“OK, here it is. The war launched by our impeached con man President Donald Trump is starting.” – Charles Johnson, Political Analyst

Killing Bin Laden also started WWIII, right Charles? Oh wait. Killing Saddam Hussein started WWIII. Oh wait…

Charles, you’re a mess.


308 Comments on ““OK, here it is. The war launched by our impeached con man President Donald Trump is starting.” – Charles Johnson, Political Analyst”

  1. Octopus says:

    The war started in 1979, Fatass. Thanks for playing. 😆

  2. Octopus says:

    https://www.kptv.com/people-arrested-for-deliberately-setting-bushfires-in-australia-this-season/article_708ad868-eeca-5a5d-9302-caacbd877b6a.html

    Climate change caused the wildfires? Er, no. It was asshole humans, most of whom will turn out to be environmental wackos.

  3. Koko says:

    They weren’t trying to hurt anyone. They’re like my little dog showing belly. If you looked at that video of our Hellfire missiles these floating goofs are a joke. They know Trump could literally obliterate their homes, their offices, their facilities, their kid’s soccer fields. From space.

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/01/07/donald-trump-reacts-to-iran-missile-strikes-all-is-well/

    We could obliterate their country although we don’t want to.

  4. Koko says:

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/49558_The_Bob_Cesca_Podcast-_Silent_Night_Holy_Crap

    From an undisclosed location an LGF “affiliate”. Like they have any other affiliates. The latest gag: Trump pooped himself. You heard it here first people. Chonky Johnson will comment. No it’s not Elmer Fudd although it sounds like him. It’s Chonky, a fossil from the seventies that thinks Gays are funny and buttfucky and some guy named Hunter Thompson (not Hunter Biden) is an edgy drug taking cool writer of note worthy of plaigerism.

    • Koko says:

      I’m just joking. Bob Cesspool is never letting Chonky back on the show. Koko will be invited on before that ever happens.

      • Arachne says:

        Didn’t he actually let that idiot guest host his show one time? And the result sounded like you dropped a microphone into a junior high boys’ locker room? Yeah, he’s not getting asked back.

        If Fatass the Ponytail had ANY courage of his convictions and a coherent argument, he’d be calling into Breitbart News, Webb, Wilkow, Hannity or Levin to make his case. After all, he’s asking for money to take down Trump.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s even Higher Comedy! Praise them to the skies, Fatass. I’m sure you’ll be invited back to the show soon. It’s only been three-four years since the last time…

  5. Koko says:

    I dunno. This is supposed to be really good according to Chonky. Some kids dicking around acting like big shots.

    But this: YouTube won’t even shit on with ad bullshit. I guess it’s not good enough

  6. Koko says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/01/breaking-ukrainian-airlines-plane-carrying-180-passengers-crashes-after-takeoff-from-tehran-iran/

    Did they really just murder 180 people? For a terrorist shit hole scumbag? They can’t possibly have meant that officially. That’s truly an act of war.

  7. rightymouse says:

    What a drama queen. 😆

  8. rightymouse says:

    It’s sneauxing here in NE Ohio.

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  10. Koko says:

    Just in case you were ever. Are there black guy geniuses out there anywhere?

    Eeeyup. They’re there, And they’re not scary. They’re pleasant and urbane. 😄

    You know Holland is the Netherlands. A smaller region within containing the Hague. This means nothing of importance. I just want people to think I’m smart. I once ate a lunch of cornish hen on the street in Bruges. Yes Belgium. Does that make me smart?

    Or diabolically evil.

    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=10&ved=0ahUKEwjOrOmxo_TmAhXYHc0KHaB5CIMQuAIIbDAJ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgetyarn.io%2Fyarn-clip%2F51dc4f64-1a47-4565-9216-992009012b1f&usg=AOvVaw3c3V5bS5J3ipc4nW4qb2HW

  11. Koko says:

    Welp. I just crapped on a real genius Anthony Braxton. Can I be a bigger ass? I will try for you people. Just for you.

  12. Koko says:

    OK that was nuts. PEANUTS! And here I am. Another beautiful bright day. Suburbs and curbs.

    Sun out and sky so blue here in Kentucky. What do I have to bitch about? the chicks snd the horses.

    • OLT, Legendary Status Dutch Uncle says:

      Lamest.World.War.EVER.

      /Simpson’s “Comic Book Guy”, aka Creepy Aged Stalker Charles minus 200 pounds and a few years

      • Octopus says:

        Aaaand, now it’s a “near-war.” I mean, those shits have been at war for a thousand years against the West, and now we’re their current “Great Satan,” as an idiot Islamist child or Chonky would put it. They’ll be at war for another thousand, unless somebody glass-tops them in the meantime.

      • OLT, Worst Proofreader Ever says:

        ACK! My comment got eated!

        Was supposed to start with:

        Worst.World.War. EVER.

        • OLT. Debate Moderator, Bridge Climbing Instructor, Adult Babysitter says:

          DANG IT GOT EATED AGAIN!

          Bad software! Bad!

          And Worst (period) World (period) War (period) EVER (period)

          SHEeSH

  13. Koko says:

    The Dow’s up nearly 280. The Nasdaq’s up nearly 100, huge for a small index. Liz probably no longer has red hair. Everywhere. But still has big beautiful… eyes!

  14. Koko says:

    Plus I don’t think Liz would ever do that. Would she? She can’t exactly hide them.

    Yah I know. I’m dead to me.

  15. Koko says:

    Ok i’m not dead Why is Neal Cavuto still on Fox? He’s an ugly fat old Me-Again Kelly. CNN is crying for you Neal. These weekend murder crime shows aren’t going to make themselves. Paula Zahn’s lonely. You might get a get a feel from a real hot chick fatboy. 😜

    • rightymouse says:

      Cavuto is an arrogant Never – Trump a-hole.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s also been wrong about the economy more times than you can shake a stick at, with his pre-digested pablum “news” and whatnot. Just another smug insider, more Deep State and Beltway elite than anything “conservative.” It’s nice that all these phonies showed themselves, though, as Fox News begins to circle the Big Flush to nowhere. They’ll be replaced by a true conservative outlet, in due time. There’s a need for such a channel, and it will be filled.

        • rightymouse says:

          Yep he’s been wrong about the economy because of his political biases. As has Krugman, a Nobel Prize economist kiddy-porn enthusiast.

      • Arachne says:

        That seems to be their hiring practice these days. Apparently the Murdoch libturd spawn believe that it if they turn Fox into CNN light, they are somehow going to keep their audience. Aw hell no, honies – people will be walking away in droves. OANN will snap up that audience.

  16. Koko says:

    Nick will never need to work again. Although he probably will because he seems like a good person. But the CNN deal is you don’t say we gave you $10 million for egregiously smearing you and your family as Not-sees.

    AMESSNBC and NBC NEWS you’re up next. Send your shysters out for new pens that work. Those Bics are from 20 years ago.

    • Octopus says:

      I love this story so much, now that it’s finally getting real justice. I noticed the MSM is ignoring this story like Chonky is ignored by everyone he tries to cozy up to on Twitter — and that’s COLD, me hearties! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Can OAN replace Fox at the top of the heap? Maybe. My cable company doesn’t carry them yet, but you can watch them online. I think you still need a regular cable channel to compete with Fox. A promising media effort, though.

      https://www.oann.com/

      • Koko says:

        Yes they do great work. Like Drudge, Fox news is going wonky and we’ll walk when necessary. They think we don’t notice Cavuto and black haired Chris Matthews. Like we’re going to just start suddenly high fiving in Russian accents and calling each other comrade.😁. OAN. Let’s get them a network.

      • Arachne says:

        If the Murdoch lib spawn keep it up, it WILL. Already on Twitter people are complaining Neal, Judge (needs a) Nap, Wallace, et al. OANN is picking up steam.

  17. Bunk X says:

    07663259 34607 47 Charles Sun, Sep 6, 2009 10:07:55am

    re: #43 Blackacre

    So is the Goracle.

    Actually, no, he isn’t. Among climate scientists, Gore is regarded as a distraction and kind of a buffoon.

    • Octopus says:

      I can’t believe Chonky is trying to resurrect the “Election stolen from Gore”-canard, after all these years, and the nonsense having been debunked through several laborious recounts and whatnot. His mind is thoroughly gone, as if it was never there. 😆

      Not to mention, how many blog-posts did he make pushing the verified truth of Kerry the Winter Soldier, with his sketchy Purple Hearts, fake-tossing them over the WH fence, the Swiftboat denunciations, and so much more? My guess is about fifty.

      • Koko says:

        He stands for nothing and is a craven whore, hoping being on the left and pretending the right are dangerous will stop the Islamist enemies he made from sawing his head off. I think they’re still out there. Salman Rushdie is still checking under his bed every night. And he can afford security which broke as a joke Chonky can’t.

  18. Koko says:

    Well since I’m idolizing woman inappropriately I might as well bring up Heather Childers. She’s a stealth host on Fox News that gets a lot of work and exposure around the holidays when everyone’s on vacation. And otherwise she has to work in the middle of the night. She’s stunningly beautiful but clearly does not want to trade on that. Her body and boobs are exquisite. And she’s shown that because she’s no prude. In rare moments she’s shown those rockin’ bod chops. But not to the extent she undermines her professionalism. A very classy beautiful unnderrated lady.

  19. Octopus says:

    https://www.the-sun.com/news/us-news/224545/bill-clinton-jeffery-epsteins-ghislaine-maxwell-lolita-express/#Echobox=1578496843

    Slick Willie, the Perfect Gentleman! 😆

    In other news, Paul Krugmann’s computer has kiddie porn downloaded to it, He says he was hacked. Just like Joy Reid and Carlos Danger!

    Will the FBI do a thorough investigation of this disgusting episode? Don’t bet on it.

    • Koko says:

      OMG that poor kid had to drink so much stinking old man …. OK I’ll stop. She’s like where’s my 10 fucking million dollars??? Sorry honey. You got free joints. You probably didn’t even get much money. You were actually just a dumb free whore. Not even well paid. Jizzlain got all your money dipshit. It’s gone and he’s dead. You’re not getting anything. Go for a book deal. That’s your only hope Obi Wan Kinobe.

    • rightymouse says:

      Paul Krugman’s full of crap. He’s a pig. And a lousy economist.

  20. Koko says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/media/san-francisco-american-dystopia-tucker-carlson-tonight-grocery-store

    San Fransicko. It was once beautiful and safe. But now lesbians are gang raped in abandoned vacant buildings. It’s been happening for years. The business conventions have all fled after seeing the feces and discarded needles outside fancy hotels. And then the brutal rapes.

    https://www.nbcwashington.com/local/natl-lesbian-gang-rape-stuns-san-fran/1848291/

    • Koko says:

      Used to be safe. 😢🥺. If you’re on the left this a great societal benefit!! Foreigners who are here illegally can find FREE GUNS on a pier! And just pull them out and start shooting them. And your beautiful daughter can die spitting blood from her mouth asking you to save her. YAY! And for he got a free house and college education except he can’t read nor write. Wow San Fransicko. Such a great societal experiment.

  21. rightymouse says:

    Am dying with laughter!! 😆 😆 Kerry & the Breck Girl VP candidate were atrocious and Fatso wasn’t exactly cheering them on at the time. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Chonky has a lot of sad, troubled moments, which he feels compelled to share on the Twitter. NOBODY gives a dry turd, though. Except us. Because we’re your bestest friends, Fatass. 😆

    • OLT's Eric, I think you Schiffed your pants says:

      I look forward to the weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth as Trump appoints her replacement zomboid justice.

  22. Octopus says:

    The enraged mullahs in Iran are picking some deep-cuts for their parliamentary sing-alongs these days. Never thought I’d hear them singing Oasis, or the anthem. Huh.

  23. Koko says:

    https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/09/politics/is-iran-ukraine-plane/index.html

    So yeah. Any idiot could guess they murdered all these people because their terror chief was killed. They have no explanation other than impotent rage and hoping it gets blamed on Trump. As a society they are just that stupid and useless. And so is CNN which sucks. It was a Russian bought missle. They tried to turn the plane around but it was engulfed in flames. So yeah everyone was burning to death before they were smashed to pieces. Mother may I have some more Islam?

  24. Octopus says:

    I could handle that just fine. 😃

  25. Octopus says:

    Chonky hasn’t weighed in on the Covington thing yet, has he? 😂😂😂😂

    Get to the nearest truck stop and weigh in, Fatass!

  26. Koko says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/world/who-is-the-fbis-most-wanted-american-terrorist-meet-jehad-serwan-mostafa

    They put him right after Donald Trump. Sorry FBI. You’re just a punchline now. Although I understand there are so many good people that work there. They’re so good they never noticed their bosses subverting America. Piss off. Crooked cop central. They fired and retired ALL the good ones early in 0bongle’s reign. It should be decommissioned and every crook fired. There’s a reason why the founders didn’t put that shit in the Constitution.

  27. dezzez says:

    I wondered how long it would take for Chuck to jump head first into the hot pile of horse s**t.

    • OLT's Eric, I think you Schiffed your pants says:

      Unless, of course, Iran just didn’t decide on their own (as they do EVERY DAY) to be an effing terror-sponsor of all kinds of murder all over the place.

      Iran has been playing this game since 1979 (remember 1979, you creepy, aging stalker?).

      MY GAWD but our boy is an idjit.

      PS – Everyone look at Nancy Pelosi and pay attention. Don’t get distracted by what the media reports … pay attention to what they stop talking about.

    • Octopus says:

      Even if that were true, which there’s no possible way of knowing, Trump saved thousands of lives, many of them American, by making the salami room temperature. Iran’s gonna terrorize, that’s all they know. The Idiot Left taking their side is the lowest point that gang of cretins has plumbed yet.

    • Bunk X says:

      Seems to me the plane was filled with Iranian muslims and was shot down by Iranian muslims.

  28. Koko says:

    Bongino just REAMED Geraldo on Hannity. Jerry Rivers has been spewing mealy mouthed nonsense that killing this vicious Sillymonny was unnecessary. Dan says he’s been waiting 2 days to confront him personally rather than trash him behind his back. And that was just in the first sentence. If you missed it Hannity is ran again at 1am. Well worth recording. BTW I’m not smearing Jews or Mexicans or Jewish Mexicans or Mexican Jews. The food must be fantastic. At least no more than my own people. Oh gawd i’m so pissed up! Is his name actually Jerry Rivers and he’s just posing as a Mexican? I don’t know. He looks like a pretty believable Mexican as does his brother. But it sounds good. My future son-in-law (probably) who is Mexican treated us to wonderful authentic tortillas before he just left (he was with us for Christmas and NY). They left some in the fridge. I’m still working out exactly how to heat them. If you heat them too much in the skillet they lose their integrity. Too little and they’re just chewy and gross.

  29. Bunk X says:

    Meanwhile on Santa Monica Boulevard:

    • Octopus says:

      Similar to how Chonky’s failed blog entered the New Era Of Obamanization, in 2009. WHEEEEEEEE!!-boom-crash-closed-head-injury. 😆

    • Koko says:

      OMG. I just watched this Bunk. There is so much irony in that video. He’s black, cars are white, he really thinks they’ll stop. They should have at least hit the damn brake. I do really hope that guy’s okay. And you bring your brand. Cruel. But fair. I mean that as a compliment.

  30. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      She went full-batshit the other day, talking about how “We thought Trump would be the anti-war candidate, and now he does this.” Shaddap, Bitter One. And get that puss off your face. 😆

  31. Octopus says:

    I hate the twitterized format of this piece, but wtf, whatever floats the kids’ boats. It’s a very strong point of view, and I don’t see much to dismiss about it. The Left blames EVERYTHING on the West, especially the more-successful parts of the West, especially…America. “Orange Man Bad” is just a codicil of the over-arching “White Man Bad”-theme. Oh, and fuck you, shitlibs. A hundred million humans called — they want their lives back, lost to socialist governments. 😆

    John Hayward

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    History has proven anti-colonialism to be among the most destructive ideas ever imposed on the masses by the elites. Many of the other destructive ideas of the 20th Century flowed from it.

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    John Hayward

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    Chief among those secondary destructive ideas was the conviction that Westerners are inherently evil, all of their ideas are corrupt, the Third World is filled with wonderful alternative models for society, and only the evil Westerners have any real agency.

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    That latter notion informs the Left’s response to almost all world events, as you can see most recently in their bizarre fawning over Iran as an innocent passive victim of sinister American policy.

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    The inheritors of anti-colonialism’s intellectual legacy believe everyone else in the world, including the most vile terrorists and oppressive dictators, is merely reacting to whatever the evil West has done.

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    John Hayward

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    You can see strains of anti-colonialist fever in the Left’s refusal to hold anyone except Western nations responsible for climate change, even though the world’s worst polluters by far are non-Western nations, and they have stated plans to get WORSE in the decades to come.

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    Some of the Left’s refusal to criticize non-Western nations on environmental grounds is cowardly and pragmatic – they’re authoritarian states that would not tolerate such criticism – but it’s also the “all evil flows from the West” mindset at work.

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    Another destructive bit of foolishness we’ve had to endure is the idea that democracy is a magic potion that cures all ills. Time and again, the globalist elite are stunned when “liberated” populations simply elect authoritarian dictators or corrupt oligarchies.

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    The problem with anti-colonialism is that it was profoundly arrogant and hated the Western legacy too passionately to understand it. Self-determination and democracy were not properly understood as the end result of long and difficult social evolution.

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    We should understand, after a brutally disappointing century of “nation-buidling,” that it’s not easy to bring any culture up to the level that makes true representative democracy and constitutional government possible. Sadly, it might be all but impossible for some.

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    Unfortunately the globalists have created a world order with a VERY low barrier to entry. We don’t require any particular hallmarks of social evolution to gain entry to the globalist club and begin interfacing with the economy and politics of the free world.

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    Consequently, all of those global institutions are trending downward toward the lowest common denominators. Ruthless authoritarianism is more LOGICAL for Third World rulers to pursue than vibrant democracy and limited government. There is simply no real downside to it.

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    John Hayward

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    Authoritarianism then propagates through global institutions and infects the free world, compromising its standards of free speech and lawful commerce. “Anti-colonialism” indeed – the Third World is colonizing the First now, both intellectually and physically.

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    And the bitterest irony of the new century is that the rising hegemonic power, China, is UNABASHEDLY colonial in its outlook. It’s like a nightmare version of everything the anti-colonialists of the last century criticized the West for, right down to racial supremacism.

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    China is busy using debt traps and infrastructure programs to colonize and plunder the Third World, with the acquiescence of its corrupt elites, who care only about the big payoffs promised by Beijing and its willingness to indulge their abuse of human rights to stay in power.

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    A hundred or so years later, many Third World nations “liberated” by the anti-colonialists find themselves under the control of a vastly more ruthless colonial master that offers no gifts of enlightenment to its possessions and will allow no criticism of its agenda. /end

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    I’m a believer that the best description of Obama’s ideology is Anti-Colonialist and not Socialist/Marxist

    His mother preached his Fathers ideals to him and he grew up hating The West

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    Made Mobutu and Idi Amin happy.

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    A must read!!

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    Good read. Thank you.

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    This is especially hilarious when it comes to Iran, which before 1979 was an advanced first world nation and society that had top level institutions, culture, language, etc. It took a bunch of 8th-century clerics to turn Iran into a third-world country “oppressed” by the West.

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    Not polite to say, but accurate account of results.

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    what? what is anti-colonialism?

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  32. Octopus says:

    It’s a horse wearing a suit. 😆

  33. Octopus says:

    https://thefederalist.com/2015/06/30/polyamory-is-next-and-im-one-reason-why/

    As a veteran of 40 years of bliss with one woman, 35 of them married, 28 of them with kids mucking up the works (j/k), I would tell this special snowflake, “Just save yourself some time and get a divorce.” Because divorce is imminent for this couple. Bringing other people in will cause some very short-term excitement and rapid dissolution of the marital bonds, most likely with a lot of anger and expensive legal proceedings. Split things up evenly, decide on visitation and whatnot, and go get the plan legally bound before the shouting and throwing of dildos commences. 😆

  34. rightymouse says:

    Trump had a rally in Toledo last night. Look at the overflow crowd!!!

  35. Koko says:

    Can Larry talk the market up? Yah up 20. And that’s the stupid Dow. Go Larry. Geez the economy’s so good we’re looking for why it can’t possibly be that good. Nasdaq’s up 20? The conversation this morning on Maria was epic. Steve Moore and another younger economist were on. And this younger guy tried to say the economy is tech based, which is something I would say. Because I’m ignorant. Dagen reamed him a new ASS informing him about health industry, manufacturing and agriculture which she grew up with in Texas. What a fucking goddess. And she did it with that accent. I thought I was over her but I’m pretty much as smitten as ever. I’m a fool for smart chicks. Her friends. Now Tammy Bruce is on. I’m heading to the cold shower.

  36. Koko says:

    Yeah i know McCain? But i’m gonna give her a break if my favorite ladies like her. And that Kat Timpf. I swear to God I would ADOPT her. She’s so adorable.

  37. Koko says:

    Ok this is probably the best crooked girl smirk ever. Does she even know she’s smirking and how gorgeous it is? Yeah I think she does. 😁

  38. dezzez says:

    • Octopus says:

      She’s been daft since I first heard about her, back in the late-’80’s. Shaddap, Marianne. You’re boring and stooped. I might drop a house on you, if you don’t stop talking all this shite.

  39. Koko says:

    I like Tyrus too. It’s a great show with them anchoring with Greg.

    Ya know Chelsea Handler could have been that good. If she could have just known how much we could love her. I can take some mockery. But not outright hate. So sorry, Chelsea. You’re no longer my daughter. I know this is a very crushing devopment for you. Speaking of development. Yah i just had to go there. But no I’m not going there. You can find those of her exquisite body. She degrades herself williingly but I won’t do that to her. She’s lovely despite the abortions. There’s redemption for everyone.

    https://www.playboy.com/read/the-playboy-interview-chelsea-handler-s-radical-reinvention

    https://giphy.com/gifs/chelsea-handler-wifflegif-xwqS12w7qM5Us

      • Koko says:

        I know. It’s so degrading. But she Is a beautiful and talented woman, if not lady. like that other little turd Silvermann.. I really get torn up because they’re so darn sexually cute. Which makes me just a chump. I mean have you seen those pictures of Chelsea topless? She’s not just good looking. She’s downright voluptuous. Do our conservative women have the same problem with Brad Pitt and George Clooney? Or the other hunky liberal guys? Probably so.

      • Koko says:

        And it’s a white wash too. It says she had her first one night stand at 18. That may be true but only after TWO, COUNT ‘EM TWO abortions in 11th grade. This chick was whoring all over a high school. I have no illusions about her. But I can’t deny she’s good looking and sometimes funny. But yeah it’s a little shocking to naive guys like us (or maybe just me) who were lucky to score at all. Some of these hot girls were fucking every night from age 14 or 15 if they could get out the door. That’s why she was pregnant TWICE! I screwed a girl after HS who was a cheerleader in her bed at home while her mom and dad were sleeping in the next room. She had screwed just about everybody I knew already! I missed the fuckin’ party and only got in at the end. Thank gosh! And thank gosh I didn’t catch anything because although beautiful, these people are dum as rocks. That’s why I recognized that Ford chick had been a cock hound in HS and was projecting her sluttiness onto to poor Bret Kavanaugh who never even did anything with her. Unlike the male student body of her junior/senior HS class. How many guys have heard her stupid baby girl voice moaning as they went to town? Let’s just say many.

  40. Octopus says:

    “Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars” was the first album I got into, as far as I know, before my much-older five siblings were even aware of the concept. I owed them for all of the good previous stuff, but they heard about Bowie through me, their horrible adolescent problem-brother. I had heard about it from my slightly-older neighborhood homies, whom I considered my friends and closest advisors on all things cultural and medicinal.

    Anyway, I can’t believe it’s been four years already, since the great artiste bit the stardust. Seems like a few months ago. I really liked this guy, and his music throughout his long career. I recently downloaded a remastered version of his breakout album, “Teh Ziggy,” which included some demos of the songs that leapt off the 8-track and buried themselves in my brain. His musicality is so refined, though based on English ditties of the near and long-ago — very similar to Elton John, who was far-more classically-trained, but came to love and re-interpret so many of the cultural touchstones with a rock-and-roll feel.

    Here’s one of those demos – I think it’s just as good as the version that made it onto the album, though it’s raw as anything. That’s the best part about it, imho. It’s just a great story, condensed into song lyrics, sung brilliantly with spare accompaniment. The version on the album isn’t overdone or anything, but this one is perfect as is.

    • Octopus says:

      I almost posted his last-ever live performance, of “Life On Mars,” but it’s too sad. He does a great job of it in his weakened state, but I’d rather focus on the healthy man singing one of his best songs. It’s from “Hunky Dory,” the album preceding “Ziggy,” which many of us Bowie-fans came to love as his best work. Not as slick or as rock-and-roll, but nobody’s been more personal and accessible in this genre. He did a concert called “By Request,” that was brilliant in its re-interpretations of many of his best songs.

      • Octopus says:

        Bowie later claimed he was just funnin’ about, experimentin’ with the homo-sex and all. I have no idea, but it’s said he completely walked away from “gay life” after he married Iman, who was not, “A man.” When Bowie “came out as a gay,” it was still illegal in Great Britain, and he got a LOT of free publicity along with it, as well as some serious cred in the anti-Establishment freak-show of the time. Some say it resurrected his career, as he came out with the thoroughly androgynous Ziggy Stardust-persona, and included his great guitar-player Mick Ronson in the Big Gay Party. This was hilarious to many of their peers, as Mick was known as a wild-eyed heterosexual on the prowl for young female acolytes…even though he was respectably married. But….teh showbiz.

        A glimpse of how alien the gay-life was, to the point where they had their own language:

      • Koko says:

        You know there are stories that Bowie and Mick Jagger had a casual sex relationship back in the day. Ya know the 70’s. I hope they had fun and I could not care less. They were with beautiful ladies at the same time period. And as far as I know those were fine red blooded girls who either approved of said activities or otherwise knew stuff happens when the wine and pot starts flowing.

        • Octopus says:

          I believe that story, which came from Bowie’s ex, Angie. She came home one day and found them sleeping in each other’s arms. Naughty! 😄

          • Octopus says:

            On the other hand, now that I think about it, David denied that story ever happened, and said his bitter ex was just trying to sell her book. Said she was a “very toxic person” he was forced to cut out of his life completely. He also said, he would have been proud of such a thing, and would have told the story himself if it were true.

            The world may never know. How will we move on?

          • Koko says:

            Good to know. I’m with Dave. Not my cup of tea but as Seinfeld/Larry David said….

  41. Octopus says:

    Bowie broke up the Spiders after this performance. It was a massive shock to his band, particularly Ronson, who’d played his part perfectly, and written some massive guitar arpeggios.

    • Octopus says:

      From “Hunky Dory,” again, this song that my friends and I used to listen to stoned over and over, for a month or two, and then moved on to whatever. It wasn’t a hit, was never played on the radio in the States, and there was no internet or way of knowing it was a hit amongst other teens in other lands. It was just a cool fucking song. Much later, I learned that it was about Bowie’s relationship with his mentally-ill older brother, in their dysfunctional home. And WWII’s echoes. And teenage-angst. What did I think it was about, when I was 14-15? I have no idea, except it was bizarre, full of imagery, and made you think. A lot of people say it’s their favorite Bowie song. For me, it’s certainly top-five.

  42. Bunk X says:

    Here’s some RetroFun from when girls liked guys grabbing them (to dance).

  43. Bunk X says:

  44. Koko says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/01/for-that-person-who-has-everything-gwyneth-paltrow-is-peddling-a-75-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina/

    Of course she did. And yeah I want to smell it. i’d rather smell Katy Perry but yah I’ll settle for this idiot. I’m sure the smart ladies that I admire won’t be doing this. Only pop-tarts so…. Miley and Ariana, my credit card is in hand.

  45. Koko says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/01/college-professor-says-iran-should-target-52-sites-in-america-gets-fired/

    Adjuncts aren’t professors. They’re just part time employees. I’m not even sure if they get any benefits. Given that, she should feel free to shoot her mouth off. And let me tell you my wife’s worked as an adjunct. She has a masters degree. They’’re never giving you anything. They will give full professorship to someone from China or South Korea or anyone else exotic. But never you. You’re just a placeholder. The janitor has the same deal.

  46. Koko says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/01/breaking-iran-says-it-unintentionally-shot-down-ukrainian-airplane-because-of-human-error/

    They’re so stupid they can’t get their story right and were actually busted by the digital evidence. Like Aron Hernandez commitIng murder while the victim’s texting and your phone’s pinging and your security system’s uploading to the cloud.

    • Octopus says:

      No, Trump shot down that plane, to hide evidence of his Russian Collusion, and distract from the sham-peachment, AND start WWIII. Chonky filled me in this stuff. Thanks, Fatass! 😃

  47. Koko says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/meghan-markle-prince-harry-miles-apart

    Dang she took the royal penis and pants to Canada. Seriously I think he did well. She’s very good looking and has her own fortune. And he’s not even real royal. They’re all descended from some common archer cock in the mid 1400s. And God only knows who’s sperm got in there we don’t know about. It’s a royal cesspool of sperm and DNA. 😆. Yuck!

    • Octopus says:

      Harry’s a non-factor in the royal family now, with his brother having a son and all. Why put up with all the paps and bullshit, if you don’t have to? He can have a great life, and still get paid his Royal Stipend. Later, Queenie! 😄

      • Koko says:

        Yep. Like Trump though I do respect the queen’s hard efforts. I think she realized – I have to keep these knuckle heads in line. Because they really aren’t royal or descended from God. She sees Meg is strong and young and Harry’s too weak to resist her. She did her best. She is really great woman.

        • Octopus says:

          I like the Queen, too. It’s a ridiculous concept, “royalty,” but something about the UK version is charming and quaint. I mean, people over here make the Kardashians filthy rich, so who are we to judge?

          • Koko says:

            And what the queen also knows is Meghan doesn’t consider young dumb full of c*m Prince Harry Balls the last ride she’s ever gonna have. Hollyweirdos fall in love every time they go on set. I was thinking he had a good deal but now I’m wondering if Meghan just wants out. She just took a deal with Disney. Which means they’re going to pair her With ridiculously handsome young stud actors. That’s why the queen sees this as a real crisis for them. Like do or die. I should have such problems.

          • Octopus says:

            You mean to say, she may not be eternally enchanted with his magical ginger scepter? The horror! 😂

            That’s a very good point, about the essential flightiness of Hollywood people and actors in general. She’s already loved and left other men, and her own family, for that matter. A girl like Meghan has Options. And her own money. And agents. Advisors. People reminding her she’s got options a-plenty.

            Harry, outside the realm of his princely heritage, may or may not be the Prince Charming she imagined she’d marry one day. We’ll see how he does in this new incarnation, engineered at least in part by her. I suspect he won’t be her last prince.

  48. Koko says:

    She’s good. And beautiful. But can she do different langauges? Ok two. But seven including Allemagne?

    • Koko says:

      Yes this is French. But she can also rock German. And Italian and Spanish. And her English has OUR accent. Not Brit.

      • Koko says:

        Ok it wasn’t fair comparing her to an international genius of the ages.

        She’s pretty darn good.

        • Octopus says:

          This pic makes me forgive Slick Willie for ogling her at Aretha’s funeral. 🍺😎

          • Koko says:

            Yeah. Her butt actually pushed that tiny dress out. Oh God i’m a bad terrible man.

            How does rm even put up with us here, we’re such male a holes? Her excellent husband’s probably like why do you speak with such stupid children? And she’s like well they actually need my help. They’re just that pathetic and moronic.

          • rightymouse says:

            I’m married & I’ve raised four boys. Men don’t scare me. 😆

          • Octopus says:

            God made us sight-hunters, and programmed us to seek out fertile, healthy women to breed new humans. All the craziness stems from that, in healthy males.

          • rightymouse says:

            My boss (who is heading for his 100th b-day) told me years ago that a man’s sex drive is nothing but the urge to procreate.

          • Octopus says:

            I think that’s technically correct. And women’s “wallet-sniffing” after rich guys is just about taking care of the babies. Families need some security.

  49. Koko says:

    I really can’t explain this. She’s on German TV singing I don’t know what (je ne sais quois) then she starts literally tap dancing with actual. I’m done.

  50. Octopus says:

    Oldie-but-baddie. 😂

  51. Koko says:

    We’re getting the Heavy Weather today. Here’s the Weather Report. Hee hee.

  52. rightymouse says:

    It’s 61 degrees here in NE Ohio today. I luvs me some Gorebull Warmening!!!! 😆

  53. rightymouse says:

    This is just awful!! 😯

    • Octopus says:

      It’s funny! 😂

      That darn Yoko ruins everything. 😡

      • Koko says:

        I know. What was John thinking? You could have any woman in the world and you pick this flat asses weirod. Imagine all the people…you could be sleeping with!😆

        Let’s go here with Gayle! 🤣. Oh shit. You go by H? Who are you? Hydrogen? Only Gayle could link Baby Got Back with “existential quandary”. While just sitting in his/her car no less. LOL! All trannies (and liberals) should take a lesson from Gayle in not taking your self seriously.

  54. Octopus says:

    Cats evolved in Asia, and spread through America during an Ice Age around 9 million years ago. One group in America evolved into cheetahs, and pushed the evolution of the pronghorn antelope into being the fastest antelope on the planet. Then cheetahs died off in America, but first emigrated back to Asia and Africa during another Ice Age that rebuilt the land-bridge.

    That’s all for now about cats.

    • Octopus says:

      Jaguar supplanted the South American croc as the apex predator in the rainforest.

      • Koko says:

        Yup. You applying your superior language skills to my FAVORITE SUBJECT! This hog’s in heaven👍😆. A great vid. Thank you thank you! And watching that animal stalk was amazing. Your description of the timeless predator/prey escalation was dead on. The predators are super smart and stealthy. But the prey are almost more scary. In response they’ve developed scary speed and power. When I jogged on our site I realized I could be killed by a leaping spooked deer and not found until Monday morning.

        • Octopus says:

          Heheh…that almost happened to my wife, last year. Driving home from my daughter’s apartment, a deer jumped out of the woods onto her hood, scaring the living shit out of her and hurting the deer and car. The car sustained about $3000 worth of damage, while the deer got to its feet in front of the car, staggered around a bit, and walked slowly into the woods. Probably to die there of internal injuries, if you go by the stats. 😢

          My wife has PTSD about this incident. She almost can’t drive at night on the wooded streets around here.

          • Octopus says:

            Thanks for the compliment about my writing— I owe it all to Chonky, after years of daily snarking about his idiocy. 😄

            I watched a doc called, “The Story Of Cats,” today. I had watched “The Story Of Dogs,” my favorite animal, so I thought I should give the evil catz their evil due. Their story is actually more interesting from an evolutionary standpoint than that of our best friends the dogs. They also out-perform dogs in every environment, sad to say. They have far more versatility in adapting, much stronger bite-strength, the energy-saving ambush attack perfected, which destroys the canids “chase them ‘til they drop” method, and then the solitary feline hunter gets to eat the whole kill instead of sharing with the pack. In other words, and it pains me to admit it, cats are better than dogs, from an evolutionary and survival standpoint. No wonder dogs came in from the cold much sooner than cats!

          • Koko says:

            Wow I’m so glad she was OK. I could imagine her shock. We think they are pretty. But a personal encounter informs one that it’s several hundred pounds of nature’s survival solution. That thing doesn’t want to die. But it doesn’t know shit from shinola so it’s just a meat projectile when on the run. Can go through windshields and have been known to decapitate humans.

  55. Octopus says:

    So devastating! You should have a billion followers by now. 😂

  56. Octopus says:

    U mad, bro? 😂

    • Octopus says:

      Chonky’s devastated that there’s no WWIII. It’s the only thing that would shake his ass loose from the couch. 😢😱😂

  57. Octopus says:

    At least he gets exercise, you enormous blimp-child. Also, you calling him “Gramps” is idiotic and ageist, especially with you supporting Biden, ready to pivot to Sanders. 😂

  58. Octopus says:

    That’s how I feel about soulless noodling on guitar, Fatass. Your specialty, as it happens. Let’s go surfin’, Barry! 😂

    • Koko says:

      Is there any way we could stress more that we and the entire planet couldn’t give a flying shit what makes Chonky want to stop listening to music?

      Oh I take that back. If Chonky turned on music and it was his former band mates from whom HE STOLE A CAR then that might be kind of amusing. And of course any video demonstrating where the the drummer HATES HIS FUCKING GUTS FOR HAVING NO SOUL and being nothing to a rhythm section but owning a guitar and having a faggy moustache. That could make my day.

  59. Octopus says:

    😂😂😂😂

    • Octopus says:

      That was a mistaken re-post, but I’m not going to bother re-posting the intended stooped tweet by Fatass. Fuck him, all of his tweets are stooped. 😄

  60. Octopus says:

    Deceptions like the booming economy, the dominant polling, the sheer ownage on Twitter? 😂

  61. Octopus says:

    My dogs cry along with me at these commercials. 😂😢

  62. Octopus says:

    Sidebar. Spikes football. 😄

  63. Octopus says:

    https://vm.tiktok.com/X9mKTq/

    TikTok. Get with it, codgers. Short-Attention Span Theatah! 😂

  64. Octopus says:

    https://thefederalist.com/2020/01/09/the-media-is-always-always-wrong-about-trump-and-national-security/

    How DO they do it? Always wrong, every single time. Just like Chonky, The Streak Lives! 😄

  65. Octopus says:

    The reverend groped her, and the ex-Prez ogled her while whispering into Jesse Jackson’s ear. 😱

  66. Octopus says:

    https://www.hot1017.com/2019/10/28/adele-is-incredibly-dedicated-to-new-fitness-routine-source-says/

    I love Adele’s singing, and a bunch of her songs. I never thought she’d get into fitness, after so many years of rejecting the pressure from studio execs and some fans to “sex it up.” She’s a beautiful woman, and a very natural woman, from all accounts. I love that she found a fitness program that she likes, and wants to follow. You go, girl! Can’t wait to hear your next album.

  67. Koko says:


    Oh yah Howie. You’re so sophisticated. And smart. And attractive with your shiny bald head.

    This is the actual Howie Mandel kids. It ain’t pretty but it is widely hugely weirdly funny. He is a comedy genius. But there’s no money in that so he gave it up for Hollyweirdness. LOL! 😆

  68. rightymouse says:

    No. We aren’t pissed off. And why do you think the script is weird, Fatso? You a racist?

    • Octopus says:

      That’s a big smelly egg she’s been squatting on — and now there’s nothing left to do but roll it over to the Senate, where it will quickly cracked and shoved down the In-Sink-Erator. It’s a bad joke of a mess. 😂

  69. Octopus says:

    Some reality-check for Harry, Markle and the race-baiting polemicists blaming Megxit on racial prejudice. Good grief! 😂

    https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/01/10/meghan-markle-is-not-a-victim-of-racism/

  70. Koko says:

    I love you. I really do. I think i really believed it. Of course how could it be so long ago and far away. Cuz she’s really young and pretty. And then we’ve only just begun.

  71. Koko says:

    Oh no. This really happened. Dude just stop. Stop talking.

  72. Koko says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/fatal-kentucky-pit-bull-attack-on-pug-lane-leads-to-womans-arrest-for-murder

    Clearly two meth heads. She won using the dog as a weapon. I’m sposed to care why? On Pug Lane, no less. Whatev. My sister has a pit bull. I shit you not. Yah I couldn’t believe it either. It’s fricking hilarious and wouldn’t hurt a fly. But yeah it can potentially eat your face off. Or kill your children. I’m like Lori WTH?

    • Koko says:

      Why not have a chimp as a pet? They seem very nice. Seriously I don’t want a pet I can’t physically literally take. Dogs do get in bad moods and I’m like hey guess what? I will throw you through a friggin’ wall. Because you only weigh sixty pounds. They back down. But a pit bull is getting up there in power. They’re nothing but muscle. I saw a cop get attacked by one on TV and it nearly wrecked her hand when it latched on. She couldn’t believe the owner sicced it on her. You just sent yourself to jail you dumb bitch. They are weapons. Sad for them because they can be such nice dogs.

    • Octopus says:

      I have a long-time client who runs a Pit Bull Rescue operation in her spare-time, and who usually has four or five new rescues she’s trying to “fix up” and get adopted. I used to be horrified, but after about twenty years with no serious maulings or murders, I guess she’s doing a good thing. I wouldn’t adopt a pitty with a sketchy past, and fighting-scars, but that’s just me.

  73. Octopus says:

    #nowplaying in da fetid bunker…

  74. Octopus says:

    It’s not a stigma, Mr. President. In today’s insane political environment, it’s a badge of honor. Means you’re doing great, and the Idiot Left has nothing. Keep on keeping on! 🙂

  75. Koko says:

    The great Barbara Woodhouse, famous dog trainer who was really trying to figure out dog behavior and had lots of great techniques. Even she had a story of being attacked by a powerful dog when she turned her back. I think a rottwieller. You can imagine the damage. She had to go to the ER and the dog had to be destroyed.

    • rightymouse says:

      We have a Rottweiler mix dog. She’s had to have extra training to be around other people. We love her! So well behaved!

  76. rightymouse says:

    Just got back from a B-day lunch with hubby and my MIL. Will be turning 65 this week. I wanna cry. 😦

    • Octopus says:

      There’s no crying in baseball!

      Getting older is much preferable to the alternative. 🙂

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      65 beats the alternative, Ms. Mouse. Looking forward to soothing your feelings for many birthdays to come.

      What did you have for lunch?

      • rightymouse says:

        I had lobster bisque. 🙂

        • ISTE says:

          You do know bisque is french for testicles.

          Enjoy!

          • Koko says:

            This first bit is delightful with Betsy Prig who, yah the name alone …just read on.. right before bisque. And if you scroll further down you find out about black cock and no it has nothing to do with negroe peni you dirty minded bastid. 😁

            Betsy Prig helped herself too often from the teapot which contained not tea but rum. It was more than Mrs. Gamp could bear. She stopped the hand of Mrs. Prig with her own and said with great feeling,—” No, Betsy. Drink fair, whatever you do!” And this supreme rule has therefore in history been associated indissolubly with the name of the forgetful Betsy.
            Bigarade Sauce.—Bigarade is the French name for a Seville orange, and the sauce is described under its English name of Orange Gravy Sauce.

            Bisque is one of those words which when he has the clue to them become the delight of a philologer. It presents as pretty a puzzle as exists in any language. The French lexicographers have given it up as insoluble. Brachet and Littre say frankly that its origin is unknown; the German Scheler follows suit. And, after all, a very little research might have led the learned Frenchmen to the true meaning of the word. They have been put off the scent by trusting to modern usage. Littre defines a bisque as a soup of crayfish, and that is what it usually means in our day. He has failed however to observe that purists in France never call the soup of crayfish a bisque—they always say a bisque d’ecrevisses, implying that there may be a bisque of something else. In some of the old French cookery books the crayfish soup is described perfectly as Potage aux ecrivisses en facon de bisque. The word is now employed exactly as we employ such words as marmalade, wine, pomatum, orgeat, saveloy. Marmalade is a conserve of quinces—we give the name to a conserve of oranges. Wine is the juice of the grape; but we speak of cowslip and gooseberry wine. Pomatum is a cosmetic of apples, and never now does an apple enter into it. Orgeat ought to be no other than barley-water—it is now made of almonds without a grain of barley. Saveloy, from the French cervelas, formerly cervelat, is a sausage made of brains, and now there are no brains in it. Precisely in the same way, bisque was a soup of wood-pigeons, and it is now never made of woodpigeons, but nearly always of crayfish.
            Piscium et summa genus hsesit ulmo
            Nota qute sedes fuerat Columbia.

            Any one who will go back to the French cookery books of the seventeenth century will find invariably that the bisque is made of pigeons, or else of small birds such as quails or partridges, which may be supposed superior to them. It was- not merely a soup: one of the books describes it accurately as a soup with a ragout in it; and for the precise meaning of Ragout in French tura to the word. La Varenne, the greatest cook of the seventeenth century before Vatel, gives two receipts for pigeon soup, neither of which he denotes by the name of bisque; but he also gives two, and only two, receipts for bisque, and they are both
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            soups of pigeon with a ragout or rich garniture added— something between the Financial and the Turtle Relish. If the reader goes on turning the pages of La Varenne’s book he will come to a receipt for roasting wood-pigeons; he will find that they are called bisets; and he will there at once detect the origin of the bisque or wood-pigeon broth. The bisque was a soup of the biset—with the biset added to it in the tureen together with a ragont or relish.
            Having reached tbis point, the discussion might fairly come to an end. The explanation of the bisque is there, even if we can go no further. There i9 a detail, however, which it would be well to account for. How are we to account for the fourth letter in bisque, which does not appear in biset? This involves the further question, How does the wood-pigeon come to be called biset? And here, if we go to the Frenchmen for assistance, we find that they are all wrong—or if not absolutely wrong, helpless. They say that biset comes from the adjective of colour, bis—brown or whitey-brown ; and they candidly confess that they know not whence bis in this sense comes. It is impossible to mention the name of Littre’ without respect for his extraordinary merits as a lexicographer, and yet he too seems to be infected with the Frenchman’s wildness in etymology. The real root of biset is to be found in bois, and the root of boii is the Low Latin bosctis, which in English survives in bosk, busk, and bush, and which turns up in French as bisque, bois, buu, and buisson. Just as the Latin disma dropt the k sound and was transformed into dais, while at the same time there survived a doublet retaining it—disqtte; so the Latin boscus has survived with the k sound in bisque, and without it in bois and biset. I find in my notes a statement which I am unable for the moment to verify— that Humboldt bas derived the name of Basque, or Biscay, from Basoa, a forest, and Baso-coa, belonging to a forest. It would be curious if this should turn out to be the same word, but it is immaterial to the argument. Enough has been stated to show that a consonant has dropped out of biset, and that the word is by rights bisquet. It does not follow from this that the French etymologists are absolutely wrong in connecting biset with the colour bis—light-brown; but if there is any justification for them, it is not because the wood-pigeon is of a light-brown colour, but because light-brown is the colour of wood, and it is not impossible that the colour as well as the pigeon may be named from the wood. Neither, again, does it follow that, taken literally and by themselves, bisque and biset mean anything more than wood or belonging to a wood. Just as tree came to signify the cross, and irons fetters, the name of the wood might easily pass to the pigeon, and the name of the pigeon to the soup. It is still in the French idiom to add the word pigeon to biset,—saying pigeon biset.
            The reader will probably expect to find here the old receipt for Bisque, and I give him with pleasure the receipt of La Varenne, which runs as follows:—” Bisque of Young Pigeons. Take young pigeons, cleanse them well and truss them up, which you shall do in making a hole with a knife below the stomach, and thrusting the legs through it. Whiten them; then put them in the pot with a small faggot of fine herbs, and fill the pot with the best broth vou have, and have a special care that it may not become black.” The grand object was to make it red—to produce a bisque rouge ; and in fact it was to develop redness that the crayfish came into play and in the end displaced the pigeon. “Then dry your bread and stew it (mitonnez) in the pigeon broth. Then take it up (dressez), after it is well seasoned with salt, pepper and cloves, garnish it (that is the bisque) with the young pigeons, cockscombs, sweets breads, mushrooms, mutton-juice, pistachios. Serve, and garnish the rims of the dish with slices of lemon.”
            This, it will be observed, is a soup of pigeons with the pigeons and a Ragout (see Ragout) in it. What is now called Bisque is neither a soup of pigeons, nor is it
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            a soup of any kind with what is properly called a Ragout in it. For the crayfish soup of fame we must go to the pages allotted to the crayfish, and not seek for it in the nest of the wood-pigeon.
            Black Butter.—See Butter.
            Black Cock is a kind of Grouse and to be treated as such.
            Black Puddings (Boudins Noirs) are made of pig’s blood. This sounds gross enough, not to say offensive and horrible. Nevertheless, with the gore of the unclean beast there is mingled an adorable onion flavour which redeems it from odium, and seduces mortals like another Circe. The human beings who have been able to resist the sanguinolent puddings of the hog are few indeed. In France, among the middle classes, it is considered a sacred duty to eat them on Christmas eve, after returning from the midnight mass. The English do not make much of Christmas eve, but these black puddings are a fair excuse for making more of it. Only it is best to eat them not in the French but in the Flemish style. The French eat them as they are; the Flemings with a companion dish of baked apples. It corresponds to the English plan of taking apple sauce with pork or goose.
            Blanc.—See the Faggot of Pot-herbs.
            Blanch. —To scald vegetables (but sometimes also meat) by placing them for a few minutes with salt in boiling water, after which they are passed into cold water. This, in the case of vegetables, is to tone down too strong a taste, and in the case of meat (as calf’s head and feet) to soften it.
            Blancmanger.—It is needless to give the old receipt for this, because nobody would eat it. In the days of the English king Richard II. it was a fowl first roasted, then

          • rightymouse says:

            Lobsters don’t have testicles.

  77. Abu Behind the Times says:

    Finally ditched the dying LG flip phone and got an Apple 8 or some such. Gonna be a long learning process but now I’ll have my music in the car. Freedom from FM.

    When we bought the Honda CR-V in 2017 the wife and I figured it would have a CD player. Surprise! Peeps at work in our age group were similarly surprised.

    While looking for an emoji I saw this ✊🏿. Why can I not change the skin complexion like I have to on sooooo many other emojis? I guess power has a certain pigment. ✊🏿

  78. rightymouse says:

    I just bought a 2016 Honda CR-V. I think it has a DVD player. Will double check tomorrow. Great car!

  79. Octopus says:

    I ask you: Is anyone crazier than Cher these days? Okay, there’s Jim Carrey. Probably a tie. 😆

    • Koko says:

      Yeah. Dick with fun and Jane. She had no problem with Bubba’s gross dry mouth and wanted his average little 5 incher dick. Google torpedoed those speeches so I can’t link them. That’s how thorough they are at protecting a raping POS. I went to Duckduckgo and it’s clearly been bought out by Soros. Never heard of Clinton gross dry mouth which we all remember. But it tells me about burning mouth syndrome. WTF?

      Hey internet you know what’s better than rewriting history? My fucking billion neuron cells brain. It doesn’t forget assholes. And doesn’t forget that you are assholes. At least not until that first big stroke. Yah gramps and Dad. Strokes. That’s why I’m going to be hell on wheels until I can’t be.

  80. Koko says:

    I know as a philoliger I’m completely delighted.

  81. Octopus says:

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/trump-james-okeefe-hint-something-big-about-to-drop-on-bernie-sanders

    I can’t wait to see this one. 😆

    I still can’t believe Sanders is rising in the polls, but then, look at the competition in the clown car. One is more putrid than the next. Biden is hanging on by the skin of his teeth, in most states, but not in Iowa. There’s no way to predict who’s going to get the nomination. Bloomberg is ready to spend a billion dollars of his own money, he says, even though his rallies are drawing tens of people. That’s fiscal responsibility! 😆

    https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/democratic_nomination_polls/

  82. Octopus says:

    Woke up with this song in my head this morning — must have heard it in a commercial yesterday. Boy, did I watch a lot of football. 😯

    Billy Corgan had a brief moment of superstardom in the ’90’s with Smashing Pumpkins, and I think this was his best song by far. Sounds different from anything else on the radio, and the lyrics are a paean to everyone’s youth which has gone bye-bye. He’s not whining in the song, which is different for him. Mostly avoids the annoying singing of notes that hurt the ear, which mar most of his work — anyone recall his unlistenable version of Fleetwood Mac’s “Landslide?” Yikes, that was awful. 😆

    • Koko says:

      I just now watched this. The song’s good but the video brought back memories. Riding in muscle cars or someone’s Dad’s Cadillac with wind and hair flying. And radio blasting. Our little band of misfits. We had so much fun. Laughing our asses off. Growing up in America, coming of age in the ‘70s. Air brushed album covers. Can you ask for anything more? I deserve nothing more in life. I lived it.

  83. Koko says:

    Helen Slater as a sultry “Supergirl” in the 1984 film

    Sultry? Or did they just misspell slutty? LOL!

  84. Koko says:

    Remember this great movie and cast? https://youtu.be/ASWGIb6NoLA

    Kurt Russell, Harry Dean Stanton, Isaac Hayes, Ernest Borgnine, Donald Pleasance. And of course everyone’s dream pinup tough girl. Seriously, how can things go so damn right?

    That was back too when people still thought Kurt Russell was a lame-o Disney kid and not a real leading man stud actor.

    • Koko says:

      Of course YouTube had to fail the OFFICIAL trailer link. But it’s remarkable that that movie had all the makings of a HORRIBLE MOVIE. Young untried lead, b-rated actors. Carpenter known only for slasher teeny bop crap. And everyone nailed the shit out of it. I loved it. Kurt made Snake ‘I thought you were dead!” Plisken a fricken icon. We’ll just keep trying won’t we YouTube? Dipshits.

  85. dezzez says:

    Someone mentioned fatty, man he is all plumped up, gonna be rolling in the pennies now from all the advertisers flocking to his click-bait.
    You the man Chuck, your libturd cred is complete.

    • Octopus says:

      Fatass is living rent-free in his own empty head. Nobody out in the real world even remembers who he is, besides us, and we’re just being cruel and perverse (in a good way).

      The only image that comes to mind about the state of affairs in the House Of Pee in Culver City, given the hysterical tweets that get blurted all day, every day, is that of “Downfall’s” mad, shaking Hitler, trapped in his bunker, spluttering raving delusions and pointing trembling fingers in every direction. No wonder he projects his Hitlerian gibberish at the conservatives who mock and/or ignore him.

    • OLT, Legendary Status Dutch Uncle says:

      Mentioned him?

      I see no mention of a creepy, aged stalker.

      Just a contrarian, embittered dickhead trying to argue with Ted Cruz.

      Stalker Charles would need to bring his game up several leagues to be a dickhead.

      • dezzez says:

        Click the link OLT, Chuck was awarded the stupid of the decade award.

        • Octopus says:

          Carol likes Chonky, though, from the thread. She sounds perfect!
          Her bio:

          🐍 Carol Danvers Stan Account
          @yvalaresistance
          Annoying genderfucky giant person. King and Queen of Soup.

          Ontario’s Ditch.
          Joined September 2009

  86. OLT's Alferd Packer Memorial Cafe and Grille says:

    RM says lobsters have no testicles, so it follows that one could make Democrat bisque to much the same end.

    Save the crustaceans and your nashiyuns. Put a Socialisque in your bisque.

  87. Octopus says:

    Women young and old love Senhor Testiculo!

  88. Octopus says:

    Speaking of modest proposals, Greta has certain…demands, I guess you’d call them. 😆

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/greta-snaps-over-demands-we-want-this-done-now-as-in-right-now

  89. Octopus says:

    So awesome, I nearly cried. 😆

    • Koko says:

      I like it. It’s blunt. And reflects our fatigue at trying to explain to liberals that giving hard earned money away through gubmint redistribution usually doesn’t help anyone. Except the cronies or even family members of the pols stealing it and directing it. My daughters are at the age where they’re bombarded with this thinking that every homeless bum is a noble victim due to our callous greed. I try and take ‘em down gently. I do agree that a small percent of indigents can be saved if you persistently show you care about them. To get them back on their feet. You can sometimes flick that switch where they go – what the hell am I doing on a park bench? When I can read and write and I’m really never going to get enough heroin. I don’t want to discourage my kids from doing helpful work. But between you, me and the snoring dogs it’s mostly a losing battle. And they don’t realize by having a corporate job for decades I gave thousands of dollars of our money away to charities. Things like Susan Komen (my sister died of breast cancer) And senior services and canned good drives or drives to buy toys for the kids at Holiday time. And I would rather give my money away to such honest charities and people I know. Such as …oh I don’t know …THEM. To go to college and study in Europe and meet the men of their dreams and always have a place to come home to. Hello, McFly?

      • Octopus says:

        My girls both got the SJW-indoctrination of a lifetime, in college. I knew it would take years to de-program them, when I saw the depth of the derp they were being force-fed. It’s happening, slowly, as they both work their butts off to succeed and see the fruits of their labor, while they also see other people refusing to play along with the game of life, and reaping the whirlwind of drugs, debt and despair.

        I’m okay with them being empathetic to the poor, and all woke and shit about racism and class-struggle. I’d rather they have some awareness of that, along with the knowledge that we worked our asses off to give them a better life, just as our parents worked theirs off to raise our respective families out of poverty into the middle class.

  90. Octopus says:

    I’m liking Piers more and more as time goes on. Get him out to the shooting range a couple of times, get him a CCW, and we could be best buddies. 😆

    It’s disgusting the way they’re playing the sick-making race-card, these royal twits. Shaddap! Nobody’s ever been treated with spotless kid-gloves like you two wokescolds. Meg saying she won’t come back to the US to live until Trump is gone is good, though — gives us another five years with her out of the country. Unless she’s lying, like they all do.

    https://www.foxnews.com/media/piers-morgan-prince-harry-whiner-meghan-markle-racism

  91. Briareus says:

    Fresh air upstairs. PPPLOL.


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