Charles Johnson (aka @Green_Footballs) Obsesses On His Own Obsessions #EchoFart

100 public tweets between 6AM and 10AM? Apparently the POTUS needs less sleep than Charles Johnson does, and at least he doesn’t have a “Now Listening To” bot stitched to the dark side of his skivvies.


Nobody tweets as obsessively as Charles Johnson does. Nobody.


Charles, face it. You’re an #echofart.


196 Comments on “Charles Johnson (aka @Green_Footballs) Obsesses On His Own Obsessions #EchoFart”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Gussy is right up there with his tweet count too. At least his can be amusing. Fatso’s tend to be so stupid, it’s no wonder his begging bowl is dusty.
    It still sits at:

    $9,870 raised of $20,000 goal

    • Octopus says:

      This might be the longest total dry-spell he’s had, since he first started begging losers for loose change. 😆

  2. rightymouse says:

    Fatso needs to get a grip on reality. But he won’t.

  3. Octopus says:

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    This thread is too funny to ignore. 😆

  4. Koko says:

    I woke up this morning to my senator, with a clear Kentucky twang and educated articulation addressing the constitutionial travesty that Chucky the Clown deposited in a stinking pile of twelve paragraphs on his desk. The day can’t get any better.

  5. Koko says:

    Colleagues? I was thinking POS Demoncraps. Nazis? Fascists? I’ll go with that.

  6. Octopus says:

    No. Body. Cares!

    Except us, of course. We dig ya, Baby Huey. 😄

  7. Octopus says:

    But for ten years straight? Is that healthy, Fatass? 😱

  8. Octopus says:

    Hmmm…sounds pretty heretical. You drinkin’ yet, laddie?

  9. rightymouse says:

    I just saw a Tom Steger commercial. Universal health care, end climate change and fair economy. Awesome! Who is this guy again? 😆

  10. Koko says:

    Koko
    December 17, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    But this I did not find compelliing. Maybe idiots did. But not us that know mankind descended from our ancient ape ancestors. We descended with our dogs and horses and elephants in a rich brilliant history. With our brains we are the piece de resistance. A dreamed up alt version. OK. But it has to jibe with history. There’s certainly other life in the universe but this? But this? A fucking functioning supercomputer? In a meat head? Improbable. That’s why we have religion. But Hollyweird dumbth is just confusing the young folk who didn’t read the books.

  11. Koko says:

    I drive like this all the time.

    • Bunk X says:

      Those guys are amateurs.

      • Octopus says:

        Seriously. Pound some strong coffee, the OTC painkiller of your choice, and get cruisin’!

        Some people like greasy fast food on their way into work or wherever, but I never liked that first thing in the morning, sober or hungover. Something light with the coffee, maybe toast. Have a big lunch around noon, and you’re halfway home. To the halfway house. 😉

  12. Koko says:

    So Boeing stock’s down you know because they might kill a hundred or two hundred people soon. But they have all these airplanes so they’re probably not going out of business soon either.. So anyway invest in the technology that keeps them in business. Once again I’m just a gorilla.

  13. Koko says:

    Ok he did good with this. Screw you Fallon you magnificent bastard.

  14. Koko says:

    Does Kellyanne rock? Do fish swim? Do birds fly?

  15. Koko says:

    It never gets old. We’ll take a moment here to compose ourselves.

  16. Koko says:

    And this is a bad guilty pleasure. Schizophrenia disorder is not funny. It’s tragic.

    • Octopus says:

      Yeah, I have a beloved niece with schizophrenia, and it’s heartbreaking. They try to keep her off of social media, but she’s too smart for Them, and she gets back on frequently to inform on Them. She refers to herself as “We,” meaning her and all the voices she hears. The disease came upon her in her early-20’s, when she was in college. She’s 35 now, and has to live in assisted-living where they can keep an eye on her — she wants to run away from there, and go live in the mountains out west, where people are free and shamans are celebrated.

      • Koko says:

        And I’m sorry if I offended. We haven’t had it in our family thank God. I Think I told this story here before but we went camping with a friend, my wife’s friend I didn’t know her but found out that she is schizophrenic and her son is too on the trip. When you go camping you bring a small hatchet for chopping firewood. Which I had implanted in a nearby tree. That hatchet went with me in my tent that night. I wasn’t chancing it. That’s a scary kind of crazy because it looks so much like sanity. it’s terrifying and very brutal to its victims because they can’t tell reality from insanity. And they do horrible things that they can’t realize are horrible.

        Another story from a friend, a Jewish piano player who is a very good friend, russian jew. Not german. He has a sister who is institutionalized. Apparently they had brought her for some family function. He was a child and they realized he was in the kitchen with her and you know knives! And they all rushed in to make sure that he was OK. He didn’t realize she was dangerous. He’d never met her and they never spoke of her. He told me she was very strange. Like scary strange. I saw a picture of her. Very pretty.

  17. Koko says:

    https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/robert-de-niro-accuser-dismiss-actors-suit

    Just pay her some money you dip shit. Yes we get it’s probably a shake down on some level. She’s not claiming you tried to screw her. And yes you may have a point on the shakedown but you’re such an unlikable dick with so much money. I’m rooting for her. If you gave her a hundred grand it would make no fucking difference to you. But would change her life.

  18. Koko says:

    I’ve said this all along Biden is stupid. This is not senility this is Biden. That’s why he couldn’t run for president before because this always happens. He’s an idiot. And a liar. He’s just good looking but now he’s really old and no longer good looking. Just gross and weird.

  19. Koko says:

    W. T. F. ???? Can you believe this? Did I miss something? I hope he’s out of country.

    https://videos.whatfinger.com/2019/12/17/breaking-pakistans-former-president-musharraf-sentenced-to-death-for-treason/

  20. Koko says:

    It’s just wrong.

    • Octopus says:

      Mad TV has always been funnier than SNL, and they have worked the Exaggerated Black Person-angle very hard and hilariously. I love this one, too:

  21. Koko says:

    OMG Maria and Shaun. Maybe this comes across. Shaun’s pointing out the incredible reporting she does in the morning with Dagan and crew.

    Here’s the link if it did’n’t come across.

    https://videos.whatfinger.com/2019/12/17/hannity-bartiromo-on-fisa-abuse-the-lies-are-real-people-will-be-prosecuted/

  22. Koko says:

    I think this would be worth it. I gave them like 100 bucks today I was going to yell at them but then it turned out to be the Trump people. And I was like not going to yell at them so I was like what?

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/12/for-gateway-pundit-fans-a-one-of-a-kind-trump-45-beanie-for-free-just-cover-s-and-h-2-2/

  23. Octopus says:

    Hey, not everyone can be skinny their whole life like Mick Jagger. And, not everyone can remember all the words to their greatest song, or hit the notes they used to, or run around all crazy like they did when they were 100 lbs lighter and high on cocaine. At least Vince got his ass off the couch, unlike another ex-musician we know. News is, he’s lost most of the “baby-weight” and is ready to tour with Motley Crue very soon. Good for him, if true.

  24. Octopus says:

    Did I mention before, I finally solved the signing-in problemo? I had to set up a new WordPress account. It was too frickin’ easy, which is why my HUGE ape-brain took years to figure it out. 😆

  25. Koko says:

    Gosh. You think he would do well you turd Jimmy? Don’t even get him started on English accents.

  26. Octopus says:

    Gus apologizing to Trump for the sham-peachment folderol is pretty funny — he had quite a set-to with the Idiot Left folks on this subject, yesterday.

    However, My Fat Drunk Friend Gus, do not feel sad about this thing. It’s GREAT for Trump, and just fine for the country, as everyone who wasn’t already enlightened about the Deep State and the complete decay of the Democratic Party is now fully informed. And disgusted. Trump’s numbers continue to climb in all polls, and the Dems go further into the toilet.

    The Loser Party will vote for sham-peachment, and the Senate will look it over, and laugh. The case will be dismissed with Extreme Prejudice. Trump will troll the Democrats and their media buddies brutally, and it will be high-larious! 😆

    Then, it will be on to the next Faux Outrage, and more after that. Because the Idiot Left has NOTHING to counter Trump’s massively successful first term, besides ridiculous, empty accusations that only backfire on them like the proverbial Polish Mauser, which was, sadly, designed with the barrel facing back towards the shooter, and was thus self-limiting in its combat effectiveness.

    • Koko says:

      Totally with you on all that plus you get points for using the splendid word folderol. And fiddle-dee dee. It’s just common sense.

      “Fol-de-rol and fiddle dee dee and fiddley faddley foddle
      all the wishes in the world are poppy cock and twoddle.
      Fol-de-rol and fiddle dee dee and fiddley faddley foodle
      all the dreamers in the world are dizzy in the noodle.”

      • Octopus says:

        fol·de·rol
        /ˈfäldəräl,ˈfôldəˌrôl/
        Learn to pronounce
        noun
        trivial or nonsensical fuss.
        “all the folderol of the athletic contests and the cheerleaders”
        DATED
        a showy but useless item.
        plural noun: folderols; plural noun: falderals

    • Bunk X says:

      I noticed that POTUS stopped what he was doing to read @Gus_802’s tweet and to think about it.

      • Octopus says:

        “Thank you, Gus. You’re a great American. One of the finest people in the world. Aside from the constant drugs and drinking, that is — you really to get some help with that.”

  27. Octopus says:

    Trump is right — her teeth ARE falling out! 😆

    I think it’s because she’s spent so much time lying through them, they’re completely rotted out. Other than that, she looks half-nuts and very pissed-off about something. Maybe the fact that the Party has gone completely off the rails under her watch, lurching so far to the Idiot Left and Trump Derangement Ward that it can never be re-fashioned into something sane people can respect.

  28. Koko says:

    Now you’re kissing a sandwich.

    • Octopus says:

      A woman I know was interviewing a black girl about a job about ten years ago, and the girl was being similarly combative and obtuse about simple questions, getting angrier and angrier about being “grilled.” The interview culminated in the girl going suddenly for her purse, which scared the interviewer, so she jumped around the desk and grabbed the purse away from the interviewee, thinking she was going for a weapon. Turns out, she was going for her wallet, which had the information that was being asked for. She didn’t get the job. 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    😂😂😂😂💩💩💩💩

  30. windbag says:

    While reading this post, I had an apostrophe: Chuckles is Olivia Soprano. Miserable, out of touch with reality, obsessed with the actions of others, oblivious to his own shortcomings…

  31. rightymouse says:

    Am wrapping presents again today. Ugh….

  32. Koko says:

    Wow.

    And yeah Pamela! Eat it Chonky.
    https://gellerreport.com/

    READ President Trump’s Scathing Letter to Nancy Pelosi Hours Before Impeachment Vote
    By Pamela Geller – on December 17, 2019

    https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/474937-read-trump-letter-to-pelosi-objecting-to-impeachment-process

  33. Koko says:

    The internet hates Apple and they hate it back. Why I’m in the basement.

  34. Koko says:

    Three years people. Obi Wan Kenobi is our only hope. Only George Lucas and the Hollyweird left know how to help us. That’s why China’s the dirtiest country that couldn’t give a shit. And people are picking trash for food in Venezuela. And dirty bums rule supreme in Californy.

  35. Koko says:

    https://www.vox.com/energy-and-environment/2019/9/26/20882958/greta-thunberg-climate-change-trump-attacks-right-wing

    Yeah she just sticks to the scientifical….ness. Except poor Greta doesn’t know a proton from a crouton.

  36. Koko says:

    Some guy’s speaking Spanish on the house floor. Whatev. I don’t speak Spanish man and you’re not talking to me anyway. You’re sucking up to your Mexican illegal constituents.

    They are a lot of posers if you ask me. They all keep saying I yield back my time. Can’t you just say you’re done talking? It goes with the sham of pretending they have a limited amount of time.
    When these jackwads have nothing else to do but be lying blowhards.

  37. rightymouse says:

    I watched some of the House impeachment insanity today. Good Lord. Nader is nuts and looks like a cadaver.

  38. rightymouse says:

    Am watching the voting in the House. I wish this crap was over. Want to watch Trump in Michigan.

  39. ISTE says:

    Going to join this place.

    https://www.silversingles.com/ to find a nice old lady to be friends with.

    While also listening to Nightcore versions of Nightwish!

    🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Good luck on the silver fox hunting! They’re out there.

      In fact, there’s a single gal my age (60) at the boxing club, who can keep up with any of the young folks on the heavy bag and looks mahvelous in her training attire. Maybe you should hang out at the local fitness emporium, looking like a “fun project” of a guy? Just spitballin’, here. I’d be afraid to cruise the internet for chicks, myself. I’ve heard some scary stories about that. 😯

      • Octopus says:

        Sample Silver Vixen:

        Mindy has buried two fabulously-wealthy husbands, God rest their souls, and is looking for a man who isn’t a workaholic and likes to play. Must love cats. Social drinking is fine, but…you know. Take it easy. Up for anything in the sack, unless it’s gross. Kegels! 🙂

  40. Octopus says:

    Sample #3:

    Sally just wants to have fun with a nice bloke, who won’t mind that she quit shaving her legs years ago.

  41. Octopus says:

    This insanely stupid ad is being broadcast hundreds of times per day around here, and probably across the country. I hope most people are smart enough to laugh about this pos. 😂

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/470070-new-ads-show-trump-supporters-saying-they-made-a-mistake

  42. Octopus says:

    Fine art, to class the joint up a little. 😃

  43. Octopus says:

    I believe you can count the number of national TV appearances by the Supersuckers on the middle-finger of one hand. This is it. 😄

    I tole ya, my musical taste is atrocious. Nearly as bad as Chonky’s, but at least mine rocks. His just lies there, noodling.
    Other unpopular bands I’ve championed include Social Distortion, the Replacements, and Guided By Voices. Not exactly Top O’ The Pops. I just like noisy, angry, raw rock music. Not all of it, by any means. I do have some standards, effed-up as they might be.

  44. Octopus says:

    The deep-fake technology is progressing rapidly into the undetectable. In the future, like, next year, we’ll all be able to click a button and place ourselves in the lead-roles of our choice. No more using our imagination, like Bunk does while watching Pornh*b videos late at night. 😉

    In even-better news, this could mean the end of super-high-paying Hollywood acting jobs, as the studios can just put anyone in any role, without dealing with tantrums, drug-habits, political shit, sex-crimes, etc., etc. Time to bring back Humphrey Bogart, and James Garner. Gary Cooper, for sure.

  45. Octopus says:

    I’m positive Chonky thought his hysterical screeching about the UNCONSCIONABLE INSULT TO A GREAT DEAD AMERICAN’S GRIEVING WIFE AND FAMILY!!1! would bring the followers and payola rolling in, but nope. Nada. Nothing in months, now. How will the Fatass survive?

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/green_footballs

    Btw, some people who were offended by Trump’s mild, offhanded joke the other night and all day yesterday (today it will be a different outrageous outrage 😆 ), might not realize the deeply-corrupt Democrat spent his last years of retirement tweeting daily insults at Trump. So, one little joke during a long speech filled with off-the-cuff jabs at libturds and their blindly-hating enablers isn’t going to break his karma bank. 😆

    One commenter at Ace’s nailed it thusly:

    312 Raping Sarah Palin’s teen: Funny Killing Trump: Hilarious Covington kids in a wood chipper: Sooo so funny Trump incest: seriously the best Barron is retarded: OMG my sides Pee pee tapes: The best jokes, seriously Mushroom dick: Can’t stop laughing
    F*** this false sanctimony and do a pushup or two

    Posted by: MJ

    • Octopus says:

      EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!1!111!!!

      They look like Greek ship-owners. I have experience with these guys, through my Greek wife, whose family comes from Chios, a major ship-owner island off the coast of Turkey. I’m not saying they’re bad people. I just think they should eschew the banana-hammocks.

    • OLT's Your Eyes Are Never The Same Again says:

      I HAVE SEEN THIS HORROR IN PERSON INCLUDING THE BANANA HAMMOCKS.

      • Octopus says:

        A SIGHT YOU CANNOT UNSEE! COUPLED WITH ATTITUDE THAT SAYS, “YOU SHOULD ENJOY AND APPRECIATE THIS SIGHT.”

        There are men and women who can walk around and look decent in next-to-nothing, even though they pack a few extra pounds. Fifty or so, seems to be the limit for “hard fat,” or “well-carried” weight. After that, nuh-uh. Just stop. Get a Land’s End catalog, and go to the “Pierre Disguise”-section.

  46. Koko says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/12/breaking-big-john-durham-is-investigating-former-cia-directors-role-in-russia-collusion-hoax-and-his-lies-to-congress-video/

    I would love to be excited about this but I’m pretty sure the CIA will stonewall for awhile. Then inform with teddible, teddible regret that all relevant emails, phone logs, transcripts, will have accidentally been deleted, misplaced, shredded or eated by wild dogs.

    Seriously it’s been like 4 years and Brennan had full security clearance this whole time. And his crooked pals are still there. What are the chances anything remains? And it turns out retention of all those records is just a guideline. A departmental rule more for THEIR CYA. Not to protect us. But there’s no law.

    Hope I’m wrong.

  47. Koko says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/12/new-york-authorities-charge-96-ms-13-gang-members-and-associates-in-largest-take-down-in-new-york-state-history-declare-gang-inoperable/

    Another somber day for Natzi Pelousy.

  48. Koko says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/mob-wives-star-drita-davanzo-husband-arrested-gun-drug-charges

    Yeah. Was kinda wondering if it’s smart to be on a reality show when you’re in the mob. And the show’s called “Mob Wives”.

  49. Koko says:

    https://www.citizenfreepress.com/breaking/bizarro-world-pelosi-just-invited-trump-to-deliver-state-of-union/

    Skip it. It’s a setup. She probably intends for Demcraps to boo through the whole thing. Or get and walk out when it starts.

  50. Koko says:

    https://pjmedia.com/trending/mark-levin-blasts-fisa-judge-rosemary-collyer-you-chose-to-sit-on-your-hands/

    Scathing rebuke from Levin

    “And so Judge Collyer did not protect the federal judiciary, she did not protect her own courtroom, she did not protect the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act,” Levin said. “For more than 2.5 years, she allowed these perpetrators to get away with what they did. And she could have brought an end to this. She could have had an evidentiary hearing or a contempt hearing if you will, and she chose not to.”

    “Now she’s jumping on the bandwagon,” Levin continued, “after the OIC report, after FBI Director Wray has announced 40 different reforms that he’s going to take a look at. After I and others, including Mike Lee, have said, ‘you know, we have to abolish the court.’ [The court has] failed to do its job and I suspect they won’t do its job.”

    “Only now does Judge Collyer issue her decision. Only now. Because part of the problem is Judge Collyer and any other judge” working as a FISA judge, he said. “They don’t read these documents. Over a 1,000 of them were presented to the FISA courts in 2018 and only one was denied. That is almost a 100 percent approval record. Now that’s absurd,” Levin explained. “So Judge Collyer has some answering to do. And if Congress is serious about getting to the bottom of this, she and others need to be called before Congress in a legitimate oversight function, not to investigate her for criminal reasons, but to find out exactly what she and others did.”

  51. Koko says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/12/presiding-fisa-judge-rosemary-collyer-to-step-down-days-after-rare-public-rebuke-of-fbi-will-be-replaced-by-obama-appointed-judge/

    For health reasons. Probably to have Levin’s foot removed from her ass.

    She’s being replaced of course by the next Obama appointed partisan douche bag. Can’t wait to hear his excuses why it’s so easy to grant fraudulent FISA warrants to spy on Americans working for an opposing party’s political campaign.

  52. Koko says:

    Speaking of douche bags. Remember this? Libturds love this naive schmuk. He just wants to be LIKED by those cool liberals. They invite him to all their cocktail dinners and daughter’s weddings.

    https://www.puppetstringnews.com/blog/chief-justice-roberts-is-responsible-for-all-11-fisa-court-justices-who-allowed-illegal-spy-ring-on-trump

    Just so everyone knows Chief Justice Roberts has been the ruling factor in blocking Trump’s restrictions on asylum in the Supreme Court today, so I’ve decided to make some connections. Guess what I found? The revealing information through some quick research reveals the fact that Justice Roberts named every single FISA judge who currently sits on the FISA court bench. This basically means that Justice Roberts in a major way is responsible for the illegal use of the FISA court by Obama to spy on President Trump and those close to the President, as Justice Roberts named all 11 FISA Court Judges who sit on the FISA court bench.

    The FISA court pretty much allowed Obama’s illegal spy ring on President Trump with Foreign help, where Hillary started it with hiring Christopher Steele to write up the unverified report by Fusion GPS…Which was used illegally because unverified reports violate the FBI criminal statues to get a warrant through the FISA system. So really in a big way Chief Justice Roberts who has been the ruling factor in blocking Trump’s asylum restrictions, is pretty much responsible for the illegal use of FISA on President Trump.

    He also rewrote Obamacare to characterize it as a tax The Individual Mandate rewritten by none other than John Roberts which somehow makes it constitutional. Only now that part that made it constitutional has been ruled unconstitutional.

    • rightymouse says:

      The word on the wire is that his wife is a liberal & wields influence over him, i.e. vote the way I want or you’re not getting any.

      “Nearly two centuries later, this dynamic is still at play. One of the most strident Supreme Court disagreements in recent memory came this summer, when Chief Justice John Roberts ruled in favor of President Obama’s health care law — a decision that drew a critical dissent from his fellow conservatives Antonin Scalia, Anthony Kennedy, Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito.

      “Discord at the Supreme Court is deep and personal,” CBS News’ Jan Crawford wrote following the decision.

      While it’s impossible to know exactly what swayed Roberts to uphold the law, a source close to the Roberts family, who requested anonymity in order to discuss judicial deliberations, told The Huffington Post that the justice’s wife, Jane, exercises a “heavy influence” over her husband.

      In Washington, “access is everything,” noted journalist and Georgetown hostess Sally Quinn in an interview with HuffPost. “If you want to reach somebody in Washington, the best way to reach them is through their wives.””
      https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jane-roberts-john-roberts-supreme-court_n_1760726

  53. Koko says:

    Hah! The Bar Association. They’ll recommend that framing innocent Americans and trampling on their constitutional rights by altering documents be viewed as very very bad. Starting now it’s no longer cool at all.

  54. Octopus says:

    Just noticed, Fatass is wearing the very same leather in his emaciated pinned-tweet pic that he’s sporting a few months later, in his dumb-deerp-in-the-headlights pics with Pam Geller. Notice how, in the second set of pics, the leather has shrunken dramatically to the point he prolly couldn’t zip it up if he laid down on a bed and had a few friends try to help him zip up, like the chicks used to do with Jordache Jeans.

  55. Bunk X says:

    LOL According to WIKI

    Barack Obama used “Hold On, I’m Comin'” as a theme song on the campaign trail until Sam Moore [Sam & Dave] requested that he stop using it.

    What’s funnier is that the groove and lyrics were written by Steve Cropper & Duck Dunn.

  56. Octopus says:

    Chonky thinks people on Twitter care about him. 😢

  57. Octopus says:

    Woke-on-Woke violence!

    “Woko Haram”. 😂

  58. Octopus says:

    😄 The kid got it all just right.

  59. rightymouse says:

    And after our repeated posts about Fatso’s useless Begging Bowl, lo & BEHOLD! There’s just enough donated to crawl over 10K. 😆

    $10,170 raised of $20,000 goal

    Anonymous
    $300
    10 hrs

    • Koko says:

      LOL!
      Loser Chonk Johnson the most impotent man in the world – Three years to make it to $10,000.00 in donations.
      President Donald J. Trump the most important man in the world – 48 hours to make it to $10,000,000.00 in donations.

      Get a job Chonk. The numbers don’t lie. You could make more money joining Gus behind the Circle K by the dumpsters giving hand jobs.

      • Octopus says:

        BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!1!11

        Ol’ Mr. Anonymous finally comes through. Everyone here knows this is Chonky, donating to himself. It’s sad, but still friggin’ hilarious 😆.

  60. Octopus says:

    I have a dastardly sinus infection that’s making me miserable. I even went to urgent care to get penicillin, as my regular doc (bro-in-law) is in China, giving a talk about infectious diseases epidemics. Irony? Or deadly coincidence?

    If only there was something I could look at, to take my mind off the existential pain of life. Hmmm…google “Chive sideboob”…well now, what is this? It’s not cleavage, but it seems like a good thing…more investigation needed.

    There it is again! Do you see it?

    Curiouser and curiouser…

  61. Octopus says:

    My cousin in Buffalo who was given the task of selling off the old homestead on Seneca St. found this big bundle of family correspondence, along with big Hefty bags full of Polaroids and other family treasures. My first-cousin MC is going through the stuff like a real historian, and forwarding pics, video clips and written correspondence to family along the way.

    Is it all gold? No, not to outsiders who never knew the family. A lot of it is universal stuff, though, particularly for Americans who lived through this time and ours.

    My mother wrote this letter as a 14-yr-old daughter of the Great Depression. She went on to successfully parent nine kids through college and beyond, survive three open-heart surgeries, keep the home-fires burning while Dad supported the whole shebang as a stressed-out GM exec.

    https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/1wPuo7xTQVa-LM2IHhdVLw.LrAX4UbHdYWxb7bjoBfOJx

  62. Octopus says:

    It’s called, “sanity,” Fatass.

    Every “Green Measure” is bollocks. Every. Single. One. 😂

  63. Octopus says:

    Commies in Hell want ice water, too.

  64. Octopus says:

    ‘Tis the season! 😃

  65. Octopus says:

    For the ladies…

  66. rightymouse says:

    Going to hubby’s matinee concert at noon. Will have three sons and 4 grand kids there too. Fun!! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Sounds awesome, ‘Mouse! Enjoy.

      Me, I’ll be here blowing my nose and coughing up a lung or two. You have fun! 😄

  67. Octopus says:

    The funny thing is, Trump is right. Again.

    A couple of years ago, everyone around here was saying “Happy Holidays.” Now they’re saying, “Merry Christmas.” I don’t know if Trump has anything to do with that — an Indian (from India) friend told me his people love to celebrate American holidays, the more the merrier. The same is true of Japanese and Chinese immigrants, and of course our “Feliz Navidad”-friends.

    So suck on a bitter pickle, Chonky. 😄

  68. rightymouse says:

    We’re back. Wonderful concert and then dinner with our three sons and 4 grandkids. Lots of friends at the concert too. Great time!
    Hope you feel better!

    • rightymouse says:

      That was for Octo.

      • Octopus says:

        Thanks, ‘Mouse. I’m feeling much better tonight, with the penicillin kicking in to kill the sinus infection and clear the lungs. It’s so gross, when you start coughing things up… 😯

        We had Henry the dachshund’s two-year-old birthday party tonight, at my daughter’s apartment down the road. Time flies! We got him a nice sweater, with a turtleneck collar that has a scarf attached. Dashing AF. My other daughter got him a leather chew-toy, he spent most of the evening trying to hide, as he tends to gnaw them until they disappear or make him sick. We managed to get it away from him as we were leaving.

        I have some vacation time I’m taking this week and next. I hope to be in good health in a couple of days, so I can enjoy it fully. Not going anywhere. I just want to read, exercise, sleep and enjoy the Christmas-New Year break.

        Watching “Joker” right now, by myself. My wife said, “Nope, too dark.” And she was right — this thing is VERY dark. I love it. I want to learn to imitate Phoenix’s manic laugh. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          “Joker” is plenty dark, and Phoenix is brilliant in it, but the movie itself disappointed me a little. There are great moments, but I would have liked a couple of good plot-twists to make the story more compelling. As it is, it’s quite sad, and shocking for the sake of being shocking, which isn’t really that shocking anymore. Worth seeing, though, just for the lead performance.

  69. ISTE says:

    Lucy is off her meds….

    What Lucy does in ten seconds others could do in 30 minutes and much better. But why bother. LOL

    • Octopus says:

      Not exactly “deep-fake” material there, ISTE. You’re better than that. Do better. 😆

      Butt seriously, all side-boobage aside — that chick has a nice overall shape. She looks like a healthy, fertile woman who will live long enough to birth and help raise our offspring, half of which might die from childhood diseases, wildlife predation, or hangnails that get infected. So, we’ll keep banging them out, until enough survive to carry on the name, “Gryphon King.” This line of ape-men must survive through the Ice Age that’s coming! My father didn’t kill and eat his parents during the last Great Famine, so I could go and drop the ball.

    • Bunk X says:

      Yeah I keep thinking about walking, but then I realize that I stick around just for stuff like that.

  70. Bunk X says:

    Pure brilliance at 2:04 “I’m hoping we get to to hear some key testimony, that we haven’t heard, and then they do it very quickly.

    • Bunk X says:

      From ths Utoobage comments:
      irish buck
      2 days ago
      I just took a Schiff wiped my pelosi shook my yang scratched my NADLERS flushed the Warren and scraped the Biden off my shoe!!

  71. Octopus says:

    She’s got something. I don’t know what she’ll do with it, long-term, but she has the music in her.

  72. Octopus says:

    Some purty gals singin’.

  73. Octopus says:

    Where’s Lewd-Wank Von Fatshamer when you really need him?! The last great windmill-jouster, on his swaybacked steed, with his crooked lance. He’d know what to do about the giant bird-choppers!