Racism, Bigotry, Arson & The Brady Bunch

So I dragged out the old BRC waders (they still smell like ISTE) and took a brief stroll through the LGF wallows. Not much of interest, mostly reposts of tweets, misplaced hatred, and a picture of a vinegar pie (whatever the hell that is).

Check out the number of UpDings on Number 43. Is it bigotry, a call to violence, or just snark? It appears to be all three. “Preach it Brother!” indeed.
[Personal to Mr. Bratwurst: Don’t bother with the homeowners’ association. Call the local Fire Marshal. They’ll come out and do a pressure test of the entire system, find the leaks (if any) and force the building owner to pay for repairs. I’ll also wager that the fire sprinkler system is not the culprit. –Briareus]

179 Comments on “Racism, Bigotry, Arson & The Brady Bunch”

  1. Octopus says:

    Eclectic Cyborg always has something stupid to say, like the first item above. I’m 97% sure he’s one of Chonky’s alter-egos. The idea that a black person would have the temerity, nay, the uppityness, to leave the plantation and support a non-libturd politician, fills his kind with a rage that could only be sated by lynching that black person.

  2. Octopus says:

    As for where Chonky’s giant bloated head is at right now, I posted my clinical summation in the last thread. I will link it here, because it might be helpful to someone trying to understand how somebody his age could be so damn pig-ignorant. And because people don’t bother reading old threads, when there’s shiny new objects to fondle and coo over.


  3. Koko says:

    Whatever it is it’s not funny and it’s not clever.

  4. Koko says:


    Koko like idea of duct taping bananas to walls for easy convenient access. Also apples, grapes, carrots, etc..

    • Octopus says:

      I don’t believe anyone actually paid that much money for a banana duct-taped to a wall. It’s a great story, though. 😆

  5. Octopus says:

    The sad fat clown reminds me of somebody…hmm, who could it be, now?

  6. Koko says:


    Ha ha. Funny URL 😁. The headline actually says only 18% of viewers made it all the way to the end. No surprise. 3.5 hour mob movie with septuagenarian fake tough guys in stilt shoes. No thanks. And I bet the actresses are gorgeous young dolls who had to take their tops off (it’s Netflix) and make out and get in bed with these old guys with bad breath. While being directed by an old guy with bad breath. Very gross.

  7. Koko says:

    Chonky’s fixated on poop again just like with Ginger Johnson. This time it’s Donald and although everyone else has moved on Chonky’s still trying to fling it.

  8. Bunk X says:

    • Koko says:

      Chonk that actually is slime. You haven’t cleaned your house in years. It’s probably a mold colony that you’re laying on where your couch used to be.

      • Octopus says:

        CNN is all Trump-bashing, all the time. There’s no way Chonky doesn’t watch plenty of it, when MSNBC is running true crime docs. 😆

  9. Bunk X says:

  10. Koko says:

    Heh. 😎

  11. Octopus says:

    Watson gets it, that we’re still at war, even though the Idiot Left/MSM/Hollywood have tried to make us sing “Kumbaya” while the terrorists continue to kill us and plan new atrocities.

    • Octopus says:

      Gus has his own theory:

      That’s the scary part about Millennials. They might want to kill you.
      1 hour ago
      Majority of mass shooters are Millennials. They’re kind of sick in the head.
      1 hour ago
      The Pensacola shooting is just a reflection of Millennials.
      1 hour ago


  12. Octopus says:


    Yes, Greta. It’s time for you to go back to school, and try to learn something. The world is not ending. You have a LOT of homework to catch up on!

  13. Octopus says:


    His dogs and football kept him going through the hard times, he says. MSU football being a real bummer of late, I suspect it was mostly the dogs. 🙂

  14. Octopus says:


    Warren’s not socialist enuf for the “cool kids” of the Hard Left, who are pulling the Dems further and further into the abyss. It’s fun to watch the Left eating itself, as long as we sane people still have the majority, which we clearly do with Trump polling above 50% approval.

  15. Octopus says:

    Where’s my cookie 🍪?

    Oh, there it is. 😄

    • Octopus says:

      She works for CNN, the failingest fail of a fake news outlet there is today. She is required to say idiotic hot takes, trying to drum up interest. It doesn’t work. 😆

      Of course, our own Chonky McDumbth is saying Trump is going to go for a lifetime term as President, so there is some precedent…

    • Bunk X says:

      She used to be a player. So did the other one who fell off the map. What’s her name? Anne Colbert or something. She laughed in front of Charles’ menuboard, used to be on radio a lot.

    • Koko says:

      Trump bashing RINO looking for approval from her Demoncrap peers.

  16. Koko says:


    Here Are Kimberly Strassel’s Key Findings of the IG Report

    There’s a ton here. Horowitz prefers to call it 17 instances of ineptitude and moron mistakes (like Shrillbeast Klingon’s classified emails) instead of clearly a pattern of building a narrative whilst dispensing with exculpatory info. Many like Devin Nunez will be vindicated. He was the first to call out the FISA abuse and was savaged by the media and the libturds.

    Nunez mentioned too tonight on Hannity that they were surveilling Page and Papadopoulos BEFORE the FISAs were granted. And no one yet has explained who authorized that.

    • rightymouse says:

      Horowitz likely was threatened by Donkeys. Also, he likely wants to keep his job in the event Trump is impeached & a Donkey wins 2020. So he mealy-mouthed the report. Barr ain’t happy.

  17. Koko says:

    Tom Fitton thinks the IG report is just a pile of gorilla poo.

  18. Koko says:

    Serious political thinker and van thief Chonky Johnson as usual takes his lead from an SNL clown.

    • dezzez says:

      Gotta be a real pain to enter your second childhood before the first is over Chuck

      • Octopus says:

        Heheh…Stupid Seth pushed the Russian Collusion myth harder than anyone besides Maddow, and now he’s just switched the subject words of the same “jokes” to fit the new idiocy of shampeachment. America literally hates this whole Democrat shitshow. Pelosi was right, in her reluctance to jump into this latest loser-tantrum.

        The sick thing is, when the current shitshow runs its ugly course, they’ll just ramp up the next one, because they’ve got NOTHING to put up against Trump’s wildly-successful first term besides threats of higher taxes and promises of more free stuff — free college, free healthcare, free abortions, etc, etc.

        • Bunk X says:

          This isn’t just about Trump. It’s about every presidential election from now on, and that’s what scares me.

          If the highest law in the land, The Constitution, means nothing, nothing does.

  19. Koko says:


    I saw this live. It’s very good. Gaetz entrapped the young fool who didn’t think they would focus on him. He’d been playing the good little “just the facts” lawyer act. When Gaetz asked him if he’s non-partisan he didn’t think fast enough and foolishly lied that he was. That’s when Gaetz opened up both barrels. He’s worked there 1 year yet gave $10,000 to Demoncraps and Tweets trash talk at Trump which they put on display LOL!

  20. Octopus says:

    Antifa dork punches cop in face, and cop releases Hell. 😆

    Good boy! 🙂

  21. Octopus says:

    “Youth Minister.” 😄

    Some guys never grow up. The guy will likely face charges. 😄

    • Koko says:

      He’ll plead innocent due to endorphins.

    • ISTE says:

      So… not actually defending the actions of Tommy Callaway but if you watch that short video clip of the people running past Alex Bozarjian many of the runners were doing stuff while on live TV. She was VERY close to the line the runners were taking and she seemed to be enjoying the fun of the event, runners interacting with her on her broadcast.

      Prior to the incident in question several runners seemed to almost touch her.

      Then along came Tommy, “Hey hold my beer, watch this!!!”

      A high speed pass and slap on the butt has turned into….

      Sexual assault.

      Groping. ( well if in the time of the incident he did groping his fingers must have been going faster than a concert pianist on amphetamines. Even Possum can’t grope that fast! ”

      Yeah, Tommy Callaway did something stupid.

      But Alex Bozarjian’s response is fucking pathetic.

      “He took my power, and I’m trying to take that back,” Bozarjian said Tuesday on “CBS This Morning,” adding, “I think what it really comes down to is that he helped himself to a part of my body.”

      Now if Alex Bozarjian was Super Woman and Tommy Callaway shoved a 3 pound chunk of Kryptonite into her rectum then the “took my power” thing may be valid.

      Fucking pathetic……

      • ISTE says:

        Ass slapping should be life in prison!

        • Bunk X says:

          I did it at least once.

        • Koko says:

          I’ve actually been smacked on the ass by one of my randy female classmates (during marching band practice in HS). Oh yeah, she’s still in prison. LOL! Apparently I had a nice tush for about 10 minutes in 1980.

          • Octopus says:

            “But men and women are the SAME!” That’s what they keep telling us, and shaming us for any suggestion there are innate differences between the sexes.

            Imagine if it was a hot young male reporter there, and his tush got a little spank from a passing female runner. Oh, everyone would be tickled pink. Especially the dude. 😆

            As a father of two grown daughters, I am all for equal rights and protections from sexual harassment in the workplace and, well, everywhere. This kind of idiocy cheapens that concept, like when Mattress Girl makes up a story about a fictional guy named “Haven” and claims he raped her, so now she has to be a huge national story about a girl carrying a mattress on her back, and then she has to up the ante by being tied up naked in public, and doing a porno.

  22. rightymouse says:

    What a horrible, grey, yucky day. 😦
    So glad I didn’t have to drag my sorry carcass to the office except my own in the house. 😆

    • Koko says:

      I had to go retrieve wood for the wood burning stove. It was a grueling, back breaking task. Actually we keep a pile of wood in the driveway so I just had to open the garage door and schlep it into the den :).

      • rightymouse says:

        I had to bend down to turn the knob to the propane fireplace in the great room. Very painful!

        • Bunk X says:

          I had to wake up to shut the alarm off. Little bastard pisses me off.

          • Octopus says:

            I had to scrape the ice off my car windows after work, and I didn’t bring my gloves. My hands were chilled. Took several minutes in the warm car to return to full functionality.

            Btw, it’s December, and Christmas is right around the corner. It’s supposed to be cold, and it is. The Weather Channel is still pushing Teh Warmening stories, even as the Polar Vortex threatens to take us all to Poundtown.

  23. Octopus says:

    For some reason, this song entered my head and wouldn’t leave. 🤔

  24. Koko says:

    Barr’s on it:

    Barr said, “I think our nation was turned on its head for three years, I think based on a completely bogus narrative that was largely fanned and hyped by a completely irresponsible press.”

    He continued, “I think that there were gross abuses of FISA. And inexplicable behavior that are intolerable in the FBI. And the attorney general’s primary responsibility is to protect against the abuse of the law enforcement and intelligence apparatus. And make sure that it doesn’t.”

    Barr said, “From day one — remember, they said, okay, we’re not going to talk to the campaign. We’re going to put people in there, rile them up and have conversations with people involved in the campaign because that way, we’ll get the truth. From the very first day of this investigation, which is July 31st, 2016, all the way to its end, September 2017, there was not one incriminatory bit of evidence to come in. It was all exculpatory. The people with the tapings denied it with Russia, denied the specific facts that the FBI was relying on. So what happens? The FBI ignores it, presses ahead, withholds that information from the court, withholds critical exculpatory information from the court while it gets an electronic surveillance warrant. It also withholds from the court clear cut evidence that the dossier that they ultimately relied on to get the FISA warrant was a complete sham.”



  25. Koko says:

    Of course she’s eminently lampoonable and I’ve laughed at her myself. She’s made it through experimentation phases purely on performance talent and not a little charisma (she’s weird but cute). She doesn’t exude a lot of ego. Her music has evolved into something now mature, ethereal and somewhat esoteric. Has a good confident voice which she uses like an instrument. Not your average pop singer for sure. Iceland is an ideal place at the top of the world for a world sound. I don’t know much about her overall process but it sounds collaborative.

  26. Koko says:

    Remarkable visuals.

  27. Koko says:

    Here’s a whole weird Bjork album. Good for a lot of laundry folding or a medium long car trip with a bag of weed and your damn 8 track ate your Supersuckers tape! 😜

    • Octopus says:

      Not to worry! I have the whole Supersuckers discography in mp3 on my computer and trusty mp3 player. Not to mention, stored in my head, in its own anteroom of the musical library. A bigger space than the jazz records get, for sure.

  28. dezzez says:

    Chucks of his meds again.

  29. Koko says:

    O. M. G. So funny! 😂

    • Octopus says:

      Troll Level: Master Of High Art 😆

      I love Trump. We’re going to miss him so much, when he’s done. Oh, wait…he’s NEVER going to be done. Not leaving office. EVER!! 😆

  30. dezzez says:

    Chuck wants some Butt.

    • Bunk X says:

      66 yo ponytail is going to watch a 46 yo lesbian’s opinion show because a 36 yo gay guy has been “losing him.”

      • Octopus says:

        Meanwhile, black voters continue their fervent support for Bootygauge, at 1% approval. Landslide material!

        • poteen2 says:

          Just took a gander at the swamp for the first time in a long time. Noticed no comments on the ‘pages’ (there never are) except for one post, dumping on Nikki Haley over the Confederate flag. 7 comments.
          The first one just 2 words from Charlie. As soon as they know he’s paying attention they all run to lick up the Cheeto dust.
          Validation of your existence from a long haired, bad guitar player.
          Reminds me still of the other Charlie. Charlie Manson. Anders Breivik>Tex Watson?

          Charlie don’t surf!
          And Epstein didn’t kill himself!

  31. Koko says:

    Strassel: IG report a triumph for Nunes, trouble for Schiff

  32. Koko says:

    “Current director”? Like saying I’d like to introduce you to my first wife. And you haven’t divorced her. LOL. Wray’s just another swamp slitherer.

  33. Koko says:

    LOL! 😂. Woke left SI gets burned by ingrate brat.


    • Octopus says:

      Imagine what a terrible girlfriend or Significant Otherling she’d make, for any unsuspecting gender-fluid humanoid. She’d pick you to pieces on EVERYTHING! You’d have to eventually kill her, and burn the house down around her. That’s the only way you’d ever find peace. 😆

  34. Koko says:

    Classic troll move portraying Trump as an omnipotent super villain. 😁🙏🏻

  35. Koko says:

    To quote from a movie: Check out these assholes.


    • Koko says:

      It’s Darjeeling Limited and the line is actually “Look at these assholes” to his brothers in reference to these poor kids trying to cross a roaring stream with a pile of goods. A child dies in the scene.

      I watched thiis movie with my daughter who loved it. I could see through Wes Anderson’s hackneyed devices but I didn’t let on. This scene stuck with me though despite my misremembrance of the quote and I’ll still expel “check out these assholes” when we see some clusterfuck usually on the highway. It captures our initial callousness right before we realize OMG these people need my help!

  36. Octopus says:


    The “golden showers”-thing was dreamed up in a bar? Say it isn’t so, Chonky! 😆

    I tell you, I’m beginning to question the integrity of some of these Democratic witnesses.

  37. Koko says:

    That’s gonna leave a mark. I hate when I do dat.

    • OLT Understands Your Frustration says:

      That look on your face when your deplorable, stupid, racist, misogynist, transphobic, climate-denying constituents make your job (being their unquestioned superior) a tad inconvenient. What a relief it will be to get back to the real people in DC (and the drones that serve them).

  38. Octopus says:

    Must be a day ending in “y.” 😂

  39. Octopus says:

    Chonky’s hot take misses ALL the major points. I think he might not be too sharp in the brain-tool department.

  40. Octopus says:

    Scott Adams is having visceral reactions to the Democrats conducting the shampeachment. I haven’t been watching any of the televised coverage, but I’m quite sure I would feel the same way.

  41. Koko says:

    You have to walk on the sunny side.

    • Koko says:

      I saw Sonny Stitt at Fat Tuesday’s in NY city in 1980. A two top right in front of him! He died not long after. He was a brilliant sax technician contemporary to Bird (Charlie Parker) but didn’t directly emulate him as so many others did. Always a favorite of mine.

  42. Koko says:

    “Spartacus” Love Theme – Nardis – Bill Evans Solo

  43. Koko says:

    I like the blues.

  44. Koko says:

    Ok enough Jazz egghead crap. IT’S TIME!

  45. Koko says:

    The Jonas “bothers” 😁. Very nice guys!

  46. Koko says:

    So tired of this. Such an ugly woman and a terrible singer.

  47. Koko says:

    Pigs fly. But on Morning Joke they called Durham a flack and a hack for Barr and Trump.

  48. Koko says:

    OK donut licker and brainless er whatever. I don’t have a crush on her. I did think she was a cute kid on the Nic kid show when my kids were kids. But I’ve seen what she can do. Nic had no idea what they had. She breathes music. Oh yah and she’s pretty. 😜

    • Octopus says:

      I remember posting a vid of Slick Willie admiring Ariana’s legs during her performance at Aretha Franklin’s funeral. That was pretty funny. She’s cute as a button, I have to admit. I can only imagine the diva-ness she’s achieved by now. 😆

  49. Bunk X says:

    Cool. Just got back from the eye doc. He said my 10+ year old glasses are too strong, so I ordered some new goggles. I also asked him about an odd visual disturbance that happens rarely, lasts about 30 minutes, and looks like a semicircle of flashing blue and white jagged tinsel that slowly expands. He said it’s called a “visual migraine” and it’s benign. Double cool.

    Next I get to go get blood test results and a lecture.

  50. Koko says:

    Wow. A full Christmas special with Julie Andrews and Jimmy Stewart. With old fashioned elements but I swear that was Mama Cass. I was 10 in 1972. Stewart can’t sing.

  51. Koko says:

    To watch Gohmert in action is like watching a fine machine functioning.

    And Chonk tries to belittle him. What a joke Fatboy is.

    • Octopus says:

      A rational, intelligent, experienced man of the world talking. Oh NOOOOO!! GOHMERT!!1!

      Gohmert has more smarts in his kleenex after blowing his nose than Chonky has in his whole enormous bulk on his best day. 😆

  52. Bunk X says:

    Have a Little Isadore & The Inquisitors Christmas

    • Koko says:

      That was an awesome reminder of the sexuality of our youth. It wasn’t mysogyny because our mothers were totally bought in! They looked to the man for guidance not realizing they had all the answers at age 15 when they first got nailed. 😁

  53. Bunk X says:

    “If it wasn’t for double standards, some of these folks wouldn’t have standards at all.” – Louis Gohmert

    • Koko says:

      I love Matt too. He’s like that new kid you meet on the corner. You’re like wow he thinks like i do. Can he throw? He’s big, I think so.

  54. Koko says:

    It’s about family. They lock in as one at “although it’s been said many times many ways”. He never knew his little girl would be a big star. Now they’re both gone and some would say together again.

  55. Koko says:

    Very nice guys!

  56. Koko says:

    Ok one more.