Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving

2007: Apparently Charles declined invitations.

2019: Apparently Charles received no invitations.

Who would get up from the Thanksgiving dinner table, leave the host and guests (or leave one’s own guests) to post tweets about the dessert and take the time to post it on their blog? No one, unless one was eating alone.


Many moons ago the BRC verified Johnson’s address but declined to publish it for ethical reasons (unlike Charles, who has no qualms about doxxing). Unless he’s moved (unlikely) there are at least two NY cheesecake mongers within waddling distance of Johnson’s front porch.


220 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s Thanksgiving”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Fatso ate dinner on Thanksgiving by himself. Count on it.

  2. rightymouse says:

  3. Octopus says:

    https://spectator.org/and-the-word-of-the-year-is/

    Funny piece about the Idiot Left’s ongoing struggle to establish hysteria for the Massive Boondoggle. Keep trying, assholes. 😂

  4. rightymouse says:

    Sunbathing your butthole. 😆

  5. Koko says:

    Teacher of the Year’ gave student oral sex twice in the classroom, Texas police say

    Read more here: https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article237863534.html#storylink=cpy

    Really sucks. Teacher of the year and she had to go and blow it. That’s got to be tough to swallow. All that hard work and lick spittle pointing kids in the right direction. Oh well, I’m sure her students appreciate her bending over backwards and have her back.

  6. Octopus says:

    No.

  7. Octopus says:

    I dunno, Fatass. Patriotic? The horror! 😱

  8. Octopus says:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/1199821475081072640

    Hilarious!! This idiot Vox whorenalist didn’t know Bonnie and Clyde were real people. Real white people. 😂
    Funny thread.

  9. Bunk X says:

  10. rightymouse says:

    Yep.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Out of pot & booze $$ again?? 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    This is the one pic they used to represent Michigan, in this article purporting to do the same for every state. A bit extreme, imho. Put Brutus Teh Buckeye on this gutpile, and you’ve got something. 😎

  13. dezzez says:

    Chuck ignores every negative thing about democrats, covers for and justifies any misdeed to huge to ignore, welcome to a cult lardass.

  14. Octopus says:

    Dead blog in the middle of the swamp. 😂

  15. Octopus says:

    Always the claims of abuse, with absolutely no evidence. Trump is the cause. 😂

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso is a perpetual victim. No fault of his own, of course. 🙄

    • dezzez says:

      I would venture to guess Chuck’s block list on Twitter is in the 10’s of thousands, if you even look at one of his tweets sideways he brags about his rapid fire block button.
      The only people he doesn’t block are morons that blow smoke up his ample ass.
      His Twitter feed is an echo chamber of horrors for sure, but there are few left on the site that know him, know of him or care about his babbling to even send him hate filled tweets, let alone DM’s
      But he wants that victim card for Twitter cred to impress anyone he thinks is stupid enough to think he is a player in the big leagues.

  16. Octopus says:

    Wow. This is amazing.

    Can we trade them Antifa and a few thousand other “Unthanksgiving”-twits for these freedom-loving kids?

  17. Paladin says:

    Guys it has been 10 1/2 Years since Charles Johnson went nuts. He is so boring and isn’t it time to just let it go?

  18. rightymouse says:

    No.

  19. Octopus says:

    Let it go? I think not. 😆

  20. Octopus says:

    Are you pretending to care about it, too? Because you’ve never mentioned the disease before, to my knowledge. I’m sure you’ve never contributed a thin dime to research or helping the already-sick, as you spend every minute begging for funds for your own dead-ass blog.

  21. Octopus says:

    Took the fam out to eat tonight at a “hip new ristorante” in Midtown Detroit, the up-and-comingest city development center in the country. It wasn’t cheap, but it was damn delicious. Tried all the things. Even split three of their best desserts with the crew.

    Back on the diet and exercise train tomorrow. It was a nice break, the past five days or so. 🙂

  22. Bunk Strutts says:

    Arguing facts on LGF be like

  23. Bunk X says:

    Best Twitter feed I’ve seen in minutes.

    • Octopus says:

      Driving on snow is where you separate the pros from the amateurs. I pride myself on my skill in this area. I never get stuck, and I know how to match my speed to the conditions. I’ll call you guys from the ditch next week, now that I’ve put the evil eye on meself. 😉

      • rightymouse says:

        4 WHEEL DRIVE!!! 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          4-wheel drive is great for not getting stuck, and cornering, but when it comes to stopping, you really need snow tires. I used to have a set for our Jeep Cherokee back in the early ’90’s, but lately I’ve just been going with the regular all-season tires.

          • rightymouse says:

            I had to sell my darling Jeep Liberty. 😦 It was getting old. Now I have an all wheel drive Honda CR-V. Have yet to test it in bad snow except for the one week we were clobbered and she handled beautifully getting in and out of our long driveway. It had been plowed, but we still had snow on the ground.

          • Bunk X says:

            4WD allows you to get stuck where no one can get you out. As for ice, Doug White set the local record for driving sideways down Montgomery Road in a station wagon.

          • rightymouse says:

            Ice is a different story. I remember sliding through a red light with my foot firmly on the brake.

  24. Koko says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/lisa-page-breaks-silence-saying-trumps-fake-orgasm-forced-her-to-speak-out

    Heh heh. The old victim card. That’s the one you play after you are a married FBI liar lawyer who got caught plotting treason against a president with a married crooked lying FBI director that you are cheating with, wrecking yours and his families. And doing it on taxpayer time and on taxpayer equipment.

    Tough shit for you that said betrayed president makes fun of you for it at every political rally he does.

    She’s supposedly still married. I’m sure her poor hubby doesn’t mind hearing the President of the United States calling her a cheating foolish twat every other day. 😂 Two kids who get to grow up with that. “Mommy what’s a fake orgasm”?

    Oh and won’t they love it when her kids find out their Mom texted this to her lover? Could explain those Mommy Dearest rage moments they had to endure.

    About pro life marchers:

    Strzok: “F*cking marchers making traffic problems.”

    Page: “Yeah, some extremely offensive video screens set up in front of district. I truly hate these people. No support for the woman who actually has to spend the rest of her life rearing this child, but we care about ‘life.’ Assholes.”

    • Bunk X says:

      Had an interesting phone convo with my lib sister, and she brought up the topic of Jim Crow laws in reference to a podcast she heard recently. She didn’t know what Jim Crow laws were, and she also didn’t know that they were enacted and enforced by Democrats. She didn’t believe me when I told her that the KKK was the terrorist arm of the Democrat Party.

      Then she pulled that “Well, we’ll just have to agree to disagree” bullshit. I called her on it, she had nothing, so she hung up.

      Oh well. I’ll try again another day.

      • Octopus says:

        She sounds a lot like my lib sister. And a few other miscellaneous family lib-dweebs.

        We avoided politics everywhere I went, this holiday break. I can’t recall one angry outburst. I guess people are learning something.

        • rightymouse says:

          My parents were hopeless libs as were most of my sibs. My mother (RIP) was the worst. She could never explain WHY she was such a moon bat – she’d just get mad at me and sulk when I tried to peel the onion.

      • Bunk X says:

        She also echoed the meme, “Well, both parties have changed.”
        I gotta agree with her on that, but they haven’t switched places.

  25. Octopus says:

    I’ll never forget the day my older neighbor advised me, “When they say “rock me,” it means ‘f— me.’ Rock means f—, in rock and roll music.” I was probably 12, and he was 16. Soon he was to become my go-to weed dealer.

    This changed everything. I had to re-listen to every song, with this in mind.

  26. rightymouse says:

    Hunter Biden’s baby momma was a stripper at a club in D.C. he used to visit. Why am I not surprised. lol: Chick figured she hit paydirt. 😆

    https://pagesix.com/2019/11/27/hunter-bidens-lunden-roberts-was-stripper-at-club-he-frequented/

    • Koko says:

      I’m sure he bragged about who he was and how he made tons of $ through his father’s connections and influence. So yah. Keep stripping or skip the pill and let the dumb Bidens pay you dearly to shut up and go away? Seems an easy choice.

  27. Koko says:

    Hunter S. Biden sum up

  28. Octopus says:

    Drinkin’ The Good Stuff! 😂

    • ISTE says:

      As usual that is NOT a picture of a slice of cheesecake the fraud Charles Johnson is about to devour.

      His slice of cheesecake had its Internet birth on Nov 17, 2017

      Come on Charles, at least post a picture of YOUR slice of cheesecake!

      Charles has awesome photography skills…..

      ( I miss the BRC )

  29. ISTE says:

    Public Service Announcement.

    Blogmocracy is broken.

    “”You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.””

  30. Bunk X says:

    One more has been identified in connection with Epstein.

  31. Octopus says:

    Here we go again…this time, I’m with the authorities 100%! This is definitely a public safety issue.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7732581/Teachers-aide-51-charged-sex-boy-16-storage-unit-school-parking-lot.html

  32. Octopus says:

    https://lidblog.com/meathead-rob-reiner/

    Meathead is really crazy, AND really stooped. 😆

  33. Octopus says:

    https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/12/conservative_media_killing_operation_mockingbird.html

    Thank God for the conservative media, mostly seen on the internet and heard on the radio. If we were totally-dependent on Fake News Outlets, we’d be totally sunk.

  34. Octopus says:

    Best Thing Ever? Maybe. A deranged Libturd attacks a peaceful group of gays demonstrating their support for their favorite president ever. 😆

  35. Octopus says:

    It’s called a “clown car” for a reason, Chonky. Would you rather it was just Biden, stumbling around talking about kids rubbing his hairy legs, sniffing little girls’ hair, and desperately trying to cover up his son’s no-show job with a massively-corrupt Ukrainian company? Because that’s coming, in the next months of this long campaign. 😆

  36. Octopus says:

    😂😂😂😂

  37. Octopus says:

    😂😂😂😂

  38. rightymouse says:

    Another one bites the dust. 😆

  39. rightymouse says:

    Another one bites the dust. 😆

  40. Koko says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/perineum-sunning-josh-brolin

    Chonky don’t try this. Apparently ‘taint worth it. Plus you’ll scare the neighbor kids.

  41. Koko says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/science/royal-dynasty-deformity-habsburg-jaw-inbreeding

    Uh. I thought everyone knew this. For decades. They were known to have married siblings in order to maintain and consolidate power and wealth.

  42. dezzez says:

    Well at least this time Chonky is retweeting an opinion piece as proof instead of some hollow headed comedian.
    Keep trying Chuck, one of these days a fact might stick to you like your mattress.

  43. Octopus says:

    I can’t even. Her bio…it’s crazy! 😆

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogynoir

    • rightymouse says:

      Her ‘they’ crap will get her far in life. Not. She’s young. Hopefully, life will kick her ass enough to make her grow up.

    • OLT. Emperor of Texan Columbia, Minister Plenipotentiary of The Left Coast Union, Time Traveller To The Stars says:

      Her Twitter feed is so woke it’s a joke … but, if you like bitter Kamala tears, it’s the feed for you.

      • Octopus says:

        I’ll bet they’re very salty and bitter. Might make great addition to the bar, next to the Angostura.

      • Abu says:

        Share with the class how you managed a 2 line nic on a reply, please. So cool your response nic is fully visible.
        Or am I a beer too far into the Bears game?

  44. Octopus says:

    What a stupid thing to say, even if you were trying to make a joke. Nunes owns your libturd ass. 😆

  45. Octopus says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2019/12/03/greta-thunberg-warns-that-people-underestimate-the-force-of-angry-kids/

    I anticipate hearing about she’s faking some of the sailing voyage, and actually flying to far-flung destinations to spout her bilge. 😆

  46. rightymouse says:

    Mitt Romney is such a Never Trumper! What is WRONG with these people?? Do they WANT to lose to a Democrat? AAAAACKCK!

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7753861/Mitt-Romney-says-no-evidence-Ukraine-interfered-2016-election.html

  47. Octopus says:

    Well, the Kamala Harris campaign for president is now officially kaput, and I know we’re all brokenhearted about that. So Tucker Carlson had some liberal commentator on his show last night and he was sked, why did she fail?
    “His answer may surprise you. Actually, no, it won’t.

    “He said it was because of racism.

    “Yeah, not because Harris’ campaign was a disorganized sh*tshow from day 1. Not because she’s a miserable POS who treated her staff like dirt. Not because Tulsi Gabbard basically DESTROYED her in one of the early debates. Or, it couldn’t have been because she was just a crappy candidate? No, it because evil racists refused to vote for the black lady.

    “The liberal guy spun a big sob story about people not wanting to vote for blacks and how the Republicans have hardly any black candidates running for office, and managed to somehow associate Trump with all of it, like he caused it all, and I’m thinking, wait, this is a *Democratic* primary campaign, right? So the question he should be asking is not, why is America so racist, but rather, why are *Democrats* so racist?

    “It’s not a GOP election. It’s a *Democratic* election. So the Democrats have a real problem: how to motivate their pasty white, racist base to vote for their diverse candidates. Because the Democratic candidates leading the pack are (a) very, very rich, and (b) very, very white. Kind of ironic, actually. Witness the party of diversity.”

    From Ace, of course.

  48. Octopus says:

    Mean Girls! 😂😂😂

  49. Octopus says:

    😂😂😂😂

  50. Octopus says:

    You want to retroactively impeach Obama, for his border policies? Which were worse than Trump’s, by the report of most people involved then and now?

    Good luck with that, Chonky. Seriously. You’re smart. You can handle things. Not dumb, like everybody says. 😆

    • Koko says:

      Chonky you wonder about it because you’re a willfully obtuse dickweed. The kids are given food and toys (often donated by BP officers). And kindly taken care of until matters can be resolved. Many were dragged over by people who aren’t their relatives but paid to use them to get into the asylum process. So grow up you lazy fat fucker and quit pontificating from your stinky couch. Everyone can see you’re a smelly old grifter laying on your couch trying to make money doing nothing while watching Netflix shows.

  51. Octopus says:

    Learn To Code™
    It’s Never Too Late To Learn A New Skill
    Unless You’re Dead

  52. Octopus says:

    Chonky and the rest of the Idiot Left tweeting and bleating about “Fake Outrage Shit” supposedly being pulled by the Right, is too Bizarro World and project-y to bother with. 😆

    Go ahead and attack Barron and Melania all you want. It’s making you SO popular around the country! Just as the Shampeachment is doing. Why, the poll numbers are going nutso!

  53. Bunk X says:

    Josh Brolin thought this was so stupid that he decided to try it.

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/perineum-sunning-this-latest-wellness-fad-caused-actor-josh-brolin-to-burn-his-pucker-hole

    Hey, Josh. You missed the first step: Wipe the area with a cotton ball soaked in Tabasco. Now go give it another shot.

    • Koko says:

      Hey Josh! Have you heard about the new Sliding Down the Razor Blade Banister into a Vat of Bactine wellness treatment? It’s supposed to give you tons of energy and be very invigorating.

  54. dezzez says:

    Something tells me children have always been fair game to you Chuck

    • Octopus says:

      He used to keep a fat young Chinese boy as a manservant, back when he had money. The kid ran around wearing only a white gi, which barely covered his dick. It was reported, by me, that the kid escaped in 2010, running away shortly after Chonky fused to his couch. I hope he’s okay now.

  55. Koko says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/ups-worker-in-miami-allegedly-hides-packages-steals-them-later-court-documents

    If you read his last name backward and snigger you’re a bad, bad person.

    Emmanuel Reggin, 18, has been charged with third-degree grand theft for allegedly attempting to steal at least $2,800 in electronic equipment, according to arrest records.

    • Octopus says:

      You’re a bad person for using the word, “snigger.” The poor misunderstood lad’s “crime” was an insignificant little taste of well-deserved reparations, of the most niggardly proportion.

  56. Octopus says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/12/04/democrats-disturbed-by-the-white-2020-candidates-left-in-field/

    “This is sickening!” The Idiot Left is revolted by the whiteness of the remaining clowns in the tiny car. Query: Why aren’t they giving Lieawatha credit for her proud Native American heritage?

  57. Octopus says:

    This reminded me of when my father-in-law used to call everyday with the latest tech problem, from his computer to his tv remote and beyond. It was so hard to slow down and walk him through it. I wish I could do it again. ☹️

  58. dezzez says:

  59. Octopus says:

    BWAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!

    You were way too LATE, Fatass. Jeeez! Gain a clue. 😂

  60. Octopus says:

    😂😂😂😂

  61. Octopus says:

    Fatass MUST protest this blatant, ugly fat-shaming incident! 😂

  62. Octopus says:

    You know all about what goes down at Safeway, in and around the building, and the adjacent alley. 😱💩🥊🤮

  63. Octopus says:

    https://www.politico.com/news/2019/12/05/pete-buttigieg-endorsements-obama-officials-076231

    Reggie Love 💕 ❤️ 💗 has endorsed Pete Bootygauge for President! 😃🤔

  64. Octopus says:

    I challenge you to try and trace the outrage in this dramatic clip. A white gay man snatched the mic from a black woman talking about Gay Mayor Pete, and he’s rocking a BLM shirt, lisping about the lack of black leadership, and then he is nearly brained by a black lady with what looks like a shillelagh…it’s good watchin’, but it’s a bit confusing. 😂

  65. Octopus says:

    This is sad 😢.

    Given your circumstances, do you think it behooves you to shirk work and party all day, every day?

  66. Octopus says:

    Attaboy, Fatass! Don’t just take it sitting down…well, you can’t get up, but you know what I mean. Fight the Mean Fat-Shamer! 😡😤😢

  67. Octopus says:

    https://summit.news/2019/12/04/christmas-is-canceled/

    She’s a whingy old critter, this Amanda Marcotte. I know her type. 😆

  68. Octopus says:

    https://www.bizpacreview.com/2019/12/04/dennis-prager-the-left-hates-the-salvation-army-thats-all-you-need-to-know-about-the-left-860156

    I support the Salvation Army with a buck nearly every time I pass one of their annoying bell-ringers. I hit two of them today, in fact. I feel good giving to them, just like I feel good NOT supporting a begging bum like Chonky, or the pee-smelling winos who hang around downtown.

  69. Koko says:

    Have a Merry Christmas from the Trumps Chonky.

  70. Koko says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/faith/2019/12/05/pope-francis-compares-trump-to-herod-who-tried-to-kill-jesus/

    Uh huh. Still waiting for those tent cities of homeless illegals, beggers and drug addicts camped out inside the Vatican walls. Plenty of room in the ole Piazza San Pietro. I’m sure the massive auditorium is quite toasty in the winter time.

    • Octopus says:

      Woke Pope™ watches a LOT of MSNBC. 😆

      It’s interesting that the dude is attempting to put the old, “Pope is infallible”-thing to rest, once and for all. Mission accomplished! Lighten up, Francis.

  71. Octopus says:

    The Idiot Left has convinced itself the wheels are finally coming off/walls are closing in on Trump, thanks to the cockamamie self-clowning of the shampeachment. They really think they’re winning. What is the outrage going to look like, when this fiasco goes the way of the Mueller Report? 😆


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