Passé Political Punditch Charles F. Johnson Abandons Word Salad, Adopts Verbal Coleslaw

Read that title and caption again. Bet you can’t decipher it.

Update 25 November 2019:
“Contrary to popular belief, I’m still here. I did not threaten to resign. Let’s just say we are here to talk about external threats and Eddie Gallagher is not one of them.” – SECNAV Richard Spencer

176 Comments on “Passé Political Punditch Charles F. Johnson Abandons Word Salad, Adopts Verbal Coleslaw”

  1. Octopus says:

    I need to get to the range soon. It’s been too long.

  2. Octopus says:

    The sheer insanity of the word-coleslaw cobbled together by Chonky McDumbth is impressive, when you consider the actual story behind the headlines. I think he might be using ibogaine, a drug he read about in “Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.” 😆

  3. Koko says:

    Sowing chaos? Try restoring sanity idiot Chonky. When you send people into the Hell of war you don’t expect them to always conduct themselves like pajama boy would. You certainly don’t destroy their lives because of optics that make the superiors look bad to their lefturd buddies in the media. Don’t send human beings into combat if you’re worried about what the effing New York Times thinks. Trump is against going to war at all and he’s trying to extricate us from wars and military actions that GW Bush started due to zealous military advisors and 0bungle just bungled as he did everything, being distracted and showing up late and unprepared to meetings.

  4. Koko says:

    Awful story of senseless white on black crime. This black sheriff was a pillar of the community. Respected and looked up to by many. Murdered senselessly by a white punk.

    I see a lot of comments on stories of violence or murder where people are saying “I already know the color of that person even though they don’t say it in the story”. This is a reminder that’s not always true. Blacks are disproportionately violent but don’t kid yourself. The only reason why we are less so is because we are the dominant social group (British Anglo Saxon Western). We crapped on them and it doesn’t sit well with all of them. We can call ourselves gentlemen and ladies. But we whites are vicious and violent too, let’s just admit it. We scare the Jews and Asians.

    I watched a show about British surveillance video monitored by cops. Really good show. I was shocked at how white people will chimp out. Especially when they get a few drinks in them and the bars are letting out. Random violence and evil behavior doesn’t restrict itself to race or sex.

    • Octopus says:

      When it’s go time, it’s go time. Don’t matter the color. Ain’t the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

      • Koko says:

        Yeah I know I love this video. Usually when someone starts a fight they win the fight but in this case when you’re fat and stupid you lose the fight. Cheerleaders may be pretty but they are fit. And no one cares about race in this video. The guys are like damn. That was epic. EPIC!!!🙏🏻😜

        • Octopus says:

          In my experience, cheerleaders are a fierce, competitive breed. Not to be idly messed with. I dated one in 9th-grade, before I had a car or any way to actually “date” somebody. I used to walk her to school every day, talking about mean girl problems and whatnot. In 10th-grade, she got scooped up by a senior on the football team, which won the state championship, with my ex-gf cheering them on to victory. After that, I never had a steady girlfriend until I was 21. My ex became a successful realtor later…with fat legs and no boobs to speak of. Oooohhh, diss! Hi, Jen! 😱😂

  5. Koko says:

    The weirdo Brit chick Fiona Hill is nothing but a Soros mole. ‘Crazy” Alex Jones warned of her in 2017. Like Vindman, she came to America to tear it down. Not because she loves it. Like their Lord and Master Soros they hate us, they hate patriotism, they hate capitalism, they hate freedom, they hate the basic principles of our founding fathers, they hate the heartland. They infiltrated the DNC. Which is why were seeing the clown show. And why 0bungle is warning them they are too out in the open. But they can’t crack the real nut. Us. Real Americans. They have this almost comical juvenile plan to infiltrate and take over, hoping we don’t see through it. It’s laughable. Like we are all just going to go Commie and start calling each other comrades. LOL! 😆. They leave their foot prints everywhere like a dumb thug who uses his cell phone right before he commits murder. Easy to see through. Trump’s just laughs at them.

  6. Koko says:

    Can you imagine if there were cell phones in World War II? How many heroes and defenders of America would be in jail? for disrespecting people who were trying to kill them and us? The Commie journalists would’ve had a field day.

  7. Koko says:

    Sorry Fat Boy Cavuto. Where’s a Never Trumper to turn??? Can’t even get a black senator to hate on the Donald. You can try and get a platonic hug from Dana PerRINO. But don’t get any ideas. She’s out of your league. 😆

  8. Koko says:

    Bunk – Yep – Chase. I got to play with Jerry Van Blair in a big band a few a times. He settled in Cincinnati in later life and had a girlfriend who had a good day gig. Perfect situation for a jazzman😜. He was a nice taciturn fellow. Short but built like a fireplug. Fit in nicely to the Cincy jazz scene. Had a beautiful mellow sound particularly on flugelhorn. Played by ear but it was always good. I guess he passed in 2000. 😔

    • rightymouse says:

      Awesome! Do you still play??

      • Koko says:

        Not really. I plunk around on my keyboard now and then. It was a fun time for me studying music in college. I got to play with great teachers and players. I worked a regular gig at a Ramada Inn in ‘83 to ‘85. It was a big band gig and I only got hired because they were pissed off at another older pro who kept showing up late or flaking out. Jerry wasn’t the one they were pissed at but he would sub in when they needed someone. So that’s one way I got to be around semi-famous people. Another guy who moved in from Vegas and subbed on that silly dance band was lead trumpeter John Harner. Famous among musicians for the high note trumpet solo on this piece. Near the end. Can’t miss it.

        For Bunk – it’s very Maynard-ish who continued to echo thru the Kenton sound even after leaving.

        Someone wake up Octo. He’s nodded off with all this nerd jazzy talk LOL😄

        • rightymouse says:

          Well, if you ever come up to the Chagrin Falls area, let me know. You can meet my hubby. 🙂

          • Koko says:

            Thanks! I think your hubby and my wife would have a gabfest about music. You and I could sort out this whole political mess! 🙂

            Kind of a neat funny name, Chagrin Falls. I haven’t been up that way since probably a couple decades. I had a college friend from Shaker Heights. Yeah I know, posh. His dad was a wealthy lawyer. But he’s one of the good ones. You probably know they’re in your Cuyahoga county. Shaker Heights was a planned city in the early 20th century. I just read that but Duh…Shakers. They planned everything. Except how they were going to pro-create without boy/girl contact. Ha ha. But they were great enterprising people. In Kentucky near where my daughter goes to college there’s Pleasant Hill aka Shaker Village. It’s a beautiful museum-like place with an Inn and a great restaurant. They basically preserved the entire Shaker Village. We go there probably twice a year for lunch. The main road of the village used to be the real main road, route 68. It fell into disrepair but the historical folks were able to save the buildings using the hand woodworking techniques. They preserved numerous buildings and have a beautiful garden and stable with really cute animals! Horses, donkeys, some kind of big sheep. My kids loved it when they were little and still do.

          • rightymouse says:

            Hubby graduated from Shaker High School. 🙂

        • Bunk X says:

          I’m impressed. As a teenager I worked at a Ramada Inn as a busboy (yeah, I know how to balance a wide tray piled with dirty dishes full of leftovers on one hand and open doors with the other). One of the regulars was a cornet player for Les Brown who was taking care of his ailing mother. I don’t remember his name, but he tipped me well just for listening to his stories.

          • Koko says:

            Great story. I was a bus boy too. I worked at a supper club called The Coloney Club in Dayton Ohio. My mom was a waitress there too and one of the best. Which is how I got the job at age 14. And I have to say I guess being that young and learning those skills because we did some very fast work I’m just going to say, supporting the wait staff, laying out all of the fancy settings, responding to the major slams. Being FAST. It was like a lifetime I lived. I could do it to this day – it’s like it happened yesterday. It was a lot of work and you were thirsty at the end and the cooks would make you a hamburger and you could suck down a Coke . I look back on that with fondness now even though it was hard work and sweat. The 1970’s. A different era. I set the table sometimes and my kids are like what the hell just happened? Whatever, amateurs.

            Les Brown and his Dance Band of Renown.

        • KGB says:

          You ever jam with Jim Rauch?

    • Bunk X says:

      You ever been to the Emanon bar?

  9. Octopus says:

    This album really blew me away, when my much-older sis brought it home right after it came out.

    • Koko says:

      He’s so great. I’m assuming Bernie T wrote those lyrics or maybe by then he had branched out with other collaborators. I could look it up but I’m sick of looking everything up 😁 I too can credit my older sisters with my pop and rock education, 3 dog night, the Beatles of course, Elton John, Billy Joel. I’m proud of them looking back, that they didn’t just go for the pretty boys but really liked good bands. Oh they knew about Rick Eli and Davy Jones and plastered their pictures on the wall I’m guessing for masturbatory purposes. But they knew those sweet looking boys were not the real deal musically or culturally.

      To sisters. Don’t tell Mom and Dad you little rat. 😂

      • Octopus says:

        My sisters loved Three Dog Night, too. 😄

        • Abu Told Me Not to Come says:

          My first 45 was “Joy to the World”.

          First 33.3 was “Talking Book” by Stevie Wonder. Not that anyone asked. Still have them both.

          • Octopus says:

            My first 45 was “Red Rubber Ball.” I don’t know why, but that song spoke to me. Fun Fact: written by Paul Simon.

            My first album that I owned personally was the eight-track version of “Ziggy Stardust And Teh Spiders From Mars. I got it for Christmas, the same year I got my first component stereo system, with the hi-tech eight-track included. I can still hear the breaks in the songs, where they were split, when I hear those tunes. I also got “Jim Croce’s Greatest Hits,” which is also a damn good album.

  10. ISTE says:

    I am alive! Baking a pineapple pizza for breakfast.

    It is a beautiful Sunday morning here, I may go to church later. Well that or the Indian store to get beer.

    Oh, is it Thursday? It could be, or Wednesday.

    I do not know any more, all days are the same now.

    Night is day and day is night.

    Tomorrow I am going to get my hair cut, or maybe the day after. It is so long I could have a man bun.

    Or next week, there is always a tomorrow to do something.

    All my life I have dreamed and yearned for some time when I could do what I want, when I want. With no commitments and nobody to care about or worry about and no one telling me what to do.

    After eight months I have had enough! I NEED stress, deadlines, commitments, a purpose in life.

    Many years ago the company I worked for brought in an outside consultant to give our team a training course on motivation and team building and other bullshit. I am sure others here have gone through the same. One point they made was humans thrive under stress. However the stress level at the company/job I had was very high. So what these “consultants” were saying was a total wast of time and money. We had stress!

    Example, one wedding anniversary on way home to go for a meal, ended up in Paris. ( got a call when on way home, go to Heathrow airport, flight xxxx )

    Another one, was late getting home, Wife called 24/7 support center to ask where I was. They told her I was on way to Switzerland. Zurich and I was booked into a hotel there.She needed to contact me urgently and she called very many hotels in Zurich to find me. None had any record of my reservation.

    To cut a long story short the job was in Basel not Zurich. When I called her from hotel she was beyond stressed.

    Reason for this post. Yes, I think humans and even cats need a little bit of stress in their lives to keep them going. Cats manufacture stress by attacking imaginary enemies like toy mice and things, for practice.

    I need to go get a job………

    • ISTE says:

      or a toy mouse

    • rightymouse says:

      ISTE!!!! Glad you’re ok!! 🙂
      Have you tried applying at Temp agencies? They can at least find you gig work to help pay bills.
      As for Switzerland…I LOVE Zurich! When I was young, we sometimes flew to the U.S. through Europe and would stay in hotels in Zurich & London. I had my first taste of brioche in Zurich and fell in love with it. 🙂

      • ISTE says:

        After Thanksgiving I am going to sign on with agencies. Renewing my lease for another six months here. It is a “bad” part of Houston but I have been here four years. As in I do not go out after dark.

        Worked in the electronic and computer industry for last 40 years.

        Now I want to work in a veterinarian place or animal shelter.

        • rightymouse says:

          Well, shelters don’t pay much, but you’ll have a wonderful time with the furry beasts. 🙂

        • Bunk X says:

          You could volunteer as awitness in the impeachment inquiries. I hear it pays pretty good, you already have the accent down, and later you can write a book about it.

    • Koko says:

      What a great post! 🙏🏻 I think it’s Monday. Because I went to church yesterday. My wife is so sick of my ass. LOL! I’ll look for a big banana tree with benefits after the holidays and the kid and boyfriend visits. i’m sure you will get a job that you want because you’re smart and people (and gorillas ) still beat robots.

      • Octopus says:

        Good luck on the job search, guys! Everybody’s hiring around here, with the Massive Trump Recession they warned us about in full swing.

        • rightymouse says:

          I have to be careful how much I “make” next year because SS doesn’t like it when they give you your money back at 65. They tell you how much you can make on top of the gummint check and it ain’t much.

          • Octopus says:

            That never made sense to me. You should be allowed to make whatever money you can, as long as you’re alive and healthy enough to work. Your SS benefits are a whole different thing.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Two old blokes drinking at the bar

    “did you know that lions have sex 10 to 15 times a day”

    “crap” says the other ” I just joined Rotary”

    • Octopus says:

      One time I took cough syrup with codeine at work, and had to go lie down “for a minute.” Slept for two hours. Everybody was leaving when I woke up. 😆

  12. Briareus says:

    Just updated the post. Charles (and others) lied. Link above.

  13. Koko says:

    Isn’t it great when Hollyweird awards itself!! Of course Lithgow has to top off playing Churchill with playing a lecherous Roger Ailes. Golly wolly why isn’t he playing Weinstein? Epstein? Clinton? Oh Sure Ailes who made all of those broad’s careers.

    Oh gosh the poor little thing….

  14. Koko says:

    Are you looking at my butt or something? Ok now just stop. Because I’m a journalist and professional woman in the work place. Wait you ARE looking at my butt.

  15. Koko says:

    This is great to hear. The boy was so young nature and medicine might possibly bring him back to his full potential. I hope to hear he’s high school running back some day. But walking and playing…I’ll take!

    Not mentioned in the story…the crime was inspired by the great religion Islam and by a wonderful visitor here from Somalia. I’m sure he feels real bad about it.

    Would-be murderer Emmanuel Aranda told authorities he was “looking for someone to kill,” but it “didn’t work out.” Now, the victim of that botched attempt has recovered enough to leave even his limp behind.

    Oh well, maybe next time.

  16. Koko says:

    So…..if our Earth is warming why is she wearing a giant coat? Does it have something to do with the drooling old billy goat Harrelson next to her? Maybe she’s thinking if you keep your coat on you can’t get raped by these old leftist pervs. Does this guy have a wife or a girlfriend? Where is she? Where are the girl’s parents. Why is he doing PSA’s with a 17 year old clueless hottie like she’s a child he’s groomed and they’re heading back to his trailer or hotel room? He plays murderers in movies and his own father is a convict. Can you date my daughter Woody? The other Woody is busy and Polanski’s not allowed in.

    • Bunk X says:

      Now there’s some brilliance from a has-been chucklehead actor and a padded bag of glorified stale popcorn.

      • Octopus says:

        That thing she’s wearing probably cost $1000, even though it was manufactured in a Chinese sweat shop by children. The symbols all over it say, “Please help us! The communists are working us to death!”

        Virtue-signaling! 😆

    • Koko says:

      He probably told her parents he can get her more roles and they’ll be multi-bazillionaires just so he can knock off a piece. You don’t think he’s helping her with her English homework do you? He’s probably already deleted her phone number. Funny if it weren’t sad. Welcome to Hollyweird sweetie.

    • Octopus says:

      Great character actor. RIP.

    • Koko says:

      May his afterlife be free of “Grubs”. He was an edgy young actor. Never quite made it all the way to stardom but was a good character actor. Kim Darby was in that too, a beautiful young actress at the time who also played the lead in the the first True Grit with John Wayne and Glenn Campbell.

      I have to say though I loved this recent version from 2010 with Jeff Bridges as Rooster Cogburn and Matt Damon as the Texas Ranger Laboef. Hailee Steinfeld stole my heart and ran over a hill and buried it somewhere. She was so tough and lovely.

  17. rightymouse says:

    Sun’s out here & it’s 45 degrees. 🙂

    • KGB says:

      It’s a gorgeous day on the shores of Lake Erie. I was just doing an audit up on the roof of our factory (we have 16 acres of roof) and the wind was a little chilly, but there’s a nice, low sun shining on you down at ground level. Yesterday I got the last of my leaves mulched and raked to the curb. Just in time for the wind to blow them into the neighbors’ yards tomorrow!

    • Koko says:

      Gus can you please send your snow to the North Pole. Al Gore said they’ve melted by now.

    • Bunk X says:

      We’re expecting traffic.

  18. Octopus says:

    Further on “Shameless” and star William Macy — I didn’t realize he was in the room when the scam was first broached to he and his wife. He should have been prosecuted as well.

  19. Octopus says:

    Shaddap, Borat. 😆

    Another guy whose fifteen minutes are way over. I liked his early stuff, too. Outrageously funny and offensive to all. Now he’s trying to kiss Idiot Left-ass, and the whole schtick is boring and stooped.

  20. dezzez says:

    Charles is a “Fire hose” of stupid, but bless his clogged heart, he tries so hard.

  21. Koko says:

    Boo. Hoo.

    Here’s what you do Petey. Strap on a cheap blonde wig and start saying “Ya Fiyad”. That get’s ’em every time. No Jokes needed. You’ll be a smash hit on the campuses.

  22. Koko says:

    It’s kind of funny that Demoncraps never realized 0bungle was just a lazy ass without a plan. Never wrote anything at Harvard despite being the student editor of their paper. Never pushed any legislation through. Showed up late for meetings. He sure as shit had no opinion of economics or trade and just did whatever leftard Geitner said. On the press plane he actually showed his penis. And the press cows (now all about MeToo) actually approved. He only read speeches off a teleprompter and avoided interacting with the press like the plague to avoid Uhs and Ums. He was a dutiful leftist but they made it so easy for him. Soros was pissed that he didn’t move the needle farther after having paid for his placement. Disappeared the second his term was done. I really think all that weaponization of the agencies was Deep State and he just went along with it. Sure, screwing the right wingers sounds good. Truly a Manchurian candidate – a place holder for other power brokers and stakeholders. Even people like Holder and Biden who thought he was a friend are scratching their heads. He appears to support no one or even care that much. Preferring to tour around to third world shit holes like South Africa ran by theftocrats. Weird.

  23. Koko says:

    Wow. It’s a gorgeous day on the shores of Lake Erie. You just made me jealous and I wish I were there. The name Erie is from the Iroquois. I am sure it’s as beautiful as you say.

  24. Koko says:

    Heh! I’d never seen her but this was posted by someone using the nic ihatedisqus2. What’s not to like?🙏🏻😜 Don’t listen Chonky. No meaningless noodling here.

  25. Koko says:

    She doesn’t have big sexy thighs. But she puts her gut into gutbucket. Enjoy the blues. It’s real when the pianist is making a cell phone call as the set starts.

  26. Koko says:

    It’s happy people unless you have a dirty mind. Shame on you nasty humans.

  27. Koko says:

    This guy has done a report on the Biden family corruption. Don’t worry it won’t appear anywhere. Anderson Pooper will poo poo it as will Wolf Butzer. AMESSNBC will forgetted ASAP. I’m sure the journalist is liberal so he can’t resist comparing dumbo Joe to Ben fucking Franklin I kid you not. Give me a break.

  28. Koko says:

    Oh gosh aren’t liberals great? So creative. So rapey.

    They can all agree Trump is a Nazi though. You raped my behind when I was twelve. But that Trump….beyond the pall.

    Chonky’s been trying to get in on the action since ’08. But he hasn’t had a shot since his “right wing” days. That hug from Pam was his last hot action. I had to do a big search on Google because they don’t know anyone named Pam that isn’t some big tits actress or something. Atlas WHAT???? LOL! Amazingly this was still out there.

    • Koko says:

      It’s probably still there because it’s supposed to show how horrible Pam is. But I think it shows how she FUCKING ROCKS! Go Deplorables!

      Hey Chonk. She helps girls and women around the world. And makes 10X your income. Well if your fake donations to yourself count. And for doing that you call her a bigot.

  29. Koko says:

    It’s really rich when they devour each other. This is the thanks Pete B. got for trying to make sense of black economic failure.

    That angered Harriot, who wrote that Buttigieg was a “lucky motherfucker” whose father and mother were professors at elite colleges and got into Harvard and became a Rhodes Scholar and did not understand the struggle facing black people.

    “I want to be clear: Pete Buttigieg is a lying motherfucker,” he added.

    So yeah. Just give me your shit white devil motherfucker and STFU. Alrighty then!!

    • Octopus says:

      This commenter nailed it:

      Where’s the beef?
      21 hours ago

      Marxist revolutionary meets champagne socialist… flip sides of the same coin.. lots of anger, plenty of blame… ZERO solutions… progressivism in a nutshell…

  30. koko says:

    WTF? Isn’t that the whole reason you come to the West? For the infidel whores? And he’s like “I didn’t kill anyone. I just asked ISIS to murder everyone”. Sheeze what a fucked up culture this is.

  31. Koko says:

    I’m not a joiner. But I was approached by a guy who worked on my deck. This was late in the 0Bungle debacle. He told me there was a group of law enforcement and ex-military that met regularly to talk about this socialist wave. The guy is not much younger than me but very physically buff and had just remarried a 30 yr old. Like I said, I’m not a joiner but they’re out their people. These leftists and Antifa pussies are playing with fire.

  32. Koko says:

    I like how she points out Trump sometimes misspells words and golfs a lot. What a terrible person. Never mind she’s a lying crook and her parents are lying crooks who went to prison. But they SPELL GREAT! LOL!

  33. rightymouse says:

    Am off to the kitchen to start cooking for tomorrow’s feast. Be back & forth. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Just finished the last shopping run — the store is getting crazy!

      Got blasted with a sudden torrential rain-ice storm, on the way to the car. Soaked!

  34. Octopus says:

    Still trying to mack on Maddow. 😂

  35. Octopus says:

    Bad for the Idiot Left, indeed. Great for everyone else! 😄😎🍺

  36. Koko says:

    Their city is a filthy hell-hole of poverty, drugs and gangs. So of course they piss on a message of hope from the beautiful first lady. But she was unfazed. They think she’s some cow who never had a job. But she’s a fricking world class super model and entrepeneur. She wasn’t intimidated one bit by loser libtard turds who hide in their safe space.

  37. Koko says:

    Do you really want to piss this lady off? Really? I wouldn’t. Even the big guy tip toes around her and makes sure she’s happy.

  38. Koko says:

    But what a sweety too.

  39. Koko says:

    You can see they’re so angry at having the most beautiful first lady in the world. LOL! They’re like: WE’RE USA. WE’RE THE BEST! Our first lady’s beautiful and WE WILL COME AND KILL YOUR ASS if you mess with her.

  40. Koko says:

    What happens when you put a some gay guy with Pink in a car. He shows he can’t sing and she shows she’s……Pink. A fricking monster impossible gorgeous talented babe. BTW Craig Ferguson where are you???? We want you back.

  41. Koko says:

    Isn’t it weird how everything truly entertaining and funny gets the 86. But crap like SNL keeps getting the green light?

    Please tell me if I’m off. Is this not funny?

  42. Koko says:

    No this isn’t funny. Thank gosh this horrible crap got cancelled.

  43. Koko says:

    This isn’t funny either. Beef or Cow…

  44. Koko says:

    Joanna rocks out!! Forget your man crushes. She KILLS!

  45. dezzez says:

    Spineless coward admits he is a spineless coward

  46. Octopus says:

    Have a big sad, Fatass! Funny thread, too — all the losers are glum, and the impeachments ain’t workin’ worth a damn.

    Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving, everyone else! 😄

  47. rightymouse says:

    Happy Thanksgiving!! 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Turkey is going in the oven at 11:00 am. Stuffed and ready!! 🙂

    • Koko says:

      Likewise! The girls are home. One with a BOY😄 from Auburn U. We all went to mass this morning where my wife plays organ. Small service for elderly nuns. Sang Day By Day at the gifts. The boy brought up “groceries” as the nuns call it. He’s Catholic so he knows the drill. Travel related hymns, of course. And we’re heading out to my sister’s in Columbus.

      Happy Turkey day all.

      • rightymouse says:

        Drive carefully! We had a bit of snow this morning in NE Ohio. It’s grey & overcast now, but at least we don’t have a pile of snow on the ground!

  48. Octopus says:

    The NYT is on it:

    Shame on America!

    • rightymouse says:

      Eff the NY Slimes! Assholes!

      • Octopus says:

        They’re mad because The Narrative they’ve been pushing forever has been proven a bad joke. Also, they’re failing miserably as a business. Nothing left but the self-loathing and terrible shame of being American. 😂

      • Octopus says:

        I heard some of the Pilgrim women were casting side-glances at the breech-clouts, when the men were busy bloviating about stuff. Some were tittering about “red-meat,” and whatnot. People are gonna be people, no matter what. Maybe some “strange cries” were heard from the dark woods, late in the evening. Might have been bobcats. Sounded kinda different from bobcats, but the November wind can play tricks with your hearing. Where the hell is Martha? This party’s over!

    • Bunk X says:

      Okay, it’s November in Massachusetts, Thanksgiving, and the indigenous folk are usually depicted as wearing scant clothing while the Pilgrims have coats and hats on. I never understood that one.

  49. Octopus says:

    Another attempt at humor goes pffft. ☹️

  50. Octopus says:

    Thank God! I thought we were going to have to call for a welfare check. No, not that kind of check, ya bum. You keep up the bad work in the alley behind Safeway.

  51. Octopus says:

    It lacks the swift chop to the back of the neck like Sterno, but it’s great with turkey and all this other stuff. This is what we’re drinking tonight, wine snobs.

  52. Bunk X says:

    Happy Thanksgiving, Charles!

  53. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Happy Thanksgiving mockers and stalkers!
    Even Charles. We’re all he’s got. 😂

  54. Octopus says:

    Those “empty holes” Brautigan was referring to, turned out to look like this:

    Those “stars” are all galaxies. You’re looking into space and time. You’re a broke fat loser who smells “off.” 😂

  55. Octopus says:

    Well, we did our due-diligence, Mr. Fatass. We were unable to find any cheesecake stores who would deliver to house-bound grosseros, bio-fused to their futons, without any funds whatsoever. So sorry, Chonky. Maybe you come down to Cheese Store, and offer to suck out the clogged curd-extractors? The last cheese-hog choked on an artisanal bluecheese glottal-stopper, but you seem like a guy who can handle a big plug of goo. You game?

  56. Octopus says:

    It’s an interesting convo, rife with sexism, reality, SJW bullshit, and other forms of modern madness. At the root of it all, an attractive young woman with a nice rack, posing provocatively for a “business shot.” Okay, girl…I see you. No judgement here. Just be able to do the job, and we’ll get along great. 🙂

    As a father of two daughters, now aged 26 and 28, both dealing with workplace issues that thankfully don’t involve horndog a-holes with power over them, I am very interested in seeing young women fulfilling their potential without having to kiss up to sex-crazed poodles of either sex. At the same time, I’ve been around the block a time or two, and so has my wife, work-wise. Some females use their hotness and sexuality in the workplace — I know it’s a shocking, crazy notion, but we’ve seen it. A LOT! And some men are pigs who abuse their female underlings, and prey on the vulnerable. Sex is always going to be a factor. Educate your kids, instill your values, but know it’s always going to be a factor, no matter what.

    In other news, water is wet, and it gets cold in the winter, especially north of the Mason-Dixon Line. Buy some gloves, maybe a hat. I never wear a hat, but that’s just me. Some people look better in the right hat.

  57. Octopus says:

    Even the Google-twits weren’t as insane as the NYT, talking about Thanksgiving. I think some of these Millenials are catching on, that the USA isn’t, possibly, the worst country in the whole entire world. I mean, they live in stinky Pooptown, on pins and AIDS-needles, but they’re still here, aren’t they? 😉

  58. Octopus says:

    You keep talking about “These crimes,” and how they’re going to be prosecuted finally, at long last, and the Trump Crime Family will all go to jail to be buggered senseless for all eternity. Then, nothing happens. It’s like there are no crimes. What gives, Fatass? 😆