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258 Comments on “THE JOHNSON FILE”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Bunk – thanks so much for resurrecting Fatso’s posts!

  2. Octopus says:

    Oh, you’re being targeted, all right. All the conservatives want to “slide into your mentions,” and whatnot. You’re very famous and successful.

    /fantasy over 😆

  3. rightymouse says:


  4. rightymouse says:

    That, and you’ve got WAY too much time on your hands. Try volunteering at the local food bank or something just as useful.

  5. rightymouse says:

    We know this is very difficult for you to understand, Fatso, but Hillary is a drunken loser who would be a nobody if her last name wasn’t Clinton.

  6. dezzez says:

    Narrator: Another day, another failed prediction, another excuse for being a false prophet.

  7. Bunk X says:

    From the Too Rolling Stoned Dept:

    PJM story here:

    • Koko says:

      These lists are always ridiculous. Right, Springsteen’s croak is a way better than Mariah Carey’s 7 octave range.

      • Bunk X says:

        Manfred Mann did a better version of Springsteen’s “Blinded By The Light.”

        • Octopus says:

          WHERE IS DAVID LEE ROTH?!!1!

          People always used to criticize his singing, as if his “lack of range and finesse” were dragging down the sound of Van Halen. Idiots! His personality drove the band nearly as much as Eddie’s guitar did, and his voice sounded cool on their earlier stuff, before we got sick of the whole shebang.

          And any list without Puddles is a damn pity…

        • Koko says:

          I agree on the Manfred Mann version. I imagine they’re purposely trying to drum up controversy knowing it’s so subjective.

          Where’s Darryl Hall? Joe Walsh? Steve Miller?

  8. Octopus says:

    Even if it is just a sop to her conservative critics, Angela is correct in stating the obvious here. A horde of unassimilated, hostile Islamic welfare-seekers is not the way forward for any country.

  9. Octopus says:

    I might be a tad crankier than usual today. I’m feeling my hormones. No, wait…I’ve already gone through menopause. I’ll be fine, as long as I get my coffee. To get woke.

  10. Octopus says:

    No! You have to stay in there, so you can save us. Only you can do it.

    While you’re in there, find one of those wavy mirrors and stand in front of it, until it makes you look thin. Imagine if you were healthy again! Think of it as a first step.

  11. Octopus says:

    This sounds WAY too good to be true. Reminds me of the spate of stories announcing the invention of a nuclear fusion device, that fit on a table-top. But what if this new battery is all for real and shit?

    • Bunk X says:

      California will ban it.

      • Octopus says:

        “Aluminum causes senile dementia.” 😂

        • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

          You misspelled “penile”. 😎

          Speaking of dicks, ya I saw the reference to Springsteen above. Forget how painful his crap sounds, his recent rant about POTUS makes me want to (deleted).

          Plus my Blackhawks are awful.

          • Octopus says:

            Springsteen is a dumbass Socialist multimillionaire, and I have no reason to defend him or his music. The best music he conceived and performed (to riotous, joyous approval, all over the US and UK), happened in 1978. Forty years ago. He should spend the rest of his days jacking off to Woody Guthrie songs.

  12. Octopus says:

    DEATH THREAT!!1! 😆

    Oh, Fatass. You slay me. DEATH THREAT AGAIN!1!

  13. rightymouse says:

    I am so disappointed in Mitt Romney. He & Weiner are bros now. Ewwwwwwwww!

  14. rightymouse says:

    The new Thai King is pissed at his newly-anointed concubine. He’s an ass-hole anyway.

  15. Koko says:

    Seems an odd thing to say. Donald lives in Fatso’s mind 24/7 not he other way around. The creepy abandoned amusement park is the formerly thriving LGF blog.

  16. Bunk X says:

    Repubs in The House be like

    • Octopus says:

      There are lots of good conservative-leaning link-whore sites out there — I’ve visited most of the ones listed in the article. Around mid-morning, J.J. Sefton’s Morning Report at Ace of Spades is a must-see, just for the opening monologue, which is always full of piss and vinegar. He gets most of the best stories in there, too.

      I’ve been going to Takimag a lot, too. Jim Goad is a classic American voice.

    • rightymouse says:

      Am very unhappy that Drudge became a Never-Trumper. I LOVED Drudgereport and have gone there every day for YEARS! 😦

      • Koko says:

        Their current headline is Judge Judy backs Bloomberg for President. Who gives a flying shit???? He’s jumped the shark.

        • rightymouse says:

          Matt Drudge is better than this. Am so disappointed. I just hope it’s not because of a new partner who hates Trump.

  17. Octopus says:

    GREAT piece on the biggest RINO in Washington. Such a loser!

    Second-worst person I ever voted for, for President. The “winner” there is Gore. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      What bothers me is just how immature Never-Trump types like Romney behave. Trump won. A Republican is in the White House. They should be happy, but Romney & his ilk behave like babies having tantrums. Makes me wonder what they’re afraid Trump will find out about them.

    • Bunk X says:

      As the Dems are imploding, the Repubs are slitting their wrists in victory. I don’t get it.

  18. Octopus says:

    I ask you: How can you not love Shaq?

    I don’t know anything about the guy’s politics, really, but I do know he used to be a cop in his spare time. That says something. Everytime I see him on TV, he’s doing or saying something hilarious. I don’t think anybody has more good clean and/or dirty fun being rich and famous in America. And then there’s his charity work, which is epic.

    Shaq is a great American.

  19. rightymouse says:

    No comment. 😆

    • OLT, Legendary Status Dutch Uncle says:

      Bob Dylan said you gotta serve somebody.

      I have found this to be true.

      All you atheists have your own little sacred groves and idols.

      Deal with it.

      • Octopus says:

        All humans have a God-sized hole in their psyche, that WILL be filled. With something. You can put crystals in there, or rosaries, or gold, whatever floats your boat, but you have to fill it with something.

  20. rightymouse says:

    Seriously, Fatso? That’s a stupid thing to say, even for you. Idiot.

    • Octopus says:

      But nobody can name even one, that makes any kind of sense. So, let’s have secret hearings with only the most-crazed Democraps! That will work, even though NOTHING has worked for the last two and a half years. No walls closing in, no wheels coming off, and Trump’s programs firmly on track.

    • Koko says:

      He adds such value in his analyses! Hit the tip jar!!!🤣

    • Bunk X says:

      Define “I’m peach-able.”

  21. Octopus says:

    It’s all out in the open, Sleazy Omar’s sneaking around with a married man, who happens to be a kuffir. She drinks, too. Where’s the outrage from the Islamist Po-Po? 😱😂

  22. Octopus says:

    You’re the fattest one, though. Possibly the dumbest, too. Very distinctive, you are. Unmistakable. 😂

  23. Koko says:

    Apparently black fake outraged liberals think they exclusively own the word “lynching” now. Peachable!

  24. Koko says:

    But now there are no black Jack-o-lanterns. They’re being excluded from Halloween!!

    Hey’ba man’ba. Why’ba we’ba bein’ left out’ba?

    • Bunk X says:

      No black cats either.

      • Octopus says:

        No more black licorice. Also exiled from politically correct society, clarinets, tuxedos, bats, charcoal, gorillas, crows, and black widow spiders. The list is being amended as we slumber, by lunatics on the Idiot Left.

  25. Koko says:

    But retractable door handles people. Very sexy. And they’re smart!! They trigger only when the key fob is nearby. So anyone outside without the key can just stand there and watch you burn to death.

    Musk is a moron and his cars are death traps.

    • Octopus says:

      Greatest con-artist of our time, taking advantage of the greatest boondoggle on a worldwide level of all time. Give it up for Elon Musk!

    • rightymouse says:

      She has balance issues, likely caused by neurological problems. I had a stroke in 2009. To this day, I have to be careful going up & down stairs because of balance issues. Her problems are severe.

  26. Koko says:

    BAM! Go ahead and hire her but she’s not coming to any of my meetings.

    It would be really great if the people within the Trump Administration, all well-meaning and good (I hope!), could stop hiring Never Trumpers, who are worse than the Do Nothing Democrats. Nothing good will ever come from them!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 23, 2019

  27. Koko says:

    Bunk have you thought about Tony Clifton as a Halloween party costume? This is Carrey playing him in Man On The Moon. Pretty accurate. You wear this you can say anything to anybody.

    • Bunk X says:

      I’m beyond wearing Halloween costumes, but Tony Clifton would be a classic.

      I showed up at a college party as The Unknown Comic once. I must have done a good job, as I heard a couple of girls say, “Wow! How did you get him to show up?!”

      • Bunk X says:

        Another fun one was when a buddy and I crashed a party, showed up as the snack table. We walked in, backed up to a wall, knelt down and looked at pretty girl’s thighs for the rest of the night.

        • Bunk X says:

          Then there was the time when the missus and I went to a party as Teenage Voodoo Ninja Nuns. I have pictures somewhere.

          • Bunk X says:

            The missus and I almost won a costume contest at a nightclub, until the professional showed up. Up until then we were the crowd favorites as Radioactive Shitheads From The 21st Century.

          • Bunk X says:

            Yep. I’m beyond wearing Halloween costumes.

          • Octopus says:

            One of my faves was when my younger brother and his pal showed up at a Halloween party as gorillas, in rented costumes. They went ape for about an hour, causing much hilarity, until they couldn’t stand the sweaty heads anymore and took off the suits, under which they were both wearing boxer shorts and wifebeater shirts. They were also hammered. 😆

          • Octopus says:

            I love Tony Clifton. He’s a perfect jackass. 😂

          • Bunk X says:

            Some buddies and I cleaned out the costume shop of wolf masks and wolf gloves. We rocked, crashing every campus party we found.

  28. Koko says:

    Drudge’s screeching headline: ‘WE’RE BUILDING A WALL IN COLORADO’

    (Kiddingly) We’re building a Wall in Colorado”(then stated, “we’re not building a Wall in Kansas but they get the benefit of the Wall we’re building on the Border”) refered to people in the very packed auditorium, from Colorado & Kansas, getting the benefit of the Border Wall!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 24, 2019

  29. Koko says:

    This is the horrific and absurd outcome of progressive sexual relativism. The little boy has boy pals and would be mortified if they found out he is dressed up like a girl by his insane mother with his fingernails painted. Read the account of their close family friend who’s spent many hours with the boys (he has a twin) but was disallowed from testifying:

    If you want your kid to commit suicide this is a great way to start.

  30. Koko wowed says:

    Wow. And she throws better than 0bungle too.

  31. Octopus says:

    Fatass is a 6-Percenter! 😆

    Not exactly a desirable club to be in, but at least he’s got some other bitter shut-ins around to bitch about Trump. “Losers Club” would be a good moniker.

  32. dezzez says:

    If you really want to know just how stupid Chuck is, watch him post every single day how scared his enemies are, how the walls are closing in and we have them now.
    Now imagine just how stupid his followers are to lap it up every single day.

    • rightymouse says:

      Rudy scared? Scared of what, Fatso? He used to be mayor of NY. I think he’s used to dealing with just about every asshole imaginable.

      • Octopus says:

        Chonky’s afeared to go outside the bunker. 😂

        • Bunk X says:

          His relatives have to plan ahead for special seating if Charles is going to show up and sit down on anything. Driving him anywhere includes beefing up the leaf springs.

          • Octopus says:

            “Beef On A Leaf,” is the medical slang term used to describe a monstrously-obese pigdog’s fusion to his metal-springed couch or futon. The condition must be surgically remediated, and is sometimes life-threatening. DEATH-THREAT!!1! 😆

          • Bunk X says:

            Yes. That is the term for retrofatting in the automotive industry.

    • Bunk X says:

      73% of 6% of 25% of 40% or something.

  33. rightymouse says:

    I lost count of the reasons I left the party of Donkeys.

  34. Octopus says:

    LeBron needs to go to Remedial Education For Everything. 😂

    • rightymouse says:

      Ten years ago feels like yesterday. 😦

    • Abu bin Squid says:

      I enjoyed that trip down commenter lane. Lots of familiar nice. I saw lopped said, “booga booga”. Was that your nic bunk?

      It was cool to see me listed on Curly’s banned list. Octo and Rightymouse were not on the list yet.

      • Abu Typo says:

        *nics Fucking spellnazi

      • rightymouse says:

        Loppyd was female IIRC. 🙂

      • rightymouse says:

        I got banned when I started posting here. Not that Fatso ever reads here. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          I was banned twice. Once in 2005, for good reason. I begged for it. Again in 2009, when “garycooper” went off the rails and started publicly disputing Lewd-Wank Von Slutshamer’s absurdist theories about Teh Warmening. I was banned personally by Lewd-Wank, who was either granted banning-privileges by then or was an alter of Chonky’s, a theory which has never been disproven to my satisfaction.

        • Bunk X says:

          Took me a while to visit the Mothership (and here) as CJ often claimed that our sites were virus-laden.

          • Octopus says:

            That nasty virus called, “FREEDOM!” 😆

            Chunky trying to control where his posters posted away from the swamp is one of the most incredible feats of fascism since the WWII era. No wonder he’s always accusing others of being Nazis and whatnot. He’s a master projectionist of his own disgusting tendencies, which I’ve known about since ’05. Damn, I wish Nodrog’s account of “Teh Banned” still existed in the Wayback Machine (“The Long, Long Ago”). He had some very nice things to say about me, in regards to my ill-fated rebellion. 😆

        • Bunk X says:

          Killing a bunch of Americans, strafing lifeboats. Virtually unarmed sitting ducks in a war zone who were doing nothing but surveillance. Nothing to see here… It’s only an Egyptian trawler 1/4 the size of the USS Liberty flying the Stars and Stripes.

          • Octopus says:

            I never understood the possible motivation for Israel attacking their greatest benefactor.

          • Bunk X says:

            They wanted no witnesses because they couldn’t depend on McNamara to back them.

            The surviving crew of the USS Liberty was eventually rescued by a USSR ship that obeyed international maritime law. The crew of the Liberty were not allowed to testify in the hearings and that was abhorrent.

            Oh, and I had half a beer last night.

  35. Octopus says:

    Heheh. 😄

    • Octopus says:

      About Scott Raymond Adams
      Scott Adams has an estimated net worth of $75 million. He has amassed mostly of his wealth as the creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation.

      Must be nice to have “Fuck You”-money. 😆

      Right, Chonky? You’re that well-off, surely. I mean, everyone else who had a successful blog back in the ‘Oughts is richer than Croesus, so you must have really cashed in big, too. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Speaking truth to powder. Scott Adams is sentient.

  36. Koko want to enter weight lifting! says:

    Connecticut’s Fastest Women Athletes!!!

  37. Octopus says:

    This is a double-intender joke I understood, back in my callow youth. Oh, the innocence we’ve lost since then! So lamentable. So impossible to regain, barring advanced senile dementia. 😢

    Jesus…remember when you thought Reynolds was the epitome of cool? Yes, you did. Don’t even lie. 😄

  38. rightymouse says:

    Rainy day here in NE Ohio. Made a lovely pot of beef stew. Yummy! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      I made potato soup, with bacon, chives, and your cherce of spicy shredded cheese on top. It was pretty awesome, if I do say so myself. Both of my kids are sick, with the usual seasonal afflictions already, so my wife made visits to both of their homes with soup and motherly love. I stayed home with George and did all the laundry, watched the football, washed out beer bottles for the next batch of homebrew, and took a nap somewhere around 2 pm. An hour at least. So great.

  39. rightymouse says:

    Hubby is watching football and I suspect most of the guys here are too. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      All day, ‘Mouse. Watched the Buckeyes destroy the Cheesemen, then the Spartans get destroyed by the Pedos. Currently, the Wolverines lead the Irish Hosebeasts 10-0, but it’s very early. Raining like crazy here all day, and still raining in Ann Arbor, the wealthiest city in Michigan, but still run by a bunch of hippies.

      I’ve been good all day, but now I’m breaking out the Powers Whiskey for a nightcap. Iron Fist Rule, guide my behavior before the Big Nap.

      • Octopus says:

        I’m not saying anything positive about Michigan, until the game is over. I’ve learned a lesson or two, in recent years. Painful lessons.

      • rightymouse says:

        Hubby’s down in the man cave and I’m in the great room watching Judge Jeanine while sipping Jack & cola. 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          I have the family room with the Good TV, and George sleeping next to the La-Zy-Me. She’s upstairs watching that “90-Day Fiance”-abomination, which I have tried to watch, but just can’t. The people are just too crazy and stupid.

  40. Octopus says:

    As my dear departed mother used to say, who was sporting some rackage of her own, “They’re for feeding the babies. What’s the big deal?”

    Well…never mind. Nothing. Forget it. 😆

  41. Octopus says:

    Michigan laid one on the fraudulent Hosebeasts, but tougher tests await. OSU is unbeatable this year, I’m afraid. MSU will now be looking to validate their whole season against us, which is the usual old state of affairs, no pun intended or perfected. I have no way of knowing which UM team will show up, from week to week.

    In other news, I discovered during my online ramblings that a neighborhood girl I had a brief dalliance with around 1980, when I was 21 and just trying to figure things out with the gal I married, has retired from a long and successful career with the Michigan State Police. Who would have thunk it? She was a short, shapely blonde girl whose Dad owned a donut shop that catered to police and late night flotsam like me at the time. I helped her make the donuts one night, when somebody called in sick and she was freaking out. We were both interested in other people at the time, but when the donuts need to be made, you have to get in there. And I did. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Good! About friggin’ time!!

    • rightymouse says:

      “‘He died after running into a dead-end tunnel, whimpering and crying and screaming all the way,’ Trump continued, adding that Baghdadi drug three of his children with him. ‘They were led to certain death.'”

      • Koko says:

        Showed his true cowardly nature in his final moments, even murdering his children to take the cowards way out. They (the US military) rescued around a dozen other children from the compound. His would have been saved too had he left them. Like bin Laden he had no plans to die himself. Only for others.

        • Octopus says:

          I love when the Muzz filming the raid starts in with the “Allahhh Akhbar”-rigamarole. 😄

          It’s great when one of the diabolical Losers Club gets culled. It doesn’t mean he won’t be replaced by someone as bad or worse, but it’s still nice to know our military recognizes we’re at war and we’re still gunning for their leaders.

  42. Koko says:


  43. rightymouse says:

    Wow! Awesome comment, Fatso! Dumbass.

  44. rightymouse says:

    Oy. I’m guessing you want ISIS to keep killing. Asshole.

  45. Koko says:

    They had him in custody in Iraq but 0bungle freed him when he pulled out at the absolute wrong time.

    • Octopus says:

      Funny…The Unicorn Messiah has been silent regarding this major victory. Is he in mourning, or what? 😄

      • Koko says:

        I suppose it’s a bit awkward when you spied on the current Presidents campaign and tried to frame him. And he mentioned recently publicly that your actions were treasonous. Yep a little awkward.

    • rightymouse says:

      Thanks. Had forgotten about that. But Obama won’t be blamed because he was our 2nd black President. Clinton was our first if I remember correctly.

  46. rightymouse says:

    Ok. I have a headache now.

  47. Octopus says:

    WaPo evolving the story furiously! 😂😂😂😂

    • Koko says:

      They had to change it because none of their remaining readers know what “austere” means and none of their Instagram friends do either.

  48. rightymouse says:

    Football again today. Cleveland Browns are playing the Patriots?

    • Koko says:

      Heh heh. Yeah. Home game for the Pats! Our Bungles just reached 0 – 8 against the Rams. It’s OK. They’re all rich and have pretty wives. The Pats OTOH are reaching for 8 – 0 against our division “rivals”, the hapless 2 – 4 Browns. LOL 🤣

      • Koko says:

        Hey looks like Octo’s Lions eked out a win.

        • Octopus says:

          Really? I didn’t watch the game. Took a nap, instead. Felt great!

          The Lions are just good enough to play an occasional spoiler role this year, not enough to warrant any kind of serious fandom. They will spoil all your Sundays, if you let them. In other words, “SOL,” which everyone around here knows as “Same Old Lions.” 😦

  49. Koko says:

    Orgy Girl
    To the tune of Georgy Girl

    Hey there, Orgy girl
    Swingin’ Congress halls so fancy-free
    Nobody you meet could ever guess you bang the staff
    Hey there, Orgy girl
    Why do all the bongs get passed to you?
    Could it be a penchant for high or is it the clothes you don’t wear?
    You’re always partner shopping but never stopping to buy
    So show those kinky feathers and fly a little bit
    Hey there, Orgy girl
    There’s another sex toy deep inside
    Your picture’s on the website Would You Bang My Wife?
    The world can see a new Orgy girl
    Hey there, Orgy girl
    Dreaming; of your colleagues inappropriately
    You can always give them extra bonus money
    Life is just a throuple, you can always run away
    Don’t be so bold and reckless to yourself
    It’s time…

    writer Koko the Gorilla

    • Octopus says:


      Good song! So sad, she was forced to resign by her party. I guess now she can focus her boundless sexual energy on pursuing every warm body within a 30-mile radius. One orifice closes, another one opens up…

      • Koko says:

        I heard she won because she was backed with Soros big money so I don’t have a lot of sympathy. She was honest about being bi but she didn’t display any common decency or boundries.

        • rightymouse says:

          I’ve only known one bi-sexual in my life & I can tell you that he is nothing like Katie Hill. He became an extremely successful executive and remains a dear friend. Katie, on the other hand, is totally effed up.

  50. Koko says:

    Look up moron in the dictionary. The replies on Twitter are awesome!

    He may have died a coward @realDonaldTrump but ALL living things suffer when they are blown up. Anyone who has experienced warfare, unlike yourself, would know that. War is brutal. Dogs are brave, bold, loyal, loving and healing.— Jamie Lee Curtis (@jamieleecurtis) October 27, 2019

  51. Koko says:

    As if it weren’t bad enough in sport. This kind of generous gender political correctness being pushed by the insane liberals is being used by criminals to confuse while they’re on the loose. A “woman” (with a full beard mind you) set a lady on fire in a Taco Bell and went on the run. To read some of the news stories you would be on the lookout for a woman. Or at best confused if you see the picture of a fully bearded man who supposedly identifies as a woman.

    And this. They put a man who identifies as a woman in a women’s prison. FOR RAPE. Of course he promptly began raping the other inmates. Idiots.

    Feminists have long argued that the gender-identity industry, and its transgender ideology, will hide the scale of male violence against women by helping criminal men disguise themselves as women.

    For example, Breitbart News reported in October 2018 that a “predatory and controlling” biologically male rapist had been jailed for life after attacking vulnerable female inmates in women’s prisons.

    The name, who legally changed sex and renamed himself as Karen White, was previously known as Stephen Wood. Ina trial, he admitted sexually assaulting the women in a female prison, as well as raping another two women outside jail, at Leeds Crown Court, PA reports.

  52. Koko says:

    Always remember…. I mean never forget….

    • Octopus says:

      I used to really like that song, when it was popular on the radio. Weird and stupid, but very catchy. 🙂

  53. Koko says:

    Then again things could be worse. We could be in AUSTRALIA. Koko not wish that on anyone, even Demoncraps. OK maybe just Demoncraps.

    • Octopus says:

      You can also be arrested Down Under for mocking Teh Warmening. Or so I’ve heard.

      • Koko says:

        I watched the whole episode. It’s fricking hilarious and off the hinges from beginning to end. The dude with the sun glasses is like an Aussie Cheech Marin.

  54. Octopus says:

    This clip serves as a very close metaphor for what Chonky did to his blog, when he cratered it completely. If Farley was a hundred pounds heavier and five times as ugly, he’d serve as a very good stunt double for Icky, The Idiot Circus Boy.

  55. KGB says:

    Maybe this video has popped up in your recommends too — Youtube’s algorithm is fairly unimaginative — but I enjoyed this. I was never a fan of Arsenio, and here he does pull out the race card, but this was a very enjoyable takedown of the early gay mafia. If he pulled this today he’d have to grab his ankles for the for the alphabet soup crowd.

  56. rightymouse says:

    BUNK!! I saw on the news that the 405 was a mess (more than usual) because of fires, etc. Hope you’re ok!!

    • Octopus says:

      My friend in LA is right up the hill from WeHo, and they’re smelling some heavy smoke, but not in danger of fire so far. Pretty scary, when the fires are threatening city areas. 😱💩

    • Bunk X says:

      Yeah. Stepped outside this morning to a pure blue sky, then I looked north, saw some brown haze far away. I thought it was a remnant of a brush fire east of L.A. AM Radio said otherwise, and as I approached Santa Monica I saw the smoke plume emanating from west of the Getty Museum.

      Wilshire Boulevard looked foggy this morning, but it was smoke and ash. Smelled like a Boy Scout Jamboree. Lotta people walking around with face filters. One guy I work with was trapped – couldn’t evacuate due to multiple street closures.

      On the plus side, traffic was light.

      • Octopus says:

        I’m picturing a classic LA traffic shitshow, with people stuck on the highway and the smoke and embers raining down, visibility waning…ooohh, scary!

        Be safe! Not just now, but in a few months when the mudslides appear. 😯

  57. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s begging bowl is still stuck on stupid.

    $9,870 raised of $20,000 goal

  58. Octopus says:

  59. Octopus says:

    Because some Washington shitlibs booed him at a baseball game? BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHH!!1!

  60. Octopus says:

    Willow Smith weighs in with some pithy gravitas about musics:

    Smith’s long term goal may be to become self-sufficient and live away from civilization but there’s a more immediate ambition which she wants to achieve first: exploring her understanding of music through a completely different perspective. 

    “I want to rocket my knowledge and intelligence about specifically the science of music,” Smith told Rolling Stone in a 2017 interview. The art of music is something Smith feels she totally gets, but the science behind music is a completely different story — it’s not an area where she feels totally comfortable. “I’m such a right-brained person that coming at me with logic rooted in creativity takes time for me to get comfortable with that and understand the logistics of my creativity.”

    Ummkay. 😆

  61. Octopus says:

    What are YOU doing about it, Chonky? Drinking warm pee out of a reclaimed Mountain Dew bottle? That’s something, I guess.

    I happened to catch a few moments of TMZ today, where they basically blamed the fires on Teh Warmening. Because the torrential rains of the past couple of years haven’t turned the desert of California into a tropical rainforest, I guess. Nothing to do with the complete lack of underbrush management and sparking wires due to neglect of their electrical grid, as they chase the wind and sun like gibbering cavemen, hoping to appease the Angry Menopausal Earth Mommy.

  62. dezzez says:

    Fat blogger explodes in a flaming pile of grease.