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84 Comments on “Charles’ Awesome Content Is Awesome.”

  1. windbag says:

    The fool doesn’t realize that the left is rioting in the streets, harassing innocent citizens, and essentially waging a civil war because their gal lost the election three years ago, does he?

  2. Koko says:

    Can you tell Chunky’s tired of losing? He thought libturds would win forever when he went traitor. Now the Unicorn Messiah is a lazy outsider with no power. And Rotten Klingon is a bitter old hag blaming anyone and anything for being an uninspiring bad candidate. And Chonk is the worst kind of loser with no following, raging tiny dickedly on Twitter. Glad we were never friends on LGF fucker Chonk. And don’t get any ideas about changing back.

  3. Koko says:

    Donnie has absolutely no idea what impeachment really is. He just knows it’s something bad that’s about to happen t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    4 hours ago

    To Demoncrap losers like you! 😆. And golly he’s so dumb he doesn’t even understand monetary and trade policy or business. You were just bitching recently about someone wrecking into your 15 yr old gas guzzling SUV!! Do you know a basis point from a baconator sandwhich? You’re broke as a joke but whine all day on Twitter like you know anything.

    • Octopus says:

      Mmmm…Baconator!! 🙂

      I didn’t eat enough yesterday, trying to offset the piggishness of the day before. I’m starving this morning. I would love a pile of bacon.

    • Arachne says:

      My guess is they were trying the Kavanaugh strategy – first one, then another. Schifty is sticking with the game plan even though the transcript is out there.

  4. Koko says:

    Wow. Has anyone else noticed Gus is doing nothing but music posts? He seemed to really sour on his leftie Twitter pals. Hey Gus it’s the whole laying down with fleas thing. Your mistake was following dishonest, disingenuous Chonky to start with. He doesn’t believe anything. He was just trying to make money on the internet. He stands for nothing. You could have come over here and had a blast. Liberals are a depressing neurotic lot. You could even insult us and we would just think it’s funny.

    • Octopus says:

      Gus is a sad case. He’ll be back to ragging on Trump today, because he hates hearing good economic news when none of it trickles down to his sorry bum ass, getting hammered every day while living on Twitter. Credit to him for seeing through his Idiot Left-pals, most of the time these days. They really, really hate him. 😆

      As always, there’s an open invitation for him to come here and post, even though he’s sworn he’d cut his dick off first. Or something like that…maybe eat a bag of dick-shaped clams first. 😉

  5. Octopus says:

    The age-old, “When Harry Met Sally”-argument came up the other day at a family gathering, when one of my nieces started joking about how her husband has too many female friends at work, while she’s at home raising the kids. He was quick to assure her there was nothing to worry about, it’s 2019 and people are too scared of harassment suits to pursue romance at the office, and besides men and women can be mature and just be friends. Well…dude. There is a little bit of truth in that, but science is science, and millions of years of evolution have screwed people’s brains up in ways that would blow your mind. I had to nearly bite my tongue right off, to stop from saying too much about this subject.

    Here’s a decent treatment of the topic:
    https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/men-and-women-cant-be-just-friends/

    Basically, men and women COULD be just friends, if it wasn’t for men. Men think all women are attracted to them, if they so much as nod or say, “Good morning.” An evolved (domesticated) man, such as myself (ahem), recognizes this trait in himself and tells himself to wait it out, his instant crush will fade, and he doesn’t want to get divorced and ruin his life, lose his family, etc. Get a grip, man! (insert masturbation joke here)

    • Koko says:

      The key thing in my mind is women at work are our friends and colleagues. We should not objectify them in the workplace. They are often young and dressed well better than our wives who are staying home, busting butt with kids and house and dogs.

      Funny show from few a years ago that encapsulates our male mid-life crises. Mine hit me like a ton of bricks. The first episode is killer funny. Clunes is so excellent and totally gets the corporate situation even though he’s actually a good-looking actor.

    • rightymouse says:

      Actually, men & women CAN be just friends. Even if the men aren’t gay. Bossman & I became very close friends & he never hit on me. Our affection for one another is more like Father/Daughter. He’s 99 years old now. A boyfriend from when I was in my early 20’s is still a very dear friend. He has his own life & I have mine, but we adore each other – as friends.

      • rightymouse says:

        This is the kind of stuff ex-boyfriend emails to me. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          A purist would say that the 99-year-old entertained private thoughts of a ‘Mouse-y intrigue, and the ex-boyfriend is just keeping his hand in. But I’m no purist! Exceptions make the rule.

          As the SA article discusses, women always underestimate the attraction felt by the male who’s in the friend-zone, and the men always overestimate (completely!) the attraction felt for them by the female. Because men think with their little head.

          • rightymouse says:

            My boss is/was a hound-dog. He’s on wife #3 who isn’t very bright & looks like Ivana Trump (plastic surgery) and he told me he liked her because she was good in bed. He never appealed to me that way & my being married with 5 kids to take care of, it was a non-starter. 🙂 Also, I’m very picky. Ex-boyfriend left me for someone he was ‘in love with’. Romantic/googly stuff – whereas our idea of a great afternoon together was playing Scrabble and drinking wine.

        • Koko says:

          Hah. The dreaded Thesaurus. I see what he/you did there. 😆

        • Bunk X says:

          That is so like a canine female adverb / adjective abbreviated with an apostrophe.

  6. Octopus says:

  7. Octopus says:

    The Idiot Left thinks “impeachment” means Trump will be removed from office, rather than the real meaning of the term right now, which is “The Idiot Left will continue to cover itself in shame and defeat, and make the moderates hate them even more.” 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Clinton was impeached by the House & not the Senate, which is what will happen with Trump if the House Donkeys are stupid enough to move forward.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impeachment_of_Bill_Clinton

        • rightymouse says:

          Pelosi HAS to know this will hurt her.

          • Bunk X says:

            Nothing can hurt plastic.

          • Bunk X says:

            On the other hand, she’s not teflon.

          • Bunk X says:

            She’s so like a canine female adverb / adjective abbreviated with an apostrophe.

          • Arachne says:

            I think Pelosi is LIVID at this moment. I think Schiff sold her a complete bill of goods on what was in the phone call and even the entire nature and scope of the weaselblower’s knowledge. So she goes out on a limb and Schiff gets completely SCREWED when Trump does the unthinkable and releases the Transcript. He wasn’t supposed to. So when the hearing started, Schiff didn’t bother to change his previously written remarks and then went on the record with a transcript that was pure fiction, only to change it to PARODY when he’s called on it. Except it’s not parody. He intended for America to believe this was the essence of the call.

            Meanwhile, Pelousy is now stuck with her “impeachment inquiry” and egg on her face because she supported Schiff. NOW add to that the details of Shiffty’s dealings with the weaselblower coming to light and he’s now a fact witness. So here comes Shiffty with the Kavanaugh playbook, somehow thinking that two more weaselblowers will have weight. We have the TRANSCRIPT you dumbfuck.

      • Arachne says:

        No impeachment has never resulted in removal from office. And the other thing Fatass forgets is that this is NOT an official impeachment inquiry, despite what Nazi Pelousy calls it. She has no formal House Floor Vote authorizing an inquiry, and until then, and until the formal rules are being applied where not only are Republicans allowed to issue subpoenas and the President’s legal team is allowed to be present when witnesses are questioned.

        • rightymouse says:

          Thanks, Arachne! Your legal analysis is much appreciated!!!!! Also, I concur with your take on Pelosi & Shifty. I think he screwed her & she’s pissed but has to keep soldiering on.

  8. Octopus says:

    Good choice, Gus! Both the song, and your possible move to a place where your bad habits won’t be enabled. Or, maybe, a place where you won’t freeze to death every winter. The streets of San Francisco are nice this time of year — I hear they’ll even help you set up your tent, near the bus station. Bring some nose-plugs…you’ll thank me, later.

  9. Koko says:

    Nice 12 bar blues. Was there a brief interlude outside the traditional I IV V I form? I think there was. Anyway Gus get the the hell out of Denver before you freeze your feet off and bitch about yuppies some more.😎

    • Octopus says:

      I went to 12 blues bars one night, back in the ‘80’s…I mean, I’m too dumb to know anything but this is a great Seger song, that makes you drive too fast. The version on “Live Bullet” is the best, but there are a surprising number of covers out there on the YouTube.

      • rightymouse says:

        Just LOOK at all I missed by not growing up in America! 😦

        • Octopus says:

          Yeah, we also used to smoke “Thai Sticks” back in the ’70’s. I mean, we were internationally swayve and de-boner. 😉

          • rightymouse says:

            I puffed on one once and it was ‘meh’. Thank goodness drugs never appealed to me. They were all over the place while I was growing up!

          • Octopus says:

            There were all kinds of drugs around in the ’70’s in the Detroit area, all the way out to Ann Arbor. I tried most of them, but not heroin. I’m glad I drew the line. A lot of people didn’t.

            There was only one guy I knew who could get real Thai Sticks from Thailand, and he was a junkie who got kicked out of the Army during Vietnam. The cost was prohibitive, compared to all the cheap weed and pills that were around. I smoked some a couple of times, and it was a little too strong for me — I liked to party, not get KO’d. I didn’t know it was dipped in opium. Boy, you just can’t trust junkie drug dealers to give you all the info. 😆

            https://hightimes.com/grow/the-history-of-the-thai-stick/

      • Koko says:

        I read this 3 times and just now got it 😆. You went to 12 blues bars…I’m dumb too. LOL!

        • Octopus says:

          I used to go to a folk/blues bar called The Ark in Ann Arbor, where all the traveling folkies and bluesmen would play when they were in town. I saw a lot of guys who were legends to the connoisseurs, mostly aging hippies around ’79-’82. I was more into hard rock at the time, but this was a really great place to sit around and booze it up with some authentic, road-worn musicians. Gordon Lightfoot came in one night after a “real concert” at a big venue there, and tried to play, but he was too drunk. That was almost a great show. 🙂

  10. Octopus says:

    Actual Advice Mallard has a message for you, Chonks:

    • Bunk X says:

      Charlie Don’t Surf

      • Koko says:

        He was hoping to get out to one of those tankers he takes pictures of. Didn’t pan out for him with the boogie board.

        • Octopus says:

          This guy made a real effort, though. Got off the couch and everything. Chonky’s still fused to his, the degenerate twit. 😄

          • rightymouse says:

            I noticed the guy lost his pants crashing in the water. Is that called an ass-wipe? If so, I’m sure Fatso could use one. 🙄

          • Octopus says:

            What he needs down there, after the couchectomy, is major… I don’t even want to get into it. I just ate.

  11. Octopus says:

    😁

  12. rightymouse says:

    My thoughts on Erdogan and Syria. Trump is daring Erdogan to stick his dick out & pay the price. The US always has options.

  13. Octopus says:

    Actually, the former is your current occupation. That, and the enuresis. Getting a little ripe in the bunker there, Chonky. Is it too late for a gut-reno?

    • poteen2 says:

      He doesn’t care where you are Charlie. Nobody does. Just so you know.
      And yes, he’s aware of the Democrat chaos he’s caused.

      • Bunk X says:

        “He doesn’t care where you are Charlie.”

        But we do. When you stop tweeting for 15 minutes, we get worried.

        • rightymouse says:

          Also we sorry about Gussy. He’s been off Twitter for over 20 hours!! 😯

          • dezzez says:

            He probably forgot to take his phone out of his soiled shorts before putting them in the dishwasher.

          • Octopus says:

            He might be dead. 😱

          • dezzez says:

            Gus aint dead, just got a time-out for wishing other people were.
            He really didnt, but he should know how the Twitter mob rules work by now.
            Him and Chuck have used the report button to get people banned enough to know it works.

          • rightymouse says:

            Never, ever, wish a Progressive to stop breathing on Twitter. Ever. Trump & Republicans are ok to wish dead by any method. Just to be clear.

          • Bunk X says:

            Dezzez. Help yourself to the beer in the fridge. Great catch.

  14. Koko says:

    As Foster Brooks once said, don’t make me swerve all the way off the sidewalk.

  15. Koko says:

    Chonk finally gets a real job as an undercover cop.

  16. Koko says:

    Watching the Browns be destroyed by SanFran sicko. Another in our division that are just awful. If I were that young QB Mayfield whatever sounds like a bourbon brand I’d say TRADE ME. They’re just going to get you hurt. Carson Palmer when he was here in Cinci finally said enough is enough. They got him badly hurt once by the then thuggish Steelers. So he wisely headed West where he thrived and did great. It seems teams around here don’t protect the damn QB. They were really talking up the Browns at the beginning of the show but the outcome is nearly shocking. West coast teams are WAY better. How many times do we need to be humiliated? Roll the R’s.

  17. rightymouse says:

    You would have made a lousy attorney, Fatso. Stick to crappy music.

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    • rightymouse says:

      Nada is absolutely correct. Fatso is trying to deflect from the issue of Warren’s conflicting stories.

      • Bunk X says:

        I want to hear more about Warren’s Oklahoma Cherokee Clambakes.

        • Octopus says:

          Family lore has it that Great-Granny Poke-A-Rumpas was the squaw who shoved the arrow up General Custer’s behind after the battle of Little Bighorn. You have to get a few beers into Lieawatha before she’ll relay that story, with a smattering of “Indian-sounding” phrases thrown in for color.

  20. Bunk X says:

    Somebody gets to play “motorboat.”

    • Octopus says:

      I know it’s a bit nauseating to a lot of conservatives to see Dubya being embraced like a kindly dotard uncle by libturds these days, including the likes of Moochelle, Ellen Degeneres and others who would have stabbed him in public ten years ago. Me, I’m okay with the old coot getting some love, even if the source is not ideal. He took a lot of abuse, and from all appearances, he seems to be a genuinely nice guy. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but very amiable and well-meaning. Not like our current President, who’s all mean and edgy. The asshole we need in the WH, and who I can’t wait to vote for again! 😆

      • Koko says:

        What a joke. She’s looking for a pillow to suffocate Chimpy McHitler. You think we’ve forgotten your treachery after 9/11 libturds?