Charles Johnson Seems To Be Seemingly Awesome (or so it seems).

That seems to be some serious Johnson babble fodder above.

Charles seems to be seeming to say something seemingly brilliant, but it also seems that he’s only seeming to say so. Seems to me that that (((huggy))) response tweet seems just like something someone would say whose initials are “Charles Johnson.”

Charles, please seem to be sentient.

211 Comments on “Charles Johnson Seems To Be Seemingly Awesome (or so it seems).”

  1. Octopus says:

    He’s such a jabroni. 😆

    Here, he retweets some more justification for the beating and, potentially, killing of the great young gay Asian journalist, Andy Ngo. Because he uncovers the vile tactics, funding and intent of Chonky’s heroes in the Antifaggoo Mom’s Basement Brigade.

    • Octopus says:

      Andy’s twitter-feed is well worth keeping an eye on, btw. He deserves the support of all good Americans.

    • windbag says:

      “…Nazis, facists & violent white nationalists are not the real problem…”

      Those are real problems. The thing is, the first two groups are all on the left and are growing, cheered on by the DNC and the MSM. The third group is maybe 23 guys and dwindling.

  2. Octopus says:

    They were most definitely NOT innocent, you lying sacks of Idiot Left-goo.

    • Arachne says:

      Hey fatso, so did everyone else in New York, based on the information they were given. Someone we were all supposed to believe that they were innocent just because… was an age before DNA and all evidence. Fatso wasn’t living in New York City when these “wilding” attacks were going on and has no damn idea what was going on.

  3. Octopus says:

    Chonky’s still butthurt over that less-than-complimentary article about his fat ass, lo these many years ago. And why hasn’t there been any follow-up piece? 😆

    Here’s the follow-up: Who in the hell was that mysterious woman who brought fruit and water to the reporter, while Fatass lounged in his grody black t-shirt and soiled sweatpants?

    • Arachne says:

      All I remember was that he called her “his fiance” and poor Sharmutta was as heartbroken as it gets. It was only a matter of time before the Clod from Culver City kicked her off his site.

    • Bunk X says:

      He’s referring to the “disorganized Nuremberg Rally” op ed.

      • Bunk X says:

        They included a graphic of the magical jazzy ponytail exploding.

      • ‘Still, if you read L.G.F. today, you will find it hard to miss the paradox that a site whose origins, and whose greatest crisis, were rooted in opposition to totalitarianism now reads at times like a blog version of “Animal Farm.” ‘

        • Bunk X says:

          Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs has always been Animal Farm. He just camouflaged it for a few years, and many of us (including myself) bought into it.

  4. Octopus says:

    I love it when Fat Drunk Gus gets all, “Get off my lawn, Lefties!” He’ll be doing penance for it later today, back to making unsupported attacks on Trump and conservatives in general. 😆

    Far left white people will no decide what defines Hinduism as long as it adheres to western white leftist politics. So sad.
    4 hours ago
    Leftists are just mad that Nazis killed more Jews than they wanted to kill under the Soviet Union.
    4 hours ago
    99 percent of Democrats didn’t watch the Modi thing.
    4 hours ago
    I don’t care about these kids.…
    4 hours ago
    If not get rid of them like back in the good old days.…
    5 hours ago
    You’re still going to lose.
    5 hours ago
    5 hours ago
    It’s still GLBT and not LGBT because even if men are gay they’re still men.
    5 hours ago

  5. an1search says:

    What universe does this Mariah Blake idjit inhabit?

    Am I supposed to know them? (don’t want to assume pronouns).

    • OLT. Debate Moderator, Bridge Climbing Instructor, Adult Babysitter says:

      Sorry, this is OLT, not the poor person identified by this silly software using my fat-fingered input. Grrr.

      • rightymouse says:

        She’s a lefty apologizer for other lefty shitwads.

  6. Octopus says:

    She spent the day backtracking from her original tweet, then referred to “threats” and blocked everyone who disagreed with her idiocy. It’s like Chonky has a female twin! 😂

  7. Octopus says:

    Autumn is the greatest! I have always loved it, and look forward to winter as well. I told you, Gus — stock up on space heaters in the summer, and you won’t freeze your fat ass off in the winter.

  8. Octopus says:


    • OLT, Legendary Status Dutch Uncle says:


      Of course they’re going to rig their primary.

      And yes, they will lose to Trump. They’re running complete idiots, and they know it. Hence the desperate three years of lies and smears.

      How’s that working out for you???

  9. Octopus says:


    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆

      • OLT, Legendary Status Dutch Uncle says:

        You can get one in 50 cal. It ain’t a Ma Deuce, but it is a fifty caliber nonetheless.

        • Octopus says:

          I didn’t know they had a .50 cal, OLT. That’s a serious piece. Would be kind of heavy, too.

          A work-friend of mine invited me to go shooting with him one of these weekends — he has a S&W 500, and a Taurus “Raging Judge” that shoots the .454 Casull, along with .45 and .410 shotgun shells. Sounds like fun, and a sore hand. 🙂

          Note: I’m a little leery of shooting with him, because he drinks a lot on the weekends.

    • dezzez says:

      Oh wow, the .50 cal version, impressive, those come with the flame thrower AND the ICBM attachment.

    • Arachne says:

      Wonder if it weighed MORE or LESS than that flag that we planted on Mars…..

  10. Octopus says:

    Is it time to spank this dumb little brat and send her to her room? I mean… 😆

  11. Octopus says:

    Chonky was moved to tears. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Somebody noted a certain similarity to a certain someone…

      Much like Chonky Hisself, who has often been compared to this lovely child:

    • dezzez says:

      Color me shocked, fatass using a child being manipulated for blog hits.

      • poteen2 says:

        I don’t think she’s being manipulated by her parents or anyone for that matter. This is what she wants and her parents are likely afraid of her to an extent. It’s easier to ride along in the million dollar experimental boats and have dinner paid by the enviromorons who book her speaking engagements than teach the kid. I think she’s just a rotten overindulged brat and it shows in her incessant anger and ignorance.

        • Abu says:

          Interesting take. Thanks for that. I had wanted to her parents waterboared for inflicting the planet with this arrogant little shit. I feel better now.

        • Bunk X says:

          Her parents are whoring her out for their own financial interests. THAT is obvious.

    • poteen2 says:

      Loony logic.
      IPCC is a UN construct. IPCC says we’re all gonna die. She believes the IPCC.
      UN invites her to speak.
      So she gets all mad and scoldy with the UN.
      Like a 16 year old will scare or guilt a bunch of international extortionists with no real ability or responsibility into anything other than a snicker.
      But she’s a brave symbol of a brave symbolic symbolism. Or something.
      In 20 years she’ll be a snowbound symbol of pudgy Nordic motherhood with 4 kids wishing for some warming. And that no one remembers.
      And Charlie loves it.

      • ISTE says:

        I now totally agree with serious gun control and background checks.

        In my world she wouldn’t even qualify to own a bendy plastic straw.

  12. Octopus says:

    Chonky has deleted his tweets attacking Ivanka for having nipples visible under her blouse, an “offense” the Idiot Left is all over today as if it was some kind of conspiracy-plot directed by Trump Himself. They’re so pathetic! Whatever happened to the feminist plea to “Free The Nipple?”

    • ISTE says:

      Breastfeeding in public OK.

      Now I wish I had not Googled this one. I think it was last week a city or a state approved women to walk around topless. It was one of those “Free The Nipple” lawsuits or something.

      They approved it. Females over the age of eleven can go topless in public.

      I made a BIG mistake. To try to find the story about it I searched for “topless as young as 11”

      Now I am going to be in serious trouble……..

      The point was going to be nipples are OK to show. Except nipples on a mature clothed woman.

    • dezzez says:

      “OMG, a woman has nipples, lets call her a slut”
      You never fail to be a lowlife Chuck.

  13. dezzez says:

    Gus, you fat drunk moron, I can promise you that will get you some attention.

  14. ISTE says:

    Greta is not flashing her headlamps.

    She is kind of turning on her turn lights.

    But she is only 16.

    AND SHE WAS AT THE UN!!!!!!!!

  15. Octopus says:

    It’s worth noting that ANY criticism of Greta’s hysterical ignorance about climate change is viciously reprimanded by Idiot Left Twitter-Gestapo, for “attacking a child!” Her idiocy would kill lots of people and cost trillions, but let’s not hurt her delicate adolescent feewings. 😆

    Remember when the Left was outraged a few years back because poor, elderly people in France were dying in the summer heat due to lack of AC? Yeah, that was a real thing.

    • ISTE says:

      Also you can not say anything critical of her or challenge her message because she has some sort of asparagus thing

      • Bunk X says:

        Yeah, she’s got most of the bases covered, but she’s white and european. They need to find an asian autistic gay drama major whose ancestors never owned slaves to do this stuff.

        • Octopus says:

          Speaking of Asian, it occurs to me that it would be enlightening for the little firebrand to do a similar speaking-tour in China, the source of most of the world’s ocean-plastic and builder of all the new coal-fired power plants. 😆

  16. Octopus says:

    Vox and others manufactured-outrage over Trump’s funny response to the Swedish Meatball’s crazy outburst at the UN, was funnier than the ludicrous speech. 😂😂😂😂

  17. Octopus says:

    But, damn! That’s hilarious!!1! 😂

  18. Octopus says:


  19. dezzez says:

    Case number 120039398 of we have him now, submitted this day 9/24/1019 for mockery.

    • Octopus says:

      Ooh, the walls are falling off, and the wheels are closing in! 😱

      Meanwhile, Trump says he’ll just release the full, unredacted transcript of the phone call with the Ukrainian prez, and the Idiot Left responds with full-on panic! 😂😂😂😂

      • rightymouse says:

        That’s my guess. So far,Trump has never done anything except where liberals and media wind up looking like fools.

    • Bunk X says:

      “Ooh, the walls are falling off, and the wheels are closing in!”
      The rails are off the train. This may be the pointing tip.

  20. OLT's Yeah But This Ain't Sweden Darlin' says:

    If I felt in need of a damaged 16-year-old to chew my ass, I would have:

    1) Married your mom or at least knocked her up at the appropriate time
    2) Spent a good portion of my life providing for you
    3) Raised you just like your daddy did, with an apparent complete deficit of attention
    4) And sent you to a state-run indoctrination center to have your head filled with mush while I pursued my own goals

    As it turns out, I don’t, and I didn’t.

    Good luck with your life. Stay out of mine.


    • Octopus says:

      “If I felt in need of a damaged 16-year-old to chew my ass…”

      Dude! That’s so illegal! Don’t go there. 😱

  21. Octopus says:

    This is rich! I love the part where soon-to-be-disgraced “election guru” Nate Silver comes in and doubles-down on Clinton being a shoo-in for victory. And the a-hole talking puppets going on about Trump appealing to “the Budweiser crowd, the older, whiter people without any education.” Oh, man…I fear we will never feel such magic again, in our lives. (sniff)

    • rightymouse says:

      I pray that someone is working on an impeachment video and posts it when this crap blows up.

      • Bunk X says:

        Okay, so they’re focusing on a small pimple of a county in Florida to predict that Trump’s gonna lose. Hunh.

        • Bunk X says:

          Every candidate Lonnie Scuggins ever voted for has been elected.

          • Octopus says:

            They never reversed themselves to call Florida for Trump. There’s a “next”-video on the Youtube, covering the next couple of hours of ABC coverage, where they sit around and mourn the loss of the country, the shame of it all, with a couple of talking cadavers rattling their bony gums about “What have we done?!” It’s also glorious. 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            But..but..Hillary spent a lot of time & campaign money wooing Florida!! She HAD TO WIN!!! Gawd, these liberal news people are dense.

          • Bunk X says:

            “Those Liberal News People” know exactly what they’re doing.

  22. Octopus says:

    Trump specifically said, “unredacted,” you fat lying tub of reeking goo. Oh, and why haven’t you mentioned Brother Biden’s refusal to release the transcripts of his own tete-a-tete with Ukrainian officials, regarding his son? You done been tossed one of them old-fashioned tar-babies, Chonky — good luck getting that Gorilla Glue precursor off your fat little hands. 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    Like a stopped-clock is smarter than a box of broken clock-parts.

  24. rightymouse says:

    Will Fatass actually read the transcript of the Ukraine phone call?

  25. rightymouse says:

    • Octopus says:

      Well, that’s that. In a sane world, I mean. In this world, watch the Idiot Left try to spin this into another Russiagate. 😂

  26. rightymouse says:

  27. Octopus says:


  28. Octopus says:

    Yes, you are insane. Certifiable, I would wager. 😂

  29. Octopus says:

    This Seamus Muldoon fella writes a limerick a day, it seems. I think I’ll start checking his output on the regular. 🙂

    Wednesday, September 25, 2019


    She spoke before the whole United Nations
    Demanding we pay climate reparations
    Her knickers in a Twist
    (What the dickens have I missed?)
    That little girl has Greta Expectations

    How about another, in honor of our new friend Mikayla? Pray to God that nothing like this befalls her triumphant boo-tay.


    Sunday, September 15, 2019


    A boating incident at Lake McMaster
    When a skinny dipper needed to swim faster
    A speed boat took a bump
    The propeller hit her rump
    The outcome in a single word?…’disaster’

  30. Octopus says:

    Chonky is in seventh-heaven right now, thinking there’s finally going to be a real impeachment and then removal of Trump, in chains. It’s kind of touching, that he’s this stupid. It will be loads of fun mocking him mercilessly as yet another failed witch-hunt washes up on the rocks, to be picked apart by scavenger birds. 😆

  31. Bunk X says:

    For you Black Mirror fans, check this out.

    Lockheed Martin New Toys from Jack Lillywhite on Vimeo.

  32. Bunk X says:

    Our phone rang a while ago, and I was invited to participate in a “Live Town Hall” telephone meeting with California congresswoman Karen Bass (D) about Trump Impeachment.

    I figured I’d play. All I heard were 2 minute inane rants interspersed with planted caller questions. After about 15 minutes of listening to her idiocy I hung up. I never got to ax her, “Madame Congresswoman, since everyone now knows the actual content of Trump’s conversation with the Ukrainian president, in your opinion, why hasn’t Speaker Nancy Pelosi called for a Vote for Impeachment on the floor of the House?”

  33. Bunk X says:

    Mr. Non Seqitur rides again.

      • Octopus says:

        I went to a Halloween party as Zippy The Pinhead, and lost a narrow decision to Fred Flintstone for winning costume. I mean, “Fred” had the giant head, and the costume he’d rented — I designed my whole outfit. I will try to find a pic. It was kind of epic. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          Btw…is there anything less funny or topical than “Xanax Nixon?” I don’t think so. I think Chonky may have topped himself, for worst comedic premise ever. It doesn’t begin to make any kind of sense. Are the X’s supposed to provide the yuks?

        • Bunk X says:

          Kudos on getting the Zippy reference, and x 11 for pulling it off.

          I was invited to a Halloween party in the early ’80s, and my costume was a rock band. Brought all my a-hole buddies with me as backup musicians and roadies.

          Worst choice of a costume was a white wall snow tire with chains. Almost got the crap beat out of me.

          • rightymouse says:

            I went once as a necrophiliac with a sign on my back that said ‘dead people need love too’.

          • Koko says:

            I once went as Uncle Dad replete with overalls and blacked out teeth. That’s some nasty wrong shit. Everyone loved it. Back in the day when everyone wasn’t a pussy who needs a safe room.

          • Bunk X says:

            Okay, the missus and I attended a party as Teenage Voodoo Ninja Nuns. Beat that.

          • Octopus says:

            I’m still looking for my Zippy-costume pics, but there are a lot of photo albums in the basement. I mean, I told my wife to look “in her free time,” but she doesn’t have a lot of that useful commodity, it turns out. I might have to go look myself, tomorrow.

  34. rightymouse says:

    Whistleblower’s complaint is now available. Dude/dudette was not a direct witness but is regurgitating colleague meltdowns.

  35. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆 Gawd, you’re such a fool. 😆 😆

  36. rightymouse says:

    Nope. 😆

  37. rightymouse says:

    Ha! Think ‘Biden’, dumbass. 😆

  38. rightymouse says:

    Quit making up stuff & spamming, Fatso. It won’t help your dead GoFundme begging bowl. Try honesty and reality.

  39. rightymouse says:

    Dream on. 😆

  40. Koko says:

    Arachne! Yes!!!

  41. Octopus says:

    Chonky is very excited about the Final Days Of Trump, I see. Again. For the nth-time. So many times, it’s comparable to the number of weeks in Trump’s triumphant reign, emerging yesterday with 53% approval-ratings, unheard-of for a president in today’s sharply-divided electorate.

    Chonky, you’ve lost bigly. You’re an imbecile, and you have many more losses to swallow, in the next five years or so. Gird thy massive bulk, Fatboy! 😆

  42. Octopus says:

    I’m an optimistic type, and I’m usually in a pretty good mood, or at least I can fake it in public. I’ve been called, “Pollyanna-ish,” by people who don’t really know me. On the other hand, sometimes I get into the kind of mood that needs a few cold beers and a rowdy bar to fix. The last time this happened, which was earlier this evening, the dive-bar had a solo guitar-singer who played a cover of this cranky song, that really hit the spot, along with about five draft craft beers. It really cheered me up. 🙂

  43. Octopus says:

    Several of Ringo’s classic drumbeats have been dissected by teh experts on the youtube, as analogous to Jimi Hendrix’s left-handed playing of a right-hand guitar. Ringo was lefty, and he played a right-handed kit. There were delays built-in, which made mimicking him very difficult.

    This song has a very difficult drum-part, or so it is said. I never loved this song when it was new-ish, but I love it now. Nostalgia. Also, I have grown to really appreciate Ringo in recent years, as a person. He’s a unique character. I think he’s going to outlive Paul and be the Last Beatle, too. Why? Because he’s Ringo. Paul is going to choke to death on his own ego, or a veggie sandwich, or a young trollop after his money.

  44. Bunk X says:

    I dunno, Babs, but I do know this. I think the Spanker of the House is going down.

    • Octopus says:

      That Texas state rep got her hands on a .50 Beowulf again… 😯

      • Octopus says:

        So racist! 😱😂

        • Bunk X says:

          A .50 Beowulf beats a Mossberg. Just sayin’.

          • Octopus says:

            I think the first shooter wins that one. Get the drop on him, kids!

            In a dark hallway, I’ll take the shotgun. In any kind of distance, with some vision, you want the repeating rifle. I have a .30/.30 semiautomatic deer rifle my brother gave me, which is identical in power and performance to the M1 Carbine the US Army issued a LOT of soldiers. I have a 15 round magazine that fits the rifle, which is not loaded and ready, but could be in a few minutes.

            Obviously, there are bigger and better firearms available, and I’ve shot some of them at the range. Why can’t I have a Ma Deuce, damn it? Why can’t I have a rocket launcher? Or a tank with depleted-uranium missiles? It’s just not fair! 😥

  45. Octopus says:

    Mini-AOC is back! 😆

  46. Octopus says:

    I was going to buy Chonky one of these, but they’re out of the XXXXXXL. Sorry, buddy. 😦

  47. Octopus says:

    Homan is a great human. 😃

    • Octopus says:

      The “whistleblower” has admitted to having only second-hand knowledge of the alleged incident. Calling this charade a nothingburger lends too much gravitas. 😂

      • rightymouse says:

        Exactly. Pelosi now has her head on the chopping block.

        • Octopus says:

          …eyes rolling wildly, hands tied behind her back, Teh Squad holding her down as Nadler The Executioner sharpens his axe.

          Pelosi is a cunning grifter and veteran political hack, but she’s surrounded by crazed, ignorant radicals now. She’s in trouble.

  48. Octopus says:


  49. Octopus says:

    This whole Ukrainian kerfuffle, with the “Theater Of The Absurd”- impeachment charade, is going to blow up in the Dems’ faces like TNT. It already is in fact.

    Ace is all over the breaking story, as the shit hits the fan:

    All part of the failed attempted-coup, that’s been going on since 2016. All doomed to failure, with Trump benefiting and Dems losing more and more of the moderates who may not be in love with Trump’s style, personality or history, but love the economic results thus far. Keep going, Dhimmis! 😂

  50. Octopus says:

    The boy has potential! 😄

  51. Octopus says:

    We’ve been watching a host of comedians lately, the wife and I, looking for that perfect blend of funny and politically-incorrect. Lately, the backlash against the insane PC-Cancel Culture has been blossoming, amongst the better long-term vets in the industry. I talked about Chappelle’s latest, a couple of weeks ago. Tonight, we watched Bill Burr’s “Paper Tiger,” and I have to say he’s topped them all. He takes it to another level. Incredibly funny, and right in the faces of the CancelCultureMob, who I’ve seen raging about this special. I’ve been a fan of Burr’s for a long time, going back to his early days, and being conflicted about him during his anti-Bush phase. He’s matured immensely, as a comedian and a person. This special has him out and about in Great Britain, and his asides aimed at that culture are spot-on, and hilarious.

  52. Octopus says:

    BREAKING: You’re an imbecile, Chonky. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      You know what they’re laughing about, Charles? Your fat ass. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        ….and libturds in America, and the Western World, who continue to preach the benefits of the socialist policies that destroyed Russia for a century, and continue to wreak havoc in the few backwaters that still pursue Marx’s deluded fantasy. Soros, you magnificent bastard…Satan can’t WAIT for you to join him. 😆

  53. Octopus says:

    Watching the movie, “Driven,” about John Delorean’s downfall during the Delorean Motor Car fiasco. I hate to keep bringing up my Dad, but he knew Delorean from way back in the early-60’s, when they were both young execs at Chevrolet. My Dad was on the finance side, and Delorean was on the car-guy side, but they were both too young at the time to be butting heads over corporate direction. Delorean rose like a rocket in the company, becoming a celeb at a time when GM hated celebs in their corporate structure. My Dad was raising his nine kids in the suburbs, after being transferred from Buffalo, and spending a lot of time at church and helping around the community. Delorean had a few wives, all of them gorgeous. My Dad had my Mom, who was gorgeous as a young woman, and maintained her looks into her old age, even though she had more kids than Delorean sold cars under his own nameplate.

    • Koko says:

      Thanks for posting this personal story Octo. You’ve talked about your Dad who I understand was a brave WW2 vet (like so many) and then later a very successful executive at GM. It’s a good juxtaposition with DeLorean and that they knew each other. I find it very interesting.

      • Octopus says:

        I tell some personal stories late at night when I’ve had a couple home brews and I’m feeling nostalgic. Sometimes I say too much. 🤐😄

        I didn’t have a good relationship with my Dad when I was a teen, and it wasn’t all my fault, even though I was a total rebel. He was a driven GM exec with nine kids, living through the turbulent Sixties with all the craziness and societal upheaval he was trying to understand. My older siblings were doing their teenaged thing, too. I can only imagine Dad’s stress-levels, now that I’ve raised two kids myself. Nine? Put me on a Valium-drip. 😱🙀😭

  54. rightymouse says:

    Was out doing hair & nail salon today. Now I have to get ready to go to a fund raiser in Cleveland. I hate fund raisers unless there are silent auctions with fun stuff for grabs. 🙂

  55. Bunk X says:

    The story behind “Up Against The Wall, Redneck Mother” is kinda funny.

  56. Octopus says:

    We watched the movie, “Yesterday,” tonight, about the stuff that could happen if only one guy remembered who the Beatles were, and all their songs, and he happened to be a musician who could remember and play those songs. It’s a sketchy premise, full of pitfalls, but they carried it off pretty well. I cried like a little bitch as usual, during certain songs. TYhe movie has some flaws, and I thought of several ways it could have been better, but it really is decent, for such a high-concept movie. If you love the Beatles, like any sentient, normal person, you will probably enjoy the hell out of this film.

    My favorite cover from the movie:

    My favorite movie with lots of Beatles covers: “Backbeat.”

    That’s right. ALL OF IT! This is the real deal. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Funny stuff in the movie, “Yesterday,” included the news that the band Oasis never came to exist, clearly because they were such a Beatles-wannabe-ripoff. Not that I didn’t enjoy the early Oasis stuff, because they were brilliant for a minute with “Wonderwall” and “Champagne Supernova,” but they faded quickly once they ran out of Beatles-esque ideas.

      The movie neatly skirted the Rolling Stones, who weren’t shy about imitating the direction of several early Beatles master-moves, such as the Black R&B and the White Psychedelia. I was reminded of one classic song both white English bands covered, “Oh, Carol.” Who was that young gal who inspired such a song? How old is she now? Does she know what she did? 😉

  57. Octopus says:

    I’ve always thought, every live song should end with a good stabbing. That’s just rock and roll. Right?

    But seriously…I saw this movie for the first time when I was a freshman in college. I was high on mescaline, as I liked to be for musical events at the time. People were smoking weed all around me, and I probably hit that a couple of times, too, just to be social. I remember the crowd being very rowdy and into the music, as all the opening bands played, and then the shitshow of the Stones portion began and ended with a lot of confusion and ugliness, and, as it turned out, a murder by the Hells Angels who were “providing security.” I had to go home and write a review of the movie for a class I was taking, and it took me hours to get steady enough to type some rational lines on my manual typewriter. I wish I could find that review now, just for yuks. It’s in the Deep Basement Archives, or possibly tossed out in the Big Flood of 2015.

  58. rightymouse says:

    The wheels are coming off. The walls are closing in. Trump’s losing it. THREE YEARS OF LIBERAL HYSTERIA! You’re boring, Fatso. Try something original.

  59. Koko says:

    Just catching up. You would think the Demturds would understand by now everyone can see through their hysterical crap, devoid of facts lies. Only Chonky will be the last one trying to defend sinister Trump Ukraine impeachable collusion long after the others have quietly changed the subject.

    And Greta Dumthberg’s dimwitted ranting. I would say she can kiss my hairy gorilla ass but since she’s still a girl child that would be wrong. So her crooked parents and other libturds like Chonk can kiss my hairy gorilla ass.

  60. Octopus says:

    Ace’s book thread discusses the Dan Simmons “Islamophobic Manifesto” from 2006, in conjunction with a new post commenting on the Swedish Psycho-Child. The Idiot Left is all a-Twitter about this “attack on a child OMFG,” naturally. You know how they get. 😂😂😂😂

    Here’s Simmons’ latest atrocity:

    Simmons is a brilliant writer, btw. I’ve read a bunch of his books, but not the massive, sci-fi series ones. TL/DR

  61. Octopus says:

    OLT will appreciate this one. 😄

  62. Octopus says:

    Another gem from the book thread today, this definition that seems perfectly apropos to the mocking of Brother Icarus, aka Fatass, aka Chonky McDumbth.

  63. Koko says:

    Once again little tough guy Bobby spouts a bunch of profanity at Trump, never once specifying what in particular has triggered such venom. Stelter can’t get any sense out of him. It’s becoming clearer and clearer it’s nothing but a celebrity ego vendetta. The Hollyweirods don’t like that Trump waltzed out of their celebutard world and reinvented himself as a world player. They think it should be them getting all the attention.

  64. Koko says:

    A little strange with the baby bump AND high heels but it’s a nice picture. Very attractive at 38 and expecting. Unless you’re into gross muscly dudes or something. 😆. Hope her pregnacy goes well. But she’s gonna lose those shoes pretty soon.

  65. Koko says:

    He sums up by saying correctly “This thing stinks”. He’s become pretty reliable since McCain croaked. Proud to have an ambiguously gay Repub with balls who’s smart, articulate and knows where his bread’s buttered. With Trump and the American people, that is.

  66. Koko says:

    Quid pro Joe! 🤣

    If you go to Drudge they make it sound like Trump’s toast. But as someone said Dems are woefully unprepared for this with 0 ammunition. The country’s on the side of Trump who isn’t a lazy ass trying to get easy political wins with rumors and lies.

  67. Octopus says:

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    Early in December, up at the North Pole, Santa’s workshop is a very busy place. All the elves are hard at work, getting everything ready for Christmas.

    But Santa isn’t himself; his beard is long and tangled, and his boot buckles are loose. He’s worried about his good friend Pierre, a polar bear, and all the other polar bears who live near his home. Thanks to temperatures going up all over the planet, ice is melting all around the North Pole—ice that the polar bears need to find shelter and food. One day Pierre comes up with a plan that could save the polar bears and stop global warming. Only with the help of children everywhere can Santa and Pierre make sure that Christmas is merry for everyone!

    In this children’s tale, Santa Claus and his friend Pierre, a polar bear, ask children all over the world to help them put a stop to climate change.

    About the Author

    Lauryn Kindle has an MA in writing from DePaul University in Chicago, Illinois. She has written four children’s stories and is currently working on another book. Her interests include gardening, traveling, cooking, reading, and exercising. She believes that the issues of climate change and species diversity are important ones and deserve the proper attention that will move them to the forefront of the social and political discourse. She currently lives in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

    Seems she has two LinkedIn accounts, which I find curious. Also, how does one get invited to one of those swanky, five-star resort conferences she is always organizing? 😆

    • Koko says:

      Groan 😖. Reminded me of this. Except those are Euro dipshits.

      Likewise, in an 11th-grade geography class dedicated entirely to sustainability, students write poetry about klimawandel (climate change). My favorite couplet, from an ode by student Hannah Carsted: “The water level rises/ The fish are in a crisis.”

      • Octopus says:

        Terrorize the children! Turn them all into Greta!

        It’s crazy the way the Idiot Left has only gotten more and more ferocious and dedicated to preaching the Great Boondoggle, as the failed-theory’s claims have proven themselves false, one Last Deadline after another. No polar bear problems, besides a little over-population. No seas rising, besides the tiny amount that’s been going on since the Last Ice Age. No increase in temps, and no increase in hurricanes, tornadoes and other suggested symptoms of “runaway greenhouse climate crisis OMFG!” Just weather as usual, no better and no worse.

        Someone on our local neighborhood informational website posted a big rant the other day about how the increase in coyote sightings in urban areas, and suburban areas like our city, are due to global warming “making the deserts too hot for them,” along with the new neighborhoods being built “taking away their habitat.”

        I politely explained to her that coyotes are considered one of the great success stories of the age by wildlife biologists, due to their ability to adapt to whatever environment in which they are found. Their numbers have increased greatly, with very few larger predators like wolves and big cats around to kill them. They evolved in desert habitats, but they’re just as happy to live around humans in cities, suburbs, farmlands, wherever. If it’s cold, they grow thicker, longer fur. If it’s hot, that fur comes out quickly, making them look mangy in the spring with patches of thick fur next to their thin summer coats.

        I like having coyotes around, to keep the feral cat population down. You just don’t let your cats run around wild, and keep an eye on small dogs and infants. You know, like a responsible person that doesn’t live in a fantasy world.