Pony Up Chuck.

Click it, Charles.

158 Comments on “Pony Up Chuck.”

  1. rightymouse says:


  2. rightymouse says:

    Swiped from Instapundit.

  3. rightymouse says:

    Busy day. We’re celebrating son’s 25th b-day. I still remember the day he was born. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Happy Birthday 🎂🎊🎁🎉!

      They grow up so fast, but they’re still your children that you worry about and want to advise. 😃

      • rightymouse says:

        Son is on board completely with conservative thought & ideals. He loves history & I have always encouraged him to read/study American history. He is especially well-read on the Revolution & Civil War. He’s had autism to overcome & has done so well! Am so proud of him! 🙂

  4. rightymouse says:

    Gawd. You’re. A. Stupid. Dumbass.

  5. rightymouse says:

  6. Octopus says:


    Epic thread about the more subtle horrors of Swedish Socialism.

  7. Octopus says:

    Chonky’s GoFundMe blitz got him virtually NOTHING. 😂

    And he’s subsisting on gubmint cheese and fortified wine 🍷.

  8. Octopus says:

    Looks before smarts, in TV Mediaworld. 😄

  9. Octopus says:

    Meathead is babbling again. 😂

  10. Octopus says:

    The wheels are coming off again, even as the walls close in. 😃

  11. Octopus says:


    Hogg sez our chickens have come home to roost in this “post-genocidal country.” That’s pretty harsh stuff. Not a fan of this country, is our little pedagogue.

  12. Octopus says:

    Money is TIGHT, yo. 😂

    • rightymouse says:

      Things are SO bad that the restaurant we LOVE was sold out by 6:00 pm. We got there at 4:00. Our server (who we adore) told us that last night people were standing outside waiting to get in & they ran out of some food items by 8:00 pm.

    • Bunk X says:

      Batshit crazy.

  13. dezzez says:

    • Octopus says:

      The economy continues to hum along merrily, while the Idiot Left keeps calling for a recession. 😄

      • rightymouse says:

        There’s no recession I see in Ohio. The Chagrin restaurant we were at tonight opened at 4:00 pm and was full by 6:00 pm. We were told that they ran out of food last night by 8:00 & folks were waiting in line to get in.

        • Octopus says:

          I would be chagrined if I had to wait an hour for a table and they were all out of my favorite thing.

          • rightymouse says:

            One Sunday we went to the restaurant in Chagrin and they were out of my favorite appetizer – wood fired oysters. Was SO BUMMED!! 😦

    • Bunk X says:


  14. rightymouse says:

  15. windbag says:

    Thirteen years ago today we lost him.

  16. Octopus says:

    Still recovering from the Michigan-Army game this afternoon. I thought I was going to die from the very bad things that kept happening…but they still lucked out with a win. Hate to say it, but that #7 ranking is a joke.

  17. Octopus says:

    The Idiot Left is still trying to make something out of the nothing that was Trump talking about the hurricane? Good Lord, these people are desperate! 😆

    As usual, if you read Chonky’s nutty thread, the silly scrunts are imagining Trump’s imminent demise for this latest atrocity. They really are this crazy. 😯

  18. rightymouse says:

    Dude. You’re fat.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Thanky!! 🙂

  20. dezzez says:

  21. Octopus says:


    Look at the Fatass scramble to try and talk to Joan Walsh. 😂

    • dezzez says:

      Actually Chuck, we dont have to assume anything, we have video of her laughing at and praising what he said, but be your normal pathetic shit slinging self.

  22. Octopus says:

    For who? What kind of awful SJW crap-band would name themselves that? 😂😂😂😂

  23. Octopus says:

    Pursuant to Chonky’s plaintive query about the paucity of rich liberal donors, I would ask, where are the poor liberal donors to pitch in a quarter or two here and there, to help keep Dear Fatass in artisanal cheese and Thunderbird Wine? They completely ignore his plight, no matter how abjectly he begs.

    Liberals suck at charity! 😆

  24. Octopus says:

    This Ripper-esque murder mystery in a fantastical Victorian-styled metropolis with two attractive leads would be better without the heavy moralising about migrants, racism and the patriarchy.

    Gee, I wonder why Chonky is so entranced with this show? 😄

  25. Bunk X says:


    19 year old tennis prodigy: “I’m sorry I beat your slow fat ass. It’s gotta suck to be you.”


    • Octopus says:

      I couldn’t believe she said, “Sorry!” 😆

      I was rooting for her like I was a Canadian, and I usually root against Canada. Great performance by the young master, in a venue where seemingly everyone was against her besides her parents, a few friends and her coach. Whenever Serena made a shot, the whole place erupted. Happily, the Angry Ego’s comeback was too little, too late.

    • Koko says:

      Maybe she should give the multimillionaire Serena her prize winnings since she’s so sorry.

      • Octopus says:

        She’s not really sorry. Canadians say, “Soar-ry,” everytime they encounter another individual. It’s a national tic, which was what made it funny. Serena said something to her at the net right after that looked like, “Why you say sorry?” 😆

  26. Bunk X says:

  27. Bunk X says:

    Anyone else notice that Charles changed his avatar to this?

  28. rightymouse says:

    That’s such an awesome, insightful tweet, Fatso.

  29. rightymouse says:

    Make it so. 😆 Sanford is a joke.

  30. rightymouse says:

    Am watching Trump’s rally in NC. 🙂 Place is packed. 🙂

  31. rightymouse says:

    So sad to hear that Todd Palin has filed for divorce from Sarah. 😦

    • Octopus says:

      I wonder what really happened, there. They seemed like a great match. Well, a LOT of people grow apart over the long haul. They’ve been through a lot, too. Wish them both all the best.

      • rightymouse says:

        Yes, they’ve been through a lot. This is why I think it’s important for married couples to put aside romance & hornyness and just be BFF’s in times of difficulty. Lots of people can’t do that.

  32. Bunk X says:

    (Pssst. Hey, Charles. Snakes have legs. Pass it on.)

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    Tag a friend if you agree 😤

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  33. Octopus says:

    Nice build-up, in the MSNBS feed. 😆

  34. Octopus says:

    I have a bit of a potty-mouth myself, at least online or when I’m driving by myself, so I don’t want to throw too many stones around my glass house. But Teigen’s in a toilet by herself, especially for a celebrity with a big Target line of crap — most corporations don’t look for such bad association, so her time as an endorser might be on thin-ice. We shall see.

    She’s pure class, though. And her hubby John Legend is as dumb as a tree stump, too. 😆

  35. Octopus says:


    Climate Warriors bringing the stupid to the polar ice cap, once again, requiring rescue. 😆


  36. Octopus says:

    Sorry about that long Teigen thing. 😱😆

  37. dezzez says:

    Nothing like wishing death on a sitting president and a flight crew, huh chuck?

    • Octopus says:

      That’s about ten miles away, looks like. 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        I’ve seen lightning strikes much closer. They’re like giant neon tree trunks

        • Octopus says:

          I saw one hit the maple tree in our backyard, a few years ago. It nearly blinded and deafened me. I jumped back and fell over the coffee table, hurting myself mildly in the process.

          Nature is a bitch. So is our Chonky Boy. 😆

  38. rightymouse says:

    Trump gets rid of Bolton. Liberals & the media scramble to check their notes (maybe) to see what they’ve said before about Bolton. Too funny!

    • Octopus says:

      They all said Bolton was a monster who would cause a new world war. Now, they have to rip Trump for firing him. Too funny! 😂

  39. Octopus says:

    Question for ISTE: Would you like these feet better if they were mo’ hairy?

    I don’t have a foot-fetish myself, but you have to admit, these are pretty nice feet. 🙂

  40. Octopus says:

    Ooh, this will finally bring him down! 😆

    The Stupid, It Burns.

  41. Octopus says:

    You made a really good try, Fat Drunk Gus. I noticed you were so proud of this gem, you pinned it to the top of your Twitter-feed. I’m going to grade it for you with a nice smiley-face, like Mrs. Woodpants used to do in first grade.

    Keep trying! 😆

  42. Bunk X says:

    Eating a fish is like playing harmonica left handed.

  43. Octopus says:


    The first time I encountered Zinn’s crappy book was at a bookstore, where they had a huge pile of the garbage tome on a major display table, advertising his upcoming appearance in Ann Arbor, of all places. I can only imagine how many young libturds were converted/radicalized on that book tour. I was a libturd myself at the time, but a rational one, and I found the book laughably one-sided and thin on substance. That it was ALL lies and exaggeration from an Amerika-hating Commie became clear to me later. It’s still being used in some schools today.

    • KGB says:

      I read the book many years ago, while living overseas and being a libtard myself. Much like you, something seemed off about the book, despite my political inclinations. When I finished reading it I realized that in chapter after chapter, historical event after historical event, Zinn tells us that collectivists and leftists have the moral high ground but are thwarted by a dastardly cabal of conservatives. And this happens over and over in American history, like a looking glass version of Scooby Doo, only this time the meddling kids without fail get outfoxed by the one-dimensional villain. I started to ask myself, “do I really want to play for the Washington Generals?”

      • Octopus says:

        The general feel of the liberal education I received at UM in the very early ’80’s was on par with Zinn’s book, aside from a few old profs who still liked this country. The scruffy hippies were in control already, enforcing their doctrine like the radicals they were proud to be. It took me decades to get my brain back. 😆

  44. rightymouse says:

    The GOP won both seats in North Carolina in the special election. Woohoo! 🙂

  45. rightymouse says:

    Always Remember!!!
    Rare video footage from 9/11.

  46. rightymouse says:

    The New York Times posted this lunatic tweet & then deleted it. Planes flying themselves!!!

    • Koko says:

      A Ryder truck attacked the Alfred P Murrah building in Oklahoma City too.

      • Octopus says:

        This one time, a bunch of tanks and planes came firing out of Germany and tried to take over all of Europe. The same thing happened with some Japanese ships and planes, only they tried to take over the whole Pacific. Crazy machines.

  47. Octopus says:


    Look at this guy! Mistaken for a child, caused a scandal by smoking, turns out to be 37. 😂

    Smoking stunts your growth, eh?

  48. rightymouse says:

    Look who’s fellating Oliver Willis again. Give it up, Fatso. He ain’t gonna donate $$$ to your sorry ass.

    • Octopus says:

      Falling Guy has never been identified, btw. The photo is a bit misleading, as it gives the impression he was doing a kind of dive to his death — he was actually tumbling through the air, as you’d expect. This pic was one of a series the photographer snapped while the man was falling.

      • Bunk X says:

        “The photographer has noted that, in at least two cases, newspaper stories commenting on the image have attracted a barrage of criticism from readers who found the image “disturbing.”

        GOOD. It IS disturbing.

        • Octopus says:

          It’s incredibly disturbing. This man was only one of MANY people forced by heat, flames and smoke to jump (not fall) from the towers. Imagine yourself in that position. Disturbed?

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s raining right now so my tears seem appropriate. Dagnabit, Octo!

      • Octopus says:

        It’s raining buckets here, too. Storms all day, starting about 3 pm.

        I saw that Mickey pic on my wife’s Facebook — she belongs to a group of Disney Club members, who have some hilarious conversations about the parks, with some snark. That pic got me, too.

        • Octopus says:

          I still don’t know how those firemen climbed up into those burning towers, while the civilians were getting out as fast as they could, down the endless steps.

          Mike Kehoe, along with other firefighters, risked their own lives by entering the Towers to help the injured escape. This photo was taken just minutes before the North Tower collapsed.

          He was originally thought to have been killed, but was found to be alive two days later. A reluctant hero, he has refused to give interviews for many years.

  49. Bunk X says:

    Apologies for not putting up a 911 post here.

  50. Bunk X says:

    I saw a documentary about the design of the Twin Towers, and they interviewed the structural engineer. He was a young engineer when they were built, and he described how the firm decided to experiment. Instead of a solid central core with a skeleton frame outside, they pushed the primary structural elements to the exterior. Every one of those vertical lines on the buildings contain a column.

    Had the terrorists hit a conventionally designed high-rise building, the towers would not have collapsed (pancaked) as they did. They would have toppled, taking out entire city blocks.

    • Bunk X says:

      The other reason for the collapse is that the impact blew away sprayed-on fire proofing, and the subsequent fire and heat made the steel truss supports malleable. Steel turns to rubber under such intense heat. One floor drops, impacts the next, two hit the next, etc.

      The buildings stood much longer than they should have, given the circumstances.

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