Has Little Green Footballs’ Traffic Bottomed Out? (I dunno, Babs, but I do know this.)

Last time we checked (19 May 2019) Little Green Footballs was in adjustment mode after an inexplicable spike followed by a sharp decline in traffic. The Alexa graph seems to suggest that Charles’ drop in popularity has subsided somewhat, and now he’s gliding (instead of plummeting) downhill. Little Green Footblobs is at the lowest ranking since July 2018, and for comparison, LGF was within the 80,000 range in July 2014:

“Gee, Barry! Howdja screw that up?!”

BTW, longtime LGF Lizard-Lapper Alouette aka @ViciousBabushka is on Day 16 in #TwitterGulag. If anyone has a screen cap of her offending Tweet, please forward it. Inquiring minds want to know.


283 Comments on “Has Little Green Footballs’ Traffic Bottomed Out? (I dunno, Babs, but I do know this.)”

  1. Octopus says:

    Wasn’t she the witch from Southfield, MI, which is down the road from me? I seem to recall her kvetching constantly about being unemployed and unhealthy. Maybe she croaked?

  2. Octopus says:

    It’s a tired accusation, Fatass. No more true than it ever was. Hey, ‘member when the cops were going to come and arrest the criminal Trump any day now, because he was a Russian stooge? 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    No, here we see a good man, who loves his country, and isn’t afraid to defend it even though the Idiot Left goes batshit over every such statement and calls him and half the country “Nazis.” God bless Donald Trump! 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      You mean like this, Charles?

      which was the result of this:

      which reminded me of this:

      • Bunk X says:

        Uh-oh. Alexandria Occasional-Cortex flashed the secret White Power hand sign at 1:23. That’s not the first time, either…

      • Octopus says:

        LeMon is such a slimy worm. 😆

        That Garcia character is a low-slithering dirtbag, too. Homan exposed him in five seconds.

        • Bunk X says:

          Where are the rest of the Restumblicans? I see very few who are willing to stand up to insanity.

          • Octopus says:

            This issue is a toxic waste dump for politicians. That’s why nobody has really done anything, besides Trump.

  4. Octopus says:

    I love what they’re doing, Fatass. Keep up the bad work, Clown Car 2020! 😆

  5. Bunk X says:

    Whatever you say, Charles.

    Each and every person in this photo is part of the Trump Administration.

  6. Play that funky music white boy, but don't steal mah van!! says:

    Wild Cherry – Play That Funky Music (HQ with lyrics) youtu.be/MDZsNksbw2Q
    15 minutes ago
    Kool & The Gang – Celebration (Official Video) youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M
    18 minutes ago
    Earth, Wind & Fire – September (Official Music Video) youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
    23 minutes ago
    Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up (Video) youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
    26 minutes ago
    Buck Owens – No Fool Like An Old Fool youtu.be/esBHicMi8ZI
    33 minutes ago
    RT @SchmahlNaomi: This is the co-founder of the @justicedems @KyleKulinski this is what enabling anti-LGBTQA bigotry & misogyny looks like.…
    34 minutes ago
    OMG, I love this. I Can’t Stop (My Lovin’ You) Buck Owens & The Buckaroos youtu.be/e-YTyFxvHMA
    39 minutes ago
    Damn. What a performance.
    39 minutes ago
    Buck Owens & His Buckaroos – “I’ve Got A Tiger By The Tail” youtu.be/jBeOddejiGw
    41 minutes ago
    Leftist Democrats want to primary Diana DeGette. I always vote for Diana DeGette. She’s too far-left sometimes. I d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    43 minutes ago

    What is up with Gus’ parade of pop? Buck Owens??? Where’s our lovable dismissive America hating snob? Blithering down memory lane with soggy eyes remembering girls who spurned him and other dreams long abandoned I suppose.

    I remember asking for Wild Cherry’s hit album including Play That Funky Music on a family birthday gift list. It was 1976. My older sister got it for me and handed it to me gift-wrapped with a barely veiled smirk. LOL! I remember it to this day, unwrapping it and seeing the shining unbroken cellophane.

  7. Bunk X says:

    WOW. Within just a few hours, LGF Alexa Stats has Charles at #411,453, a 12K drop in traffic.


  8. Octopus says:

    Gus rt’d:

    Thank God for AC, amirite?! 😁

    Just like heating in the winter, it’s great to live in a nice, civilized country. With a paid electric bill. Oh, wait…

  9. Octopus says:


    Another great VDH piece. These are interesting times, politically. 😁

  10. Octopus says:


    Michelle turns over some rocks, and creepy Dem-thingies scuttle for cover. This is the party that is SO outraged and offended by our President’s rough language and blunt-force truth-telling on Twitter. So sensitive, they are! 😢

  11. Octopus says:

    Fatass retweets this hysterical drivel from Jim Carrey’s Mom:



  12. Octopus says:


    Beto’s trolling for votes in Mexico was his jump-the-shark moment, last week. He’s so over. “Just another white guy running for President.” 😄

  13. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  14. Octopus says:


    Chunky would say, “Look at this horrible monster making death threats to every minority in America!!”

  15. Octopus says:

    Not all jazz is godawful. 😁

    • Because Literally Hitler says:

      Ya think? But I’m literally Hitler. So what do I know? LOL

      • Because Literally Hitler says:

        Yes I’m just being flippant and Hitlery :). Betty was known for dealing in quarter tones when the rest of us are stuck in half tones. Considered a jazz vocal genius and a national treasure. She just passed a few years back. Google her recent album Droppin’ Things which also featured my fav Jazz Trumpeter Freddie Hubbard (also sadly passed). You might like!! I would link it but you wouldn’t ever see it unless you’re in the habit of checking posts from weeks past. I’m listening to her now.

  16. Because Literally Hitler says:

    I saw Devin Nunes tonight on Hannity. I would link but ya know…Hitler can’t link because he might be trying to sell you something. LOL

    He said that he thinks Mueller may be colluding with Demoncraps to deliver to them EXACTLY what they want him to convey. IOW contrary to what many of us may have been thinking, namely that Mueller has realized what a partisan douche he has been forced to be and is ashamed….just the opposite. He’s SUCH A PARTISAN DOUCHE that he’s taking extra time to make sure he gives them exactly what they need!

  17. Because Literally Hitler says:

    And given that I’m Literally Hitler I’m wondering why doesn’t Trump just put Mueller in jail? Wouldn’t that be fucking awesome?? Yes I know it would look bad. But when you’re Literally Hitler what have you got to lose??? Think how Chonk and his Antifa ilk pals would apoplect!

    He is doing a great job of crapping on the 4 traitors in congress and making Nasty and the other fools sniff the poop.

  18. Because Literally Hitler says:

    And yes Bunk I know there’s not much you can do about it. You’re an Ace for us here. It sounds like I’m bitching but I’m just goofin’. Every one carry on carrying on. I’ll float in and out and we’ll make it all work. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      I knew we could count on you, Hitler. Not Steiner, though…where is that dumbass when you really need him?

      I see Teh Squad is trying to get a vote today to condemn Trump for telling them to leave the country— mind you, the day before yesterday they were calling Nancy Palsi a racist, so the word is just slightly undervalued these days — like stock in LGF.

  19. Because Literally Hitler says:

    OMG it is all about me right? Did you catch that my last comment was at 333 am? That means I’m like, Jezus. Right? Am I right?


  20. Octopus says:

    Buncha damn longhairs in the audience. 😉

    • Because Literally Hitler says:

      Those special effects are great! They even made her hair look like it’s floating like she’s in real 0 gee and not on a Hollyweird back lot.

  21. Octopus says:

    Btw, I read a great book a couple of weeks ago about a wild episode in space exploration — not sure if I mentioned it before:

    Astronauts are real heroes. So are cosmonauts, it turns out — I gained so much respect for the underfunded Russian space program and their incredibly brave explorers. Also, the Russkies helped Trump get elected, so you really have to love the borscht-swilling maniacs. 😄

  22. Octopus says:



    This gal’s getting needled on the internet for spending more than an Ivy League degree would cost, for instruction in Asian Voodoo. Ouch!

  23. Octopus says:

    Just rained for about five minutes here, while I was taking out the garbage. Now it’s sunny again. Must be the climate crisis!!!1!

    • Because Literally Hitler says:

      I was so excited about the rain here I actually sat in the rain on my deck. I can say I live where the sun keeps shinin’ through the pourin’ rain. Just like the song! Then my shorts were wet and I had to lay around naked (we can do that since the kids are off globe trotting) with a blanket on while they dried. Getting old’s not so bad. I’m still crazy but the bill’s are paid.

      • rightymouse says:

        That’s awesome! Especially with the bills being paid. Life can suck if there are worries.

  24. Octopus says:

    9/11 was hilarious!!

    • rightymouse says:

      Can’t stand her.

      • Octopus says:

        Her national approval rating is pegged at 9%. 😱😆

      • b says:

        Yeah she’s awful. Trump’s right. Why come to the greatest country in the world and start bitching about it? Could it be her values are completely different from a normal American? And more like a foreign Muslim who has no use for freedom, capitalism, creativity and limitless opportunity? Gosh I wonder. I Wendy I Wanda.

        • rightymouse says:

          I wasn’t born here & neither was my Dad. Mom was born in Boston. I had come back several times & it wasn’t until I settled here in my late 20’s that I learned to appreciate & love America. I remained a Democrat even though my experiences working for the Refugee Office in Thailand from ’79-’82 before I came back had soured me. Carter was President & let me tell you – he really effed up SE Asia after the war, especially with Pol Pot & the genocide in Cambodia that he ignored. Then 9-11 happened & the Democrats behaved so badly. I left the Donkeys when I voted for Bush in his 2nd term & will never turn back. They are awful.

  25. Octopus says:

    Occupied Territories!!!1!

  26. Octopus says:

    Oopsie!! 😂

    • Bunk X says:

      Either Rush guessed correctly or Trump heard it and adopted the strategery.

      • Octopus says:

        The one Squadder said, “We mustn’t take the bait,” and then they all chomped down like starving piranhas. 😂😂😂

    • Because Literally Hitler says:

      Yeah he has that rather unfortunate habit of speaking the exact truth. Impeach!!!

  27. Octopus says:

    And yet, you haven’t ever given one example of a racist comment. Not one!

    Just saying everything is racist if it goes against Libturd Creed is not an effective political argument. Oh, it flies wonderfully in your little bubble of California/East Coast fruits-n-nuts, but everywhere else it is rejected, except in a few urban decay pockets still sucking government teat.

    • Because Literally Hitler says:

      Chonky wields his massive power by blocking a stranger on a free platform. Is this where he thought he’d be back in ’05 when he was the internet cat’s meow and his site value was estimated in 6 digits instead of today’s low 4s? To put it in perspective, his completely unsuccessful GoFundMe face plant from two years ago is actually worth more than his website LGF.

      Way to go Barry. You’re really moving the needle in social media by calling The Donald a racist. While showing glowing support for actual racists.

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles… Look at your own timeline on LGF. By the present Democrat redefinition of racism, you’re the poster boy.


  28. Octopus says:


    Moar Bad Nooz for Dhimmicraps — AOC and Omar defining the Party, and swing-voters despise them. Oof! 😂

    • rightymouse says:

      Swing-voters don’t care for trouble-making ass-holes. And that’s what the Squad is made up of. The Squad can scream racism all they want, but the bottom line is that the crap coming out of their mouths is resonating more with voters than what they look like.

      • Octopus says:

        It has nothing to do with racism. It’s about the Blame-America-First mentality, and their embrace of Socialism. Dumb kids fresh from dumbass professors love that stuff, but most of them grow out of it.

        • rightymouse says:

          Trump has the Squad backed into a corner. I hope the idjits double-down on their stupidity. Trump will continue to spank them all the way to 2020. Love it! 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    Inspector Clouseau cracks yet another tough case. 😆

  30. rightymouse says:

    Update on work….
    Have been offered a retirement settlement. They’re trying to get rid of the old-timers and those loyal to the previous owners. Not a bad deal. Hubby & our attorney will have to wave their wands before I accept. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Take the money and run 🏃‍♀️!

      • rightymouse says:

        Hubby looked at what they’ve offered & said the same thing. Am going to get killed in taxes this year. 😦

        • Octopus says:

          You might be able to spread that out, and not have to pay all the taxes at once. Get some good tax advice.

        • Because Literally Hitler says:

          Coincidentally I too was just notified last week that my job has been “eliminated”. I also was offered a severance package (which I accepted) but it is essentially my normal pay for 13 months paid bi-weekly. So no major tax consequence from that. The big hit for me is health insurance because I was providing it for the whole family. If I don’t find a job soon (that offers insurance) I will have to pay a hefty premium under COBRA. COBRA guarantees you can keep your same insurance for up to a year but you still have to pay it out of pocket. If I have to pay it some of it is tax deductible but that doesn’t kick in until it equals 7.5% of your income. Fun stuff. But after 26 years it’s good to get a break and what was just me needing a J.O.B in 1993 turned into a career. The spiel they had my boss give me was how our company is being very future minded and looking to increase diversity yada yada. Which I took to mean they aren’t even trying to hide that they’re kicking out us old white guys! One of my team mates is in Chennai India. His job was not eliminated. I’m fine with that though because he’s much younger and has a family with little kids to take care of. Just where I was in life about 26 years ago. Ha!

          • Octopus says:

            Hope you enjoy the break, and find something fun to do with your next gig.

            A nephew of mine lost his job as a regional manager of a hamburger chain a couple of years ago, where they said they were eliminating a layer of management, which just happened to include him. He has three young kids and a wife with health issues, so…scary. He decided to open his own restaurant, finding one for sale across the street from a small college, and he is doing very well so far, after some hiccups at first. It’s a 24/7 job, pretty much, but he’s supporting his family. At least he can’t get laid off, unless the business fails entirely.

          • rightymouse says:

            Part of my settlement is that the company will pay for my COBRA insurance through the end of the year. That’s great because I turn 65 in January so I’ll apply for Medicare in November. Son has his own insurance now & hubby goes on Medicare in August. Nothing like timing! 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            Oh. And the word ‘retirement’ doesn’t exist in my vocabulary. I have to be doing SOMETHING. So, I have an LLC already set up.

          • Octopus says:

            “Early to retire, early to expire.” Never retire, unless you have a solid backup plan to keep you busy and involved with life, preferably with an early wake-up call. I’ve seen too many people go downhill quickly in retirement or disability-pay situations. Me, I’ll take a job greeting people at Walmart if I have to, just to get my old ass out of the house. 😁

          • Octopus says:

            Oh, and I just bought Park Place. Avarice is awesome!

    • Bunk X says:

      Dad was in a similar spot decades ago. The new kids wanted to purge the old farts by offering them early retirement with reduced benefits. Dad invited them to go and have conjugal relations with themselves.

      • Octopus says:

        My Dad took early retirement from GM with full benefits and a great pension, at 63. He had a great retirement, taking up golf and helping out at the church all the time, along with visiting older members in nursing homes, driving them around, etc. Also took care of Mom, as her health steadily declined due to a bad heart. He went from being a driven, stressed-out auto exec to the mellowest, nicest guy around.

  31. windbag says:

    The lizard has gone down the sewer.

  32. Octopus says:

    Pretty sure that’s what the constitution says, in the famous Racism Clause.
    35 minutes ago
    So the House resolution condemning Trump’s racism has passed. Now he has to resign, right?
    37 minutes ago
    Didn’t Reuters recently change their policy, advising not to use bullshit euphemisms like “racially charged,” or wa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    1 hour ago
    “RACIALLY CHARGED” ALERT But of course people who voted for Trump dig his racism. They voted for a racist. twitter.com/Reuters/status…
    1 hour ago

    ‘Member when Chonky first started going all-racism, all the time, in defense of the Unicorn Messiah? I thought it could never get any worse, as a brain-tic that replaces all rational thought and discussion, but I was wrong. It got worse. 😆

  33. Bunk X says:

    Current LGF rank: 414,968 and falling.

  34. Octopus says:


    I knew her name sounded familiar! I read one of her books years ago, about her long dalliance with whacked-out Hunter Thompson. She’s a lunatic, as well. No wonder Chonky is talking about what a credible witness she is, being ignored by the pro-Trump media. 😂

  35. Octopus says:

    There will be a series of these ads, given the yuge amount of material provided by the Squad. 😄

  36. Octopus says:

    Chonky’s jumping on the Maza-train! Another failed attempt to achieve relevancy with the Kool Kidz. 😆

  37. rightymouse says:

    Seen at Daily Mail in the comment section re: Pelosi/Squad dust-up:
    “Democrats haven’t been this mad since Republicans freed the slaves!” 😆

    • Octopus says:


      Dey sure is mads!!

      That shitshow they put on yesterday in the House was one for the ages. The only thing missing was Trigglypuff.

  38. rightymouse says:

    Ok. I think an AWESOME slogan for 2020 Democrat candidates is “MAKE AMERICA TOTALLY SUCK” – MATS.

  39. Octopus says:

    Priceless! 😂

    Chonky slams Omar’s blatant anti-Semitism in 5…4…3…never!

  40. Bunk X says:

    LGF is now at No. 418,065 in global internet engagement.

  41. ISTE says:

    Life is not exactly great at the moment, but this morning I got an email that made me smile!

    Package ID: 01855560
    Current Location: Delivery Center

    Your Purchase Order Package is now ready for pickup and delivery.

    Remember you will be asked to sign before this package can be issued to you.

    View Parcel Information

    See more information attached

    Parcel Description:
    164mm x 930M x 334 and 830mm x 541m x 140 …

    Thank you
    Customer Notice

    /2019/DHL System Administration

    And to view more information they want me to click on the link! ( the link is a website in China).

    Well I got all the information I needed. My two packages converted to USA feet and inches

    Package one is 6.45 inches wide and 3051 feet long and 334 unspecified units high. ( Um 3051 feet is slightly over half a mile )

    Package two is smaller, 32 inches wide but only 1775 feet long.

    Good luck delivering them my little yellow friends. Especially if packages say “Do Not Bend ”


  42. Octopus says:

    Because we’re having our semi-annual heatwave this weekend, with the afternoon t-storms that come with, the local weather dweebs are going all meshuga with the global climate chaos omfg. Talking nonsense about “hottest June EVER,” and whatnot, heading for “hottest year EVER” and all that bullshit. The new terms are in full effect, with “crisis” and “emergency” replacing “change.” Oh, my aching ass! 😂

  43. Octopus says:


    The excellent journalist Andy NGO is back and writing about the losers of Antifa again. Radical Chic is back, and dumber than ever!

  44. Octopus says:


    The original Radical Chic was full of delicious irony. 😄

    You should also read David Horowitz on the Black Panthers, in his great autobiographical book, “Radical Son.” That book put the final nail in my libturded worldview.

    • rightymouse says:

      That’s one I haven’t read yet. Must order a copy.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s great! Horowitz pulls back the curtain, and YIKES!

        He was raised by New York Communists, and was still steeped in revolutionary hogwash when he went out to Cali to help with Da People’s Revolution. He got schooled by reality.

  45. Octopus says:


    She really did marry her brother. Just for illegal immigration purposes, I’m pretty sure, but she has perjured herself all through the marriage and divorce process. I love that Trump is bringing this up again, for inquiring minds that gotta know stuff. 😂

  46. Octopus says:

    Chonky retweeted some other glurge from this genius the other day. I knew her name sounded familiar, when I saw this posted at PJ Media today:

    Dang! Those slaves got to sleep and play all day? Rough life! 😂

  47. rightymouse says:

    AOC Memes… 😆

  48. Octopus says:

    Actually, he wants her to stay, and keep spewing her Joo-hate. Her 9% approval-rating is wonderful! There’s a lot of Dems and Independents in such a number.

  49. Octopus says:

    The Idiot Left is convinced CNN is a racist news organization, now. 😂😂😂😂

  50. Octopus says:

    Wtf does “culturally married” mean? We need an explanation of this term, please.

  51. Octopus says:


    Americans ARE waking up, to the bullshit and condescension of their “betters” in the media, entertainment and academic clusterfrigs. You certainly won’t read about it in the virtual papers or see it on mainstream news outlets, but hopefully you will see it in bright primary colors on Election Day.

  52. Bunk X says:

  53. Octopus says:

    How has Chonky aged? Well…not well. 😱

  54. Octopus says:

    Some would say the same about me…

    • rightymouse says:

      Nice teeth. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Dad paid for braces. 😁

        • rightymouse says:

          So did mine. But lack of fluoride growing up has caused problems. On the other hand, son & hubby have never had a filling.

          • Octopus says:

            Fluoride is a wonderful thing. Ask any Brit.

          • ISTE says:

            Bad teeth in Brits? That is because we drink pure, clean rainwater. However no minerals in it, especially calcium.

            Now in the USA you drink river water.

            Someone takes a shit in Iowa, and 1000 miles south you are drinking it.

            But you have nice teeth…..

          • Octopus says:

            We also build up immunity to fecal contamination, but not enough to vacation safely in Mexico. 💩

            No disrespect to the NHS, and British drinking water. Both are tickety-boo, and anyone saying different is just koo-koo-ka-choo.

  55. Octopus says:

    George stayed at Alphonse’s house last weekend, and helped keep an eye on the deer and squirrels.

  56. Octopus says:

    Our other “slave,” Henry, attended a luau last week at the doggy daycare. He also has a terribly hard life.

    • rightymouse says:

      Henry’s face is precious. He’s thinking “you bastards! I’m going to forget my potty training for at least a week!”

      • Octopus says:

        He’s becoming dog-famous at the daycare, as they often use his “party pic” to promote their services. I noticed that lately, he usually has a slightly-curled lip denoting either disdain for the process or a simmering, murderous rage. Good thing he’s only about ten pounds of toothy fury.

        • rightymouse says:

          Good for him! Our baby Rotty girl would be a problem at 65 lbs of ugly, barely concealed rage.

  57. Octopus says:

    I think it does not involve a futon fused to his wrinkly old ass, like yours.

  58. Octopus says:

    My favorite nickname for the incredible clown car of bad candidates the Dems have coughed up, which I feel must include “Teh Squad,” as they keep elbowing their way in front of every camera and mic within a square mile of wherever they’re squadding on a particular day, is “The Aristocrats.” This is a reference to the old comedians’ joke for other comedians, which was exhaustively covered in the documentary of the same name. I believe Gilbert Gottfried did the most revolting version (lost his lucrative AFLAC gig over it), but there were a number of vile renditions competing for the title. 😂

    Look it up at your own risk, and not at the office. 😱😆😆😱

  59. Octopus says:

    As a gesture of goodwill, I made Chonky this younger, hipper avatar to replace the 15+ year-old clunker he’s been stuck with. I hope this helps you connect with your target audience, Skinnyjeans!

  60. Octopus says:


    Suddenly, Dershowitz is a Republican! 😂

    Sorry, Dems. He’s another one of yours.


    Dershowitz has said he is a member of the Democratic Party. However, in 2016, he stated that he would cancel his party membership if Keith Ellison was appointed party chair;[37] Tom Perez was appointed instead. Dershowitz endorsed Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential election, and later endorsed the party nominee, Barack Obama.[38]

    Commentary on Trump
    Dershowitz also campaigned against the election of Donald Trump during the United States presidential election of 2016 and has been critical of many of his actions, including his travel ban, his rescission of protections for “Dreamers” and Donald Trump’s failure to single out white nationalists for their provocations during protests in Charlottesville.[39][40]

  61. Octopus says:


  62. Octopus says:

    Imagine, if you will, a place in the multiverse where Fatass McDumbth did not go off his rocker, after getting the violent brush-off from the lovely and brilliant American woman, Pamela Geller. A world where he wooed and won his darling, and kept his blog a vibrant outpost in the war against Islamofascism and SJW madness. He never quit riding his bike, and was therefore able to fit through his doorway and travel to interesting places, both near and far. He’s a happy, wealthy man in this scenario, having monetized his super-successful blog to the tune of several million bucks. He also retains a strong stake in several other internet companies, including PJ Media and Breitbart — he and Andrew became very close in the months leading up to the latter’s tragic death, as they shared a vision and a mission of saving this great country from itself.

    This is how Chonky appears in this magical realm:

  63. Octopus says:

    What happens when a bull elephant (say, Trump) goes to the Donkey Show, and then gives a RINO a good rogering? With his massive, prehensile penis?


    • Octopus says:


      Please stop. She’s a big nuthin’!

      • Bunk X says:

        Until after the Donkey Show primaries… She’s gonna stroll in from the wings just like Barrack did.

        • Bunk X says:

          “Yeah, I’ve got a big caboose. Barack.” – Michelle Obama

          • Octopus says:

            I think she has all the natural likability of Shrillary, with her only advantage being the novelty of a black woman, which is no novelty to me — I see them every day, and not just on tv, like the limo liberals do. Some are awesome, but many are meh, or worse. Moochelle tends toward the “worse” end of the scale, imho.

  64. Bunk X says:

    Linda Teränen is awesome.

  65. ISTE says:

    Just posting something that means nothing so Bunk does not get a sidebar win

    Yes, I am an asshole.

  66. rightymouse says:

    Morning! Thunderstorms in NE Ohio this morning! Will be gone most of the day to the beauty salon and lunch with my MIL. Behave yourselves!!

    • Octopus says:

      My wife is out with the girls doing beautification rituals, also. I have Babysitting duties with George and Henry. It’s hot and humid here, with big ol’ T-storms forecast for later. Ooooh, scary!

      Wednesday morning we’re heading to FL for a big family reunion, then we’re going Out West to see those friends and family, along with natural wonders like Yellowstone, Zion National Park, and a few other tourist traps along the way.

      • rightymouse says:

        We’re back & hubby is downstairs with his producer & the head of a Cleveland dance company conspiring on the fall production of ‘West Side Story’. 🙂
        Meanwhile…Me, hubby, youngest son & 2 grandkids are headed for Thailand on August 2 for 2 weeks. Can’t wait! 🙂

  67. rightymouse says:

    Not to worry. Beto & Booker are gonna do their pronouns in Espanol… 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      What a faker. She fakes everything. Her ‘heritage’, pandering to beer drinkers, and now to ‘WOKE’ idiots who will probably be too stoned to vote in the primaries, let alone the Presidential race.

      • Octopus says:

        What are her Indian pronouns?

        “Me want beer.”
        “Squaw no makum brave dinner!”

  68. Octopus says:

    Those food delivery guys all dip into your food, help themselves to a taste. There was a big gross expose on this a month or two ago. No thanks. Stick to the microwave at 7/11.

  69. Octopus says:

    “Been working. Project. In my office.” 😆

  70. Octopus says:

    ‘E’s ‘allucinatin’ agin, boss. Should we send in the net-guys, or just let ‘im be?

    Why in the world would anyone want to interview the owner of the 500,000th (and falling fast) most-popular site on the internet? You’re saying you’re “Big in China,” Chonky? No, you’re not. Just because you have more chins than a Chinese phonebook doesn’t make you a hot property in Communist China.

  71. Octopus says:

    That’s so cute, you making friendsies with two of the darlings of the Idiot Left. I’m sure they’ll invite you over for some of that Asian Diet Tea, that makes you crap your brains out for two days. Sounds like a real party.

  72. Octopus says:

    Cool story, bro! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Redtail Hawk darkened our patio before it figured out its mistake.

      We also had a hummingbird attack its reflection. I picked it up, put it on a limb, and it sat there for about an hour while it thought about what it had done.

  73. Octopus says:

    Thanks, Ace!

    The Saturday Night Joke
    Two sisters

    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble..

    In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

    Upon leaving with $600, the brunette tells her sister, ‘When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.’

    The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

    She walks into the telegraph office, and says, ‘I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.’

    The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word.

    After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, ‘I want you to send her the word ‘comfortable.’

    The operator shakes his head. ‘How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word ‘comfortable?’

    The brunette explains, ‘My sister’s blonde. The word is big. She’ll read it very slowly… ‘com-for-da-bul.’

  74. Octopus says:

    Actually, that slime you see on the shiny NASA 🚀 is thanks to Jim Hansen, the disgusting purveyor of Global Climate Chaos OMFG!!1! You should know that — you’re soaking in it, Madge. 😄

  75. Octopus says:

    Of course you will. It’s a groovy comic book! With politically correct casting!

    • Octopus says:

      If only you cared about yourself, and your sister.

  76. Octopus says:

    Me own sidebar. Squaw makum brekky! 😁

  77. Octopus says:


    Please readum thread. Much ho-ho-ho! Squaw thinkum squaw brave, likum other squaws for grunty-hugs! 😆

  78. Octopus says:

    Loves his country!

    Loves his Uncle George!

    Loves the Wings!

    • rightymouse says:


      • Octopus says:

        The whipping leaves my arm sore. They do sing some moving spirituals, though.

        Cousin Al is getting so big, despite never being fed and working the fields all day long.

        George is slacking off, again! Oh, he’s going to get it.

        Swing low, sweet chariot! Coming for to take me to the park…

  79. Bunk X says:


  80. Octopus says:

    She makes my skin crawl a little, but I’m glad she’s “helping” the Dems in this early election season.

  81. Octopus says:

    Wailing and gnashing of teeth? Rending of garments? Cutting off your stupid ponytail and burning it? 😆

    Hey, you could always try to find a Dem candidate that isn’t a child-molesting creep, and nearly 80 years old. One that isn’t a Fake Indian, or a Buttplug connoisseur, or anything close to what your sorry Party has coughed up so far.

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