Breaking News: Charles Foster Johnson Spotted In Culver City?

Wow. Seems like there’s a bit of a transition going on, but Charles sure doesn’t look his age. Can’t verify authenticity as there’s no corroboration, yet. Dat you, Charles?

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270 Comments on “Breaking News: Charles Foster Johnson Spotted In Culver City?”

  1. rightymouse says:

    It does look transgendered doesn’t it?? 🙄

  2. rightymouse says:

    And to be fair, this is one transgender everyone should listen to. She’s amazing!

    https://www.thenewneo.com/2019/06/14/heres-a-brave-person/

  3. rightymouse says:

    Crazy people at Walmart. This one freaked me out! 😯

  4. rightymouse says:

    Father’s Day is tomorrow & I’m going to start the festivities by making hubby his favorite Thai food for dinner. Chicken curry is on the menu so I’ll be in the kitchen this afternoon. 🙂

  5. rightymouse says:

    A moment of self-awareness in Blubber’s life.

  6. dezzez says:

  7. Octopus says:

    I had to spend the evening with people who hate and fear Trump like he was literally Hitler, with a soupcon of Hannibal Lecter thrown in. Maybe some Ted Bundy, too. I mostly bit my tongue, but at one point I made a small defense of Trump in regards to tariffs on our economic rivals, and I was ridiculed. Well, what are you gonna do? Write off friends and family who have different political beliefs than I do? I think not. But I am going to be more outspoken in Trump’s defense moving forward, and see how things pan out with the Angry Ones. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Glad to hear you’re going to stand up for him! I do. People may not like it but that’s their problem.

      • Octopus says:

        Not sticking up for him is easier, with the Angry Bedwetters all furious and poopy-pantsed about him. I think it’s worth taking the time to refute their feeble, delusional fantasies. Gently and politely, with a passive-aggressive smile 😊.

        • rightymouse says:

          One thing I’ve learned is that they are irrational so if you start asking questions about their generalized comments like “He’s a Nazi”, they get upset & change the subject. One went from “He’s Hitler” to “He’s a misogynist for being against reproductive rights”. My head hurts just thinking about dealing with the intellectual insanity.

          • Octopus says:

            I was shocked at how they still think Trump is going to destroy the economy and take away all the rights of women, gays, Dems and the other minorities of your choice. Oh, and don’t forget the Russians. They still KNOW he’s in cahoots with Putin. 😮😱😢

    • rightymouse says:

      Love that video clip! Shows once again how WRONG liberals were in 2016. Maddow should have been fired.

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆

  8. dezzez says:

    Morbidly obese, internet tough guy sure as hell aint man enough to take the dare, are ya Chunck?

  9. rightymouse says:

    Happy Father’s Day to all you Dads out there!!

  10. Octopus says:

    🤗🤩🥳😎

  11. Octopus says:

    Did the wheels finally come off? Did the walls close in? Are the men in white coats here to drag him away? 🤣

  12. rightymouse says:

    Stopped clock..

  13. rightymouse says:

    Oy! We have a tornado warning in our area until 4:00 pm. Oy!

  14. rightymouse says:

    It poured just now. And I mean POURED! Our gutters held up as did our sump pumps & electricity. 🙂

  15. rightymouse says:

    Rachel Dolezal, the race faker, is bisexual. I’m thinking she needs a good shrink.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7146349/Race-faker-Rachel-Dolezal-reveals-BISEXUAL.html

    • Octopus says:

      Her skin has turned back to white, I see. Might as well skip the spray-on Negro if they won’t let you in the clubhouse.

      I still don’t understand why Talcum X gets a pass on his fake-ass race-appropriation. Sexist AND racist!!1!

  16. rightymouse says:

    Get help, Fatso! 😯

    • Octopus says:

      I love the way there’s no connection whatsoever between the Trump tweet and Chonky’s reaction freakout. A perfectly benign, happy tweet like this makes him seethe like a Muslim terrorist in Catholic Church. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        I don’t get the disconnect either.

      • Bunk X says:

        Like Andrew Breitbart said, “Somebody got to him.”
        Charles Johnson is getting paid to post this crap. Nobody flips like Charles did unless Luco Brazzi or Ahmed X showed up at his doorstep.

  17. Octopus says:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7146301/OJ-Simpson-says-hell-challenge-BS-reveal-politics-Twitter-video.html

    Don’t do it, Juice! 😂

    He’ll get hammered mercilessly if he takes to Twitter. So…do it!

  18. Octopus says:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/not_tomcruise/status/1138130593177194496

    This guy does an amazing Tom Cruise impersonation. I heard him on the radio earlier today, and I thought for sure it was the real weirod himself, until he started talking about his career as an impersonator.

  19. Octopus says:

    That’s it. 😄

  20. dezzez says:

    Translation= Chuck cant afford a subscription and the paywall is making it hard to plagiarize their articles.

    • Bunk X says:

      Yep. He’s trying to find the parade again. Rush brought up Dan Rather’s fabricated Killian Documents again last week. No mention of #Rumpswab or his #Rumpswamp.

    • Bunk X says:

      Jack and Jill, and I don’t wanna know what they’re doing, but I can guess.

      • Octopus says:

        They were fornicating. Perfectly natural. Pity that Jack fell on the way down, suffering a closed-head injury that rendered him an idiot for the rest of his life. Jill fell, too, trying to save him from the cruel rocks below, but was able to hang onto a tree root at the edge of the cliff. Later, when it was discovered she was with child from the ill-fated tryst with Idiot Jack, her irate father told her to go jump off a cliff, but it was only a bluff. And not a very steep one, at that. They all lived happily ever after, but none so happily as Idiot Jack, who never had a care in the world and was fed by kindly townsfolk. They even let him drink the leftover beer from the pub’s spill-tray, which made him even happier.

  21. Bunk X says:

    Hey Charles! How ’bout doing a podcast? All the cool kids are doing it. We’d love to hear from you, and we could help screening calls, too, so that no stalkers get through.

  22. Octopus says:

    https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2019/06/warmist_doomsday_cult_trying_yet_another_rebranding.html

    “Climate Change” is out, and “Climate Emergency” it “Climate Crisis” will be the New Hotness, pun intended. Look out for Chonky’s first rebranding tweet on this burning 🥵 issue (pronounced “IS-yew”). 😂

    I was rooting for “Global Climate Chaos OMFG!!1!,” but I guess that’s a mouthful. Also, you need spastic arm-waving and googly-eyes to convey the full seriousity of my term.

  23. Octopus says:

    I have only one nominee for the just-opened WH press secretary position, with the great Sarah Sanders retiring: Milo Yiannapolous. Make it so. 😂

  24. rightymouse says:

    I’m confused. Didn’t Fatso say he lived in Japan for a while because his father was in the military?? Weird.

    • Octopus says:

      He did! So, is he lying now, or was he lying then?

      Oh, what a tangled web… 😆

    • Axing for a friend says:

      So his dad started a family then changed his mind on the whole thing, pulled a 180 and walked out? Hmmmm could explain a lot about Chonky’s um complicated character issues. And less than stellar web political news career. The closest thing he ever had to something being “his baby” was LGF.1 pre ’09.

      I wonder if his dad ever tells people, I’m the same as ever, it was she and that kid that changed. Turns out they were racists.

    • dezzez says:

      Even on Fathers Day, Chuck wants someone to join his pity party, yeah odds are he is lying as usual but its still no less pathetic.

    • Bunk X says:

      THAT explains a lot.

  25. Octopus says:

    https://web.archive.org/web/20110604220456/http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/62000

    Once upon a time, in the Before Times, the Long, Long Ago, there was a Righteous Gentile who has since recanted and gone Full Retard Leftist. He lived for a time in Japan, under mysterious circumstances. 🤓

    • Bunk X says:

      Great find. 😀 😀 😀

      • Octopus says:

        He’s buried most of the old LGF Stuff, sadly. There are still links on his Wiki pages that lead to odd disconnects. For instance, it says on his Wiki that he and Michael, his gay bro, founded Codehead Software together. That’s not true.

        http://tamw.exxoshost.co.uk/codehead.htm

        Lying about things is not second nature to him, but first. He could easily be lying about his father deserting the family, for instance.

  26. Axing for a friend says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/06/hillary-clinton-triggered-lashes-out-at-president-trump-over-his-interview-with-stephanopoulos/

    LOL! Poor crooked old shrew Shrillbeast (aka Chonky’s rock star candidate) appears to not realize the jig is up. The hoax is fully exposed and the only one’s pretending not to know are the fully discredited lefturd MSM and other dolts like Chonky and Nasty Piglosi.

  27. Axing for a friend says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/06/hillary-clinton-triggered-lashes-out-at-president-trump-over-his-interview-with-stephanopoulos/

    LOL! Poor crooked old shrew Shrillbeast (aka Chonky’s rock star candidate) appears to not realize the jig is up. The hoax is fully exposed and the only one’s pretending not to know are the fully discredited lefturd MSM and other dolts like Chonky and Nasty Piglosi.

  28. Octopus says:

  29. Octopus says:

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-to-kick-off-2020-presidential-re-election-campaign-in-orlando-florida-a-city-that-loathes-him

    😂😂😂😂

    Peep this DB silly-headlined story about the kickoff to re-election for our great President. Orlando “despises him,” but people were massing for forty hours in anticipation of cheering him on. He’ll have SRO crowds everywhere along the way, while the Dem clown-car does pratfalls in front of dozens of sad Leftists. Here we go again, folks. 😢😢😢🤣🤣😂😂🤪

  30. Octopus says:

    https://amgreatness.com/2019/06/16/when-normality-became-abnormal/

    VDH speaking like a rational human being about a host of pertinent IS-yews. It’s so rare, it’s shocking. More like refreshing, but shockingly so.

  31. Octopus says:

    https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/06/17/this-is-disgusting-actor-john-cusack-retweets-anti-semitic-image-says-a-bot-got-him/

    Cusack gets caught tweeting anti-Semitic slur, doubles and triples down, THEN tries to blame it on da bot. It’s something Chonky would do. 😂

  32. Octopus says:

    It’s “Climate Crisis” or “Climate Emergency” now, Fatass. Get with the damn program! 😆

  33. Octopus says:

    Gus trying to imply that our attention to the southern border is misplaced energy, because drugs also come in elsewhere. 🙄

    • Bunk X says:

      If you were a serious drug smuggler, would you risk putting 33,000 pounds of cocaine on a single ship? Something doesn’t add up.

      Reminds me of the 1970s when local police would bust someone for 2 oz. of marijuana and claim it had a street value of $500.

  34. Octopus says:

    She still crazy as sheet! 🤪

  35. Octopus says:

    It’s terrifying! The horror…I mean, he’s actually talking about enforcing the law. Who does that, besides Literal Hitler?! 😱

  36. Octopus says:

    https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-sorry-banning-plastic-bags-wont-save-our-planet/

    Me, earlier today at the grocery store: “Of course I’ll take the plastic!” 😄

  37. rightymouse says:

    Welp. The walls are closing in at work. The sale is finalizing next month. I have to clean out my boss’s office this week. He used to own the joint. My ass is likely on the chopping block as well. Ugh. New beginnings!

    • Octopus says:

      If you’re like me, you hate this kind of change. It’s very stressful, with so much uncertainty and whatnot. On the other hand, change can be very good for you, and allow you to break out of a stagnant rut and find new challenges, meet new people, not all of them needing a punch in the face. Good luck, ‘Mouse. You’ll be okay.

      Just out of curiosity, is the boss you worked for sailing to Tahiti under a golden parachute? Is he striking it rich by selling, or getting out by the skin of his teeth before the IRS or some other regulatory bulldogs come in to get him?

      • rightymouse says:

        My boss is old and in a wheelchair. His brother is 92 and deaf. The company needed to be sold. It’s the reality of an era coming to a close that’s rough. I’ll be ok.

        • rightymouse says:

          Our company is in great shape financially. The company that bought us is paying cash – over 500 million.

          • Octopus says:

            Holy sheet. 😮

            Well, people do get old and have to retire sometime. Nice when it’s on your terms.

          • rightymouse says:

            I’ll be fine & they’re more than fine. All is good, just gritting my teeth over the timing because of health insurance.

          • Octopus says:

            Health insurance is huge. My daughter is trying to get her employer to institute a program, now that she’s office manager. We’ll see.

          • rightymouse says:

            Son has his own insurance. Hubby is going on Medicare this year, but I don’t turn 65 until January. There’s COBRA, of course, to tide me over if anything happens to my insurance before next year, but I’d rather not pay their insane rate.

  38. Bunk X says:

    Socialism in Action is awesome.

    • Bunk X says:

      Diversity!

      • rightymouse says:

        Looks lovely! NOT! So glad I left!

        • Octopus says:

          Ugh. We have a three-day stop in LA scheduled for later in the summer — I wouldn’t go, but our good friend is still living there part-time, and he knows all the best places to go. He’s in the process of moving to a little city outside of Portland, which we won’t get to this year.

  39. Bunk X says:

    The Missus said that Donald Trump is going to LiveTweet the democrat debates.
    Trolling x11ty!

    • rightymouse says:

      There isn’t ONE Donkey candidate who has Trump’s charisma and sense of humor. They’re boring socialist ass-holes.

    • Octopus says:

      His tweeting about the debates is going to give Chonky an embolism. 😂😂😂😂

  40. rightymouse says:

    Yep.

  41. ISTE says:

    Wednesday morning in Houston and as I have been awake all night I am now going to eat and go to bed.

    Having a couple of slices of pizza.

    Pizza is a fascinating geometrical wonder. It is made in a round shape, then when cooked it is placed in a square box.

    When taken out of the box it is then cut into triangles!

    The mathematics of pizza are really complicated.

    Tomorrow I am going to have a fried egg sandwich…..

    • Octopus says:

      I’ve heard you can cut a square sandwich into triangles, recently. And dip it into a bowl of soup, which is usually a circular, hemispherical serving dish.

      We used to think Algebra was everything, thanks to the feverish ranting of Lewd-Wank Von Slutshamer, but now it appears that Geometry is just as critical to coping with existence.

      • My gravitar looks like Chonky's soul says:

        I often put semi-circular ice cubes (half hockey puck shaped) into a square tumbler. That’s gotta mean something.

        • Octopus says:

          It means nice cold whiskey 🥃. 😊

          • rightymouse says:

            I’m having some with cola right now. 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            Good call! My fave is Jack and Diet Coke, in that genre. 😊

          • Bunk X says:

            Jack comes in a bottle shaped into a rectangular prism, coke comes in a cylinder, and you mix both in a truncated cone filled with cubes (or perhaps hemispherical spheres).

            I ordered a large pizza once and was asked if I wanted it cut into six or eight pieces. I told them to cut it into six. I can’t eat eight.

          • Octopus says:

            That reminds me of this fat guy I knew in college. He always ordered one large pizza w/everything for himself, with a 2-liter Pepsi, also for himself. It took him just a few minutes to consume this snack. Nobody said anything about it.

          • Bunk X says:

            Sounds like the dude was a pro.
            “Keep your hands and feet away from his mouth.”

  42. Axing for a friend says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/poll-trump-2020-launch

    “New poll offers Trump dose of good news, amid 2020 campaign launch”

    Trump’s right again. No big surprise there. Whenever he appears out of touch it turns out he’s the only one that’s right.

    I recall just last week the Late Night Demoncrap Shows were ridiculing Trump as delusional about his re-election chances because his own polling and others showed him losing to every Demoncrap crank candidate with a pulse. He insisted they must be wrong and his campaign guy pointed out the data’s old from March, even before the Mueller report. They also fail to note he gets nothing but negative press from all drive-by MSM and related media.

  43. Axing for a friend says:

    Test – checking to see if this disappears like most of my comments recently. Seems anything I post with a link of late is disappeared. I wonder if it’s my email I use here which is completely bogus.

  44. Axing for a friend says:

    OK I just did one with a link and it has not appeared. Aksimet must think I’m a spambot when I post with links.

  45. My gravitar looks like Chonky's soul says:

    Hmmmm. The last comment without a link didn’t appear.

  46. My gravitar looks like Chonky's soul says:

    As long as I can’t post links this is my new look.

  47. Octopus says:

    Detroit Youth Choir in da house!

    • rightymouse says:

      Brings tears to my eyes! Fabulous!!! 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        I know! It’s so great to see kids enjoying life in such a positive way, especially when so many of them come from rough family situations.

        I hope they can come up with some good follow-up performances, when the live shows start. I suggest “Higher Ground,” by Stevie Wonder.

  48. Octopus says:

    Love those Dummycrap early polls! 😂😂😂😂

    Try to contain your jubilation, Fatass. At this point in 2015, the same pollsters had Jeb Bush trouncing everyone.

    • rightymouse says:

      Donkeys who don’t understand how badly they were burned by 2016 polls deserve to have their asses blistered again.

      • Octopus says:

        You’d think they’d be over polls after that glorious debacle of being wrong about everything. 😂

        • rightymouse says:

          The only polls that were even CLOSE were Rasmussen & the LA Times polls. I remember telling hubby that if the LA Times poll isn’t totally in the tank for Hillary, something is seriously wrong.

          • rightymouse says:

            But those polls were close to election day, not over a year out like these polls. So silly for anyone to take them seriously.

    • Bunk X says:

      Psst. Hillary’s leading Biden. Pass it on.

  49. Octopus says:

    What if they changed “trade barbs” to “Culver City Chonky-Man Harpooned By Japanese Whalers On Beach Vacation?” Would that be more to the point of what actually occurred?

  50. Octopus says:

    For David French, Bill Kristol, and the other cuckservative toadies.

  51. Octopus says:

    Maybe you wouldn’t be fused to the futon and covered with moss if you hadn’t decided to quit biking and never leave the bunker. Just a thought.

  52. Octopus says:

    Oooooooohhhhh!!1! 😱😱😱😱💩

    • Octopus says:

      This is the pinned tweet from one of Chonky’s little libturd non-pals — isn’t it cute, the way they DESTROY this Bad Orange Man and his friend Vlad? I mean, they just OWN him, and DRAG him, and BREAK him… 🤪

  53. Octopus says:

    No, stupid. We’re not. Temporarily separating young children from criminals while they are being processed is not “putting them in concentration camps,” unless you’re batshit crazy. Oh, wait… 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      My Dad was in a Japanese concentration camp in China during WWII. He was just a kid & survived, as did his siblings. Grown Chinese prisoners, on the other hand, were used for bayonet practice. Men, women and children in Nazi Germany & Polish concentration camps tended to be killed. Those unfortunate enough to be held in US camps under Roosevelt (a Democrat) weren’t brutalized or killed like their German/Polish Jewish counterparts in Germany or Poland.
      Fatso and idiots like AOC have no idea what they’re talking about.

      When illegal aliens are being gassed to death, call me.

    • Bunk X says:

      Hey Charles. You claim to be a journalist, so why don’t you get on an Amtrak to San Diego, hire an Uber or Lyft driver, and report from the border?

  54. Octopus says:

    Transcendently BAD!! 😆

  55. Octopus says:

    As far as anyone can tell, yes. 😢😂

  56. Octopus says:

    No, probably not. 😂

    Could you be more desperate for attention to your long-gone musical career? Geezus!

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s always about him! His music sucked.

    • Bunk X says:

      Co-worker was born in Hawaii, knew the patois, spoke it, played this tape of Poi Dog.

      BOCKS FO LOLOS!


      It’s a parody of Charles Johnson’s GoFundMe drive prior to Charles Johnson’s GoFundMe drive.

      (“Lolos” means idiots in Hawaiian slang.)

      My friend was also a Sergeant in the US Army.

  57. Octopus says:

    Mid-Day Sidebar!!

    Noice. 😎

  58. Bunk X says:

    • Bunk X says:

      BTW, Occasional-Cortex, the Japanese internment camps were established by FDR, a democrat, via executive order, IOW, by fiat.

      • Bunk X says:

      • Octopus says:

        It was later discovered there were dozens of Japanese spies working all over the West Coast, and elsewhere they could blend in. Yes, it was unfair to most of the Japanese in this country legally, just immigrants like the rest of us, but the internment camps were NOTHING like Nazi concentration camps. It was more like a really bad vacation, where your money and home were taken away from you temporarily and sometimes permanently, depending on circumstances.

        • Bunk X says:

          Permanently, for the parents of someone I know.

          • Octopus says:

            It was a bad deal, but no gas showers or crematoria. It was racist, as there were no similar measures taken against German-Americans, even though the original plan called for both Germans and Italians to be “relocated.” That never happened, of course. Japanese-Americans fought courageously for the US, as did blacks who weren’t enjoying much in the way of civil rights at the time.

            Not widely-known is the fact that both Canada and Mexico enacted similar relocation programs for Japanese living in their countries. RACIST!!1! (Those were different times)

          • rightymouse says:

            I have a good friend whose parents were in Roosevelt’s camps. He’s a conservative. You should hear him go on about Democrats.

    • Bunk X says:

      What does her shirt say? REMATRIATE THE LAND?
      What the hell does that mean?
      https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rematriation

      • Octopus says:

        Oh, my aching ass with this girl. 😆

        Is there ANY dim-bulb libturd concept she’s forgotten to endorse? Maybe something about stopping wild animals from killing and eating each other? Because that’s happening all over the world, largely due to capitalism and Trump.


        We have to do something! 😢

    • rightymouse says:

      Nice to see you back! 🙂

  59. Bunk X says:

    From the Anonymous Sources Department:

    WASHINGTON (AP) — The United States made preparations for a military strike against Iran on Thursday night in retaliation for the downing of a U.S. surveillance drone, but the operation was abruptly called off with just hours to go, a U.S. official said.

    • Octopus says:

      I wonder why they called it off. Perhaps the drone was in Iranian airspace?

      • Octopus says:

        A previously-unreleased song and video by Freddie has surfaced, which was created for a movie that never happened. I like it a lot, even though I wish there was a new Brian May solo in there.

        • Octopus says:

          This Stones tune has some beautiful guitar work by Richards and Mick Taylor — the latter had a real gift for longer solos, and ends this song with a very pretty, inspired example. Jagger’s lyrics are some of the best of his career, too.

  60. Octopus says:

    “Anyone need a pogo-stick lesson?”

  61. Octopus says:

    Anyone have a clue what this idiot is babbling about? Obama’s drone-war, maybe?

    • rightymouse says:

      The rule of thumb with Fatass is that reality is the opposite of what he tweets. Since he destroyed his blog, he’s always wrong.

    • My gravatar looks like Chonky's soul says:

      I think he may be referring to Trump’s easy and prompt defeat of the 30,000 strong terror army known as ISIS. Which Obungle blithely let amass during his Preezyduncy and obtusely referred to them as “ISIL” (L = Levant because ya know….then he can say they operate in Israel with their tacit approval in order to suck up to the shit-headed Palestonian anthropoids) He also referred to them as the JV team to imply they were al Qaeda’s little bothersome brothers instead of acknowledging they were constituting a caliphate if shariah nightmarish mass murder, destruction, revenge and general hateful oppression across lands formerly controlled by the Iraqi and coalition armies.

    • Bunk X says:

      He’s making shit up so that CAIR and the Muslim Brotherhood don’t come knocking on his door at 3AM again.

      • rightymouse says:

        Didn’t Fatty blame one of the posters at the time (Rayra??) for precipitating FBI/CAIR attention??

    • Bunk X says:

      Reposted.

  62. Octopus says:

    https://apple.news/AdpR025idTUGYzHCghkpwVg

    Assdouches Obama and Bono living it up together! 😂

  63. My gravatar looks like Chonky's soul says:

    Concentration camps? Letsee in Nazi Germany Pols, Jews, Catholics and other undesirables were robbed at gunpoint of their belongings and then loaded into box cars like cattle and shipped by train or marched to the camps where there was forced labor, no medical care and very little food. brutal violence and general callousness even toward the weak and old.

    In the US the people leave their countries willingly and sometimes ride a train (illegally), or sometimes by caravan ride to the American border with their family members and children and willingly cross the US physical barriers with nothing in their pockets, no skills and possibly carrying disease to be intentionally detained and entered into the US refugee process (ignoring the fact they’re already out of supposed danger having escaped to Mexico) where they’re given food, shelter and medical care. If allowed they will be given more permanent shelter, money, health benefits, free education and college.

    Oh Chonky Occasionally-Cortexless are right! Oh the Hunanity. If you concentrate real hard on being an obtuse Idiotarian blathering fool ICE is just like Teh Nazis KKK! NEVER FORGET! (to ignore facts and insult actual victims, that is)

  64. My gravatar looks like Chonky's soul says:

    ‘Scholars’ Declare Trump Worst Modern-Era President For “Diversity”, “Overall Leadership”

    Ah yes, the “scholars” have spoken! And using only the strictest of factual criteria and unimpeachable, unprejudiced, professorial methods of the highest level the professors of higher wisdom have proclaimed President Trump…..

    A big poopy butt.

    • My gravatar looks like Chonky's soul says:

      In other related news:

      ‘Princeton professor calls Trump’s tweet about ICE raids a ‘terroristic act”

      Right. Like giving out bad grades to poor students. So fascist. Very terror.

  65. My gravatar looks like Chonky's soul says:

    ‘Longtime advice columnist E. Jean Carroll accuses Trump of sexual assault in 1990s’

    So this happened in a department store in ’95. Or was it ’96? Her story (in my words)……Anyhoo here I am at the posh department store with Donald Trump so naturally we gravitate toward the lingerie section and into a dressing room. Wait WHAT??

    OK in her words….

    In the excerpt, Carroll, who had a daily advice show at the time, said Trump recognized her and asked for her help choosing a gift. She said they eventually made their way into the lingerie section, and then a dressing room.

    “The moment the dressing-room door is closed, he lunges at me, pushes me against the wall, hitting my head quite badly and puts his mouth against my lips,” Carroll wrote.

    What you can’t just go into a lady’s lingerie changing room with a rich good looking NY socialite guy without him TOTALLY MISUNDERSTANDING YOUR INNOCENT INTENSIONS????

    Orange Man Bad. Pink Haired Weirod Totally Believable.

  66. Octopus says:

    Last week, you said that about “Sabrina.” 😆

  67. Octopus says:

    Wow. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s too early to be all romantic & girly.
      We need some heavy bro music.
      I cut my baby teeth on bands like Cream & the Beatles when I lived in Bangkok.

  68. rightymouse says:

    Business update (channeling ISTE) – cleared out my 99 year old boss’ office on Friday. Cried.
    I hope the dust settles before our yearly trip to Thailand.
    We’re leaving early August for Thailand. Just got hotels & domestic flights booked. Credit card companies are so weird – call or go see them to clear all accounts for international travel/hotels etc. & some asshole doesn’t get the memo so more calls have to be made. Gawd.

  69. rightymouse says:

    Bill Maher apparently thinks only Oprah can beat Trump in 2020. Bring it! 😆

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/bill-maher-claims-oprah-would-be-only-sure-bet-for-beating-trump-in-2020