“It’s possible for me to go many months at a time without remembering that Charles Johnson still exists.” – R.S. McCain


Stupid Is as Stupid Does

Also, when was the last time a woman — any woman, amateur or professional — had sex with Charles Johnson? He has never reproduced, and he’s now 66 years old, so it looks like he’s a Darwinian dead end. Reproductive failure is common among liberals, because #science or something. -R.S. McCain

Yeah, Charles Johnson is still the festering pimple on the butt of the internet, but the size of the pustule has diminished significantly. Verify it for yourselves.

Meanwhile, here’s a visual summary of all of Charles Johnson’s tweets since 04 November 2015:

257 Comments on ““It’s possible for me to go many months at a time without remembering that Charles Johnson still exists.” – R.S. McCain”

  1. dezzez says:

    If Chuck had 2 functioning brain cells, he might have figured out that his businesses model of pumping out hate 24/7 is a dismal failure.
    Don’t worry Chuck, just because you have managed to claw your way to the bottom of the barrel doesn’t mean you cant crawl under it to keep digging.

    • Bunk X says:

      George Duke had him sussed, as did a number of others. Charles always blamed everyone but himself.

      What bothered me most about Charles was his unwarranted backstabbing of those who helped him out and supported him in the first place.

      • Bunk X says:

        It’s also kinda fun to watch someone who claims to have moral superiority step on his own Magical Jazzy Ponytail and be mocked in public for being a dickhead.

        • Bunk X says:

          It’s also kinda fun to see that few remember him, and the ones who do remember him as being a dickhead.

          What a legacy.

          • rightymouse says:

            I still remember when things started going wonky at LGF. I was very disappointed. Then things got worse and he started banning people. Thousands of people. I still think it was Obama’s election and he figured he could become just as popular on the left. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

          • Octopus says:

            I’m sure he thought he would be the next HuffPoo or Koz Kids. That he’d be embraced by the Left he’d laughed at and ridiculed endlessly, for eight years. Oh, but he was misled! 😆

            I knew he was wonky behind the scenes since ’05, for reasons I’ve discussed. The only reason I went back was to eff with him while watching him self-destruct. It amused me, seeing the fascist side come out along with the long knives and ban-stick.

  2. Bunk X says:

    Don’t know what to make of this, so you get to see it, too.

  3. rightymouse says:

    Why do cats always puke on carpets? Why not the tile in the kitchen or bathrooms? Used to drive me nuts.

    • Axing for a friend says:

      Dogs too. Mine crosses the room from her bed, harfs on the area rug, then goes back and lays down.

      • rightymouse says:

        Unreal. I do remember when our last dog was old and had trouble walking, we put adult bed pads under him to absorb accidents while on carpeting. He would scoot OFF the bed pads and poop on the carpet or bare wooden floor. Dog puking was rare.

        • Bunk X says:

          Before I could pull over, Pecker Pete puked out the passenger window of my 1965 VW beater beetle, left a racing stripe with chunks. I never cleaned it off; it added character to my ride.

  4. dezzez says:

    Lets get this party started fat boy.

  5. Axing for a friend says:

    @willsommer A violent far right gang whining, “STOP THE SLANDER!” This is impossible to parody.
    23 minutes ago

    Perfect slander for Fatso to impotently pile onto. Note on Twitter they mock Proud Boys as pathetic but still wonder out loud who’s processing payments at their website so they can get them kicked off the pay platform. Hmmm, thought they were loser misfits. One points out they’re thwarting the processing ban by going through a secondary site and references another Twitter thread where they whine about Proud Boys noticing they can still successfully report Tweets from their banned accounts!! Which really pisses off the leftist fascists and has them grousing bitterly and impotently about manipulation of TwitterSupport terms of service. Oh boo hoo. 😦 LOL!

    Here the WAPOOP is miffed that the FBI won’t call them extremists as they do Antifa (who actually where masks like terrorists and advocate and initiate violence which any idiot knows).

    This commentor with the delightful name “can’t even” explains how the left and the completely discredited Southern Poverty Leftists Center smear legitimate groups as Nazis merely because they mock PC emasculated leftists and promote Western values over third world chaos and anarchy:

    5 months ago
    (Edited)Maybe the southern poverty law Center should read Peter and the wolf again. If you try to paint all ideologies that aren’t in line with their own as extremists, nobody will listen to them anymore. As can be seen with the FBI no longer accepting their recommendations. McGinnis, though very brash is a comedian, and the group is heavily laced in satirical bylaws. The proud boys have people of all colors and creeds, and the term western chauvinist means you think western culture is the most successful and should be the standard. I think we would all agree that western culture affords the most people with the highest standard of living, it’s the most inclusive, is the wealthiest and healthiest in the history of the world. If you have a problem with traditional gender roles and believe women should be bread winners, that’s your prerogative but to hold the position that to say that a man should take care of his family warrants a hate group?My wife is more than welcome to work but instead we decided i would sacrifice my time with my family so she isnt required too. You know what? We’re both very happy with the choices we’ve made. You dont have to live that way but you don’t have to interfere with those who do and share their opinionions of what works for them.

  6. Axing for a friend says:

    In other news: Dagen McDowell shoves her foot up Juan William’s ass.



    Still I give credit to Juan for just doing his job as the resident liberal punching bag on the show. I’ve always had a sympathy for him since he was black balled by the fake news crooks at NPR. But I love Dagen and watch her every morning as Maria B’s wing girl. In addition to the Biz News they tag team the crooked left all morning long until Stuart Varney takes over. Plus I’m crushing on her cute Texas husky drawl and her pretty sexy shiny hair.

    I remember when she used to do the biz news on Imus who bullied and intimidated everyone on the show except her because always prepared and knew way more than that old coprolite.

    • rightymouse says:

      There are times I feel sorry for Juan Williams, but usually I can’t stand how idiotic he comes across with his stupid ‘takes’ on issues.

  7. Axing for a friend says:


    If Trump did this Chonky and the Demoncraps would claim it was a tax dodge. As it is the brain-damaged left is claiming that conservatives who praise it are hypocrites because they’re supposedly against “free college”. Headline from the ironically vacuously named ThinkProgress:

    Fox News hosts accidentally forget they are supposed to be against free college

    Um….way to spectacularly and obtusely have the entire point go whizzing past your little simian beedle brows, leftards. We conservatives have no problem at all with billionaires paying for college for random strangers. It’s their money. What we have a problem with is leftards who commit OUR MONEY to pay random stranger’s college bills. Especially after we already paid for our own kids out of our pocket.

    They seemed to find this quote from Fox News, at the end of their article somehow proves their point.

    And indeed Earhardt herself attacked Warren’s proposal last month. “What about all the people who worked really hard to pay off their student debt loans and they’ve already done it? Or my dad who worked three jobs to put all three kids through college? Does he get his money back?” she asked Fox Business’ Stuart Varney.

    “You’re out of luck,” responded Varney.

  8. rightymouse says:

    That’s when you were fondly known as Inkypuss. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Ok. That’s weird. ^^^^^ was supposed to be in response to this from above:

      Octopus May 20, 2019 at 10:02 am
      I’m sure he thought he would be the next HuffPoo or Koz Kids. That he’d be embraced by the Left he’d laughed at and ridiculed endlessly, for eight years. Oh, but he was misled! 😆

      I knew he was wonky behind the scenes since ’05, for reasons I’ve discussed. The only reason I went back was to eff with him while watching him self-destruct. It amused me, seeing the fascist side come out along with the long knives and ban-stick.

      • Octopus says:

        I had a lot of fun as Inkypuss, trolling the hive-mind. I pushed it as far as it could go, on several sensitive subjects, and basically forced Fatass to ban me in order to restore order. I wanted to be banned, but I didn’t care for him making up a lie about me afterwards, saying I emailed him privately and threatened him. That was complete bullshit, and I knew what he was from that point on. 😆

        • rightymouse says:

          I first joined around 2005 I believe. There were some wild & crazy people posting there. Lots of fun. Fatso barely commented, so it was a free-for-all. There were ass-holes too.

        • Bunk X says:

          I heard Rush mention LGF twice in 2004 in reference to Dan Rather’s Killian Documents forgery. I read it regularly. That was back when Charles was still doing his “Door opens, door closes” membership bullshit. I got in late December 2007, lasted about a month. I mentioned the USS Liberty Incident and got dogpiled.

          By that time the lizards were already talking about “the stalker blog” (LGF2.0) and how it was filled with computer viruses. I was running some pretty good AV software, and decided to check it out. The rest is history.

  9. Octopus says:

    Your Mom.

    And your feeble, brain-dead playing of the Hitler-card is not going to win you any new recruits, or donations to the begging bowl.

  10. Bunk X says:

    We’re at about 1/3 of requested donations in one week.

    • Bunk X says:

      Pass it on.

      • Octopus says:

        I’ve passed it — hope it does some good!

        • Bunk X says:

          Thanks. She’s doing a little better, a little more alert. She’s been going through therapy, and the docs decided to see how she does without a feeding tube. She’s still having trouble swallowing, so they stuck it back in. My other sister set up a checking account to pay bills, and the GoFundMe account is now connected for automatic withdrawals.

          What amazes me is that she had a balance of only $80 on her credit card, yet she had no income. I can only guess…

          • rightymouse says:

            I still think there was a brain bleed. The swallowing problem is what my boss had when he was recovering from a stroke caused by a bleed back in 2000. Then one day he started talking, eating, swallowing and things were great until this last stroke. He’s 99 years old now. So I expect your sis to recover just fine.

  11. Octopus says:


  12. Octopus says:

    This is Obama’s strategy! Nobody else can use it. 😡

    • OLT. Emperor of Texan Columbia, Minister Plenipotentiary of The Left Coast Union, Time Traveller To The Stars says:

      I’m going to need a new irony board.

      No one is that stupid. So, it follows that Stalker Charles is just a liar.

      And the lie he’s pushing threatens the country’s foundation in law.

      Stalker Charles is advocating treason.

  13. Octopus says:

    Teh Warmening came too late for these brave men. Of course, a similarly-equipped expedition would meet with the same fate today, in the Northwest Passage To Frozen Hell.

  14. Octopus says:

    The Idiot Left’s newest boogyman scare-tactic is to accuse Trump of plotting to stay in the White House basically forever. While I’m glad they’re mentally conceding 2020, this is just more insane paranoia from the same people who promised economic collapse, nuclear winter and concentration camps for Dumbocrats if Trump was elected. Of course Chonky is right on board! 😆

    • KGB says:

      GWB was going to do the same thing. We were warned for years that he was a budding dictator who would refuse to leave office. Charles probably mocked that sentiment at that time.

    • Bunk X says:

      Uh-oh. Trump is flashing “f**k you” in UK gesture.

      I believe he’s going to be re-elected in 2020, but 2024 bothers me. Mike Pence is a good VP for the first term, but he’s not going to win if he’s the presumed successor. Trump needs an aggressive veritable clone for a new VP. That person is out there somewhere, but I’ve got no idea who could pull it off.

  15. Octopus says:

    The Outsiders are winning elections all over the world! 😃

  16. rightymouse says:


    • Axing for a friend says:

      Unless they’re liberal crooks in Congress who cynically pretend to help communities (black only, of course) while cheating the taxpayer with a fake charity raking in millions in grants and aligned with a for profit servicing organization controlled by the same crooks hoovering in all that taxpayer grant money to feather their own nest.


      Rockeymoore operates two organizations; a nonprofit called the Center for Global Policy Solutions (CGPS), and a for-profit consulting firm called Global Policy Solutions, LLC. (GPS) According to a Monday filing by the watchdog group, National Legal and Policy Center (NPLC), the two entities have overlapping operations, and may have been used for “illegal private benefit.”

      According to the report, CGPS and GPS “have mutual clients, donors and projects, and were located at the same address and share a phone number.”

      The NLPC’s complaint asks the IRS to investigate allegations of “shared leadership,” “integrated operations,” and “shared address and physical facilities” of Rockeymoore’s operations. The Examiner also points out that since marrying Rockeymoore in 2008, Cummings’ financial situation has improved considerably. According to financial disclosures, the couple currently owns two rental properties worth up to $500,000 each, and last year they sold their three-bedroom Victorian row house in northwest Washington DC for $896,000.

      According to its website, the Center for Global Policy Solutions is a nonprofit group that seeks to “create healthier communities, strengthen Social Security, and close racial wealth disparities.” The for-profit consulting firm, Global Policy Solutions LLC, describes itself as “a social change strategy firm dedicated to making policy work for people and their environments.” The complaint states that they “appear to operate almost as a single entity, allowing for an illegal private benefit for Maya Rockeymoore Cummings and her husband.”

      Rockeymoore’s consulting firm was selected for a $1 million federal contract with the General Services Administration in 2017 for work on the “Leadership for Healthy Communities” project to combat childhood obesity, according to federal records. At the same time, Rockeymoore’s nonprofit group “served as the national program office for Leadership for Healthy Communities,” according to its website. -Washington Examiner

    • rightymouse says:

      Gussy deleted the tweet. Wonder why. 😯

      • Octopus says:

        He got scareded. 😆

        Also, Drunk Gus is a lot more truthful and conservative than Nominally-Sober Gus. “Beer Balls,” we used to call it.

  17. rightymouse says:


    • rightymouse says:

      Actually, people have meltdowns when things HAPPEN that they don’t like. Watch the election videos in the thread above. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Yep. That’s LGF for ya. Cesspool.

      • dezzez says:

        Chuck will not be pleased lol!

        • rightymouse says:

          😆 😆

          • Octopus says:

            I’m surprised it took this long, but credit Gus for finally calling out the beast itself. How will Chonky handle it? I suspect he’ll ignore it, as long as Garage Boy does his usual “Trump sucks and America is stupid” — refrain today.

            Meanwhile, the sky is falling. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      El Gusano amazes me. Sometimes he’s lucid, calls it like it is, other times he’s back spewing marxist crap. His mind is a rubber pendulum banging all four sides of a trapezoidal clock case.

      Come on over, Gus! We’ll give you a probationary white hat. Maybe even a job.

      Oh, wait. You screwed yourself on the job offers, but hey. Buy the hat and we’ll give you a free bowl of soup.

      • Octopus says:

        I would welcome Gus with open arms, even with all of his ping-pongy brain chemistry in full discordant twang. I have some aviation topics I need clearing up, and I’d love to talk to him about my Dad’s WWII service as a radioman on a B-29 crew. I’m sure he’s full of insights about that incredible era in plane development.

        I just learned the other day that the survival rate for a crew that flew its allotted 25 bombing missions, as my Dad did aboard the “Limber Richard,” was about 29%. That’s nine kids and about 25 grandkids (and several great-grandkids) that would have never existed if his plane had been shot down or rammed by one of the kamikazi planes the Japs were employing in the last year of the war. Phew!

    • Bunk X says:

      Sufficient unto the day…
      5/21/2019 4:44:16 am PDT


      re: #43 A Three Hour Tour

      Did y’all see that SOMEBODY liked that bullshit tweet?




      Joe Bacon 🌹
      May 21, 2019 • 5:04:56am


      re: #74 Sufficient unto the day…

      Did y’all see that SOMEBODY liked that bullshit tweet?



      Not surprised. That prick can go to hell for what he said about my son.

  18. rightymouse says:

    I need this break to listen to effing awesome music. Oh. And Fatso. You suck on guitar.

    • windbag says:

      Watch for the guitar to disappear at the end when Prince tosses it up in the air. I’ve never been a Prince fan, but heaven’s to Betsy, he kills it.

      • rightymouse says:

        He’s phenomenal in this video!

        • Octopus says:

          My wife got me into Prince back in the ’80s, when she asked for and received his “1999” album from me for Christmas in 1982. I was very impressed by the songwriting and slick production, along with the fact he was doing the whole thing by himself in his studio laboratory. She dragged me to his concert after “Purple Rain” came out and made him a superstar, and his performance was incredible, one of the best I’ve ever seen live. I’ll never forget the young girls who were sitting, or mostly, standing around us, and their hysterical weeping during the whole show. I’d never seen that in person, only in Beatles newsreel video. 😆

          It’s tragic that he got hooked on opiates before and after his hip-replacement surgery, the same ailment that got Tom Petty re-hooked on the evil drugs that are killing Americans by the thousands. The infernal Chinese and others are making pills that look exactly like the real things, only they’re badly mixed with fentanyl, making it only a matter of time before you get the “hot shot” that turns off your pain for good.

          • rightymouse says:

            I’ve probably said this before, but he reminds me of Hendrix.

          • rightymouse says:

            Oh. And Fatso sucks on the guitar.

          • Octopus says:

            I think he was every bit as talented as Hendrix, in his own way. Both had mastered all the various forms of R&B and rock, and put them together in wildly-creative ways in their greatest work. Prince lived a lot longer than Jimi, who would have no doubt explored a lot of different types of music as he matured in his thirties. I have to say, much as I’ve enjoyed Prince’s best music over the years, I still prefer the raw brilliance of Hendrix.

  19. Bunk X says:

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles, Charles, Charles

      • Octopus says:

        That’s also Gus on politics, Sterno and ditchweed. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        We had one of those when my son was a baby. Was an excellent babysitter. 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          We had our first dog, the great Clancy, who worked as a babysitter with both our kids when they were very young. He’d herd them into the family room and keep an eye on them, letting them pull his fur and ears without ever so much as a whimper. He’d also inform us when their diaper had a number two, and needed changing. He was an awesome dog.

    • Bunk X says:

      That’s for ISTE.

      • Octopus says:

        That reminds me of the potato chips they sell across the border in Canada, that you just can’t buy in the US — Lays Ketchup Chips and All-Dressed Chips. One of my co-workers brings them in occasionally. Much better than you’d think they’d be, but definitely an acquired taste. I don’t understand why they aren’t marketed to Americans, who will basically eat anything.

  20. Octopus says:

    Kids can learn stuff, if you’re very patient. There is hope.

  21. rightymouse says:

    The Russia ‘scandal’ was manufactured, dude. It was blown the day the Donkeys at the White House under Obama, the DOJ under Lynch & the FBI under Comey decided to engage in a coup d’etat.

    • Octopus says:

      Dear Idiot Leftist Chonky,

      There is no scandal touching Trump — it’s all on the Democrats. Why do you think (I know, you don’t think, just parrot other IL’s screeching) Dear Leader Pelosi is against impeaching the President? Because she knows better than anyone except possibly Obama or Shrillary how incredibly bad the blowback will be for Democrats running in 2020.


      Popcorn! 😆

      Your greatest admirer,


      • rightymouse says:

        The images at this link are horrific yet barely touch the surface of what happened in China under Japanese occupation. As I’ve mentioned before, my Dad was there in a Jap camp and saw Chinese prisoners used for bayonet practice. He was a young boy. I can’t imagine his horror and he never talked about it very much.

  22. Octopus says:


    I found this article fascinating, even though it’s about sheer insanity. 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    Don’t worry, Fatass — NOTHING will ever top your public meltdown. You know, the one that cratered your once-successful, popular blog, and reduced you to begging incessantly (and unsuccessfully) for pennies from kids too broke to pay for their own place, much less their student loans. Your occasional “anonymous” donations to yourself are too pathetic to mention, but there they are, gleaming like pyrite in a pile of schist. Mocking you.

    Trump is a rock, too. Nobody you know is less likely to suffer a public meltdown. The guy’s been through it all, seen it all, conquered it all. You’ve failed at life, publicly and personally. Perhaps you should ponder your perspective.

    • Bunk X says:

      Yeah, Sure, Charles. The POTUS is going to post an incoherent screed entitled “Why I Parted Ways With Charles Johnson’s Brain.”

      Do you own pets, Charles? Please take them to an animal shelter before you decide to start twisting their heads off.

  24. rightymouse says:

    I know enough about venomous snakes to be unhappy & creeped out by this. My philosophy is to kill the slimy reptiles and check the markings when their heads are off

  25. Bunk X says:

    Yep. Someone. Not Trump, but someone…

  26. Bunk X says:

    I took a dive in the swamp to find a Gus mention, came up with nothing.
    Charle’s site is littered with weasel shit.

    • KGB says:

      What does LGF even look like these days? How many comments does he get on a “thread”? Are most of the threads just links to videos or articles, along the lines of his Twitter postings?

      • Bunk X says:

        What does LGF even look like these days?
        Heh. Think Happy Warrior versions 1 through 20.

  27. Octopus says:


    Apple’s Idiot Leftist Emeritus considers his generation’s greatest failure to be climate change. The very same climate change that isn’t happening, with no warming in 20 years and insignificant levels of sea-rise. 😂😂😂😂

  28. KGB says:

    Blind Items Revealed #1

    May 14, 2019

    For a few minutes people at a restaurant in NYC were confused. There was a barely legal teen calling this Oscar winning permanent A list mostly movie actor grandfather and then made out with him. It turns out that is just what he likes to be called by his new girlfriend:

    Robert De Niro

    Who knew Taxi Driver was a bio-pic?

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s a foul-mouthed pig.

      • Octopus says:

        Typical Hollywood creep-material. What a bad joke of a person he’s become! And his career…yeesh, it’s gone straight down the toilet with a long string of bombs. Just like Johnny Depp, another Hollywood dumbass.

  29. Axing for a friend says:

    LOL! They should ask Gus how that worked out. Finding yourself in your late ’50s with no savings, no career, a drug and booze additiction, a gimp leg and no health insurance. And all the doom and gloom you believed from the libtard Chicken Littles solely meant to scare you to vote for them never happened. Everything’s just fine and those who worked and saved are sitting pretty! Seriously, what are these idiots thinking?

    Lori Rodriguez, a 27-year-old communications professional in New York City, is not saving for retirement, and it isn’t necessarily because she can’t afford to — it’s because she doesn’t expect it to matter.

    Like many people her age, Rodriguez believes climate change will have catastrophic effects on our planet. Some 88% of millennials — a higher percentage than any other age group — accept that climate change is happening, and 69% say it will impact them in their lifetimes. Engulfed in a constant barrage of depressing news stories, many young people are skeptical about saving for an uncertain future.

    “I want to hope for the best and plan for a future that is stable and secure, but, when I look at current events and at the world we are predicting, I do not see how things could not be chaotic in 50 years,” Rodriguez says. “The weather systems are already off, and I don’t think it’s hyperbolic to be a little apocalyptic.”

    And Fatso himself would be even worse off if he hadn’t received a huge inheritance from his mother. I bet he squandered a lot of that too back when he thought he would be always have the option to sell his “lucrative web empire” Hahahahah! What a dipshit. What’s it worth now on paper? about 3 grand? IOW worthless. I remember when HuffPo came on the scene and immediately was up and running as a smooth and professional multi-tab left leaning yet credible news site with a stable of good writers (one being humorist Greg Gutfeld). Ariana wisely unloaded that at it’s peak for a cool 300 grand. Poor Chonky! Now he tries to impress people that he’s wealthy because he went to the local Culver City upscale market and bought some artisanal cheese and wine.

    • Octopus says:

      Don’t forget the Kalamata olives. 😆

      Chonky screwed himself so badly with the cratering of his accidentally-successful blog, it’s almost too pathetic and sad for us to relish the schadenfreude. Luckily, he’s such a douche-nozzle he forces the conservative world to mock and laugh at his plight, when they remember he’s alive and still bothering people.

  30. minnowredux says:

    wordpress is toying with me…..

  31. Octopus says:

    The Massive Public Meltdown Pt. 3546 is going to occur by Memorial Day. Lay in some beverages and snacks for the show. 😆

  32. dezzez says:

  33. Octopus says:

    Read this thread as a barometer of how insane the Idiot Left has become, in the wake of the Mueller Report. They’re more convinced than ever that Trump was placed into office by Putin.

  34. Octopus says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso lost his marbles years ago and they ain’t coming back. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        They’re spilled all over the bunker, down the drains and in the futon cushions. The same futon his giant ass is fused to permanently. 😱

  35. Octopus says:


    Ruh-roh! No wonder the Idiot Left is in paroxysms of paranoia. The truth is out there. 😆

    They’re also unsealing the file of Jussie Smollett, sealed for no reason by the crooked prosecutor in Chicago. There’s liable to be truth all over everything, if things continue this way.

  36. Octopus says:

    Tough choice, eh? 😂

  37. Octopus says:


    AOC is the precious gift from God that keeps on giving!

    I snorted some beer out my nose reading this. 😂

  38. Octopus says:

    No, Fatass. YOU don’t get to call anyone “humor-challenged.” Ever! 😆

    • dezzez says:

      • Bunk X says:

        Retweeting that got @BBQ_Sandwich sent to #TwitterGulag, and later permanently banned for being sent to #TwitterGulag in the first place, even though @BBQ_Sandwich took down the “offensive” retweet at Twitter request.

    • Axing for a friend says:

      Humor lover and all around master of life, Chonky Fartster teh Johnson.

      What other humorists and connoisseurs of life say about Chonky Johnson:

      That’s some crazy bad mescalin induced penis penis penis LOL! – Hunter S. Thompson

      A pannus of epic proportions. So it goes. You never know who will get one! – Kurt Vonnegut

      I’d eat his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti – Hannibal Lector

      He looks like a bucket of shit – Mel Brooks

      Dave’s not here – Cheech and Chong

  39. Bunk X says:

    Charles can’t play a diddley bow and doesn’t know who Son House was.

    • Octopus says:

      The kind of song that can capture your soul. If you have a soul, that is. Not you, Chonky.

  40. Bunk X says:

    The Trump Dump of declassified documents is hilarious. Not only did he hold off until Nancy & Co. started claiming obstruction and going ballistic all over the MSM, he timed it to ruin their three-day weekend.

  41. Bunk X says:

    Got a package delivered to the office Wednesday. I told the courier that I don’t usually get packages, but it was for my 30th Anniversary. He asked if it was for 30 years of employment. I said it was for the missus, that we’d been married 30 years.
    He said, “Wow. 30 years. What’s your secret?”
    I said, “Budweiser.”
    He gave me a fist bump.

  42. Bunk X says:

    Sister had a PEG today.

    • rightymouse says:

      They do that if a person can’t swallow/eat. Poor sis. 😦

      • Bunk X says:

        They did it so they could remove the tube in her nostril and down her throat. Her speech has improved remarkably since, and hopefully she’ll be able to swallow properly again. She’s able to sit up in a chair for 20 minutes at a time.

        Now there are rumors of leukemia…

        • rightymouse says:

          Leukemia? Oy! Isn’t that something they can tell by a blood test???

          • Bunk X says:

            I don’t know. Spinal tap indicated the possibility of cancer due to atypical cells. Blood tests show nothing.

          • Bunk X says:

            I spoke to her on the phone for the first time since she’d been hospitalized yesterday. She talked about the weather, that it’s been crazy, and that there were bucket-sized hail coming down. Then she said she had another call coming in, that she’d call back later.

            She doesn’t have a phone in her room.

  43. Axing for a friend says:

    Death Threat!!! Clearly someone is trying to encourage Donald Trump to decapitate Fatso’s fat head. And Twitter doesn’t even care! It’s clear who they’re backing in the next election. Hrumph.

    Another Trump cultist weighs in. Yes, that’s my head. https://t.co/oVORJZjZHk
    11 hours ago

  44. Axing for a friend says:


    Since he’s 5 they just got him the low end $29,000 model. That way if he loses it down the toilet or some kid steals it they’re only out $29,000.

    I would call this guy a fucktard but that would be racist. No seriously he’s all about his family. If you type his name in Google images it shows nothing but pictures of him with his son…uh no actually it just shows pictures of him posturing alone with his shirt off and with tattoos and dreads looking like a superficial douche.

  45. Axing for a friend says:

    NEWSFLASH: Moby’s still a creepy lying weasel.


    LOL! NP says the little freak never touched her. I’m seriously doubting his story that he touched his dick on Trump too. Because he appears to be a drug addled idiot. And how pathetic is it that you touched your junk on someone in public and no including the person didn’t even notice. Must have a real throbbing pack of Rolaids down there.

    Remember when Moby used to tell his minions to go out on website comment sections, pretend to be a Bush or Republican supporter and then say vile racist and bigoted things? It really pissed Chonky off until he turned into a creepy lying weasel liberal himself and his guys started doing the same thing on right wing websites late at night when the mods weren’t watching.

    Good times.

    • rightymouse says:

      Killgore was an effing douche nozzle. Couldn’t stand him & Fatso loved him & used him. Until Killgore pushed his douchebag self too far even for Fatso.

  46. Octopus says:

    Young Americans
    David Bowie

    They pulled in just behind the bridge
    He lays her down, he frowns
    Gee my life’s a funny thing, am I still too young?
    He kissed her then and there
    She took his ring, took his babies
    It took him minutes, took her nowhere
    Heaven knows, she’d have taken anything, but
    All night
    She wants a young American
    Young American, young American, she wants the young American
    All night
    But she wants the young American
    Scanning life through the picture window
    She finds the slinky vagabond
    He coughs as he passes her Ford Mustang
    But Heaven forbid, she’ll take anything
    But the freak, and his type, all for nothing
    Misses a step and cuts his hand, but
    Showing nothing, he swoops like a song
    She cries, “Where have all Papa’s heroes gone?”
    All night
    She wants the young American
    Young American, young American, she wants the young American
    All right
    Well she wants the young American
    All the way from Washington
    Her bread-winner begs off the bathroom floor
    We live for just these twenty years
    Do we have to die for the fifty more?
    All night
    He wants the young American
    Young American, young American
    He wants the young American
    All right (all right)
    Well, he wants the young American
    Do you remember, your President Nixon? (ooh)
    Do you remember, the bills you have to pay?
    Or even yesterday?
    Have been the un-American? (ooh)
    Just you and your idol sing falsetto (ooh)
    ‘Bout Leather, leather everywhere, and
    Not a myth left from the ghetto
    Well, well, well, would you carry a razor (ooh)
    In case, just in case of depression? (ooh)
    Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
    Blushing at all the Afro-Sheeners
    Ain’t that close to love?
    Well, ain’t that poster love?
    Well, it ain’t that Barbie doll
    Her hearts have been broken just like you and
    All night
    All night you want the young American
    Young American, young American, you want the young American
    All right
    You want the young American
    You ain’t a pimp and you ain’t a hustler
    A pimp’s got a Cadi and a lady got a Chrysler
    Black’s got respect, and white’s got his soul train
    Mama’s got cramps, and look at your hands ache
    (I heard the news today, oh boy)
    I got a suite and you got defeat
    Ain’t there a man who can say no more?
    And, ain’t there a woman I can sock on the jaw?
    And, ain’t there a child I can hold without judging?
    Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
    Ain’t you proud that you’ve still got faces?
    Ain’t there one damn song that can make me
    Break down and cry?
    All night
    I want the young American
    Young American, young American, I want the young American
    All right
    I want the young American, young American
    Young American, young American, I want the young American (I want what you want, I want what you want)
    All night
    You and I
    I want you, I
    Young American, young American, I want the young American
    All right
    And all I want is the young American
    Young American, young American, I want the young American
    Songwriters: David Bowie

  47. Octopus says:

    Gatage Boy has been given a good talking-to. 😆

    Courts used to always reverse Hitler’s decisions and Hitler would shake his fist and tweet something and then follo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    3 minutes ago
    Apparently Trump is going to appeal a judge’s ruling on border wall which is something Hitler always did.
    5 minutes ago

  48. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. So? Bill Clinton has NEVER been able to keep his dick in his pants and he’s a hero to the left, including the pussy hat feminists.

    • rightymouse says:

      And let’s not talk about JFK or Roosevelt.

    • rightymouse says:

      Do stupid liberals realize that Bill Clinton was an adulterer & philanderer or nah. Mostly ‘nah’. Hypocrites.

      • Bunk X says:

        C’mon, Gus. Stop by and vent all you want. You’ll calm down just like all ex-lizards, and just like all ex-lizards, we got your back. Now drink this. It’s called sanity.

      • Octopus says:

        Is there anyone alive so stupid and naive they think a thrice-married, oft-caught-chasing rogue millionaire is attempting to portray himself as the soul of marital rectitude? Or that he fools himself into thinking Melania married him only due to her burning lust for his chubby granddad-body, without a thought of his vast financial resources and connections?

        Come on, Gus. You’ve been around the block a time or two. Not to mention, willing to do things for money behind the Safeway when the welfare check’s run out. Let’s not play dumb here. 😆

  49. rightymouse says:

    Joke for the day. Sorry, Octo! 😆

    “An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.

    ‘Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write, what ye put yer old Mother through?’

    The girl, crying, replied, ‘Well … you see, Daddy … I became a prostitute.’

    ‘Ye what!? Leave here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to your devout Catholic family..’

    ‘OK, Daddy … as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this fur coat, the deeds to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a savings certificate for $5 million. And for me little brother, God bless his little heart, I’ve brought this gold Rolex And for ye Daddy, I’ve got ye the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that’s parked outside plus a membership to the country club … (takes a breath) .. and an invitation for all of ye to spend New Year’s Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.’

    ‘What was it ye said ye had become?’ says Dad.

    Girl, crying again, ‘A prostitute, Daddy!’

    ‘Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant! Come here and give ye old Dad a hug!'”


  50. Octopus says:

    Clinging to a dream that’s already turned nightmare. 😂

    • Axing for a friend says:

      Yeah, that’s not what they’re saying. In fact I’ve only heard Chonky say that right here. What they’re saying is impeaching Trump could very well result in it HURTING DEMONCRAPS. But try to tell that to a guy who cratered his own website for petty revenge and justified it, like he’s doing here with specious drivel that convinces no one and should embarrass him.

  51. Octopus says:

    This dog gets it. 😄

    • Axing for a friend says:

      My dogs would have eaten the carrots. That’s like a big treat for them.

      • rightymouse says:

        Our Rottweiler hates carrots and celery. 😆

        • Axing for a friend says:

          Ours seem to love the crunchiness and I always guessed maybe that they’re sweeter than most veggies.

          Well I guess so. Only problem is now when I chop up carrots for MY snack they go ape shit.

  52. Octopus says:


    Yes, there is one truthful, sane Democrat left. I know it’s hard to believe, but he exists. God bless this man.

  53. ISTE says:

    I think Killgore Trout was a lady trout

  54. Octopus says:


    They hired a “social justice practitioner” to give the commencement speech, and boy, did she deliver. 😆

    Imagine if you’d sent your kid to college here, and had to sit through something like this.

  55. Octopus says:

    Have a good Memorial Day, and remember the fallen. Also, it’s the unofficial Beginning Of Summer around here, which is YAY!!1!

    “In Flanders Fields”
    by John McCrae, May 1915

    In Flanders fields the poppies blow
    Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
    Scarce heard amid the guns below.

    We are the Dead. Short days ago
    We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie
    In Flanders fields.

    Take up our quarrel with the foe:
    To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
    We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
    In Flanders fields.


    “We Shall Keep the Faith”

    by Moina Michael, November 1918

    Oh! you who sleep in Flanders Fields,
    Sleep sweet – to rise anew!
    We caught the torch you threw
    And holding high, we keep the Faith
    With All who died.

    We cherish, too, the poppy red
    That grows on fields where valor led;
    It seems to signal to the skies
    That blood of heroes never dies,
    But lends a lustre to the red
    Of the flower that blooms above the dead
    In Flanders Fields.

    And now the Torch and Poppy Red
    We wear in honor of our dead.
    Fear not that ye have died for naught;
    We’ll teach the lesson that ye wrought
    In Flanders Fields.

  56. Octopus says:

    Literary Chonky is still trying to be friends with Stephen King. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s hitting on the Occasional Cortex as well by retweeting her glurge.

      • Axing for a friend says:

        Hmmm. Can’t decide if Chonk thinks Trump is metaphorically Randall Flagg or the creepy murderous clown in IT. If the latter he may be hoping for some celebratory gang bang (that pervo King actually really wrote for tween-aged characters in the book) of AOC after they’ve vanquished Trump. Ugh. The prospect of a gelatinous quivering sweaty Chonk grunting like a scene from Deliverance I wouldn’t even wish on AOC.

        • Octopus says:

          There is a very slight physical resemblance to PAAAAMMM, with AOC. Slim brunette, nice rack, opinionated and ethnically outspoken. Perhaps she’d be wise to take out a restraining order on Fatass now, before he gets rolling? 🤔

  57. rightymouse says:

    Let’s PARTY!! Have a wonderful Memorial Day!

  58. rightymouse says:

    To all former & current members of the Military – THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!!

  59. Octopus says:

    I rear-ended a car this morning.So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed that little things seem funny?

    Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it – he was a midget, er, a little person. He was hopping mad, too.

    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, “I AM NOT HAPPY!!!” So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then, which one are you?”

  60. Axing for a friend says:


    Great comparison of Mike Obungle, FKOTUS (First Klutz Of The United States) vs. the dreamy, beautiful and always poised Melania.

    Emperor: I thought maybe they didn’t feed her enough and she was going to devour me like a piece of sushi!

  61. Abu penis penis penis lol says:


  62. Axing for a friend says:

    And the Shrillbeast and former Preezydunce Grab Azz were out today limping along in the customary Chappaqua (old Indian name meaning “Another Place They Stole From Us”) Memorial Day parade of washed up white politicians. I won’t comment on her looks since I’ve already bashed one FLOTUS today. Let’s just say as Mel Brook’s Louis XVI would have said “She looks like a bucket of shit”.


    OMG as GP points out can you imagine if she’d been elected? She’d be meeting state leaders looking like this. And the equivalent of a FLOTUS would be a ghoulish old sex addict

    Isn’t it kind of funny that when she ran for Preezydunce she was champion of the America haters? And called the patriotic America lovers deplorable and stupid hicks for not voting for her. So what does she really think about all those yokels waving flags? Something like this I suspect:

    • Octopus says:

      Shrillary looks bloated and demented, just as she did during the campaign, only a bit more so. Man, did we dodge a bullet! 😁

  63. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    I have have a 3 emoji response to Bunk on hold. Thought I hit post comment.

    Maybe Chonky banned me.

  64. Octopus says:

    Yes, because Black People are too dumb to realize they’ve never been better off than they have during Trump’s administration. Stay on the plantation, Black People! 😄

  65. Octopus says:

    Did you know Yoda from Star Wars had a last name that was cut out of the movies, as they wanted him to feature a superstar-like one-word name, like Cher, Madonna and Sting?

    His last name was Lay-He-Who.

  66. Octopus says:

    Self-beclowned again! 😂

  67. Octopus says:

    I’d listen to Chonky — he knows about this one. 😆

    Also an expert on slicing and dicing babies, and selling them for parts as Planned Parenthood was caught on tape trying to do. Chonky smart!

    This is a little odd, because the MSM loathes Trump with a burning passion hotter than the sun, and it’s the Idiot Left Twitter-Hysteria Machine of which Chonky is a tiny insignificant part that jumps on every Trump tweet and amplifies it thousands of times across the universe. Sensing a disconnect, perhaps? Is it irony? My meter has been broken for years.

  68. Octopus says:

    And yet, you seethe and rant impotently for hours about each and every one. 😆

    Did a stable genius come up with “Trump Crime Family?” How about “Orange Man Bad,” the subtext to every screechy wail of outrage that arises from each Trump tweet?

    You know what else is degrading? Being fused to your futon. That’s some stinky squalor, right there. Ew.

  69. Bunk X says:

    I think we need a new thread, but I have a blood test tomorrow morning, so I’m gonna be cramming all night.

    Yeah, the crips wouldn’t take me.

  70. Octopus says:


    Is it true that nearly all of Chonky’s continuing tantrum revolving around Trump has to do with there being no excuse anymore for his fat ass to be unemployed and begging for money? Survey says…yes!

  71. Octopus says:


    Chonky had to pawn Mr. Mossberg when the blog went kaput. 😦

    It is truly shocking to see an academic doing actual learning/teaching these days. Kudos to this guy! Send him a crate of armor-piercing hollow-points, stat!

    • rightymouse says:

      Ok. The last part made me cry & it’s only 9:40 am.

      • Octopus says:

        The idea of people who served this country, love this country and want this country’s government to listen to them and do what’s best for this country, is shocking and hateful to the Idiot Left. They can’t wait for all of these “normal Americans” to be dead and buried. You think that’s an overstatement, if you’re a sane person, but Shrillary expressed that exact sentiment during the campaign, and to this day can’t accept her rejection outside of the urban and coastal bubbles.

        • rightymouse says:

          I’ve tried to pay close attention to the people at Trump’s rallies. They are the heartbeat of America and they are the “deplorables” Hillary put down with her snotty comment. And she lost. The way things are going, not one Donkey running for Prez has figured this out.

          • Axing for a friend says:

            Totally agree. They haven’t a clue where Trump’s power comes from. It’s why they’re stuck with Biden as the front runner. And he’s having to be sheltered. He made no appearances over the Memorial Day weekend. He’s made no stance on the idiotic issues the others are championing like black reparations, Green New Hoax, student debt blanket forgiveness and free college for all including foreigners who can hoist their illegal asses over a wall. His campaign claims he’s just “Biden”…his time (ba dump). But there’s also speculation that at 78 he’s not the friendly goofy “Uncle Joe” they remember from ’08. But rather Grampa Joe who loses his place and garbles his sentences and says “folks” way too much. And may just be too downright tired to run as hard as the young candidates. Or Trump heh heh.

  72. rightymouse says:

    Dayton Ohio was trashed by a tornado last night. Bunk, isn’t that near where your sister is in the hospital?? Hope all is well!!


  73. Axing for a friend says:


    Once again proving that in today’s enlightened world of women’s sports it’s a MAJOR PLUS to be a guy. This is described as “courageous”. I thought this was outrageous at first but there is very little protest coming from women’s athletes. So now I just find it funny.

    And those who call it unfair are shouted down as bigots.


    In a lengthy blog post Sunday, former tennis star Navratilova said she had “stumbled into a hornets nest” and been labeled as transphobic after speaking about the subject in recent months.
    While she said she was sorry for “suggesting that transgender athletes in general are cheats” she also added that there was no “perfect solution” to this issue and that if “everyone were included, women’s sports as we know them would cease to exist.”

    Yeah, just shuddup hater.

  74. Axing for a friend says:


    Ho hum. I knew this all along. OF COURSE, the FISA judges are all crooks. You always hear people like Hannity say that the FBI hoodwinked the FISA judges granting surveillance warrants by not telling them their basis was DNC paid for dirt. But a table in the article shows all 11 of the current FISA judges were appointed during Obungle’s regime when of course the IRS, the EPA, the FBI, the CIA and probably the fricking Post Office were all weaponized with heavily biased and partisan left wing sympathizers. They may not have known whether the requests were based on verified information or not but I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t have given a shit as long as it meant spying on Trump and his team to get dirt and destroy people’s careers was the desired outcome.

    • Axing for a friend says:

      And all those judges were appointed by stealth lying liberal Justice Roberts who pretended to be a Republican in order to get appointed. Once there he gave us Obunglecare. He argued it’s a new tax and therefore constitutional. And most recently lectured President Trump that ALL judges are impartial angels. Someone might be getting a little nervous about all those FISA appointments that resulted in improper use of the court.

      Notice, no one has ever referred to Ogunglecare ever again as a tax except for people who are supposed to be slobbering right wing lunatic conspiracists. Never mind that’s it’s only basis in constitutionality.

  75. dezzez says:

    I would say only Chuck can be this stupid, but his followers prove otherwise.

  76. rightymouse says:

    Update about the company I work for that just got bought out. The retirement plan is gonzo. Not our 401K (yet), but the subsidy that we get when we retire that pays for supplemental insurance for Medicare. It was a perk. Now it isn’t. And I’m due to retire next year. 😦

  77. Octopus says:

    Rather haunting, eh wot?

  78. Octopus says:


    Sad and infuriating. Does this mean they’re going to cancel MLK Day? I think not. Nor will they rename all the streets in every city named for Rev. King. What we will get, instead, is a riotous game of “But what about (white historical figure of your choice)?!”