“Nearly 1,000 Tweets Like This In My Mentions This Morning.” Charles Johnson is a liar.

Nearly 1,000 Tweet Mentions between 6AM and noon, and Charles Johnson read each and every one of them by 11AM. Pheeeew.

239 Comments on ““Nearly 1,000 Tweets Like This In My Mentions This Morning.” Charles Johnson is a liar.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Pay up, Chonky! 😆

    • KGB says:

      Not sure how I feel about Caitlen Bennet. I’ve watched several of her videos and while I agree with her on a lot of issues, she doesn’t seem to be the best prepared. I know it’s like shooting fish in a barrel on college campuses but sooner or later she’s going to get burned, like Ben Shapiro recently did.

    • KGB says:

      I’m not sure about Caitlen Bennet. I’ve watched many of her interviews and while I often enjoy them, she doesn’t seem to be terribly well prepared at times. Sooner or later she’s going to make herself look a right fool. I know it’s like shooting fish in a barrel with these college kids, but somebody’s going make her look like little Benny Shapiro did recently.

    • rightymouse says:

      Linky no worky. 😦

    • KGB says:

      Yes, let’s talk about women.

      I made my yearly trip to Taiwan a few weeks ago and every time I come back, I get so depressed by the state of women in America. After we got back, we went to an Easter activity at church, a planting at a greenhouse, Mother’s Day activities, etc. Each time, there were loads of motherly-age women attending and each time I was stunned by how far standards have fallen.

      What has happened to the fair sex in this country? Over in Taiwan, a woman with tattoos, yoga pants, a cotton candy dye job, or fatty arms and a giant ass is about as common as a chicken with teeth. Over here, it’s universal. Period. At best, you get a Rachel Ray type who might have pretty hair, but is 4-6 sizes too big, is loud and raspy, and entirely too forward. I’m happily married so that’s not the concern, but even being around large numbers of women who look after themselves makes life more pleasurable on a day-to-day basis.

      Femininity is dead and all of us are poorer for it.

      • rightymouse says:

        I totally agree!!! And I’m a woman.

        • rightymouse says:

          Also, in Thailand, the ladies are ladies. And that includes the Ladyboys.

          • Octopus says:

            I think the young men being turned into castrati who can’t fix a flat tire or leave home before the age of 30 or older are the more serious threat to our nation’s survival. A young female co-worker who is tired of their bearded shitselves told me, “They look like lumberjacks and reek of Axe.” 😄

  2. Octopus says:


    These bitchy old hags stiffed the waiter for no good reason, and he still returned the cashier’s check the cranky harridan left. This waiter is a good person — I might have shredded the damn thing.

  3. OLT says:

    I see the so-called “STEM shooter” is still a non-event.

    The Left never fails me in that regard.

  4. Octopus says:


    Now she claims she was just kidding, and we’re the stupid ones for not getting the joke. She wasn’t joking, btw. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      At some level, she must have realized how stupid/ridiculous she sounded & this was her way of saving face.

  5. Axing for a friend says:

    He’s been installing people at the top positions of agencies with actual stated histories of opposing the very exis… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    15 hours ago

    Fatso’s such a classic big gubmint statist libturd. Never occurs to them that a gubmint agency might invent a crisis to justify it’s bloated funding and existence to the detriment of American citizens.

    Under Obungle, EPA clown Gina McCarthy couldn’t explain how their job and business killing policies could even be measured as effective and amounted to nothing more than virtue signaling to other globalist pols.


  6. Axing for a friend says:

    Pro tip: when dozens of right wing trolls jump into your timeline yelling WE’RE NOT TRIGGERED WE ARE LAUGHING AT YO… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    22 minutes ago

    Dozens? I thought it was nearly a thousand.

    • dezzez says:

      Chonky McDumbeth thought he would just into a ratio storm and play hero and gain fame and fortune.
      People made fun of the fat lady and jabbed him with pointy sticks and now his fragile ego has a booboo.

  7. Axing for a friend says:

    RT @nycsouthpaw: President Trump’s guest in the White House today won his election with overt appeals to antisemitism. In his comments in t…
    1 hour ago

    Fatso’s Re-tweeting one of Hollyweird’s most hysterical dim bulb bimbos…

    Right. Such a Jew hater that Trump.

    Israel says site found for Golan’s ‘Trump’ settlement

    Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said a site for a promised new settlement to be named after US President Donald Trump in the occupied Golan Heights had been chosen and formal approval was under way.

    Netanyahu pledged to do so last month in appreciation of Trump’s recognition of Israel’s claim of sovereignty over part of the strategic plateau seized from Syria in the 1967 Six-Day War.

    “I promised that we would establish a community named after President Trump,” Netanyahu said at the start of the weekly cabinet meeting on Sunday.

    “I would like to inform you that we have already selected a site in the Golan Heights where this new community will be established, and we have started the process,” he said.

    Trump broke with long-standing international consensus on March 25 when he recognised Israel’s claim of sovereignty over the part of the Golan it captured during the 1967 war.

    • Axing for a friend says:

      Actually this was from some anonymous libturd named southpaw. The next is a famous Hollyweird dim bulb.

  8. rightymouse says:


    Meanwhile, it’s 50 degrees here in NE Ohio, overcast & rainy. I have the fireplace going. GOREBULL Warmening is SO 1999.

    • KGB says:

      46 degrees up the lake shore from you and it’s been drizzling all day. The weather has been running a month behind schedule all winter/spring.

      • rightymouse says:

        We haven’t even been able to clean up the property from winter it’s been so wet. Hopefully, this Saturday will be clear.

      • Axing for a friend says:

        Yup. Freezing our asses off here in Northern Kentucky at high of 53 degrees F, overcast and yucky. Will get down in the mid-40s tonight. Weren’t we supposed to be skipping summer altogether by now?

        • Axing for a friend says:

          I meant skipping winter altogether. I’m all backwardy today.

          But in addition to the dire warming predictions now being 30 years hence or end of century when many of us will be in nursing homes or dead, they’re completely lying about fires and extreme weather which aren’t happening with any more regularity than they ever did before. They blamed Katrina on global warming (since they hadn’t invented Climate Change yet) and were promptly and unceremoniously proved wrong by a decade with no hurricanes to hit the US whatsoever. Storms, tornadoes and fires were no more frequent either. It’s just a Big Lie. If more houses are burning down in Californication it’s because the dipshit rich people are building more and more houses in the fire zones. And the other dirty secret about their fires is it’s suspected that some of the worst were due to arson. Possibly even lefty enviro nut jobs trying to give more credibility to the Climate Change hoax.

          • Octopus says:

            Yes to all of that. Further on the Californy fire thingy, I mentioned last summer that I had just read a long article by a California fire-fighting expert blaming the accumulated deadwood/tinder of decades of bad forest management for the terrible, near-impossible-to-extinguish fires then burning up the countryside. We actually drove through a smoky area that was only about ten miles from burning hillsides. Then, a week later, Trump said the exact same thing as the California expert, and the Left went after him like a pack of shitweasels, calling him an environment-destroying monster, too stupid and crazy to know anything about anything. He probably read the same article I did. 😆

  9. Axing for a friend says:

    RT @Alyssa_Milano: The #SexStrike tweet has reminded people of the Republican war against women. GOOD. These oppressive, regressive, fo…
    1 hour ago

    It really is truly sad that Fatso is Re-tweeting one of Hollyweird’s most hysterical dim bulb bimbos as if she ever makes sense. Here she is defending groper Biden after proclaiming she believes all accusers. Of course for a flip flopper like Fatso this all makes perfect sense!


    “For me, the thing that set this story, the Ms. Flores story, apart from all the other stories, is, um, to Joe this was a cultural difference because culturally he was raised in a family that was super affectionate,” she continued. “So, for him, this was a realization of, ‘well, everyone sort of grows up in a different household and maybe my actions make other people uncomfortable.’”

    Cultural eh? Uhh so now it’s rich honky white men that are gushingly passionate huggers and latinas the cold fishes? Er something??

  10. Octopus says:

    IF ONLY you could get a fraction of that kind of exercise, maybe you could fit through the door and go outside. Where our operatives are waiting with heavy duty cameras, so we can finally update your 17-year-old avatar.

  11. Axing for a friend says:


    Brutal: Democrat Elizabeth Warren Jumps on a Shuttle Bus — Nobody Cares

    Fake Indians cried everywhere.

  12. Axing for a friend says:


    Trump is being tough on China. Biden’s criticizing that after having been compromised to the tune of $1 bil from the Chinese government to his son’s concern who has no background in managing money.

    Clearly Biden is bought off and Trump will make hay of it.

    • Octopus says:

      I love how the Left is all concern-troll about Trump taking a tough stand with China, and them posturing back with threats of steeper tariffs on goods we already can’t sell there, due to current tariffs. Biden is too daft to keep his dumb mouth shut, when he’s about to be exposed as a completely corrupt fool to the dozen or so morons who don’t already know what he is.

  13. Axing for a friend says:


    Poor senile old bag Piglosi, rather than leading the house is so contorted against Trump she endorses Islamist lies that Paleos did anything other than applaud Hitler and condemn the Jew nation Israel. And demands an apology from Trump for speaking the truth.

    Amazingly CNN has not fired John King yet for also pointing out the truth. As WZ points out, Pigs are flying!!!

    CNN Fact Checks Dem Rep. Rashida Tlaib’s Comments On Israel

    John King: Tlaib “ignored the fact that Palestinian leaders at the time allied themselves with Hitler and that total war is how the Arab world reacted to the declaration of Israeli independence.” pic.twitter.com/mvSa7gTn4P

    — Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) May 13, 2019

    • Bunk X says:

      Mark Levin reviewed that history today. Arafat invented “the Palistinians.”

      • Octopus says:

        Remember the Troll Hammer of Nekama? Remember the evil red folder on Arafish’s desk?

        • Bunk X says:

          I remember that Yassir Arafat, the father of Middle East Terrorism, was offered his own “palistinian land” and he repeatedly rejected it.

  14. Octopus says:

    I also enjoyed reading the childish libturds’ shocked and appalled hawt-takes on the latest, penultimate episode of GoT. Ooh, were they triggered! Without giving any spoilers, I have to say I dug it. A lot. Every burning brick and corpse. War is hell, my babies. Was it too real-ish for you? Good. Go cry about it.

  15. Axing for a friend says:

    Is it a bad thing when the president* of the US has such obvious crushes on fascist despots? Asking for an increasingly concerned friend.
    1 hour ago

    It is when they’re Iranian mullahs.

    • Octopus says:


      Chonky had to feel that one, even through the immense pannus protecting his vital organs. 😆

  16. Octopus says:

    That’s funny, because most of your tweets are about blocking and banning such people in a rage of self-righteous shutuppery. We have tried to teach you about mocking and derision, to no avail. You don’t have the head for it. Well, at least you recognize this failing now, and aspire to achieve competence one day. We’re rooting for ya, Chonky!

    • Axing for a friend says:

      I’ll believe it when I see it. After decades of bristling with raw outrage, punishing wrath and vengeful hate toward anyone who dare challenge his opinion or even suggests discussing an alternate view this seems very unlikely. How can he merely deride and mock when such persons must pay for their presumptuous insolence?

      Chonk’s usual reaction to an opposing view.

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles can’t argue with facts and logic, so he remains convinced that childish insults are effective. He graduated from the School of Rauhauser.

  17. Octopus says:

    Al-Guardian tries to take down Trump with charge of “manspreading.” No, really. This is what they consider journalism nowadays. 😆

  18. OLT says:

    OK, so I caught up on these comments, and I have a question ….

    Is Joe Biden part of the sex strike? I.e., no groping unless we get with the program?

    ps – I’m still all broken up that my “chances” with Alyssa Milano are now actually zero.

    • Octopus says:

      Biden is NOT a part of the sex-strike, at last check. In fact, he’s trying to organize some tween-ager sleepovers at his place, so he can “take the temperature of the younger generation.” Research, he plans on doing. If he falls asleep in a pile of nubile adolescents, a la Gandhi, that’s just more research.

    • Axing for a friend says:

      Given Hollyweirdos track record with practicing what they preach I’d say you still have an excellent chance at scoring with the addlepated little vixen.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Very sad. 😦 He was a very funny guy. Hubby & I met him once when he was sponsoring a fundraiser at the Chagrin Valley Little Theater back in 2010. He grew up in Chagrin Falls, Ohio.

    • KGB says:

      About once a year, I’ll watch The Private Eyes with Don Knotts. They were funny, funny men. RIP.

      • rightymouse says:

        I enjoyed Don Knots on the Andy Griffith Show (I watch the reruns), but didn’t care for the character he played in Three’s Company. I thought the writers could have done a better job giving him funnier lines.

        • Octopus says:

          Tim Conway was a classic TV comedian, and a vital part of the enormously successful Carol Burnett Show. I got so many rofl’s from this man, as a kid. RIP.

        • Bunk X says:

          Andy Griffith was chosen to reprise his role in “No Time For Sargeant” as a bumbling hick. IIRCC, it wasn’t working out, so Griffith suggested bringing Don Knotts on board and they reversed roles.

          Apparently Aunt Bee was a bitch to work with.

  20. dezzez says:

    Chucks circling his ample panus around Lieawatha Wormspine.

  21. rightymouse says:

    • OLT. Emperor of Texan Columbia, Minister Plenipotentiary of The Left Coast Union, Time Traveller To The Stars says:

      Wow, Lieawatha must be tanking badly to have to go for this one.

      Good luck, Fauxcohontas.

      I have always told rightymouse and Octo that what this country needs is a patrician New England WASP pretending to be a “regular” person while simultaneously lecturing us all on morality and stealing from the natives.

      Yep, back to the 17th century.

      Dibs on British Columbia. See, you Massholes didn’t even know it was THERE in the 17th century. I’LL BE FABOOLOOSLY WELTY.

      • rightymouse says:

        Lieawatha/Fauxahontas is such a joke. When she did that beer video, I thought more poor husband, whose mother is from Boston, would die laughing. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Stick in the bicycle spokes joke = Death Threat because Charles said so.
      Hamas firing rockets into Israel = Okay because CAIR told Charles to say so.

  22. OLT. Emperor of Texan Columbia, Minister Plenipotentiary of The Left Coast Union, Time Traveller To The Stars says:

    Wow, I went through Warren’s Twitter diatribe.

    She is one sick, twisted paleface. Apparently OK with lying and cheating and coups, as long as they’re Democrats.

    OK, that was no surprise.


  23. ISTE says:

    Some thing every serial killer needs.


    • Bunk X says:

      I have one of those. Whenever the neighbors get too loud, I put it on with goggles and gloves and start pretending to edge the grass with my chainsaw while staring at them.

      Then they retaliate by playing ABBA’s Greatest Hits.

  24. Octopus says:

    I think Dexter had one of these fine aprons. That was a great show, until it went soft and squishy the last couple of seasons. Dexter was a well-adjusted serial killer, but trying to turn him into a good hubby was really boring.

  25. Bunk X says:

    Iv’e been on a low-starch diet for years and got to eat a potato. Potatoes are now tuber candy for me.

  26. Bunk X says:

    More proof that Charles hates the Jews.

    • Octopus says:

      And yet you never hear this Brave Atheist ripping on Islamist theology, at least since 2009. It’s almost as if he’s afraid to criticize Muslims for their excesses, which lead to far more violence than any other religion. Is Chonky a hypocrite, mayhap? 😆

  27. ISTE says:

    Watching “By Dawn’s Early Light” for about the twenty seventh time.

    And it is pure coincidence that rebecca demornay is in the movie.


    • Octopus says:

      Never seen it. Looks kinda thrilling. Like young Demornay (“Risky Business”). Hot!

      • Bunk X says:

        Rebecca DeMornay was hot. She is the daughter of Wally George of LA TV late night cult fame. He was a caricature of a conservative, but Hot Seat was a must see after consuming a half a beer.

  28. Octopus says:

  29. Octopus says:


    Shocked I am, that Chonky didn’t tweet out this Seth Meyer masterpiece of Idiot Left hypocrisy. 😆

  30. Octopus says:


    Add another billion or so to Kylie’s bottom line! 🤪

    • OLT. Emperor of Texan Columbia, Minister Plenipotentiary of The Left Coast Union, Time Traveller To The Stars says:

      And she owes it all to KIM, the marketing genius of all time.

      A woman who started out with nothing but a rich father, a desire to party, and an ass with its own zip code.

      A woman who used her friends … not by living in their garages and smoking ditchweed, but by organizing closets and peddling lightly used B-list celebrity couture to other wannabees.

      A woman who truly understands the two biggest truths in life: (1) There is no such thing as bad publicity and (2) once you go black, you never go back.

      A woman who rolls with the punches and rolls with the stars.

      A hobbit, a lover of gay fish, a defender of the downtrodden, forgotten, and steamrollered.

      A woman who, despite horrible things said about her, has made an impact, even without being a brainless Congressmoronette from Queens or wherever (who cares).

      This imaginary glass of insanely overpriced champagne is raised to YOU, Kim. You may drink it or pour it over your nude buttocks, we just don’t care. Just do something, we’re all watching, especially those of us who pretend not to.

    • Octopus says:

      Is Chonky all concern-trolled about China? You betcher ass he is! 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        The US didn’t start the tariff wars. “You tax us, we’ll tax you back at the same rate.” That seems fair to me, no matter what country we’re dealing with.

        There is a lag time for this kind of stuff, and the US public won’t feel it for years, assuming nothing changes; but our trading partners will feel it sooner, and will likely change their tunes.

  31. Axing for a friend says:


    LOL! Barr treats Ninny Piglosi like the joke that she and her party is.

    ccording to multiple reporters, Barr approached Pelosi following the National Peace Officers Memorial Service in Washington, shook her hand, and asked, “Madam Speaker, did you bring your handcuffs?” Pelosi smiled and said the House Sergeant at Arms was present if an arrest was necessary, to which Barr laughed and walked away.

  32. Axing for a friend says:

    This explains why Fatso is posting Seth Myers and Stephen Colbert clips today. Not a lot of good news for the Trump is Toast crowd.


    The squabbling and finger pointing about who pushed the bogus dossier to be used to get surveillance is now becoming frantic and out in the open. Brennan points to Comey. And Comey blames Brennan.


    Joe diGenova: This is very serious business. For the first time I believe some of these guys are going to prison… Let me tell you something, Horowitz has already concluded that the final three FISAs were completely illegal. He’s now on the brink of finding that the first FISA was completely illegal. Durham has already used a grand jury in Connecticut. They’ve already gotten documents. He’s already talked to the intel people.

    Laura Ingraham: How long has this been going on?

    Joe diGenova: Durham’s been working for a couple months. The bottom line is this. This is now – big time! This is where Brennan needs five lawyers. Comey needs five lawyers.

    • OLT. Emperor of Texan Columbia, Minister Plenipotentiary of The Left Coast Union, Time Traveller To The Stars says:

      Plenty of room at Club Fed for both smug traitors.

      • rightymouse says:

        Woodward & Bernstein can write another book called “All The President’s Men & Women”

  33. rightymouse says:

    Am going to a Fundraiser tonight for some artsy-fartsy organization. Pray for me. I tend to go nuts at silent auctions. 😆

  34. Octopus says:

    You know who’s a low-ranking member in no standing of the Hysterical Cult? Our big, bouncing baby Chonky. I bet you guessed that before I told you.

    • Bunk X says:

      He’s not thinking correctly. His attitude is not proper. He’s going to be disappeared soon, and we must not mention it when it happens.

      Anyone seen Jame Woods lately?

  35. Octopus says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    Yer a great judge of character, Chonky. Oh, she favors impeachment? Yes, yes…excellent! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      She’s a liar and a cheat. No wonder Fatso likes her.

      • Octopus says:

        They share the same integrity and honesty, for sure. His cheekbones are under some heavy flab, though.

    • Axing for a friend says:

      Makes total sense. After running a for profit political blog for over a decade he started a GoFundMe under the category of Arts.

      Fauxcahontas registered with the Texas Bar as an American Indian.

  36. Octopus says:

    Butthurt agin! 😆

    Didja know Chonky writes “articles?” In his office, no doot.

  37. Octopus says:

    Gus is threatening the state of Alabama with dire consequences!!1!

    Extra Credit: Find the Islamophobic tweet, and report Garage Boy to the Twitter SS. 🙂

    Alabama must die.
    5 hours ago
    RT @GeorgeBaileyDog: I don’t think you guys understand how full of rage women are right now. But you will.
    5 hours ago
    Conservatives are insane.
    5 hours ago
    These people are fucking insane. twitter.com/ABC/status/112…
    5 hours ago
    America is a stupid country.
    5 hours ago
    Still think America is ready for socialism? LOL. America isn’t even ready for moderate Democrats.
    5 hours ago
    Alabama is like a Sharia state.
    6 hours ago
    I don’t want to hurt you Alabama but I can. I’m above average to you.
    6 hours ago

  38. Octopus says:

    The wheels are coming off, and the walls are closing in. 🤗🥳😂

  39. Axing for a friend says:


    Crooked social media tech companies have unapologetically and very successfully scrubbed conservatives off of their platforms. Denying it cynically while doubling down their efforts. Someone mentioned a solution being looked at is to remove the legal protections these social media platforms currently enjoy against being sued for content. This exemption was given because they portrayed themselves as a “utility”. An impartial and hence blameless entity that merely provides a service. But they can’t claim that anymore. They’re using their platform to black ball conservatives. Ostensibly to “protect” other users from hate speech or labeling them bots. But clearly the real reason is to silence dissent from the left wing progressive bias they encourage and purvey. Imagine if the power company decided to only supply power to McDonalds and Burger King because they’re ran by progressives. But Chik Fil-A gets sporadic unexplained blackouts or no power at all to operate their businesses. I would think Chik Fil-A would have some legal recourse for the damages and destruction of their businesses.

    • Octopus says:

      The pendulum will swing back, eventually. Unless the Great Experiment in America is truly over, which I’m not prepared to accept without a bitter fight.

      • Bunk X says:

        I wanna be in charge of the pendulum.

      • poteen2 says:

        I want to live long enough to see the cellphone video of President AOC explaining to Bezos and Zuckerberg and Dorsey why their fortunes now belong to the state and they can only publish material approved by the central propaganda committee.
        Laughing hysterically from the free territories of the UFC. United Franchises of Chick-Fil-A

  40. rightymouse says:

    Fatso keeps trying to win over Ollie. Sad.

  41. Bunk X says:

    Getting a lotta hits on this from Reddit. Charles should steal the link.


  42. Bunk X says:

    Rained like heck in So. California today. 1/4 inch in almost 8 hours. I had to roll my window up half-way. It was horrible.

  43. KGB says:

    I can’t tell you how many episodes of Family Feud I’ve watched over the years, from Richard Dawson through today, but I’ve had just about enough at this point. Ever since Steve Harvey took over as host, it’s become a race to the bottom. Steve’s actually one of the better hosts they’ve ever had, but the point of the show has devolved into seeing how many *tee hee* body parts they can get mentioned in 22 minutes. You know the drill, the question is something like “A deflated tire reminds me of what on my husband?” And then some septugenarian women says “His penis” while the audience and her 25 year old granddaughters cackle with delight. Steve makes his shocked face, then they reveal the answer and its been translated into “Baloney Pony”, “Pork Sword”, “Meat Rocket” or some such grade school stuff. And now the potty humor is getting more and more overt. The other night, one of the questions was “Name something a stripper does to kill time while giving a lap dance” Not even an attempt at trying to turn the tables on the contestants so that we can say “See, it was really grandpa who has a dirty mind!”

    And this shit airs around the clock. I remember when my grandather would blanch at a commercial for those products that women need from time to time. And those were always so delicately worded back in the day. What and whom does it serve to debase our culture so willingly?

    • Bunk X says:

      What an odd way to describe a bag of cheetos and a quart of Mountain Dew.

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso is such a hip dude. HAHAHAHAHA!

      • Octopus says:

        He’s really groovy, baby! 😄

      • Bunk X says:

        I bet he’s got a little wispy beardstache and a dark knit hat so he can fit in with the hipster crowd. Bird Scooters don’t make one that can take that amount of weight, so Charles can never complete his transformation. He’d look like a jazzy ponytailed Humpty Dumpty riding a tongue depressor with wheels.

    • poteen2 says:

      He forgot to mention the 15 Banquet microwave spaghetti dinners.
      No way he’s that fat on cheese and olives.

  44. Octopus says:

    I can’t wait until 2020.

  45. rightymouse says:

    Why does Fatso get away with crap like this while Twitter needs smelling salts over Tweets from folks like James Woods?

    • Axing for a friend says:

      Because Fatso’s a typical dull little redundant commie Trump hater who’s regurgitating proggy PC crapola that doesn’t challenge the big tech narrative. As if Fat Chonk’s sad menstrual moanings about Trump contribute constructively to any national conversation. But a wildly popular conservative Hollywood celebrity’s musings or a female black national commentator with a huge following, these have no place in Twitter’s exchange of ideas. Orange Man Bad. Period. Deviate once and start out with a “time out”. Twice and lose your account. It’s more than a pattern at this point.

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles wants Mike Pence to become CIC. Got it.

  46. Axing for a friend says:


    FascistBook censored and banned Candace Owens for posting factual statistics about the impact of liberal polices on black families. This warranted a 7 day suspension/censoring which was reversed after a lot of bitching from her defenders. I’m guessing the little jack booted creep who did it probably didn’t know she’s black.

  47. Octopus says:

    I just adore this.

  48. rightymouse says:

    Poor thing. Maybe you should get a job & a life.

    • dan griffin says:

      Alternatively, you could stick your head in the oven or jump off a bridge. I don’t want that kind of outcome, as your hapless blathering really cracks me up, but if you’re this miserable day-in and day-out, I won’t stand in your way.

    • poteen2 says:

      Hit the wrong Dew bottle again, Charlie?
      Get away from the twit button, take a shower and brush your tooth. You’ll feel better

    • Bunk X says:

      Good. It’s about time you looked in the mirror.

  49. Axing for a friend says:


    “When I took over ‘The Daily Show,’ everyone was like, ‘What are you going to make jokes about?’ And then one of the main things people have said to me was — they said, ‘You’re just not angry enough, Trevor. Where’s your indignation?’ And I was like, ‘What do you have to be angry about? Things are going great right now; your economy is growing, your president is loved, your footprint around the world is one that’s being cemented as the super power. What are you angry about?'” Noah recounted to Jimmy Kimmel.

    This was rather surprising. Unfortunately I don’t think he’s going to have a job on Commie Central for much longer now unless he racants fully. He just lost his entire Trump hating audience so that’s anyone who still stuck around after Liebowitz left. And my understanding is he wasn’t doing that well already in terms of actual viewership.

    • Octopus says:

      I’m going to give him a watch, this coming week. I suspect some kind of chicanery, but if he’s for real, he just might tap into something.

  50. Octopus says:

    On a bit of a movie-binge this week. Watched “Blaze” a few days ago, and loved every minute, even though part of me (the good side of me, prolly) was telling Foley, “Okay, just die already,” for the last hour or so. I’m a sucker for musical wastrels, from my earliest days of seeing Hendrix, Morrison and Joplin off themselves, and then it was Cobain and Winehouse, and a bunch of others in-between. I don’t put Blaze Foley in the same class as the others just mentioned, but he was a talented guy with a pure vision, which didn’t include any kind of commercial success. I respect that, even though I don’t agree with it. Shit, donate your filthy lucre to charity if you don’t want the money trubbles. Stop whining about it. Foley had a great shot at commercial success and he blew it, like his drinking/drugging buddy Townes Van Zandt.

    Which brings me to the latter’s biographical movie, “Be Here To Love Me,” a film about Townes Van Zandt. He was an incredibly talented folk musician, who destroyed himself and everyone and everything around him, including his career. Drugs and drink helped a lot, but there was a madness in this guy that hated anything that worked out for the positive. I hate that, I’ve seen it first-hand, but I also recognize it as a legit response to the universal balls-kicking we all encounter.

    On a happier note, but no less stressful, is “Apollo 11.” What a great documentary! I became aware this year of a huge cult of internet idjits who believe the moon-landing was faked and filmed in a studio. No, simpletons. It happened, thanks to the efforts of thousands of men and women who would have had to be killed to keep the charade alive. Because steel won’t melt, and the space radiation would have killed off any astronauts foolish enough to venture into the Belt Of Death.

  51. Bunk X says:

    I would be willing to have conjugal relations with 2/5ths of this band.

  52. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Biden is outside babbling to a small crowd in Philadelphia. There’s no way he can fill a stadium like Trump. Too funny! 😆

  53. Octopus says:


    The walls are closing in on Musk, as we’ve been discussing for a couple of years. I expect a complete collapse of this massive boondoggle within the next two years.

  54. Bunk X says:

    Check out the 1st link here

  55. rightymouse says:

    Excellent! 🙂

  56. rightymouse says:

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Amash is “Flavor Of The Weak” because he’s trumpeting impeachment, the misunderstood dream-delusion of the Idiot Left. In other words, he’s got nuthin’. Nuthin’ but a dream. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          He’s also a Never Trumper. 🙄

          Donald Trump
          In 2016 Amash made headlines by joining the list of Republicans who opposed the GOP nominee for President, Donald Trump.[90][91][92] After Trump was elected president, the Huffington Post profiled him in an article with the following title, “The One House Republican Who Can’t Stop Criticizing Donald Trump.” Amash said, “I’m not here to represent a particular political party; I’m here to represent all of my constituents and to follow the Constitution.”[93][94]

          On January 14, 2017, Trump sent out a series of tweets criticizing Rep. John Lewis (D-GA), one of the main leaders in the 1960s civil rights movement. Amash responded to Trump’s tweets with one of his own: “Dude, just stop.”[95]

          On April 1, 2017, senior White House aide Dan Scavino tweeted that Amash was “a big liability” and urged followers to “defeat him in primary.” Amash later referred to Trump as a “childish bully,” saying that his attacks would be “constructive in the fifth grade. It may allow a child to get his way, but that’s not how our government works.”[93][96]

          In May 2017, Trump was accused of pressuring fired FBI director James Comey to end an investigation into former national security adviser Michael Flynn. Amash was reported as the first Republican congressman to publicly state that the allegations, if proven true, merited impeachment.[97] This report is contested by the office of Rep. Carlos Curbelo (R-FL), who claims that he was the first to recognize that if true, the allegations merit impeachment.[98][99]

          In June 2018, the Huffington Post asked House Republicans, “If the president pardoned himself, would they support impeachment?” Amash was the only Republican who said “definitively he would support impeachment…”[100] In July 2018 Amash strongly criticized Trump’s press conference with Russian president Vladimir Putin. Amash tweeted, “The impression it left on me, a strong supporter of the meeting, is that ‘something is not right here.’ The president went out of his way to appear subordinate. He spoke more like the head of a vassal state.”[101]

          When Trump’s former attorney Michael Cohen testified before the House Oversight Committee on February 27, 2019, Amash asked him, “What is the truth President Trump is most afraid of people knowing?” Democrat Krystal Ball wrote, “Amash showed how someone actually can exercise oversight responsibility and try to get to the truth, even if the truth might not be in his party’s short-term best interest.”[102] CNN editor Chris Cillizza wrote, “The Michigan Republican did something on Wednesday that almost none of his GOP colleagues seemed willing to even try: Ask Cohen questions about his relationship with Trump that might actually shed some new light on not only their relationship but on the President of the United States.”[103]

          In May 2019, Amash stated that Trump “has engaged in impeachable conduct” based on the obstruction of justice findings of the Mueller Report which “few members of Congress have read.”[104] Amash also said that Attorney General William Barr “deliberately misrepresented” the report’s findings.[105] Amash said that partisanship was making it hard to maintain the system of checks and balances in the American political system.[106] Amash was the first Republican member of Congress to call for Trump’s impeachment.[107] In response, Trump called Amash a “loser”, accused him of “getting his name out there through controversy,” and lied, claiming that the Mueller report had concluded that there was no obstruction of justice.[106][1] Ronna McDaniel, chairwoman of the Republican National Committee, accused Amash of “parroting the Democrats’ talking points on Russia.”[106] While she did not explicitly express support for a primary challenge against Amash, she tweeted, “voters in Amash’s district strongly support this president.”[1] Republican Senator Mitt Romney described Amash’s statement as “courageous.”[108]

  57. Octopus says:

    Transcribed for Gus’s edification:

    Hunter S Thompson’s Daily Drink And Drugs Consumption (Plus His Hangover Cure)

    Hunter S. Thompson, according to biographer E. Jean Carroll (Hunter: The Strange and Savage Life of Hunter S. Thompson) survived on a daily routine of drink and drugs.

    Many writers have kept a schedule which involved a drink. “I need an hour alone before dinner, with a drink, to go over what I’ve done that day,” noted Joan Didion. “A drink when you get tired, preferably at home,” advised Jack Kerouac. “When I get home from school at about 5:30, I numb my twanging intellect with several belts of Scotch and water,” wrote Kurt Vonnegut. But Hunter S Thompson’s daily routine of drink and drugs was far more disciplined and thorough.

    Carroll’s book begins with a list of Hunter’s daily intake mind-altering substances:

    I have heard the biographers of Harry S. Truman, Catherine the Great, etc., etc., say they would give anything if their subjects were alive so they could ask them some questions. I, on the other hand, would give anything if my subject were dead.

    He should be. Oh, yes. Look at his daily routine:

    3:00 p.m. rise

    3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills

    3:45 cocaine

    3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill

    4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill

    4:15 cocaine

    4:16 orange juice, Dunhill

    4:30 cocaine

    4:54 cocaine

    5:05 cocaine

    5:11 coffee, Dunhills

    5:30 more ice in the Chivas

    5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.

    6:00 grass to take the edge off the day

    7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jig­gers of Chivas.)

    9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously

    10:00 drops acid

    11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass

    11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.

    12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write

    12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.

    6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo

    8:00 Halcyon

    8:20 sleep

    And the cure for his hangover: Amyl Nitrates and beer.

    • rightymouse says:

      I’d be dead in 24 hours. Good Lord!! 😯

      • Octopus says:

        That first snort of coke would probably blow up my heart. 😆

        I think you have to build up to this kind of thing. Ask Johnny Depp…that noxious little America-hating twerp.

    • Bunk X says:

      That kinda stuff takes stamina and a lot of practice.

  58. Octopus says:


    RIP, Herman Wouk. The guy who foretold Chunky’s sad descent into madness and strawberries. 😆

  59. rightymouse says:

    Step-son, his wife and my adorable grand-son are due here any minute for dinner. Roast chicken, gravy, rice & veggies. Tiramisu cake & ice-cream for dessert. 🙂

  60. Octopus says: