An Ode to Charles Johnson

Penn Gillette probably earned more money from that one recording than Charles Johnson did in his entire musical career.

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217 Comments on “An Ode to Charles Johnson”

  1. Bunk X says:

    C’mon, Barry.

  2. Bunk X says:

    Wow. Asian stocks drop 5%. BFD.

    • Octopus says:

      The stock market is always a great place to lose your hard-earned money, with every little news-item a threat to create mass-hysteria and a plunging portfolio. I eschew it fastidiously, after two major beatings a decade apart, in ’98 and 2008. I should be retired to a luxury beach house in the tropical paradise of my wife’s choice by now, had I chosen to sell at critical points instead of “hanging in there for the long haul.” 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        When there’s a major sell off, there’s an equally major buy in. Guess which group wins.

        • Octopus says:

          Lost almost half-a-percent there. And here I thought Chonky was right about Trump cratering the national economy just like Chonky cratered his own blog… 😆

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  3. Octopus says:

    Hear, hear!

    • Octopus says:

      Fatass wants to be part of the New Red Cultural Revolution!

      It’s too bed he’ll be denounced and sent to the brutal collective fat farm, when the Students discover his history. 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        Hey, @Facebook & @Twitter!. Charles evicted 38K. He was a punk before you were a punk.

  4. Octopus says:

    Speaking of fighting the good fight against flab and decay, my latest endeavor was joining the local Title Boxing club. I’ve been to five sessions now, and already my wind is greatly-improved (no, not my farts, Bunk), and I can do the whole 8-round main portion of the workout without a break. There’s a 15-minute warmup, then 8 three-minute rounds with one-minute breaks in between, finishing with 15 minutes of fascist ab-work. It’s a killer workout, but they haven’t killed me yet. Usually I’m the oldest guy in the room, but the other day there was a woman next to me who had to be older than my paltry 60 years, and she was amazing, doing extra stuff between each round and attacking the heavy bag like Marvin Hagler trying to finish off Tommy Hearns. I want to be like her. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Good for you! I need to get my sorry butt to a gym. When I retire. While I still have a 9-5 job, my weekends are for rest.

  5. Octopus says:

    Again, Chonky seems to think the media are too nice to Trump. Not deranged enough, despite their constant attacks on everything from his weight, to his family, to his policies, and of course his infuriating Twitter magic. What does Fatass want them to do? 😆

    • dezzez says:

      I suspect Chuck has come very close to losing his Twitter account more than once.
      He no longer says “F**k off”, He no longer posts peoples tweets he wants banned and instead uses a screen grab hoping his followers will get the message.
      I’ve also noticed on a few occasions he is absent almost a full day and I am betting they were timeouts he doesn’t want anyone to know about.
      I keep reporting him and hoping Twitter will kick his fat ass off just to watch him scream like a stuck pig.

      • rightymouse says:

        I’d love to see him suffer the exact same Twitter idiocies that he’s invoked on other people.

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles. Please state one fact to back up your unsubstantiated allegations and explain why you ripped off a black man.

  6. Octopus says:

    Not everything is shit. Always remember that. 🙂

  7. dezzez says:

    Chuck, we would be surprised if ever cleaned anything…ever.

    • Bunk X says:

      Heard about it, never seen it. Gimme Slip Mahoney instead.

      • Octopus says:

        If you’ve never seen GoT, you have some good television-watchin’ in store. Let the hubbub die down a bit, avoid the spoilers or give yourself time to forget them, and then binge the shit out of this crazy series. It’s a classic. Pretty much free of modern-day Idiot Left political-badgering, too, which is a big plus.

        • Bunk X says:

          I’m a “Better Call Saul” fan.

          • Octopus says:

            So am I! Sucks that they’re taking a whole year off, so a couple of the key actors can pursue other acting opportunities. By the time they get back next year, will anyone recall what the hell was going on?

            “Thrones” is just a very entertaining TV show, with the production quality of expensive historical movie epics. Every season has delivered. I never read the books (tl;dr), so I didn’t know what to expect aside from what I saw in the trailers, and I was very pleasantly surprised by how good it was.

            I was just reminded of another very good show from a few years back, that never got the hype GoT is currently enjoying as it wraps: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spartacus_(TV_series)

            “Spartacus” was awesome! Tragically, the lead actor died of cancer after the second season, but the best parts of the story were told before the third season anyway, which starred a replacement who was also good, but not The Guy, if you know what I mean.

  8. Octopus says:

    https://www.dailycaller.com/2019/05/05/hillary-clinton-election-stolen/

    I told you she wasn’t going away. Expect her to announce sometime this month. Yay! 😂

  9. rightymouse says:

    I know exactly how you feel! Now go get a JOB!

  10. OLT says:

    Well…

    My brother’s farewell/memorial dinner went as well as might have been expected. I will miss the crusty old fart he became as we aged and fattened. Somewhere, an electrical job is lacking proper cursing. We’ll meet again on the other side; it was a wild ride growing up 13 months older than you. We had our moments, didn’t we?

    Got to hung on my niece and nephew, who all live in Virginia again now that niece’s hubby is out of the Air Force in California. Got to play with the baby grand-nephew that looks just like his momma did when she was making poop paintings on their wall for Mom and Dad. Spent some time with high school friends and found out that he touched a lot of people because he was genuine, and genuinely funny. An ass at times, but not a fake.

    All that’s left to do now is wait for the ashes.

    And then my Scouts, BSA girls’ Troop took second best new Patrol and tied for Best Campsite at our camporee. Couldn’t be much prouder of them. One of the older girls took second place in Rifle shooting and one of the younger ones missed placing in the Climbing tower race (4th). You should have seen them dangling upside down, climbing backwards, and basically loving life on a bright, sunny day just full of sunburn.

    Life goes on, kids. Take time to smell the roses, but throw some of the manure at the clowns passing by.

    • rightymouse says:

      Sorry for your loss, OLT. 😦

      • Octopus says:

        Sorry about your brother. That Boy Scout gig sounds like a winner, though. Not sure about giving loaded guns to young girls, though — kind of like arming bobcats. 😉

      • Abu says:

        My condolences, OLT. Your post conveys how important you were to each other. RIP.

  11. Axing for a friend says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/05/06/israel-no-comment-from-democrat-presidential-candidates-about-gaza-rockets/

    The silence of the Democrats was first flagged by retired New York Assemblyman Dov Hikind, who has been a fierce critic of his party’s anti-Israel drift in recent years. He tweeted:

    After more than FIVE HUNDRED rockets were fired by Hamas terrorists at Israel, KILLING 4, not a single Democratic candidate for president has issued a statement or said a word on it.

    Shame on @thedemocrats! The whole lot of them! pic.twitter.com/Rn9r1k0AM3

    — Dov Hikind (@HikindDov) May 5, 2019

    Breitbart News reviewed the Twitter feeds of every Democratic presidential candidate and found no comments about the situation in Gaza and Israel.

    However, more than half a dozen did tweet Ramadan wishes at the start of the annual Muslim holy month.

    Why hasn’t Chonky commented either?

    – Axing for a friend

  12. Axing for a friend says:

    RT @AFP: #UPDATE Trump sends Asian markets plunging after threatening to hike tariffs on $200 billion of Chinese goods https://t.co/z154Xo…
    14 hours ago
    RT @CNBCnow: BREAKING: Futures slide to session lows, with Dow Industrial average poised for 470+ point drop tomorrow, as Dow Jones reports…
    14 hours ago

    Thanks for the financial update Fatso. Noticed you forgot to RT the booming economy and unprecedented employment numbers.

    And no update RT today on:
    Here’s why the stock market isn’t crashing and is making a comeback after Trump’s trade threat
    PUBLISHED 2 HOURS AGO UPDATED 15 MIN AGO

    https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/06/heres-why-the-stock-market-isnt-crashing-and-making-a-comeback-after-trumps-trade-threat.html

    But hey you wouldn’t be our Chonky Fatso if there were anything remotely responsible or informative in your Twitter feed or your cratered webturd’s morass of hyperbolic rumors, tortured non-facts and links to bad music you don’t really listen to.

  13. Axing for a friend says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/06/gallery-covers-artwork-after-muslim-visitors-complain-blasphemous/

    All ya need to know to confirm they’re just chicken shit Muzzie appeasers:

    The gallery has previously put works such as ‘Piss Christ’ — a crucifix submerged in urine — on proud display, flatly rejecting objections from Christians.

    They don’t respect shit unless it’s smeared on the Virigin Mary.

  14. Axing for a friend says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-mistakenly-claims-margaret-thatcher-who-died-in-2013-is-worried-about-trump

    I saw this the other day. You can tell he’s already fatigued. Add to that the fact that if he’s talking, he’s gaffing.

    And his repeating “folks” over and over is already annoying. I guess if you say folks in every sentence of your stump speech people just may think you’re “folksie”! I like this one where he goes for the double folks.

    “They can’t figure out how they’re going to deal with the corruption that exists within the system. I mean, you know, they’re not bad folks, folks.

    Chonky thinks it’s unfair they’re going to hang on Simple Joe’s every word to see if he’s lying, flip-flopping or just plain stupid. Especially when Trump just gets a pass on everything!!

  15. rightymouse says:

    Congratulations to Harry and Megan on the birth of their baby boy!

    • Bunk X says:

      Yeah, so what. They whelped a kid who’s gonna speak with an affectation. 😀

      • rightymouse says:

        I used to speak with a Brit accent because I went to Brit schools as a kid. When on vacation in the States, people would look at me in a weird way & ask me where I was from. Got to the point that I would reply “Wisconsin” (or some other state near there) and they’d say “oh” and leave me alone.

  16. Octopus says:

    Looking forward to seeing “Blaze” sometime this week, finally released on video. I learned about Blaze Foley back when I was really into Lucinda Williams, and heard her song “Drunken Angel” about the Austin-based wastrel musician. He has some great tunes, if you’re in the mood for acoustic melodies with dark lyrics. I really like this song.

  17. Bunk X says:

    James Woods got whacked.

  18. Axing for a friend says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/rich-lowry-bob-muellers-job-now-is-just-to-go-away

    If you’ve been reading any of the comments on related stories you this from the left:

    Let’s listen to what he has to say… we heard from Trumps guy… Barr… now let’s hear from the other side. That’s fair.

    Which is rather amazing given that Mueller’s whole mission was to come up with a case for prosecution against Trump. So the entire 400 page report is the one side against Trump. Trump’s lawyers have never had the chance to actually rebut or cross examine anyone on any charges.

    The media is doing the same thing, claiming Barr is blocking or hiding or lying about what’s already laid out. And the media is doing the same. I flipped past CNN and their headline was “Investigating Trump”.

  19. Axing for a friend says:

    Once again, the “liberal media” have almost universally adopted the dishonest right wing frame that the FBI “spied”… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    1 hour ago

    Chonky wants to join the kids on the new meme that if the FBI did, it can’t be spying. It’s some totally legal above board FBI “technique” used to protect the country.

    Per the NYSlimes

    The president’s spying complaint focuses on two investigative techniques — the contact undercover investigators made with the Trump campaign and the use of electronic surveillance on certain Trump campaign officials.

    But the fact is, while these tactics may never have been used in the investigation of a presidential candidate before, they are hardly unusual. Indeed, they are common procedures when undertaking covert public corruption investigations.

    You see it’s all common and happens every day. Just not to Presidents. Never mind the basis for doing it was only ostensibly for national security and in reality an excuse to get dirt on Trump and people in his campaign in a way they could pretend was legal and legit knowing the media would run defense for them. Of course, they were sure by now the country would be falling apart and Trump would be the most hated President ever instead of more popular than Obungle at the same point in the latter’s Preezyduncy.

  20. Axing for a friend says:

    Well spying certainly was common under Obungle. Remember when he spied on Angela Merkel including her meetings with other world leaders?

    https://www.thelocal.de/20160223/nsa-eavesdropped-on-merkels-intimate-conversations

    New documents made public by Wikileaks reveal that the USA spied on Chancellor Angela Merkel’s private conversations with world leaders.

    The secret files seen by the Süddeutsche Zeitung (SZ) show that the NSA listened in as Merkel had private conversations with other European heads of government and with the Secretary General of the United Nations, Ban Ki Moon.

    One of the stolen documents seen by the SZ contains details of a meeting between Merkel and then French president Nikolas Sarkozy with the ex-Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in 2011.

    The document describes how at the meeting the French and German leaders put pressure on Berlusconi to enact financial reform.

    Information from this meeting seems to have been lifted from Berlusconi’s advisor Valentino Valentini who was quoted directly in the report, describing the mood as “very unfriendly.”

    In a conversation with Ban Ki Moon in 2008, Merkel discussed climate change and expressed hope that the EU could make progress on common environmental goals at a summit in Poland.

    It is unclear how the NSA obtained the details of this conversation. But another document obtained by Wikileaks relating to the same time period shows that senior UN officials were seen as potential eavesdropping targets by the American spooks.

    German-US relations were badly strained after fugitive US intelligence contractor Edward Snowden in 2013 revealed widespread US foreign surveillance.

  21. Axing for a friend says:

    https://thehill.com/hilltv/what-americas-thinking/442310-joe-biden

    Hey folks! Biden’s way ahead of Bernie, folks. Now his folks are good folks but those folks need to quit bashing Biden and his folks. Bernie’s folks should call Biden’s folks and come to some agreement with those folks, folks.

    – Paid for by the folks for Simple Biden

    Caption: Can ah tuch yer hair?

  22. Axing for a friend says:

    Great contrast:
    Trump pardon – https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/05/president-trump-pardons-army-ranger-1st-lt-michael-behenna-sentenced-to-prison-for-killing-al-qaeda-operative/

    Michael Behenna – Killed a known terrorist in self-defense who attacked him during an interrogation.

    Obungle pardon:
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/forget-chelsea-manning-this-is-the-obama-pardon-you-should-be-mad-about/2017/01/18/1b3c8b6a-ddb0-11e6-ad42-f3375f271c9c_story.html?utm_term=.e2c532c21078

    Jose Lopez Rivera – During the 1970s, Lopez Rivera headed a Chicago-based cell of the Armed Forces of National Liberation (FALN), which waged a futile but violent struggle to win Puerto Rican independence.

    The FALN claimed responsibility for more than 120 bombings between 1974 and 1983 in a wave of senseless destruction that killed six and injured dozens. In 1981, a federal court in Chicago sentenced Lopez Rivera, then 37, to 55 years for seditious conspiracy, armed robbery, interstate transportation of firearms and conspiracy to transport explosives with intent to destroy government property.

    • Axing for a friend says:

      Ha! They can’t help themselves. I imagine this will permanently harden most Christian Republicans against him for suggesting God would be a lying Demoncrap progressive. This could be his “deplorable” moment when he torpedoed his chances needlessly.

      Maybe it doesn’t matter since most Christians know that Demoncraps are only respectful of religion during elections. The rest of the time they want to kill babies and rob taxpayers to give to illegals, drug addicts and ne’r do wells who never saved a penny in their lives.

    • Bunk X says:

      God created the world, populated it with animals and plants, then He got bored and created humans to see what they might do on their own, and He watched.

      Humans created slavery, and after a few millennia, God decided that slavery was just not right, so he created the Republican Party.

  23. rightymouse says:

    Twitter has declared war on conservatives.

    https://pjmedia.com/trending/twitter-declares-war-on-conservatives-pro-trump-accounts-purged/

    Gee, I wonder if this has anything to do with the 2020 election??

    • Axing for a friend says:

      I have no doubt that’s their plan. However, I think they’re over-reaching and proving to be just cruel and crooked for all to see. I think the net effect is going to be to drive everyone for Trump away from Twitter. After all, I deleted the app years ago after they banned Ginger Johnson (his crazy Tweets were a guilty pleasure of mine). If you recall it was a bogus charge of violence when in reality a figure of speech. The double standard became crystal clear right then so I deleted them. But still I see every Trump Tweet and can go to Twitchy to get the highlights of others. I notice every time I go to look at a Tweet on Twitter I get a super aggressive popup frantically trying to get me to sign up. It seems to be angry at me, pretending as though I might not get to see what I want to unless I sign up with their fascist service. It’s easily defeat-able. So they walk a fine losing line between pretending as though they’re high-minded and exclusive and yet desperate for members to see their ads and propaganda. Pathetic really.

      • rightymouse says:

        Let’s ask Jack to ban Pelosi.

      • Bunk X says:

        Last thing this country needs is more censorship.

        • Octopus says:

          The Left turning on Pelosi and Schumer for refusing to impeach Trump has me buying stock in popcorn futures. Gus is in there fighting for the status quo, as he was in the run-up to 2016, but now he runs the risk of being fingered as a conservative plant. 😆

  24. rightymouse says:

    I think it will backfire. BIGLY!

  25. dezzez says:

    • Octopus says:

      Yay, Pinky! 😆

      Your Twitter-career will be short but memorable.

      • Bunk X says:

        I just hesitated to retweet. There is no freedom of the Tweet.

        • Octopus says:

          True dat. Once you are noticed, you are disappeared. The public square has a guillotine working 24/7, manned (sexist!) by furious fat SJW’s supervised loosely by Captain Trigglypuff.

          • Bunk X says:

            Been squelched, blocked and banned too many times. Social media is losing half of its profit base, and they don’t even know it. Just look at LGF as a test-tube example.

  26. Axing for a friend says:

    https://www.thewrap.com/members/2019/05/07/ex-cnn-anchor-soledad-obrien-calls-out-network-for-lack-of-diversity-among-executives/

    Sure, so they can discriminate against whites and asians and hire blacks of lesser ability. But they haven’t quite made it yet on air either, have they? Since all their blacks are actually half-ricans like the Don Yellow Le MON. And Solidad, formerly on air who sure looks pretty milky for a “black” woman. Unlike Fox News.

    CNN

    Fox News

    Charles Payne and Harris Faulkner would also not say stupid things like seriously suggesting maybe a missing airliner got eated by a black hole which Don Le MON actually did.

  27. Axing for a friend says:

    They’re not wasting any time. David Horowitz now gone from Twitter. He’s very dangerous, you know. Must keep the Tweeters safe!

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/05/the-tech-purge-continues-twitter-bans-conservative-legend-david-horowitz/

    • Octopus says:

      Wow, they took Horowitz. This purge is for realsies. It’s time to fight back, somehow. They have a monopoly, I think…time to break that corporate shit up.

      • Axing for a friend says:

        He was restored citing a “mistake”. But Horowitz doesn’t believe it was a mistake. And where are all the prominent liberals being mistakenly banned?

  28. Octopus says:

    AOC never saw a garbage disposal until today. Yes, I know they were illegal in NYC until 1997, which was over two decades ago. She’s trying to be more New York-y than thou and me. And so concerned. 😆

    My daughter lived in two different apartments in Queens, for three years or so. The first one didn’t have a garbage disposal, but the second one did. Oooh, the luxury! The decadence!

  29. Octopus says:

    Shrek is killin’ it, here.

  30. Octopus says:

    https://americanaffairsjournal.org/2019/02/managed-obsolescence-homelessness-in-americas-gilded-cities/

    This is Chonky’s city, folks. Sounds delightful! 😯

    Thank God it’s too cold in the winter around here to attract the numbers of homeless-by-choice drug addicts and half-human sloths that are flocking to the West Coast sanctuary shitties by the thousands every year. Gross!

    • rightymouse says:

      Good Lord. Why anyone would settle for a life of nothingness like this is beyond comprehension. Can’t they get help from family??

      • Octopus says:

        Can’t Gus get help from Sis? Sure, but after enough of his drunken shenanigans, capped off with crusty skivvies in the dishwasher, it’s time for Dear Brother to hit the road. Family can only help so much with people addicted to drugs, booze and the sloth-lifestyle.

        Anyone can have a run of bad luck and end up evicted, and there are systems in place to help such people get fed, sheltered and helped back on their feet. The people you see begging on the streets, living in homeless camps and shitting in the park are super-nice folks who reject any such help because it comes with strings attached, such as not being able to get shit-faced every day and night.

  31. Octopus says:

    Careful, Gus! You don’t have anything to fall back on, if you get banned from Twitter. 😥

    I don’t see the point with this place anymore.
    2 hours ago
    My PUSSY hurts! Obviously you’re opposed to me! You fascist sexist patriarchal scum bag!
    2 hours ago
    Anyone opposed to me is a right wing fascist! OMG!
    2 hours ago
    I gotta pee! OMG!
    2 hours ago
    Sorry but you’re not a woman. I mean. That’s all cool and all. You look good. But you’re still not a woman.
    2 hours ago
    Don’t care.
    2 hours ago
    Sorry if that fucking pisses you off.
    2 hours ago
    Lady Gaga is garbage.
    2 hours ago

  32. Octopus says:

    Fatass, by now Trump has filed this crap-smear with the rest of the hundreds of failed hatchet-jobs the Slimes has published over the decades, trying to besmirch him. The meme that he is a failed fraud has not stopped him from conquering every field of battle he’s entered, from construction/development, to NYC society, to Hollywood, and politics at the highest level. Boy, what a failure! 😆

    Not like you, a great big success who is so rich and successful you have to beg constantly for pennies from people as poor as yourself, and never leave the house lest you be photographed for posterity. You’re doing great, man. What is your secret?

    • rightymouse says:

      Hey! Fatso! Where are Obama’s College transcripts??? Axing for a friend.

      • OLT says:

        I don’t care, but I am WILDLY interested in his claims to be a foreign student.

        No one ever actually addressed that, IIRC. It was dropped like a hot potato.

        Kind of like our only Native American Senator and her scholarship(s).

  33. Octopus says:

    • OLT says:

      That’s you every day, without the motion, and with a lot more pannus pannus pannus LOL.

      Here’s what you’re against (i.e., “what’s happening in this country)

      1. A growing realization that the media plays us for chumps
      2. Higher wages
      3. Record employment among minorities, majorities, etc.
      4. Booming economy
      5. Better foreign relations
      6. Improving foreign trade
      7. End of 2+ year coup attempt
      8. Clean-out of corrupt agencies commencing

      It’s not at all smooth or pretty. Actual work almost never is.

    • dezzez says:

      Chuck cries when.
      1) He runs out of Mountain Dew.
      2) He drinks from a piss filled 2 liter bottle.
      3) He checks his cash balance.
      4) He is made fun of on the web.
      5) He remembers there is no family members left to die and leave him free money.
      6) He falls and can’t get up.
      7) Someone points out he is not the center of the universe.
      8) He can’t steal avocados from his neighbor.

      Chuck has never and never will care about anyone but Chuck and he damn sure never cried for any country.

      Add your own to the list, there is more than enough room to mock the panus.

  34. Octopus says:

    Those bugs under your pannus are replicating anaerobically?
    That’s chilling. 😱

  35. Octopus says:

    https://www.tmz.com/2019/05/08/kim-kardashian-wanted-contacted-inmates-prison-reform/

    She’s working to become a lawyer without going to law school, and she’s helping people who are in prison for low-level drug offenses. Could it be she’s actually a useful, productive human being after all? 😯

    • rightymouse says:

      She still has a fat ass.

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, but at least she gets up off that titanic tushie to do something constructive with her life. Unlike Dear Fatass. 😆

        It boggles my mind how wealthy the Kardashian Kids have become, selling media-created image with next to no content for untold millions. And to think, it all started with a porn video. Honey, fire up the old camcorder, we’re going to try something new tonight! 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        There’s an ass on top, a big ass further down, and then a lower sub-butt.

        • Octopus says:

          She’s wearing a giant bandage, too. Was she injured? Well, she does have a massive crack in her butt.

  36. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. Archie. I hope the Queen says ‘NO’.

    • OLT says:

      I thought Jughead would be excited.

      • rightymouse says:

        The name choice is inexplicable. Baby looks like he’s a beauty!

        • Bunk X says:

          Veronica was hot, but Betty was hotter. Kinda like the debate between Mary Anne and “Lovey” Wentworth Howell.

          • Octopus says:

            I read in Gilligan’s autobiography that Ginger was always having very loud sex in her dressing room, on the set. On the TV set? I don’t know, probably. It was distracting, and upsetting to some of the cast.

          • Bunk X says:

            Rumor was that Gilligan’s fingers smelled like Ginger. Let’s move on.

  37. ISTE says:

    Blue Oyster Cult is going to be performing live somewhere in South West Houston.

    Hope they play Don’t Fear The Reaper.

    October 18, 2019 7:30 PM Tickets priced up to $850

    I get in for free…..

    I am a dishwasher, 😎

    1976 I was not what I am now.I was wild!

    • Bunk X says:

      Best cowbell song ever.

    • Octopus says:

      It was a great song to listen to stoned, which I was a lot in ’76. Celebrating the Bicentennial, doncha know. 😆

      It’s like, “Oh, wow, man! Song’s about the Grim Reaper. I ain’t afraid of dying.”

      • ISTE says:

        Weed is illegal in Texas…

        I am just going to snort cilantro while I am washing dishes on 18th October.

        P.S. last night’s band was great.They opened with a cover version of A-ha “take on me” It was awesome! Got all the kitchen staff bouncing around.

        🙂

  38. Octopus says:

    video/1

    Warning: 😥

  39. Octopus says:

    Gus is tired of all the winning. 😆

    Hey, go spend some of your welfare money on NYC Diesel supergrass, amigo. That really seemed to cheer you up a few months ago. Sure beats the free ditchweed you’re smoking today, which just makes you cranky.

  40. Octopus says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1! This thread is full of Idiot Left paranoia and stupid. 😆

    Note to Libturds: Trump will leave office in 2024. The real kicker? He will leave Ivanka in charge of things, and she will oversee the liquidation and internment of all remaining Libturds who refuse to bend the knee to UST, Inc.

  41. Octopus says:

    Stupid people who don’t have a clue about developers’ tax strategies were mightily impressed by the Slimes nothingnurger rehash of Trump’s “Yuge failures.” Boy, that was a quick pivot from the Mueller Debacle, eh? “Pick and roll, people!” 🤣

  42. Octopus says:

    http://shanghaiist.com/2019/05/08/chinese-live-steamer-tries-to-eat-octopus-alive-nearly-gets-her-face-ripped-off/

    I ain’t going out like that, biyatch. Oh, does it hurt? How about being eaten alive for everyone’s amusement?

    I really love this video. 😂😂😂😂

  43. rightymouse says:

    Poor baby. 🙄

  44. rightymouse says:

    Fatso is still trying to suck on Willis’ d*ck after all those years of hating on him. Pathetic.

  45. Bunk X says:

    45 years ago Arthur C. Clarke predicted today.

  46. Bunk X says:

    I really don’t know how this works, but I gave it a shot.

    [deleted erroneous link address for privacy – Briareus]

  47. Bunk X says:

    Not sure but I think this is the Late Nil Stooge in the Boiler Room.
    https://www.usni.org/sites/default/files/styles/hero_image_1600/public/Bub_Online.jpg?itok=NK9y63o0

    • Octopus says:

      Did he really die? Looks like a perfectly healthy younger man here. Maybe he just decided to walk away from the game? (I hope)

      • Bunk X says:

        He said he was going on a little vacation, didn’t know when he’d be back. Then he went dark – no emails, no blog updates, nothing. We were having too much fun in the boiler room to just quit.

        • Bunk X says:

          ISTE was the first to call it. Opilio continued in Nil;s footsteps.

          • Octopus says:

            Too bad he’s gone. Sounds like he was a real asset. And a friend.

          • Bunk X says:

            Besides running the BRC Trends & Statistics Department, he devised some html templates for recreating deleted/altered LGF posts and comments. We could have shoved anything into Charles’ mouth that we wanted to and posted it as legitimate, but decided against hoaxes.

  48. Octopus says:

    Seriously, I haven’t heard a peep from the Fake Newsmeisters about this trans-thing’s inspiration/motivation. I don’t understand it. They’re usually all over this kind of thing, freaking out about Trump, black assault weapons with the thing that goes up, clips, armor-piercing hollow-points, and all the rest of it. What gives?

    Oh…okay. I see now.

  49. Octopus says:

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/381228.php

    Get woke, go broke. Our own Chonky McGoo could have told everyone about the perils of embracing the Idiot Left lifestyle, but did he share his brutal lesson in trans-fluid economics? No, he did not. 😆

    It tickles me no end to see these “valuable properties” all boarded-up and selling for a fraction of their former, based-on-nothing value. I hope to see Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and other left-wing fascist sites sent down the same memory holes eventually.

  50. Bunk X says:

    Never Trumper Ben Shapiro comes off as a snotty dickhead in this interview. The irony is that the BBC interviewer is not a lib.

    • Bunk X says:

      BBC just asked pointed questions for clarification. It wasn’t a debate. Shapiro is an asshole.

      • Octopus says:

        Ben is dickish, but he is going to vote for Trump in 2020 — that’s something, anyway. The BBC guy was definitely trying to do a hatchet-job on him, and Shapiro wasn’t having it. I’d have to know more about the interviewer to determine his ideological bent, but being considered “conservative” on the left-wing BBC doesn’t make anybody William Buckley, Jr. He’s probably closer to being a David Brooks-type, suitable as a token and handy with a cocktail party quip.

        • rightymouse says:

          Am glad Ben is going to vote for Trump in 2020. The other Never Trump guy who has come around is Erick Erickson. On the other hand, assholes like Bill Kristol, Max Boot & George Will can kiss my butt.

          • Octopus says:

            Kurt Schlichter was a Never Trumper, and now he’s a real cheerleader for our kickass President. There’s hope for everyone still clinging to the NT banner.

      • Bunk X says:

        Yeah. Shapiro likes Trump. Sure he does.

  51. Octopus says:

    Meh. I saw that comment somewhere else, as did the tweeter, who sends it out without attribution. Not that great, and Airstreams are too cool for the “trailer trash”-meme. But Chonky was mightily impressed.

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso hasn’t seen a vagina since at least his divorce and since they didn’t have kids, am not sure if he saw one while married.

      • Octopus says:

        I can only envision a seriously dysfunctional marriage for Chonky, given his personality. He’s a selfish, egotistical nightmare of a dweeb. Can’t hold down a job. Personal relationships are fleeting and doomed, so he pretends he’s pals with famous people.

    • dezzez says:

      Chonky tries to hitch his gut wagon to another foul disgusting punk for blog hits, where did I put my shocked face.

  52. Octopus says:

    We care, Gus. Never forget that. 🙂

    I’m off to Fight Club. Time to get sweaty and beat the shit out of something.

  53. Octopus says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2019/05/10/maxine-waters-shocked-gop-is-siding-with-trump-russia-against-our-democracy/

    Waters still has Russian Collusion on her mind — are they afraid to tell her about the Mueller Report’s non-findings? 🤪

    • rightymouse says:

      Twitter is looking to get rid of as many conservative voices before 2020 that they can get away with. Eff them.

  54. Octopus says:

    omg! deranged! rant! tariffs! scary! 😂

  55. rightymouse says:

    Yeah! ‘Cause killing babies is a Progressive ideal!!

  56. rightymouse says:

    Mike Pence calls for Ilhan Omar to be removed from House Foreign Affairs Committee. She should go. She hates our ally, Israel. She also, if the truth be known, hates America, even though we saved her in Somalia. How she got elected is beyond me.

    https://pjmedia.com/trending/mike-pence-calls-for-ilhan-omar-to-be-removed-from-house-foreign-affairs-committee/

  57. Octopus says:

    Yes, Chonky. And yes, it’s pronounced “SO-crates.” Just like in “Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure.”

  58. dezzez says:

    Trump has been in office 2 years, 111 days, 4 hours, 45 minutes and Fatso has posted this same crap every damn day.

    • Octopus says:

      And yet, the Mueller unvestigation spent $30M+ trying to find something criminal to take him down, and failed utterly. How can that possibly be, Fatass? 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      He’s talking about the CNN propaganda.

  59. Octopus says:

    You’re more of a whore, see, than a horsie. How’s that new business plan working out for ya, Slick? 😆

  60. Octopus says:

    Says the corpulent coprophage, who never, ever reads here. 😆

  61. rightymouse says:

    HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!!

    • Octopus says:

      Same to you, and the rest of youse. 😃

      • rightymouse says:

        Thanks! Just got back from brunch with hubby, MIL, step-son & wife & grandson and SIL. Great time!! SIL wasn’t inebriated yet. 😆

  62. Octopus says:

    Oof…yet another failed attempt at humor. 🙁

  63. Octopus says:

    Another pathetic lie, tossed out with no evidence whatsoever. Chonky imagines this vast army of “right-wing cavemen,” hanging on his every tweet, looking to bash him at every opportunity. His tweets get next to no attention from anyone, in truth — usually, it’s three libturds commenting positively on his glurge, and occasionally he gets one negative response from a moderate person alarmed at his idiocy. 😆

  64. Octopus says:

    https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/colin-o-brady-becomes-first-160028328.html

    Okay, what’s next for this amazing adventurer? He’s climbed all the summits, did some other stuff, and now this crazy shit. Can he settle down and live a semi-normal life, or does he have to keep finding new ways to tempt fate?

  65. Bunk X says:

    Latest news about my sister. She doesn’t sleep. She was awake for two days, the doctors had to sedate her.