Charles Johnson on Social Media

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  1. ISTE says:

    Bonk, you have to dig up the reptile and penis thing.

  2. Octopus says:

    The transgender craze sweeping the country will be characterized as stark raving insanity at some point in the not-too-distant future. The case studies and biographies written about the phenomenon will be harrowing. Bruce Jenner will be one of the patron saints, of course — I submit he will publicly regret his decision to go all “Caitlyn,” and talk about how he was suffering from some kind of dementia.

    What they’re doing to little kids is unforgivable, and based on the same kind of pop psych hysteria that has led to so many horrors in the past.

  3. ISTE says:

    Cat fishing…

    LOL, I need to get a life, so does Lucy and Natasha

  4. Octopus says:

    I love that PDT trolls the Left so hard they piss themselves and run around screeching like scared squirrel monkeys!

    • rightymouse says:


      • Octopus says:

        The hair-sniffing, though…reported by several of his creeped-out victims, it’s a regular thing, that can’t be explained away by his lame “apology.” Sniffing and kissing adolescent girls — sure, it’s perfectly normal, Uncle Joe!

        • rightymouse says:

          Touching, stroking, kissing and sniffing young girls is normal for every male politician, Joe! Just ask Mike Pence. Oh, wait.

          • Octopus says:

            Perfectly fine! Nothing weird about it at all. Grabbing a young breast now and then, also a-ok. Stop trippin’, people!

  5. Octopus says:

    Turns out, there WAS obstruction! Oodles of it. Reeking piles of it.

  6. Chonk can't even says:

    What an absolute piece of shit we have squatting in the White House.…
    11 hours ago

    Seriously Chonky you need to breathe into a bag or something. Trump’s only there when he has to be. And frankly it’s your Demoncrap serving press that asks him about these things. He answers honestly. Differing with GW on the Iraq war is not exactly a vicious attack and he wasn’t the first Repub to do it. Don’t run for President if you don’t want criticism that might make your Mommy mad. Of course, that applies to Jeb too. The latter just doesn’t have the stuffing for the international stage. Whatever he had that got him elected in Fla now pales next to an actual strong world leader. It was a stretch for GW but he made it happen. But (Jeb) coming from an absolute political dynasty. He had ample chance to frame Trump how he wanted. He failed to do so and just looked weak and lazy. Weaker than Shrillbeast who also expected everything to be handed to her and for others to defend her, of which they were legion. Still lost. The simple fact is mildly talented and slightly charismatic pols pale in comparison to actually talented people of which Trump is in the latter category. No one on either side can touch him.

  7. Chonk can't even says:

    Seth Meyers on the Mueller Team’s Unsettling Response to AG Barr’s Letter “Exonerating” Trump……
    12 hours ago

    Seth Meyers on the Mueller Team’s Unsettling Response to AG Barr’s Letter “Exonerating” Trump
    11 hours ago

    Like any serious journalist, Chonky is monitoring Seth Meyer’s take on this whole Trump scandal of “supposed” exoneration. It’s all very unsettling which of course clearly means treason and grounds for impeachment.

  8. Chonk can't even says:

    Donald Trump Is Trying to Kill You
    Trust the pork producers; fear the wind turbines.

    Paul Krugman
    By Paul Krugman

    Krugman has to be Chonky’s favorite economist. Always completely wrong and particularly so on Trump. He counseled his news letter subscribers to divest themselves of all equities because the Dow would tank if he were elected. Yah. A lot of people lost a lot of money. Now he’s mansplaining that Trump’s policies will kill everyone. It’s all very reasoned and scientific and not at all hyperbolic or possibly caused by a tropical disease that gives you the uncontrollable shakes and dangerous sweating.

    The thing that’s funny about economists is they’re the very last, I mean the LAST people you want to consult about investing your money. Even when they’re not being partisan hose-holes they typically are about as good at predicting the future economic state as AlGore is at predicting the plight of the polar bear or the arctic ice cap. It’s really quite a good scam! Like when you hire a broker to invest your money and then find out he’s just been investing your money exactly like Peter Lynch invests his clients. And he’s charging you for that so your actual gains are just flat. And it’s legal! LOL!

  9. Octopus says:

    Heh. A-heh-heh. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!

    Oh, Garage Guy. You do get off a gut one, now and then. 😂

  10. rightymouse says:

    Chonky hasn’t tweeted all day. 😯

  11. Octopus says:

    I’m in the mood for schadenfreude!


    • rightymouse says:

      Every so often, it is so excellent to revisit that fabulous evening!!! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      I’ll admit it. I liked Shanana. Hell, they played at Woodstock.

      “We’ve had just about enough of you fuckin’ hippies.” – Bowzer

  12. Octopus says:

    Fatass breaks his tweet-fast with a shoutout to the guy who won’t return his calls, and wishes he would lose his number. 😅

  13. Mike says:

    A beed visit would do wonders for morale and bring us fashion tips. Win-Win.

  14. Octopus says:

    Screw beed and the purse he rode in on!

    We’ve got Joe. 😄

  15. rightymouse says:

    I’d love to know the Spring fashions in Sweden. 🙂

  16. Octopus says:

    Another perennial gem. 😂

  17. rightymouse says:

    This is friggin’ scary! Has anyone else heard about this effort to do an end-run around the Electoral college?

  18. rightymouse says:

    Poor baby!

    • Octopus says:

      Are the cruel yuppies gentrifying Skid Row, Gus? Pounding nails with hammers and sawing wood, while you’re still recovering from last night’s binge? Damn them to Hell! 😆

  19. Chonk can't even says:

    I think the question is, is the campus safe for Judge Kavanaugh to be there as lecturer? The school, as so many have done has tried to walk a fine line by placating these political thugs. Nodding to their “concerns” when any idiot can see they merely continue the pathetic failed smear of Judge Kavanaugh. And giving any credence to these uncorroborated accusations and spectacularly unlikely and unproven offenses is purely encouraging their heightened faux rage. And all this against a top legal mind with legions of devoted mentees willing to vouch for him. George Mason should expel these assholes which would go a long way toward establishing that they teach and support the actual law and do not entertain some new legal standard of moron mob rule.

  20. Chonk can't even says:

    Well here it is the big Bill Maher Chelsea Handler interview! It doesn’t get much shallower from a sad short little Jew who panders to people he clearly thinks are stupid. To the feisty pee drinking comedienne who became an abortion advocate because she had to have two, count ’em two in eleventh grade alone! Topics: Trump won so I needed a psychiatrist. White guilt so I binged on pot. My brother died when I was nine so ….two abortions in 11th grade. So many life lessons. Guaranteed to lower your IQ.

    Yeah I know it’s a guilty pleasure. But it’s fun to throw rocks at easy targets.

    • rightymouse says:

      Bill Maher is an ass-hole. The only times I’ve seen/heard him be sane is when he’s addressed the Muslim threat and the ideology behind the threat. Otherwise, he’s your typical leftist ass-hole.

      • Octopus says:

        Stopped clock, and whatnot. He’s a nasty little twerp who thinks he’s WAY funnier than he is, and survives on applause-claps rather than laugh-claps for 99% of his material.

  21. rightymouse says:

    Going to have an early dinner at our favorite Amish diner later this afternoon. Am hankering for some decent prime rib – good prime rib is hard to find . Hubby is conducting tonight & tomorrow afternoon. Am going to the matinee tomorrow with a few gal pals. 🙂

  22. rightymouse says:

    Am watching Trump on Fox in Las Vegas talking to The Republican Jewish Coalition. Awesome! 🙂

  23. rightymouse says:

    They just hollered ‘Four More Years’! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      I’m not sure I’ve ever met a Republican Jew in real life. I hope to, one fine day. 😉

      • rightymouse says:

        My Jewish boss’ brother is a Republican. Bossman is a gun-owning/collecting Democrat with a decent sense of humor. Their mother was a socialist. Dad died young. Of Hungarian/Russian descent. Their grandparents/parents came over in the early 1900’s.

        • Octopus says:

          Many Jews around Detroit trace their immigration back to the Holocaust years. Their grandparents were blackballed from joining country clubs, so they built their own as they became prosperous. Education and hard work is their cultural hallmark. They should be natural Republicans by now, but that hasn’t happened, even as the Left embraces Islam and the sorry plight of the Palestinians. They don’t seem to give a crap about the religion anymore, or the state of Israel.

  24. Octopus says:

    One of my faves — Obungle’s mic-drop moment is priceless! 😂

  25. Octopus says:

    Hey, Chonky— the Jews have never had a better friend in the WH than Trump. Some of the American Jews are even beginning to notice. You? Not a Righteous Gentile. 😄

  26. Octopus says:


  27. Octopus says:

    Fatass setting BiBi straight, now. That’s epic. 😆

    Why don’t you dig up George Washington and Abe Lincoln, and give them what for, while you’re feeling strong? Because their dead and decayed bones would still kick your ass across the cemetary, is why. 😆

  28. Octopus says:

    Trump has people to clean his shoes from the likes of youse. 😆

    About what? Ben is a Never Trumper, like you and your masters. He’s on your side politically, and too educated to talk about anything you’d be interested in outside of that narrow anal-fissure.

  29. Octopus says:

    Regarding the MSU Spartans, I tried to warn you — ANY team I root for, on a given day, is doomed as doomed can be. They should pay me to root for the other side.

  30. Octopus says:

    Your Mom’s pussy, as it happens. She just throws it at him, and he throws up a hand to deflect it, before it gets pee-juice on his tuxedo. Because ew, it’s your dirty old mother. Please come and get her. 😆

  31. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  32. rightymouse says:

    Snowflakes on parade… 😆

  33. Octopus says:

    Yes, they mocked Biden, but of course they threw in a dishonest shot at Trump and a dismissive shot at us rubes who voted for him. There’s also the sneaking suspicion that it’s okay to trash Biden, because the Elites have determined he can’t beat Trump, and the search is on for Obungle 2.0.

  34. rightymouse says:

    Have arrived at venue for hubby’s concert, later!

  35. Octopus says:

    Nice juxtaposition of ads in this PJ Media story. Of course, one could make a metaphorical leap from pre- to post-breakdown Chonky, if one was so inclined.

  36. Octopus says:

    Stumbled onto this while looking for something else — pretty well done, imho. Jones was, by most accounts, the most-talented musician in the Stones, as well as the founder. He foundered on the rocky shoals of drugs at age 27, becoming the first member of the “27 Club.” Whenever you hear a cool, unusual sound in an early Stones’ tune, it’s Jones.

  37. Bunk X says:

    Dang I’ve been awake for almost 10 hours. G’night.

    • Octopus says:

      How did you manage that? I need a nap after 8 hours of consciousness, or I begin to wobble.

      So much for my fantasy of going back to college to live it up as in days of yore… 😦

  38. Octopus says:


  39. Octopus says:

    Ooohh, that’s cutting-edge humor! Such a wit.

    On the other hand, he’s only a few years older than you, Fatass. How are you calling him “Grandpa?” Are you shitting yourself?

  40. Octopus says:

    Again, Chonky displays his rapier-like wit. And pawns himself, because there are no crimes, and he is admitting as much while trying to act like “Keyboard Tough Guy.” 😆

  41. Octopus says:


  42. Octopus says:

    At least you can laugh about it, Gus. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      • OLT says:

        Pretty fucking racist there, Gus-Gus.

        Just pointing that out to you. Color, supposed ethnic origin (wrong, but whatever, you’re stupid), and religion. Why don’t you throw in some gender too, you bigoted jobless parasite?

  43. Octopus says:

    Bland, mopey white soul muzak. Of course. 😆

    • OLT says:

      Maybe he can’t hear the music over the sound of his grunting as he struggles to find his penis penis penis LOL under his pannis pannis panis FML to fap over the cover photo.

      /cute kid. Looks tall. And I understand I’m not supposed to notice or appreciate her secondary sexual characteristics, but … I ain’t dead. Yet.

    • Bunk X says:

      Nancy saw some cleavage?

  44. Octopus says:

    1 – You don’t appear to have any friends. A precious few Twitter-followers, but no real friends.
    2 – ALL of your old online acquaintances from the Right and quasi-Right are still “a thing,” while you have sunk into the deepest obscurity. I wonder how that happened. I mean, I know how it happened, because I watched the whole thing, but do you have a clue?
    3 – I’ll bet Ol’ Power-Glutes gets himself to the gym regularly, while you haven’t appeared outside the bunker for ten years or so. I wonder if that’s a help or a hindrance to his social and business game…

    • rightymouse says:

      Wow! Charles Johnson is a homophobe! Wow!

    • Chonk can't even says:

      OMG! I can barely breathe from laughing. See instead of saying “Asking for a friend” for the 100th time and not getting a laugh he like, spelled it all out in a bunch of words. Sheer genius! Wait’ll Bob Cesspool get’s a load of that. Keep your phone handy Chonky. And a clean pair of sweatpants.

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles has a friend. Andrew Breitbart is dead. Who does that leave?

  45. Octopus says:

    Can’t let this go yet. 😂

    Btw, I have yet to see any pics of Trump snatching kitty, even though the Screechy Left keeps using that as some kind of excuse for Creepy Uncle Joe. I’ll be waiting a long fucken time, right, Chonky?

  46. Octopus says:

    Beta is already stalling out, as Bernie Bros begin their socialist charge. Popcorn 🍿!!

  47. Octopus says:

    Must be parody, right? But it’s too close for comfort. Stop scaring us, clown!

  48. Octopus says:

    Pepe/Honk Honk is going to play a key role in the 2020 election cycle. 😆

  49. Octopus says:

    Is Gus questioning the religious tenets of Teh Warmening? 😯

  50. Octopus says:

    Chonky is SO butthurt about other people having careers as media pundits and whatnot. Who’s he going to cry about next? The Collusion Queen, Rachel Maddow? 😆

  51. Octopus says:

    Thank God we got rid of the last Irony Meter around here. We’d have had glass shards and metallic fragments all over the office from this one. That Fatass doesn’t get the joke of this mad tweet is indicative of how many sandwiches short of a picnic he’s become. 😆

  52. Octopus says:

    Are the wheels coming off? The walls closing in? 😂

  53. Octopus says:

    Gee, Chonky…it seems the ultra-liberal NYT has already debunked your precious Southern Strategy racist bullshit. And now you’re attacking a black woman for knowing the truth? RAAAAA-CIIIIIIISSST!!!1!

  54. Octopus says:

    Heheh…even the Left is beginning to see through this utter fraud. Black people who grow up speaking Ebonics have to temper it down to enter certain professional areas, and everyone accepts this, especially educated blacks who understand the need for a common business language. Non-blacks who go all ghetto when speaking to black audiences are rightly reviled as pandering charlatans, like Shrillary, who did not connect with black audiences by using her terrible “code-switching” fake accent. AOC is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
    KNOWLES: Ocasio-Cortez Is A Fraud Through And Through

    April 9, 2019

    On Monday’s episode of “The Michael Knowles Show,” the host discusses Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s attempt to pander to an audience by mimicking a stereotyped accent. Knowles suggests this is yet more evidence that the freshman New York lawmaker is a “fraud.” Transcript and video below.

    She says she’s “code-switching.” Which code is she switching to? She’s not code-switching, and she is not reverting back to her authentic accent. She is performing a caricature of what she thinks a Southern black drawl sounds like, and it sounds nearly as fake as when Hillary Clinton did it. And then what does she do? She immediately refers to her allegedly hardscrabble upbringing and her false claim that she grew up in the Bronx. This is a lie. On her campaign website in 2018, she said that her life was defined by the forty-minute commute between her family in the Bronx and school in the suburbs. Not true. In the state of New York, you don’t just get to commute from a bad neighborhood in the Bronx to whatever public school you want to go to upstate.

    That’s not how it works. You get districted into your school. If that were the case everybody in a bad school district in the city would just commute up to the suburbs. She did not commute — she lived there. She lived there from the age of five all the way until 2016, according to Westchester land records. According to Westchester County land records, until a year or two before she ran for Congress, from Queens, she lived with her parents not just in Westchester but in a very ritzy part of northern Westchester. That is not her upbringing. It’s not being weaponized against her.

    The only thing that is being used as a weapon against her is her obvious lie about where she comes from. Some people have said to me “Michael, stop it. Don’t talk about her obvious fraud and just talk about the craziness of her proposals.” No. This is a bad idea. You have to point out that she is a fraud through and through.

    There’s this conspiracy theory, it’s sort of half a conspiracy theory, that AOC was cast in the role of being a congressional candidate and that actually she’s just an actress. This is half true, in so much as she did audition for a political action committee, which were her, and remain still to this day, her backers and her political career. It doesn’t mean she’s just an actress and she might have had an interest in politics, and the difference between politics and show business gets blurry sometimes.

    But it’s so important to focus on this fraud because this is what she always goes back to. She says, “You’re just attacking me because I grew up in and in an underprivileged environment. You’re just going after me because I’m from the Bronx. You’re just going after me because I don’t know how to use the English language properly because I grew up in this bad neighborhood in the Bronx and we had bad schooling.” No.

    The way to expose all of those lies, to cut off all of her defenses at the knees, is to point out that she is a total fraud through and through.

    She, for her entire conscious life, grew up in an extremely wealthy privileged area of Westchester County. She attended a very good school district Yorktown High School. She then went to a very expensive private college in Massachusetts, Boston University, which costs seventy-two thousand dollars per year to attend. She then moved right back to her mother’s house after college and lived there until basically, she decided to run for Congress. She had as privileged an upbringing as you can possibly have on Earth. In the grand scheme of all of human history, virtually nobody has had a more privileged upbringing than Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She was taught the English language perfectly well. She does not have a southern drawl, a cartoon drawl, that she thinks is going to pander to her audience. It’s just a lie.