Charles Johnson Wishes He Knew What He Was Babbling About.

Charles Johnson has

No understanding of the US Constitution.
No awareness of the Bill of Rights.
No comprehension of the Rule of Law.

Or maybe he does and he just pretends he doesn’t. My guess is that he’s just dangerously ignorant.

Charles. You might want to read up a tad before you post inanities like that and embarrass yourself. If it squeezes your brain too much, get some educamacation.

Yeah, it’s April 1, and this is dedicated to you, Charles.

117 Comments on “Charles Johnson Wishes He Knew What He Was Babbling About.”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Fatso in a nutshell…

  2. rightymouse says:

    While you’re at it…get an effing job. Any job.

    • Bunk X says:

      Gusano, you’re not licensed, and given the region, you’re not worth $60/hr. either. Ask me how I know.

      Hell, I’ve offered you jobs that would have paid more than that, BUT NOOOOOO.

  3. rightymouse says:

    Briareus….I realize it’s difficult to believe that our Chonky is as ignorant as he seems to be. But he really is dumber than a rock. That said, he continues to provide mirth with his girth. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      He’s a total dumbass, of the sort that’s too dumb to realize how dumb and oblivious he really is. Still thinks he’s a player, as if anyone besides us pays any attention to his idiocy. His girth is worth mirth, as a dearth of exercise and too many artisanal cheese sammiches has him looking like he’s about to give birth to Earth.

    • Briareus says:

      Rightymouse – I try give people the benefit of the doubt, but there’s at least one big fat wannabe mover and shaker SJW who always refuses the gift.

      Octo– I know you’re not referring to me. I might be a fool, but I’m not a damn fool.

  4. Octopus says:

    Okay, it’s been three years, RiRi. Time for a new album, girl. Put down the spliff and slap some reggae tunes together, at least. 🤩

    In the meantime…

  5. Octopus says:

    RIP, Nipsey Hussle. I guess.

    Whatever, dude.

  6. Octopus says:

    Talk about “Resting Bitch Face.” 😆

  7. rightymouse says:

    Actually, you could ask AOC if it would be ok to eat people who make $7 an hour.

  8. Octopus says:

    The houseboy licked all the flavor off his Cheetos. 😂

  9. octopus says:


  10. rightymouse says:

    Glad you’re noticing… 😆

  11. Octopus says:

    I knew he was a shitty AG, but I was still shocked, shocked I tell you, when I saw he was wanted for the brutal murder of Nipsey Hussle. 😳

  12. Octopus says:

    I like the cut of Ward’s jib, and jibes. 🙂

  13. rightymouse says:

    Good Gawd. Fatso’s a Commie. 😯

    • rightymouse says:

      Socialism sucks, you stupid jerk. If you haven’t noticed, people are starving in Venezuela.
      You’re the one who has no idea what socialism really is. Asshole.

      • rightymouse says:

        Starvation and death must be simple, basic, and good social policies to Charles Fatso Johnson. Bah. Effing commie.

    • Bunk X says:

      Progressiveism, Collectivism, Socialism, Communism, Fascism, National Socialism, They’re all the same lefft-wing bullshit, except for their varying degrees of Totalitarianism,

      And they’re all LIARS.

  14. Octopus says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆

  15. rightymouse says:

  16. Octopus says:


    • rightymouse says:

      That’s a friggin’ awesome ad!!! Wow!

      • Bunk X says:

        I want Joe to run. He’ll split the Dem votes.

        • Octopus says:

          He’s the mainstream guy, and Obungle will either be forced to endorse the “Old White Guy,” or reject his own VP in favor of some wacky Socialist. Good fun!

      • Chonk can't even says:

        It really is awesome and puts the Demoncraps in a world of hurt. I can’t decide if Biden’s really a pedo or just more like a benign bully. Man handling people just because he can. Then again one wonders if he’ll do that on camera what has he done when he’s sure no one else is watching? He seems very confident and comfortable physically placing women where he wants them. I don’t imagine it’s much different when he wants them underneath him.

        Trump would have crushed him for reasons other than this but won’t get to run against him. But it’s OK. There isn’t a single Demoncrap candidate so far that Trump won’t badly beat. In fact, given their shark jumping to the far left I don’t see them fielding anyone that can appeal to middle America. Trump nailed that demo dead on and no one’s going to knock him off of it. Certainly not some mealy mouthed pseudo-commie trying to wrap themselves in the flag. They think their strongest candidate is Kamala, a mouthy pot smoking far leftist rap fan who got her start on her back. Her first move is to secure her hood credz as a drug gansta rap fan?? Really? And more and more it’s coming out that Corey’s gay. Nothing wrong with that but black guys REALLY HATE QUEERS. Nice guy Buttlegieg is flaring out as we speak. He’s got low energy written all over him. Trump will dissect him.

  17. Octopus says:

    This really happened. The guy is relentless! At least she’s not a minor this time.

  18. Bunk X says:


    • Bunk X says:

      That never once happened to any guy unless he’s a liar.

    • Chonk can't even says:

      Yeah I get that all the time.

      Me <——– lying

      Seriously that picture…'s like the kind you tear out of a magazine and hide under your bed when you're 13 (and of course your Mom finds it while cleaning). I mean from the perspective of an adult yes she's clearly a damaged woman ridden hard and put out to dry numerous times. But to a young fella she's beautiful and perfect and just probably wants to meet a nice guy. LOL!

    • Bunk X says:

      I dated her sister, as far as you know.

      • Octopus says:

        She and her sister both sported a huge bush, under their fancy granny-panties. How do I know? I just know. Never mind how. 👺

  19. Octopus says:

    Tacit —“understood or implied without being stated”

    Understood and implied ONLY by the Idiot Left. 😁

    • Chonk can't even says:

      Rich considering the whole thing was triggered by a tacit conspiracy of the crooked left pols and their highly placed commie Deep State dirty cops and judges.

  20. Octopus says:

    Chonky is eating tons of avocado toast these days. You know, Fatass, even “healthy fat” becomes unhealthy when consumed in mass quantities. Your pannus is scaring the children!

    • Chonk can't even says:

      Once again showing his keen penchant for banality. Oh the avacados…so funny Fatso. If only HST were still around to crack a rib laughing and hand you the torch for wildly talented gonzo journalism. These young Twitter kids just don’t get that you’re cut from the same mold. No I didn’t mispell.

  21. Octopus says:

    Job opening! 😀

  22. Octopus says:

    This isn’t brand new, but it’s definitely worth reviewing in light of recent discussion of the “Creepy Uncle Joe” problem.

    • Chonk can't even says:

      Obungle’s got his back though.

      No seriously, he was just supposed to be a clown loser idiot. He was supposed to be Obungle’s personal white guy butt of jokes. He got him a few votes from people he HATES. The reason why Obungle hasn’t “weighed in” on Biden is he sincerely hasn’t given one single fuck about him since leaving office.

  23. Octopus says:

    Retweeting his own glurge — nobody cared the first time, but maybe it will go viral today! Because tacit. 😅

    • Bunk X says:


      A team of 40+ professionals with unlimited resources couldn’t find dick in 2 years.


      • Octopus says:

        Not to mention, Mueller and Co. are just sitting back and taking it, while Barr dismisses all their hard work and says they didn’t find jack squat, when really they found all kinds of collusion, obstruction and 8×10 colored glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back explaining that was Trump getting peed on by a Russian midget hooker.

        • Chonk can't even says:

          And on the very bed Obungle slept in. I’m pretty sure that right there makes it treason.

  24. Chonk can't even says:

    “It’s obviously ridiculous and no one should see it, but the trailer is honestly wonderful,” Bee sarcastically told her audience. “Ordinarily, I wouldn’t waste precious time talking about a movie so bad, it makes ‘A Christmas Prince 2: Royal Wedding’ look like ‘Citizen Kane 2: A Christmas Cane’… but the vice president tweeted about it from his official account, which makes it news.”

    Her time is precious. Babies……not so much.

    But seriously, this killing fetuses thing is really a gold mine of humor. They weren’t intended, so they were killed! Did you hear the one about the baby who tried to get away? They killed it anyway. These jokes just write themselves.

  25. Chonk can't even says:

    Ugh. Why are the media being so stubbornly WRONG about this? Even Barr’s whitewash summary said it did not exonerat……
    49 minutes ago

    Because NBC are trying to make Trump look good doncha know. But Chonky’s a firm believer in our system which says people are guilty even though proven innocent.

  26. Chonk can't even says:

    Well there you have it. Trump cheats at golf. It really speaks to his character that he fudges scores in meaningless matches with other narcissistic egotistical jackasses. I’m really concerned that our CIC doesn’t find these casual social outings important demonstrations of his personality and mettle. And instead views them as excuses to walk around and get some exercise and fresh air and have social interactions with amazing people of all walks of life, satisfying both business and pleasure.

  27. Octopus says:

  28. Chonk can't even says:

    Why would you do this? Has to be one of the cruelist things I’ve seen. YouTube mental midgits trick their 6 yr old daughter into thinking they have to give the family puppy away. She’s clearly crushed. Look at her face. She bought it hook line and sinker because I dunno maybe Mom and Dad are all powerful and have all the answers and taught her to be kind and trusting and loving. So Ha Ha let’s jerk the rug out from under her. On YouTube!!!. Weeee.

    10 yrs from now. Everleigh does a YouTube video. Hi Mom and Dad I’m pregnant with my crack dealer boyfriend. Ha ha!!! Just kidding. No really. I’m pregnant and addicted and I’m pretty sure I have AIDs.

  29. Chonk can't even says:

    Mark Halperin may be a first class misogynist dirtbag, but let’s not forget he’s also a rotten, unethical journalis……
    2 hours ago

    Just the kind Soros funded NBC likes. A regular on AMESSNBC’s Morning Joke. Apparently he was easy to throw under the bus as a serial sex abuser because he criticized Shrillery one time and pointed out that Obungle acts like “a dick”. He also didn’t roundly condemn POTUS Trump so there you have it…. He never raped or hurt anyone. The cops were never called. But yeah he can’t be a journalist while others can RUN FOR PREEZYDUNCE. 🙂

  30. Octopus says:

    These guys escaped the plantation, and haven’t looked back. Except to laugh. 🙂

  31. Octopus says:

  32. rightymouse says:

    Why does the ACLU get involved with periods? Don’t they have bigger fish to fry???

  33. Octopus says:

    You’ve made that exact same statement about 100 times on Twitter, Fatass, and with nothing to back it up. NOTHING!1!

    Keep railing that old dead chicken, though. It’s amusing to us. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles Johnson said the same about the Clintons and the Obamas.
      Who’s paying you to spout this nonsense, Nancy?

    • Chonk can't even says:

      Right. Because the best way to hide all your secret criminal family dealings is to be on TV for decades as a famous business man,/entertainer, have a public divorce, have your kids involved in the business, marry ANOTHER famous Eastern European super model and then run for President and win. And then be investigated by feds for years while being under a gag order or risk obstruction charges. How much more shady can you get?

      As a professional internet ace reporter Chonky is going to get to the bottom of all the lies and crimes that Mueller missed. He just needs you to click the green shiny button and cough up some dough.

  34. Chonk can't even says:

    Well let’s see. Your idea of a dreamboat is Sean Penn. I hear Mrs. George Conway may be coming available. If you don’t mind a guy who looks like he could be your mongoloid son. Oh wait, you wanted a guy who’s grown a pair.

  35. Chonk can't even says:

    I doubt this will ever change. When we were there for a couple days in 2015 you would see many young people going beyond the safety barriers onto rock outcroppings and ledges to get selfies. Mostly asians or slender hispanics. They just completely ignored the rules and seem to have no respect for the danger or regard for their safety. I’m sure their balance is very good but still. But it’s so big there’s no way to stop people from doing it. Plus it’s not the responsibility of people who run the park to protect people from themselves. The danger is clearly marked. That’s all you get.

    • Octopus says:

      I saw a young fool do this very thing at the Grand Canyon, going outside the railing for a pic at the edge of the yawning chasm. I was sweaty on the safe side of the railing, only 15’ or so from the brink. They don’t seem to understand gravity, these idiots.