Desperately Seeking Oliver

Someone (whose initials are Charles Foster Johnson) is desperately seeking Oliver Willis‘ endorsement.

So why would The Magical Jazzy Ponytail suck up to Oliver Willis? Heh. Here’s why.

 

While looking for The Classic Oliver Willis Thread:

“You’re so awsome, Charles.” – Sharmuta

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264 Comments on “Desperately Seeking Oliver”

  1. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    Huge question hanging over everything tonight: why didn’t Mueller interview Trump and his inner circle family membe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    2 hours ago

    Because they already knew there was no collusion you idiot. They were SURVEILLING THEM for years you fucking pinhead dipshit.

  2. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    Gotta love that last bit where he tries to explain why he used the term “oil ticks”. And then became enlightened and woke that it might be used by others who REALLY ARE RACISTS.

    What against the race of Arab Princes? Is this a minority ethnic group I’m not aware of? Do you know a proton from a crouton? Can you find your giant fat ass with both hands and a map? OK that last was rhetorical. I know the answer is No.

    • Bunk X says:

      “Do you know a proton from a crouton?”
      The ghost of Snork lives. 😀

      • Bunk X says:

        Of all the eloquent flounces, perhaps “Earth2Moonbat” summed up the frustrations the best in September 2009, presented here in it’s entirety. [6]

        What’s up, Chuck? I feel like Rip Van Winkle. I leave for a couple years, and come back, and like this place turns into Kos. WTF happened? Does Spock have a beard? Is this some bizarro alternative universe? I mean, I didn’t mind your bike threads. After all, I guess if you want to show off in front of your lizardoid minions like this, it’s your blog, not that there’s anything wrong with that. So I went along. Even when Sharmuta started turning into a groupie. I even remember the one when your bike broke, and Irish Rose gave you a lift.

        Things started getting a little weirder when the creationism threads started popping up. First a couple. Then a bunch more. Then it turns into a full-fledged evolutionist jihad. What’s a Pastafarian supposed to think when you insult my noodly savior? Of course, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, you heathen! You and your puny Darwinian religion are no match for the Great Noodly One!

        So anyway, this place started getting kind of weird. It’s like wall-to-wall evolution 24/7. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it’s also not the way science is supposed to work. Science isn’t supposed to be jihad, and it’snot supposed to be cheerleaders with pom-poms chanting “hey hey…ho ho…creationism has got to go”. It’s supposed to be resolution of observation and theory. I don’t think Darwin would appreciate this shit if he were alive.

        I mean this evolution jihad is like 22 metric shitloads of WTF. But then you go off on another jihad masquerading as science by talking shit about climate skeptics. Do you know a proton from a crouton, Chucky? Do you have even the most basic tools to understand this issue? No? Then why don’t you follow Jillette’s wise advice, and STFD and STFU? I don’t get it, is your bike missing, or something? As we Pastafarians all know ,lack of pirates causes global warming. Haven’t you ever heard of theArrrr-henius equation?

        So anyway, you go to Jimmy Hansen’s minions’ site realclimate.org looking for the indisputable truth. As you can see, they’re run by EMS. If you follow the money, EMS leads back to Fenton Communications, and ultimately back to the Tides Foundation. That’s the same Theresa Heinz’s Tides Foundation that gave Saint Hansen a quarter million just for giggles. You did know that Hansen is Gavin’s boss, right? If you think this is how things are supposed to be, you’re denser than I thought. Show me one skeptic anywhere in the world who received even a research grant, let alone a stringless gift like that of that magnitude. I double-dog dare you.

        WTF happened to the skeptic who didn’t want to take Dan Rather’s libel at face value? Have you forgotten what put LGF on the map? It was because a good citizen debunking of the powerful propagandists attracted a lot of smart people to a site that represented the best of the web. Your 15 minutes was when you successfully pulled a WTF check off on the high and mighty Dan.

        I guess that was then, and this is now. Did I mention that your precious Jimmy Hansen is a creationist abuser of Godwin’s law? The wierod had the unbridled gall to call his detractors “deniers”. Do you think that’s just ducky, Chucky, when some narcissistic prick abuses the Holocaust for political purposes? Oh, yeah. I forgot. He’s ‘saving creation’ (his words). That makes it ok to use the Holocaust as a tool.

        But it gets worse. He then claims that it’s a scientific fact that coal cars are the equivalent of the rail cars that Hitler used to carry people to Auschwitz. But he’s a great hero, right? Saving all creation, right Chucky? Then if that’s not enough, he calls for aNuremberg trial for oil executives. And supports eco-terrorism. And he’s not a fan of democracy. Yes, Chucky, he’s 100% loony-tunes. He thinks he’s Jor-El.And I’m putting the most charitable possible interpretation on that.

        I’m sorry, but you’ve really gotten yourself mixed up with a bunch of USDA grade AAA Godwinizing pricks. You’ve just joined forces with GeorgeMonbiot. Y’know,the original “moonbat”? Well, I’d say that’s123 metric shitloads of WTF in the WTF truck. That just blew the tires out.

        So you’re confusing Captain Planet with Mr. Science. I guess that happens when you watch a couple episodes of Bill Nye the Science Guy,and think you’re a string theorist. But then you start getting seriously deranged. You start getting paranoid and delusional. You start imagining corporations and white supremacists stealing your bike. I can’t believe you just banned Dotty, Chuckles, but just chill. It’ll be ok. Just close your eyes and repeat after me: “there are no white supremacists stealing my bike”. If that doesn’t work, there are some remarkable new pharmaceutical products that work wonders. A reliable source tells me that your bike is in the basement of the Alamo.

        I thought it was a little peculiar the way you went jihad all over Geller and Malkin. You have to wonder about a guy who uses a Mac, not that there’s anything wrong with that. But it is sorta weird. That dumped another 43 metric shitloads of WTF into the WTF truck. The springs just bottomed out.

        Then you went on a jihad against those whom you pejoratively call “nirthers”. Clever. Cute. One person does a typo, so they’re all”nirthers”. I mean really. Neener, neener, you’re a nirther. Are you trying to refute their arguments, or did you regress into junior high, and think you’re in a lunchroom foodfight?Are the nirthers in on the conspiracy to steal your bike, too?

        But then things get even weirder:

        The Center for the Study of Carbon Dioxide and GlobalChange is a front group for Exxon-Mobil.

        [532Charles Thu, Apr 30, 2009 1:01:05pm]

        A “front group”? I hate to break the news to you, but it isn’t Exxon-Mobil trying to steal your bike, Pee Wee, it’s Francis.Over the course of 11 years, E-M donates $90,000 for the support of CO2science.org. That’s a little over $8000/yr. That total sum over 11 years is one third of the amount that Theresa Heinz gaveHansen. And the Idso brothers are running a “front group”? A little black helicopter much there?

        I mean OMG ponies!1!1!1! Big Oil has a “front group”. Jezuz Frik on a pogo stick! Big Oil is so 2008. Haven’t you heard? The conspiracy these days is the Big Health Insurance. Just remember, here’s what will happen to your bike under ObamaCare. And your gramma, too.

        The insurance companies have front groups, too. Did you realize that? Oh, I guess it’s a big secret. Let me fill you in on the Big Secret: Lots of industries have “front groups” by your definition. By your logic, any time any private company donates to any group, it becomes a “front group”. And you have the chutzpah to call the birthers crazy. Add 422 metric shitloads of WTF to the WTF truck. It’s spilling over the sides and on the cab. You’regoing to be responsible for a toxic WTF cleanup.

        After that, I didn’t think it could get any worse. I was wrong. Van Jones is an unmitigated dickhead. I would have thought that you’d take Zombie’s word for it. But it appears that your jihad against Glenn Beck trumps any reasonable assessment of Jones. So you say:

        Van Jones is incredibly respected among environmentalists. I know you hate him, but that’s just a fact.

        [24 Charles Sun, Sep 6,2009 9:56:14am]

        Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but WTF does that have to do with with the price of peanuts in Trinidad? Catholics respect the pope. Does that make the pope an expert on anything other than religion? That’s787 metric shitloads of WTF. I can’t even see the truck anymore.

        And just when I think you can’t get any nuttier, you go totally splodynannas all over everybody. I was vaguely aware of your jihad against Beck, but not against Stacey McCain. Here you are getting in an argument with Stacey McCain. But then you go jihad on Stephen Green, the vodkapundit, for guilt by association!WTF? He publishes some real time reports from McCain in the field,and now he (and everybody else at PJM) is an enemy of the people. This was my heads up that you had serious issues. I was hanging out at PJM, and then this wild display of insane jihad came out of nowhere. You’re going jihad on the vodkapundit, because of his reporter. Then I followed some comments to Kirly’s list, and lo and behold! Over1300 bannings!

        That in itself was kinda bizarre, but I looked on the list of the banned. Such wild screaming white supremacists as: Bob’s Kid, Carl in Jerusalem, Kirly, Little old lady, Goddess of the Classroom, Jheka, Loppyd, and N.Y. Nana. Chucky, that’s all wee-wee’ed up. They ain’t got your bike. Johnson, don’t be a dick.

        Nutty as that is, you outdid yourself by banning Iowahawk! I mean Jezuz Frack in a Cadillac, Iowahawk! The jester. The funny guy. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you no sense of humor? I mean for crying out loud, if you have that pongo instinct to pee all over, don’t pee at the clown! What kind of a person pees at a clown? If you can’t help but pee, pee in your own mouth, but leave the clown alone. I don’t understand why you nuked Iowahawk, and still put up with TFK, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

        I think I get it. You want to hang out with the Kool Kos Kids. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but how’s that working out for you? I think you need to face something. It’s time you learned the awful truth. Yup, Chuck. Your bike never was in the basement of the Alamo. And neither were the white supremacists. They were in your head all this time.

        Chuckles. I used to be one of your lizard minions. ‘Member? 25,000+ comments? I remember when Reaganite, and Ann, and Rayra and Swampwoman got uppity and got banned. I took the position that this was your sandbox, and you were right to toss them. But they saw something that I didn’t see. It had to unravel more. They were right. I wee wee’ed up. But at least I’m willing to recognize my error. You used to be tolerant. Now you’re a liberal. And paranoid. And thin skinned. You’ve reduced a healthy debate to a hallelujah chorus.

        You remind me of somebody. Is it Pee Wee? I mean you two both are way too into your bikes, not that there’s anything wrong with that. And you both are masters of your own fate, taking matters into your own hands.

        No, that isn’t quite right. Elena Ceausescu, perhaps? I mean you both fancy yourselves scientists, and you are one tater short of a dictator. No….somebody else. Richard Nixon? I think I’m getting closer. He had an enemies list, and he was a liberal masquerading as a conservative, and he was a Dick.

        Not quite. I got it. The thin skin, the paranoia, the megalomania. And he was a dick. You remind me of……Dan Rather.

        I’m not going to miss this place. Make my day, Chuckles. Ban me.

        And before I go, a special shout out to MandyRude.
        _________
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  3. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    Just remembering that @donaldjtrumpjr blocked me after I revealed his deep connections to antisemites and white sup… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    3 hours ago

    Right. Because you’re an idiot and he’s not.

  4. Bunk X says:

    “Some people seem to think I was an experienced political pundit.”
    Charles Johnson March 2012.

    Charles. You came on the scene in 2004, took credit for Buckhead’s work, coopted Jeremy Chrysler’s Thobbing Memo and ran with it as if it was your own. You knew exactly what you were doing.

    Don’t feed us this, “I was naive back then,” crap, because you weren’t.

    https://thediaryofdaedalus.com/2012/06/04/revisiting-rathergate/

    • Chonky Chunky can't even says:

      Zackly. And doncha love how he pretends he learned to write? And now he’s a REAL LIVE JURNO-LITZT!!!

      Chunk you can’t write. You have no talent for it and can barely compose a coherent email. You think wit is stealing HST’s old dusty long hackneyed catch phrases from 1970. I’m pretty sure even HST didn’t invent them. They were just floating around in the hippie counter-culture movement of that long gone era. HST was a hugely talented writer but also very drunk and high on various drugs. You are just bad even when cold sober. Do everyone a favor and stop trying to write anything. It’s the equivalent to opening your mouth and proving beyond any previous doubt that you’re a fool.

  5. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    No Delusion, No Construction, Complete and Total EXCOMMUNICATION. WHARRGARBL! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
    2 hours ago

    No funny.

  6. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    wake me up when everything isn’t horrible any more
    3 hours ago
    augh msnbc… [click]
    3 hours ago

    Hey. Hey Chunky. Hey wake up! It’s all over. Trump went to jail and the long national nightmare is over!! LOL Fucking dipshit.

  7. Octopus says:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/kerpen/status/1109906014453858305

    When you’ve lost Fusion Ken… 😆

    But the obstruction! The obstruction is something Orangemanbad! Steiner will come, after all.

  8. Octopus says:

    It’s like when the American soldiers were fighting in the Pacific, and they knew the battle was won once the Japanese started killing themselves. The Left is in full freakout mode, convinced that their once-reliable Palace Guard Media (during the Obama shitshow) would protect them from bad news that would trigger them. They are blocking CNN and MSNBC! It’s incredibly hilarious, but kind of scary, too — they really are this nuts! 😆 😯

  9. Octopus says:

    “Some people seem to think I was an experienced political pundit.” I still can’t get over that gem. Who thought that, besides maybe Sharmuta?

    Trump has won, Chonky. Not just this battle, the defeat of the political coup, but his next term in office is all but assured. Everything backfired horribly for the Left, and it isn’t a stretch to think that some people who lied and misused their offices might face repercussions. Elections have consequences, and so do failed coups.

    However, I doubt that Trump will be pushing very hard for revenge. He has better things to do, like being President and winning. The campaign for re-election is beginning as we speak, and boy, are the Dems throwing some real weiners into the pot. Fake Indians, fake Mexicans, proud Socialists, etc., etc. 😆

  10. Octopus says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/03/24/hollywood-digs-in-on-russia-conspiracies-fight-for-our-democracy-is-about-to-intensify/

    Hollywood is a wonderful, wholesome place full of smart, well-educated people who know what’s best for all of us. 🙂

  11. Octopus says:

    We’ve missed you, Miley.

  12. Octopus says:

    A Brief Moment Of Lucidity…

  13. Octopus says:

    https://variety.com/2019/film/news/barbra-streisand-michael-jackson-remarks-backlash-1203170857/

    The justification of child molestation by Babs was largely ignored by the MSM, but she got her shit hammered on the internet. Her apology ignores her original statement, pretty much.

  14. OLT says:

    Hey, quick question – is Ollie Willis still fat?

    If he met Charles for lunch, who would be pulled into who’s orbit?

    BTW, these are SCIENCE questions, for you gravity-deniers.

  15. Octopus says:

    Greenwald is nailing the Idiot Left’s coverage of Muellergate to the wall. 😅

    • rightymouse says:

      All laughter aside, it’s a sad day in our history to realize just how corrupt our media and so many Democrats have been before and after Trump’s election. Also sad is the realization that too many of them, like Fatso, refuse to acknowledge how wrong/misguided they have been.

      • OLT says:

        To be fair, the corrupt media is nothing new at all.

        And they won’t acknowledge this farcical, disrobed coup as a farce because there are two classes of Democrats:
        1. Those who are so stupid that they believe the lies.
        2. Those who are so evil that they will keep telling the lies.

        Any Dem that breaks ranks (i.e., not stupid or evil enough) will be savaged, I’ve already seen several cases.

        To explain, Class #1 basically has to throw away any self-respect in order to recognize the truth of what’s been fed to them. Good luck with that. Class #2 realizes that any crack in the shield wall might result in harm to themselves. Not happening.

        Self-preservation is a primary instinct in both cases.

        Class #1 will lie to themselves and blame you.

        Class #2 will lie to everyone and blame you.

        • Octopus says:

          😆

          Pivot to, “Mueller turned out to be crooked, incompetent and probably on Trump’s payroll. Barr is Trump’s hired-gun, would say anything for his mob boss.”

          They’ve gone completely insane, once again. And it’s delicious.

      • rightymouse says:

        Liberal media is insane. And where are they getting their talking points from? I remember Journolist. There has to be somewhere they go to get their daily memes. It’s too crazy to be coincidental.

  16. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    Fox News now reporting Avenatti has been arrested for extortion. Also bank and wire fraud. He took money owed to others and instead diverted it to his own accounts so he still live like a rich celebrity lawyer despite being bankrupt. Oh well, he can still put CNN media darling on his resume.

  17. dezzez says:

    I hope you are on the list Chonky.

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles hopes he is one of the 10 spammers that Rush mentioned so he can claim to be a victoid.

    • OLT says:

      Most failed coups are followed by firing squads.

      Your heroes will be subjected to a brief period of only 95% negative Trump “news”.

      This has already enraged and confused you, as you know.

  18. Octopus says:

    😅

  19. Octopus says:

    😆

    How many times in the last two years did Chonky tell us that “Rachel is really ripping Trump a new butthole tonight,” or words to that effect. If I or anyone else in the general vicinity of sane had been trumpeting the mooing of such a mad cow, and found out she was COMPLETELY full of shit and wrong on everything she’d said all along, I’d be too embarrassed to say anything for a very long time.

    • rightymouse says:

      How many times does Maddow have to make a fool out of herself before she decides to stop? I remember election night and her gleeful pronouncements that Trump had no path to victory until he won and then she was all WTF sad/bewildered.

      • Octopus says:

        Well…she is a libturd idjit of the first rank. Her whole career is based on being wrong enough on every issue to appeal to the Idiot Left. She won’t change. She can’t change.

  20. Octopus says:

    https://www.apnews.com/b06f8df5f63e403b9cd908a696f35996

    Not many people seem to be aware of the fact that celebrity lawyer/scumbag Mark Geragos is involved as a co-conspirator in the Avenatti extortion case. I wonder why this isn’t bigger news, as CNN immediately cut ties with the loser yesterday.

  21. Octopus says:

    Don’t worry, the houseboy has been instructed to confiscate all the belts and shoelaces in the bunker. Safety first!

    • Octopus says:

      Note: Didja all know the media just loves them some Trump? 😆

      Don’t worry, Chonky — your saviors are riding to the rescue. Beto, Fauxcahontas, Handsy Joe, Donkey Chompers, Cory The Hetero-Man, Bitchy Klobuchar, Shrillary, Bernie, Eric Holder…that’s a formidable lineup, right there!

      • OLT says:

        Poor Stalker Charles.

        Only 95% negative Trump “news” is aggravating his morbidly obese anti-social behavior, and he’s indulging in suicidal projections.

        Stalker Charles, do yourself a HUGE favor and do NOT follow Maddow down this road … Chris Matthews isn’t a good model, either. Be like Chuck Schumer … plaster a coroner-induced grin on your face, and mutter vaguely official-sounding threats through the death rictus.

  22. Octopus says:

    They dropped all the charges against Smollett — only in Chicago, baby! The most corrupt city in America, now that King Kwame is doing hard time. 🤩

    • rightymouse says:

      Wonder who got to the prosecutor. **cough**

      • Octopus says:

        Obama’s a pal…

        • rightymouse says:

          Yeah. **cough**

          • Octopus says:

            Even Mayor Rahm Emmanuel is disgusted by this one, calling today’s dirty deal, “A whitewash of justice.” Parse that for racism, please.

          • Octopus says:

            My New Theory: After looking at the pic of the two gay homeboys above, I have decided that Jussie threatened to reveal his torrid affair with the Unicorn Messiah if he was convicted in this matter. Jussie was involved in campaigning for the Empty Suit, and there’s no doubt in my mind they found each other. NONE!! 😆

          • Bunk X says:

            I think the whole thing is related to the possibility that Michelle has a penis.

          • Octopus says:

            A disturbing thought, indeed. I’ve seen brief snippets of chiks-with-diks here and there, and to picture Moochelle sodomizing Barry with her dark member while he ululates like the Muslim girl he is at heart, is sobering. And I don’t want to be sobered right now. 😉

  23. dezzez says:

    Chonky needs a pat on the head to make him feel better about his rancid guitar playing

  24. OLT says:

    Hey, Stalker Charles, I am in need your flaming hot take on Jussie Smollet’s sudden luck and how it proves Trump colluded with Russia and Republicans are crooked.

    Hurry, Facebook and Twitter arguments are at stake!

  25. rightymouse says:

    What a day! The House can’t overturn Trump’s veto and OAC’S New Green Deal dies in the Senate.

    • Octopus says:

      The winning is almost growing tedious, as Trump predicted it would. But not yet! Moar winning, please…I’m getting addicted to the gloating. Ahhh…the schadenfreude is sweet, sweet nectar. (bur-r-r-rp) 😆

  26. Octopus says:

    Sadly, Trump refuses to acknowledge or respond to Fatass’s incessant tweeting at him. The heartbreak! 😆

  27. Octopus says:

    Still not funny, though. Can’t tell a joke to save his life. 😦

  28. Octopus says:

    I couldn’t stop chuckling for an hour after reading this one. 😆

  29. rightymouse says:

    Amen!! 😆

  30. Octopus says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!11! 😂🤣😅

  31. Octopus says:

    😂

    • Octopus says:

      I still have fun imagining the scene around Shrillary on Election Night. Drink and drugs were in use, but she couldn’t be contained enough to deal publicly with the rejection. Loud screeching and finger-pointing were reported. Oh, to have video! 🤣👹🤠

  32. Octopus says:

    A lot of observers think the careers of Madcow and Colbert, saved by the Russian collusion hoax, are now going to see some major loss in viewership now that the despicable hoax has been exposed. I don’t know about that, but this bit from Colbert is even more painfully unfunny than his usual idiotic libturdism. We saw Madcow doubling down yesterday — it’s like they both know they’re in trouble, but they’re going to keep playing the same song until the plug is pulled.

  33. Octopus says:

  34. Octopus says:

    A couple of liberals mock the bitter-clingers of CNN and MSNBC for their incredibly shitty work in pushing the Russian Collusion Hoax. Does Chonky see what’s going on? Umm…no. It escapes him completely. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Olbie, not MSNBC, is given the proper treatment and respect in the latter portion of this show. You prolly won’t get that far, but he’s raving like a lunatic — we’ve posted the rants before.

  35. Octopus says:

    Oops, you missed yourself in that shot, Chonky — here you go.

  36. Octopus says:

    Comprehension of basic facts has never been your strong suit, though. Go online and look at the blog for the show — some nerd will explain the “complicated” parts for you.

  37. Octopus says:

    I got nothin’.

  38. Bunk X says:

    Sorry, Octo, but this is not jazz.

    • Octopus says:

      I know they’re not “jazz,” per se, but they’re jazzy to me because they’re mixing up so many styles all the time, and sound very improvisational. I like ska horns in general, but their overall sound is too horn-forward to me — I prefer the guitar and drums to dominate. It’s just a matter of taste, and my taste is horrible, according to my family.

      FOR more than a quarter century the Los Angeles band Fishbone has been making music critics reach for their hyphens. It’s been called ska-punk, punk-funk and ska-punk-funk-metal. “The Rough Guide to Rock” deemed Fishbone’s music “jazz/hard rock/ska/funk”; a Rolling Stone writer threw up his hands and went with “orgasmic urban gumbo.” None of these labels aptly sum up the sound of a band that seems to have ingested a century’s worth of American and Caribbean popular music, nor do they capture the manic spirit of the group’s concerts, which earned Fishbone a reputation as one of the world’s great live acts. In a new documentary, “Everyday Sunshine: The Story of Fishbone,” the record producer David Kahne dispenses with the hyphens altogether. Fishbone, he says, is simply weird.

      http://fishbone.net/ska-punk-rockers-way-ahead-of-the-curve/

  39. Bunk X says:

    ICYMI – This is one of the reasons why Hillary lost.

  40. Bunk X says:

    I saw only a brief rehearsal of this. The premise of the experiment was that Hillary lost to Donald because she is a woman.

    • Octopus says:

      How is that young, affable, local weather man-looking guy supposed to be the debate equivalent of the screeching harridan with a closet-ful of skeletons clanking about behind her, almost too horrible to imagine being brought into the light of day? Where is the blood-curdling laugh?

      Nice try, Theater Majors. 😆

  41. Octopus says:

    I can’t wait to vote for Trump again. I know the pollsters are trying to convince MIchiganders that they’re going Democrat in 2020, but they said the same thing in 2016. Nobody has polled me, or any of the conservatives I know around these parts. When Trump comes to Michigan, he sells out huge arenas. Let’s see how the Fake Indian and Fake Mexican do.

    • Bunk X says:

      Trump was not my 1st choice in the primates. He wasn’t my 2nd or 3rd either, and he was tied for 4th.

      HOWEVER, in retrospect, he was the only one of the GOP field who could beat Hillary.

      He hasn’t disappointed me.

      • Octopus says:

        I was very skeptical of his candidacy at first, and believed the media’s message that he would soon founder and capsize…until he didn’t, through the first several primaries. I also watched him wipe the floor with the other GOP candidates in debates, never backing off an inch and taking no prisoners. I started listening seriously to his campaign promises, and liking him more and more. I sure as hell didn’t want another Bush, especially the bland and wimpy Jeb. Not sure exactly when I decided Trump was our boy, but it was well before he clinched the nomination.

        • rightymouse says:

          I was for Ted Cruz and voted for him on the Ohio primary. Kasich won the Ohio primary and I had my private meltdown. When Trump won the nomination and so many Republicans (including Kasich & Cruz) behaved so badly, I became determined to back him. Haven’t looked back. 🙂

  42. Octopus says:

    A lot of bands have used ska horns to great effect, while keeping the music simple enough to appeal to morons like me. Goldfinger, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, etc. I like to listen to their originals, as well as their covers of popular songs, of which I think they’ve collectively covered EVERY song by now.

  43. Octopus says:

    It’s so friggin’ awesome 👏 !!!

    Your bitter tears 😭 are making a huge puddle of stinky gravy around you, Chonky. The neighbors are libturds, but even they’re sick of the stench and sobbing.

  44. Octopus says:

    https://www.hollywoodintoto.com/comedy-russia-conspiracy-hoax/

    Comedy needs to escape the libturd plantation, and they’ll be fine. The Left is mucho mockable!

  45. Octopus says:

    This is so great!!! 😅

    • rightymouse says:

      I would love to have been a fly on the wall of her house on election night. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        It was scary. Her limp hubby, Max Milquetoast, has PTSD from that evening and the days just after, before she was involuntarily committed on a 5150 3-day hold.

        • rightymouse says:

          He just sat there. What a loser. Blech. I like men to be men.

          • Octopus says:

            He’s been married to this witch a long time, I’ll bet. He has that look of the thoroughly beaten man. Even though he tried to help in the end, he’ll get his ear beaten for days about how he failed. I just hope he gets his secret revenge in the voting booth, gleefully cancelling out his harpy-wife’s vote in every election. 😈

    • Bunk X says:

      Black man keeping the white woman down.

  46. Octopus says:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/03/28/think-mothers-sons-notre-dame-mom-begs-female-students-stop-wearing-leggings-sparking-protests/

    “Blackly naked rear ends!” 😱

    Sounds pretty racist to me. That ship has sailed, sister. The yoga pants are here to stay, even though yoga itself was designated a racist deal the other day. Life comes at you fast, and then walks away slow, rolling its hips maddeningly.

  47. Octopus says:

    Haven’t seen one of these in awhile. 😁

  48. rightymouse says:

    Am watching Trump’s rally in Michigan. Fabulous!

  49. Octopus says:

    Oooohhh, Samantha Bee! She’s going to be super-popular in the Post-Russian Collusion galaxy of comedy geniuses. 😳
    Maybe even as popular as cancer!

  50. Octopus says:

    Insane Indian Terminator. 😆

  51. Bunk X says:

    Interesting link, bro.

  52. Octopus says:

    Carrey is not taking this well. 😆

    • OLT says:

      Two-plus years of COLLUSION shouted endlessly from every “news outlet”, lies, corruption, deceit, and an attempted coup.

      What in God’s name is premature?

      I know, let’s persecute YOU 23.5/6.9/. Let’s lie about YOU on national TV about you. Let’s start investigations and threats against your entire family. Let’s use the full weight of the US Treasury to bleed anyone you’ve ever associated with dry. And then let’s make sure we show trial ALL of them for anything we can actually fish up, including false conversations that are perjury traps.

      Let’s do that. Let’s see what you think afterward. You ready to live up to your talk?

      • Octopus says:

        I’ll start: Jim, why did you drive your last girlfriend to suicide? Why do all of your exes share stories of your insanity with reporters after the breakup? Why don’t you get hired for any decent jobs anymore?

  53. Octopus says:

    I can’t imagine! Oh…wait. 😆

    MUH OBSTRUCTION!!1!

  54. c says:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-28/first-we-didnt-believe-it-fast-melting-greenland-glacier-starts-growing-again

    Co-author Josh Willis said that while this is “good news” on a temporary basis, it’s still “bad news” over the long term because it means that ocean temperatures are a larger factor in the growth and melting of glaciers than previously thought.

    “In the long run we’ll probably have to raise our predictions of sea level rise again,” says Willis, pointing to inevitable doom from man-made global warming.

    “That was kind of a surprise. We kind of got used to a runaway system,” said Jason Box, a Geological Survey of Denmark and Greenland ice and climate scientist who was not involved in the study.

    Wow. We’re kind of not surprised because we kind of think you’re kind of full of shit.

  55. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-29/what-actual-fck-nevada-dem-describes-biden-metoo-hair-smelling-followed-big-slow

    OMG. This is their leading candidate. Apparently Horny Uncle Joe has been getting bolder and bolder in his old age with petting young women and girls. He’s not even going to get to the general election to be destroyed by Trump. The other Dems would be fools to not add this to his long list of PC faux pas over the years against women and blacks. And that’s on top of the well publicized pathological cheating and lying that people under 30 probably don’t know about. Yet (plagierized speeches, cheating in college, claiming to be in the top of his class when he was 79th out of 87).

    Biden’s a crook, a liar, and a creepy old fool.

  56. rightymouse says:

    Never, ever, ever take Valsartan for blood pressure. EVER! Doctor added it to other BP meds I’ve been taking and it has caused so many problems. Can barely walk. Doc has taken me off the med because of the nasty side effects. Ugh. Will take time to get it flushed from my system. Ugh!!! 😦

    • Octopus says:

      Sorry to hear that, ‘Mouse! Hang in there.

      • rightymouse says:

        I handle pain well typically. This is bad and that’s why I’m sounding the alarm over the med. Only Motrin has helped. Am not happy with my doctor.

        • Octopus says:

          My understanding is that the docs don’t really know how a certain medication will affect a given patient until they give it to them, kind of like, “We have to pass the bill to see what’s in it.” I get a whopping headache from any kind of opioid-based medication, which I found out when I was prescribed Tylenol-with-codeine back in my 20’s. I got another script for Vicodin when my wisdom tooth-extraction got infected in my 50’s — Doc said, “Try it, it will probably be fine.” It was not fine. Oh, well — at least I probably won’t die from being a heroin addict. But what will I use to handle the pain from the cancer? Oh…that’s a puzzler. Hot lead? High voltage? Gravity and a good high suspension bridge?

  57. dezzez says:

    Fantasy land fatty predictions.
    Reality, 3 years of no proof from fatty or his demi-gods on the left.

    • Octopus says:

      He’s just babbling now. Based on nothing, he’s been accusing everyone of colluding to hide the report, which will be released very soon to even more cries of anguish from the Idiot Left. I look forward to that, in the next couple of weeks. Keep the Libturd Tears flowing! 😭🤣

      • rightymouse says:

        You’d think that Dems would be happy that there was no collusion with Russia because it would be very bad for our country if it had been true. But no. They’re crying just like Rachel Madcow. Weird. And scary.

        • Octopus says:

          Their entire political worldview is based on a Big Lie that has been exposed, and they can’t handle it at all. Such denial is a sign of a mental illness. We are witnessing a real mass mental breakdown, and it is a little scary. And a LOT funny 😆 !!

          • Octopus says:

            David Horowitz has a new book out, called, “Dark Agenda.” The whole, “You’d think Dems would be happy there was no collusion”– idea is exploded in the book, along with a lot of other assumptions America has to start recognizing. I’ll have my hands on this book soon, and will review at length here.

            The Left doesn’t like America. Not one little bit. We are an abomination (Obama Nation?) in their eyes, cursed from the start because we displaced the Noble Wise Savage. Frankfurt School history is a good start, to see how we have been historically pegged, in the Lena Dunham sense of pegging. Use lots of lube, if you go exploring that particular hole.

  58. Octopus says:

    Had this song in my head all day, and don’t know how it got in there. I don’t like a lot of Zappa’s tunes (too jazzy?), but the ones I like have mystical powers over me.

  59. Octopus says:

    These guys liven up a party. 🥳

  60. Octopus says:

    😎

  61. Octopus says:

    Ska covers are very specials. 😉

  62. rightymouse says:

    Chonky used to be a respected and successful blogger when he was on the right. Then he decided to switch to the left when Obama became Prez. He was going to clean up! 😆 You’d think if he was so smart he’d quit the absurdity.

    • Octopus says:

      Thing is, when he was “smart and successful,” he rarely said anything. He posted the things he found on the internet with a conservative, anti-Islamofascist spin, very brief and to the immediate point. Nothing very witty or analytic, but he covered a lot of craziness with a glib sort of “Look at these crazies!”-approach that was appropriate and inspired confidence. The more he revealed about himself, the less-impressive he became. Now he’s a laughingstock, broke and begging for pfennigs from antipfags. He gets nowhere. Not a writer, and nobody publishes his puling drivel. Not a face for TV, that’s for sure, unless that TV is several hundred fathoms underwater in a blobfish retirement home. Then he would score big.

    • Bunk X says:

      He’s approaching the halfway mark on his GoFukMe account.

  63. Octopus says:

    Heh.

  64. Octopus says:

    Chonky wants to block, ban and silence anyone who disagrees with him on anything. There’s a word for that, I believe…”fascist?” Yeah, that’s it.

  65. Octopus says:

    Not even close, Chonky. Where do you get these hot takes from? Under the pannus?

    • Bunk X says:

      Dude. It may never be released because it contains the testimony of innocent citizens. Now show us your tax returns, Charles.

  66. Octopus says:

    It’s snowing here. TEH WARMENING!! It burns 🥵.

  67. ISTE says:

    When a cat tells you it is time for bed!

  68. rightymouse says:

    Uhhuh….

    • Octopus says:

      We also had to pretend the Unicorn Messiah was straight, and not a Muslim Socialist with a Race-baiting pastor…who used to be a Black Muslim before he realized the real cashola in Black Chicago was in the Christian market.

      There was a lot of De Nile and lying 🤥 going on, back then — which you would remember if you weren’t swozzled all the time.

  69. rightymouse says:

    It’s sneauxing here. 😯

  70. Octopus says:

    That beak still looks menacing! :shocked:

    • rightymouse says:

      Did you really have to do that? 😆
      Where’s my barf bag…???

      • Octopus says:

        It was featured in Ace’s Book Thread this morning, in the ongoing “Ugly Pants” portion. Yes, I had to do it. 😆

        Legend has it, those pants are how Slick Willie acquired his infamous bent shaft, either by being bitten by the beak, or violently swerving to avoid same. He didn’t get out in time, and the rest is history.

  71. Octopus says:

    The answer is, “No, not really.” Why have you been so strident about voting Left all these years? Cognitive dissonance?

  72. Octopus says:

    Chonky is all the way down with Ilhan Omar, and don’t you forget it…infidels!

    Remember the “righteous Gentile” days? 🤥

    • rightymouse says:

      That was a long time ago before he got greedy and destroyed his blog.

      • D Griffin says:

        Those sure were way different times. The SJW crap 💩 was mostly confined to college crampussies, though ready to metastasize. The fervor to trash AmeriKKKa was focused on Dubya, one of the nicest guys to ever hold office — the Left drew him with bloody, dripping fangs. Not everyone was married to their Stupidphones. My kids were still in grade school — getting the homework done was the big daily deal.

        Okay, that’s enuff nostalgia. Go Sparty!!

    • Bunk X says:

      I bet Judge Jennine Pirro would like to see proof of your accusation that she’s a racist.

    • Chonky Chunky can't even says:

      Wow. The hate and envy is palpable. What is it that really gets him? That she’s wealthy, famous and successful? That she’s a bright achieving lawyer, judge and celebrity? Or that she’s a Lebanese-American with beautiful brown sexy skin? Only a truly sad and desperate racist and sexist would try to deflect his own bigotry by attacking a minority woman AS RACIST. And he with all his actual white privilege has only achieved obesity, body odor and poverty. Chunk, stop blaming others that you’re a repulsive loser.

  73. Octopus says:

    Hmm…maybe you and your Leftist pals should stop pushing the ideology, then? Just a thought. I’d hate to see you end up like this.

  74. Octopus says:

    This is how Chonky’s fatty little heart is coping with the heartbreak of psoriasis and the Mueller Report. It’s so sad! 😥

  75. Octopus says:

    Sad ‘70’s Muzak, and stay drunk 😵 🥴. Yet another way to deal with the Mueller Report. 😂

  76. Octopus says:

    Since you’ve slammed CNN, MSNBC, the NYT and the rest of the media in general for reporting semi-honestly about the wet-fart Mueller Report, I guess we’ll just have to find a bunch of illiterate WeHo trannies to “man” the ramparts down there.

    “Oooh, Pat, there’s one climbing the fence, and his hair is a MESS! Don’t let him in!”

  77. Octopus says:

    That’s funny! Thought I might defeat the ID-eraser by logging into WordPress. Even that doesn’t work.

  78. Octopus says:

    Got a couple of pithy gems in the hoosegow, Mr. Moderator. I mean, I think I do. It’s been a long and stressful day of watching basketball and keeping the three family dogs from killing each other over their rawhide chew-stix. See, Henry can push George off of anything, through the Power Of Will. But not Alphonse. Big Al pushes back, and swats Henry across the room. Then George gets pissed, and attacks Al to protect his little brother. All this, while I’m trying to watch MSU take down vaunted Duke, and eat my popcorn. Who needs office politcs, on a Sunday?

    • rightymouse says:

      So strange about the avatar issue. As for the doggies, hope you’re well compensated for pup – sitting.

      • Octopus says:

        Well-compensated? Well, no. We put out the Sunday Night Family Dinner, and the kids come over early to do their laundry and go to kick-boxing or grocery shopping. We babysit their canine kids, and cook some of the time, though Paddy does that duty at least half of the time. We just had a stressful evening tonight with Henry getting pseudo-hurt and crying like he’d been gutted, because he lost an altercation with a big young German Shepherd over a Pizzle Stick. German-on-German violence.

        We’re happy our kids still live locally and love to spend time at our house. If we can help them with anything, we do it gladly. They appreciate it, otherwise we wouldn’t do it. It’s tough getting started in life.

        MSU won a huge game tonight against the tournament fave, the evil Duke. It was so great, back and forth all the way. Now they have to play the defensive hellbeasts of Texas Tech, who embarrassed the crap out of the Wolverines the other day and then took regional fave Gonzaga down like it was another day at the office. I think Sparty can sink enough threes to open up the TT defense, but we shall see.

  79. Bunk X says:

    Holy crap. I recognize her.

    • Octopus says:

      Who doesn’t? That’s Honky Tonk Woman. How many times has she blown our noses, and minds? I was on the phone with her when she plotzed, and she had two nearly-fresh bottles at hand for our rendezvous. Oh well.

  80. Octopus says:

    Just heard the Stones had to cancel their tour, which was supposed to start now in April, due to Jagger’s health issues. I suspect it’s something serious, for them to be so hush-hush about it. I hope the old fucker is okay.

  81. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    Recommended watching on Amazon Prime (free). Thud Pilots, a documentary about the guys who flew the F-105 Thunderchief in Vietnam. Originally designed to drop heavy nukes in the USSR was re-purposed in the mid-sixties with side winders to run bombing sorties in N. Vietnam during the escalation period. This has guys who flew and were shot down and rescued and were abused as POWs still alive in their 70s. They took a lot of casualties thanks to McNamarra’s shortsighted and frankly boneheaded strategies. They couldn’t engage a MiG unless it was in air. Not on an airstrip! Couldn’t bomb SAMs while they were being deployed! Really great movie about the foolishness of political civilian micro-management.

    • Bunk X says:

      Can’t bomb the enemy’s supply lines. Can’t bomb the enemy’s harbors. Can’t bomb the enemy’s HQ. Nope.

      Oh, and BTW. Can’t use bombs, either.

  82. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6871463/Rapper-Nipsey-Hussle-gunned-LA-clothing-store.html

    Well thank God he wasn’t moidered by the PO-LEASE. Weeda hada riot all up in dat place! Now he can be wit duh reel Nipsy up in da heben.