Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Charles.

235 Comments on “Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Charles.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Can you imagine what it looks like now? 😯

  2. Octopus says:

    Poor Chonky! He’s got big fat bats in his bloated belfry. 😦

  3. Octopus says:

    Speaking of bad people, man, this “Leaving Neverland” is a brutal watch. I just finished the last part, and it’s sickening. The amount of people online who are still defending the sick twisted pedo is mind-numbing, too. I’m sorry his kid Paris saw fit to slit her wrists yesterday, but that kid needs way more help than she’s getting. Still waiting for Blanket to start acting out in public.

    I always thought the parents who allowed their kids to basically move in with Jackson and sleep in his bed should be in jail, and I still think they were insanely star-struck and greedy, but they’re suffering horribly now that they have finally heard and accepted the truth. One person who still refuses to admit the truth about Jackson is Macauley Culkin, who is a drug addict and classic Hollywood child-victim, still clinging to the lies drummed into him by the Jackson Machine and their powerful legal apparatus. I think he’ll come out soon and talk about the abuse he suffered, as this story gets aired out in public again.

    Everyone who thinks they have an opinion about the situation should watch this doc with an open mind, and some knowledge about how pedos stalk and groom their victims. Jackson was a classic manipulative monster in this regard, with everything about his living situation designed to enhance his access to and control of his stable of young boys, who were pitted against each other and rewarded with attention for their compliance. You have to see it to believe it — but know that Jackson was hardly the only Hollywood creep working the same seedy angles on young potential victims. It’s an industry within the industry, this pedophilia game, with fame and riches dangled tantalizingly before the parents and youthful talent. It’s still happening today.

  4. Octopus says:

    Dick Dale died at 81. RIP, you guitar wizard. 😦

  5. Octopus says:

    Dr. Chonky, your landlord is calling. 😆

    WHARRRGARBL twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
    9 minutes ago
    I have been broken. Sorry about rambling. I am just so tired.
    12 minutes ago
    How many people truly think we would kill a baby after it is born? If a baby has a lethal abnormality, you make the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    12 minutes ago
    Also, one of my patients had a stillborn. No obvious cause. Also, try explaining to evangelicals that there is rea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    12 minutes ago
    Finally, she just got so tired she agreed to the the pitocin and we had the baby in less than 4 hours. Pitocin is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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    This week I had to deal with patient who had to be induced because she was sick (as in so sick she would have died… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    12 minutes ago
    We are talking about a lay midwife recommending putting a piece of the placenta in the cheek after delivery if the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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    I can’t handle arguing about basic accepted medical practice anymore. We are talking about Rhogam for Rh negative p… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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    Alabama now has lay midwives coming out the woodwork. These people and their patients are the ob version of flat e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    12 minutes ago

  6. Octopus says:

    Wait…you were married? I don’t believe it. 😆

    Stephen King was saying all the same things you were saying during the 2016 election cycle, Gus, about both sides. Why have you changed your tune now?

    • OLT says:

      Dan Crenshaw IS superior to you, Gus-Gus, but not because of your cynical misinterpretations of Christianity.

      Deal with it.

      /try dealing with it while sober, hintedy-hint-hint

  7. Octopus says:

    I think it’s hilarious the way Gus thinks of Twitter as “this website.” I mean…dude. 😆

  8. rightymouse says:

    Sure. 🙄

  9. rightymouse says:

    Actually, you probably need a power-wash with disinfectant.

  10. ISTE says:

    Lucy’s cat loves Lucy.


  11. Octopus says:

    I have a real weakness for do-it-yourself videos. This series took a turn for the somber, at the end.

  12. ISTE says:

    Police dogs are awesome. They are referred to as K-9. (Canine, as in teeth)

    I have been without a job for a month now and I have spent a lot of time with animals. Well not animals but friends.

    Developing a K-10

    Not a new type of police dog, but something much better.

    ( K-10 Kitten ) Cats cannot be trained, they train you to understand them.

    I am still learning.

  13. Octopus says:

    Chilling, isn’t it?

  14. windbag says:

    Colby College (where Meadow Soprano interviewed while Dad was off rat killing) knows how to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day.

    • Octopus says:

      I think 🤔 I’m going to enroll there. Study artisan brews and stuff. Learn to snowboard.

    • KGB says:

      In 1990, I started going with this girl here in the Buffalo area and after a month or so she revealed that she was also seeing a guy who was attending Colby. This situation went on for a few months before she finally decided to just cut ties with both of us. I have no idea what I was thinking.

      • Octopus says:

        I have an idea… 😉

        • KGB says:

          Well, there’s that…

          A couple years later we got back together again and this time it lasted for three years. What ended it that time? She went to San Fran for a couple months to take a language class. While there, she hooked up with *drumroll* the same fellow who’d been at Colby. A leopard never changes its spots.

          • Octopus says:

            Never seriously date a leopard. You can spot them easily by their affinity for leopard-print fabrics, thankfully. A sis-in-law on my wife’s side wears something leopard to every formal event, and has for two decades. She’s kind of deadly, as you’d expect. 😯

  15. rightymouse says:

    Dog eats dog… 😆

    • OLT says:

      Old news. Gus-Gus hates BernieBros, because they failed to realize teh awesome of Her Turn Hillary, forcing the (both very pure and very white) DNC to regretfully both cheat him out of the nomination using SuperDuperDelegates AND pay him off to quit kvetching.

      As an Argentine Knotsee, Gus-Gus objects to the waste of a good bribe, and also notes that killing Bernie, as per Argentine Knotsee tradition, would have resulted in a surplus of Chinese-derived money that could have been put to better use paying Russians to interfere in US elections (more bang for your buck if you bang the right buck). And you wouldn’t be listening to Bernie again, who didn’t stay bribed (the dishonest batsard, how DARE HE CHEAT), and who is just an irritating reminder that Her Turn Hillary LOST to Drumpf DESPITE all the media, polls, cheating, lying, and dossiers that Chinese-derived money could buy. Effing stupid deplorable baskets of flyover morons, how dare they not do as they were told?

  16. Arachne says:

    If Fatass comments on Dick Dale it will only be to say how he once performed with him.

  17. Chonky Chunky can't even says:


    It’s pretty bad when a supposed Repub and conservative sounds as mentally deranged and fact challenged as our Chunky Chunk. What’s comical is, like Chonky Mr. KellyAnne really has no endgame. He says his Tweets attacking Trump are to blow off steam so he doesn’t yell at KellyAnne at home. Neat guy, eh? So do you mean it all or are you doing the VERY THING you’re blaming Trump of? It just so happens to look like you’re trying to wreck her career.

    And Trump is deluded? What does he think he’s POTUS, a charismatic billionaire and married to a super model? Get a straight jacket on that guy! But Georgie Porgie who’s savaging his WIFE’S BOSS! in front of the whole world as being insane is the very picture of sanity and mental stability. Because he disagrees with the guy? How does he win court cases? By declaring the opposing council has a mental disease?

    And this guy claims Trump is hurting conservatism because you know, they were on such a roll before Trump came along and not a multi-decade drought of relevance since Reagan.

  18. Bunk X says:

    For ISTE:

    Okay, so like over a thousand years ago B.C. there was this Egyptian sun god named Ra, and he was pretty powerful. You’ve probably heard of him.

    There was also a god named Apep or Apophis or something. He was a snake, the god of the underworld in charge of the forces of chaos and evil. The sun god had had enough of Apep‘s assholery and decided to take him out. Ra heard that Apep liked hanging out around a certain sacred sycamore tree.

    Ra thought about it for a while, and instead of burning Apep to cinders with his sun god eyes, he decided to turn himself into a cat with a beard and a knife, find the sacred sycamore tree, and kill him. (He forgot that cats don’t have hands, but he ignored that part.)

    Apparently Ra cut Apep pretty good, but he didn’t kill him, so he dropped the cat costume, went back to being the sun god and pretended it never happened. I think he was embarrassed.

      • Octopus says:

        I’m reading a great book called “Metzger’s Dog,” by the great Thomas Perry. It features one of the best cat characters I’ve ever seen in literature, along with an insane mastiff, and some hilarious semi-sane people doing hilarious things that are also criminal. Four stars.

        The relationship between the cat and his owner reminded me strongly of ISTE and his beloved fur-person. I’m only about halfway through, but I have a feeling the cat is going to figure prominently in the rest of the story.

    • OLT says:

      I have never seen a liontigercatrabbit before.

      • Bunk X says:

        That’s what i’m here for. Ra was all-powerful, but he wasn’t that smart. He was the first god in charge of Global Climate Change, and he blew it.

  19. Octopus says:


    Chiquita Kruschev is very unpopular in her own party, and she figures it must be due to racism, sexism and Fox News. Because that’s how the Dems roll.

    She really is the gift that keeps on giving. 😆

  20. rightymouse says:

    Chonky…dude! The only ones losing their minds are loser libs like you!! 😆

    • KGB says:

      But according to Chunk, he’s been losing it for at least three years running. Trump must have had a lot of mind in reserve if he’s still got some left to lose.

  21. rightymouse says:


  22. Octopus says:


    The fat, unfunny girl on SNL has her own show now whose main claim to fame is that it’s not funny, even though it’s a comedy. People, you can’t make this shit up. 😆

  23. rightymouse says:

    I ordered two of these from Amazon for upcoming Passover. One for my hubby to wear to a Seder we’re going to attend and one for my boss. 🙂

  24. windbag says:

    Why did I think of this clip when I looked at the headlines about Beto this afternoon?

  25. rightymouse says:

    My beloved BIL died suddenly today. Life can be so short. Please hold your loved ones close.

  26. Octopus says:

    Another fine thread about Vanilla Obama:

  27. Octopus says:

    Yep. 🙂

  28. rightymouse says:


  29. Octopus says:

    Young Carlin with the Western-themed yuks. 😄

  30. windbag says:

    This might the be the funniest thing on the innerwebs this year.

  31. Bunk X says:

  32. Octopus says:

    To expand on that point, cupcakes are one of the undeniable pinnacles of human achievement. Donald Trump, not so much.
    5 hours ago

    How can a world have both cupcakes and Donald Trump in it?
    5 hours ago

    More destructive and poisonous than any opioid.
    5 hours ago

    A moment on the lips, and forever on the pannus. Oh, the sad sweet irony of baked goods!

  33. Octopus says:

    You’re about a decade behind the curve on this scoop, Gus. 😆

    Btw, if you want to see the real human cost of giant lithium batteries, do some research on the poor Africans, lots of them kids, mining for cobalt in the Congo. Most of them working under the kind beneficence of Chinese companies, who are known for their serious concern for child labor laws, as in, abolishing them altogether. It’s hell on Earth for these kids. Enjoy your Prius!

  34. Octopus says:


    P.S.: How many mental illnesses are on display in this short video?

  35. Octopus says:


    Okay, this is creepy, I don’t care who you are. I side with the twin who threatened to become hetero over this shocking plot-twist. 😆

  36. Octopus says:

    As Wade Robson said after his last tryst with Moonwalker: “Oh, my aching ass!”

  37. Octopus says:

    The Left are good, compassionate people.

    • rightymouse says:

      If it’s true that there are no additional indictments, I expect liberal heads will go splodey. 😆

  38. Octopus says:


    …the walls are opening back up, and the wheels are all on and fastened securely for 2020. Chunky’s on Suicide Watch.

  39. Octopus says:

    Maybe if you stopped sitting on it with all that enormous weight…just a thought. 🤣

    • Octopus says:

      Her whole existence is revealed as nonsense, just like Chonky’s — who wept more bitterly last night? 😢😂🤣😭😆

    • rightymouse says:

      I suspect there was a lot of wailing & gnashing of teeth by miserable/disappointed liberals.

  40. Bunk X says:

    What the hell is this awesome?

  41. Octopus says:


    Everyone but you gets it, Chonky. 😂🤣😭😅
    Why do you think Rachel was crying? 😭😭😭

  42. Octopus says:




    Maher is in deep denial. What will the late night comedians do? Like Colbert, who called Trump “Putin’s Cock-Holster” minutes after the whole bullshit charade was begun. Will he apologize? Rhetorical jest, that. Lying about Trump saved his rancid, unfunny show from cancellation.

    I can’t wait to see how Fatass rebounds today, with nothing left to live for besides his next meal. Guess that will have to be enough.

  43. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    How could there be no further indictments when Chonky had posted this very helpful chart back in late 2015 or so showing the sinister connections between Putin’s Nazi Russian government and the Trumpino crime family???? The science is settled. I guess special prosecutor Bueller? is just another denier.

  44. Chonky Chunky can't even says:


    Melting Mount Everest glaciers reveal dead climbers’ bodies: report

    Nice BBC Climate Hoax fake news report. Their first example is anecdotal by an unnamed “govt official” that 10 bodies have been retrieved in “recent years”. Seems like an increase to him he commented vaguely. Then they digress to a climber who died in ’96 who’s boots were visible for years but NOW AREN’T. Then the body of George Mallory who was up there for 75 years but then became uncovered in 1999 (twenty yrs ago). So they covered him with a cairn. So far I haven’t heard anything scientific or specific about all these gruesome uncoverings due to the catastrophic glacier melts. I thought the point of the headline is the glaciers are melting and NOW all these bodies are being found. Then some sherpas found a guy who perished in 2017 and was up there a year. Then the article seems to lose the whole of thread of the headline about gruesome discoveries. It’s no secret people die up there. The article delves into the risks and costs of retrieving said people. To me the real question is should they stop letting people make such a dangerous climb? Not that the mountain is melting and bodies are falling out all over.

    And is there any wonder there’s melt going on? It’s springtime in Nepal. Very tricky BBC. I see what you did there.

  45. rightymouse says:

    NY Slimes. We don’t Need to Read the Mueller Report. Alrighty then.

    • Chonky Chunky can't even says:

      Lovely idiotic smear job. Something illegal and unethical DID happen in 2016.

      -The DNC knee-capped Bernie in favor of the Shrillbeast.
      CNN gave the debate questions to Shrillbeast.

      -Washington Bleep reporters ran their stories about Shrillbeast past John Podesta-phyle for approval.

      -The FBI made it legal to mishandle, destroy and expose classified information as long as you’re an addled, confused, drunken old ex-FLOTUS running for pResident.

      Obungle’s AG met with the former Preezydunce Grabbazz about his candidate wife under investigation, certainly about securing assurance of no indictment. And clearly not giving a shit about the appearance of impropriety (Ah’ll just say we were talkin’ about golf and grand kids (she has grand kids, right?)).

      Obungle was emailing Shrillbeast on her private email non-state.gov email account. So he knew she was doing state biz on her homebrew server.

  46. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    The crooked cops giving the crooked media CNN/MSNBC what they want to report to the liberal pinheads like Chonky.

    • rightymouse says:

      I hope/pray that liberal heads roll. There WAS collusion. It was in the FBI & Department of State to bring down a duly elected President.

  47. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    According to HI Demoncrap Mazie Horono the conclusion of the Bueller? report is just the “end of the beginning.”


    And yet others feel it’s the beginning of the end and the walls are closing in. I imagine Chonky is squarely in both camps.

  48. rightymouse says:


  49. Octopus says:

    James Woods is all over the Left’s refusal to accept the non-findings of the Mueller Report. 😆

  50. Octopus says:

    When you’ve lost Matt Taibbi…


    Chonky’s in free fall. 😆

  51. Octopus says:

    Love the Hodges! 🙂

  52. Octopus says:

    Today is all about laffing at libturds, and their feeble attempts to spin the disaster into a new “Trump Is Doomed!1!1” story. 😆

  53. Octopus says:

    “wrap-around Left” 😆

    You’re a sad l’il buckaroo, Chonky. Two years and $50M later, they found NOTHING on Trump. They got a few of his pals for non-related offenses, but not a smidge of collusion. NOTHING!!!!

  54. Octopus says:

    This guy wants to help Gus. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Note: this is a serious “Two roads diverged in a yellow (pee-dossier) wood”- moment for Chonky and his erstwhile lackey, Gus. Their relations have been Frost-y, ignoring each other for the most part, aside from a few obligatory retweets. Fatass is still all-in, despite the jarring lack of indictments. Gus has been talking about the imminent failure of this fool’s quest(from the Idiot-Left’s pov) for weeks. Have they officially denounced each other, yet? I didn’t see it, if they did. If Gus wasn’t one of McDumbth’s last surviving acolytes before his recent apostasy, Chonky would have thrown him to the wolves months ago.

    • Bunk X says:

      El Gusano says it’s all under control, and nobody believes him, including his own siblings.

  55. Octopus says:

    Why is Chonky so quiet today? Easy. Because the place where he gets his Waddling Orders from has gone dead silent on the biggest news of the year. 😆


  56. Octopus says:

    Just found out by perusing my wife’s Facebook account that the guy I considered my best friend growing up, is now battling prostate cancer for the third (and apparently, final) time. He had his first bout in his thirties, another in his fifties, and now it’s back again and he is 62, newly-retired from Generous Motors. He and I fell out of touch in the past twenty years or so, for no reason that I can put my finger on besides laziness and geography, and his troubles with his two sons, which he was very embarrassed about. One turned into a drug addict/bum, like Gus, and the other is a good kid who happens to be out, gay and very proud of it. I have no problems with gays, but my friend always did, and apparently still does. I hope he gets over it and makes amends with his fine son before he goes.

    This goes right back into ‘Mouse’s comment from a few days back, about telling the ones you love that you love them before it’s too late. I intend to call my old friend tomorrow and have a decent discussion, and hopefully set a date for a get-together in the near future. I was just watching him cry, while watching a video on Facebook from his family inviting him to a golf vacation in Florida this April. I’m free for a week there — maybe we can see them down there.

    • rightymouse says:

      Am so sorry about your friend! Hope you are able to reconnect.
      Am going later today to my BIL’s viewing at the funeral home. Dinner after that with friends & family. His funeral is tomorrow. I’m taking the day off from work.

  57. rightymouse says:

    My feelings exactly!!

  58. Octopus says:

    No shit? That’s so weird and unexpected. 🤭

  59. Octopus says:

    That’s weird, too…sounds like every day of YOUR incessant, unhinged whining. Perhaps you’re projecting again, Chonky.

  60. Octopus says:

    I felt so wonderful and amused reading our great President’s timeline just now, it was almost as great as The Day After His Election. 😆

    The butthurt on the Left, the sniveling and outright lying about what this exoneration really means, is worthy of an entire day of drinking Libturd Tears mixed with champagne. Too bad I have to work tomorrow…right, Gus and Chonky?

  61. Octopus says:

    Wait…wut?! 😂🤣😅😭🤪

    Why would you retweet something as dad-blamed idiotic as this, Chonky? Do you really think Trump is about to be fingered as a criminal and hauled off to the hoosegow?

  62. Octopus says:


    What the same numbskull tweeted out right before the Mueller report’s basic exoneration (no collusion) of Trump. 🤗🤭😅😭

  63. Octopus says:

    I believe Chonky lives alone in a house. Why doesn’t he let a couple of Mexican or Guatemalan refugees live there with him? 😆

  64. Octopus says:

    He’s trying so hard, bless his fat-clogged heart.

    New Spin: Mueller is in collusion with Trump and Putin!

    • Chonky Chunky can't even says:

      What The Chonky One didn’t do a full mea culpa on being spectacularly wrong yet again?

      Here he is showing his famous “lunging to conclusions” journalistic technique.

    • Bunk X says:

      Barr hasn’t released anything to the public, so there are no “early media hot takes,” you Dork.

  65. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    Geez the Murdoch retarded twins sure have 0 timing for their ham-fisted conversion of Fox News to actual Fake News. I’m staring at crooked liar, Demoncrap knee capper Donna Brazile as a Fox News “contributor”. On top of older frauds she committed (during Bush/Dukakis and was forced to resign) her latest , was giving the CNN debate questions to Shrillery Rotten Klingon so she could cheat against Trump. Then she (Brazile) idiotically tried to fly a theory that the WikiLeaks emails had been fabricated. Well after they’d been VALIDATED due to well accepted data stamping. Plus no one would go to much trouble to frame her as a liar and a cheat when everyone already knows she is one. Later she admitted it after someone obviously explained to her that it’s not in dispute. And that lying and denying wasn’t going to work this time.


  66. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    Chonk decided that since this whole Never Trumper internet thing isn’t panning out financially he’d try dusting off the old guitar and ripping some jammin’ rhythm riffs and blazing improv noodling.

    …..It didn’t go well.

  67. Octopus says:

    Pardon me…did Chonky just tweet out that Trump and his team are “a vindictive bunch?”

    Imagine an infinity of laughing emojis.

    • Chonky Chunky can't even says:

      He think he meant the couch bed bugs attacking his testicles and pannus. He’s rolled over on them one time too many and they’ve had it.

  68. Octopus says:

    Fatass is still kissing up to Oliver Willis, who continues to ignore him. Willis thinks the MSM is “carrying water for the Right.” 😆

    Just incroyable.