Charles Johnson’s Tips: “How to beat a paywall.”

Just for fun, we’re gonna start publishing the unpublished draft archives. This one is from Daedalus.
Charles wants people to subscribe to get add-free service to his website, wants to prevent other sites from making revenue. He advocates using Google to beat the paywalls.

Stay classy Jazzy.

202 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s Tips: “How to beat a paywall.””

  1. Bunk X says:

    From The Mothership:
    A hipster threatened to sue a tech magazine for using his photo in a story on how all hipsters look alike, then found out it’s not him in the photo. TRUE.

  2. Octopus says:

    “anti-choice forced-birth crowd” 😆

    Chunky’s back on the Gosnell Bandwagon, appealing to his legions of young female fans. They “don’t eat anything with a face,” and believe old trees to be wise sentinels of nature that must be preserved at any cost and hugged, but human babies? Exterminate the brutes!

  3. ISTE says:

    Israeli military helicopter on his first flight…

    Brit milah


  4. rightymouse says:

    Am with you 100%, Gussy!

    • Octopus says:

      Funny, I don’t recall Gus making any righteous stands against this stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure (SCOAMF). Must have been an oversight, during his heaviest drinking/drugging daze.

      For the record, it was the unicorn shitting out the rainbows, while Empty Suit just rode along winking at other closeted homosexuals.

  5. windbag says:

    Golly gee, I hope he tells me how to tap into my neighbors’ cable and wifi in his next installment of “Hipster Hobo Hacks.”

  6. Bunk X says:

    Makes me wanna wear a man-bun even more. They ridin’.


  7. ISTE says:

    Do not order meal kits online.


  8. Bunk X says:

    I worked with a guy who once sneezed, belched and farted all at the same time. He was a hoot.

    • Bunk X says:

      I could never synch like that.

    • Chunky can't even says:

      George Carlin observed most people don’t sneeze and fart at the same time because “You don’t want to lose that much control”.

      Here’s a good fart bit by GC

      • Bunk X says:

        Bunkessa said she was sitting in chemistry class, felt the pressure. Plastic chairs don’t muffle well, so she tried the distraction method. She slid her books off the desk, they hit the floor with a bang. Everyone turned to look.

        Then she farted.

        • Octopus says:

          I remember as a kid being terrified to fart in class, and holding in painful cramps until the final bell rang. The relief of letting go on the long walk home (no buses for my poor Catholic school) was wonderful. A few years later, I stopped caring and farted whenever and wherever I felt the urge, and laughing or blaming the person next to me automatically. “It’s just nature,” my Dad used to say.

        • rightymouse says:

          A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday.

          She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

          A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.

          She says, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?”

          He says, “Ma’am, I’m completely blind; but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes”

          She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

          He says, “That’s a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line.

          It’s a good all-around combination and it’s on sale this week for only $20.00.”

          She says, “It’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!”

          As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

          “Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,” he says.

          She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted.

          Being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around.

          The man rings up the sale and says, “That’ll be $34.50 please.”

          The woman is totally confused by this and asks, “Didn’t you tell me the rod and reel was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?”

          He replies, “Yes, Ma’am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50.

      • windbag says:

        7th grade math class. I thought I’d sneak one out. It thundered…so I turned around and looked at the guy behind me. He turned beet red. Success!!

  9. Bunk X says:

    This is kinda fun.

    • Octopus says:

      He’s feisty! 😆

      Maddox led an interesting life. Whether he was a bigot or not is worthy of discussion. Refusing to serve blacks at his restaurant before his political career began was very racist. Appointing more blacks to significant positions during his governorship than any other governor was decidedly not. People can evolve. The Left never forgives those it has branded, though. Right, Chunky Style?

  10. KGB says:

    Black mayor of small South Carolina town wakes up one morning to find that both her car and that of her husband are covered in a yellow substance. It’s a hate crime, right?? She certainly believes so. Cops investigate and find out that the substance in question is pollen. You know, if anyone was to harness the power of bees for the purposes of dividing and controlling us all, I would probably start looking at those nefarious Jews. Amiright, Rep. Omar?

  11. Octopus says:

    Has Fatass notes the utter destruction of his favorite meme, which has involved the imminent removal from office of PDT and Crime Family? No?


  12. rightymouse says:

    Two young boys walked into a drug store one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
    The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”
    “Eight”, the boy replied.
    The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?”
    The boy replied, “Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four.”
    “Oh, really?” the pharmacist replied with a grin.
    “Yes.” the boy said. “We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do none of that.”

  13. rightymouse says:

    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

    A half-gallon of 2% milk

    A carton of eggs

    A quart of orange juice

    A head of lettuce

    A 2 lb. can of coffee

    A 1 lb. package of bacon

    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, ‘You must be single.’

    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the

    six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..

    Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, ‘Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?’

    The drunk replied, ‘Cause you’re ugly.’

  14. rightymouse says:

    • Bunk X says:

      “We’re going to send a probe to the sun to cool it down and delay global warming climate change. The probe won’t burn up because we’re going to do it at night.”
      – Alexandria Occasional Cortex

  15. Octopus says:

    A snail crawls into a car dealership, and asks the salesman to bring out the fastest car he’s got. The salesman drives out a sleek muscle car, and revs the engine as he pulls up. The snail is excited, and says, “I’ll take it!” The happy snail proceeds to crawl on top of the car, and draws a big “X” on the roof, to the confusion of the small group of befuddled onlookers. Then he crawls into the car, and peels out of the lot with a lot of noise and burning rubber.

    The surprised salesman was not one to let an opportunity to sell more cars pass, and yelled out as the car disappeared down the road, “Look at that X-car go!”

  16. Octopus says:

    OOOOOHHHH!!1! So edgy! 😆

    Cursing on the internet, now. What’s next? Running down the street naked, with your pannus flapping in the breeze? I mean, if it was possible for you to run…

  17. Octopus says:

    How embarrassing for you, Fatass! 😆

  18. Octopus says:

    Funny story, with pics to illustrate the funny. I saw lots of thong-based bikinis in Florida last week — I had no idea they had gone so mainstream. A very fit young gal took the chaise lounge next to me at the pool wearing one. I know — I should stop thinking about that blessed moment.

    At the same time, there were far too many Brobdingnagian Heffalumps lumbering about near the water holes, wearing more modest swimwear that just wasn’t up to the task. People, you have to get some exercise! 😯

  19. Bunk X says:

    What a peckerhead.

    • Octopus says:

      Does Acosta really believe his own bullshit? Or is he just trying to lead the parade of TDS-afflicted journalists by saying the most outrageous things he can come up with?

      • rightymouse says:

        He’s hoping for a Poolitzer in Journalism.

      • Chonky Chunky can't even says:

        He’s just a crooked liar. CNN shouldn’t have someone that viciously partisan and confrontational covering the WH. But CNN themselves gave up on objective fact-based political reporting long ago which has gotten them to this point:

        Instead of putting someone on the story to first confirm the facts, they merely regurgitated a WaPo lie which smeared a minor non-public figure. Non journo people on the internet got to the facts within a few hours. CNN still has not backed down from their reporting of a second hand lie that I’m aware of. The co-counsel says the time has run out on the option to retract. I don’t see how they can claim innocence or deny damage to this kid and his family.

  20. Octopus says:

    Is that your long-awaited think-piece about the utter failure of the Russian Collusion narrative, or did you just lose the ability to hold up your bloated noggin?

  21. Octopus says:


    big fat; more than obese

    Boi my sister mad chonky.

    I now have a new moniker for Chunky, aka Fatass. Hai, Chonky! 😆

  22. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    Wow. Big Dawgy!! Actually 87% gray wolf. Very cute looking. Unfortunately he has a terminal illness but will get to live out his days in relative comfort. He looks easily about as big as the extinct Pleistocene era Dire wolf.

  23. dezzez says:

    Oh no, how will fat mindless moron like Chuck feel all good about himself without his updinkies?

  24. Octopus says:

    Twitter has really opened my eyes to the screaming insanity of The Left. 😆

  25. Octopus says:

    Fauxcahontas has quite a pair of brass balls on her, I must say. 😆

  26. Octopus says:

    It’s 5am here, and Gus has been up all night thinking Deep Thoughts. I guess that’s marginally better than his old habit of degenerating into one-word blurps by 3am.

    So don’t give me this bullshit that someone that apparently scares you is entitled because he fits your stereotype……
    0 minutes ago
    Everybody thinks they’re entitled. It’s the American way.
    0 minutes ago
    There it is again.
    1 minute ago
    “We must eliminate this.”
    2 minutes ago
    “Get rid of them.”
    3 minutes ago
    People have their boxes. They want to put you in their box even when they’re telling you about their favorite cat.
    4 minutes ago
    When people make you the enemy even when they enjoy your company. Or at least they tell you as such. Then you get stabbed in the back.
    5 minutes ago
    As though we are soulless.
    6 minutes ago
    We act flippant at times. Like we’re just a radio station. A signal. A voice. Words and thoughts. Day in and day out.
    6 minutes ago
    We know the happiness. We don’t know the sad. We don’t know the pain.
    7 minutes ago

  27. Octopus says:

    Seth Meyers is Chonky’s idea of Walter Cronkite. It’s not even close to being the nuttiest notion in his bloated head. 😆

  28. rightymouse says:

    It’s early & Gussy is sober. Awesome!

  29. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    We haz global warmening tornado warnings here.

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s sick. Democrats need/want extra voters. Felons. Illegals & kids.

      • Bunk X says:

        Voting age was lowered to 18 due to the VietNam war draft, and there was a decent argument for it. But then the draft was eliminated, so voting age should be raised back to 21 IMO.

  30. ISTE says:

    Now entering week four of no job, no career, no hope…..

    Cats think it is great! 😄

    • rightymouse says:

      What have you done to spread your resume around town? What about the people you know in your profession? Can they help? Time to schmooze with your bizness connections!

      • Bunk X says:

        Start a line of bath bombs and get Calo to hawk them.

      • Bunk X says:

        Get an advertisement job as voice-over for a fish & chips francaise.

        • ISTE says:

          Um, the voice on radio commercials was suggested many years ago and I declined. You have heard Lucy.

          I am more authentic than that Geico asshole.

          • Bunk X says:

            I misspelled franchise. I am so embarrassed.

          • Chonky Chunky can't even says:

            Well I certainly don’t mind having my Fish and Chips served at the same time. As long as they also bring those delicious little cups of smashed peas. Last time I was in Britain we came in Heathrow and headed straight for Briton Beach. Our rooms weren’t ready for several hours so we headed across street for some Fish and Chips. Mind you no one had slept in a bed for like…a day. My nephew (who was like eleven) literally fell asleep in his plate. And I’m like “Hey you gonna eat those smashed peas?” He managed not to hit those when he keeled over.

      • Bunk X says:

        Get a PAC job as a poster boy for immigration reform.

    • Octopus says:

      Marry a wealthy, lonely Cat Lady. Pamper her. Pamper the cats.

  31. ISTE says:

    I am really trying to get a job!!!!!!

    In Texas to qualify for unemployment you MUST do at least three job searches and applications per week.

    This week I did a job search on “Lion Tamer”

    Got a hit for a circus in Dallas. Well not an exact hit but a job that involves being shot out of a cannon, clowns are fun but the down side is you may get eaten by a lion….

    “lion tamer”
    Current Employee – Lion Tamer in Dallas, TX
    Positive Outlook
    I have been working at Circus part-time (Less than a year)


    clowns, animals, traveling, laughter, the music and getting shot out of cannon


    might get eaten by lions

    Advice to Management

    free popcorn and to have coupon day for less fortunate kids

    So… I am going to apply for all the lion tamer jobs I can find.

    • ISTE says:

      At the interview…

      Them: “what experience do you have with lions?”

      Me: “I have a very small cat”

      Them: “um thank you for your interest in this job”

      Me: “Thank you for the chance to apply for a lion tamer job!”

      I need to apply for three jobs per week to get unemployment.

      Tomorrow I apply for a job training sharks! i LOVE FISH….

    • Bunk X says:

      Don’t take the one that requires you to play the part of the tethered goat. That job doesn’t last long.

  32. ISTE says:

    7:17pm and three shots fired.

    I need to move.

    As usual no blood curdling screams, The gang bangers here can’t hit anything.

    But we need to get out of Houston….

    • Bunk X says:

      Yep. That’s one of the reasons I left decades ago.

      • Bunk X says:

        The locals were good people. The others were dangerous.

        • ISTE says:

          You are total right about that.

          • Bunk X says:

            Houston was a war zone when I was there in the ’80s.

          • Bunk X says:

            Blacks and whites got along. Most of the trouble came from the white trash from Indiana.

          • Octopus says:

            Fucking Hoosiers! 😠

          • Chonky Chunky can't even says:

            They’re more redneck and racist than you think. I remember there was a story about a black nurse I think who disappeared in Martinsville (somewhere between Bloomington and Indy) then sadly turned up dead. Nasty bad. I used to drive out to Bloomington, IN to study with a trumpet teacher at IU. One time I went to pass a pickup who was going stupid slow. I thought nothing of it and assumed he just liked going slow. So I went to go around. Instead he forced me left into the opposite direction ditch. For no apparent reason. A deep ditch leaving the car nearly on it’s side requiring a wrecker/winch to pull me out.

          • Octopus says:

            Probably Hoosier Hoops, the shitter.

    • Octopus says:

      Two things:

      — OMG, he was culturally appropriating! Or trying to “pass,” like Shaun King and Rachel Dolezal.

      — I just remembered something: I saw Stanley Clarke play in Ann Arbor, in 1980 or ’81. There were so many bass solos, I had to leave before the show was over. But…did I also witness live the soulless noodling of Chonky McAfro? That’s cosmic, if it happened. 😆

      Clarke’s Wiki page lists a certain personage named “Icarus Johnson” playing guitar on his album from 1980:,_Pebbles_and_Sand#Personnel

      • Bunk X says:

        What a convergence…

        • Octopus says:

          My dislike of jazz-rock was heightened by an encounter with Chonky himself. So weird. 😅

          • Octopus says:

            The weak-spoo of the jazz-rock guitar soloists has been well-documented elsewhere, but I saw it first-hand, and loathed it entirely. Remember, this is a multi-armed kid with one big honking front-tooth, me, who has been rocked out of his gourd while under the influence of powerful hallucinogens by the likes of Jimi Hendrix, Duane Allman, Eric Clapton, all the Detroit crazies, and feedback junkies by the hundred. I hear this soulless noodling plinky-plink garbahj, and I am nearly sickened unto death. Stahp! 😆

  33. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    Mass shootings at New Zealand mosques kill 49; 1 man charged

    How sad. What is it that Islamist terror attacks all over the world have succeeded in triggering? A greater respect for Islam? A cowing of infidels?

    Uh no. Sadly Breivik was a preview of things to come. This confirms what they have wrought. Something we all predicted. Send us your crazies. And we’ll send you (not intentionally) ours right back. You use our freedoms against us. Guess what? We had them all along. Wake a sleeping hellfire and see what happens.

    I don’t condone it. It’s horrific. But is it any wonder?

  34. ISTE says:

    Searching for a job and one of the requirements that appears often is “Bilingual”

    So, it appears that I can not even apply for some jobs because I only speak, read, write English.

    Going to apply anyway. I have to do three job applications every week to get paid unemployment

    • Chonky Chunky can't even says:

      Bilingual implies Spanish right? Are they thinking some of the lions might only respond to Spanish commands? I mean a chair in the face is a chair in the face, right? Regardless of language.

    • ISTE says:

      Saw a job a few months ago. Forklift driver, must be fluent in Cantonese.

      I am… “get the fluck out of the way!!! “

  35. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    Swedish Libtard values: It’s more important to have a refugee influx flood than to have safe women and girls. They’ve basically given up. Rape might as well be the same as Jaywalking in Sweden. Everybody does it and you can’t have a cop on every corner, so…….

    Swedish for “Don’t rape our females please”. Somehow the message isn’t getting through.

  36. Octopus says:

    Now, if we could just get Piers out to the shooting range, we could save him from the ravages of moonthink. 🤗

  37. OLT says:

    1. Collect underpants

  38. rightymouse says:

    Gussy is back on booze & dope… 😦

    • Chonky Chunky can't even says:

      It’s too bad that loser will never grow up. I know some here genuinely pity him but I view him just like I eventually did Ted Rall when I was in Jr. High. I’ve told the story here but for those who didn’t see it – I actually knew the putrid lefturd cartoonist and syndicated columnist Ted Rall in like 7th, 8th, 9th grade. He was a bullied twerp, slight built and with a bowl haircut and bucked teeth. You know, slammed into lockers and constantly frogged in the arms. But he had pluck and was unafraid. Myself and several of my like minded pals who were neither bullies nor nerds at first naturally defended him. And told the bullies to lay off. Yet despite trying to befriend him he would turn on US with a superior vitriolic attitude and hurl insults. He seemed to have no sense of or code of honor. I gave up after a few tries and wrote him off and let him take his lumps. That sort of person ends up a douche nozzle like this who insults brave patriots. Oh and remember all the oil and gas resources we plundered from Iraq? Me neither.

      Gus is even more pathetic because he has no talents to monetize his douchyness. He’s just a superior acting impotent tool on Twitter.

  39. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    In Not Breaking Not News: McCain was a vindictive little prick.

    He almost went down as one of the lying, cheating Keating 5 but managed to squirm out and rehabilitate his war hero soldier boy image. I don’t think it occurred to him however that he won’t be around to talk his way this one. Namely his involvement in a criminal conspiracy to commit treason against the United States electorate and a sitting US President.

    • rightymouse says:

      I’d like to think his brain cancer was making him nuts, but am not so sure it’s that simple. His aides could have tried harder to talk him out of spreading the Steele dossier around town, but they seem like ass-holes too.

      • Octopus says:

        McCain turned out to be a scumbag. Glad he didn’t win the presidency, and I’m still pissed about the way he crapped on Sarah Palin. Besides, I like the soldiers better who don’t get captured better. 😉

  40. Chonky Chunky can't even says:

    Mass murder of Christians in Nigeriais pretty much ignored. It’s clear the Muslims have the distinct advantage in the mass murder game in that it happens so frequently as to no longer even be news. Like rapes in Sweden, Muslim mass murder is just, ya know their way. Who are we to judge? We may only judge Western white caucasian men.

    Here’s a bunch you probably forgot. And just in recent years.

    Never mind 9/11, London tube bombs, Spanish train bombings, Beslan school seige (334 children and teachers!), Mumbai massacre, Mali hotel mass murder, Paris cartoonists, Paris rock concert that was like shooting fish in a barrel. Over 100 dead PLUS mutilated women’s bodies with knives shoved into their genitals as they lay dying. Countless Israelis bombed to death in restaurants, busses, ran over in the street, butchered in their houses, etc…. We in the West are definitely pikers in comparison.

    • rightymouse says:

      And the left remains silent because they’re scared to death of being accused of Islamophobia.

  41. Bunk X says:

    Snagged a .pdf of the maniac’s “Manifesto.” It’s filled with contradictory innuendo, obscure 4Chan internet memes, and is apparently the gunman’s idea of a joke (or puzzle) that not everyone will get. There was only one reason I downloaded a copy – to do a word search.

    These words popped up: “Little”, “Green” & “Football”.
    There were also references to “Anders Breivik.”


    Brenton Tarrant—> Anders Breivik —> Charles Johnson

    We need to let Glenn Greenwald know. 😀

  42. Bunk X says:

    What’s with the little rising sun on the head of Occasional-Cortex? Kinda like the Obamessiah’s halo.

  43. Bunk X says:

    We have a huge migration of little butterflies in So. Cal. flying north from Mexico. They’re called “Painted Ladies,” so we’re being inundated with little whores from south of the border.

    A caller on AM640KFI’s John & Ken Show’s “Moist Line” was tired of the swarms, and started chanting “Build the net! Build the net!”

  44. Bunk X says:

    Well, duh.
    “Hamdi, 22, who works in a bakery in Gaza, said ‘since the morning very few people have come compared to normal Friday mornings. People are afraid of bombs -– like in a war.'”

  45. windbag says:

    The next county over passed a “Gun Sanctuary” law. I wasn’t born in the South, but I got here as soon as I could.

  46. rightymouse says:

    But Beta Male is an awesome poet!! 😆

  47. Octopus says:

    I mean…if these two crazy kids can’t make a go of it, what hope is there for the rest of us? Yes, I always watch Mama June’s ongoing saga, starting back in Honey Boo-Boo’s “Toddlers In Tiaras” psychodrama days. The full story is a virtual monument to bad choices, bad parenting, bad everything. It’s wonderful! 😱😂💩😱🤮

  48. dezzez says:

    As usual Chuck was too stupid to know when to keep his mouth shut, so what does the bloated tick do, deny the truth and lie his fat ass off.

    • dezzez says:

      After taking a minor beating from the liberal loons that he is trying to milk for cash, Chuck has a sad.

  49. Octopus says:

    Don Rickles is my favorite comedian of all-time, and I’m punched as pleased that Dennis Miller feels the same way. I told (entreated) my wife to buy Miller tickets at a local venue this week, and she came back with…Crissangel tix. “Miller was almost sold out, and I got these great close-up seats to Crissangel, and the kids and I used to watch all his shows together.” Okay, fine. But I’m going to go to Stubhub and find some ridiculously expensive tix for Miller. I love that he’s a conservative who got shunned by all of his old Idiot-Left pals when he left the reservation, and is funnier than ever. My kids NEED his humor. I know my wife will appreciate his POV. She’s more conservative than him, me or most of us here these days. 😆

  50. Octopus says:

    “For me to poop on” is the greatest comedic punchline of all-time. At least if you’re a dog. Which I am, at heart.

  51. Octopus says:

    This is for all of youse regulars. You guys are the schizzle! 🙂

  52. Octopus says:

    Wolverines vs. Spartans on Easter Sunday, at 3:30pm. Gonna be very intense, after the Spartans took both regular season meetings. Also should be taking the corned beef, cabbage, onions and potatoes to the table about that time. That’s how you live, kids. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Happy St. Paddy’s day!! 🙂

      • rightymouse says:

        I made corned beef in the slow cooker yesterday with stout beer. Was fabulous! Cabbage, potatoes & carrots on the side. How do you do your onions??

        • Octopus says:

          I cook the corned beef in the big pot with the water and a bottle of homemade stout. When it’s done, I cook all the veggies in that beer-water. When they’re ready, it’s time to eat. Can’t wait 😊!

          • rightymouse says:

            I do the cabbage in the beer liquid. Must try adding the other stuff.

          • o says:

            I don’t know if I’ve ever seen food disappear so fast. My daughter’s Northern Ireland (Catlick) fiance, who informed us a couple of years ago that the American Traditional Boiled Irish Dinner, with corned beef, potatoes, cabbage, onions and carrots, was not a thing in Ireland, is now totally hooked on our American Irish celebratory dinner. We have lamb occasionally because my Greek wife grew up on it, and that’s what they eat on special occasions in Ireland, so he gets his lamb now and again.

          • Bunk X says:

            Drink the stout, throw out the cabbage and grill a Reuben.

  53. rightymouse says:

    Equal opportunity with all the commies & socialists like you?

    • Chonky Chunky can't even says:

      And by Nazis he means everyone who doesn’t vote Demoncrap and didn’t adore Shrillbeast Rotton Klingon. He’s now so completely off his rocker he thinks everyone who has a left wing bias should literally be for totalitarian pinko commie single party rule. And get to work pronto persecuting and banning literally everyone not with the new official party.

      • Octopus says:

        Chonky is officially Mentally Ill, with his obsession with Nazis, white supremacism and whatnot. I don’t think he’s going to get anything but worse, and end up institutionalized someday. He’s spiralling worse than Gusano ever did. 😯