Heureux Mardi Gras! Mettez à jour votre photo, gros garçon Charles!

Fais-le, gros cochon!

Yep. It’s fatass Tuesday. Have at it. 😀

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139 Comments on “Heureux Mardi Gras! Mettez à jour votre photo, gros garçon Charles!”

  1. Bunk X says:

    Yeah, we’re safe. Charles can’t speak Spanish.

  2. KGB says:

    As a kid in the 70’s and 80’s, we had dinner at the kitchen table most every night. One vivid memory was that we always had the local AM station on and at some point during dinner it would be time for the dulcet tones of Paul Harvey. We won’t see his likes again. It’s amazing how much of this he nailed.

  3. Octopus says:

    Too good not to steal from Ace. 😆

  4. dezzez says:

    Translation, Facebook caught on to my scams for cash.

  5. OldLineTexan says:

    Most Photoshops kind of suck, but I really like the parade float!

  6. Octopus says:

    Cold and rainy day here in Clearwater, which suits me just fine. Going to read and sleep all day, and let the sunburn heal. The girls are off to the spa and shopping. Great day to lie here listening to the surf, with the door open. 🙂

  7. Octopus says:

    There’s one of those in charge of your twitter account, Fatass. You should look into it.

    Oh, and “Charles 2005” called — he wants you to stick your head in the oven with the gas turned up high, after you blow out the pilot light. He’s really freaked out by your complete mental breakdown.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Another moment of sanity.

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s a good start…

      • Bunk X says:

        Muting is the equivalent of putting your fingers in you ears and singing,
        “La La La La La.” Gotta hear the idiots so you know what they’re up to.

  9. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  10. windbag says:

    A tune for tomorrow morning.

  11. rightymouse says:

    It’s cold tonight. 😦
    I want Spring dagnabit!

  12. Bunk X says:

    Two mo’ fo’ de side bar.

  13. Bunk X says:

    For the win. 😀

  14. Octopus says:

    It’s 4 degrees back home. Another cool day expected here, but with abundant sunshine. Back into the mid-to-high 70’s tomorrow, for the Wally World part of our trip. Detroit has gusty winds and snow flurries, to go with the balmy 4 degrees.

    • KGB says:

      7 degrees this morning on the placid shores of a frozen Lake Erie. Remote car starters are proof of a benevolent God.

  15. Octopus says:

    Gus just noticed he’s been supporting the party of socialist hell for the past 10 years or so. He’s so mad, he could spit, if he didn’t have such a bad case of cotton-mouth. 😆

  16. Octopus says:

    Yep!

  17. Chunk can't even says:

    Dining story: I was in a restaurant recently for biz lunch. We noticed that all the waiters had spoons in their pockets. I asked our waiter about it – he said they had recently been inspected by an efficiency expert (as he rolled his eyes). the expert noted that they spend a lot of time rushing back to the kitchen for extra spoons, as customers drop spoons more often than other utensils. Almost on cue, the table behind us dropped something, looking down it was a spoon. Our waiter took the spoon out of his pocket and gracefully handed it over. Amazing.

    Later, about dessert time, we also noticed that all the waiters had strings hanging out of the fly of their trousers. We were a little wary about asking, but we did. He rolled his eyes again, referred to the same efficiency experts. They noted how much time it took to wash hands after using the men’s room. All waiters were instructed to tie a string around their privates, so they could tug “it” out at the urinal to do their business, avoid washing hands.

    We thought about it, then asked “Ok, but how do you put “it” back in your trousers?” He looked around, then answered conspiratorially, “I don’t know about the other guys, but I use my spoon.”

  18. lol ,sinep sinep sinep ubA says:

    OMG, Bret Baier has ashes on his forehead right now. Good for him! Alt-Left freakout in 5,4,3…

  19. Abu says:

    Side bar assault? No way if I have to log in. Any help out there? I seem to remember Octo having this issue a few weeks back. (don’t even)

  20. Octopus says:

    Kurt is 100% correct. We’ve seen what happens with traitors around here — right, Fatass? 🤣

    • rightymouse says:

      Loved this one in the thread. 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        Those who claim that Trump violated the U.S. Constitution have either never read it or can’t comprehend it. None deserve to be in office.

    • rightymouse says:

      I never understood the Never-Trumpers. Never. Their supposed vision of conservative purity seemed more like infantalized bellicose virtue-signalling. Bunch of whiny babies.

  21. rightymouse says:

    Dem. Sherrod Brown of Ohio isn’t going to run for Prez in 2020. Good. He’s an asshole.

  22. Octopus says:

    😱🤗🤪

    • OLT says:

      Meh.

      At this point, even David Duke knows that his “endorsement” is a weapon to be used against the “endorsee”.

      Meaningless, non-news from another NPC.

    • c says:

      When he “endorsed” Trump right before the election it was major big deal network news:

      https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/who-david-duke-white-supremacist-who-endorsed-donald-trump-n528141

      As if a discussion about illegals climbing fences or coming unchecked from wore torn countries known to have vicious Muslim terrorists in their populations = to White Power!! And not just what it is, questioning why we’re leaving ourselves open to disaster.

      But when Duke heaps praise on Ilhan Omar for being an anti-semite only Breitbart and the Washington Times report the story. You don’t see the NY Times, NBC or Washington Bleep reporting it at all.

  23. Chunky can't even says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/sports/dallas-cowboys-david-irving-quits-football-while-smoking-on-instagram-live-video

    Oh man. That’s the bad thing about the internet. Flouncing publicly can’t be taken back. David, David, David. If you’d only sent your video to one of your best buds in the NFL first and said “What do you think? Should I post it?” They would likely have said “Hey man, yeah fuck them but they don’t have to know what you think. Tell ’em you’re gettin’ it together and swearin’ it off. Get a game plan to get with a new team, sock up a few more millions and then quit on your terms.”

    Remember when Chunky Can’t Even would mock flouncers when they would post a last flouncing comment which he (or one of his official deputies) of course would delete and then characterize as he wished to his Lizardos? Man he was Top Dawg back in them heady days!! And then amazingly when everything went to shit and he had jumped in front of the right wing army with his sash and baton and found no one had followed him what did he do??? FLOUNCED!!! Like the flouncers on his website he tried to make them all sorry they ever crossed HIM! And his flounce (Like David Irving’s) was hasty and un-thought-out and self destructive. And his sad little litany of supposed reasons was clearly slapped together from Idiotarian talking points which he’d been mocking for years. Not a reasoned, mature, measured and regretful statement of differences. But rather a stompy, angry, hateful and vindictive declaration of final scorched earth denunciation. But hey if he hadn’t done that we wouldn’t still be here laughing at his sad wallowing mostly ignored lard ass today!!

  24. Chunky can't even says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/science/nasa-accurately-calculates-milky-ways-weight-using-gaia-hubble-telescopes

    The science is settled on this one finally. Unless they forgot to carry the 3. I’ll check the math later.

  25. Chunky can't even says:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-08/pelosi-admits-push-giving-illegal-immigrants-right-vote

    So they just illegally climbed over a wall with nothing in their pockets, no where to stay and a sick child they just made travel through a desert on a flat bed truck along with some armed gang members.

    Let’s let ’em vote!! It’s the Demoncrap way!

  26. Chunky can't even says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/03/08/george-conway-u-s-would-be-banana-republic-if-trump-got-his-way/

    Mr. Kellyanne Conway is shooting his mouth off again.

    “We believe in the rule of law, the power of truth, the independence of the criminal justice system, the imperative of individual rights and the necessity of civil discourse,” reads the mission statement of the group Check and Balances. “We believe these principles apply regardless of the party or persons in power.”

    Perhaps this dipshit can explain why those venerable “top law enforcement” officials saw fit to let one candidate (supposedly the most qualified ever in the world) commit felonies and skate because she was grossly neglegient er…too criminally stupid to handle classified material properly after decades in government.

    Hint for the Man Who Doesn’t Wear The Pants: The top LEOs in the FBI and DOJ were crooked Obungle appointed liberal activist Shrillery Rotten Klingon voters.

  27. rightymouse says:

    Gussy is a broken clock again…

  28. rightymouse says:

    Jan – Michael Vincent died last month. He was gorgeous and then became a mangled replica of his former self. So sad. 😦

  29. Bunk X says:

    Mighta posted this earlier.

  30. rightymouse says:

    Liberals commenting on this DM article are having melt-downs because Trump was signing Bibles! Like they give a crap about Bibles! 🙄

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6789003/President-Trump-lambasted-online-signing-bibles-like-books-Alabama.html

  31. rightymouse says:

    And Trumpsters are the idiots? To laff! 😆

  32. rightymouse says:

  33. rightymouse says:

  34. rightymouse says:

  35. Octopus says:

    Well…it could fall into the hands of any Democrat currently stealing in Congress, for one thing.

  36. rightymouse says:

    Hubby & I are going out tonight with friends. Bowling. Lol!

    • Abu says:

      Enjoy. If you feel any discomfort please stop and order a double. 🎳🥃🥃

    • KGB says:

      Oh, is bowling too gauche for your majesty??. Some of us come from families with longstanding ties to that great sport. My grandfather owned a small bar/alley in North Bergan NJ during the 20’s and 30’s, and I count many accomplished keglers among my cousins. May all your splits be 7-10!

  37. Bunk X says:

    “This is aginst ma civi rats.” 😀

  38. Octopus says:

    Aaron Lewis has his daughter Zoe cover this one on his new-ish country album — some of you may remember him as the singer for Staind. I think she’s amazing — so unaffected!

  39. rightymouse says:

    Having a great time at the bowling alley!

  40. rightymouse says:

    Dude. Are you prejudiced against old pedophiles?

  41. Octopus says:

    These videos are hilarious, and they actually got the WWII soldiers to pay attention to the message. Look at the talent involved: written by Dr. Seuss, voices by Mel Blanc, directed by Chuck Jones. Rather lewd at times, especially for those times, and a subversive edge that would appeal to young men stuck in a rough situation, under the authority of tough men demanding instant, unquestioning obedience.

  42. Chunky can't even says:

    More settled science.

    https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-jazziest-chord

    Apparently an Eb minor 6. Which they list as C, Eb, Gb, Bb. Or what I call a C min7 b5. I suppose it’s how you voice it. But anyway since this whole internet bitching thing isn’t really working out for Chunky I figured I would toss that out there in case he’s panicking and casting about for alternate income sources. Already sporting the Jazziest Ponytail in Jazz imagine how this Jazziest of chords could really jump start his come back!

    Here are some fingering suggestions for Chunky in case he can’t even.

  43. Chunky can't even says:

    Interesting song we tend to take for granted. I like to watch those YouTube compilations of Britain or America’s got talent. Some kid sang this song really well. So I wanted to compare it to the original from the Stranger album. OMG! There’s no comparison! Those talented kids are fine but they can’t hold a candle to a seasoned pro and first, top class talent like Joel.

    It’s said this was written about (for?) Joel’s first wife who had business savvy and helped him extricate himself from horrendous business deals he’d made with a record co. early in his career which made him a slave to them while keeping him broke. By all accounts she was tough and some even suggested she was unfeminine. So he wrote this song which described her in his mind.

    Another cool thing about this song is that it in the second 8 bars of the chorus it modulates up a minor third which is abrupt but a brilliant choice I think you will agree. And shows Joel’s musical and dramatic brilliance as a pop master IMO.

    • Octopus says:

      I went through a long period of hating Joel’s music, probably because it was overplayed and, I thought, too slick and over-produced. I’ve mellowed on him in recent years — the man’s talent is undeniable, and he had a long string of massive pop hits, something that is very hard to accomplish. This song reminds me of driving to my first job out of high school, in the transmission factory. Damn, that was a long time ago!

  44. Chunky can't even says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/03/radical-dem-rep-rashida-tlaib-declares-victory-over-us-government-the-muslims-are-here-video/

    It’s not like we haven’t been warned for decades. And most of us saw it coming because it was clear they have allies in the feckless Demoncraps.

    Congresswoman Tlaib was introduced by Executive Director of CAIR’s Florida chapter, Hassan Shibly — Shibly invoked the Islamic war cry as he introduced her.

    “Allahu Akbar! The first Palestinian-American Muslim Congresswoman, our dear sister Rashida Tlaib!” Hassan Shibly said.

    As soon as Rashida Tlaib walked up to the lectern to deliver her radical speech, she invoked the Muslim war cry of Allah in Arabic: “Bismillah al-Rahman al-Rahim!” Tlaib said, which means, “In the name of Allah, the merciful, the compassionate.”

    This phrase begins every chapter in the Quran except one and is seen as a Muslim war cry.

    In fact, this is the very same phrase Bowe Bergdahl’s father said in front of the White House in 2014 after Obama traded Taliban terrorists in exchange for traitor Bergdahl.

    Rashida Tlaib then declared victory over the US government.

    “‘We always said ‘the Muslims are coming’… I think we’re here!” Tlaib said as the crowd cheered.

    “We’re not only everywhere in all kinds of different governments but, mashallah, we’re in the United States Congress,” she said.

  45. Chunky can't even says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/trevor-noah-wants-to-inform-daily-show-viewers-for-2020-election-questions-democrats-new-narrative

    “It shouldn’t be about how you eat a corndog; it should be about how to treat Americans who eat too many corndogs with healthcare,”

    OMG! My ribs! That’s some funny stuff right there. But hey they don’t call it Commie Central for nothing, eh?