El Gusano almost makes sense. Oh wait. Never mind.

Not sure what El Gusano is cranking about this time, but he’s got a point. No idea what it is, and he doesn’t know either.

Maybe it’s this:

Heh. “Juicy.”

187 Comments on “El Gusano almost makes sense. Oh wait. Never mind.”

  1. Octopus says:

    You’re playing the game alright, son. And you’re losing bigly.

  2. Octopus says:

    Through the drumming song on my door, I knew the rent was way overdue. Crying out in the sudden darkness, I dreamed of electric bills gone unpaid.

  3. OldLineTexan says:

    If your masculinity is toxic, take an effing shower and clean it off.

    This isn’t rocket surgery, people.

  4. rightymouse says:

    I dunno about other women, but I think most men are just fine. Fatso, on the other hand is my idea of ‘toxic’. Eeeeeyew!!

    • Octopus says:

      Most of the men I know are super-careful around women these days, and I understand their caution. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and they’re wearing Milk-Bone underwear. 😉

      Thanks, Cliff. 😁

      • rightymouse says:

        Back in the mid to late ’70’s, I worked in the DC area and things were not very pleasant for young girls. I had to quit one job because the head guy hit on me in the most obvious way. The 2nd time it happened at another company I went to the VP and asked for a transfer. He wanted to know why & I told him. Next thing I knew, the jerk was fired. Apparently, it wasn’t the first time he had approached the female staff soliciting favors. I left there to go work for Ethel Kennedy. That’s a different horror story! 😆

        • Octopus says:

          I once had business dealings with a company owned and operated by a beautiful, hell-on-wheels kind of woman, who was famous for going through men like Chunky through a Picnic Size bag of Cheetos. She was intimidating to be around, the way she looked you over like a piece of meat, while verbally attacking you (“playfully,” of course). Last I heard, she sold the company and retired to Florida with a young guy who had worked for her for a short time. I pity the fool. 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            Ooh! When did that happen? When I came back to the States in the mid 80’s after being in Thailand, I worked for Wang Labs in Culver City, CA. There was one female boss who was a Cougar who was known for her attractions to younger men.

          • Octopus says:

            That was in the late-’80’s. 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        In West Hollywood, it’s a Doug-eat-Doug world.

      • Bunk X says:

        Real men wash their junk daily.

  5. rightymouse says:

    Fatso has no idea what he’s blustering about as usual. Total moron.

    • Octopus says:

      Trump never embarrasses us — all he does is cut better deals, and create frank rapport with people who snickered behind Obungle’s back and stole his and our lunch money.

      Fatass, though…he’s so embarrassing, he can’t leave the house. Hasn’t allowed a photo of himself in fifteen years or so. That’s pretty frickin’ sad! 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    Charles finally got a donation from a real-ish person: https://www.gofundme.com/mvc.php?route=person_profile/byDid&d=a7HECF6VgNT1NnjSIbtgrjl8yx8iZrRXHCPTn1QfSos%3D

    Take a look at who this guy has donated to previously: It’s all transgender stuff. I think he believes Chunky is actually a transgender dude turning into a female Heffalump, from the Trigglypuff family. Saw the moobs, the hair and the blog, and it all just clicked.

    In all seriousness, Fatass, you should explore this option further. It might be the only thing that can save your failed blog. You don’t use your male-parts anyway, haven’t even seen them in a decade…why the hell not?

  7. Octopus says:


    Maher has shown himself, and it’s not a pretty sight. It’s not a smart sight. It’s a bad look all over. If he really believes this, he isn’t paying attention one bit, or is just too drug-addled to comprehend what’s happening politically in this country.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Occasional Cortex wants you and me to pay for her life.

  9. rightymouse says:

    And as far as I can tell, so do Gussy & Fatso.

  10. windbag says:

    These Russians are more American than over half of Congress.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Perhaps a good visual why women live longer than men. 😆

  12. rightymouse says:

    Global warming sucks.

    • Octopus says:

      The extreme cold and snow is BECAUSE of Teh Warmening! 😎😃

      • rightymouse says:

        The only time climate has anything to do with weather is when it’s really hot outside. According to the left.

        • Octopus says:

          It’s unseasonably warm in the UK right now, and the Warmenistas are having a field day. 😆

          • Octopus says:

            This. 😆

          • KGB says:

            “Extreme” weather is a completely subjective term, hence it will be the new fallback for the alarmists. How can you prove the weather’s not getting more “extreme”? You can’t. I mean, don’t you know that every snowfall that hits the northern US now gets a name? If that doesn’t prove that weather’s getting more extreme then nothing will.

          • Octopus says:

            Every puff of wind seems to get a name these days. 😆

  13. Octopus says:

    Love these guys!

  14. rightymouse says:

    Woman who hit MAGA hat off of a young man’s head in Cape Cod is an illegal immigrant.


  15. Octopus says:


    Looks like a quality item to me. Not sure why it popped up on my google-search results, though. Not really in the market for marine equipment.

  16. rightymouse says:

    Am watching Hannity. Funny clips of past lib media dissing Cohen. Now they love/believe him. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Hell, I remember when they painted Mittens Romney as the most vicious, dangerous right-wing nutter since…well, the Hitlerian vampire-king, Dubya The Affable. They evolve, you see.

      • KGB says:

        You two are clearly not capable of the nuanced intellectual toils of your garden-variety leftist. Better leave the deeeeep thinking to the professionals.

  17. Octopus says:


    How about this lunatic? Isn’t it wonderful, the way these crazies keep perpetrating hate-crime hoaxes, one after another?

    I wish this a-hole could be given the same fate as her five pets.

  18. Octopus says:

    The brief flirtation with sobriety is over. Back to “Merpt!” 😆

    Oh shit.
    46 minutes ago
    My god.
    47 minutes ago
    1, 2, 3, 4!
    49 minutes ago
    Ding dong!
    50 minutes ago
    Champ’s like us.
    50 minutes ago
    Bruce Springsteen – Born To Run youtu.be/f3t9SfrfDZM
    52 minutes ago
    Low Rider youtu.be/RdOlR7rwQns
    56 minutes ago
    James Gang – Funk #49 youtu.be/U_qHU_6Ofc0
    57 minutes ago
    58 minutes ago

  19. Octopus says:

    1. Get all lathered up and foaming at the mouth.
    2. Rinse off with two-liter bottle of Mountain Dew
    3. Repeat until you pass out.

    • KGB says:

      We’ve poked fun at Charles for his Mountain Dew habit, but I suspect that in his current financial straits he’s resorted to generic equivalents. Perhaps he’s using Faygo Moon Mist. I can picture him shaking up a 2 liter bottle and spraying it all over himself like so many Juggalos.

    • windbag says:

      FWIW, Mountain Dew and Malibu make a tasty treat. Just sayin’.

    • Bunk X says:

      I’d agree with Chuck were he talking about Obama and far-left idealogues.

  20. KGB says:

    Ace has had this on the sidebar since yesterday. I recommend watching this in its entirety. It could have done with some editing down in certain sections, but overall this is a masterful hit by Tommy Robinson on the BBC and Hope Not Hate — England’s version of the SPLC. I watched the entire thing while at the gym yesterday. The last 5 minutes are tremendous. When Tommy walks out of the interview — without having actually done an interview — you could hear a fucking pin drop in the place. I’m sure Ace will do a larger post on this today.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s some fine pushback! 😆

      Here’s some more, from the UK:

      People will only stand for so much. Eventually, they fight back. Hence, Trump.

  21. rightymouse says:

    A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

    The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

    The man was impressed.

    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..

    Again, the man is impressed.

    The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

    Obviously, the man was impressed.

    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her.

    Then he married the one with the biggest tits.

  22. rightymouse says:

    There wasn’t a peaceful transfer of power in 2016. The Donkeys lost their minds & have continued to behave like people who need lobotomies.

  23. windbag says:

    More Russian ear candy. Now with more cowbell. In Russia, cow bell hits you. Hats off to Vladimir Popov.

  24. Octopus says:

    Word Of The Day: “Inured” 😆

    You have to love these daily solemn pronouncements of doom from Fatass, as if his target audience of Idiot Left Children weren’t already as wee-wee’d up as they could be. Keep going, Chunky! You’re bound to find somebody who will like you, someday.

    • OldLineTexan says:

      “if you still give a shit about what happens in the US government”

      Like the soft coup being run against Trump, or the Russian collusion of the Clinton campaign, or the wholesale corruption of the DoJ, FBI, and CIA. To name a few examples you don’t give a shit about.

      I feels ya, Stalker Charles. Deeply, deeply disturbing that a candidate for POTUS may have boinked a nasty woman and then paid her to go away. Now THAT’s something I don’t give a shit about … Donks gave up their license on campaign finance concerns YEARS ago when the Clintons were up to their asses in Red Chinese money (let’s not discuss Uranium One and the decaying smell rising from that action).

  25. Octopus says:

    Damn right, Gus. Television. 😆

  26. ISTE says:

    Rent is due on 1st March. I got fired from my job and the owner of the company will not pay me what he owes me. I am glad I live in Texas.It is sort of warm at night.

    Going to be sleeping in my car next week and who knows how long after that.

    Did it before, will do it again .

    Have not told the cats yet……

    • Octopus says:

      Sorry to hear about the dire straits. Maybe a GoFundMe?

    • Chunky can't even says:

      Sounds like a crappy situation. Has the landlord served you any kind of eviction notice? If you not, you could be fine for awhile. I once knew a realtor/landlord who said it’s next to impossible to get rid of even idiots who are clearly destroying your property (piles of trash all over, smashed walls, piles of garbage or pet feces everywhere) while not paying their rent at all, much less on time. When he would take them to court they would clean up and wear nice clothes and act like an Eagle Scout. And the judge would invariably side with the deadbeat. (Not saying you’re a deadbeat). As a landlord he felt many judges view landlords the same way socialists view job providers – namely, exploiters getting someone else to pay their mortgage. Ignoring the fact that they took all the risk by investing.

      Anyhoo I hope you find something soon so you can get back to normal.

  27. Octopus says:

    An SJW is born?


    When nothing is offensive, everything is offensive. Oh, well…there’s always socialism!

    • OldLineTexan says:


      “I’m starting to wonder if there are other games like this that are rude or upsetting,” she said. “I might need to write some more letters.”

      From a life lesson in civics and how to express yourself confidently, to becoming a harridan.

      • Octopus says:

        There is another game that is very rude and upsetting, they call “The Game Of Life.” Not the board game, but the real thing. Although I’m sure there are horrible sexist, racist and transphobic tropes in the board game, too. 😆

        I’m writing a letter as we speak. Sparks are coming off my pen, threatening to set the paper on fire. I’m so mad, I could go postal and actually mail the damn thing. 😡

  28. Octopus says:

    This is like a metaphor for something. Or not.

  29. Bunk X says:

  30. rightymouse says:

    Got a bonus at work today and took hubby and son (who is in town) to dinner at our favorite restaurant. This place is fantastic! And you have to get there early (before 6) of the place is full. their rib-eye is to die for and so are their veggies. I got the roasted carrots with a chimichurri sauce. FABULOUS! 🙂

    Eat your heart out fat bastard!!! 😆

  31. rightymouse says:

    You do that, Gussy! And while you’re at it, GET A JOB!!

  32. Bunk X says:


    • Octopus says:

      Gus needs a long stint at the Betty Ford Rancho Relaxo. 😆

    • OldLineTexan says:

      I dunno, far as I know, Alexandria Occasional Cortex was a bartender, not a cartoon horse.

      And if Nancy is “qualified to be a five-star general”, then Trump is oer-qualified to be POTUS.

      /that’s my way of saying watch the hyperbole, Gus-Gus

  33. rightymouse says:

    Gussy has issues..

  34. rightymouse says:

    Fatso retweeted this ugly person.

  35. Octopus says:

    Which one did he marry, again?

  36. Octopus says:


  37. ISTE says:


    My ex employer is bat shit crazy. He believes cancer is a fungus and it can be cured by baking soda.

    He has a history of not paying ex employees back to 1991.

    Currently he is fighting a $1.5 million lawsuit that is in the appeal court brought by an ex employee from 2005

    Nothing confidential about this. It is public record.


    I took money out of savings to pay rent. Cats are happy.

    But I need a job, not for money but to give me a reason to get out of bed.

    • ISTE says:

      LOL and how things changed…..

      When I was in college the best part of it was having a reason to stay in bed for days…


      • Bunk X says:

        College is for extremes. See how long you can stay awake, then see how long you can sleep. I almost slept 2 days because of blackout shades.

        • Bunk X says:

          I stayed awake for 72 hours once. Coffee and No-Doz only. I saw fluorescent colors in the snow while little shooting stars danced in my peripheral vision. Decided never to do that again.

          • Octopus says:

            I did the same trip once, and finished a semester’s worth of reports in the last three days. Got an A in the class, too. I’ll never forget those little gremlins dancing around just off to the side of my peripheral vision. Took me a couple of hours to get to sleep, too, as my pent-up dreams kept tossing me off my bunk. Er…bed. 😅

          • Bunk X says:

            Yeah. Friend gave me a brown & clear , some kind of speed, so i took it, waited for it to kick in and fell asleep. had some wild dreams, and woke up to realize that I was missing my Astronomy final. Ran across campus, showed up just as the prof was collecting the papers. He let me take the final with the following class, but said he’d have to mark me down a grade. I aced the test, got a B.

    • Bunk X says:

      The Missus said there’s no way you’re moving in here. (She said nothing about me moving out.)

    • rightymouse says:

      Call the nearest temp agency. At least they can get you in the doors of various companies so you can check them out and they can check you out. Can be win-win. I did that over 25 years ago, got offered a job and stayed.

      • rightymouse says:

        Good luck ISTE! We’re rooting for ya!! 🙂

        • ISTE says:

          Thinking of getting a part time paid job and working as a volunteer at an animal shelter to take up the rest of my time.

          I do not do well when I have too much free time.

          Charles Johnson knows that.

          (Strawberry Picker)

  38. rightymouse says:

    Making a list & checking it twice…

    • Octopus says:

      She’s batshit! 😂😂🤣😅

      • ISTE says:

        And seriously hot!

        My type of woman.

        • Octopus says:

          If I didn’t know she was a fascist on the rise….well, those choppers are a little intense, but she’s got a nice Hide-A-Rack going. 🤓

          • Bunk X says:

            Lib girls were easy. Coupla beers and a toke, tell them you were voting for McGovern, and they’d be rolling around on the floor moaning.

          • Abu penis thrice says:

            McGovern got you laid, lol. Good for you. What about her, hmmm?

            I turned 10 three days before the ‘72 election.
            I turned ten 3 days defore the ‘72 election.

            ^^^^^. Any preference? ^^^^^

          • Bunk X says:

            Nah, I’m not that old. I think I stole that line from P.J. O’Rourke.

          • Octopus says:

            Remember when he came out as a Republican? Lib heads melted into goo, including those of other NL writers. His piece on the “Pants-Down Republicans” must be out there somewhere. 😃

  39. rightymouse says:


  40. ISTE says:

    I have nothing planned for tomorrow so I may go visit Lucy.

    But no way am I touching her cat!

    He looks mean…..

  41. Octopus says:

    I’m in Gainesville for the night — it’s 75 degrees. Nice 👍🏽!

    Going to Clearwater Beach 🏖 🏝 in the morning. Hope to lose this head-cold!

    • rightymouse says:

      Sorry you’ve got a cold! Am grateful that hubby & I’ve been spared this winter. So far.

  42. Octopus says:

    Oh, the huge manatee is projecting again!

  43. Bunk X says:

    This is kinda fun, except the guy almost drowns.

  44. Bunk X says:

    That still makes me laugh.

    • Octopus says:

      That is freakin’ hilarious! No wonder Fatass says the EXACT SAME THING every other day. 😂

    • rightymouse says:

      That made my day! 😆 😆
      Rush does montages of news idjits blathering the same talking points on any given day. It’s like Journolist is alive & well.

  45. Octopus says:


  46. OLT says:

    Judd Legum is my new favorite barking-mad Leftist blind but oh so wise fool. His Twitter feed is just one laugh after another.

    I predict a stroke by age 40.

  47. Chunky can't even says:

    RT @TimOBrien: Tim Cook is now Tim Apple on Twitter theverge.com/2019/3/7/18254…
    10 minutes ago

    And Obungle is Muslim.

    Oh wait, he really is.

  48. Chunky can't even says:


    She was dis-espected! I guess that freckled cracker Wendy don’t know Black Thugs Matter.