1. Octopus says:

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  2. Octopus says:

    Fatass retweeted this sad glurge:

    …which echoes the old, “Marcia, Marcia, MARCIA!” line from the Brady Bunch’s exasperated Jan, with its “Russia, Russia, RUSSIA!” – silliness. Chunky is such a tweener gal, even in his post-ambulatory, Triggypuff (on her) period. 😆

    • OldLineTexan says:

      Kamala, I applaud your stance in taking on racism, sexism, anti-Semitism, homophobia, and “transphobia” – let me know when the Cleansing of the Democratic Party begins, since all of these horrible thoughtcrimes have indeed been committed by your beloved Party. For a long, long time.

      Do you Socialists still call them purges? Not that it matters. Hey, idea – do you and Alexandria know each other? Go borrow her unopened college textbooks and look up the purge history of the greatest Socialist example of all time. You know, the country hiding under your bed.

  3. Octopus says:

    She should have used the term, “Wild Indian.” 😆

  4. rightymouse says:

    I don’t think Bernie was very happy last night. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Those are truly stunning numbers. I watched some of the highlights of this fine speech this morning, and was myself stunned anew by the mental gymnastics required by the Left to turn it into some kind of Hitlerian rant. They’ve all lost their minds. 😆

  5. Octopus says:

    That song has amazing harmonies. Good call, Gus.

    If you don’t like harmonies or subtle country-rock pickin’, there’s always the Wesley Willis version. RIP, Wesley. We hardly knew ye. 😦

  6. Octopus says:

    She looks like she has a terminal case of the Fuck You Clap, aka, degenerative syphilis, aka Tabes Dorsalis.

    Tabes dorsalis, also known as syphilitic myelopathy, is a slow degeneration (specifically, demyelination) of the neural tracts primarily in the dorsal columns (posterior columns) of the spinal cord (the portion closest to the back of the body) and dorsal roots.

  7. Octopus says:

    Gus has some funny ratiocination in the works today. 😅

  8. Octopus says:

    I get all my newsy hot-takes from Seth and Stephen! 😂

  9. rightymouse says:


  10. Bunk X says:

    eaglesoars posted this at The Mothership:

  11. Octopus says:

    The Wite-Out Brigade was flummoxed. 😆

  12. Octopus says:


  13. Octopus says:


    The Idiot Left is desperately trying to smear this Woman Of Color, because of some basic, common-sense comments she expressed back in college, lo these many years ago. Despicable people.

    • rightymouse says:

      The Left doesn’t like her because she’s a Republican Woman of Color! Ass-hole hypocrites.

      • Octopus says:

        They are Elites, and we should let them run our lives from cradle to grave — a very short trip, if they get their way.

  14. Octopus says:

    Nobody wants to whip it out in the alley when it’s close to zero degrees. Get a good nap, and come out swinging tonight.

  15. rightymouse says:


  16. Abu Penis Penis Penis LOL says:

    Any thoughts on the passing of John Dingell, Octo?

    • Octopus says:

      I was a fan, believe it or not. The man had principles, and stuck to them. I didn’t like his jumping on the Trump Derangement Syndrome bandwagon in recent years, mostly on Twitter after he retired, but this is an old liberal dude with strong elitist connections and society friends who would expect such a response. He got most of his money from the auto companies, and supported their interests to the best of his ability — a cause I’m sympathetic to, for various reasons. He was also a very strong NRA supporter throughout his career. A WWII vet who was slated to lead a platoon into the invasion of Japan, before the atom bomb likely saved his life.

      He succeeded his father, who served for 22 years in the seat John assumed upon his passing. His second wife Debbie, a rich auto heiress worth millions, assumed his seat when he retired a decade ago, and still serves today. Nigh on 85 years of continual ownership of that seat — pretty impressive. No sick-making scandals I’m aware of, but I’m sure there’s something smelly hidden in the woodpile. There always is.

  17. rightymouse says:

  18. Octopus says:

    This mascot costume store apparently caters to Furries, which is all fine and dandy — whatever floats your boat, freaks. On the other hand, I was a bit taken aback by the Pedobear Ride ‘Em Costume — what on Earf is that promoting? 😯

  19. Octopus says:

    Loopy went loop-de-loop again:

    • Octopus says:

      That Green New Deal is some high-larious, ROFL splendiferousness. Check it out, if you haven’t already. Gonna get rid of everything, including airplanes, cars, cows, fossil fuel consumption, and guns, except for the ones needed by the guvmint to enforce the draconian measures. At the same time, though, free everything! Free health care, free education for all, and free freedom without having to resort to any kind of military ugliness. We won’t need a military!

      It’s beyond parody. It really is. 😆

  20. rightymouse says:


  21. rightymouse says:

    Come on over, pal. We have champagne waiting for you! 🙂

  22. windbag says:

    With Valentine’s Day around the corner…

  23. rightymouse says:

    Why are you laughing, Fatso? You should be worried. Very worried. Rasmussen and the LA Times polls were the only ones in 2016 that I remember even being close to accurate in Trump’s favor.

  24. Octopus says:

    Ruh-Roh! 😅

    • rightymouse says:

      Once a pig, always a pig. 😯
      I suspect we’ll find out about that crazed sex poodle Al Gore one day too.

  25. Octopus says:


  26. Octopus says:

    Whitaker brushed aside the desperate Dems inane queries like ants off a picnic blanket today, giving them absolutely nothing, and boy are they cheesed off! 😆

    Icarus McMoneybags is scoring big points with his five Twitter folly-ers by criticizing the man’s looks, if you can believe that.

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  28. Octopus says:

    He’s talking about Safeway handies. 😲

  29. rightymouse says:

    Anyone get sneaux last night? We got a little. Cold. 13 degrees. 😦
    Hubby is conducting a major concert tonight.

  30. rightymouse says:

    What’s going on at the Mother Ship? 😯

  31. rightymouse says:

    Butt surgery gone wrong. 😯

  32. rightymouse says:


  33. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Well this is a dumb one. At first I thought this was going to be about Christians hating on the theory of evolution. Way to go nitpicking dipshits, now your kid doesn’t get to be in a school musical and neither does anyone else’s kid. Well done. Bravo! Now they can stay home and murder people obsessively in video games and watch unsavory cable movies and YouTube videos instead of singing and dancing and being involved in a group theatrical production. And think how popular your kid will be now! I’m sure they will thank you later.

  34. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Whoops! He didn’t see that coming. If you didn’t see the original Wash Bleep piece about how the kids mobbed him and scared him pissless and menaced him you have to read it to know what a fucking liar this POS is. Oh sure Wash Bleep and Drive-Bys are just as much at fault but it was a team effort.


    He’s also pulled this bullshit before with some college students using the exact same quotes of “things got ugly” and “they threw a beer can”. It’s like a canned schtick with this fraudulent fucker who’s con is being a victimized Native American for the crooked left wing media who can’t actually find ANYONE who hates Native Americans.


  35. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Harris questioned the CEO about why they don’t just follow the First Amendment and ban illegal or violent speech — but allow debate and commentary as long as it is legal speech. Dorsey dodged the question, but claimed that their policies are based on “the spirit of” the First Amendment, Newsbusters reports.

    Harris pointed out that while “alt-right” figures get rapidly banned for life, terrorist groups Hezbollah and Hamas are still active on the platform.

    Going back to Murphy, Dorsey commented that “the case you brought up. I’m not sure what was behind that, but I certainly don’t believe it was that one tweet.”

    Another stock I’m glad I didn’t buy. This Jerk Donkey is as dumb as a rock. Who says censorship’s OK as long as it’s in “the spirit of” free speech? And then pretends to be hazy and confused about the details of any high profile blatant censorship by the platform. Uh gosh I’m sure there must be a very good reason we kicked them off, I just can’t think of it But buy stock in my crooked company!

  36. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    “I am a patriot and I am very unhappy with our current political situation. And this, by the way, has nothing to do with Veep, this is me talking right now,” Julia Louis-Dreyfus told the crowd, speaking about her hit HBO comedy series.

    LOL! Nice try. I’m never watching your show for sure now.

    Isn’t it almost cute the way some of them know they’re torpodoeing potential audiences but just can’t help themselves. She’s Elaine from Seinfeld to me. Self absorbed, narcissistic, delightfully shallow. Not a some dippy Veep on leftist HBO and then has the myopic dumbth to proclaim herself a Trump hater. Good riddance.

    HBO (savior of traitor Bill Maher) + political “comedy” where I as a voter am the punchline + brainless knee jerk comedienne turned activist who actually dons a pussy hat and doesn’t find that ridiculous as a comedienne = I ain’t watchin’ yer bullshit. Ever.

  37. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    You know that Blocked Venezuela Bridge Pompeo Said Was Maduro’s Fault? It Was Never Opened in the First Place.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    1 hour ago

    Fatso’s got the Trump admin on the ropes now. The whole Venezuela is a failed socialist state thing? Just a Trump lie. They built a bridge they never opened. Nothing strange about that.

    Wait how could Trump be against Maduro when his Russian overlord is for Maduro????

  38. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Lee said on Instagram that “It’s Obvious To Da Peoples That They Don’t Have A Clue When It Comes To Racist, Blackface Hateful Imagery. WAKE UP.”

    Spike said the brands needed to have black designers “To Be In Da Room When It Happen.”

    Wow. Such a target rich environment of buffoonery. Gucci/Prada for choosing black. I don’t know if it was offered in other colors or not. But say the sweater was in white with big goofy red lips would anyone have cared? Me think snot. And Spike Lee, an idiot who made millions off of other idiots with a fake tough sounding name (his real name is Shelton Lee) talking tough about fashion LOL! And trine to show his hood credz by using DA instead the word the. What a fucking joke. But DA shit rilly Happen. FUR EEL. I skid u naught.

  39. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    News 6 reported that 20-year-old Alvin Smalls and 18-year-old Amir Rashad Lynn allegedly broke into the home at a time when the mother’s son was in the house asleep. The son awoke to strange sounds, only to discover the suspects allegedly had his mother at gunpoint.

    The son shot the suspects. Smalls died in the home and Lynn fled, only to die later at a hospital.

    Alvin please tell me we din’t just get shot in dis heah home invadin’.




    Alvin: I’m dead too you dumb motherfucker.

  40. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Oh boy what a field. Fauxcahontas is the newest nutjob to run with the Demoncraps. Like Shrillbeast she damaged herself thoroughly and completely by her own crookedness and amazing hubris. First claiming to be Native American for decades, then feigning stupid that some family lore MAKES you an Indian even though you were raised 100% honky white. Then doubling down on stupidia by commissioning a DNA test proving beyond a doubt you are 99.999999999999999% white and then with a flourish proclaiming it sweet vindication!! Sort of like when Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber confirms that he has only a 1 in 1 million chance with Lauren Holly’s character romantically and says “So there’s a chance!” Then finally Fauxcahontas triples down and claims she’s just too stupid, ignorant and racist to have known you don’t get to claim ethnic victim hood based on, well basically nothing. Confirming she knows nothing about life and the only books she ever read got her a law degree enabling her to crap on little people for the benefit of large corporations. However she did watch F-Troop as a child and found it wildly funny.

    Chunky must be so thrilled she’s thrown her hat…..er her headband in the ring.

  41. Octopus says:

    Can’t afford heat, but can afford the good smoke. Sending a disconnect, here.


    • Bunk X says:

      $180/oz. in 2018 dollars = $40/oz.in 1975. Seems reasonable. Prolly stronger stuff, too. I’ll pass.

    • rightymouse says:

      I had no idea what the heck Gussie was talking about. Then I clicked on the link. Oy!! 😯

      • Bunk X says:

        The price of a toke hasn’t changed as much as I thought it did. All it ever did for me was make me paranoind and hungry, and then the seedless stuff came along, and it dawned on me that I could buy and sell it.

        I bought it for $30/oz, sold it for $25/oz. to my friends and couldn’t figure out why I wasn’t making any money at it.

        I learned basic economics from illegal drug trafficking.

  42. Abu Penis Penis Penis LOL says:

    Watching the San Diego vs. San Antonio football game. Close game. When these two teams get together you throw out the record book. Extra security for sure. 👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️

  43. Abu Penis Penis Penis LOL says:

    San Antonio held off San Diego 15 – 6. Vegas is taking a bath on this one.

    Tomorrow is a great sports day as my Blackhawks host Octo’s Red Wings. 2 pm central.
    What used to be a rivalry is now nostalgia.

    • Octopus says:

      The Wings are half-assing their “Lose For Hughes”-campaign. I can’t root against them, though, so I just watch the highlights after the games. 😉

  44. rightymouse says:

    Fatso is in love with Squaw Warren. 😆

  45. rightymouse says:

    Amy Klobuchar is IN! I think I’ll make meatloaf for dinner.

    • Octopus says:

      I see the Minnesota Warmening nutcase had an Al Gore Moment today, getting blasted by snow while declaiming the horrors of Teh Warmening Holocaust. She wants to debate Trump on this issue, as well. 😆

  46. Octopus says:

    Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible.
    4 hours ago

    Chemicals are life sustaining.
    4 hours ago

    You’re right, Gus. How’s that NYC Diesel treatin’ ya? 🙂

  47. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s gone full-retard. Never go full-retard! 😆

  48. Bunk X says:

    In 1978, Charles Johnson got all his news from Jane Curtin and Chevy Chase. Pass it on.

  49. Bunk X says:

    M&Ms get real sticky if you save them in the freezer.

  50. Bunk X says:

    From The Mothership:

    • Octopus says:

      Trump should buy that thing and put it on the lawn of the White House. And wear the costume to every press conference. 😆

  51. Octopus says:


    They risk a riot if they tell the truth. Or, if they don’t. Insanity.

  52. Octopus says:


    It’s almost as if SNL hasn’t heard of the internet… 😆

  53. Octopus says:

    Rucker has had an amazing career. Huge success with Hootie and the Blowfish, and then switched over to country and has been one of the best-selling artists of the genre. I love this song — talk about your great driving tunes.

  54. Octopus says:

    Love this band, love this song.

  55. rightymouse says:

    Pelosi wears dentures? Well, that explains why she’s always running her tongue around her mouth.

  56. rightymouse says:

    Trump is kicking ass at the Texas rally. 😆

  57. Octopus says:

    Another day of ice and snow, with all the schools closed and freeways freaky-deaky. Teh Warmening 2019!

  58. Octopus says:

    Why does this site erase your email and name everytime you post now? It’s a pain in the arse. I’m emoji-mad about it! 😡

  59. Octopus says:

    U mad, bro? Why u mad, when they coming to arrest Trump?
    Any. Day. Now. 😆

  60. Octopus says:

    The Ongoing Misadventures Of Gus. 😂

  61. Octopus says:

    The stupid batteries cost more than that, Elon. 😃

  62. Minnow says:

    It’s all me.

  63. Octopus says:

    Three score and several minutes ago, in Buffalo, NY, my forefather brought forth upon this unsuspecting rock hurtling through space a new Irish-American manchild. Me. I was the sixth child of what was destined to be a nine-sibling dynasty. I made my very special carrot cake cupcakes last night to bring into the office today, with about a dozen extra for the immediate family. Hopefully, I will survive the drive into work, as we got about two more inches of fluffy stuff last night, and it’s just started snowing again, expected to go most of the day.

    Let’s party! 🙂

    • KGB says:

      Happy Birthday, Octo. The Buffalo you were born in is so much different than the city that confronts visitors today. Democrats, eh?

      My childhood best friend turned 49 on Sunday, February 10. His parents are going to celebrate their 50th annivsersary this May. May 10 to be exact. You do the math.

    • rightymouse says:

      Happy Birthday!! 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Thanks! Had a great birthday dinner with the kids and their boyfriends last night. We’re going to have another celebration in the first week of March, in sunny Florida. 😎

  64. Octopus says:

    Not evil, per se. Just not great for people with motivational problems. Like you.

    I toldja, Gus. That NYC Diesel is much more powerful than the ditchweed you’re used to, and now it’s causing too much introspection and whatnot. Ditch it!

  65. Octopus says:

    Paranoia strikes deep. Into your life it will creep. 😯

  66. Octopus says:

    Not really, Fatass. I mean, you and your Idiot Left pals are all deranged, but the rest of America is enjoying some nice economic times and laffing good and hard at the follies of your political “resistance” and its socialist ambitions.

    Btw, when did you get so fucking fat? 😆

  67. Octopus says:

    If any of you computer nerds has an idea about why my “details” get erased every time I post something here, I’m all ears. It’s very annoying, and I can’t figure it out. I didn’t do anything! Why are you stealth-banning me?

  68. rightymouse says:

    Sherrod Brown is a loser wuss. Blech.

  69. rightymouse says:

    Try over here. We can help you get straight & get a decent life.

  70. Octopus says:

    Gus went apeshit on the Idiot Left last night, all pumped-up on NYC Diesel and some form of alcohol. I’m not going to post any of it, but it’s some funny shite. 😆

  71. Octopus says:

    How do you respond to, “There was NO collusion between Trump and Russia?” We’re waiting. 😆

    Hey, remember when Chunky was “a righteous Gentile?” Now he defends vicious Islamist anti-Semites. Nice evolution there, Fatass.

  72. rightymouse says:

    Am going out tonight to our niece/nephew (twins) b-day party. BIL says it’s an open bar for adults because over 60 kids from 9th grade will be there. 😆

  73. rightymouse says:

    Nancy bloviates! Next Prez can declare a national emergency on guns. Next prez?. GOP prez? 😆


  74. Bunk X says: