“Law Enforcement Is A Fetish.” Pheew.

In Charles Johnson’s world, law enforcement is a fetish, is fascist, and he doesn’t know what the 2nd f-word even means.

Charles, just face it. Pamela Geller rejected you, Michelle Malkin doesn’t care what you think, Alex and real Occasional-Cotex knows you’re a fat old white male sexist racist because you hate women and Asians and Olliver Willis.

Go post a guitar video so we can finally see your Magical Jazzy, Ponytail.

218 Comments on ““Law Enforcement Is A Fetish.” Pheew.”

  1. Octopus says:

    “Get on the ground, Fatass!”
    “Oooh! No problem, officer.”

  2. Octopus says:

    Funny thread, as Chunky goes to work for AOC and her socialist idiot agenda. 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    Who would have thought LGF’s “Night Of The Long Knives” would go full-fascist on the internet one day, with calls to shut down all dissenting thought from conservatives? Well, me, for one. Had I taken the time to think about it, I mean. I was banned at the time, and laughing bigly at how his inner-crazy had broken out of its chains. 😆

    • Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

      He’s just devolved into a POS who’s devoid of actual thought and stands for nothing other than he wants money from the internet. People sense it and won’t give it to him. Even the lefturds see him for what he is (a money grubbing conman) and what he isn’t (a real pundit and content creator).

    • Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

      Doesn’t put me off at all. Real hairy women r cute! I always thought the whole shaving thing was trying to look like a child or adolescent. Yes as humans we have encouraged neotenous traits esp in women. But frankly I like to see I’m with a real LADY. Not some weird hairless kid.

      • Octopus says:

        I’m with you. It’s still weird to me, this “hardwood floors” thing.

      • rightymouse says:

        Ummm…to me it’s more of a ‘no odor/sanitary’ issue. The awesome thing is that I stopped having to shave my legs years ago. Hair stopped growing on them. Noice! 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          My legs have pretty much stopped growing hair, too. Never thought that would happen. Turns out it’s very common in older codgers.

          Studies show that pubic hair has purpose, for both males and females. I’ll let you do your own research on that. The armpit hair, even for men you’re supposed to keep it trimmed to a reasonable length, if you want your deodorant to work. I can live without it completely on girls, though I did date a couple of hippie-types in the late-70’s who grew a little fuzz there. Nothing outrageous. One didn’t shave her legs, either, but she just had a little hair on her shins, which was fine. Not like this:

          (settle down, ISTE)

    • ISTE says:

      Thank you!

      I will be back here in a few days.

      I have “research” to do! 🙂 🙂

  4. OldLineTexan says:

    Twitterwarrior: “RT @whstancil: I saw Democrats squarely stand up to xenophobia and argue in favor of sane politics and a tolerant country, but sure, the ol…”

    Couldn’t have watched Chuck and Nancy them because all they did was #Resist. Even if it meant flying right in the face of previous sane interludes.

    Face it, Stalker Charles and whstancil: Your Dem “leadership” is devoid of a plan, a stance, or morals EXCEPT as defined as the opposite of Donald Trump. You are literally a yo-yo on the end of his inconsistent, big-city Dem turned Populist turned Agitator string.

    Dummy weights.

    And please, someone have Chuck looked at.

    • OldLineTexan says:

      In addition, I’d like to know WHY having a border open to a third-world narcoterrorist state is “sane”.

      Quit making moral pronouncements and make an argument, instead. “Orange Man BAD!” doesn’t count, BTW.


    • Octopus says:

      We have begged Chunky to come out of his bunker so we could have a look at him, but he refuses. Or, maybe he needs a wall removed to squeeze out, after all these Cheetos-years. Nobody knows. Nobody cares. Except us. We still dig your scene, Fatass. We think you’re really groovy!

  5. OldLineTexan says:

    Meanwhile Gus-Gus is tweeting model car builds. Someone else’s, of course.

    • Octopus says:

      Gus is just taking a break from his studies, which consist mainly of aviation, architecture, ditchweed, mood swings, Sterno, dumpster lasagna, and feral cats. Model cars? Where’s the good glue, man?!

  6. Arachne says:

    By the way, that Twitter thread where he goes after Twitchy resulted in some hilarious put-downs of the Fartface. Nick Searcy even joined in. Got in a few plugs for Daedalus and reminded everyone that he “stole” the smoking memo .gif from Pacetown. And of course, because the Tubby has blocked everyone tweeting, he never saw any of it.

    Also, I published a pic from this site showing the traffic decline but also showing people that photo of Three-Chin Chuck from 2011 for them to compare with his avatar. The Poochini was also on the thread. It was great.

  7. Octopus says:

    Not exactly. 😤😂

  8. dezzez says:

    Imagine if you will, a fat ghoul waking up 365 days a year with only one goal in mind, to log onto Twitter to call people bigots.
    A life so pathetic that all he owns is perpetual hate.
    Imagine no more, Chuck is that sad pathetic ghoul.

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso needs an intervention.

      • dezzez says:

        My prediction is Chuck will pass away, and no one will notice until the stench from his apartment is reported by neighbors.

        • ISTE says:

          That is going to be my fate too…

          • Octopus says:

            You need to make a couple of friends in the neighborhood, dude. Invite them over for bangers and wee, or whatever. Or just get some beer and cards going. Don’t be a lone wolf, and don’t be eaten by one of your cats after you plotz.

          • ISTE says:

            LOL Natasha tries to eat me while I am still alive.

            We do the play fighting and when I start to win she reminds me she is only “playing” then she gets real

            A six pound cat kicks my ass every time.

            I end up screaming like a girl and yelling ” LET GO OF MY ARM!!! ”

            LOL I am a bigger pussy than she is.

            Bedroom window is always open. If I die the cats are free to go back to where they came from.

          • Octopus says:

            Cat teeth are the sharpest teeth in the world. I got bit viciously by a cat I was trying to corral for a neighbor, back in the day. Hurt like a mf’er! Eff herding cats. 😡

        • KGB says:

          It’s possible that as he decomposes, he will explode like a beached whale. The report would be heard throughout SoCal.

      • Bunk X says:

        and a habanero colonoscopy.

    • Bunk X says:

      56 people are laughing at Charles.

  9. Octopus says:


    He thought the “Orange Man Bad” – meme needed to be imported into Veganmeatsubstituteworld. It was a good gag, but now he’s got all day to plot hijinks with his local Antifags.

  10. Minnow says:

    Barry, your comments on law enforcement as a fetish doesn’t surprise me. You are an empty-headed dimwit who can only regurgitate things you have seen online. Fetish? What the fuck is wrong with you asshole? Were it not for these “fetishists”, you would have been dead long ago. Do you truly not understand this?


    I understand…. your tongue lolls out…. you look in the mirror… you shove more food in your face, and you make these comments.

    I am not impressed at all.

  11. Minnow says:


  12. Octopus says:

    Hope For The Future:

  13. Octopus says:

    Best Race War Ever!

  14. Octopus says:


    Weird as hell, and creepy, too…not to mention absurdly expensive! I’m talking about teh real women, of course. I keed, I keed. 😆

  15. Octopus says:

    View this post on Instagram

    Hi I’m Laura, the gal behind Januhairy! I thought I would write a little about my experiences and how Januhairy came about… I grew out my body hair for a performance as part of my drama degree in May 2018. There had been some parts that were challenging for me, and others that really opened my eyes to the taboo of body hair on a woman. After a few weeks of getting used to it, I started to like my natural hair. I also started to like the lack of uncomfortable episodes of shaving. Though I felt liberated and more confident in myself, some people around me didn’t understand why I didn’t shave/didn’t agree with it. I realised that there is still so much more for us to do to be able to accept one another fully and truly. Then I thought of Januhairy and thought I would try it out. It’s a start at least . . . I have had a lot of support from my friends and family! Even though I had to explain why I was doing it to a lot of them which was surprising, and again, the reason why this is important to do! When I first started growing my body hair my mum asked me “Is it you just being lazy or are you trying to prove a point?” . . . why should we be called lazy if we don’t want to shave? And why do we have to be proving a point? After talking to her about it and helping her understand, she saw how weird it was that she asked those questions. If we do something/see the same things, over and over again it becomes normal. She is now going to join in with Januhairy and grow out her own body hair which is a big challenge for her as well as many women who are getting involved. Of course a good challenge! This isn’t an angry campaign for people who don’t see how normal body hair is, but more an empowering project for everyone to understand more about their views on themselves and others. This picture was taken a few months ago. Now I am joining in with Januhairy, starting the growing process again along with the other wonderful women who have signed up! Progress pictures/descriptions from our gals will be posted throughout the month. Lets get hairy 🌵 #januhairy #bodygossip #bodyhairmovement #happyandhairy #loveyourbody #thenaturalrevolution #natural #hairywomen #womanpowe

    A post shared by Januhairy (@januhairy) on

    Oh, gee…that’s too bad. We have to break up now, with that bit of furze on your arm there. No, I’m sorry, it can’t be overlooked. Ta-ta, darls! 😆

  16. Octopus says:


    Fatass needs to read this article, which he now will because he reads everything we post here. 😆

    My experiences with various races have been extensive, since the Seventies. Here’s how they rank, in order of racist:

    1. China
    2. Korea
    3. India
    4. Japan
    5. Black Americans
    6. Whitey

    Note: I came of age after the Civil Rights revolution in America, and spent my formative years in and around Detroit, one of the most racially-divided cities in the world. With all the problems we had around here, there was great progress being made before the horrible Obama Era set us all at each other’s throats.

    • Bunk X says:

      I worked in the factories when I was a teen, saw bigotry all over the place. I hung out with the black guys because they were more fun. Most of the white guys were bitter assholes with chips on their shoulders.

      • rightymouse says:

        Our company is fabulous in that the only bigotry I’ve ever seen is from nasty girlz (conveniently gone/fired/dead/retired) against other girlz out of jealousy/spite and one incident with Muslim ex-employee right after 9/11.

        • rightymouse says:

          Note: That was ex-employee calling employees laughing about the Trade Center, Pentagon, etc. and threatening them with death.

      • Bunk X says:

        The black-on-white racism was out in the open, too. I learned who to avoid.

  17. rightymouse says:

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Once again proving Fatso is a clueless idiot and an actual complete jackass who stands for nothing and spits out insults without thinking. Joe Lieberman was chosen to be Gore’s VP running mate precisely because he was seen as NOT a jackass. He always been well liked and respected by all, Dems and GOP alike. And considered relatable to the average man and middle class blue collar worker.

      Just another moron whiff by Chunkles. If LGF were an inflatable pool here’s how Chunky would fix it so he becomes super popular and make oodles of Benjamins.

  18. Bunk X says:

    Country Dick was awesome.

    [audio src="http://countrydickmontana.com/music/Medley.mp3" /]

  19. rightymouse says:

    They have nothing. Just like Mueller and his team of rats have nothing on Trump.

  20. rightymouse says:


    • rightymouse says:

      She has all the time in the world to exercise/go to the gym. I hate her.

      • rightymouse says:

        And I’ll never give up my rib-eye/Delmonico steaks and roasts. EVER!!

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        Now, now we must be kind and not speak ill. Consider that she wisely parlayed her good looks and genes into pretty much a modeling business empire. Surely she worked her ass off on long shoots and endured tiresome producers and agents and promoters and what not. Eschewed drugs and drink and other unsavoryness and maintained her natural advantage. Not unlike our exquisite first lady and first daughter Ivanka..

        Here’s a media picture trying to depict their relationship as “frosty”.

        Of course moments later here they are kibitzing. Just two powerful beautiful women.

    • Bunk X says:

      Did she take that photo herself? Nice thigh trigger.

  21. Octopus says:


  22. Octopus says:

    Sure he does, Gus. You are so spot on, it’s frightening. 😆

    And please post a pic of yourself, taken in the past year or so. In broad daylight. 😯

    • rightymouse says:

      We also want one of Fatso in broad daylight.

      • Bunk X says:

        If we were clever and shifty we could send him a package of artisinal Chee-tos via UPS that takes and sends video/photos upon opening, with a cheap camera that self-destructs its memory after sending its contents. That’s kinda creepy, though.

        On the other hand, it’s more fun to imagine and mock The Girth of Charles Johnson and force him to disprove the rumors of his tonnage himself.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      And your boy Chunkles McFatso Johnson looks like someone who steals people’s vans and claims he got an Emmy for their work. And is to guitar what Kenny G. is to jazz sax. And is to blogging what Benedict Arnold was to American patriots. And is to Pam Geller’s love interests what Pepe Le Pew is to the reluctant and repulsed female cat.

  23. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    @realDonaldTrump “There’s no chaos because there’s nobody in the White House but me! Me me me! Bwa ha ha ha ha!”
    2 hours ago
    “There’s no chaos because there’s nobody in the White House but me! Me me me! Bwa ha ha ha ha!” twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
    2 hours ago

    Hmmmm. Replace White House with “my website LGF” and sounds remarkably like a certain fat dumb blogger who cratered his own website a few years ago and is now broke as a joke and begging pathetically online.

    Reading some of the Tweets it’s clear the left are trying to portray Administration turnover as sign of some sort of meltdown. Would they say the same about Lincoln relieving veteran generals who did not get the desired results? And casting about for those who can get the job done?

  24. dezzez says:

    The mental state Chuck occupies must be one scary place, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised to learn he is cutting himself.

  25. Octopus says:


    That’s for both of our heroes. 🤑

  26. poteen2 says:

    Charlie says there are Racist, Republican Russian Catholic Nazis in the Knights of Columbus.
    Oh my.
    They’ll be OK though.. The Shriners have an Underground Railroad…………….to their bar.
    Obvious why they avoid picking on the Shriners.

  27. rightymouse says:

    You tell ’em, Gussy!! 😆

  28. Octopus says:

    “Hurry up Mueller.” 🤣😂😅

  29. Octopus says:

    Thus ends this week’s “Moment Of Clarity.”


  30. Octopus says:

    Too much realness, too soon can make you dizzy. Be careful with the Sterno tonight!

    • Bunk X says:

      Heh, but El Gusano’s correct about Nate Silver. Sliver blew big blue donkeys in the 2016 election predictions and now he’s all over the map trying to get his street cred back.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        I think everyone knows he simply got lucky one time. He doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground. We see this in my business (Investments) all the time. No one fucking knows where you should put your money. Why else would they point to the “market” going up generally over 100 years as being a reason to invest? Because these idiots were out to lunch when McDonalds was ground floor, or Google or Microsoft or Apple. If so they would all be filthy rich. And what about all those economists? Is Paul Krugman filthy rich from his prognostications on the economy? Fuck no. He’s still a whore for the FAILING NY Times trying to pay his fucking downtown rent. I bet his gay lover makes more money.

  31. Octopus says:

    She knows a big word. 😉

  32. Octopus says:


    Different strokes for different jokes. 😆

  33. Bunk X says:

    Whatever happened to Dork Falcon? Was he banned?

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      This is a great pic. This fantastic animal is a type of raptor (aka killing hunting bird – owls are too!) and the fastest hunter on Earth (living on Earth, that is). When they see mid-air prey from above they drop at about 200 mph like a rock.

      Peregrine Falcons catch medium-sized birds in the air with swift, spectacular dives, called stoops. In cities they are masterful at catching pigeons. Elsewhere they feed especially on shorebirds and ducks. They often sit on high perches, waiting for the right opportunity to make their aerial assault.

      The peregrine is renowned for its speed, reaching over 320 km/h (200 mph) during its characteristic hunting stoop (high-speed dive),[6] making it the fastest member of the animal kingdom.[7][8] According to a National Geographic TV programme, the highest measured speed of a peregrine falcon is 389 km/h (242 mph).

      I saw the show. They clocked the bird with a digital collar.

      • Octopus says:

        We’ve had peregrine falcons living in downtown Detroit for a couple of decades, after a breeding program that placed a few likely couples on high-rise roosts succeeded. I’ve never seen them hunt, but I’ve talked to people who have witnessed their dive-bombing stoops that end in a puff of pigeon feathers. Around Novi where I live, we have lots of red-tailed hawks that are almost as impressive — I’ve seen them diving for ground prey many times.

        • Bunk X says:

          We have red-tail hawks.

          I was sitting at the kitchen table when it suddenly got dark. Looked out the patio window to see one swooping in, realizing that it had made a mistake, and swooped off. Huge wingspan.

          • Octopus says:

            The time I watched a hawk take a cardinal off our backyard birdfeeder was one of those moments of revelation. I don’t think the victim ever heard or saw a thing, before the talons hit him. 😯

  34. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Can you believe it? I’m only just now starting Justified. On ep11 season 1 .Enjoying Searcy and Olyphant . Love the KY theme as my family is from that region. Lotta Wellses down there. We took a trip down that way a few years ago and every other biz had Wells on it. So I don’t want a girlfriend down there cuz I’m probly related to her. LOL!

    Love the story. At first they made him like a supercop who disarms dudes who have shotguns pointed at his face (former Spec Forces er whatever). But at one point he gets drunk in a bar and gets his ass kicked and loses his signature hat. Goes a long way toward suspending disbelief. I know with 7 or 8 more seasons to go this mess with the Crowders and Eva needing rescued and Arlo’s allegiance will get resolved soon. And then we’ll be onto season 2 romp!

    • Bunk X says:

      The missus and I are waiting for new “Better Call Saul” episodes to show up on Netflix.

      Just wrapped up the first season of “Bad Blood,” a mix of fact and fiction about the Montreal Mafiosi. I’m hoping it continues.

      “Blood Lines” was pretty good, but the last episode sucked donkeys. It was as if the writers, actors and producers got tired of it and just walked away.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        Of course my binging started with Breaking Bad and then Better Call Saul. I will check these others out you reference here. It’s crazy when you get hooked on a series and then they’re like well we aren’t sure we’re going to do any more. Like The Expanse on SyFy which had to get picked up by Amazon. I’m like fricken’ eh!!! I’m still waiting for season 4. I recently watched Dead Like Me. The usual formula where they put in a veteran actor, in this case Mandy Patinkin and then several young promising actors. It’s so good. But two seasons and then you have to wait. I get it they want to make their money and what not, but heck… They’re leaving me hanging here. 🙂 How ’bout just make a new episode every day? They used to do it with the soap operas. OK a little more lo tech.

  35. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I got this come on from NetFlix on my iPad which I usually ignore. But the wife and I were bickering over what to watch tonight. She likes royal historical dramas from BBC and I wasn’t in the mood. So she said lets watch Last Man Standing reruns which are fine but I wasn’t in the mood for a sitcom. So I checked out the trailer to The Last Laugh starring Chevy Chase, Richard Dreyfuss and Andie MacDowell (don’t worry she comes in later as a love interest). Let me tell you it’s a funny fuckin’ movie despite being an Old Fucker Entertainment Agent vehicle which I usually hate. Like that crap Michael Douglas did recently. If you’re getting older you’ll find it even funnier. I haven’t always been a fan of Chevy but let me say he did great in this. You believe him as an aging agent. And of course Richard Dreyfuss turns in his usual stunning performance but think of it. He plays an aging stand up comic making a come back after a 50 years hiatus, the intervening years as a successful podiatrist. Neither of them need the money or the fame. They just want to see if they can do it again. That’s some complicated shit, but they pull it off like nothing. Oh it also it turns out to be a Road/Buddy movie. LOL.

    • Bunk X says:

      Richard Dreyfus annoys me. Andie McDowell does the opposite -I can turn the sound off and just watch. Chevy Chase hasn’t done anything funny since he made faces at Jane Curtain on SNL’s Weekend Update (and that includes the movie Caddy Shack).

      • Bunk X says:

        Okay, Chevy was funny in National Lampoon’s Vacation.

        • Octopus says:

          Work that dress, girl. 🙂

          She was incredibly hot when she first hit the scene, and she has held up very nicely. Not crazy about her acting, but she’s a looker. And she has two daughters who somehow avoided the ugly-stick as well…

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        I totally understand. I’m just saying you may be surprised. Or wait and check it out in a few years. There’s no hurry. One of the best lampoons of Andie McDowell is by Mo Collins of MadTV. Yes she’s hot and beautiful and we love her but let’s also be honest she says dit-ent instead of didn’t like the rest of us. What’s up with that? LOL! 🙂

  36. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    This Black Mirror reminds me the most of Chunk’s LGF.

  37. rightymouse says:

    Am taking the day off as a b-day present to myself. 🙂

  38. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s in love. 😆

  39. rightymouse says:

    That’s ok. People are pretty sick of you, too. If you’re wondering why your GoFund me balance sux, you may want to look in the mirror.

  40. Bunk X says:

    Charles can’t figure this one out.

  41. dezzez says:

    Chuck whines like an old mule every time someone blocks him, but brags about the power of his mighty block button.

    Chuck, just maybe the guy didn’t want to be associated with a mindless moron with delusions of grandeur.

  42. dezzez says:

    • Octopus says:

      Imagine what that fatback grossero looks like now. (shudder)

      • Octopus says:

        What? You make people uncomfortable by retweeting the most insipid leftist glurge, without adding one mite of substance or originality? Yeah, you’re too rich a brew for most people, Fatass. 😆


    • Bunk X says:

      “Caution: This account is temporarily restrictedYou’re seeing this warning because there has been some unusual activity from this account. Do you still want to view it?”

      Someone’s on double secret Twitter probation.

  43. Octopus says:


    And yet, vegans are ripping these sentient, delicate creatures out by the roots and devouring them raw, even as they scream. 😥

  44. Octopus says:

    Actually, you just started saying that last week.

    As for this “collapse,” what about his arrest and imprisonment? You have been crowing about that for two solid years, and yet, he appears stronger than ever, despite all the media and Deep State efforts to undermine and destroy him. Can you give us a date, so we can take the day off work to mourn?

  45. Octopus says:


    Chunky hardest hit by cluebat, but it just bounces off his fat and has no lasting effect.

  46. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  47. windbag says:

    It’d be great if Trump could get either Christopher Walken or Michael Shannon to read his SOTU speech.

  48. rightymouse says:


  49. Bunk X says:

    Yesterday was MLK’s birthday and the government was closed.

  50. Octopus says:

    Get woke, go broke. Boycott Gillette!

  51. Octopus says:

    Fatass really needs to hire a cleaning lady, or at least rent a leaf-blower for an hour or two. 😆

  52. Octopus says:

    The butthurt…it stings! 😆

  53. Octopus says:

    The Streak will remain unbroken on this. 😃

  54. rightymouse says:

    Racist! 😯

  55. rightymouse says:

    Too funny! Activists jump Nancy Pelosi’s wall. 😆


  56. rightymouse says:

    Fatso hasn’t figured out that one way to Trump someone is to let them think you’re stupid.

  57. rightymouse says:

    It’s sneauxing.

    • Octopus says:

      We gots the flurries. The big snow is supposed to come on Saturday…unless the system dips too far south into Ohio. Just for youse. 🙂

  58. Octopus says:

    Bob still won’t bring you on, eh? No matter how much you grovel and beg?

    Oh, well. Nobody listens to that shit anyway. It’s about as popular as LGF these days, with its loyal band of 12 eejits.