Happy New Year, Charles! We Love You, Man!

Thanks for everything you’ve done for us, Charles. Were it not for you, we’d have never known about the Nazi Threat, the Confederate AirCav hat, the Tennessee State Flag, Obama’s flag, Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, Stacy McCain, George Duke’s VW and others. The Boiler Room Crew would not have existed, we’d have never gotten to interview Andrew Breitbart.

The Ruse and Fail of Little Green Footballs would have never been posted.

You’re so awesome, Charles.

Anders Breivik is very proud of you.

224 Comments on “Happy New Year, Charles! We Love You, Man!”

  1. Pakimon says:

    And so begins another year of mocking the bloated bloviator equipped with a Twiiter account and magical jazzy ponytail.

    Happy New Year to all my fellow stalkers and stalkerettes. 😀

  2. rightymouse says:

    This is bound to get Fatso peevish….

  3. Octopus says:

    Bernie’s hand was in more than their pockets? Ooh, the shock of it! 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    BBC reporter witnesses terrorist attack, including the “Allah Akhbar” business, and then blames the West. One can only shake one’s head.

  5. windbag says:

    How come these kids are culturally appropriating the western civilization calendar? Isn’t it around 4,715 on the Chinese calendar, not 2019? Where are the SJWs to screech about this heinous injustice?

    • Octopus says:

      They’re busy dying their arm-pit hair rainbow colors. They’ll be back and screaming like angry howler monkeys very soon.

  6. Octopus says:

    Charles and the other snowflakes were massively triggered by this little jest last night — I mean, Fatass saw it a few minutes ago on some Trigger Report site and just had to jump on the bandwagon. 😆

    I think it’s funny: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/31/us/strategic-command-bomb-video.html

    • Pakimon says:

      The best part is that everyone who isn’t a bed-wetting moonbat is pointing and laughing at all the snowflakes’ hysterical bleating and squealing over that video.

      This of course triggered the bed-wetting moonbats again as demonstrated by Chunkles’ peevish tweet.

      Nothing better than a snowflake triggering double-whammy! 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Pure gold. Bomber drops a practice bomb, and Idiot Left Twitter drops a mondo dook in their collective panties. Chunky’s late to the party, but somehow gets a hat-tip from Twitchy. It’s going to be great year for mocking!

  7. Octopus says:

    You don’t have a dog, Chunky. Why not? Also, looking at the Trump-bashing doggerel in that thread, it seems you shouldn’t be saying any of these things about our President. Because you never served in the armed forces, your marriage failed, your careers have all failed miserably, and you serve up anti-American, traitorous rhetoric by the slop-bucketful every day, all day.

  8. Octopus says:

    When it’s too cold outside for a feral cat, it’s too damn cold for a human bum. Keep your ass warm, Gus!

    • Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

      Gus clearly didn’t take his propaganda pill from NBC’s UpChunks Todd and guvner Moonbeam the other day. Gus that thermometer must’ve been reading 110 degrees. We’re in a deathly heat crisis that’s rilly rilly real. So shave the cat and throw out your bum blankets.

    • Bunk X says:

      Cat came back in to piss on Gusano’s couch, then pinched off a steamer beside the styrofoam beer cooler.

  9. Minnow says:

    I thought it was illegal to consume alcohol on live TV? Does anyone else have that recollection?

    • Octopus says:

      That’s a network rule, not an FFC regulation. I think that’s still in effect. Who was drinking?

      • rightymouse says:


      • Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

        Anderson Poopshooter was doing Tequila shots on the hour last night and whining like a little girl with every one.

        • Octopus says:

          He’s such a little sissy-boy! Nothing to do with being gay, which I can totally respect and accept. Cooper is an insufferable dweeb. Needs a good swirlie. 😆

  10. rightymouse says:

    Ohio is ahead in the Rose Bowl. Hubby and son must be very happy! 🙂

  11. rightymouse says:

    Back to work tomorrow. Yuck. 😦

    • Abu bin Bears Bears Bears lol says:

      I was just thinking that. A 3-day week won’t kill me and I’ve carried over 4 vacation days which I plan to use in Jan/Feb if golf weather appears so it ain’t all bad. 😀

      • rightymouse says:

        There are only two of us in executive row today. No exec in sight. Guess it’ll be a short day for me. 🙂

  12. Minnow says:

    Excuse me, but fuck you Mitt Romney – loser.

  13. Bunk X says:


    Charles made Twitchy again!

    “And Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs (is that still around?) managed to capture the video:”

    • Bunk X says:

      • Octopus says:

        I reported it for being awesome 😎 !!

        • Bunk X says:

          I reported it for being Penis Penis Penis LOL.

          • Abu bin Penis Penis Penis LOL says:

            😆 to Octo and Bunk X

            It occured to me most sites don’t get many positive reports since libtards only focus on what makes them angry. Which is to say, everything.

            Off topic: the PGA Tour is in Maui and the views on teh gaulf channel are just what I remember from being there in ‘91 just before this course opened.

  14. Octopus says:


    She’s got all the dodgy SJW/victimhood moves down pat, despite being an imbecile. James Woods is right – we should take her seriously. She has an audience.

  15. Octopus says:

    Cringeworthy doesn’t begin to cover it. 😳

  16. Octopus says:

    Twitter banned xim for life, but you can’t stop Godfrey!

  17. rightymouse says:

    A couple was in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone. The wife said “Where are you?
    You know we have lots to do.”

    He said, “Do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 10
    Years ago, and you fell in love with a diamond necklace? I could not
    Afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for You.”

    Little tears started to flow down her cheek, and she got all choked
    Up. “Yes, I do remember that shop,” she replied.

    “Well, I’m in the Hooters right next door to it.”

  18. rightymouse says:

    Ain’t this true?

  19. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

    A blonde was sitting in class when the professor asked her if she knew what the Rowe vs. Wade decision was.

    She sat there for quite a while pondering this very profound question and finally sighed and said,

    “I think that is the decision George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware”.

  20. rightymouse says:

    Love this! So true!!

  21. rightymouse says:

    Seen at Instapundit. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      What an omen! 😆

    • ISTE says:

      Also for the uneducated Buena Vista is a tribe in California.

      Plus, and this is a real bonus, Storm Lake has an airport with a small runway, I used to fix the computers there many years ago….

      But it cannot handle big jets, so if Elizabeth Warren needs to fly to the nearest airport in a commercial aircraft she is going to have to land at an airport 72 miles to the West of Storm Lake.

      And the airport is….

      Sioux Gateway Airport, 2403 Aviation Blvd, Sioux City, IA 51111


  22. ISTE says:

    Facebook is crazy. It is recommending I become friends with Bambi Zavattini

    Her profile picture LOL https://scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/42707516_726044917731108_942857703586267136_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.xx&oh=4a277eec54356d0c27ce7c745190c852&oe=5C988163

    Looks like it could have been fun until she passed out drunk.

    Also, I am English. I keep my socks on when engaging in nookie…..

    • rightymouse says:

      I dated a Brit many years ago when I was very young. Neither of us wore socks. You’re doing it wrong. I’m telling Calo.

      • ISTE says:

        We wear socks so as to avoid harming our bed partners with our toenails.

        Yorkshire men are considerate

        • Octopus says:

          I just watched the colorized WWI doc by Peter Jackson, and was struck by the British teeth problem all over again. More traumatizing than the gas scenes. 😯

  23. Bunk X says:

    Charles Johnson’s favorite false-accusation smear group, the Southern Poverty Law Center, may be in trouble for false-accusation smearing.


  24. Octopus says:

    Super Dave, aka Bob Einstein, has died. 😦

    I had forgotten he was Albert Brooks’ brother. Einstein is their real last name. Pretty big name to live up to.

  25. Octopus says:

    I loved John Lennon’s music. He was my favorite Beatle, by far. I didn’t know much about him besides his music, but he was approaching god-like status in my estimation, and a lot of other people’s. This became a problem for him personally, as he found it impossible to live up to, and went on terrible long drug/alcohol benders to forget about it.

    The bigger problem, though, was too much artistic freedom. He forced people to listen to this insane creature making horrible noises, as if her screeching was on par with “Mind Games” and “#9 Dream,” which is cruel and unusual punishment indeed. Especially for an impressionable youth like I was at the time. It’s like he hated his fans.

  26. Octopus says:


    Ladies and germs, the first hard-boiled fiction ever published, inspirational to Hammett, Chandler, Cain and all who came after. There’s dames in it, too. Beware of dames!

  27. Octopus says:

    Get the New Year off to a great start! Never mind the self-improvement shit others try to pull off. 🤯

  28. rightymouse says:

    Seen at Instapundit 😆 :

  29. windbag says:

    The movie this scene is from was released in April, 1944. Perhaps scenes like this were designed to inspire American GIs to win the war and get home? Anyhow, the song begins about 1:30 and then the true inspiration for young men everywhere begins about a minute later.

  30. Octopus says:


  31. ISTE says:

    British teeth problem.

    in 2019 do you regard the “British Teeth Problem” as missing and bad discoloured teeth or the irregularity of the teeth?

    The United States of America has had an obsession for decades with “perfectly aligned teeth” for their children.

    So in 2019 what is the British teeth thing?

    I know why my teeth are not perfect. Not enough calcium as a child.

    The majority of water supplies in the UK are from reservoirs that collect rainwater. Zero minerals.

    In the USA most of drinking water is from rivers or wells.

    I have not been back to England for over 21 years so I do not know what the current British teeth problem looks like.

    But I will share with you one important fact. To me a woman with one ore two mis-aligned teeth is very attractive.

    P.S I also have this strange attraction to women who have eyes that do not both point in the same direction.

    So that is me. Looking for a friend who as crooked teeth and wonky eyes!

    • Octopus says:

      I meant no disrespect to the British NHS. I just haven’t seen such bad teeth since they invented the toothbrush. What century was that again?

      And fluoride— it’s brilliant stuff. No relation to fluorine, as some conspiracists think.

  32. Octopus says:

    I would believe you spent the day forging yourself a fresh new helmet of heavy-duty aluminum foil, the old one being too thin to keep out the voices, and too small to fully cover your huge fat head. That’s about as deep and technical as you can handle these days.

    • Octopus says:

      English Teeth, English Teeth!
      Shining in the sun
      A part of British heritage
      Aye, each and every one.
      English Teeth, Happy Teeth!
      Always having fun
      Clamping down on bits of fish
      And sausages half done.
      English Teeth! HEROES’ Teeth!
      Hear them click! and clack!
      Let’s sing a song of praise to them –
      Three Cheers for the Brown Grey and Black.

      by Spike Milligan

    • rightymouse says:

      So glad our boys are alpha males. 😆
      I DO have one DIL who can blurt out silly stuff like “our vegetables should all be organic”. Her hubby starts laughing & the silliness stops. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        “Organic” is one of the great boondoggles of our time. Not as crazy-lucrative as Teh Warmening, but it’s right up there.

  33. Octopus says:

    The thread goes all haywire for PETA. Mmm…bacon!

  34. Octopus says:


    Willy Wonka says, “Please tell us more about your fabulous musical career, Fatass!”

  35. Octopus says:

    There are real similarities, and some major differences. But both are stinky socialists and proud of it, so yeah.

  36. Octopus says:

    Went to the funeral home tonight and said goodbye to another Greatest Generation hero, my wife’s uncle. He stormed the beach at Normandy, fought in the hedgerows for weeks before being wounded and shell-shocked. Spent a couple of months in the hospital, and returned to his unit. Received six Bronze Battle Stars, and his last battle was the Battle Of The Bulge. His position was overrun by the Germans, and he and a few other survivors had to find their way back to American lines at night, passing German troops along the way. After the war, he sold insurance and raised three fine men, all successful and with kids of their own.

    He had lied to get into the Army at age 17, a decision he regretted immediately when he got to boot camp. It never got any better than that, his war experience. Got a lot worse. Unlike a lot of ex-soldiers, he was fine with talking about his experiences fighting the Germans, but never in a boastful or very positive way. War is hell, and he hated every minute of it, but he did his job and was lucky to survive. He was two weeks away from 95 when he died.

    • rightymouse says:

      Sounds like he lived a long & useful life. Sorry for your loss!

    • Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

      Wow! Sounds like he was a great man and lived a rich life. You take the good with the bad and it makes you better, to dodge a cliche.

  37. Bunk X says:

    For Calo. A buncha old guys singing in the men’s restroom.

  38. Octopus says:

    Time to stretch it out, kids. Watch out for chiggers and randy park rangers.

  39. rightymouse says:

    Am putting away the Xmas decorations, including tree ornaments. Why does Xmas go by so quickly? 😦

  40. Octopus says:

    The funeral today was great. The 21-gun salute, with full honors, for one of the most deserving guys around. So many great stories, from theDepression, to the war, and all the business and family stuff. I’ve never enjoyed a funeral more.

    • Abu bin Penis Penis Penis LOL says:

      Sorry for your family’s loss. Sounds like a great man. A patriot.

      • Octopus says:

        I have some more stories about Uncle Mike, I’ll tell later. He was such a character! The one about how he survived the beach on Normandy is a classic. Another one, where he found a shitload of French francs and wanted to convert them to American dollars, is almost as good, and involves my late great father-in-law.

  41. ISTE says:

    Saturday night in Houston and nothing on TV. In fact it has not been plugged in for months.

    So, what else can I do? I know, post stuff on Facebook!!!! ( please note the next few posts are a work of fiction )

    • ISTE says:

      Friday evening I went to the grocery store and was just getting things I needed for the weekend. Usual stuff, cat food, cat treats, bread, butter, a few frozen meals.

      Then as I was pushing my cart down the aisle where the toilet cleaner and dish washing liquid was I came face to face with the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. She was perfect!

      I smiled, she smiled, and we said hello.

      Then I looked at what she had in her cart. cat food, cat treats, bread, butter, a few frozen meals.

      Instantly I knew we had much in common. We smiled and talked for a while about cats and which frozen meals for single, lonely people were the best and I knew then that we bonded.

      She was beautiful, intelligent, and most important she laughed at my jokes.

      As we were waiting in line at the checkout she asked me for my phone number so we could meet again! AWESOME!

      Yesterday was the best day of my life. I will remember it forever.

    • ISTE says:

      Today, Saturday, this afternoon, the most beautiful woman I ever met called me and asked if I would like to go for a meal with her this evening.

      Of course I said “yes” and we arranged to meet at an Indian place. She loved curry too. PERFECT!

      Well we met there, both ordered Chicken Tikka Marsala, Shrimp Biriani and lots of Naan bread.

      A really good meal, and obviously we had much in common. Same lifestyle, same food choices.

      Life was starting to look good.

    • ISTE says:

      At the end of the meal as we were relaxing and getting to know each other better I asked her why she was single.

      She told be she had been married three times before, and in all three marriages her husband tragically died.

      I said, that is so sad, what happened?

      She said, my first husband died by accidentally eating poison mushrooms.

      I said, that was awful, how did your second husband die?

      She said, unfortunatly he died the same way. Killed by eating poison mushrooms.

      Well, I hugged her and comforted her and told her that was a really strange coincidence.

      Then I asked her about how her third husband died and she told me he died from a fractured skull.

      A fractured skull I said. She said yes. I asked how did it happen?

      She looked me in the eye and spoke very softly and slowly.


      • Octopus says:

        That’s a gut one, ISTE! 😆

        Please tell me you banged her senseless, before she fed you your mushrooms. Because life is all about being a fun guy.

        • ISTE says:

          It is fiction, fantasy. The Internet 20 years ago was for doing the funny. Real life is different.

          Now it seems the Internet is not for relaxation and fun any more.

          To be honest, I am enjoying my real life and it is producing more funnies and laughs for me now.

          I enjoy face to face meetings with others much more than I did 20 years ago. I burst my bubble myself.

          Long story…..

          • Octopus says:

            I’d love to buy you a beer or three. I’ve had a few internet stops where I made friends and tried to influence people, starting around 1998 (OMG, that’s 20 years!) on the Canadian hockey forum SLAM, attached to TSN. I was obsessed with hockey then, having grown up playing the sport while the Detroit Red Wings sucked up a storm. When they finally became real contenders and won the Stanley Cup, I wanted to tangle with people from our rival cities, and of course give the business to the Canucks, with their awful teams (at the time). It was great fun, and some of us started our own forum on Network 54 that became rather popular for several years, as a retreat from the insanity on SLAM. Then that ugly business on 9/11 occurred, and I got hooked on internet political stuff. LGF and all that jazz. Ooh, I hate jazz, and jazz-fusion like Chunky played (badly) !

            I have some OCD, and always wear out my welcome sooner or later. Not everyone likes the guy who answers too many posts by others, and volunteers too much info about himself and his life. This place is quite tolerant. How long has it been since we all got the shank from Fatass McDumbth? And you guys did all the foundation work for a couple of years, before I caught on. Thanks for that, btw.

  42. Octopus says:

    I love seeing myths exploded, and I had high hopes for this one. But, he never got around to finding the cause or solution to soulless noodling, which would have been life-changing for our enormous hero. But, there’s still a lot of great stuff.

  43. dezzez says:

    “Please visit my blog and marvel at my glorious coding skills that let you paste text on a jpeg”

    Way to look desperate lard-ass.

  44. rightymouse says:

    Here we are. Ten years after Fatso cratered LGF. And he’s still an unrepentant ass-hole. 😆

  45. Octopus says:

    PA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AMMMMMMM is still out there documenting the Islamist hate and worldwide atrocities, and for this the Left deems HER the racist Islamophobe. I admit, I can only read her in small doses, as I get so enraged by the true stories she’s telling everyday. That’s more my fault than hers.

    Hey, Fatass — imagine a world where Pam reciprocated your sweaty, fumbling advances, and the two of you ended up together. You never would have disavowed conservative leanings you embraced for eight short years, never cratered your blog, and you’d be living sassy and rich with a beautiful truth-teller by your side. I mean, this is a Bizarro World that flips your true nasty, stupid personality completely, but what if?

  46. Octopus says:

    Nobody cares, Chunky. Except us. 😆

  47. Octopus says:

    Edgy! 😆

  48. Octopus says:


    Who? Oh, she wrote some songs. Shocking, that she hates Trump. Brave, too. 😉

    • rightymouse says:

      Have no idea who she is. Seriously.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      She the kind of person who bonds with a cat. But is unable to with a human being. Like my wife’s liberal friends she can’t keep a relationship, a functional family and is always on the brink of bankruptcy. And only her gyno knows how many abortions she’s had.

      Personal life
      Warren has never married,[28] and does not think of herself as a person of commitment. In interviews, she has stated a belief that her lack of a romantic life makes her more peculiar as a songwriter.[5] She had a relationship with producer/songwriter Guy Roche which ended in 1992[5] and claims she has not had another relationship since, commenting “I’ve never been in love like in my songs. I’m not like normal people. I’m no good at relationships. I draw drama to me — it’s the Jew in me”.[29] Although she considers herself to be cynical regarding romance, Warren does not let this affect her songwriting[5] and prefers to write alone, commenting “When I write with other people the experience is different. You have to compromise, which I have problems with. I’d rather listen to my own mind”.[10]

      In a 2000 interview, Warren explained that she never let go of music despite experiencing rejections, depression and poverty.[5] In 1994, Warren’s house was damaged by the 1994 Northridge earthquake causing her to be miserable and homeless, drifting from hotels to rental houses. She has stated that therapy helped her with songwriting.[5] She has also revealed that she works 12–16 hours a day, always takes her keyboard whenever she travels[12] and is self-proclaimed and more active than when she was twenty years old.[3]

      Warren does not usually allow anyone into her Hollywood Hills office[5] which she describes as a “cluttered, airless room … nothing has been moved or cleaned for 17 years because she is superstitious” and prefers to think of that room as her “secret world”.[3] In that room, Warren records melodies with a tape recorder on which she plays them again and chooses the songs she likes the most.[3] But in an interview with CBS News Sunday Morning correspondent, Ben Tracy, she allowed part of the interview to be taped in the office.[30]

  49. dezzez says:

    Yes fatty, you posted a link to LGF an hour ago, its not your video and its over your drug addled mind in more than one way.

  50. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I’m not sure why this was titled meme snubbing on ZH. The Tylers are dumb asses anymore. The title should reference the incredible hypocrisy of the Demturds who were all for border security until they decided enforcing laws is Reich Wing and Hitlerian.

    “We simply cannot allow people to pour into the United States undetected, undocumented, unchecked…” Barrack Obama, 2005. I voted, when I was a Senator, to build a barrier to try to prevent illegal immigrants from coming in…” Hillary Clinton, 2015.
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2019
    ….The only reason they do not want to build a Wall is that Walls Work! 99% of our illegal Border crossings will end, crime in our Country will go way down and we will save billions of dollars a year! A properly planned and constructed Wall will pay for itself many times a year!
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2019

  51. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Here’s Schumer railing against ILLEGALS in ’09. Proving he’s a lying sack of shit who stands for nothing. Since now he calls illegals heroes and border enforcement right wing racism.

  52. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    This woman blamed a fictional white man on her daughter’s murder getting the SJW crowd all woo woo’d up. Turns out it was she who got her daughter killed by trying to run out of a drug deal without paying the ruthless drug gang killers (who are black) who murder anyone who doesn’t pay. They opened fire on her car as a result.

  53. Abu bin Penis Penis Penis LOL says:

    Halftime. Bears lead 6 – 3 over the Eagles. I’m not nervous. You, Paki?

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Our entire division is out of the playoffs with today’s Ravens loss. I’ll root for your Bears and hopefully not jinx them by being a Bungles fan.

      • Octopus says:

        You don’t want me rooting for your team, no matter the sport. Every team I root for collapses and dies an ignoble death.

  54. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    The Grand Statesmen of Rap has made a righteous pronuncement on the government shut down. And every other word is ni66a and f*ck.


    Apparently Calvin didn’t get the memo that Trump already figured out the vast majority of gubmint workers already vote Demoncrap. LOL!!

    Official Demoncrap spokeshoodlum.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Cuz everybody in his entire family who aren’t drug gang thug rappers work for the post office.

  55. dezzez says:

    I can hear Chuck now saying its okay to steal from ni66a band members and that its a term of endearment in the music industry.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Chunk’s next LGF post: Fuck that Fuckin’ Muthafucka Trump Nigga! The cool kids will finally take notice that he’s a internetz force to be reckoned with!

  56. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    A SJW is destroyed by Dinesh D’Souza. I love it. His logic is inescapable. And at some point you think maybe he’s going to lighten up and be friends with this little white prick or let him off with a “I know you mean well”….but he doesn’t. He fucking pulls out a shovel and buries him. Heh heh. 😉

  57. Abu bin Penis Penis Penis LOL says:

    Nice win, Paki. Hope your boys defend.

    • Octopus says:

      Sorry for your loss, Abu, and congrats to Paki’s team. I really thought the Bears were going to make a deep run this year.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. They had it won! That was Bungle worthy. I knew it. I jinxed them. It is NOT ALRIGHT by me.

  58. dezzez says:

    Mount Blubber erupts, billions feared dead!

  59. dezzez says:

    Says the bloated food zit still tweeting about it.