The Decline Abates And the Decline Resumes.

After a decade of decline in blog traffic, the Big Boy got a big bump in July 2018 that continued into early November. What happened in July? The Kavenaugh Hearings. What happened in November? The Midterm Elections.

What’s happened since? The Continuation of The Decline of Little Green Footballs’ traffic at approximately the same rate as before.

You’re so awesome, Charles.

[Data Source: Alexa.]

222 Comments on “The Decline Abates And the Decline Resumes.”

  1. Octopus says:

    LGF rocks harder than ever!!!

  2. Octopus says:

    It’s as good as all pop music should be. Impossible, I know, but people should try to make good, catchy music instead of all the horrible crap featured on Fatass’s phony #nowplaying shitlist.

  3. Octopus says:


  4. rightymouse says:

    I wonder if Fatso ever regrets screwing over thousands of people and trashing his livelihood & reputation in the process?? He went from Righteous Gentile to Pathetic Jerk-Off all on his own.

    • Octopus says:

      He regrets the hell out of it. He’s begging for nickels from basement-dwelling losers, and getting nothing. Donates anonymously to himself. Begs for attention from famous tweeters, and gets no love at all.

      But we still dig ya, Chunky. We think you’re really groovy!

  5. Octopus says:

    Murmuration is cool 😎.

    Starlings are assholes, though. 😼

  6. rightymouse says:

    Hubby is conducting his final 2 concerts of the year today. Son is with him. Am dog-sitting & getting ready to mess up the kitchen – will make shrimp scampi for dinner. 🙂

  7. rightymouse says:

    A co-worker from my days working at the refugee office in Bangkok almost 40 years ago has passed away from pancreatic cancer. He was with USAID at the time I knew him and he was very active with the refugee crisis in Asia.

    Here’s Mac’s obituary in the Bangkok Post.

    Here are some pics from his Buddhist wake ceremony sent by a friend of mine.

  8. Octopus says:

    Hilariously, the dim-bulbs who rant rage-filled glurge about Trump’s rational comments all day, every day, can’t help but accuse him of ranting and rage-tweeting. Pure projection.

  9. Octopus says:

    Let’s get one of Icky’s finest noodle feats out and test this theory.

    • Bunk X says:

      I have some shareware that can do it if I can find where it went after I had to reinstall Windows10 after a system crash a couple weeks ago.

      I got it years ago in order to transcribe Daedalus’ Breitbart interview. You can slow it down, adjust the modulation, edit clips, etc. That’s when I found that I can’t listen and type at the same time, no matter how much I slowed down the recording.

  10. rightymouse says:

    Off to mess up the kitchen. 😆
    Will be back & forth.

    • Octopus says:

      We’re hosting the Christmas Eve PJ Party, with games and a couple of movies. Mexican food, buffet style, with my specialty guacamole, and a new effort of mine, Beer Cheese Dip. I’ll let you know how the latter turns out – using my own homebrew for the beer part. A nice Dirty Blonde who goes by the name of “Carol.”

      Also on tap, is Three Dog Night. Not the band, but the three family dogs. One can climb on tables, Henry. Alfonse, the German Shepherd pup, likes to climb on Henry, while George referees very protectively. I predict some barking, a little yelling, and a lot of on-leash training for Alfonse.

      • Bunk X says:

        Bunkessa said she signed up her uncle for “Dip Of The Month Club.”

        I guess that means that on the first of every month some new goober is going to show up at his door. “Hiya! Here I am! Where’s your refrigerator? Can I use your phone? I need to borrow your car for a few days. Can we watch ‘The Brady Bunch?’ etc.

  11. Octopus says:

    Oh, and I still have to wrap all my presents, about ten of them for various people. That’s an hour or so. Better get back to the kitchen.

  12. Octopus says:

    The cops just chased a hot-rodder down our street who was blowing his horn festively, while they told him to pull over. That’s a first, for our subdivision. He’s in the back of the cop car now, no doubt preparing to sleep it off in the tank.

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  14. rightymouse says:

    Merry Christmas everyone! 🙂

  15. dezzez says:

    “Are you still a believer in Santa Claus? ‘Cuz at 7 it’s marginal, right?”
    “That is the comment Chuck the malignant tumor has classified as “wildly inappropriate”

    Merry Christmas everyone.
    Except you Chuck, I hope you burn your 2 dollar pot pie.

    • OldLineTexan says:

      Joe Biden groping little girls is OK, though.

      Dear Stalker Charles, I understand that the current peak of Liberal thought in the US is “Orange Man Bad”. I understand that the wet noodle you call a spine is barely up to the task of seeing your futon, much less past the rage you’ve adopted.

      Merry Christmas, Stalker Charles.

      /Stay away from my grandkids. You and Joe, both.

    • Bunk X says:

      The only 7 year old Charles ever talked to was his brother.

  16. Pakimon says:

    Merry Christmas to all my fellow stalkers and stalkerettes! 😀

  17. rightymouse says:

    Had our first Xmas prezzie opening with a hearty breakfast of bagels, cream cheese, tomato, sausage, smoked oysters, lox and lobster wrapped in bacon. We go to BIL’s house later for more food & festivities. 🙂

  18. Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

    Mey Critmus fools!…0.0..0.228.2508.19j5j1……0….1………33i10j30i10j0i8i7i30j0i5i30j0i13j0i8i13i30j33i299.CDNcY5ya-JQ&ei=wnYiXNjEJaiCjwTyp43YBQ&prmd=ivn&biw=1366&bih=931#imgrc=sPuyuvhcJLPfrM

  19. Octopus says:

    Perfect timing, as Spacey releases this creepy-as-hell, meant-to-be-cute little performance, and gets charged with sexual assault. 😆

  20. Octopus says:

    We miss you still, Andrea. 😥

  21. Octopus says:

    Such a fucking virtue-signaling ass-douche! 😆

  22. Abu bin Squid says:

    An unapologetic Merry Christmas to all Stalkers and Stalkerettes. And the forecast for 2019 is more inane musings and screaming vitrtue signaling from our Charles. It 2018 ain’t over so I’m staying tuned. 😎🎶

  23. Octopus says:

    Was that article written by Bezos? I hear he’s got two hookers with him at all times. Brad Pitt was put off. Brad Pitt! Good guy. 😇

  24. Octopus says:

    This A+ list mostly movie actor said this very very beyond rich man who is also a celebrity kept making it a point to the actor that the rich man had two escorts waiting for him in the car to service the rich man whenever he needed it. Our actor asked why they were not at the party, and the rich man said something to the effect of they know their place and their place is not here.

    Brad Pitt/Jeff Bezos. 😎

  25. Octopus says:

    The Idiot Left is so insanely butthurt about Trump they can find Pure Evil in a hallway filled with Yuletide Cheer. 😆

  26. Octopus says:

    I tried to pick a couple of “winners,” but just couldn’t. View them all, and marvel at the wonders.

  27. Octopus says:

    Speaking of awkward… 😆

    They say the internet is forever. I don’t think this troubled young gal is thinking about what her future kids will think of this clip, when they inevitably get around to seeing it. Maybe they’ll be proud of her, for being a sexy babe on the spike. Or maybe they’ll be sad, or embarrassed. Hard to predict, from here.

    Oh, and the wife is snoring now. So is George, in between us. No Christmas sex, I guess.

    Tomorrow’s another day, filled with opportunity, and no work. Better rest up. 🙂

  28. Octopus says:

    Yes, Fatass — the media is still supporting Trump bigly, as they have from day one of his presidency. You are spot-on, as usual. 😆

    Go suck down a Chimay and fuck yourself. In the pannus. Sideways or upside-down, we’ll let you decide. Pics?

  29. Octopus says:

    Oh, me aching ass! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      She’s the gift that just keeps on giving. 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Except that Trump Jr. fucker. I intend to harass his ass and subpeona him on the flimsiest of fake charges ‘cuz he des-espected me on Tweeter.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        BTW Google has buried/erased the initial story that Ocasio threatened Trump Jr. with subpoena harassment. Instead it’s Trump Jr. ATTACKED Ocasio.

    • Bunk X says:

      Here’s to all the refugee babies who crawled thousands of miles and found mangers for their parents to sleep in.

  30. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    CNN. Suddenly they’re a hall monitor when it’s harassment of our President and troops abroad. Not so much when their favored candidate Shrillbeast committed national security felonies that would send service people to jail and end careers.

  31. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Allah is great because he murders young blonde women.

    “The crime was not coordinated with Islamic State,” Sabik said. “Lone wolves do not need permission from their leader.”

    Morocco is generally considered safe for tourists but has been rooting out Islamic extremists for years.

    Safe as Paris, I suppose.

  32. rightymouse says:

    Go get ’em, Gussy!! You remind me of a stopped clock.
    But rising fuel costs? 😆 Not here in Ohio. Hovering around $2.00 a gallon.

  33. Octopus says:

    This meme fits Chunky so well, it’s hard to keep from repeating it…

  34. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Glad we take such care to respect Islam and not offend those who worship Allah. They return the favor by screeching the name of their bloodthirsty death god in the middle of mass at Christmas time. But hey, anytime it’s not mass murder it’s a win, right?

  35. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    They’re both completely wrong and let’s face it beta phags. Even if they weren’t wrong no one even likes them. Not even their wives. Obungle’s wife wears the pants while he wears the mom jeans. And Algore’s wife dumped him for being a pedantic weirod and the least sexually attractive man on the planet. He couldn’t even seduce a lowly hotel maid while chasing her with probably wads of cash. Where as our POTUS’ lady is the coolest and the most gorgeous.

  36. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Been wondering for years what’s the point in having this guy (Vontaze Burfict)? When he first came in it seemed awesome like we had our own Troy Polamalu. He hits really fast and hard on defense. Great. Except…..every other time he hits he gives HIMSELF a concussion. Mixed in with drug suspensions and dirty playing suspensions. They should have gotten rid of him a long time ago for someone that can be counted upon But you know..Marvin.

    Any way I don’t watch the Bungles any more. They managed to make the Browns (the worst team in the entire league) look respectable by losing to them twice this year and landing at the bottom of the division. Once again Marvin made the brilliant decision to take back Hugh Jackson who just came off a humiliating stint with the Browns where they couldn’t win a single game under his non/horrible-leadership. So !!! We’ll snap him up!! Who wouldn’t want a total failure coaching our guys?! And look at the results. With Hugh the Browns couldn’t win. Without Hugh and us having him instead THEY BEAT OUR ASSES!! Now Marv won’t need to worry about another one and done playoff game embarrassment. We aren’t going to playoffs at all!

  37. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Heh heh.

    “Border Patrol Agents want the Wall.” Democrat’s say they don’t want the Wall (even though they know it is really needed), and they don’t want ICE. They don’t have much to campaign on, do they? An Open Southern Border and the large scale crime that comes with such stupidity!

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 27, 2018

    The Democrats OBSTRUCTION of the desperately needed Wall, where they almost all recently agreed it should be built, is exceeded only by their OBSTRUCTION of 350 great people wanting & expecting to come into Government after being delayed for more than two years, a U.S. record!

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 27, 2018

    The president pointed out that there is a full scale manhunt going on in California for an illegal immigrant killer.

    There is right now a full scale manhunt going on in California for an illegal immigrant accused of shooting and killing a police officer during a traffic stop. Time to get tough on Border Security. Build the Wall!

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 27, 2018

  38. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Fake news went ape shit over this in a comedy of dumbth. And this after first reporting that Trump’s the first President to not visit the troops over the holidays. Uh except he did. The mainstream is so useless and inaccurate as to warrant being totally ignored. They’re so desperate to report Trump failure they run away like idiots with their hair on fire before ever getting the story close to right. It’s like Chunkles McFatso Johnsuck is running the mainstream news media.

    .@FLOTUS Melania and I were honored to visit our incredible troops at Al Asad Air Base in Iraq. GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.!

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 26, 2018

    This immediately prompted howls and headlines that Trump exposed “covert” and “classified” ops from pundits and the media; however, a number of military and special forces experts, including some members of American special forces themselves quickly pointed out this was hugely exaggerated given that SEAL team 5 — the unit Trump posed with while they wore full combat gear and night vision goggles — is a “white” unit (meaning not classified), whose deployment with Combined Joint Special Operations Task Force Iraq (CJSOTF-I) is public knowledge.

  39. rightymouse says:

    In your dreams. The wet ones. 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      The golden wet ones. According to Chunk’s followers there’s also a poo tape. And an incest tape with Ivanka! It all cost Shrillbeast the election she so richly deserved.

      And it’s funny when they ask Shrillery if she’d like to run again she says no. But says she’d just like to be Preezydunce! It’s clear all along she never thought she should have to fight for it. She expected it to be given to her.

      • rightymouse says:

        Ten quatloos sez she runs again but loses the primary to someone else. Biden?

        • Abu Penis Penis Penis lol says:

          Beto? Barf.

          • Octopus says:

            A donkey is an ass, right? Well, my ass could run against Shrillary and beat her.

            She and tired old Slick Willie have had to practically pay people to attend their ill-considered speaking tour. It’s over, bitch. Nobody likes you.

  40. Abu Penis Penis Penis lol says:

    I have a five day weekend! So much college football, Bears on Sunday…. I gotta do something productive so the plan is to clean and restring my guitars and try talking myself into parting with a couple.

    I might even dive into them Swamp for a laugh. Question: any risk if I try to log-in at LGF? Asking for a former Lizard.

  41. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    OK thanks for the baby talk baby boy. Don’t evah smack someone in the face and not expect to get smacked back in the face. Wow Such wisdom. Let’s get rid of all the ignance. Words to live by.

    “The way America was built, and the way people talk. The president said to build a wall to keep Mexicans out. This country was built off of — they killed Indians, built off the backs of the blacks,” he told the newspaper in April. “So yet, they tell us to keep quiet. So at the end of the day, let’s confront the situation and let’s bring humanity and friendship and let’s get rid of all the ignorance. Let’s face it head-on, let’s look at each other as humans. I always live by this one law: Treat each other like you want to be treated. You don’t ever want to smack someone in the face and don’t expect to get smacked back. It’s just that simple fact. Don’t treat someone bad and expect not to be treated the same way. That’s just how it is.”

  42. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    The girls were brave to the end. Only cries out for her mother and turns over to get it over with quicker realizing she’s facing death. If these little mongrel mutts ever had to face real Swedes with murderous resolve it would be over for them quickly. I can’t help thinking the sad death cult Islam is waking a sleeping giant. It’s waking slowly but waking it is.

    PJW’s take on it all

    • rightymouse says:

      Makes me want to cry and throw up at the same time. 😦

      • Octopus says:

        It’s sickening and sad. I just wish people would wake up to the fact that the RoP(ieces) is not a fun little culture to explore and enjoy. It’s a medieval nightmare.

        • Octopus says:

          P.S. I don’t see any signs of Sweden waking up, to be honest. They seem intent on committing national suicide.

        • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

          I know probably wishful on my part. But I just know these people are descended from very gleeful violent folk. You probably shouldn’t be poking them with a stick or murdering their young maidens just to see what happens.

          • Octopus says:

            I hope you’re right. Self-preservation is a basic human instinct, and we’re all genetic survivors here. Sweden is being rat-fucked by pc douchetards, currently. They need to release their inner-Vikings, and soon.

  43. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    There are so many. Where to start?!

  44. Octopus says:

    Left eating the Left again in SF. Jews, please stop supporting these shitbird-fascists!

  45. Octopus says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆

    I just can’t deal with this genderqueered stuff anymore.

    • Bunk X says:

      That clarinet player looks nervous.

      • Octopus says:

        Somehow he knew he was going to get critiqued on Youtube 50 years later. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          “walking stick” equals Penis Penis Penis LOL. You should know this by now. Anything referred to in bluesy song that is longer than it is wide is referring to a schlong. 😆

          “Sometimes a cigar is just a penis.”
          — Sigmund Freud

          • Abu bin Bears Bears Bears lol says:

            “Sometimes a cigar is just a Penis Penis Penis LOL.”
            – – me

            / I didn’t want capital Ps, but there it is. Fucking spellnazi.

  46. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Yet another NBC fake news story retraction. Clearly they write the story they want which shits on Trump. Then retract when actual journalists show up with the facts. One of the oldest news organizations must know that the President’s movements around the holidays are secret. If they want to write a story about him not visiting the troops they must know they have to wait until the holidays are past. Instead they step right on the rake and take a nice teeth flying bash to the face. Fucking crooked idiots. To be expected from an outfit that REHIRED Brian Williams who not only made up stories, but the stories aggrandized himself, besmirched a President unjustly and stole valor from our brave soldiers.

    Here’s Brian Williams who has a nightly show on AMESSNBC after more than 30 stories were documented as lies with NBC superstar Matt Lauer who locked women in his office and butt raped them with dildoes or something. No one’s really sure because lib chicks usually just take the butt raping and say nothing as long as everyone’s fighting the good fight making up lies against Trump! Great news org ya got there.

    • Octopus says:

      “Who’s trumpeting whom tonight, Brian?”
      “I think it’s your turn again, Matt. My tongue is well-oiled and rested.”

  47. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    So he’s discussing his new show called “Kidding”. And just happens to mention that Trump and all his supporters (esp. Christians) are cancerous raping zombies that need to be excised from society. Well alrighty then!!!

  48. Octopus says:

    The saddest GoFundMe ever! 😦

    The self-contributions under “Anonymous” are cringe-worthy in the extreme. Not to mention, completely ineffective in “priming the pump” for others to help out. How embarrassing! 😳

    15 hours ago

    9 days ago

    24 days ago

    3 months ago

    3 months ago


  49. Octopus says:

    But you spend your whole life tweeting malarkey to morons, and get shitfaced every night on cheap booze and ditchweed. Is that your own social movement? Is it better in any way than what you describe? How’s the weather?

  50. Octopus says:

    Why isn’t he arrested yet, though? You’ve been saying it’s imminent since a month after he got elected. But nothing. No pee tape, even. Just poo on your head. 😆

  51. rightymouse says:

    Apparently, the dude at the vape shop (video above), got fired. Good. What a childish jerk.

    • Octopus says:

      His high-pitched screeching and refusal to sell the store’s goods wasn’t considered optimal optics by the management? Quelle surprise! 😆

      In all honesty, the Trumpster baited him like a pro-troll. Good work!

  52. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I stumbled upon this. Listen to it. It’s REALLY GOOD.

  53. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Wow. So many media outlets are throwing their own previous credibility and professionality out the window out of Trump hatred. So Cosmo now has proclaimed klutzy big legged and big assed black cows as the pinnacle of fashion? And relegated a stunning gorgeous Slovenian model who happens to be married to President Trump a dumpy dish rag? Not that I ever read Cosmo other than to look at the girls in the ads but if it ever had any credibility as a fashion and beauty authority it has now lost all of that.

    Libturd beauty

    Trump women

  54. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    So many of the commenters are clueless assholes trying to call her a bitch or a whore. I can totally see where she’s coming from. Married guys coming onto her are a waste of her time. They don’t want a relationship. They want a screw behind their wife’s back. They will certainly find someone to help them with that. But this popular pretty singer can certainly do better than some desperate doubting husband who regrets getting married and having a family.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Funny too, she specifically said the guy has THREE CHILDREN. How many NFL players have 3 children. Probably a few but it’s finite. How many wives are checking the phones and reviewing the body signals. Hmmmm he seems a little distant these days….. They’re women. They WILL find out! FOOL. LOL!

      • Octopus says:

        He’ll be outed within hours. 😆

        What I always tell younger married guys who are talking about cheating — unless you’re ready for divorce and all the hell that brings, don’t do it! You always get caught eventually, and you will pay the price.

        Some guys don’t care, obviously. The novelty is worth the risk, or they’re looking to escape a bad marriage. I can’t speak to that, as I got lucky 🍀.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s one of the great Carole King’s greatest and most-covered songs, btw. I don’t know how many times I’ve heard it at the end of great local sets, by singers and bands of all persuasions. Her version on “Tapestry” used to ring through the halls of my co-ed dorm in ’80 and ’81. Later, I used to hear punk versions, folkie versions, disco versions and whatever else was happening at the bars I used to patrol in the late-70’s – early ’80’s.

      • Octopus says:

        The backing vocals by James Taylor and Joni Mitchell are so good. The musicianship and production on the whole album are state of the art. The songwriting was matchless.

        • Abu bin Bears Bears Bears lol says:

          If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were, er, ah, never mind. I Feel the Earth Move is exactly what you described in your, er, ah, yeah.

      • rightymouse says:

        Didn’t this come out in like 1971? I remember taking a radio to the beach & listening to songs from this album.

        • Octopus says:

          Yep, it was an oldie when I was in college, but still very popular with a certain type of young gal. Emotional stuff, you know?

  55. Octopus says:

    Something To Ponder: If Chunky McDumbth hadn’t cratered his very successful blog back in ’09, he could have monetized or sold LGF for millions, as that “mashed-up bag of meat” Michelle Malkin did around then. Now he’s begging for pfennigs from pfools, living in their parents’ basements, and not getting a minimum MacDonald’s wage, much less Mercedes or Rolls Royce money. But he keeps begging. No shame.

    Hi, Phatass! 😆

  56. Octopus says:

    Hawt take, Fatass! Because when shitty parents from shithole countries frog-march their poor undernourished, dehydrated children hundreds of miles at the sick behest of Leftist shitheels in order to make some kind of political point, and the kids contract illnesses that kill them, it’s clearly President Trump’s fault. You smart. You make good money from donations for continue smart. No more Anonymous self-give. 😆

  57. Abu bin Bears Bears Bears lol says:

    Nice goin’, Cap’n Sidebar.
    Now I’ll read the content.

  58. Octopus says:

    I think Chunky has tweeted this donut’s climate-goo before. Surprised he didn’t freak out over this one. 😆

    Note: It’s currently high summer in Antarctica.

  59. Abu bin Bears Bears Bears lol says:

    Let’s see: if Pakimog’s Eagles win and da Bears win, I’m told Philly is in.

    Shout out to Octo’s Lions for putting Aaron Rodgers in the concussion protocol, before halftime! Hopefully he decides on a career change and lives well away from the game.

  60. Octopus says:


  61. Octopus says:

    Monumental!!!1! 🤪😎🔥😢

    How about that heat wave in Penguin Town, Fatass? So hot 🥵!

  62. Octopus says:

    This joke is from “The Big Fat Book Of Incel Humor.” Hilarious, eh wot?

  63. Octopus says:

    This is that gal who’s accusing the married football player of coming on to her. Last year, she was accusing a record producer of sexual harassment. When I heard this song, I thought, “Hmm…sensing a theme, here.” I guess she’s just too hot for men to resist.

  64. Octopus says:

    A person like yourself, you mean. Yeah, that’s a scary thought. 😱

  65. Abu bin Bears Bears Bears lol says:

    Paki’s Eagles are in, but with lots of broken quarterbacks.

    • Octopus says:

      Don’t they have some rookie they can throw in there, to win them another Super Bowl? Isn’t that how they roll?

  66. rightymouse says:

    Hubby & son are leaving for the Rose Bowl today. 😦 Will miss them. I have to stay & take care of the doggy.

  67. rightymouse says:

    Amphetamines kicking in?

  68. Octopus says:

    They’re not, Fatass. You would post the evidence if they were, trying to support your pathetic myth of being some kind of brave anti-Trumper freedom fighter, rather than a failed and broke-ass basement blogger, begging for bupkus.

  69. Octopus says:

    This is pure gold, actually. Louis is a pig who got off for years masturbating in front of females who were looking for a shot in the biz, but not a cumshot in their face. He was also a confirmed lefty who ripped everything remotely conservative, in the most vile, dishonest, easy way. The Left loved him!

    Now, after he was turned out into the cold during the #metoo frenzy, he has turned on the PC Police in a major way. They’re talking about his jokes about the Parkwood survivors to ramp up the outrage, but he’s really ripping on the whole snowflake generation. They don’t like it! 😕😭😤

    It will be interesting to see where he goes from here. He’s still an asshole, but maybe he can evolve into something decent.

  70. rightymouse says:

    Am watching the Twilight Zone marathon on tv. Good times. 🙂

  71. rightymouse says:

    Major rain storm in progress. Better than snow. 😉

    • Abu bin Bears Bears Bears lol says:

      Glad no sneaux in your neck of Ohio. We had an inch the other day but today it rained .5 inch so no shoveling to close out 2018.

      Like, totally off topic: I read another 45,000 intelligent people left Illinoise this year. I’m hoping Mrs and I can follow soon. Hard to laugh at dems when you’re helping to foot the bill.

      • Octopus says:

        So much rain here today. If it was snow there’d be 8-10” by now. The snow is coming soon, say the experts. This time, I believe them. We always get some every year.

    • Bunk X says:

      It’s blowing like Charles here.

  72. Octopus says:

    “Angry white people with money.” Why they so angry? 🤔

  73. Chunk’s taking down Trump bigly! says:

    Happy New Year!!! 🍸😝