Charles Johnson threatens Doxxing using info from Little Green Footballs’ Contact Form.

Use the Little Green Footballs “Contact Form” at your own risk. Dude’s got a Correlator Tool.

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316 Comments on “Charles Johnson threatens Doxxing using info from Little Green Footballs’ Contact Form.”

  1. Bunk X says:

    Charles, this was debunked a long while ago.

  2. Minnow says:

    Charles, did you remember to wipe yourself today?

    • Bunk X says:

      I need a Twitter account to post truth to fatass in his own feed sack.

      • dezzez says:

        Throw away emails are really cheep

        • Bunk X says:

          Yeah, but I’m lazy. Been banned from Twitter too many times for nothing. It’s a no-win game with a stacked deck and the card values change randomly.

          When there are TOS with vague definitions, you can be banned for anything. I was accused of “aggressive following.” I speak English, and the phrase means nothing; Twitter doesn’t define it either, but uses it as an excuse to enact Shutuppery Law.

  3. dezzez says:

  4. rightymouse says:

    Am a Grandmother for the 6th time today!! She was 10 lbs!! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  5. rightymouse says:

    R.I.P. to President George Bush Sr.

  6. rightymouse says:

    We’re going to pick out our Xmas tree today. YAYYYYYYY! Always helps me to get in the spirit! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Octopus says:

      We went faux a few years ago. Pre-lighted and everything. So easy, and no needles for wifey to clean up. Light a Christmas candle or two, and youโ€™re right in the piney woods, talking to the squirrels ๐Ÿฟ.

      • rightymouse says:

        We had a tiny faux silver Xmas tree in Bangkok. I hated it. Swore that I would only have real ones when I had my own home & family. ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Octopus says:

          We had real ones for 30 yrs as marrieds…She got tired of picking up the needles for several months in the New Year. Not that I didn’t help, but…less stress is always nice.

          At least it’s green, and not silver. Those things are horrors. My neighbors used to have a silver one that had rotating lights turning it pink, blue, purple, and bleccchhh. Awful!

  7. Octopus says:

    What a concept. ๐Ÿ˜†

  8. rightymouse says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

  9. dezzez says:

  10. dezzez says:

    Chuck has gone full grammar nazi.

  11. Bunk X says:

    For those of you watching the OSU game (rightymouse)

  12. ISTE says:

    LOL

    Every so often I get my shit together…

    Tonight is one of those times…..

    YEAH!!!!!

  13. windbag says:

    This ought to get things going until the coffee kicks in.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Fatso passed out at Walmart.

  15. Octopus says:

    This is nuts. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  16. Octopus says:

    Things Much Better To Watch Than Lions “Football:”

    Thanks to Tacky Raccoons for that one. ๐Ÿ™‚

  17. dezzez says:

    Chuck is actually retweeting this crap?
    The Pentagon budget from 1789 to 2018 has totaled $18 trillion!
    Chuck is literally too stupid to even mock any more.

    • Bunk X says:

      Wait, what? The Pentagon was completed in January 1943.
      Last I heard, US Military spending was about 16% of the federal budget.

      • dezzez says:

        It’s so far off that it’s beyond belief anyone with half a brain could ever take it seriously, But we are talking about Chuck and his merry band of morons.

  18. Bunk X says:

    LOL.

    “Mama needs a new hip bone.”

    • Bunk X says:

      If he’s selling his life story rights, can’t we buy them and re-write them? We could turn him into a quadrasexual alien nematode.

  19. Bunk X says:

    Amazing that Snopes verified this as true.
    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/warm-welcome/

  20. Octopus says:

    Hey, buddy, if it’s not too much trouble, would you mind stepping into this janitorial closet and fucking yourself with the mop-handle? Thanks!

  21. Octopus says:

    You’ve got him this time, Chunky! He should be behind bars by February. ๐Ÿ˜†

  22. rightymouse says:

    [video src="https://video.dailymail.co.uk/preview/mol/2018/12/03/4523225294814594710/636x382_MP4_4523225294814594710.mp4" /]

    ๐Ÿ˜†

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6454249/Meet-Nepalese-bus-driver-licks-forehead.html

  23. rightymouse says:

    Nobody has donated in 2 months. ๐Ÿ˜†
    Hint: You’re a loser, Fatso.

    • Octopus says:

      Nobody, but nobody, gives a flying fuck at a rolling ๐Ÿฉ.

    • dezzez says:

      Give me free money so I can eat something besides a f**king cheese sandwich that I just tried to make sound like a world class dish.

      • Octopus says:

        Eating olives and cheese is “very legal and very cool.” Umm-kay.

        Psssst, Chunky — you’ve lost your last marble. Maybe it rolled under the futon. ๐Ÿ˜†

      • Bunk X says:

        That’s Atari codespeak for a quart of Mountain Dew and two bags of Chee-Tos.

    • Bunk X says:

      Name one crime, ‘face.
      Littering?

      • Octopus says:

        The hairdo. Though I have to admit, it kind of grows on you. Unlike Chunky’s greasy, gray ponytail, which just makes people sad.

  24. dezzez says:

    Maybe Chuck could use his GoFundMe cash to buy some headphones…. bwhahaha.
    Hell on Earth, what a hyperventilating douche bag.

  25. Octopus says:

    https://hotair.com/archives/2018/12/01/neil-degrasse-tyson-investigated/

    The Left be circling the wagons around Kneel-Dat-Ass, for sure. Because they Fucking Love Science, as long as it agrees with their Media Matters waddling orders. With Cosby, they could point to his chastising of welfare leeches and family-abandoning deadbeat Dads, as proof of his less-than-pure character. How will they handle the next wave of accusers on their favorite Real Scientist Genius? Beeg problemo! Let’s watch together.

    • Bunk X says:

      You can hear that .gif.

      • Octopus says:

        I once built a house of cards nearly that big, and like this kid, knocked it down myself with an errant placement. I never built another nearly as tall — I wonder if this kid finished his incredible pyramid, or just went straight to smoking dope for his high-wire thrills, like I did. ๐Ÿ˜†

  26. Octopus says:

    https://pjmedia.com/blog/ivy-league-students-kick-snl-comedian-nimesh-patel-off-stage/

    Oh. My. Gawd. OHMIGOD!!1!

    Our parents generation were rightly lauded as “The Greatest Generation.” This bunch of ninnies is making a very, very strong bid for “The Worst Generation.” Tough competition there, especially from the Dirty Hippie Generation. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Abu bin Squid says:

      I vote hippies. The damage theyโ€™ve done is yuuuuuge. Maybe the Mils wil do worse but they are slackers. I hope.

      • Bunk X says:

        The Mils are alright, but they’re naive about history. “Socialism’s not that bad. Look at Ohio.”

    • Octopus says:

      This idiot steps on more rakes than anyone we’ve seen besides Fatass. She’s been good for at least one wowser per week, and she isn’t even in office yet. ๐Ÿ˜†

  27. Octopus says:

    Woke up with this song in my head, which is kind of ominous:

    Song was written and produced by the late great Norman Whitfield, probably the most influential and innovative producer in the Sixties’ Motown stable.

  28. Octopus says:

    A mic-dropper for Ramirez. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Also, for Trump, whose solid endorsement of Pelosi as Speaker was a brilliant tactical move. The guy may not be a career politician, but he’s already a master.

    I was talking to some dumbheads at the office yesterday, younger and even more callow than myself, who were convinced completely that Trump was destined to be a one-termer like George H.W. Bush. I just smiled and nodded, not wanting to get into a vicious political argument. But who are the Dems going to bring forth as their champion? Biden? Fauxcahontas? Shrillary? The commie gal who thinks we can pay for universal health care with Pentagon accounting errors? Moochelle? Rosie O’Donnell?

  29. Octopus says:

    https://www.redstate.com/streiff/2018/12/02/seattles-police-become-enforcers-antifa/

    The horrible mutants who call themselves Antifa are supported by Portland police, now. Andy Ngo is going to get himself killed, trying to cover their antics. He’s a gay Asian-American journalist, btw.

    Optics aside, I can’t help myself, while watching these videos, imagining how quickly the situation could be remedied with a few firehoses and some feisty police dogs. They want something to cry about, I’d be happy to give it to them.

  30. Octopus says:

    I’m pretty sure Nirvana’s acoustic cover of this song from their MTV Unplugged show sold more copies of this song than the original. Both are great, imho.

  31. Octopus says:

    If Chunky possessed one-millionth of the soul that Billy Gibbons puts into every blues lick, he’d be…well, he’d still be a fat loser fuck. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Desperate calls for cash infusion go unheeded! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  32. rightymouse says:

    No he doesn’t. But you definitely sound like a stupid idiot.

  33. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://spectator.us/camille-paglia-hillary-trump/

    It doesn’t even surprise me that she gets EVERYTHING.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Multiple bull’s-eyes,all through the same hole.

      How do you “get” all that and still call yourself a Democrat? I guess I should look for her blistering take on so-called Republicans, it has to be twice as brutal.

  34. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://pagesix.com/2018/12/03/madonna-goes-after-lady-gaga-in-latest-instagram/?_ga=2.35297441.1051984005.1543890915-1073313886.1542905213

    This can be settled quite quickly. Gaga merely need challenge her to a singing competition. Oh wait, Gaga’s too classy to do that.

    In 2016, Gaga said in an interview, โ€œMadonna and I are very different โ€ฆ I play a lot of instruments. I write all my own music. I spend hours a day in the studio. Iโ€™m a producer. Iโ€™m a writer. What I do is different.โ€

    Oh and ten times the singer. Old lady pop tart needs to shut up.

  35. rightymouse says:

    HAHAHAHA!! Fatso is an economics expert! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  36. dezzez says:

  37. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/12/huge-donor-to-clinton-crime-family-indicted-for-defrauding-us-to-win-8-billion-military-contract/

    Shrillery Rotten Klingon – You weren’t supposed to get caught you dumb friggin’ muzzies. Now how am I going to get a kickback for my slush er…..foundation? mother $%#@!%&*

  38. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/12/schwarzenegger-tells-un-global-warming-conference-he-wishes-he-could-travel-back-in-time-and-terminate-fossil-fuels/

    We all must cut back so Arnie can have a 10,000 sq ft villa with a pool (heated, no doubt)

  39. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/12/exclusive-will-congress-ask-james-comey-why-clinton-connected-bomber-was-working-with-the-doj-dhs-during-the-2016-election/

    Wow. Obungle’s DOJ had Brett Kimberlin, well documented violent scumbag and POS on their payroll. Like Chunky, he doesn’t like anyone to bring up his past and is vindictive. But unlike Chunky he’s vindictive in the meat world. Two right wing bloggers who simply described the truth about him, that he’s a terrorist, murderer and pedophile who did serious time were swatted (anonymous 911 call claiming someone had been shot) at their residence. This guy is bad fuckin’ news. Shows you what a joke DOJ has become along with FBI and CIA.

    Makes me wonder too now if he had something to do with Michelle Malkin’s missing niece. He’s that evil.

  40. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/cracks-in-iran-deal-coalition-europeans-fume-over-tehran-missile-test

    U.S. Ambassador Nikki Haley said in a statement Tuesday that the Iranian test was “dangerous and concerning, but not surprising” and called on the Council to act.

    โ€œThe United States has repeatedly warned the world about Iranโ€™s deliberate efforts to destabilize the Middle East and defy international norms. The international community cannot keep turning a blind eye every time Iran blatantly ignores Security Council resolutions,” she said.

    “If the Security Council is serious about holding Iran accountable and enforcing our resolutions, then at a minimum we should be able to deliver a unanimous condemnation of this provocative missile test.”

    However, diplomats emerging from the closed-door meeting said while there were expressions of concern about Iran’s activity, there were no immediate plans for any action against Iran in response.

    Thank God we have the UN watchdog!

  41. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/south-carolina-woman-kills-escaped-jail-inmate-who-kicked-down-her-door-sheriff-says

    More awesome reporting from Fox News website.

    After he entered the home, McLaughlin grabbed a knife sharpening tool from the kitchen and headed toward the womanโ€™s bedroom around 3 a.m.

    Wha?

    Oh well. Anyway she had a gun and offed the scumbag so all’s well that ends well.

  42. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://insider.foxnews.com/2018/12/04/joe-biden-gaffe-machine-im-most-qualified-person-be-president-2020

    He never learns does he? You think Trump wouldn’t want this lying sack of shit cheater as an opponent more than anything in the world? Better than crooked Shrillbeast.

    Lied that he graduated top of class when he was 76 our of 85. Easily checked. Nearly got thrown out of school for plaigerizing on a paper. Later used a British politician’s speech and adopted the poor guy’s whole life story as his own. Until he (of course!) was caught. Not only is this idiot a crooked liar he ALWAYS gets caught. These aren’t “gaffes”. There’s no way Trump and his boys will miss any of that. He’ll be easy fodder and if he has any Demoncrap friends they should stop him from making one last humiliating punctuation to his already dubious story. Being Obungle’s punchline VP was bad enough.

  43. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/12/fate-of-nevertrump-magazine-the-weekly-standard-uncertain-may-close-operations-within-weeks/

    Never understood why these guys would continue opposing Trump after he was elected. It’s fine to oppose him and back others of course. But now that he’s our guy are you saying you’re anti-business-friendly, anti-low employment, pro open borders, against conservative SCOTUS judges? WTF? These dipshits were pro-Shrilldebeast which would have continued the Obungle nightmare but with a likelihood of WWIII. And like they’d get any thanks for that anyway. Demoncraps would continue calling them Nazis as they still do.

  44. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/beto-orourke-met-with-barack-obama-as-he-ponders-a-2020-presidential-campaign/2018/12/04/fa895cc8-f7fb-11e8-8d64-4e79db33382f_story.html?utm_term=.9f36c0408f88

    And the liberal pinhead comments are adorable!

    1 hour ago
    Well, he’s the right age to run as a Democratic presidential candidate (late 40s/early 50s), and assuming he carries his home state it would “almost” be impossible for him to lose to Trump. Let’s see how the next few months play out.

    And the right wing troll comments are hysterical.

    1 hour ago
    Obama can show Beto how far to bow when meeting a head of state. Barry bent down so low for the Saudis it was almost sex!

    • Bunk X says:

      “Do not bow to an opponent such that the center of your face is less than one half an arm’s length to the head of his clothed penis or he shall smite you.” — โ€ŽSun Tzu

      Okay, I made that up.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s pretty awesome, but I have to admit: I thought Dole was already dead. Sorry!

      • rightymouse says:

        Me too! ๐Ÿ™„
        I did find out today that one of my favorite gal pals at work (a Republican) actually voted for Hillary & told me today “did you know Bush Sr. did too”? I told her that I did know that, but was shocked she did. We’re still friends, but seriously, we do need to have some private conversations!! Oy!

        • Octopus says:

          I think the idea of having our first female President blinded a lot of people to her glaring faults, and deafened their ears to her shrill and evil cackling. The reality of that greedy, power-hungry skank being Commander-In-Chief would have been…so gross.

  45. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Take a ride.

  46. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    You gotta love Mort Drucker.

  47. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    LOL!

  48. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    As I see them I remember them all now. Mort was a fricking lunatic. He’s 89 and still kicking too.

    • KGB says:

      Keep ’em coming! My dad and I didn’t exactly share the same sense of humor, but through things like MAD Magazine, Barney Miller, and the Odd Couple, he certainly played a big role in how mine formed.

    • Octopus says:

      Mad Magazine was so great. I received a big pile of the early issues from my cousin in Buffalo when I was about 10, and kept reading it for the next ten years at least.

      • Bunk X says:

        My first issue was June 1966, featuring “Loused Up In Space.”

        Mort Drucker blew me away with his caricatures.

  49. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I’m clearly doing something wrong in life.

    https://www.foxnews.com/tech/ryan-of-toysreview-7-is-youtubes-highest-paid-star

    Ryan, otherwise known under the account โ€œRyan ToysReview,โ€ topped Forbes’ list of highest-paid YouTubers, which was published on Monday, after he raked in an estimated $22 million from his reviews from June 2017 until June 2018.

  50. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I don’t know why I was surprised how funny they still are. I mean laugh out loud HA HA funny which is my criteria for funny.

  51. Octopus says:

  52. Octopus says:

    https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2018/12/04/nailed-it-comedian-anthony-jeselnik-knows-exactly-why-comics-should-keep-performing-for-sjws-at-columbia/

    Jeselnik is deadly, ruthless and way too funny for the SJW’s to handle, with their thumb-sucking safe-spaces. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      He’s always had a sort of delicious wickedness about him. Glad he hasn’t let the SJWs ruin that.

  53. Octopus says:

    “Timelines and everythang.” He said, before going back to his google-searching of “Used sex robots for sale.”

    I wonder if they make one that looks like Maddow, or if he’d have to just order a dude-version. Call Lewd-Wank and see if he’s upgraded from Miss Ssss — he was up on the latest scientific advancements.

  54. rightymouse says:

    It’s been a weird, but interesting day. Am going to make a drink & go decorate the tree. Hubby got the lights put up. ๐Ÿ™‚

  55. ISTE says:

    No more wild nights for Lucy!!!!

  56. Octopus says:

    Gus feeling The Big Chill in Denver…

    What am I gaining from life? What am I gaining from my work? What am I gaining from spending far too much time on Twitter?
    43 minutes ago

    You don’t work. You tweet all day, every day, and fry your brain in the evenings. You’re gaining nothing.

    Where do I go from here?
    44 minutes ago

    Should go to rehab, but you’ll probably end up in the alley behind Safeway again.

  57. Octopus says:

    Projecting his own reliance for Waddling Orders onto the President, who makes the news that your slimy Soros creeps spend all their time distorting.

    • Bunk X says:

      There’s a connection between Charles Johnson and Brett Kimberlin, and it’s closer than you might think.

  58. Bunk X says:

    I didn’t catch it earlier, but that’s some serious Chuckmocking dark humor there.

  59. Octopus says:

    ๐Ÿ˜†

  60. Octopus says:

    Fatass took note of our mocking of his GoFundMe disaster, and anonymously donated $100 to himself. Oh, the pitiful loser! ๐Ÿ˜†

  61. Octopus says:

    Because his enormous bulk is fused to his futon, he will be calling himself “Sofa King” from now on. I like it! ๐Ÿ˜†

  62. Octopus says:

    Poor Chunky! His ancient, flickering Apple is on life-support, with no way to upgrade, and there’s no money in the kitty for a new one. What on Earth will he do?!

    No, he won’t get a job. Jobs are beneath a man of his stature. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • KGB says:

      A home computer is a major investment?

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Buy a new computer Fatso. You spend all day insulting people with it which is supposedly your “business” model. Give me money so I can criticize the right so you don’t have to!. Um no one needs to pay someone to criticize people on the internet you dimwit. That’s why you’re limping along on an out-dated machine and have no income, no money and no friends.

      • rightymouse says:

        No car, either. He has to waddle around Culver City.
        Speaking of Culver City, I worked there back in the mid to late 80’s when Wang Labs had yuuge building overlooking the freeway. Wonder what happened to it. Mebbe Bunk knows. ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Please pay Chunk to fight the Nazis under his bed says:

          They went bankrupt in โ€˜92. Then got bought out several times and are no longer a distinct entity. I read that on Wikipedia. I guess they were a small competitor to IBM in the business machines market.

          • rightymouse says:

            I left Wang right after they posted their first big loss. Went to work for Data General. Right before I quit DG, the lights started going out in their Southern Cal office where I worked. DG had a new management team in that office made up of the biggest assholes I’ve ever seen in my life.

          • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

            Yah. You can tell when management’s lying saying everything’s OK except they’ve stopped buying basic office supplies like sticky pads and white out. LOL! Went through that once myself.

        • Bunk X says:

          I think I know which building. It’s magical and jazzy, and it overlooks stuff.

        • Pakimon says:

          Hehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh

          rightymouse said “Wang”.

    • dezzez says:

      It is a safe bet that the Mac Chuck is mourning is around 10 years old, every company known to man stops supporting old outdated products.
      But Chuck is special, And Apple should continue to waste resources on machines that can no longer support newer technologies.
      Sorry Chuck, but Apple just told you to “go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw”

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        I just replaced my old PC. I was really active on it from like 2005 to about 4 years ago. Then one day about 3 years ago it just would not boot. Did all the recovery steps and kept getting a big FU. Hard drive crash. So I got around to taking it over to the old MicroCenter. And I’m like can you recover this hard drive? And they’re like titter titter titter LOL!. One of them considered it a museum piece. Yes it has an AMD Athlon processor at 2.6 SCREAMING mghz. nVidea GeForce graphics card. They’re like yeah I think my granny has one newer than this. Like my old one had a cable hook up and I could record shows. They’re like you can’t do that anymore. It’s not legal. They’re like I would just probably have it crunched. LOL!! So I authorized that and bought some future alien monstrous thing sitting in my basement that’s probably plotting to link up with SkyNet.

        I had SO. MUCH. FUN. on that old machine though. I played Battlefield 2142 and played against people all over the world. It was just so fun. You can’t even play the computer with those games now. Creative Arts won’t support them or create a new version comparable to the old. I also played a lot of Boggle which I just need to download I suppose. Can’t find my disk. And a poker game where the dealer has a New Zealand accent. “You have bet the big blind.” And what not and so forth. Good good times

  63. Octopus says:

    https://apple.news/AbNOhkyXaQ5yip_ux5JR48Q

    So embarrassing that the MSM fixated on Trump during the funeral. Journalism!

    • rightymouse says:

      That was so pathetic, even for Daily Mail.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      How stinging to be criticized for not being pious enough by a bunch of MSM atheists. And no criticism for Preezydunce Butt Grab for reading it despite a life of humping any woman that will hold still so long as she’s not his wife?

  64. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.weaselzippers.us/404714-migrant-teen-gives-birth-in-us-hospital-after-climbing-border-wall/

    So now this libturd stunt has women imminently pregnant climbing border walls in order to invade our country. The baby could be dead had she fallen. This is ridiculous. And she and her husband have nothing. No money. Everything for the baby had to be donated. That’s the kind of person the left wants to come in in droves. And they’re going up to Columbus, OH to await their asylum request process. Where they will undoubtedly be on assistance until they take low skilled jobs. Great. We really need more illiterate dishwashers. They seem like nice people but I can’t help wondering if it would be cheaper to invade Honduras militarily and occupy them until they have a functioning economy.

  65. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/12/ungrateful-honduran-illegal-migrant-who-complained-about-mexican-pig-food-is-seen-dining-in-dallas-texas/

    Because our country needs more well-fed overweight Hondurans who like to eat out.

  66. dezzez says:

    Paris has been burning for a week because of a climate change tax.
    I wonder why fatty continues to ignore it all.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/12/trump-mocks-macron-blames-french-riots-paris-climate-accord-181205091606078.html

      Because he would then have to acknowledge that Trump was absolutely right about keeping America out of the Paris climate accord. It would be pure punishment and the bad faith actors like China would keep polluting anyway.

      “I am glad that my friend @EmmanuelMacron and the protestors in Paris have agreed with the conclusion I reached two years ago. The Paris Agreement is fatally flawed because it raises the price of energy for responsible countries while whitewashing some of the worst polluters in the world,” Trump wrote in the tweets.

      I want clean air and clean water and have been making great strides in improving Americaโ€™s environment. But American taxpayers โ€“ and American workers โ€“ shouldnโ€™t pay to clean up others countriesโ€™ pollution.

      โ€” Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 4, 2018

    • Bunk X says:

      Wow. We’ve been measuring Greenland’s “ice sheet” since 1668?

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles, there are more Democrats in office than Republicans. Let’s make Greenland green again.

  67. ISTE says:

    Lucy needs to find somewhere else to live.

    ๐Ÿ™‚

  68. Bunk X says:

    Wow. Almost 250 comments. I don’t know what to do, Babs.

  69. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/07/entertainment/kevin-hart-oscars-step-down/index.html

    Because he’s homophobic like most black guys.

    The other funny thing is libturds decrying the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside.”

    What the left didn’t find offensive starting with “Slob On My Knob”. Never said a word about any of these. Half were prolly on Preezydunce Obungle’s iPhone playlist.

    https://blackamericaweb.com/playlist/most-offensive-lyrics-of-all-time/

  70. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Heh!

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/warren-expressing-concern-about-releasing-dna-analysis-on-native-american-heritage-report-says

    The Cherokee Nation also slammed Warren in a statement

    โ€œA DNA test is useless to determine tribal citizenship,โ€ Cherokee Nation Secretary of State Chuck Hoskin Jr., said. โ€œUsing a DNA test to lay claim to any connection to the Cherokee Nation or any tribal nation, even vaguely, is inappropriate and wrong.โ€

    Can she insult these people any more?

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Meant that as a reply to Don Surber’s Trumpenfreude list of which she’s a prominent listee for this very reason.

  71. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Well, Frank Loesser was clearly a perverted scumbag closet rapist for writing Baby It’s Cold Outside. So insidious and sinister and micro-aggressive in a white male way. Here’s another song that starts with “Baby” which is much more wholesome.

  72. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Such an awesome game!

    • Please pay Chunk to fight the Nazis under his bed says:

      No one in their right mind fly or fight. But we will 2142. Because weโ€™re alive again in 12 SECONDS ๐Ÿ˜.

    • Please pay Chunk to fight the Nazis under his bed says:

      Let me try this again.

      No one in their right mind would fly or fight like that. But we would in 2142 because weโ€™re alive again in 12 SECONDS!

      #hashedmypostohwell

  73. Please pay Chunk to fight the Nazis under his bed says:

    Fly or fight like that, that is

  74. rightymouse says:

    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, โ€œYou Can Be The Man Of Your House.โ€

    He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, โ€œFrom now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when Iโ€™m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of fun that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess whoโ€™s going to dress me and comb my hair?โ€

    The wife replied, โ€œThe damn funeral director would be my first guess.โ€
    ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

  75. Bunk X says:

    “It’ll be the best Presidential funeral ever.” What a puke.

  76. Bunk X says:

    I have no idea what this means.

  77. dezzez says:

    Bwahahahahahaha, I need air hahahaha oh my aching sides hahaha

  78. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/nbcs-chuck-todd-blames-gullible-voters-for-trumps-election

    Thanks Chunk Turd for reminding me why I still hate your guts. Yes Trump is a populist. Your candidate which you and your ilk openly and brazenly backed was an UNpopulist. In that the key voters hated her and the MSM that cheated for her. Two years later you dimwits are still trying to rationalize “What Happened” with bad self-deceiving logic just like your hero Hitlery Rotten Klingon. Since you’ve learned nothing about what America wants your only hope next time is to continue turning a blind eye to vote stealing, cheat on debates again and breathlessly report ad nauseum that the entire Trump administration is being prosecuted and going to jail.

  79. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-06/i-know-where-all-bodies-are-buried-clinton-foundation-cfo-spills-beans

    As if anyone needed the beans spilled to figure out what’s been going on at the “Foundation”. Funded by quid pro quo favors in the name of taxpayers it’s clearly been a way to keep the Clinton cronies in big money, Preezydunce Grab Ass with plenty of hooker cash and Chelsea a $500 thou annual salary (since her husband is a dimwit who loses people’s money) with no executive qualifications and pretty much doing nothing. And almost no money is going to any poor people or economic development. They were being investigated at one point but I guess Hitlery’s goons left enough menacing messages and cut some brake lines to scare them to back down.

  80. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-05/fail-nypd-will-monitor-nyc-fleet-chinese-made-drones

    Just like Hitlery’s emails that were forwarded to an onshore Chinese gov’t front company, you can bet your ass any data is going probably to the very same company. As far as I know there were no repercussions except to tell the guy that alerted the FBI to quit making a fuss and STFU. And DiBlasio would gladly give the business and the data to the ChiComs. He thinks “America first” is like a Nazi slogan.

  81. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    May’s government plays a goofy fear mongering game. Like the EU nations aren’t going to always want access to the rich British market. What a joke.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-07/may-unleashes-project-fear-30-brexit-vote-looms-stockpile-food-drugs-prepare-worst

    Then there’s this. It’s crucial to have a deal with a doomed entity?:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-07/macron-heralds-end-union

  82. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    LOL! Occasional Cortex. As in, if she even has one she only occasionaly uses it. I think like Obungle this one has been being groomed and her “degrees” in economics and international studies were pretty much handed to her by her leftist progs I mean profs.

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/12/lock-her-up-democrat-ocasio-cortez-broke-42-us-code-%C2%A7-1983-by-threatening-donald-trump-jr-with-retaliation-over-snarky-meme/

  83. rightymouse says:

    A friend sent this to me. ๐Ÿ˜†

  84. dezzez says:

    ON NO! If there is a nuclear strike, Chuck might not be able to binge watch the Princess Bride.

  85. dezzez says:

    She called it a Congressional orientation fatso, and she is upset that didn’t know who’s ass to kiss to get kickbacks.

  86. dezzez says:

    “Please follow me Kathy, I really need some blog traffic”
    What a boot licking troll you are Chuck.

  87. Octopus says:

    Not funny, Fatass. Not anything. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

  88. rightymouse says:

    “get to”? Really, Fatso?? ๐Ÿ˜†
    Grammar Nazi

  89. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    A funny refreshing SNL skit featuring Kenan Thompson. It’s wide and zany and inoffensive IMO

  90. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    And speaking of Kenan ’tis the season!!

  91. Bunk X says:

    Heads up: Overdue fresh clean thread upstairs.