Charles Johnson present vs. Charles Johnson past: Dezzez sets it up, Pakimon calls it, Gamma3 for the win.


And if that’s not enough funny, here’s the ONE comment on Charles’ GoFundMe page, proving that Charles can’t stand to look at his lack of donations stats anymore:

90 Comments on “Charles Johnson present vs. Charles Johnson past: Dezzez sets it up, Pakimon calls it, Gamma3 for the win.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Everybody got good and baked, eh? 😯

    We like to tease the Land Of Fruits And Nuts, but we are not wholly without empathy. I was watching a news story last night about how rain was expected to help finally douse the huge fires…but then, watch out for the mudslides!

    Stay safe, DoD Californians. That includes you, Chunky — we feel your act is finally catching on with the young socialists, and soon the money will begin to flood into your coffers like mud filling a mountainside mansion. You’re turning the corner, at long last. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy, is something I haven’t heard anyone else say yet.

  2. Octopus says:

    Back to the Doomsday Prophecy, once again. Trump was somehow restrained by aides from pushing the nuclear red button on Korea, and in fact made peace with the Fat Kid, but we all know it’s just a matter of time before the unhinged lunatic (Orange Man Bad) gets his tiny paws on the football and blows up da owl.

  3. Octopus says:

    I love this guy. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    Only working half a day today, so we can prepare for Genocidal Celebration tomorrow. Our dining room table will be a tableau of scenes from the Trail Of Tears, and there will be a Ghost Dance performed by the dogs wearing authentic Injun costumes. All very tasteful, of course.

    Gus knows what I’m talking about. Not sure what he’s talking about, though — he lives alone in squalor, hiding from the landlord and getting tranked every day. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Am home today. Cleaning gal is here and as soon as she leaves, I get to own the kitchen. 🙂
      Gussy will be eating at the local homeless shelter tomorrow.
      GET A JOB, GUSSY!!!

  5. Octopus says:

    This blew my mind. The details of this case are horrific. It’s a monstrous practice, and now this country is complicit.

  6. rightymouse says:

    We don’t want to hear you whine about your self-induced problems then!

    Sure. 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    A couple of weeks ago he was trying to be the captain of the Dummycrat Potty. Now he’s all independent and stuff.

  8. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    We need to protect their indigenous ways such as murdering people.

  9. Octopus says:

    This is your mind on Cheeto-dust. 😆

    There it is. 😆

  10. Octopus says:

    Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. 😆

    You don’t have to tell us, or anyone else who knows you. You don’t work. You tweet.

  11. dezzez says:

    Like in 2015 you dim-witted POS.

  12. Octopus says:

    Who knew you had such a thing for donkeys? (we did)

  13. Abu bin Bears! says:

    It sucks that my Bears! may lose our starting QB for tomorrow’s tilt because teh NBC moved last Sunday’s game from noon to 7:40pm. This means the Bears! have had approx. 84 hours between division games.

    I sure hope Octo’s Lions live down to his expections. Lord.

    • Octopus says:

      Have no fear, Abu — just set that beast Mack loose after Stafford, and sack him a dozen times or so. We’re missing our only good running back now, after trading away our best receiver a couple of weeks ago. The Lions are teetering, and one good shove will put them down.

      On the other hand, though, this godforsaken franchise has a history of confounding expectations. Nothing would surprise me. I want them to lose the rest of their games so we can get one of the elite picks for next year, but they don’t care what I want. I just hope Chicago is a good enough team to kick their little bitch-asses, like they did the last time we played.

  14. dezzez says:

    Chuck, we knew all along you were a troll, congratulations on only taking 65 years to figure it out.

    • dezzez says:

      Even funnier that Chuck thinks forest fires are proof of climate change.

    • Minnow says:

      Anyone who gives a flying fuck about their “mentions” on Twitter is a complete moron loser with no life.

      • Octopus says:

        If mentions were money, Chunky would be sitting on a big ol’ pile of Chinese yuan, from the bots assigned to invade his putrid bunker-blog. “Muh mentions!” 😆

      • dezzez says:

        Any mention in Chumps timeline that might conflict with his twisted world view must be revealed to his block and report team.
        The echo chamber must be protected at all costs.

    • Minnow says:

      Charles, you should learn when to shut the fuck up. You are an idiot.

    • Bunk X says:

      So Charles finally admits he’s a troll.

      An anonymous source said he invited his vegan friends over for Thanksgiving, and he’s baking chicken wrapped in duck wrapped in tofu to accommodate his vegan friends. He calls it Tofucken.

  15. Octopus says:

    Projection is one helluva affliction, ain’t it?

  16. Octopus says:

    The Greatest Boondoggle In History, and Fatass is the fattest True Believer of them all. And to think, he changed his mind about Teh Warmening overnight, after reading one book on the subject. Probably written by McKibben or Hansen.

    To review:
    — no warming in 20 years
    — a one degree increase in the 100 years prior
    — manipulated data and woefully-wrong predictions
    — all of the theory’s original proponents jumping ship
    — the change in name from AGW to Climate Change, to reflect the utter lack of warming
    — no heat hiding in the oceans
    — the sudden disappearance of Lewd-Wank Von Slutshamer (what have you done with him?!)
    — trillions of dollars being sucked out of gullible politicians for fraudulent, failed technology with which to fight the non-existent monster

    Follow the money. As always.

  17. dezzez says:

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
    Except Chuck and Gus.

  18. rightymouse says:

    Happy Thanksgiving!! 🙂
    Green bean casserole and Corn casserole are in the oven. Stuffing is next. Thank goodness I did the veggie & sausage prep yesterday. 🙂

  19. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say Happy Thanksgiving to all fellow stalkers and stalkerettes!

    Today in NFL, abu’s Bears

    travel to Detroit to play Octo’s Lions

    Who will win? Pakimog don’t care because Pakimog still suffering from massive peevish butthurt from watching Jaguars blow 16 point lead in 4th quarter and Eagles get utterly destroyed by the Saints 48-7.

    Only thing that will soothe butthurt is platter of turkey with all the trimmimgs which fortunately is on the way.

    Firewater will help too! lots and lots of firewater… 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      Sidenote: Pakimog will eat turkey with all the trimmings and drink firewater!

      Pakimog not be like rotund ponytailed blogger/TwitterDickHead and stick turkey with trimmings in his ass and chase it with firewater buttchugs to soothe massive peevish butthurt.

      When Pakimog say he butthurt, he mean in rhetorical sense. When rotund ponytailed blogger get massive peevish butthurt, it’s in a literal sense hence the clarification.

      Maybe removing his head from his ass might help… 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Maybe he could take some stuffing & shove it back up after his head is removed. Speaking of stuffing…time to make mine. 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          There’s a story out there on the ‘net about a guy butt-chugging a handle of Fireball. Ends explosively. 🔥💦

    • Octopus says:

      That Lions gal is way too hot for the Lions— she’s just going to get her little heart broken. 😱

    • Abu bin Bears! says:

      Both lovely. Thanks!

    • Bunk X says:

      That’s only one example. In Orange County, a large majority voted for John Cox for Governor, yet 300,000 votes suddenly appeared and flipped OC’s congressional races to democrat candidates. Nope. Nothing to see here…

  20. rightymouse says:

    Turkey’s stuffed & in the oven. Am going to take Pakimog’s suggestion & indulge in some firewater. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Firewater good! The good wine 🍷 is coming out today.

      • rightymouse says:

        Time to heat the gravy & yams & scrounge around for more firewater. Wine gives me gas. 😦

        • Octopus says:

          My turkey is done cooking, and it’s a beautiful thing. Thank you. Now they’re finishing the sides, and then the banquet begins.

          The Lions aren’t winning, but they’re not really losing yet, either. Go, Bears! 🏉

  21. Octopus says:

    Speaking of those dethpicable Never Trumpers, this Nichols guy has a hot take on music. Good grief!

  22. Abu bin Bears! says:

    2 minute warning. Bears up. I’m heading to a safe space.

  23. Abu bin Bears! says:


  24. Abu bin Bears! says:

    Sorry to belabor my silly football team. I just heard they won three division games in 12 days. Gotta be a record.
    Det on 11/11
    Minn on 11/18
    Det today, 11/22.

    • Octopus says:

      Must be nice to have a team worth caring about. Stafford’s era of mediocrity is drawing to a close, imho. Those two interceptions were representative of his season. When it counts, nothing good happens.

      • Abu bin Bears! says:

        I was stunned to hear it’s his tenth year.

        • Octopus says:

          The guy works hard, has a cannon, and will probably make more money over the course of his career than any other NFL player. But something critical is lacking, that keeps him out of the class of elite QB’s. Smarts, maybe. Skill in reading defenses under duress, definitely.

  25. Octopus says:

    I’m so full, there’s no room left for dessert. Time for a break.

  26. Octopus says:

    The Leftist Idiotas see this as a case of a “colonizing Christian culture-ruiner” getting what was coming to him. Me, I see the wonders of Stone Age mentality, miraculously delivered whole unto the 21st Century.

  27. rightymouse says:

    Everyone has gone & hubby is cleaning the kitchen. Best hubby in the world. Food was super, especially the turkey, gravy and green beans casserole. Am stuffed. 🙂

  28. Octopus says:

    Just kicked the kids and their dogs out the door, after watching the sentimental funny of “Christmas With The Kranks.” They both went home with bags of turkey and other good stuff. I’m saving my pumpkin pie with whipped cream for breakfast. Tomorrow’s another huge family day, with Her side coming over in the afternoon. Better rest up.

    Saturday is Teh Game — that party’s at my youngest brother’s house. The only stress will be on TV, with those awful Buckeyes and their crooked program trying to ruin our day.

    Sunday is Sleep Day. Hate to admit, but this old fart is already looking forward to that one. 🙂

  29. Octopus says:

    News Of The Day: Wife’s first cousin, a dentist two years older than me, had a brain aneurysm today and had to have emergency surgery to save his life. He’s stabilized now, but there’s more surgery to come, with a stent and whatnot.

    Be thankful if you’re in good health, and don’t take anything for granted. That is all for this Evening Sermon.

  30. Octopus says:

    Fatass is trying to project the image of his enormous self gettin’ on the good foot, dancing around the bunker to this amazing hippie music. STFU, Chunky. 😆 (you’re alone, and too fat to dance)