Charles Johnson blames California Fires on Trump or something.

It really is forest mismanagement, but it’s also mismanagement by SCE and other union-controlled power companies in the State of California.

Damned fascist trees.

[h/t someone downstairs, prolly Octopus.]

174 Comments on “Charles Johnson blames California Fires on Trump or something.”

  1. rightymouse says:


  2. rightymouse says:

    Happy Anniversary, Octo!! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Thanks, ‘Mouse! Looking forward to a good day with the family. The youngest is even bringing her new boy-pal. Going to a nice Italian place for dinner.

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      Seconds on your anniversary, Octo! Many more!

      • Octopus says:

        Thanks, Abu.

        Here’s the secret to a long and happy marriage: Don’t get divorced! Also, don’t cheat, beat, or try to get your own way. Capitulate! 🙂

  3. rightymouse says:

    Trump’s to blame for Fatso’s bowel problems too!! The forest fires are just a cover for his more nefarious acts against nature!!

  4. Octopus says:

    Here’s something more tasteful:

    To me, the burning question is: “What is in that foil-wrapped package in the back of the freezer?”


  5. Octopus says:

    You know what it’s like to come home from Safeway with suspicious stains on your clothing, though. It’s like a coal-miner coming home with coal-dust on his clothes.

  6. Octopus says:

    You are the expert on projection. 😆

  7. rightymouse says:

    Peter Daou & Fatso have a lot in common. Idiotic pandering comes to mind.

  8. rightymouse says:

    It’s ok, Gussy. Billary & slavish Donkeys (especially feminists) don’t believe BJ’s are sex.

  9. rightymouse says:

    I’d tell you to turn up the, heat but you probably have icicles hanging down in your one room dumpster.

  10. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s buddy, Avenatti, is thrown out of his offices because of unpaid rent. Nice, upstanding man. lol!

  11. dezzez says:

    Lets hope Tucker makes Chucks day.

  12. dezzez says:

    Some people don’t know how to take their awn advice do the bloat boy?

  13. dezzez says:

    I am not even shocked that this got the attention of Gus.

  14. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Good luck to Octo’s Lions (don’t really mean that) and Paki’s Eagles and Jags tomorrow. NBC moved the Bears to evening instead of noon. God intended football to be at noon.

    • Octopus says:

      The Lions are fair game, Abu. Eff those losers!

      Thank God for college football. Had a bit of a scare today, as Indiana refused to roll over and play dead in a classic trap-game scenario. Wolverines recovered their collective shit just in time.

      I see the OSU Buckeyes survived a nailbiter, too. I’m glad they did — next Saturday, The Game has all the prereqs for another classic showdown. I’m not predicting anything. I like to think Harbaugh has the boys ready to finally crack the OSU code written by Urban Meyer, but I don’t know.

  15. Chunky looks like Pizza The Hut says:

    See this is why you use the drive-thru. At the one across town. It’s a pretty funny video. I don’t think anyone got hurt. Pantsed and hair pulling yes. 😆. And no I don’t think this is how all blacks conduct themselves.

  16. Bunk X says:

    Proper response, IMO.

    • Bunk X says:

      … and also brilliant. If Acosta pulls another stunt, the rest of the press corps will be at his throat, and Trump doesn’t have to do anything more.

      • Octopus says:

        Having a different White House aide kick Acosta in the balls and take his mic is another option. Perhaps a black girl, for maximum optics?

        • rightymouse says:

          I’d love to see a large, muscled black man who towers over Acosta go for his mic. 😆

          • Bunk X says:

            Only big scary black men are hired as body guards, and that’s racist. He needs some Pajama Boys to handle the microphones.

          • Octopus says:

            That would make for a funny and ironical float, for the big Thanksgiving Day parade: A float designed like a bed, with a bunch of footie-pj’d Pajama Boys sitting on it, warming their hands on hot cups of expensive latte, pretending to discuss Obamacare.

  17. Octopus says:

    I read that article last summer while I was in California, about the misguided mismanagement of wooded areas causing horrendous fires. Everybody was all about it, in fact. Then Trump says the Exact Same Thing, after another season of fiery horror, and he’s Literally Hitler The Worst Version Of Hitler EVER!!1! So funny, the contortions of the Left.

  18. Octopus says:

    Watching Hitchcock’s “Frenzy,” by myself with everybody else sleeping the sleep of the justly-accused. George is snoring happily, now that the two other dogs have gone home with their mothers, my daughters.

    This movie is nuts. I love the Sixties London vibe, and there’s creepiness aplenty. Some hawt nudity, too. Thanks, Alf!

  19. dezzez says:

    Well Chuck, what do you want Trump to do? hmmm, go war with the Saudis?

  20. rightymouse says:

    Fatso forgot to take his meds last night.

    • Pakimon says:

      I see the plump Jazzy Ponytail is once again in peevish projection.

      “Charles Johnson is simultaneously an object of derision and mockery, an unredeemable idiot, a decompensating malignant narcissist, and the most peevish human being on planet Earth.”

      *Had to edit that last part. Chunkles is only dangerous to his desk chair. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      “In other words, I agree with everything Ben Shapiro says.”

  21. rightymouse says:

    It’s sneauxing and I’m curled up in front of the fire. 🙂 Just saw that the recounts in FL have been resolved in GOP’ s favor. Good!

  22. Octopus says:

    Call me Round Winner from now on. 🙂

    • Abu bin Squid says:

      Your Lions benefited from lousy coaching, unless the kicker was hurt/sucks. Chico is a great coach so maybe his hands were tied. Regardless the Lions are on their way… to drafting around 15. Sad, really.

      Bears! While it lasts.🦑

      • Octopus says:

        It was an archetypal “SOL” kind of day. That’s “Same Old Lions,” to the uninitiated. The free and happy people.

        All they did was (bad) luck out and win a meaningless game, thanks to a kicker getting the yips, and then Cam not being able to hit a wide-open receiver for the two-point conversion. They screw their draft position with every meaningless win, and they will likely win a couple more, instead of tanking properly and preparing for next year.

        Another SOL Moment was when Kerryon Johnson, their fine rookie running back, on the way to his best day yet, injured his knee. They’re saying bad sprain, I’m calling it now as an ACL, and he’ll never be the same. That’s how this team rolls. Gets rolled.

    • Bunk X says:

      Dang. According to that chart, my ass is called Charles Fuckface Johnson.

  23. Octopus says:

    Chunky is definitely writing Gus’s tweets tonight:

    23 minutes ago
    (New Stride Bass) “The Entertainer” Performed By Reggie Payne Ft A.B.W. … via @YouTube
    24 minutes ago
    70s and 80s. Top of the charts in fusion. God I loved that shit.
    49 minutes ago
    Audio isn’t the video but that’s cool.
    51 minutes ago
    51 minutes ago
    JACO PASTORIUS – improvisation Teen Town
    53 minutes ago
    Jaco Pastorius Solo : Live 1976 via @YouTube
    55 minutes ago
    In the Middle of the River – The Crusaders
    58 minutes ago
    Bet you forgot about Tania Maria. Tania Maria – Don’t Go
    1 hour ago
    Nice rhythm guitar.
    1 hour ago

  24. Octopus says:

    Oooohhh, the California Chapparal Institute! Can’t argue with that prestigious institution. They know all about how Climate Change is turning desert country into, well, desert country. Shazam!

    • Chunky looks like Pizza The Hut says:

      The state’s no dryer than it’s ever been. You just have more people moving in and building houses in a potential wild fire disaster zone. That’s well known. Maybe you can relocate to the east coast of Florida dipshits.

  25. Octopus says:

    “revanchist” 😆

  26. Bunk X says:

    3rd hand story:

    People evacuated to a parking lot, fire fighters told them to stay put, turn off their engines and roll up their windows. The entire parking lot was doused with fire suppressants by helicopter.

    There was only one way out – through the blaze surrounding them.

    Firefighters took small caravans of vehicles down the road and out, fighting flames as they went. Then the firefighters went back to do it again for the next group. Then again. And again.

  27. Octopus says:

    Back when it was funny sometimes. I had forgotten about Robert Downey, Jr.’s brief stint on the show.

  28. Octopus says:

    Way more bucks than you! 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    Meathead, you said the exact same thing about every RethugliKKKan President since Nixon. You’re a dumb Polack!

  30. Octopus says:

    Yes, he went back to the “revanchist” well.

  31. Octopus says:

    Morning sidebar ownage. It’s a bootiful ting! 🙂

  32. Octopus says:

    Can’t wait to read Chunky’s angry denunciation of the racist, revanchist Mexicans! 😆

  33. rightymouse says:

    This is an Etsy pic of the identical Ivana Trump bracelet I bid on & won at the fundraiser on Saturday. 🙂

  34. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I didn’t think they were just going to roll over on this. Acosta’s not just insistent. Or opposition press. He’s literally combative. Now CNN has a dilemma. They liked him making CNN news by being a prick at the WH news conferences. But they don’t really consider him on air talent. He’s not gay or a body builder related to a political family. Should they give him a show? Will it bomb? Yes probably. He just has that air of someone who’s going to flare out. Like Me-Again Kelly. Or Keify Olbermann.

  35. rightymouse says:

    Only to you, Gussy.

  36. Abu Revanchist Revanchist Revanchist lol 😂 says:

    Heading out but wanted to use the new word. My password at work expires very soon. Hrm.
    FaTass@revanchist318@%&#. Nah.

    • rightymouse says:

      I had to stop watching. Absolutely disgusting to teach young Asian girls to hate white people. How utterly pathetic.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      And it’s not even just that. Teaching them lies. Teaching them to hate the very people and system which totally accepts,wants to celebrate and even rescued some of their parents from vicious genocide. This woman is a sick vindictive POS.

  37. Octopus says:


    Lewd-Wank, we hardly knew ye. Please come back and help us deal with Teh Warmening. I mean, we’re freezing our asses off, Gus and I, and we’re confused.

  38. Bunk X says:

    Girl is brilliant in her approach and presents a convincing argument.

    • Octopus says:

      Her hair looks terrific, though. 😆

      The creeps around her with their faces covered need to be arrested, identified and have their faces/stories published in the media. They are no different than hooded Klansmen. Portland should be ashamed of itself for allowing this to continue.

      • Octopus says:

        While the likes of Don Lemon and other CNN, MSNBC idiots continue to tout Antifa as the good guys, Mr. Ngo is doing real journalism and risking his health to do so. I mean, he could catch lice from being so close to these stinky bums. 😆

  39. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    This is fun. There’s hope.

  40. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    OMG watch this if you want to laugh. Cavett’s an idiot which makes it even funnier.

  41. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    OK she’s adorable and she’s just doing this for Snapchat hits. But I can’t help thinking breaking an ankle is better than being trapped under the ice drowning because of an undercurrent sweeping you away you hadn’t counted on. These kids are just not thinking of the risks.

  42. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Once again proving the FBI is a fricking joke and not a law enforcement agency. They’re supposed to be protecting us against terrorists and dangerous criminals. Not conservatives. Taxpayers should not be paying for the Demoncrap’s dumb vicious attack dogs.

  43. dezzez says:


  44. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Anyone smelling a con here? The “gunman” threatened the Muzzies. The manager smells bullshit and tries to get them the fuck out of her store. Then they go all Muzzy victim ape shit. Gimme a break. The guy with the gun is probably waiting back at the apt for his free food.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      And the grifters always get the video to post on social media to get the poor manager fired and hopefully get a BIG CHECK from the low brow craven corporate apes.

  45. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    WTF has happened to Zero Hedge. This is the worst anti-capitalist drivel and they’re citing CNN. CNN!!! Oh the gap between the rich and poor grows bigger every day. Boo Hoo. So the fuck what? These dipshits didn’t finish high school. Didn’t get good grades. Never read a book. Keep screwing and having kids. And deserve to struggle as idiots with ZERO skills in life. So they’re stuck flipping burgers and running to the fry machine when it goes BEEP. Why do I give a shit? No one handed me anything. Go to any fricking corporation with a call center and get a nice job talking to people on the phone speaking wiff yo mouf and reading some bullshit off a screen. From there you learn their business, their customers, their clients, the internal structure of Client Managers, Product Managers, Implementation Managers and so on. Otherwise keep eating dirt, dumbasses.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I think one of the Tylers is a raving leftist fucktard. And there’s some idiot in the commenters that blames virtually EVERYTHING on the JOOOOOZ. I’m either going to register to comment to challenge the morons or just skip them altogether.

  46. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I really feel sorry for this pretty lady (she’s Estonian…so hawt) that she had to endure this abuse and indignity. He dragged her around the apt. then threw her out in the hallway in her underwear. But I’m glad she was smart enough to report him. And make a record of her injuries. The guy’s gotta be the dumbest lawyer on the planet on top of being a spineless woman beater. Typical for a darling of the left.

    • dezzez says:

      Chucks silence makes him complicate.
      Chucks rules.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        Don’t you just love auto-correct? Anyway, totally agree. Tacit agreement I think he would say if he had an honest bone somewhere in his flabby body.

        • dezzez says:

          Yeah, it got me lol
          Chuck does like to play the “so and so is silent on a subject” game.

          • Bunk X says:

            Bob was once in the same room as Jim. Jim is a racist; therefore Bob is a racist.
            Jim is a racist. Jim voted for Bob; therefore Bob is a racist.
            Bob is a registered Republican. Some racists vote Republican; therefore Bob is a racist.

            This is too easy.

            Charles is an obese #rumpswab. Bob met Charles at a Pajamas Media kickoff party years ago; therefore Bob is an obese #rumpswab.

  47. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Are they actually TRYING to look like comical dipshits? She’s not head of the State Dept and not sending classified or confidential information. Even if she broke a “rule” we now know it’s all just hazy guidelines and best practices. Unless you’re some grunt in a submarine or a fox hole there are no consequences.

  48. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Because he’s a uniter not a divider.

    I believe Chunky would call this a “word salad” if Sarah Palin had said it.

    Obama stuttered as he continued to talk about himself and even bragged about being called “Spock.”

    “I mean, we — we are we are fraught with stuff and — and so if that’s the case then the single most important thing that we have to invest in is not all–and look I’m a huge supporter of science and technological research and social science and, you know, evidence-based learning and all that good stuff. I’m — I’m — people call me Spock for a reason, I believe in reason and logic and all these enlightenment values, but the thing that really we have to invest in is people. We got to get people to figure out how they work together — in a — you know, how do we get people to work together in a cooperative, thoughtful, constructive way.”

    Obama also joked that people would rather have been born two years ago if they had a choice.

    • Minnow says:

      keyword take away…. :”you know”

    • Octopus says:

      He’s a complete imbecile, the Unicorn Messiah. His only skill was reading a speech off a teleprompter, written by a semi-gifted (in the tropes of Libturdism) Jon Favreau (not the director/actor). The only people who called him “Spock” were maroons themselves, too stupid to see he was wearing Mom Jeans with his neatly-pressed shirt perfectly tucked in.

  49. Octopus says:

    Antifa dork thinks his baton is going to work like Harry Potter’s wand on this fed-up man-bear. 😆

  50. Octopus says:


    Just like the Old Guard did in ’16, eh? Forced Shrillary down the young socialists’ throats, and watched her get beaten like a redheaded stepchild.