The Zen of @Gus_802

Gus. We’re rooting for you.  PLEASE do a weekly podcast.

137 Comments on “The Zen of @Gus_802”

  1. Bunk X says:

    Posting “First” used to get you banned on LGF, so I’m not going to do it.

  2. ISTE says:

    First post on this new topic by someone who isn’t an asshole.

  3. rightymouse says:

    Poor Gussy has been miserable these past few days. Maybe he can’t afford decent pot & he’s been smoking shredded cardboard.

  4. rightymouse says:

    Well…he was up early. Surprised the booze didn’t put him in a coma.

  5. rightymouse says:

    There’s foozeball today. Blech.
    In 1/2 an hour am going to put a rib roast in the oven for dinner.
    Made a righteous pot of spaghetti with cheese stuffed sausage last night.
    Hubby is a happy man. Was outside today blowing leaves all over the place. 😆

  6. rightymouse says:

    We’re hoping to win. So put that in your bong & smoke it!

  7. Octopus says:

    What a lost little space-dork. 😆

  8. Pakimon says:

    Found this over at Ace’s. 😆

  9. Octopus says:

    Evil Professor says evil things to impressionable young minds:

  10. Chunky looks like Pizza The Hut says:

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  12. Octopus says:

    Not surprising at all, the joyless, abstemious little twerps. I get sad just seeing turkey bacon in the grocery store. I think a “turkey” made of Ritz Crackers would force me to eat Mr. Mossberg instead, on Thanksgiving. 😦

  13. Octopus says:

    Will all these teachers be fired for this ill-considered Halloween costume? The Twitter-Mob is braying for their destruction, of course. Stay tuned! 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    “Get woke, go broke.” Somewhere in Culver City, an elderly, morbidly-obese recluse sobs piteously by the dim light of his ancient Apple monitor. 😦

    I see the Blue Wave crashing harmlessly on the outer band of coastal reefs that protect our country from the worst shitstorms. We hold our own in the House, and gain seats in the Senate. Yowsah! 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      I hope you’re right! 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        All the signs are there. The MSM declaring the GOP’s cooked, the polls doing the same, all in the midst of an incredible run of great economic news. I’ll be more shocked than I was in ‘16, if any kind of Blue Wave develops outside the coastal barrens.

        • rightymouse says:

          Now Nate Silver is shrugging his poofy shoulders and basically giving it up to the polling gods. So, yep. We’re meeting youngest for dinner tomorrow night at a truck stop close by as he’s on his way to PA for a delivery, and then we’re home for Foxnews, popcorn & whiskey. 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            I wish the returns were coming in tonight, as the office is closed tomorrow. I could go for some of that whiskey and Fox gals, switching their legs back and forth, giving us a l’il peek at the polling station.

            I could also go for some of that hearty truck stop food — the wife is trying to lose a few before the holiday and swimsuit (Florida) season, so the Weight Watchers cookbook is out. It’s not bad food….just a little sparse and plain.

          • rightymouse says:

            Am voting right after I leave work tomorrow. The polling place is on the way home. Can’t wait!! 🙂

          • rightymouse says:

            Octo…I think it’s ok to break a diet for one night. Especially tomorrow. 🙂 I’ve told my treadmill that I’ll do extra time on Wednesday.

          • Octopus says:

            Treadmill Time = 2X Regular Time

            I do my cardio penance, but I don’t like it. I like lifting weights and punching things. Kicking them, too. Gets stuff out. 🙂

  15. rightymouse says:

    😆 Doubt you’ll make it to the polling booth, a-hole. 😆

  16. rightymouse says:

    Go back to sleep, Gussy. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      It’s suddenly like Fatass is writing Gus’s material.

      • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

        Maybe they’re the same person.

        Maybe Stalker Charles has a sekrit lab under the futon, where he invented a serum that turns him from a rage-filled morbidly obese nobody with a blog into a rage-filled morbidly Argentine nobody with no job.

        And somewhere in-between, as the potion wears off, is the almost-normal Gus-Gus. Which never lasts.

        • rightymouse says:

          There have been times when I’ve thought that Fatso had access to Gus’ Twitter account and posts crap. Weird.

          • Octopus says:

            Me, too. I thought they were the same corpulent corpus, just like I thought Fatass was projecting Lewd-Wank Von Slutshamer. 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            Interesting. Bunk says he’s had contact with Gussy when he offered him work. Wonder if he thought Gus was a dodge.

          • Octopus says:

            Unless…Bunk is also Chunky! 😆

            Once you go down the conspiracy-theory rabbit-hole, there’s no guarantee you’re ever coming back. I’ve told the story here about my old college roommate, and his shelf-full of conspiracy theory paperbacks. Perfectly nice guy, smart and got good grades in his engineering studies, but there was a tiny screw loose back in the Suspicious Minds Dept. He was caught in a trap. Couldn’t walk out. At a certain point in the convo, you had to excuse yourself and find something less weird and disturbing to pursue. I don’t know what happened to Greg, but I hope he got over it.

          • Bunk X says:

            Rightymouse– I did indeed trade a couple of DMs with El Gusano, and he spoke civilly. Once we were done, I thought I had an open channel, but he reblocked me instantaneously.

    • Bunk X says:

      Sometimes all you can do is either get drunk. – @Gus_802

  17. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Are these the same pollsters that had Hillary’s landslide all locked up?

    Just asking.

    • rightymouse says:

      The same pollsters, I’m sure. That’s why the Donkeys will be inconsolable if they lose. Again.

      • Octopus says:

        They will be all ‘splodey and stuff. Can’t wait! 😆

        • rightymouse says:

          Maybe Barbara Streisand will actually go live in Canada & eat chocolate ice-cream cones until she goes ‘splodey! 😆
          Seriously, though. Maxine Waters may have to be committed.

  18. Octopus says:

    Did some “timeline” photo organizing with the old ball and chain tonight, as we continue to ponder her brother’s untimely death from Jehovah’s Witness madness. So much has happened over the years, good and bad. When you jump into the family life pond, a lot of great things happen, and also some not-so-great things, like snapping turtles biting off toes, and those pond amoebas that get into your ears and eventually invade your brain.L But you should focus on the good! No matter what happens, focus on the good things.

    This first pic was kind of our last night out as a “single couple,” with no kids, at her cousin’s wedding. That’s a bridesmaid’s dress she’s wearing, and that’s a bad mustache I’m sporting. She was about four months pregnant with our first kid. We left that party early, when the cigars started making her want to barf.

    About five years later, we were dealing with the just-announced fatal diagnosis of my wife’s mother, also her best friend, maybe my best friend, too. We had a lot in common, sharing books and so forth. The kids were great that day, hanging all over their Greek grandmother and making sure she was okay — we had been keeping them away, thinking they weren’t old enough to deal with the sickness. That was a mistake, in retrospect.

    Me: No gray hair, and practicing TKD about five times a week, running two or three miles every morning before work. Thought I was old, in my late-30s. HAH! I’ll show you old, mister. 😆

  19. Octopus says:

    Time to go vote for a bunch of sharp-dressed Republican con men and women! 🙂

    I will be so happy if John James defeats Debbie Dolittle. Especially after the crap that went down yesterday:

  20. Octopus says:

    Did this guy vote?

  21. rightymouse says:

    Poor baby. 😆

  22. rightymouse says:

    Got home from the voting area in our neighborhood about 1/2 hour ago. Place was packed! 😯
    Our county always goes beet red, but as I was walking out, some guy with a righteous mohawk was arguing with one of the check-in gals (we have to show ID in Ohio) about not being able to find his driver’s license. As I walked out the door , I heard some guy say ‘nice hairdo’. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      This is what his hair looked like:

      • Octopus says:

        That was so hip, back in ‘81. 😆

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        My voting was quick and uneventful. I was a little bothered when I put my ballot into the machine I noticed shredded paper came out the back into a box. I guess they got my vote and just wanted to make sure it’s kept private.

  23. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Yet another dirty Demoncrap trick. Been reading about them all day. If they think an area is going to go red d-bag poll workers break the printers so they can’t print ballots. Or don’t open the doors until almost noon when they’re supposed to open at 6am.

  24. rightymouse says:

    Off to have dinner with son at truck stop. 🙂

  25. Octopus says:

    This effing guy needs to go. We’ve been patient long enough.
    Make it look like an accident, Rocco.

  26. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    This happened to Jim Hoft. Where I vote they check your ID before letting you vote. Why would they not open the library until noon on election day? And won’t all those ballots be invalidated since they will likely be crumpled and no one was there to check ID?

  27. dezzez says:

    Where to start?
    Chuck, you didn’t write an article, you plagiarized some other hacks work, added a few adolescent insults and stamped your name on it.
    You have more begging bowls than the Salvation Army at Christmas time and still have the nerve to insult others for having 1.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      He fancies himself a reel ryter because ya know, he read a Hunter S. Thompson book one time and always uses the terms bad crazy and unhinged. Oh and works in atavism as an insult to anyone who isn’t a progturd asswipe like him.

  28. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    So yeah, crooked cheaters are running the polling stations in some places.

  29. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Well the much anticipated time has finally arrived. I mean that’s when my dogs get fed. Oh and I guess there will be some election returns coming in. 🙂

  30. dezzez says:

    So sayeth the drunken moron that voted 2 weeks ago.

  31. rightymouse says:

    Please tell me the Dems aren’t going to take the House!

    • Octopus says:

      Eh, they might, but so what? We’ll keep the Senate, and the Dems will continue with the Russian Probe and other idiocies, like trying to impeach Trump. It’s not a Blue Wave, anyway. Just a bottle of Ripple.

  32. rightymouse says:

    Ted Cruz wins Texas! Yayyyy!

  33. rightymouse says:

    Mike Wallace is a jerk.

  34. Bunk X says:

    Here’s a live feed from Mark Levin’s CRTV on the midterms if you’re interested.

  35. Pakimon says:

    Gillum just gave his concession speech in the Florida governor race.

    Wow… talk about Florida dodging a bullet.

    Looks like Florida also “retired” that democrat mummy Bill Nelson in favor of Rick Scott.

    So down here in Floriduh, ol’ Pakimon is breathing a huge sigh of relief. 😀

  36. Bunk X says:

    Democrats. Gotta love ’em.


  37. Octopus says:

    Not a good night in Michigan, as the state reverted to voting in another “hot girl” Dimocrat, and keeping Debbie Dolittle over the very promising John James. Oh, well. At least we’ve got legalized weed now. 🙄

    Here’s hoping the Idiot Left continues to spin its wheels witch-hunting for the next two years, while Trump continues appointing conservative judges and pursuing his agenda. It’s not like he’s been getting any serious help from the RINO-fied Congress, anyway.

    • Octopus says:

      Here’s our hot new Guvvie, Gretchen Whitmer. I fully expect her to make an enormous mess of the state’s finances as did our last Hot Chick Guvvie, Jennifer Granholm, now teaching something-something at UC-Berkeley.

  38. Octopus says:

    The Times We Live In. 😆

  39. Octopus says:

    No, he’s right, and you’re wrong, as always. Clinton and Obama lost far more seats in their first mid-terms, and the Dems have been left with a small majority in the House, while losing seats in the Senate. You don’t have the votes to get anything radical done, Trump will be thumping Pelosi like the crazy old carpet she is, and he will continue to pursue his agenda without apology or concession. Start up a new investigation or five, why don’t you? 😆

    One of the funniest parts of the MSM coverage of this election, echoed by Fatass of course, is the idea that it was “Trump’s GOP” getting all rebuked and shit. HAH! He pulled a hostile takeover of the party and will never be embraced by the RINOs and Deep State lifers who pull the strings in the party.

    The saddest part, to me, is how the incessant media drumbeat of “Orange Man Bad” with its accompanying charges of racism, sexism and the other bullshit, seems to really resonate with suburban namby-pambies who are thriving off the economic upturn of his administration. Reminds me of the old Chinese proverb, “When there is food on the table, there are many problems. When there is no food, there is only one problem.”

  40. Octopus says:

    Liberal pundicks bemoan “Blue Ripple.” Chunky hardest hit. 😆

  41. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I thought Jews were supposed to be smart. Spare us your parenthetical bullshit weasel words you bigoted biased asswipe. You simply hate Trump and anyone on his team so you’re going after a smart professional woman and trying to thuggishly knee-cap her. This is America bitch. You can’t hide from us.

    I condemn harassment and threatening conduct of any sort (shame on the protesters who showed up at Tucker Carlson’s home and made threats); however, after leaving office, she deserves none of the niceties normally accorded to others in her position. (In the past, we would have said that she has not earned the right to be included in polite society.) No responsible news outlet should hire her; employers making hiring decisions have every reason to shun her.