New Poll: Majority of Americans Believe Charles Johnson is Full of Crap.

No it doesn’t, Charles. Read your own link.

Now read this.

161 Comments on “New Poll: Majority of Americans Believe Charles Johnson is Full of Crap.”

  1. Octopus says:

    And now the Left is losing a big chunk of the black vote, which will send Basic White Bitches like Chunky into a drooling frenzy of rage and confusion. How could this happen, with all the Great Things and Fee Fones the Dems have provided over the past decades of Black Family Ruination?

  2. Octopus says:

    Chunky urges Twitter to adopt the same Karmic Re-Distribution Program that helped crater his own blog, lo these many eons ago. 😆

    And then a cumulative total of likes vs. dislikes.
    6 hours ago
    Instead of getting rid of the Like button, Twitter should add a “Dislike” button with a prompt to enter a reason.
    6 hours ago
    Oh, and also – it’s a bad idea to get rid of the Like button.
    6 hours ago
    The Like button is great for giving a thumbs up and saving a reference for yourself. But retweeting helps spread bl……
    6 hours ago
    With all the talk today about Twitter possibly getting rid of the Like button, please remember that if you really w……
    6 hours ago

  3. Octopus says:

    Says the horribly unfunny tool whose entire survival on TV is predicated on his embracing the hatred of Trump and all who support this great President.

  4. Octopus says:

    Now this will be in everyone’s head!

  5. rightymouse says:

    Joke of the day:

    Text to my Neighbor:

    Dear Neighbor Hi, George, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to make. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months & have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I’m telling you in this text, & I can’t live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this.The truth is that, when you’re not around, I’ve been sharing your wife, day & night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently & I know that’s no excuse.
    The temptation was just too great. I can’t live with the guilt & hope you’ll accept my sincere apology & forgive me.Please suggest a fee for usage, & I’ll pay you. Regards, Richard

    The Neighbors response to the Text…………..
    George, feeling enraged & betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, & shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink & sat down on the sofa. George then looked at his phone & discovered a 2nd text message from Richard. 2nd TEXT MESSAGE ……….Hi, George, Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out & noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us all.

  6. rightymouse says:

    Back on topic – Fatso obviously has a reading comprehension problem. He’s had this paranoia about white supremacists for YEARS. Nothing new.

  7. rightymouse says:

    Meanwhile, there are still death threat tweets against Trump on Twitter.

  8. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:



  9. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    BTW, Colbert is an (alleged) comedian.

    But if he wants to argue that the Democratic Party does not embrace American values, I am willing to listen, as it fits with my experience.

    • Bunk X says:

      Heather rocks logic.

  10. rightymouse says:

    File under ‘so what’?

  11. rightymouse says:

    Going to another clambake tonight. ‘Tis the season. 🙂

  12. rightymouse says:

    Me. My aisle is over 5′ WITHOUT an island, thank you very much! WHY? I like to walk around my kitchen when we have company without crowding each other.

    • Bunk X says:

      Gus, you’re an idiot. You’re not going to live there, and I bet there’s someone in the family who’s in a wheelchair who wants the clearance. You fucked up. Now fix it.

      • Octopus says:


        • Bunk X says:

          Gus is pissed at the ADA.
          The trouble with the ADA is not the intent, but the enforcement, which is by litigation, not jurisdictional approval.

  13. Octopus says:

    Just because the MSM has declared the Gay Fake Bomber a bona fide Trumpamaniac doesn’t mean it’s a fact. It still looks like a false flag op, albeit one with a lot of preparation and superficial cover.

  14. Octopus says:

    She had nothing to gain, they said. Nothing except millions of dollars, that is.

    • rightymouse says:

      She’s pathetic. I hope Karma gets in her face.

      • Octopus says:

        I think she should face charges if the lawsuit was frivolous and baseless, as of course it was. Paying legal fees isn’t enough punishment, especially since she’s being reimbursed by Those Who Shall Not Be Named By The MSM. A year in the Graybar Hotel seems appropriate.

  15. Octopus says:

    Environuts shriek, “Kill your pets to stop Teh Warmening!!1!”

    Sane people shake their heads, and resume the petting of their beloved fur-children. 😆

  16. Ack! says:

    Wife swappers! LOL. 😝

  17. rightymouse says:

    Alrighty then! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Gussy has a sad. 🙂

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Define “Trump fuck” so I know whether I not I’m included, Gussy.

      Seriously, I will not vote for any Democrat until the world changes and the heavens and Earth are remade (that means until you idjits quit being such whiny little terrorists).

      But in the last Presidential election, I wanted to vote for the “other guy”. You know, the other guy you’d be screaming fecklessly about even though he wasn’t Trump.

      Yeah, I know that was the plan unless you got Hitlery elected. Tough to hear the truth, ain’t it?

      Anyhoo, I WILL say this about Trump … I like what he’s gotten done a whole lot more than anyone since Reagan. I can’t typically stand to listen to him, but even that’s getting better, especially as idjits like you literally shit your britches if he says the most noncontroversial thing.

      It’s gotten old, in a way, but in a way it makes me want to see him keep doing it. Just to see how long you can scream.

      I know, it’s a terrible guilty pleasure. I should not like it. I should publicly long for the old days of civility.

      Unfortunately, Democratic “civility” is the Republican doing what they want, every time. Oh, and running shadow governments and attempted coup d’etat. Yeah, Gussy, most of us see it – you have to admit, your figureheads have gotten pretty lax about just blurting out their real feelings.

      Oh, and your girl Hitlery is a straight-up racist. “They all look alike”. Holy shit, Gussy.

  18. Octopus says:


  19. rightymouse says:

    HALP!!! I don’t ‘get’ what’s so funny about this Ted Cruz tweet using the Zodiac Killer letter. Hubby wasn’t helpful either. What am I missing?

    • Octopus says:

      Is it just because he’s pretending to be a serial killer? I mean, that’s about the nicest of things the Idiot Left has said about him. Other than that, you got me.

      • rightymouse says:

        It’s supposed to be a humorous meme of some kind. I’ve read about the Zodiac Killer, but am going to fall back on “I wasn’t born & raised here” as my excuse for ignorance. 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          I don’t believe that message by the Zodiac Killer has ever been decoded, despite decades of the best cryptologists’ work. I wonder if it even means anything.

  20. rightymouse says:

  21. Octopus says:

    Try doing that routine on a couple of poor Detroit fishermen, catching tonight’s dinner. 😆

  22. Octopus says:

    As a claustrophobic person, I found this extremely terrifying. 😯

  23. Octopus says:

    Manages to avoid leaving the bunker once again. Damn it! How did he know we were staking out his local polling place in Culver City to finally get that updated pic? 😡

  24. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s reading comprehension has always been poor, but now that he’s entering the next stage of dementia, it all sounds like “word salad” to him. He uses that term at least once a week.

    • Ack! says:

      As opposed to an arranged word salad of greatness? Give it up Fatso Chunk. You can’t write. Only an idiot with no talent would say a word salad is awful.

      • rightymouse says:

        He can’t write. He doesn’t do interviews well. And nobody asks for his opinion on the telly any more, let alone in the newspapers. He’s screwed himself badly. He went from ‘Righteous Gentile’ to ‘Asshole Loser’.

  25. Octopus says:

    …because all successful people get shitfaced every night and sleep until 2pm the next day, only to repeat the cycle of brain-cell violence.

    Get help, Goose.

    • rightymouse says:

      He needs to quit the booze & pot.

    • Ack! says:

      He has had some spasms over the last few months where he seems to acknowledge that he made mistakes as a cynical libturd not saving his money for retirement and not having a real career. And hence having no options now. Yet he still exhibits a superior jerky attitude like his mentor Chunkles, complaining and judging everyone else who did take care of business as if we’re the problem! I doubt there’s any hope for Gus.

      • rightymouse says:

        When Gussy dropped the LGF link from his Twitter account, I had hoped for the best. He drinks too much & the pot doesn’t help.

    • Pakimon says:

      Nothing will change for Gus until his enabler (or enablers) stop letting him live in their garage rent-free.

      Until then, he’ll continue to sit on his ass all day honking and bleating on Twitter.

      • Octopus says:

        Pak, your Eagles are going to enjoy having Golden Tate around. He’s just a great little football player, tough as nails and shifty as all get-out. I was pissed the Lions let him go, even for a valuable third-round draft pick, but I guess when you’re 3-4 and coming off an ugly loss at home it’s time to start planning for next year. The Lions still have too many holes to seriously compete for anything this year, though they will continue to win games they aren’t expected to, and lose ones they should win.

  26. Bunk X says:

    65 year old with a pony tail wants to ogle Sabrina and hopes that Betty and Veronica are hot.

    • Octopus says:

      Is there a young black character in the old comic series, updated in the new version as, “Dr. Gosnell?” Weren’t there a lot of neighborhood cats and dogs disappearing during his run? An occasional pile of guts or desiccated bones found in the woods? I seem to dismember that.

  27. Bunk X says:

    Saw this over at the Mothership.

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  29. Octopus says:

    She kills me. 😆

  30. Octopus says:

    No, they won’t. Not when they see your drunkenly-scrawled work, with swearwords here and there. 😆

    • Ack! says:

      They definitely won’t if they find you on Twitter and read your mindless ramblings. 👀

      • Bunk X says:

        If you turn down the first job, you definitely won’t get the second one.

        • Octopus says:

          I still find it hard to believe there are any jobs being offered this bum, unless there was a period of time where he was actually a productive, semi-sober citizen where he had the gravitas to inspire some trust in certain low-rent employers. That time was well before I met his acquaintance on the web, to be sure.

          • Bunk X says:

            Ah, but jobs there were, in a galaxy far, far, away.

            I gave him more than one chance to do some remote drafting when I needed temporary help, but he said in the DMs that he was scared of being doxxed right before he re-blocked me on Twitter.

            That there’s some paranoid logic.

          • Octopus says:

            He thought you were offering him work just to doxx him. I agree, that’s a kid with some serious problems upstairs.

            Me, I favor his sister’s response to his non-existent work-ethic. “Get out of my garage, you drunken bum!” 😆

          • Bunk X says:

            He thought everyone doxxed like Charles. The BRC could have doxxed him and others, but we didn’t. We have ethics.

  31. Octopus says:

    Everything Twitter freaks out about I don’t even pay attention to.
    1 hour ago
    I’m not on Facebook. I hate Facebook.
    1 hour ago
    I don’t watch ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox News, MSNBC, CNN.
    1 hour ago
    I don’t watch baseball or football. I don’t watch cable. I don’t watch Netflix or HBO. I don’t read Teen Vogue or H……
    1 hour ago

    Again, Gus explains how he exists on a Higher Plane. One that’s on fire, out of oxygen and spiralling toward the ground at an increasingly-faster clip, but still Much Higher than his Twitter pals.

    • Ack! says:

      There’s just no time for those other distractions. Bitching about Twitter (onTwitter!) is a full time job!

    • Pakimon says:

      TRANSLATION: I can’t afford a television and nobody will give one to me because they know I’ll trade it for some ditch weed.

  32. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Well it’s clear a vote for Demoncraps is a vote in favor of using small children as political pawns. Even if it results in their dying in the Mexican sun.

  33. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    A real man sometimes has to resort to violence over a parking spot. He kneed that midget right in the face. Knocked her right off her crutches.

  34. Octopus says:


  35. Octopus says:

    Teh funny! It burns the NPCs! 😆

    The Idiot Left is incensed by the success of the NPC meme, which they thought would be applied to their betters on the Right. Instead, it has become the hottest meme in support of mocking the Idiot Left, with great opportunities for mockery popping up almost hourly in this feverish election period.

  36. Octopus says:

    The horror. The…horror! 😆

  37. Octopus says:

    Gusano’s Final Knockout Pill of the night can’t come too soon. I expect to see another full meltdown in the morn. 😆

  38. Octopus says:

    You are so cool, Big Daddy-O! 😆

    How’s the begging going? Looking forward to another big holiday season of jubilee? You’ve sure earned it, Fatass! So much work put in, fighting against the monstrous success and prosperity of the Trump-thing’s first two years.

  39. Bunk X says:

    Twelve poor distraught disenfranchised non-citizen Honduran nationals suddenly have money to hire $300/hour lawyers to sue for the right to breach our Nation’s borders with impunity. Yeah, right.

    • Octopus says:

      Can we, maybe, slip some rocks into their hands? So they get popped by the National Guard? Just an idea.

      And now here’s something we think you’ll really like:

      • Bunk X says:

        I’ve heard that one. It’s ISTE’s neighborhood’s theme song. Sounds like the Culver City Police Rally Cry.

        • Octopus says:

          There used to be a guy we’d see and hear in the bleachers at Tiger Stadium back in the day, when it was fun to go and sit in the hot sun drinking $2 beers and watching the Tigers develop their youthful corps into the team that won the ’84 World Series. He did this really long, really detailed imitation of an air-raid siren that he must have picked up as a kid — it was pitch-perfect, and took about three minutes to complete. I wish I had a parlor trick like that. Everyone should have at least one decent parlor trick, for rainy afternoons with the family.

          • Bunk X says:

            Yeah. At least one. I have a basket full of ’em.

            Grampa told me of a gaffe he and his brothers used in church. It’s called “The Angel Speaks.”

            Get a thick wire coathanger, cut a 4-inch section. Bend it into a “U” shape, then bend the ends 180 degrees down. Get a rubber band and thread it through a metal washer, hook the rubber band onto the “U”. The gaffe is ready.

            Wind up the washer tight, hold it in place, then sit on it, preferably on a wooden pew. When the time is right, lean over, raise a cheek. The washer is released with a loud “BRRRAAAAP!”

            Depending on the design, preparation and control, you may be able to get up to 3 farts out of it.

            Oh, and always look at the kid next to you in complete disgust each time you rip one.

          • Octopus says:

            I’m headed to church this afternoon for a memorial service. I wish I had the nerve. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Thanks! I needed that laugh! 😆

  40. Octopus says:

    Fatass is a Crazy Cat Lady, now. 😆

  41. Octopus says:

    What an annoyance of asshats! 😆

  42. Octopus says:

    Now he’s defending Farrakhan. He’s gone. I bet he brushes his teeth retarded. 😆

  43. Octopus says:

    That twitter-thread Fatass is uh-ing about is so chock-full of idiotic libturd psychopathy, it sucked all the wind out of Chunky’s colon, so he had nothing to say. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Used to be ex-Presidents shut their traps after they left office in deference to the newly elected, but Jimmah broke that barrier.

    • Pakimon says:

      The Unicorn Messiah™ can’t just watch as the bad Orange Man systematically dismantles his “legacy”. 😆