Ride The Decline Illustrated

All he needs is a magical jazzy ponytail and it’s Our Boy Charles & LGF.

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247 Comments on “Ride The Decline Illustrated”

  1. Octopus says:

    That’s awesome. I would like to see the landing, though — looks like he made quite a thud. 😆

  2. Octopus says:


    I swear I saw an old movie once that had scenes from an insane asylum, where one of the patients thought he was a dog. Now it’s an acceptable lifestyle. Fetch, Mr. Barky! 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    An Islamist terror-symp got killed “assidentally.” I won’t lose any sleep over this one.


  4. Octopus says:

    And one of those low-IQ dullards has just weighed in. Needed a truck stop scale, this time. 😆

  5. rightymouse says:

    Be sure to file for unemployment!

  6. rightymouse says:

    Gavin McInnes would have you for lunch, Fatso, & spit you out. His Proud Boys are fighting back. Deal with it!

  7. rightymouse says:

    Sherrod Brown of Ohio has been called on by the #Metoo group to resign. Awesome!!!
    I hope he loses next month!

  8. Octopus says:

    Ooh, scary accusations will revive the becalmed Blue Wave!

    Nice try, losers. Americans with any brains no longer believe any of your lies. 😆

  9. Octopus says:

    The reporting on Antifa, you mean? Yeah, even the self-identified Liberal Democrats (95%) of the MSM didn’t enjoy your guys’ last few riot-protests. “Too acrid,” they sniffed. Mace is a bummer. 😦

  10. Abu Who Cares? says:

    Had stomach issues 2 of the 4 days Mrs. Right and I visited our only child in the burbs of St. Louis. She’s attending a fine private university, working, and enjoying. Must be costing us but I don’t care. I’d have never handled moving out of state @22. So proud!

    Bought a nice jacket with school name. 😎

    • Abu Who Cares? says:

      Forgot to mention she has her own apartment and guard cat. Our baby.

      • Octopus says:

        Congrats, Abu! It’s great to see your kids making real progress, isn’t it?

        Over here, we’re proud empty-nesters once more, as our younger gal has moved into her own apartment, working her first full-time job as a clinical psychologist. Both kids have their own places within 20 mins driving distance, and we’re seeing them every Sunday night for dinner and “90 Day Fiance.”

        Life is good.

      • rightymouse says:

        I absolutely HATE being an empty-nester. 😦

        • Octopus says:

          You should adopt a young human. Lots of them available, I understand. 😉

          I would miss the kids more if we didn’t see them all the time. They live close now, not like when one was in NYC and the other in East Lansing.

        • Bunk X says:

          Get a labrador. It’s like having a 2 year-old who never grows up.

          • Octopus says:

            I was gonna say dog, but I thought ‘Mouse already had one. If you don’t, go get one today. Secret of happiness. For me, anyway.

            Sunday nights, we have all three family dogs romping around together. George, Henry and Alphonse. 🙂

          • rightymouse says:

            We have a doggy. She’s actually youngest son’s dog, but she needs more training before he can take her on the road in his truck. She’s a Rotty mix & folks have suggested that it’s Shar Pei. We love her to death & spoiling her rotten. 🙂

          • rightymouse says:

            This is what she looks like tho it’s not her. Found pic on the net. Need to figure out how to get my pics uploaded.

          • Octopus says:

            Great-looking dog! Very Sharpei.

  11. Bunk X says:

    Pumpkins are melons, too.

    • Octopus says:

      Gourd Family (Cucurbitaceae) Assorted melons & squash: A. Pumpkin, B. Watermelon, C. Crenshaw Melon, D. Cantaloupe, E. Honeydew Melon, F. Spaghetti Squash. The squash and pumpkin are varieties of Cucurbita pepo, while the melons & canteloupe are varieties of Cucumis melo.

      All that aside, she’s really working that knit dress. 🙂

  12. Bunk X says:

    If Elizabeth Warren is the first woman of color to run for the Senate as a Native American, then I am an ex-slave demanding reparations. Pay my ancestors’ former master’s heirs the price of my ancestors’ purchase, the cost of their food, clothing and housing, and all adjusted for inflation.


  13. Octopus says:

    Ladies and Germs, I give you…THE LEFT!

  14. Octopus says:

    Beyond precious! 😆


    P.S. When and why did “womyn” become “womxn?” Is it something to do with the X and Y chromosomes? Or something even more stupid?

  15. Octopus says:

    I think his name is “Beta.” 😆

  16. Octopus says:

    The Left is doing a great job of creating GOP election ads this year. Bra-vo! 😆

  17. Octopus says:

  18. ISTE says:

    A real breakfast. Unfortunately not available in the USA


    • Octopus says:

      What’s not available? We have great pork and beans, ham in any form you could possibly desire, cherry tomatoes are plentiful, burnt toast not a problem, and whatever that circular thing on top is, I’m sure we can accommodate. Not at McDonald’s, but any real restaurant. Fake news! 😆

      • ISTE says:

        The beans here are “pork and beans” however I never found any pork, and they are way too sweet. English baked beans are just beans in a tomato sauce.

        What you think is ham on the plate is actually bacon. Back bacon. In England there are three types of bacon. Back, middle and streaky. only streaky is available here.

        As to sausage, in the USA it is made from lips and assholes and way too salty, In England it is course ground prime pork cuts delicately seasoned with herbs and spices.

        The circular thing is Black Pudding, known in the USA as “Blood Pudding” yep, made from congealed blood and chunks of pig fat. It is awesome….

        I can buy real food here but it is expensive for obvious reasons.


      • Bunk X says:

        Tomatos are new world fruit. Are you culturally appropriating breakfast?

    • rightymouse says:

      Lovely brekkie! May I suggest that you try simmering the mushrooms in butter/red wine & worcestershire and replace the ham with a grilled Delmonico steak seasoned with black pepper & rosemary? 🙂

  19. Octopus says:


  20. Octopus says:


    I mean, her whole act revolves around what a slutty tramp she is. I’m sensing a disconnect. 😕

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Michael Caine was really impressed by this.

      Amy Schumer: “Patrick Stewart came all over my tits” | Men of the Year Awards 2016 | British GQ

  21. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Who’d a thunk portraying the FLOTUS as a whore for a thuggish coarse cRapper in the White House would somehow be viewed as a bad thing??? It was merely a creative acting choice.

    And the cRapper is a real hero of the left. Served a year in prison on gun charges.


    Here’s a picture of the guns he was arrested trying to buy.

  22. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Trump proves leadership gets action.

    And in his Tweets Trump doesn’t miss a beat blaming the idiotic Demoncraps right before an important election where they claim to stand against everything he’s for. Such as borders and law enforcement. As usual they walked right into. That “caravan” is probably fully funded by their boy Soros.

    I am watching the Democrat Party led (because they want Open Borders and existing weak laws) assault on our country by Guatemala, Honduras and El Salvador, whose leaders are doing little to stop this large flow of people, INCLUDING MANY CRIMINALS, from entering Mexico to U.S…..

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 18, 2018
    ….In addition to stopping all payments to these countries, which seem to have almost no control over their population, I must, in the strongest of terms, ask Mexico to stop this onslaught – and if unable to do so I will call up the U.S. Military and CLOSE OUR SOUTHERN BORDER!..

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 18, 2018

    ….The assault on our country at our Southern Border, including the Criminal elements and DRUGS pouring in, is far more important to me, as President, than Trade or the USMCA. Hopefully Mexico will stop this onslaught at their Northern Border. All Democrats fault for weak laws!

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 18, 2018

    • Minnow says:

      and Barry, with all of his bravado, with all of his badassery, with all of his “I am so much smarter than thou art”…..

      is strangely silent at this point.

      I am so surprised.


      • Minnow says:

        Oh Barry – I am so sorry. I had forgotten…. you are nothing more than a week old skidmark on the underpants of America…. heaped in the laundry pile of tomorrow.

        And have a nice day.

  23. Bunk X says:

    Charles’ brain is full of crazy shit.

    • Octopus says:

      When Chunky sees how his New Leftist Pals are failing horribly on every level, and starts sending out despairing tweets of impotent rage.
      😆 😆 😆 😆

  24. Octopus says:

    That was at 1:41 am, on a Thursday. Gus wonders why he can’t find work. 😆

    At 2:14 am, he hit the wall…

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Thank God his Sprint service is working so he can impart such important updates through the wee hours..

  25. Octopus says:

    Chunky felt the need to retweet this dogwhistle accusation of racism that makes no sense whatsoever, since it was Warren who turned out to be the worst kind of racist cynic, building her whole career on the burial mounds of a defeated people.

    Fatass, you got nuthin’. 😆

  26. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Hey Fox News. Here’s a clue bat. DON’T PUT ON RUSH LIMBAUGH NOW. Jeezus fuckin’ hell. Trump’s got this. If you let Rush keep talking he will until he shoots himself (and the GOP) in the foot. He’s just a radio jock.

  27. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Love this chick. She’s a bad ass! And hot like Lady Gaga. But keeps her pants on.

  28. rightymouse says:

    Chuck Schumer was visiting a Washington D.C. primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

    The teacher asked Mr. Schumer if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘Tragedy’.

    So Mr. Schumer asked the class for an example of a ‘Tragedy’

    A little boy stood up and offered: ‘If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.’
    ‘Incorrect,’ said Schumer. ‘That would be an accident.’

    A little girl raised her hand: ‘If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.’
    ‘I’m afraid not’, explained Schumer, ‘that’s what we would refer to as a great loss’.

    The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Schumer searched the room.

    ‘Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?’

    Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand and said: ‘If a plane carrying you and Mrs. Pelosi and The Obamas and Mrs. Clinton was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.’

    ‘Fantastic’ exclaimed Schumer, ‘and can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?’

    ‘Well’, said Johnny, ‘it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either!’

  29. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    These FBI honchos make me sick. Claims to want a limited format ostensibly to protect national security. In reality to limit the damage done when he has to admit he and his pals are subversive anti-democratic pieces of shit working for the progturds and attempting to overthrow our POTUS. He has two people that have testified he was not joking about wearing a wire to try and prove Trump is not mentally able to serve. It’s treason plain and simple since there was no reason. You can’t say someone’s not fit just because you hate him. The entire executive 7th floor of the FBI was a den of Obungle packed progturd fuckers. Their mission was to fuck over anyone who takes power that’s not a progturd. Plain and simple. Now that they’re found out they pull this pathetic sanctimonious boy scout act about duty and honor and protecting the country. When they’re really crooks and liars who want to negate our vote. Hope they all go to jail.

  30. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Seriously? Why don’t we just roll up the DOJ and the FBI into the Ministry of Silly Walks?

  31. ISTE says:

    I do not smile much. This made me smile.


  32. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    So it’s clearly a new day at the tired and worn out old media liar 60 minutes. To mix things up a bit they’ve decided to have an old queer Jew be the one grabbing ass at the Holiday party this year. Oh wait….

  33. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    What’s at stake if investors begin to shun Saudi Arabia

    Um… then they’re just back to being oil ticks?

  34. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Wow. A Brit star who did a nice job in The Crown on Netflix. And now has a new movie coming out just called our POTUS a GIANT PENIS.

    So anyway, good luck with your stage career. It’s over honey. They poured millions into that thing. Millions and millions of Trump fans aren’t paying a penny for it now. It was bad enough they cut out the American flag. And now the Brit bitch lead insults our POTUS.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      And what is it with Hollyweird movie producers? Are they fucking idiots? Or just high on opiates? Either way investors are screwed. Why not just make these dipshits sign something that says I will not torpedo the film by pissing off a giant part of the market. If you do, that’s how much you’re NOT GETTING PAID. She has to have lost them 10s of millions. They were counting on patriots coming to the movie despite the flag thing. Guess what Hollyweird morons and Brit bimbo starlets? Patriots VOTED FOR TRUMP!

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I Googled claire foy insults donald trump and got no hits. Like she never said it.

      But I switched to BING and found this and many others.

      ‘First Man’ Star Claire Foy Gives Trump New Nickname He …
      8 hours ago · ‘First Man’ Star Claire Foy Gives Trump New Nickname He Just Might Be Proud Of … He was holding a sign at the time that said, “MeTooFraud.” By this time, the movement had become a witch hunt, but Claire Foy took the man’s insult as an affront to all women and she wanted to attack him for it. … Donald Trump Hollywood. Recommended For You …

      ‘First Man’ British Actress Calls Trump Vile Insult …

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      And it’s a bit rich that a woman who played a filthy rich entitled-by-birth monarch and she played her sympathetically would insult our ELECTED BY THE PEOPLE leader calling him such a vile thing. Yes we all applaud the Queen that she does at least get up every day and play our her little duties and obligations. But lets face it. She has no stress. It’s all play acting.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Does she not like penis?

  35. Ack! says:

    I guess you have to learn to take the good with bad. Oh and the ugly. 🤓

    • rightymouse says:

      Thanks for the morning giggle! 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      It was fun. But it also makes me think too how remarkable that they chose a soundtrack with both orchestra and vocalizing choir for a classic spaghetti Western in 1966 ( I was four). Using the voices as instruments gives it a unique sound that you really don’t hear much anymore. But it’s beautiful and this Danish group was impressed enough to recreate it. I like how the guitar rushed a little which is exactly what happened in the original which I’ve attached below. Neat stuff.

      Per Wikipedia:

      It is widely considered to be one of the greatest and most original film scores in history.[3]

      The score complements the film’s American Civil War, containing the mournful ballad, “The Story of a Soldier”, which is sung by prisoners as Tuco is being tortured by Angel Eyes.[4] The film’s famous climax, a three-way Mexican standoff, begins with the melody of “The Ecstasy of Gold” and is followed by “The Triple Duel”. This epic showdown is considered by many film critics to be one of the most electrifying climaxes ever filmed,[citation needed] and the music is an integral component of the drama.

      The main theme was a hit in 1968. The soundtrack album was on the charts for more than a year,[2] reaching No. 4 on the Billboard pop album chart and No. 10 on the black album chart.[5] The main theme was also a hit for American musician Hugo Montenegro, whose rendition on the Moog synthesizer was a No. 2 Billboard pop single in 1968.[6][7][8]

      The original

  36. Ack! says:

    A nice gospel sound. Michel lit the jazz world on fire. A truly stunning talent. Passed away a few years ago because of his physical situation as a deformed dwarf. Very sad. But he played with strength and joy to the end he knew was coming.

  37. Bunk X says:

    I can’t figger out what he’s singing, something like “I wish I be an accountant” or something. Cool Swamp rock anyway.

  38. Ack! says:


    Yet another women title stolen by a weirdo man. All the training and hard work down the drain because some weirdo freak pronounces himself a hero and they celebrate his er…. her “courage” at beating girls in sports.

    OMG check out this dude!

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      He looks ridiculous standing next to those lovely women athletes who’ve built up their smaller legs in order to compete. I don’t blame them for being pissed.

      And what I don’t understand is if he’s transgender that means he’s in the wrong body and wants to be a woman, right? Then why is he trying to look like a big lesbian?

    • Octopus says:

      The guy is really miffed that people noticed he’s a guy.

    • rightymouse says:

      I hope people stop catering to trannies in sports and elsewhere. Just because you can’t figure out why you have a vagina or a penis doesn’t mean that society at large has to suffer.

  39. Bunk X says:

    Best legs in slide guitar blues ever.

  40. Octopus says:

    OOOHHH!! Vewwy scawwy! 😆

  41. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    It’s Saturday!

  42. Octopus says:

    Callypgian af!

    Stupid lightning ruining the football party. 😡

  43. rightymouse says:

    Assholes confront McConnell & his wife at a restaurant, patriots tell the bastards to sod off.

  44. rightymouse says:

    You’re a pot smoker?? I’M SHOCKED!!! 😆

  45. Octopus says:

    This is “Ack.” 😆

  46. Ack! says:

    A proper transgender person. See he wants to be a woman. I’ve been rewatching this whole series lately. It’s incredible how especially in the first two seasons Lithgow elevates the zaniness of the whole young cast with overacting. And Jane Curtain anchors it with her patented seething disgust.

    • Bunk X says:

      Lithgow was a bit too comfortable in his trans roles, NLTAWWT.

      • Octopus says:

        Reminds me of an old friend of ours who used to do a hilarious, spot-on impression of a gay interior decorator. We wondered how he could do it so perfectly. Almost too perfectly.

        You guessed it. He finally came out as gay in his late-40’s. I’m happy he finally found the courage to be himself, though his wife was kind of miffed about it, and divorced him.

        • Bunk X says:

          My favorite uncle was gay, but you couldn’t tell unless you met his effeminate partner, and then it was obvious. Our family didn’t care about it. They were good people.

          Oh, and that same uncle gave me the best Christmas presents. One was Big Brother & The Holding Company’s 1st album. Another was a 3D viewer with color slides of 1950s naked women when I was 13. He handed that one to me on the sly, said not to tell anyone, and I began spending more time in the bathroom than usual…

  47. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Sidebar stopper.

  48. rightymouse says:

    Are you encouraging/endorsing illegal voting? Asking for a friend.

  49. rightymouse says:

    Liberals are the gifts that keep on giving! 😆

  50. rightymouse says:

    Cleveland Browns suck. That’s what hubby just hollered from the man cave. 😆

  51. Bunk X says:

    Holy Crap, Gus! You posted your blocked list with a link on LGF! You want us to find it and repost it?

  52. Bunk X says:

    Check out the starving Guatamalan family.

  53. ISTE says:

    Bunk is six posts away from making the sidebar!


    • ISTE says:

      At Blogmoc in the good old days we did 600-700 posts on the overnight…

      • Octopus says:

        Some of the same people used to do the same at LGF every night, and then donate some dinero to the gracious-but-quiet host, one Charles Johnson. Ah, those were the days. 🙂


      • Bunk X says:

        Some nights we had to open up new threads during the video wars. Fun times.

  54. rightymouse says:

    The Houston Trump rally for Cruz is going to be a blow-out. Beta Male is probably crying! 😆


  55. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    This is a very strange story. It’s a double murder of a mom and her 10 yr old son by the boyfriend over trivial TV watching. I became curious because the suspect is black and the story avoids naming the victims or picturing them. So I wondered if it’s libturd reporting trying to avoid showing that the victims were white. Never got the answer so far. But I did find out this guy was no rabid gang thug. He was a veteran in good standing with no run-ins with the law. Might be PTSD. Sad story either way. Two people needlessly killed and a man’s life is over who gave service. I work in the the corporate investment world and over the decades I can think of two veterans I worked with who had impulsive anger issues and acted on them inappropriately. Sometimes when we train men to be soldiers and to run headlong into danger we affect their personalities unintentionally I think.

    • rightymouse says:

      Katherine Lam can’t write. “…in the death of his girlfriend and her 10-year-old son, neither of who were not identified.”. Really?

  56. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Woman murdered in the street in 2011 in SA by the regime. Liberals demanded no action of Obungle who also couldn’t have cared less.

    • rightymouse says:

      Liberals are nothing but a bunch of hypocrites. They are also dangerous when in power because of their hypocrisy. And the liberal media are complicit allies.

  57. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    The state of comedy is really sad. This sad encounter between SS and LCK is not funny. And sounds pathetic. What would be funny is if Gilbert Gottfried or Norm MacDonald made a joke about it.

  58. Bunk X says:

    El Gusano, on his way to a job interview?


    • Octopus says:

      Reminds me of the time Gus ran out of beer before he switched to the more-effective Sterno nightcap, with his ditchweed cigar. He gave it a helluva try, damn it.

  59. Octopus says:

    Just icky, when women get all sploosh-y over marginally-attractive political hacks.

  60. rightymouse says:

    Am watching Trump’s Texas rally in support of Cruz. Loving it! 🙂