Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Charles Johnson May Be Found Here.

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195 Comments on “Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Charles Johnson May Be Found Here.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Chunky is one of the Real Heroes of the Resistance. 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      LMAO!!! Too easy for Norm.

    • KGB says:

      Son of a teacher here and I laughed my ass off at this. It’s weird how the same things pop up in everyone’s Youtube timeline at the same time. I watched his twice yesterday and then today it’s on the sidebar at Ace’s.

      This teacher lady really seemed like a retard. Nah, I’m just kidding, she’s a good hero.

      “You gotta admit, though. That guy that put that flag up in Iwo Jima? He was close.”

  2. Octopus says:

    “I was planning on writing a detailed review of several books on web security tonight, but the Obama collapse has superseded my best-laid plans. Here’s another open thread for this important topic, as America wrestles with the issue of whether it would be a good idea to elect a President with a 20-year history of associating with people who hate America.”
    — Charles Foster Johnson

    Fascinating the way his whole brain flipped over on every issue, when Obama was elected. 😆

  3. Octopus says:


    And they wonder why guys aren’t so much into dating, sex and marriage these days, but would rather stay home and play video games, watch porn, etc. I understand there’s unlimited free porn available on the internet, of astonishing variety and quality. A friend of a friend told me about it.

  4. Octopus says:

    Are they effing kidding? Nobody with two neural synapses to rub together found Ford’s tall tales convincing. She was found to be lying about everything, and couldn’t find ONE person to back up any part of her bullshit. 😆


    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      But she’s a survivor doncha know? She survived a story she made up because she’s been in a lot of situations with guys where she had to go get an abortion. Teddible, teddible. The abortion option MUST always be there for all women lest their lives and reputations be DESTROYED by a baby. Because you know no one knows they fuck and they would be SHOCKED if they knew.

  5. Octopus says:

    Crowder won Columbus Day handily. 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Ha! that’s great. My wife said the other day that the Indians weren’t really indigenous because they only got here 12,000 yrs ago. And I’m like WTF? That’s about as indigenous as you can get. They got here before written language. LOL! I don’t know what the hell she was thinking but I straightened her out on it. One of the problems when the Euro settlers got here is the Native Americans didn’t take them seriously. They were like “Sure you want to buy Manhattan? Give us some of that pretty shiny shit you got and maybe a big smoke making stick. You want to buy some air next? Dumbasses”. But they had no idea the massive European onslaught that was about to happen. How could they have known the incredible pressures pushing people here and the formidable organization and technology? They had their own tribal and internal fights but couldn’t imagine the massive power struggles they would be caught up in from a place they NEVER HEARD OF.

      Wow. This reminds me of a Harry Turtledove (he writes alternative histories) novel called


      – Where, instead of finding clever and dangerous Asian American Natives the European settlers instead found Homo Erectus (a 3 or 4 million yr old early human) which had colonized the New World and hadn’t died out. It’s an interesting story because the settlers brought African slaves with them. So the latter tended to be “in the house” slaves where as the lower humans were the out door physical labor.

      A series of books about a small reptilian alien race that scopes Earth for invasion 1700 yrs ago when we were swinging axes and swords. And then comes back with a weary invasion force that’s been in space for way too long right in the middle of WWII. A vicious technological power struggle. They’re an ancient race that doesn’t innovate much so they’re a bit overwhelmed by us humans who they call “The Big Uglies”. As you can imagine we only have to down one of their vehicles to reverse engineer their fantastic alien tech. It’s snarky and adorable and loads of fun. Oh and it turns out they have a weakness for the Italian herb basil which makes their troops high. LOL!

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        Another great Harry Turtledove book is called Ruled Britannia.

        Ruled Britannia

        The book is set in the years 1597–1598, in an alternate universe where the Spanish Armada is successful in 1588. The Kingdom of England has been conquered and returned to the fold of the Roman Catholic Church under the rule of Queen Isabella, daughter of Philip II of Spain. Queen Elizabeth is deposed and is imprisoned within the Tower of London as her fellow Protestants are burned as heretics by the English Inquisition.

        The story is seen from the point of view of two famous playwrights: English poet William Shakespeare, and Spanish poet Lope de Vega; supporting characters include contemporaries Christopher Marlowe, Richard Burbage, and Will Kempe.

  6. Octopus says:

    Now she calls for civility? Bitch, please! 😆


    It’s called schadenfreude, dear. We’re soaking in it. 🙂

  7. Octopus says:

    Fatass tearfully retweeted this glurge as his parting shot last night:

    Yes, you all “take it for granted.” You’re thoroughly brainwashed. Thanks for clarifying.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Oh gosh. Incredibly consequential for human existence. Except jackwad Chunky seems to never detail what those teddible, teddible consequences are. Do we have to sell our beach houses Fatso? Or just walk 10 feet landward so our tootsies don’t get wet. Hurricanes, tornadoes, storms…..but wait that’s just weather. Only a FOOL would confuse that with climate. Here’s another creaking branch you’re sitting on after running off the only person on your website who could at least articulate the Climate lies (Luddy). Ludwig Von Slutshame actually has a real job and grew tired of your crap sandwich of a webtard. Now you’re trying to pretend you know a proton from a crouton with no help from your commie lefturd “contributors”.

  8. Octopus says:

    [smell of my own farts chokes me] [sounds like a raccoon in the attic] [the fascists just turned my electricity off again for non-payment] [it’s really dark and scary in here] [where oh where did my life go off the rails?}

  9. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Speaking the Shanghai Masters this week, Roger Federer, 37, said tennis must set high standards for treatment of support personnel, but acknowledged the extreme pressure that players face.

    Speaking the Shanghai Masters? Is that like “I Sing the Body Electric”?. I speak the Shanghai Masters…” Because I a real jornolitz riting things and speeking wif my mouf.

    Fuck off. It’s every story now. And they have all this great tech that can spell check and grammar check since 20+ years ago.

  10. Octopus says:


    VDH is almost too-credentialed a writer/historian to tackle this seedy subject, but it did consume the nation’s interest for a couple of weeks in a bitter, no-holds-barred cage match. The Left will continue to cite this episode as proof of the EVULNESS of the GOP, for decades to come. Know the facts, and remember the facts, for your coming elevated discussions of national affairs with your libturd friends and family. 🙂

  11. Octopus says:

    Savage cruelty to innocent fish!

  12. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    What a snot filled snob. Kanye West is the least of black’s worries. Almost half black men don’t graduate high school and instead join gangs and then fill our penitentiaries. In fact many black men probably didn’t read a book until they GOT to prison. I’m not going to recite the already known embarrassing and depressing statistics about violent crime particularly on another ethnic group they claim to be victims of.

  13. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    It does seem a bit suspicious that they are raising interest rates repeatedly and tanking the market right before an election. When they treated Obungle like a baby on training wheels for eight years with no rate rises. Then again it underscores the truth that under the socialist unicorn rainbow farter elderly and blue collar types that are savers and do not have 401ks were punished and could make no traction with only the Dow going up. Trump’s economy is so strong they now feel comfortable trying to get back to a point of normalcy.

  14. Octopus says:

    A Stupid Man Has A Stupid Addiction To Twitter, And Nobody Cares…Except Us. We Dig Ya, Baby! 😆

    Trumpites reading this are now thoroughly confused about whether I’m inciting violence against myself or not.
    25 minutes ago
    But first, i’d go back a little further to 2000 and get myself to help administer the beatdown in 2003.
    26 minutes ago
    If I could travel back in time to 2003, I’d slap the shit out of myself.
    35 minutes ago

    The Kool Kidz still won’t like you, no matter how much you grovel. Give it up, Fatass. Very unbecoming, for a man of 64.

  15. Octopus says:

    I want to stop using Google, for many reasons. Has anyone looked into this alternative?


  16. Bunk X says:

    This is kinda fun. UCI students call the place Asian Town.

  17. Bunk X says:

    They called Kanye West everthang but a Porche Manque.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      The bitter denunciations from Hollyweird and the cRap industry are rich and prove they are intolerant a-holes and basically children. The guzzle up the most moronic lies from the progressive smear merchants. These people are so fucking confused they’re incensed about Russian collusion yet insist on open borders and illegal aliens should get driver’s license, free health benefits and the right to vote. You think Mexicans don’t try to affect our elections?

  18. Bunk X says:

    Spotted my friendly neighbor trimming my tree’s overhanging limbs Wednesday morning and saw him throwing his cuttings over the fence and back onto my property. I was late for work.

    Last night I returned the favor. It’s happened before and I thought we had an agreement. At least this time I avoided hitting the Buddha.

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      Hitting the Buddha. Rotating title?

      I looked for an emoji for above but was left wanting.

  19. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Wow. She really has no shame. It’s now well known she cheated in the debates having had the questions given to her in advance by the cheating media whores. AND although Trump was merely joking about the 30,000 missing emails and maybe Russia can find them. But how could Russia hack her to get them? She’d ALREADY DESTROYED them despite their containing confidential and classified information. And should have been behind a State Dept firewall and not in her downstairs bathroom. And now it turns out ALL HER EMAILS went to China. Which the Drive-by Media whores refuse to report as if it’s some lie from Faux News and not officially documented and testified to under oath to Congress.


    If you Google this you get 10 hits saying it’s unverified citing the FBI head honchos, most of whom all have lost their jobs for basically committing treason. The head of the ICIG tried to bring it to Strzock’s and other’s attention and they ignored him. Strzock lied to Congress and said he didn’t remember ever being told (while looking like Satan incarnate) when he had been.

  20. Octopus says:

    I mean…tell me they’re fucking joking! 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Gosh if only we could be in the utopia where our leader says all women victims should be believed despite having successfully defended as a young lawyer a rapist who raped a 12 yr old girl (she laughed on tape saying they all knew he did it). And being married to a rapist and serial philanderer and being the chief destroyer and threatener of any woman who came out with claims against her sex criminal husband.

      Oh boo hoo Ezra. Go change your tampon.

  21. Octopus says:


    It’s going to be entrancing watching the Left try to come to grips with this flick. 😆

    I know, most will ignore it, but a few will have to review it. How will they spin it, to try and ameliorate the horror? Good luck with that, ‘turds.

  22. Octopus says:


    Flopzilla! 😆

    An aborted fetus could have predicted this fail.

  23. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Who could have guessed cranky fat old liberal cows aren’t a huge draw for network TV??

  24. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    The hip hop community? You mean the one that just spent the last three decades glorifying drugs, thuggery, gangs, murder, violence and misogyny? That community? Beyotch.

  25. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Funny how they had no problem with him when he was comparing himself to Einstein and Da Vinci. And stumbling drunkenly on stage to snatch the mic from a white artist who’d won a Hollyweird award fair and square. Remember that? Blacks were like “I luv you Kanye BUTT….you shouldna dis-Espected that white ho like dat” But friends with Trump? “Yu be dead to me mfer. Betta watch yu back cuz we commin’ out Compton to git yu”.

    Also comical that it’s gay Don Lemon who’s all righteous for the hood community. Every black guy I’ve ever known can’t stand gays.

  26. Chunk’s pannus says:


    Evidently these moves are called parkour? Never heard of it. They still have to solve the battery issue. Can’t imagine anything that big and active could go past an hour’s charge on a Li-ion. I’m not a science guy though so maybe I’m wrong.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s like they’ve never even seen the Terminator series. 😯

      They’re coming for us, in due time.

  27. Chunk’s pannus says:

    LOL! Juan Williams is on Maria this morning bashing Kanye for using profanity in his meeting with Trump. Comically the title of Juan’s new book? – “What the HELL do you have to lose?”

  28. rightymouse says:

    Ummm..because he’s an a-hole?

  29. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    After Kanye Praises Trump, De Niro Talks of Finding Anti-Trump

    It continues to surprise me how empty-headed and course the idiot De Niro is. When he’s not cursing or reading someone else’s script or using Italian mob cliches he clearly cannot articulate a coherent thought. Anti-Trump? So that means he’s against everything Trump is for? Who fucking knows. All I hear are strings of profanity laced with goofy little man tough talk like he thinks he’s really a mob big shot from his movie roles.

    And I don’t think he’s really all the actor we thought he was in the ’70. He was just in the right place at the right time and good at playing course New Yorker mob roles. When he’s not a tough talking Italian stallion such as in Cape Fear he pretty much sucked. His Southern accent was lame and unconvincing. That’s why he takes such lousy roles now. He’s a one trick pony.

    “But you need somebody strong that can beat him at his own game,” De Niro told Bloomberg News in an interview. “You have to offer things that are as real as they can possibly be. You can’t promise anything — I mean, when you’re a politician you say, ‘I want to do this, I want to do that.’ And you have to have things that are going to inspire people to want to believe in you, as opposed to the nonsense that’s being put out by this guy.”

    “This Beto O’Rourke seems interesting,” De Niro said, referring to the Democratic Senate candidate in Texas who has drawn the national spotlight for his spirited campaign against Republican Senator Ted Cruz.

    Uh “Beto” O’Rourke is actually Robert Francis O’Rouke. Same first name as Bobby’s. He just uses a fake latino nickname in hopes of getting Texas latino votes..

  30. rightymouse says:

    Paranoid much, fatso???

  31. windbag says:

    Maybe the GOP isn’t dead yet.

  32. Bunk X says:

    Good gawd is this embarrassing.

  33. Bunk X says:

    Killer swamp blues.

  34. rightymouse says:

    Even a stopped clock…..

  35. rightymouse says:

    What? 😆 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Hard to imagine the ignorance of a person who still thinks Gore was robbed, when there were about a dozen recounts all ending up with Dubya on top. 😆

  36. rainoflead says:

    never forget who an influencer was


    Just out on Netflix, Paul Greengrass’s new film, 22 July, takes its title from the date in 2011 on which a lone maniac named Anders Behring Breivik murdered seventy-seven people in Norway

  37. rightymouse says:

    Is Gussy trying to get his followers to feel sorry for him? Sounds like it! GET AN EFFING JOB!!!!!!

  38. rightymouse says:

    The magic word for today is ‘BOOBS’! 😆

  39. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. Sure you did. 😆

  40. rightymouse says:

    What if the manque peed or pooped on her neck/back? 😯

    • Octopus says:

      She would consider it a feature, rather than a drawback. That’s a marmoset, by the by. Farther removed from humans than Old World manques. Still pretty close, though. A lot closer than a bug-eyed lemur.

  41. rightymouse says:

    Major football games again today. Blech.
    Had a great time last night at an opera/music fundraiser held in a mansion in Shaker Heights. Food was catered and I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of yummyness. The two guys who own the mansion are a relatively young (late 40’s/early 50’s) & successful gay couple who spent a small fortune restoring the mansion. It was lovely!! Many of our friends from the music community were there. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      We had an Oktoberfest party in Traverse City, at which my homebrewed beer played a small but key role. As did several bottles of expensive Scotch, they were passing around like jars of moonshine. There was a jar of moonshine, too. And crazy German music from all eras. A couple of men wore lederhosen. A nice couple showed up in Hitler mustaches, but took them off and threw them in the fire when it was pointed out to them there were a few Jewish people there. All in all, a good time was had by all.

  42. Bunk X says:

    The missus and I are re-watching Episode 7 of The Walking Dead.
    This is now our favorite song and it should be yours, too.

  43. Octopus says:

    Pat’s telling it like it is again.

  44. Octopus says:

    All Women Must Be Believed Dept:

    Care to speculate on Ms. Klein’s political bent?
    This is so problematic! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Professional victim.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I think the problem is she’s a fucking idiot. The kid did nothing. My own cousin told me he took a squeeze at his teacher’s nice ass when he was around 13 and got sent to the principal’s office. I was expecting maybe that happened here. But not even that.

      My cousins were CRAZY. If they saw a hill covered in garbage (we call them hollers here in Southern Ohio and KY) those sum bitches would leap off into that. I could not believe it. They would jump off a roof. I told you we’re all part Native American, right? But those fuckers seemed 100 percent ginger headed, freckled Scottish CRAZY ASS. They were the kind of kids you might dread as gleeful bullies. But since we’re related they didn’t bully me. I had so much fun with them.

  45. Octopus says:

    Btw, even if the kid had touched her old white ass with his hand, would that rise to the level of “sexual assault?” I think not. Get a grip, crazy. 😆

  46. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Gimme a break! My mom’s mother was half native. Making mom 1/4 and me an eighth. And believe you me I ain’t no Native American Indian. I’m a white guy. My girl cousins actually looked somewhat like Indians when we were kids because of this. I totally crushed on them. Small and slim with beautiful oval faces and super straight, sleek and shiny black or brown hair parted in the middle. But they also had the Scottish freckles of our grandfather. 🙂 LOL. None of us were Native Americans. We just have some physical traits. If you have no connection to a culture you aren’t in that minority group. It’s just more lying from Fauxcahontas and a clear signal she plans on running for Preezydunce which is good news! Our Trumpy will eat her lunch!! It’s going to be too easy.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      The answer is Chunky is still running away from his own flip flop. He doesn’t want anyone to remember it and will bizarrely deny it. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if he piled on Max as if he’d never done the same thing. He has no morals, ethics and certainly no shame. We were all fooled in the early LGF years. He actually never stood for anything. He’s just a loser punk trying to make money on the internet. He just figured there are fools on each side. Which ever one I join I can make money on. Sorry Chunk, you’re “fools” unfortunately have memories.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Yeah, no headline there. Twitter isn’t free speech. It’s whatever Jerk Dorky thinks which is far left jackwad. I’ve not had an account in about 3 years and I’m doing just fine. They can’t make money so something better will come along eventually.

  47. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Seriously, why does anyone give a shit? I don’t have headbands with feathers and the only time I had moccasins they were bedroom slippers. I don’t believe what they say at Mass will literally come true nor would I believe a dance for rain would work. With all due respect of course. A little prayer now and then never hurt anyone. 🙂

  48. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Hah. The kids fall for it every time do they not? Hill followed Thomas to the next appointment despite the teddibly, teddibly disturbing allegations. One of the reasons why they confirmed him and disregarded her UNCORROBORATED allegations is they established she could have stayed in place and not gone to his next appointment with him and not lost her job. She chose to follow this guy who according to her ONLY talked to her about sexy weird things. No one else. Golly, must have been so traumatizing. Now she gets to be a perpetual liar for the Demoncraps. Whoo hoo! WIN!

    Plus his wife is white so……he’s way hot for this one black chick? Ah but we must believe all stories as long as it torpedoes a conservative man SCOTUS appt. Really amazing coincidence, eh? Nothing’s too low to protect the sacred abortion right. How many did Anita have?

  49. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:



    “A DNA test is useless to determine tribal citizenship. Current DNA tests do not even distinguish whether a person’s ancestors were indigenous to North or South America,” Cherokee Nation Secretary of State Chuck Hoskins Jr. Said. “Sovereign tribal nations set their own legal requirements for citizenship, and while DNA tests can be used to determine lineage, such as paternity to an individual, it is not evidence for tribal affiliation.”

    “Using a DNA test to lay claim to any connection to the Cherokee Nation or any tribal nation, even vaguely, is inappropriate and wrong. It makes a mockery out of DNA tests and its legitimate uses while also dishonoring legitimate tribal governments and their citizens, whose ancestors are well documented and whose heritage is proven,” the statement said.

    • Bunk X says:

      Cher = Breed / 2

      • Bunk X says:

        Actually, I’ll bet that Cher doesn’t have as much Indian blood as she claims, but at least she’s not running for office, so who cares.

        Now that Elizabeth Warren has proven her own DNA ancestry, and is related to Chief Wattafukka who hosted clam bakes in The Oklahoma Territory, somehow she’s got more cred and more righteousness than anyone else running for office.

        • Octopus says:

          Cher has zero Indian blood. Her father’s Armenian, and her crazy mother is the usual European blend of whiteness. It was the mother who went through a period of claiming Cherokee ancestry, which Cher latched onto like a lifeline to pop success.

  50. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    According to a Fox News report, the judge also ordered the porn actress, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford and who has been represented by attorney Michael Avenatti, to pay Mr. Trump’s legal fees — customarily, a rebuke of a lawsuit ever being brought.

    Aw. I hope he just waives it and lets her go back to doing her little dirty videos to pay her rent. She’s probably still paying those boobs off!

  51. Octopus says:

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      It’s beyond funny though. Because athletes train hard and gun for certain races. And to have the rug pulled out from you by a cheater freak who started life out as a man is just bullshit. This has been happening in high school and college. Some women are probably thinking what’s the point in even competing? Some fucking freak with fake boobs is going to show up every time now and take the 1st place prize plus be praised for their “bravery” for being a fag. PC leftism is just sick insanity.

  52. Octopus says:

    You know what’s really failing us on Climate Change, Fatass? Climate Change. Because it’s just business as usual, in Climate Land. Nothing has changed except the 24/7 news-blitz over every sprinkle, flurry, and gust of wind. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Gus strikes back HARD at Chunky’s premise!

      • Bunk X says:

        Gus is correct on this point. The Building Department is fascist by decree. I spent two hours today at the counter to help a friend get a permit to construct two walls, two doors and a ceiling in an existing warehouse. Can’t do that over-the-counter or by inspection. Health and Safety, y’know. BTW, it’s going to take 4 weeks before we can get around to looking at it.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Also there’s that little crazy bit about how humans are going to CONTROL THE CLIMATE OF THE EARTH.

  53. Octopus says:

    Considering your reading comprehension now is at first grade level, I seriously doubt you were agog at the deep implications of Shirley Jackson’s ominous portents. In fact, you were reading a comic book while stuffing your fat little face with Milk Duds, dripping some brown goo on each page.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Gushing over the writings of wealthy privileged rich ladies isn’t going to get him far with the cool libturd kids. But then he never learns, does he?

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles may have read it, but it’s obvious that he didn’t understand it.
      I think he mistook it for the opening paragraph of “Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas.”
      Talk about a hook..

  54. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Continues to embarrass herself and quadruple down on her pathetic lie.

    And think about this. Brett Kavanaugh can no longer teach at Harvard. But I’m sure the corporate lawyer fake Native American Lie-awatha who lied the whole time she was there is still perfectly welcomed. Even celebrated as a minority success!

    • rightymouse says:

      I have a Dutch ancestor from the 1700’s. I don’t think that qualifies me to be Dutch. Oh, and I have high cheekbones & zero American Indian blood. 😆

      Lizzy Warren is a freaking joke.

      • rightymouse says:

        Also, I know her name and the exact generation she & her parents etc. became my ancestors. Warren hasn’t a clue. And I just heard on Rush say that Indian blood wasn’t even used, it was Mexican and other blood from South America. What a joke!!

  55. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    And why should POTUS make any donation on her behalf? She’s filthy rich and entitled herself.

  56. rightymouse says:

    Preach it, bro! 😆

  57. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Lie-awatha says she’s a Cherokee but I would think being a rich corporate lawyer from Hahvahd she’s more likely from the Sue tribe.


    • rightymouse says:

      That was naughty! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Given the way her self-owning on the big DNA Reveal led to so much merriment, and her own Twitter-meltdown complete with crazed personal attacks on Our President, I think I have to go back to “Kickapoo.” She got the poo kicked out of her all over the internet, and not just from conservatives. Real Native Americans got in their licks, as did SJW’s incensed over her long-con game of real cultural appropriation.

      Maybe some “Joy Juice” will restore a bit of color to those much-self-admired high cheekbones…

  58. rightymouse says:

    Get a job so you can afford a better phone/carrier!

  59. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Of course, Trump’s baiting the left media and politicians to defend a porn actress right before an election. Too easy.

  60. rightymouse says:

    Yep. And he cracked up most of America & the world. Hey! Any updates on the floozies who Avenatti was pimping against Kavanaugh??

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      We’ll never hear from Avenatti’s rape victims again.

      • Octopus says:

        No, we won’t. Because they never really existed.

        Also conspicuously absent are the “incredible damning tapes proving Trump did things no sane man would do in a barnyard.” What happened to those, Tom Arnold? Hey, Soros will cover your legal bills, won’t he? 😆

  61. Octopus says:

    Yet another Doomsday prediction on Trump, Fatass? Don’t you get embarrassed when every single one of these hysterical bleats turns into absolutely nothing?

    Plus, why so racist? The Saudis are widely known as “The Little ISIS That Could And Did Succeed.” It’s a disgusting theocracy that happens to be too wealthy and influential in its sphere to ignore and marginalize. Your Unicorn Messiah used to hurt his back bowing and scraping before them. 😆

  62. Bunk X says:

    Fun Facts To Know And Tell:
    Slavery has nothing to do with race.
    More white people have slave ancestry than do blacks
    More asians have slave ancestry than do whites.

  63. ISTE says:

    I do not have much to make me smile anymore but today Twitter did.

    #horseface #toadstool and “mushroom dick”

    I think at one time we used the phrase in here “Childish but fun”

    Can’t remember the Baltimore saying, Can’t remember anything anymore.

    In the twilight, about to enter the last night……..

    • Bunk X says:

      “So childish but fun” was the unspoken spoken motto of The BRC.

      The Baltimore saying came from Cato the Elder, something like “At least the Baltimore Sun has obituaries” in reference to LGF’s “thin content” and Charles’ haranguing him about not paying for a subscription before Cato got the ban stick. “Just do it.”

      Or maybe it was this ISTE classic:

      “To Baltimore – AND BEYOND! *wooosh*