Charles Johnson: “I Don’t Do This Very Often, But I Do This Very Often.”

Yeah, sure, Charles. Whatever. There’s no law against snivelling for dollars, so have at it. You’re the best at it, and have been for at least a decade. Meanwhile, please ‘splain this:

Charles. I’ve seen bar fights. A shot glass is not a bar weapon unless you throw it. Good luck on hitting your opponent directly in the eye. Apparently you’re a witness to a crime of assault and battery involving a shot glass. Did you file a Police Report or were you the one who threw the shot glass?

No you didn’t, and no you weren’t, otherwise you would have posted and been crowing about the report on LGF and claimed to be a hero.


258 Comments on “Charles Johnson: “I Don’t Do This Very Often, But I Do This Very Often.””

  1. dezzez says:

    First…. to point out Chuck will spam Twitter begging for cash.

  2. Bunk X says:

    Hurricane Rosa is approaching Baja. Southern California is on “Storm Watch.”

  3. dezzez says:

    In other words, Chuck’s fake news is getting hammered.

  4. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Doesn’t do this very often? He’s running a 24/7 begging operation.

  5. Octopus says:

    The Future Is Now! 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s so stupid and clueless he isn’t aware that Kristol has positioned himself as Trump’s archenemy since the primaries in 2015. 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    Progressive idiot saves the day! 😆

    (not for the squeamish)

  8. Chunk’s pannus says:

  9. rightymouse says:

    Like I said on the previous thread – Gussy has the Clap. 😆

  10. windbag says:

    I missed the part where Chunky is actually doing anything to fight Trump. Also absent is the crowd behind Chunky assisting him in his efforts. What is this movement that needs to be funded?

    What does Chunky know about full-time jobs? Did he interview Gus?

    One thing I do believe about his tweet is that he feels marginalized. Yes, he is. He did it to himself. No amount of standing in front of his mirror shouting “I’m relevant, I’m relevant, I’m relevant!!” is going to fix that. The failed attempt at begging on-line only reinforces the reality that Chunk’s 15 minutes are over.

  11. Octopus says:

    Forgot all about that one, Gus. Nice catch! 😆

    Also MIA are those damning tapes from Omarosa, that would have Trump not only removed from office, but clapped in irons. Maybe keelhauled. You mean she was lying, to try and sell more copies of her idiotic book? Color me gobsmacked!

  12. Octopus says:

    Mess with the young bull, you get the horns. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Yes. Only the first rape counts. All the others were consensual and the first doesn’t really count either if your last name is Clinton and the 2nd and 3rd rapes happened on Orgy Island. Ask Chelsea.

  13. rightymouse says:

    Presidential Alert just went off on my cell phone. Good thing I was ready for it! 🙂

  14. rightymouse says:

    GO TO THE LOCAL TEMP AGENCIES & GET AN EFFING JOB! No wonder you’re not married. You whine too much.

  15. Octopus says:

    I think I have to read Kurt’s new book. 🙂

  16. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Remember when Chunky thought he was going to be a big media star? Here was their response after they found out he was weird ghoulish lookin’ dude with a greasy ponytail and showed up dressed like Garth in Wayne’s World. And when on camera displayed the personal charisma of a brain damaged rodent.

    • Octopus says:

      I remember the first time I heard him speaking live, on a radio interview I’d downloaded to listen to on a long car trip. OMG, was he awful! Mind you, this was when I still liked him, long before he’d gone batshit and cratered his blog. I listened to about ten minutes of his witless, monotone blather, before shutting it off and saying, “Some people just aren’t good at this.”

      He’s a boring dumbass, who lived off the contributions of others when his blog was successful. Somehow he got the mistaken impression he was the straw that stirred the drink. Maybe it was the sycophants who gave him this impression. As I’ve related too many times before, I was onto him as a phony, lying pos sometime in 2005, when he first banned me for stirring up too much shit in the comments section. He couldn’t just ban me as a dickish provocateur, which I was, he had to lie and say I’d threatened him in a personal email. I maintained a couple of aliases afterwards, just to keep my hand in. 😉

  17. Octopus says:

    I have a seriously disturbing story to tell y’all, when I get some time to digest the facts, about how the Jehovah’s Witnesses just killed my brother-in-law by making sure he didn’t get the blood transfusion that would have saved his life for sure. The whole episode started Monday, and today they’re planning the funeral. It’s a creepy shitshow for the ages.

    • Chunk’s pannus says:

      That is awful. You have my condolences.

    • Bunk X says:

      I have a similar story. High school friend got appendicitis, parents said it was God’s Will and refused to get him medical treatment. Another friend found out about it, kidnapped him and got him to the hospital in time and saved his life.

    • rightymouse says:

      That’s awful! My condolences!

    • I am sorry for your loss, Octo.

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      Words fail me, Octo.

      • Octopus says:

        Thanks for the kind thoughts, all of you. We’re having a hell of a time getting this funeral sorted out, with two separate services, people flying in, differences of opinion on how it should be handled, financial questions — it’s a lot. Should be handled by Monday.

        I have to say, even though this death was caused by teh crazy, a lot of very good, kind people have called or shown up to offer support. Restores the faith. 🙂

  18. Octopus says:

    Funny Fatass! 😆

    • Chunk’s pannus says:

      And here I thought fascism started with smearing and demonizing good men.

      • Minnow says:

        – and kicking women, and harassing Senators, and doxxing political opponents, and paying lowlife idiot scum bags like Barry to protest here, there and everywhere……

        and smashing people in the back of the head (from behind) with bicycle locks, and invading Senate hearings so you can scream obscenities and meaningless drivel, and joining protests on the street with air horns and noise-makers so as to drown out your political opponent’s free speech, and lying to the Senate about some party that never happened 36 years ago and the sexual assault that never happened, and lying about your illegal remodel on your crappy little bungalow in California,and colluding with the Russian government so as to create a dossier that you would then use against a political opponent, and seeding the government with your murdering henchmen (hi Seth Rich wherever you are, hi James Comey you lying miserable prick, hi John Brennan you insane megalomaniac)

        That is just the tip of the iceberg Barry, so fuck you.

        You are an ignorant, uneducated loudmouth idiot.

        Own it you meaningless prick.

        • Bunk X says:

          Years ago Charles claimed that he received a death threat because someone joked about throwing a stick into his bicycle spokes. These days he’d claim a death threat if someone threatened to cut the power cord to his Vornado.

      • Bunk X says:

        Facism was invented by a Frenchman who later disavowed it, yet Il Duce still adopted it as a better alternative to socialism and he was hung by his own people because of it,
        Pass it on.

    • dezzez says:

      Chuck is spot on in his self reflection even if he is too stupid to know he just described himself perfectly.

  19. Octopus says:

    Another attempted murder, by the Left. Ho-hum.

  20. Chunk’s pannus says:


  21. dezzez says:

    Fat fascists always play the victim.

    • dezzez says:

      He must need cash in a bad way to turn up the sympathy volume that high.

      • Bunk X says:

        What were those “false accusations from oughtright stalkers” Charles?
        We can back up everything.

        • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

          Yeah Chunky, we don’t need the FBI to prove you’re a complete lying dickhead and back stabber. Which is all Pam and the “stalkers” LOL! were saying.

          • Bunk X says:

            I bet he’s talking about Glenn Greenwald and our infamous Anders Breivik’s graph(s).


          • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

            If so and he’s talking about suing he wouldn’t have a leg to stand on. It would be child’s play to go through the manifesto in court and count up the references to Chunky and LGF. 33 I believe it was. Case closed. Chunky got his ass spanked by Greenwald. And now he continues with that moron bluster hoping no one else will look up the facts.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Not only that. He just idiotically made an argument supporting Judge Kavanaugh. When I’m certain he didn’t intend to.

  22. Bunk X says:

    So much for compassion and diversity and social justice.

  23. Bunk X says:

    I just heard today that California has a new statute that requires “Sexual Harrassment Training” for companies employing 5 or more people. Gotta find out which bitch wrote it up.

  24. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Chunk’s a doxxer himself. Didn’t he dox Chenzhen? He keeps saying he doesn’t give a shit about civility anymore. I’m trying to remember when did he ever give a shit about civility? Even before he turned into a progturd goofball broke loser he stalked around the old LGF menacing people with the ban stick and being rude, being anything but friendly and cordial and full of himself.

    Hey Chunk, you’re an uncivil asswipe. Always were.

    U.S. Capitol Police said 27-year-old Jackson Cosko was charged with making public restricted personal information, witness tampering, threats in interstate communication, unauthorized access of a government computer, identity theft, second-degree burglary and unlawful entry. Police added that the investigation was continuing and more charges could be filed.

    Senior congressional sources tell Fox News that Cosko most recently worked as an unpaid intern for Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Texas. He previously worked with Sen. Maggie Hassan, D-N.H., and former Democratic Sen. Barbara Boxer of California. He also worked or interned with the office of Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., the ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, as well as with at least one other unnamed lawmaker. A LinkedIn page with Cosko’s name on it describes him as a “Democratic Political Professional & Cybersecurity Graduate Student.”

  25. Bunk X says:

    I don’t think he got Chen-Zhen, but he doxxed Savage. He thought he doxxed Rodan but he missed the mark.

    • Bunk X says:

      I think he also doxxed Carolina Girl, got the info from his own PayPal account since she had made a donation back when Charles was somewhat sentient.

  26. rightymouse says:

    Fatso retweeted Kragar the pyromaniac.

  27. rightymouse says:

    All those FFFFFF’s screw up Avenatti’s claim on meaning. By the way, is the Sarah D. at Twitchy the same Sarah D. we knew at LGF?

  28. ISTE says:

    LOL well usual night here 7:30 pm already drank 2 bottles of cheap red wine and am shitfaced.

    No more wine left!!!!

    I plan ahead, got a 30 pack of Miller High Life in the fridge.

    Saturday 10/06 going to try to go cold chicken. Then cold turkey and finally cold ostrich!

    I have a plan.

  29. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Women should protect themselves!!

    Oh wait, I mean objectify themselves!!×534/filters:quality(90)/2015%2F12%2F01%2F29%2FAmySchumerP.aefa0.jpg

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Maybe this one works?

      • Bunk X says:

        Nice legs and that’s about it. Show me a picture of a wolverine.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        I guess I was just trying to juxtapose the woman who wants to be a victim yet still put herself out as a sexy vixen. Once your naked and gorgeous, yes I want you. She is clearly beautiful. Then you want to say I’m a pervert for wanting you. Whatever. Way to confuse the fuck out of everything and send men fleeing to internet porn. And avoiding real interactions with women. Mission accomplished I guess. Then they whine the only guys they meet are cads.

  30. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I watched a couple episodes last night of The Royle Family on Netflix. It was so awful I couldn’t believe it. It’s about a lower middle class British family that’s disgusting but not funny. All they do is sit and watch TV and chain smoke. I could only understand half what they say because of the super thick lower class Brit accent. In one scene they bring in the actor who played Onslo on Keeping Up Appearances ( a show which I adore because it makes fun of upper and lower class Brits). He was good. And I suspect all the actors are just fine but I don’t understand where the show’s going. There’s a lot of poop and fart humor and just basically making these white people appear course and foolish. I Googled it and apparently it’s like one of the most popular shows EVER in Britain. I just don’t get it.

    I looked for an image of them and all the images show them posing like the Brady Bunch. But that’s not the show. On the show all they do is lay on a couch and recliners (with the TV constantly on) ,depressingly chain smoking and alternately throwing verbal barbs then making small talk. I suppose that’s the big joke. Here’s what I saw.

  31. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Similarly a week or so ago I watched a show called Shameless. It featured William Macy who’s one of my favorite actors. But after about 4 episodes I couldn’t stomach it. All the characters were repellent. Bill Macy’s character is a scumbag. The only heroes are his kids. His oldest daughter who’s beautiful and keeps the bills paid and kid’s fed is a misguided idiot who’s only impressed with bad boy losers. A son who’s supposed to be super smart yet cool goes to tutor a fellow student and she blows him under the table while her mom is right there. It’s just depressing Hollyweird type stuff. It doesn’t happen except in the dreams of producers and directors who bully actresses into sex. One bright spot is between two of the brothers, the one who got blowed and his younger brother who turns out he’s been looking at gay images. The older confronts his brother and ultimately accepts him being gay. But Macy’s patriarchal character is always drunk, stupid, lazy, devoid of morals and occasionally violent. In one scene he gets punched in a bar for being a dick so he comes home and punches his (gay)13 yr old son, bloodying his nose. Ha ha. I think the show was written on a cocktail napkin or maybe some extra ply toilet paper. Why should I keep watching this train wreck?

  32. Bunk X says:

    The March of the Little Green Footballs

  33. Bunk X says:

    For those people complaining about the FEMA Emergency “Trump Alert System” consider this:
    All the illegal cell phones in prisons across the U.S. went off as well.

  34. Octopus says:

    Yes, we all feel pretty bad about it. 😆

  35. Octopus says:

    This snapshot of the aging murderer Ted Kennedy is just wonderful to behold. The Left has the nerve to attack our tee-totaling President and the Boy Scout Kavanaugh on moral grounds? 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I love when Bette Midler proves herself a dumb big tits cow once again. Is it OK for her to make fun of buck toothed people? Seems very insensitive and bigoted.

  36. Octopus says:

    Ooh, the jiggling rolls of outrage! Spleen must be vented. Even by fat-positive old white cis-pigs with a HIS-tory of misogynist ranting. But what to do about all the lost twitter-battles? We seek to help all in dire need:

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Yeah that wasn’t even funny Chunky. Plus no one cares what you think.

  37. Octopus says:

    Bowie was the best. Concert for America, 2001.

    • rightymouse says:

      Tears. He was great! Had his moments of nuttiness, but so do lots of great artists. This was my favorite of Bowie with Queen.

      Under Pressure:

  38. rightymouse says:


  39. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    And the shit show keeps hitting the fan. There’s a clear FBI component to Dr. Chrissy Fraud’s comedy of errors. She, her lawyers and her BFF FBI friend have all committed felonies. Not that they care. They’re left wing nutcases and were perfectly willing all along to risk jail time in order to save the holy abortion. They’ve been planning this for years.

  40. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    This is a good explanation of what’s going on with Tesla and Elon Musk. That bit a month or so ago about him securing funding and being on drugs was an intentional deception. As I suspected all along he’s getting out with all HIS money. Once he realized he can’t make a $35,000 car AND turn a profit he’s been looking for an out. And now that he’s not CEO he can say you can’t blame me. I expect him to cash out before the share price starts to tank.

  41. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    It looks like Collins is going to go through her whole repulsive speech without a single word about Dr. Ford. Smili……
    1 minute ago
    Collins is gaslighting furiously, trying to picture Kavanaugh as a hero of civil rights and women’s rights. It’s na……
    8 minutes ago
    So far not a single word from Susan Collins about Dr. Ford.
    12 minutes ago
    Collins is going to vote yes.
    16 minutes ago
    Please don’t ever tell me again that I should be nice and appreciative of Jeff Flake when he says some empty words……
    41 minutes ago

  42. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I think it’s funny how the Demoncraps claim that the Judge doth protesteth too much. And therefore has not the temperament for a SCOTUS appointment. Because we know if he’d stayed cool and not showed his outrage they would have pointed and said the Judge doth protesteth too little. He must’ve done it.

    • Octopus says:

      A guy who’s apparently been living a veritable Boy Scout life is accused of being a drunken gang-rapist, and he gets a little peevish about it. TEMPERAMENTALLY UNFIT!!1! 😆

      You would shaky-belly Fatass, the King Of Peeve, would understand. If you didn’t know him, I mean.

  43. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:


    Palin wrote on Twitter Friday afternoon,”Hey @LisaMurkowski – I can see 2022 from my house…”

  44. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Wow. Nothing like video of your whore intern hugging you for your Preezyduncial library to make your failed candidate shrill wife feel good about herself.

  45. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Breaking News! After getting billions from the ass kissing Obungle administration Iran is still ran by knuckle dragging troglodytes.

  46. Octopus says:

    We’re going to our favorite Italian restaurant. I’m thinking I could use a good frutti de mare, with some red wine.

  47. Chunk’s pannus says:

    Is anyone else noticing an ad upper tab loading here? You can roll it up but it keeps deploying and won’t go away.

  48. Octopus says:

  49. Octopus says:

    The Blubbering is sweet, sweet music! Not many know that the Phantom was actually Trump.

  50. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Getting ready for what forecasters are calling a rainy next week.

    Oy. Sittin’ out back with my iPad listening to thunder and the rain on my patio overhead. 10’ x 20’ slice of heaven all year. Living the white trash dream.

    Bonus – penis penis penis lol

  51. Chunk’s pannus says:

    Seriously Rex Reed? Cooper’s too handsome to be a smashed crack head rockstar? Maybe you’re just too gay to be objective about this. Gaga is probably the greatest pop singing talent since Streisand herself. Screw politics I will watch this movie just to see the story told again with Gaga’s fantastic voice. And Brad seems fine in the trailer. I’m already crying and I’m only watching the friggin’ trailer. LOL

    • Chunk’s pannus says:

      I love when she presses. lesser singers would fail or simply start yelling which is what happened to Whitney Houston (but not her wonderful aunt who was a finesse singer, not a rock singer). But with great vocal singers who have to press (and horn players) you hear a high jingle because the overtones lock in and are creating a sympathetic vibration in the vocal space that is so pleasing to hear.

    • Chunk’s pannus says:

      Brad is eating that Shure mic. Not advised. A sure (pun intended) sign of an amateur although a very good amateur. Gaga backs off that hot Shure mic because she knows she can kill on it. That things wired. Those were awesome and super live. We had so many issues when the wireless batteries crap came in in the ‘80s. Chicks would try and eat those things and bitch about the monitor being weak. No first you suck and second the mic sucks. If I turn up the monitor anymore we’re gonna get screechy feedback sending the old ladies to the Lido deck. 😝

    • Chunk’s pannus says:

      It’s good. Western blues? Looks like they turned a log cabin into a studio. Drums were properly isolated in a booth but the dude had a huge fireplace right behind him. A beautiful place to make music.

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      Love it. Wish I could examine the Fender guitar the long haired dude be pickin’. Looks like an early Broadcaster/Telecaster but could be an expensive Custom Shop replica. Me likey.

  52. Bunk X says:

    And he still has it.

    • Bunk X says:

      Must be Chuckwad privilege I had a manual Underwood.
      Also, that photo can’t be legit. The keys aren’t Cheetos orange.

    • Chunk’s pannus says:

      Many “crazy bads” were typed on this as he struggled to think of anything original to type.

      • Chunk’s pannus says:

        I mean seriously. Does he now think he can con people into thinking he’s a writer? His writing is dreadful and trite and at best, seventh grade level.

    • Minnow says:

      The thing looks brand new and unused…. and it was unused.

      Another lie. More phony bullshit.

      Barry – you cannot even put three sentences together.

      Hahahahahahahaha. No Barry, WE believe you…..


  53. Chunk’s pannus says:

    Wow. The ugly, petty vindictive left NBC craps on free speech and a good guy.

  54. Chunk’s pannus says:

    Demoncraps tactics. It’s what they do.

  55. Chunk’s pannus says:

    Hey now.

  56. Chunk’s pannus says:

    Peak silliness. He looks scary. But he’s really, really funny.

  57. Chunk’s pannus says:

    I guess they didn’t notice they lose at everything for being liars and smearers. So yeah they tried this.

  58. Chunk’s pannus says:

    They vote tonight.

  59. rightymouse says:

    Trump’s approval rating is at 51%. I pray we cream the Donkeys in the mid-terms!

  60. rightymouse says:


  61. rightymouse says:

    Come over to the right side, Gussy!!

    • rightymouse says:

      Ya think so??

  62. rightymouse says:

    You liked him once, amirite??

  63. Chunk’s pannus says:

    Concerned about a young excellent judge. No concern about one who can barely stay awake and who’s forgotten what’s in the constitution (not that she ever cared).

  64. Chunk’s pannus says:

    RT @StephenKing: When Al Franken was accused of sexual impropriety, Susan Collins demanded he resign. Without a hearing.
    48 minutes ago

    Um there were pictures of him disrespecting her and her allegations weren’t from 36 yrs ago. And they were easily corroborated in time and place with witnesses. He took liberties with shoving his tongue in her mouth pretending it was part of the show. Leftists are such total hypocritical scumbag asswipes.

  65. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Stephen King’s butthurt tears of impotent rage are a sweet addition to tonight’s cocktail of liberal weeping.


  66. Pakimon says:

    Well… It was Tuesday somewhere. Or was that 5 o’ clock somewhere? He was sworn in around 5 o’ clock so who cares?

    A corpulent, ponytailed, sniveling dickhead, that’s who. 😆

  67. Pakimon says:

    It’s good to see someone waddled off to bed all peevish and butthurt… 😆 😆

  68. Pakimon says:

    After tossing and turning in a peevish rage for two hours, our rotund ponytailed hero rolls off the futon and fires this off in the forlorn hope that maybe, just maybe… the President might actually reply.

    and so began the all night vigil, hoping against hope for the presidential reply he lusts for more than a family sized bag of Cheetos… 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Hey! Fatso! POTUS calls ’em like he sees ’em. And he’s usually spot on! Even some Never Trumpers are giving him kudos. Eric Erickson, for instance, is going to vote for him in 2020.

  69. rightymouse says:

    Nope. Your math is way off. 😆

  70. Chunk’s pannus says:

    Can you imagine if Chunky the loser had stayed on course as a classical liberal? LGF would be booming today as a righteous ProTrump site and he would be wealthy. Instead he joined the lying conniving Demoncrap scumbags which no one believes or trusts. And the guy he threw everything away for (Obungle) has left office but comes back to only endorse dim bulb SOCIALISTS who have no clue how anything works or gets paid for.

    What a dipshit.

    • rightymouse says:

      I’ve always thought that he threw his blog & devoted posters under the bus to ride the Obama wave into fame and fortune. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Look where that got him! He can’t even clear 10K in his Gofundme begging bowl after all these years. What a friggin’ loser he became! 😆

  71. Chunk’s pannus says:

    OMG. Does anyone else find this really weird?. Bubba’s dressed in some kind of weird liederhosen deal. But Shrillery’s not. I’m guessing 1) he doesn’t have underpants on and 2) he’s looking to ditch her.

  72. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    I hope Octo isn’t watching his Lions. They have let a shitty Green Bay team back in the game.

    Later I’ll be rooting for Paki’s Eagles over the repulsive Vikings.

    The Bears bye week is killing me.

    • Pakimon says:

      Lions held on but Eagles and Jaguars crashed and burned.

      Oh well… the season is young.

      • Octopus says:

        The Lions played against the clock in the second-half, trying to burn time instead of keeping their paws on the gas pedal. Nearly backfired, as all “prevent defenses” seem to do. Still, when the chips were down, they drove the field for the clinching TD. Packers never really had a great shot after that.

        Not that I’m buying in and calling my team “contenders,” but this team has some talent, especially on offense. Defensively, the pass coverage is stellar, but the rushing defense is practically non-existent. Still traumatized by what Zeke Elliott did to us in Dallas, in a game we should have won.

        So, the Lions will be an “interesting” team to watch this year, which is all you can hope for around here. We’ll win games we shouldn’t, and lose games we should win. We could win the division, or come in last.

        The bye-week comes at the perfect time, as minor injuries have mounted to key players.

  73. ISTE says:

    Never share an apartment with a man.


  74. Bunk X says:

    Chickenshit cheapshot move.

    • Bunk X says:

      Streetfighter cheats to win.

      • Minnow says:

        that was a dirty move. The Negro deserves to get his ass severely beaten.

        • Bunk X says:

          On the street and in the slammer, anything goes, as if I know…

          • Octopus says:

            That’s the MMA game, though. It’s not Victorian boxing. 😆

            I watched the Conor McGregor fight (for free, the day after), and really loved the part where the Russian got on top of him, and said loudly enough for the mics to pick up, “Let’s talk now,” as he began to club the mouthy Irishman viciously about the head and shoulders. 😆

  75. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Kelly was attacked by leftist Churchill-haters, prompting Kelly to post hours later, “Did not mean to offend by quoting Churchill. My apologies. I will go and educate myself further on his atrocities, racist views which I do not support. My point was we need to come together as one nation. We are all Americans. That should transcend partisan politics.”

    An American astronaut apologing for Winston Churchill? It’s a sad fucking day.

    Here’s what the British people thought of Winston Churchill. I’m sure they wouldn’t have given
    a flying shit what some internet commie smear fags think.

  76. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    It’s a pretty straightforward thing. Muslim infiltrators block Western journalists from reporting on their death cult plans.

    The event is self-described as an annual event organized by Islamic Circle of North America (#ICNA) Canada. It is aimed at inspiring Muslims to implement the true spirit of Islam in their lives.

    Wouldn’t they want everyone to see the “true spirit of Islam”? Or maybe it’s just a treacherous plan to take away our freedom and make us live in a death cult.

  77. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Way to go Chrissy. You not only lied to Congress you also proved your husband is a ball-less craven pussy unwilling to go to jail for you and your FBI girlfriend’s criminal plot to smear Brett Kavanaugh. Hey it’s all good right?

    Any chance these two losers will still be married a couple years from now? I’m thinking 0%. Or if so I’m guessing he’d be living on the rental other side of the house.

  78. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Justice Kavanaugh settles in and will begin hearing arguments tomorrow. The lying conspirator pretending to be an addled victim is slinking away hoping to avoid jail time. Think about what you did to him Demoncrap lying leftist scum.

  79. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Why is their reporting such shit? Erin Vertucci was not in the vehicle but was invited. She along with her husband were killed. So she wasn’t in the vehicle but she was killed? How was she killed? Yes I can infer that she got in the vehicle but was initially not going to be riding in it. Why do I have to infer it when this dipshit supposedly went to journalism school? Also they state the aunt received a text message just minutes before they all died. Yet the writing is so bad I have to read to the end of the sentence where it says “citing a text message”. Couldn’t the writer have said per a text message or they stated in their text since the title of the story is about the text. I shouldn’t have to read that sentence three times to figure out they thought the vehicle was in terrible condition. And why? How did that make it unsafe? I guess they didn’t say and the “journalist” dipshit obviously couldn’t care less because Hey it’s lunchtime and let’s have some beers. It’s not about politics so I can just throw some random sentences together. 20 people died in a limo and shit and stuff. Also I would say a massive stretch limo IS some kind of bus. What’s the point of saying they were supposed to get a bus? Yes it’s a horrific accident but the reporting is simply terrible. These Fox website journalists seem to not understood even the basics of reporting a story.

    The aunt of Erin Vertucci and her new husband Shane McGowan, who were both killed in the crash, told the Washington Post her daughter — who was not in the vehicle but was invited — received a text message from the newlywed couple just twenty minutes before the deadly accident.

    “The vehicle appeared in terrible condition,” Valerie Abeling, the aunt told the Post, citing a text message.

    Abeling also said her daughter remembered the group originally rented “some kind of bus,” but was provided a limousine when the vehicle broke down before arriving at a brewery in Cooperstown, N.Y. according to the Post.

    • rightymouse says:

      They’re competing with the Daily Mail writers who can’t spell or put a decent sentence together.

  80. rightymouse says:

    I dated a guy (briefly) who was a control freak. This gal sounds whacked!

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Sheesh! What kind of stud this guy must be that she thinks every girl is going to want to steal him or do stuff behind her back. I feel a little inadequate since none of my girl friends gave me such a list. No seriously she’s clearly very insecure. He’s not worth having honey if you have to put him on a leash like that.

      • rightymouse says:

        The guy that I dated was ok until he gave me a nice present for my birthday & then said “don’t ever go anywhere after work except straight back to your apartment without calling me first to let me know where you’re going”. I laughed my head off! Last time I saw him or answered his phone calls. 😆

  81. rightymouse says:

    Anthony Weiner may be coming home early. Scrub up, Huma!! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      She finally got the last of the ejac scraped off his laptop computer, and here he comes again. 😆

      How long before his next sexcapade? I give him six months.

  82. Bunk X says:

    At least the contractor called up and said he wasn’t going to show up today.

  83. Octopus says:

    This Motorhead cover is all over the place these days, promoting some car. I like it. A song many bands have bungled.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      The Clinton’s are such total scum.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        People probably don’t know how gorgeous she was then. When he got her in the room he just used her like a Kleenex. Clinton’s a POS and a menace to all women.

        • Octopus says:

          I was around and dating in ‘78 — rape was illegal.

          • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

            I know. He tried to say a few years ago the standards were different in the ’70s and you could hold a woman down and rape the shit out of her back then. It was cool. Everyone knew. It was like the cool fun thing to get raped by men. And the left media said nothing. And continue to CELEBRATE Bill Clinton as the greatest politician EVER!!!

        • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

          Just like his buddy.

          • rightymouse says:

            Am still crying over Bill Cosby. 😦

          • Octopus says:

            Dry your tears, woman. The guy was drugging/raping women for decades, and in his off-time before tapings was screwing the brains out of hundreds of fame-hungry young things who thought he would help their careers. Black girls, mostly. With grasping mothers pimping them out.

            His public image was a very skillfully-constructed facade. The man was and is a creepy bastard, who refuses to take responsibility for any of his ugly misdeeds.

            I read an interview with another Hollywood old-timer last year, whose name escapes me now, but he was a guy with a name as a womanizer. His whole point, was that Cosby learned his tricks in the seedy side of Hollywood, where slipping dames a mickey was commonplace, along with the rest of it. Cosby just had access to higher-quality dames, and some of them ended up famous enough to call him out, thus unleashing the whirlwind.

            What else do Clinton and Cosby have in common?

          • Chunk’s pannus says:

            That’s such a great song. I believe that’s Marilyn McCoo. Fantastic. They were a hit machine. I remember being about twelve and at my grandparent’s house and we were watching TV. They were on maybe Sullivan or some other variety show. My gramma remarked even the light skinned heavy set guy is a ni66er. I’m like WTF???? Is this relevant somehow?

  84. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Yeah whatever. Just BTFD and STFU. We’re always the cleanest dirty shirt in the room. Trump’s not going to let the Fed torpedo his excellent economy.

  85. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Wow. Have we ever seen a weirder ex-CIA chief than the commie muslim convert vitriolic Brennan? He’s calling Senate Republicans liars and claiming they’re demogogues when any idiot can see the Demoncraps didn’t even interview the lying whore Blowsey Ford.. And calls the filthy lying bitch Blowsey Ford a “national treasure”. So a CIA head law enforcement official thinks uncorroborated bullshit is the cat’s meow. Can you imagine the people who were rail roaded and their lives destroyed by this POS when he was in power?

  86. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    England bars people just for being conservative commentaters. Why shouldn’t Israel bar radical antisemitic weirdos who defend murder?

    Jim fills in what the AP won’t tell you.

    ara Alqasem, the Media’s BDS Victim, Heads the SJP Pro-Terror Hate Group That Defended Stabbing of 15-Year-Old Boy

    — Jim Hoft (@gatewaypundit) October 9, 2018

  87. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Unfortunately the only thing they stand for is incivility. REZITZ!!!! Cough, choke on spit.

  88. Octopus says:

    Please tell me he will! 🙂

    Ivanka is brilliant and beautiful. Who’s better? Kathy Griffin?

  89. Octopus says:

    Du sitzpinkler! 😆

  90. Octopus says:

    The neighbor’s dark backyard is much more homey and comfortable, until he turns on the floodlights and starts yelling. Plus, there’s tawny scenery over there.

  91. Octopus says:

    This can’t wait until morning. 😆

    Then we took a camping trip to Quebec. “Mom, dad, where’s the toilet?!?!” “Right there!” “What, that’s just a hol……
    1 minute ago
    Different story in a night club or drag club of course.
    5 minutes ago
    Yes, I’d rather use the restroom in place where someone isn’t getting a blow job 10 feet away.
    7 minutes ago
    Funny thing is. When I go camping I don’t really care that much if I’m around people
    12 minutes ago
    In the Army, men are supposed to be able to take a shit or piss in the wide open.
    14 minutes ago
    Some dudes will do weird things to get rid of the drip.
    17 minutes ago
    Like many men, I had/have a hard time using a public urinal if there’s some dude standing next to me. I learned a t……
    19 minutes ago
    I haven’t used a public restroom in a couple of years.
    23 minutes ago
    Unisex bathrooms require constant maintenance. Ahem.
    23 minutes ago
    Here come the gulags and re-education camps! I kid. Or maybe not.
    26 minutes ago

  92. Chunk’s pannus says:

    When I was younger I sometimes feared I would be pee shy in those huge rows of urinals. Like at the cinema or a baseball game where everyone’s waiting for you to get done. But thankfully not a problem for me. Gus’ I think he might need to see a urologist about that. Could be a prostate issue. But seems a weird thing to broadcast to Twitter.