Somebody’s gone scooters.
Posted: September 27, 2018 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: #rumpswab, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, LGF, lgf memory hole, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol 272 CommentsI won’t say who, but his initials are Charles Johnson.
Charles. You’ve lost your mind.
[h/t everyone downstairs]
Wow. I think our man Johnson is getting down to bidness! “Slimeballs”, “concentration camps” and “absolutely no sympathy”. Man. That is some serious chit mahn.
What a serious piece of writing by a serious piece of shit.
I bet he is STILL fixated on that dashing mug looking back at himself from one of the mirrors on his desk (in his corprorate headquarters office thingy, that is).
Bravo Barry. Now, go change your underwear.
I sincerely hope this day lives up to your expectations, Fatass. I’m pretty sure it will, despite the slimy Never Trump/quisling faction threatening to side with the lying whores who must be believed, even though their stories make absolutely no sense whatsoever.
It will be very interesting to see if any of the lying whores shows up to testify under oath. I suspect they will not want to risk the consequences, despite the stacks of green they’re being tempted with by the Deep State/Soros operatives.
https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/09/kavanaugh-nomination-battle-like-orwells-1984/
I’ve been feeling like this all summer, that we were living through an incredibly detailed update of Orwell’s dystopian nightmare, with the only saving grace the fact that Trump is somehow, someway getting it done and fulfilling as many of his campaign promises as superhumanly possible. Of course, VDH says it much better and clearer than I can.
#walkaway š
You simply cannot reason with these people.
Watching Ford’s opening statement. She has her hair in her face and giant glasses on which make her look nuts. She’s one of those women with a little girl’s voice. She’s using a cracking voice to sound like she’s crying but there are no tears. So I’m thinking she’s been coached on how to sound distraught and victimy. She also now says the memory wasn’t recovered. She just never wanted to talk about it to anyone. She remembered all along that it was BK she says. She continues using the cracky voice long after she finished talking about the attack. Now she’s done and she removed her glasses momentarily and her face is bone dry. Maybe she’s the rare woman who gets emotional with no tears. Now she seems all perky that they got her a Coke.
Get a head-hunter dumb-ass. Do temp work. And quit smoking.
Love it when Gus goes into whiny mode, after his nightly debauch unto blackout. Hey, Capān ā you canāt soar with the eagles when youāve been wallowing with the dodos all night. š
“Cap’m. The men haven’t eaten in days. Should I force them to, Sir?”
Gusano, there’s no work coming in because you keep turning it down.
Hey, Gus — Rocky’s trainer, Mick, just called. Wanted to let you know, “YER A BUM!” Then he hung up.
Take a cold shower. You’ll feel better.
I hope his inner mountain lion doesnāt escape and mail somebody. See: Dork Falcon
Dork’s demons were pretty loud and awesome, and he got hammered for it on LGF.
Who was that other spazcretin jihad dormboy? Haven’t seen his name in the paper, so I guess he hasn’t gone all ‘splody yet.
I called him, “P-LOL.” I wish there was an update on his situation. Last I heard, he was fitna go ‘splodey on his Dad, for trying to force him to find work. He had a Facebook page.
Ah yes. Pro-Life Liberal, mental case. Even Chuck had to give him some warnings to cool it.
Chuck is gonna…use four letter words on Twitter and beg for cash.
Gee, Fatso. You should empathize with Kavanaugh then.
Libtard mentality.
He is too meek and therefore guilty!
He is too mad and therefore guilty!
Speaking of being “in a complete rage”….
and “almost yelling”…
The peevishness… It BURNS! š
Still raging peevishly and almost yelling… š
Bork you, Charles.
Look on the bright side, The Trump gang could be making you think about changing your ridiculously antiquated avatar to something more current (and accurate). š
Pork up, Chuck.
The Trump gang is controlling everything you think about. And when Ginsburg reaches room temperature and is replaced with the conservative catholic woman, you leftist pos are going to go absolutely batshit. Trump is the greatest President in my lifetime. 8 years of the American hating a$$hole Communist was definitely worth gettingTrump!
PS while Jake Tapper and the rest of the media scum talk about Stormy Daniels, etc. Trump has been appointing Judges that will finally reverse all the liberal cancerous ones. chuckles and his ilk are too stupid to even grasp what’s going on. HAha (Nelson laugh)
BK is crushing it in his opening statement. BK is WAY more genuinely emotional than crazy Dr. Chrissy Ford who can’t remember if she remembers anything. And uses a croaky fake crying voice but sheds no tears. He is openly crying at points and has to keep sniffing and even stop altogether momentarily because of tearing up when mentioning his family, his Dad, his many female friends from school, all the women he’s promoted and had as law clerks and girls he coached in sports.
You 1st fattah!
Wash Bleep and CNN are referring to it as a meltdown. LOL! They think this is all a big win for the lefturds they represent.
They’re in damage control/spin mode.
When Kavanaugh then Graham raked them over the coals they knew the shitshow circus was over.
All that’s left for them is whimpering peevishly and sniveling. š
Lindsey Graham was spot on.
Charles can’t ride a bicycle.
Lindsey Graham grew a pair. Fatso needs to find his.
When did Trump nominate Ford?
The butthurt is just beginning.
If they think it’s bad now, just wait until Kavanaugh is confirmed on Monday.
That’s when it becomes massive… and stinging. š
When was Kavanaugh screaming? I missed that part.
Well gee Gus… Don’t you think potential employers check out a job applicant’s social media pages?
The glurge you vomit out on Twitter 24/7 just might give potential employers pause as they contemplate your job application… š
This morning, I’d bet The Rotund Jazzy Ponytail didn’t expect to be so peevish tonight. š
Of course we’re laughing! It’s almost as funny as listening to you pronounce “milieu”. š
I gotta get a new twitter account just for stuff like that. If only @Jack would let me.
We’re laughing because she appears to not have a functioning one herself. She can’t even remember recent things. Such as who paid for her polygraph test (her lawyers did) and whether or not she shared a letter with Wa Bleep only weeks ago.
She looked crazy to me, the five minutes or so that I could stand to watch. I have a Degree In Psychology, too, so when I diagnose crazy, you better believe it. š
This is a woman who insisted on two front doors in her renovated home, to the consternation of her hubby and the remodeler. To escape from a rape-y high school kid with a red Solo cup full of jungle juice, mind you. Why not just slip out the back door, when you hear him crashing your party with his drunk buddy? Why another front door? š
Hey, Charles. Prove that you didn’t fill up quarts of Mountain Dew while online. Baby Giraffes said you did. Was he/she lying?
https://thediaryofdaedalus.com/2011/03/24/you-be-the-judge/
I cannot say I am too surprised by the info in that link and I tend to believe that this is who Barry is and what his life consists of.
He is really an empty shell for the most part. The only real part of the guy is the pettiness and the jealousy.
Oh yeah, and the fatness.
Fortunately the Large One is not running for the Supreme Court. Baby Giraffes would be dragged in to testify at the 11th hour and Charles would be babbling in California upspeak.
Yes! That whole thing is true, until proven false by an FBI investigation. š
The only aspect of it that I take issue with, is that it paints the incompetent, always-wrong-about-everything Chunky in too industrious and effective a light. He’s the farthest thing from that. Just a lazy slob who gets his Waddling Orders straight from Media Matters and Huffpo every day, and then tweets them out into the ether, getting little to no response on any of it.
First mention of Robert Bork on LGF by Charles:
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07225478 33762 803 Charles Tue, May 26, 2009 3:24:44pm
re: #798 Lynn B.
Robert Bork has theocratic tendencies, and is a creationist, and I for one am glad that this person was never confirmed to the Supreme Court.
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First mention of Clarence Thomas on LGF by Charles:
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05718362 30963 401 Charles Sat, Aug 16, 2008 5:32:51pm
Obama doesn’t like Clarence Thomas.
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Might have to dig for more.
Interesting that he never mentioned Bork until he was deep into his re-education, in 2009. And his comment on Obama/Thomas was when he was still anti-Obama, two months before his complete mental breakdown. š
Heh. Send it over to 4Chan.
So sorry Chunky.
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-09-27/senate-insider-kavanaugh-votes-secured
You’ll need this later today:
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/09/27/hillary-clinton-makes-cameo-for-murphy-brown-reboot.html
Worthy of a Barfmoji
https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-sued-by-the-sec-for-securities-fraud-1538079650
Wow! No one saw this coming………said no one. LOL!
Millions of Musk fanboys are crying in their cornflakes this morning, wondering how they could have been hornswoggled so completely. The Unicorn Messiah gave this boy-genius, the reincarnation of the man Tesla, all the gold in the kingdom to manufacture his clean energy sparky-cars. Unicorn farts, they would run on. What could have possibly gone wrong?
I know…TRUMP! š
Ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! They can hear you. šÆ
Can you imagine what’s going on at Sprint headquarters? They must be hustling into impromptu meetings to address the dis-satisfaction of this titan of the Interwebz. Think of the business and monetary loss from Gus not being able to launch his Twitter wisdoms willy nilly. There will be HELL TO PAY. Sprint’s stock’s heading down now right?
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/27/world/new-giant-dinosaur-brontosaurus-relative/index.html
What??
Chunky warned us the Fix was in. This proves it. š
The butthurt is beginning to throb in earnest…
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!1!
It’s going to be a glorious evening of listening to the pitiful wails of the Left. š
The first one of those was supposed to be this gem:
Pretty soon Fatass is going to come out with his own story of being sexually assaulted at a tender age. Me, I believe him. Would explain a LOT. š
In his case I think he’s more offended that he wasn’t sexually assaulted at a tender age. He kept falling down with his butt arched and his nibbly bits dangling and no one seemed to notice. They’re like “Hey dude, are you OK? You should pull up your sweat pants”.
Chuckie fell off the tricycle, the family dog humped his ass, and everyone laughed.
This scanario is more likely.
Once he moved from Hawaii and relocated to Southern California, he visited either Boy’s Town, went to The Donkey Show, or both.
Gus is way off the reservation, very early in the day for him. Felt a cold chill up his cutoff sweats this morning. Dude, walk away!
You’re losing! Tata!
1 hour ago
Harry Reid is way overrated. Could barely hear him talk when he did.
1 hour ago
I see every other person is freaking out again.
1 hour ago
Mueller has nothing on Trump.
1 hour ago
I just realized I don’t have sweat pants and it’s getting cold. I cut the last two up for shorts! Caring!
1 hour ago
You’re losing.
1 hour ago
Democrats walking out of the Senate judiciary committee will not change the outcome. It’s just political theater anā¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā¦
1 hour ago
Not putting up with anyone’s bullshit before I go food shopping. You want to be a dick that needs a safe space go fuck yourself.
1 hour ago
Michael Avenatti said Donald Trump lives “rent free in his head.” I doubt it. Nothing lives rent free in Trump’s heā¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1ā¦
1 hour ago
I see Michael Avenatti is still talking. Please point to one instance where he has stopped Trump from doing anything.
1 hour ago
I’m watching in real time Ted Cruz start to pick apart the “discrepancy” as he puts it, between the two testimonies. OMG! He’s like a logical hammer of Truth.
Cory Booker is a pointless idiot. He’s speaking for no apparent reason.
He’s like Obungle, he can’t help talking about himself for a half hour before he ever brings up the actual issue. Finally at the end he brings up the flimsy allegations as if they are Gospel. This guy doesn’t get that Obungle already stole his thunder. You ain’t goin’ nowhere with it half-white boy. To his right shoulder is a black woman, probably an assistant and attorney in her own right. She’s not half white and sport’s a real afro. I frankly automatically have more respect for her.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/09/28/wanda-sykes-trump-jokes-lead-to-heckling-walkouts.html
Remember the first time you saw Wanda Sykes? I remember laughing my butt off. She did a bit about when you go to a club and you feel like “you’re a 26 year old” and all hot. Then REAL 26 yr olds come in and you feel like an old fool. That was great. She also did a bit about how men you are with (she means sleeping with) will kind of knock on the door? She meant awaken you with their UH rude and stiff needs. Also she had a joke about how people with kids are like “It’s so great”. But they really look like they’re going through hell. LOL. It was funny.
But turns out as of a few years ago she’s totally lesbian and far left and I guess dedicates her current show to crapping on Trump (big surprise)..
But some of her stand up is so incredibly funny. LOL!
She’s got the caucasian, black and asian ancestry combo, yet she’s still stupid as all get out. Wanda Sykes won the idiot gene pool lottery.
I bet he still has a penis.
You almost have to be a Libturd to work the “comedy” circuit these days,
There were moments of ‘funny’, but otherwise I asked myself “who the heck is Wanda Sykes”??
Isn’t that Steve Martin??
Yes. He’s a far-Left comrade, from way back. Doesn’t spout off about it much anymore. Talked about it at length in his autobiography.
No. NONONONONO! Dont’ take Steve Martin away, too! What the hell is that??
Liberal heads are going to explode. š
https://abc7.com/politics/oc-judge-rules-californias-sanctuary-state-law-unconstitutional/4356877/
So……Defeat has apparently been snatched from the jaws of Victory. The Flake guy who is clearly a flake has apparently convinced everyone that good will will prevail if only we take a few more days to call Brett Kavanaugh a serial rapist, gang rapist and by then a serial rapist murderer, pedophile, terrorist and genocider and all around menace to society. Come on ladies, line up! We must hear your stories!! Please make it all very graphic for Judge Kavanaugh’s young previously innocent daughters. Was there blood, semen, penetration, anal, oral, asphyxiation, pain? Was it in the ’80s? or some other decade roughly? Really we need more allegations to have a great democratic society!
But it’s going to be great because afterward the nation will come together. The Demoncraps and liberals will be totally satisfied that their concerns have been addressed…..SAID NO ONE. LOL!
The Never Trumpers pulled one out of the fire today, for their Leftist Overlords. It will come back to bite them all hard. If Kavanaugh is not confirmed before the mid-terms, the mid-terms will be the death knell for a lot of RINOs. CNN and MSNBC can’t employ all of you shitters, with their lousy ratings. Get ready for a bit of a comedown.
I saw this so now you have to as well.
video/1?cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjc18y&refsrc=email
Awesome!
Lolololololol. Greatness always rises to the top.
Dude played for George Duke before he pulled this prank.
A true artiste.
Ummm…he’s nuts! šÆ
That’s the next video, ‘Mouse, where he does the same trick only with his nuts clamped. šÆ
I’ve never understood the whole nipple-clamping thing. I don’t like being hurt, so no whipping, clamping, hot wax dripping, mean girls saying mean things (dominatrix), or any other kind of painful interaction. If that makes me a wuss, so be it.
Am with you on this. Totally not into weirdness or pain.
Really! I once dated a girl (twice) who wanted to be faux-assaulted. Roughly. I couldnāt do it. Just not me.
Yeah, right. Prove it.
Jeez these guys are buffoons. Now it’s about fart jokes written by 16 year-old boys in a High School yearbook?
The Senator’s new nickname is “Smelly Shelly” because I say it is.
Fart jokes? Couldn’t they dig up some Johnny Fuckerfaster jokes from his grade school days?
Once there was a boy named Johnny Fuckerfaster. He was having sex with a girl under the porch and his mom came out looking for him.
“Johnny!” his mom called
“Shh” said johnny to the girl, still fucking her.
“JOHNNY!” his mom hollered
“Shh” said johnny, trying to hurry up and finish
“JOHNNY FUCKERFASTER!” his mom shrieked
“Jeezus christ ma I’m going as fast as I can!” yelled Johnny.
Fokkerfahster.
WWI joke.
A 16 year old’s farting jokes are fair game in a SCOTUS hearing? Really? This has become a Supreme Donkey Show.
The whole thing reeks.
I am so relieved that in England when I was at school there was no such thing as a “Year Book”
We just had a class picture..
That was it,
Yep, just a class picture.
That was about 1971,2
I have a comment – I see the chickens have, generally, large talons. Except for the bald chicken, first row in the middle.
He is probably dead now. my first love is sitting next to him. I am on the back row.
great photo by the way!
Very cool. I love looking at old class pics.
The green knickers are intriguing, too. š
The one with the uni-brow and fluorescent green chonis is Christie Fitch.
Looks more circa: 1872. Please tell us you are not in that daguerrograph.
Top row, third from the left…..
LOL
We had similiar pictures, but in color. Christie Fitch had lime green chonies. That’s as far as the discussion went. Nobody wanted to gang bang her, and the topic never came up.
We all wore green.
The girls had to wear green knickers too. There were random knicker checks by mrs Blenkinsop the assistant head principle.
Of course us lads did a thorough check of the girls underwear as they ascended the stairs to the chemistry and physics labs
Ladies first!
Did I mention that Christie Fitch wore fluorescent green skivvies? We knew because we sat with our backs to the sun and she didn’t.
Ah very clever. To hide the raping of course.
I.F. Rule, but who’s got a Sawzall I can borrow for a day?
Please speak English. Thanks.
I miss Iron Fist. š¦
He was a fine, upstanding man. I miss him, too.
Waiting…..
The first step is admitting you have a problem!
True. He needs to also shed the LGF association.
He should embrace the conservative within. Oh, and get a job.
Aluminum recycling is a start. Pays for a tallboy and two McD cheesburbles.
You should chime in, Gussy!
Tell the kids about cross-addiction, Gus. That’s your specialty.
Everyone, like Gusano’s siblings?
#nowplaying – Colonel Saunders’ Tijuana Picnic
A Taste of Honey, Lonely Bull, Chili Verde, Spanish Flea, Our Day Will Come, Tijuana Taxi, Green Peppers, El Garbanzo, El Toro and Third Man Theme.
Holy Crap. Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Colonel Connection.
Chunky got into the hard stuff last night. No wonder he’s MIA today. š
There is a “best vodka?” It’s either expensive vodka or it’s cheap vodka. There is no difference in flavor because there is no flavor.
When you’re right, you’re right. It’s a very weird time.
You must be exhausted! š
Addiction to Twitter must be exhausting. So glad I have a life! š
“Almost time for another nap.”
Reading into that…Gusano is fading.
Trump has ācronies!ā š
Where did this money come from? You donāt work. All welfare and disability?
He should be ashamed of himself. He’s not a stupid man, just not motivated to tap into his alternative options like temp work.
Okay, seriously now: what kind of work does Gus claim to perform?
I gave $10. No less, and never more.
It was a fabulous summer here. Everyone is working and healthy. Two more dogs joined the family. We did some traveling, saw more of this beautiful country. Sorry your business plan of getting ripped to the tits every night and then tweeting glurge all day hasnāt borne fruit.
Hubby’s business has had a spectacular year! Gussy isn’t doing what he needs to to get a job. Temp agencies are a good start but he prefers to whine.
I’m back in the game, too. Even ate pure junk food last night just because.
Sidebar! š
Not anymore! š
Sidebar is a fleeting moment of victory, to be savored like a fine wine. You don’t chase after it, just let it come to you like a moment of sacred grace. I like to say a quick prayer to the heathen gods of my Celtic ancestors, when this cosmic finger taps me on the back and says, “Hey, buddy.” š
Michigan pulled off a nice comeback win in Northwestern’s house tonight, after a horrible first half. OSU is struggling with PSU in the House That Boy-Rape Built. Tomorrow the LIons can even their record with a YUGE road-win over Dallas, America’s Team Of My Youth. Good football is more fun than bad politics. š
The Lions today. š¦
A whole different story from AC/DC’s historical take on the same song-title.
Watched three ranked teams pull one out of the fire today, with Clemson, Michigan and OSU all faltering badly early before righting the ship and asserting their privilege. Tomorrow, the Detroit Lions. Heheheh.
But, Gus, the difference is that Trump never claimed to be a Vietnam war hero, like Blumenthal. He got out of the service due to a health deferment that thousands of American men have used, some willingly, many not. Bad feet. You should understand, being a gimp yourself. Is this really the hill you want to die on?
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
Woods is still locked out of his twitter doo-hickey. For repeating a lame joke, last summer. Meanwhile, real terrorists and hatespeech trolls run amok on the platform.
I’d be ashamed to participate in this company’s ongoing endeavors, if I was a person who had a Twitter account.
He hasn’t tweeted anything since the 20th. Loved this one!
Woods is awesome, and devastated Libturds on Twitter — hence, the little shits had to dig up a flimsy pretense to lock him out of his account. He refuses to delete a joke he re-tweeted in July. I STAND WITH JAMES WOODS! š
I STAND WITH HIM TOO!!
TO HECK WITH CIVILITY!!
AMEN!!!
Yet another huge lie completely debunked. Kavanaugh better get confirmed this week.
She is not to be believed. There’s something wrong with her.
She puts her blatant law breaking in terms of “the boy who assaulted me”?
This woman is stupid AND insane.
That the Democrats enlister HER aid says so much about them.
What a liar.
https://tackyraccoons.com/2018/09/29/saturday-matinee-the-castaways-the-knickerbockers-three-dog-night-and-the-wrecks/
All good jams!
So the second door is for the Google live-in intern renters (aka total strangers in her house)? Not her escape route should drunken BK track her down and try and lay on her? What a surprise simple public internet research revealed this. But 100 FBI agents figure they’ll get started on Monday, maybe noonish after a morning of coffee, donuts and a big shit. Check the Russian Kavanaugh connection first since Ford already checks out 100% authentic.
Get out of the house/apartment/dumpster. Take your cat for a walk to a park. Do something!
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1997-05-19-9705190028-story.html#
What did Rosie know, and when did she know it? “Good friend of mine, we’ve traveled all over the country together.”
Imagine that. A comedian that makes me laugh out loud. Rosie acted like she was trying not to be touched by him. But hey she’s a big racist so that explains that.
You got the part about how he was raping girls in every town he worked? He’s in prison for something close to life, now. Using modern Libturd-think, Rosie being pals with him proves beyond a shadow of a doubt she knew about and probably assisted in the rapes.
Sheesh. No I had no idea. Just goes to show you can never tell about some people.
Like, say, Bill Cosby? šÆ
Grassley blisters Bernie Sanders.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/36502/grassley-chews-bernie-sanders-and-spits-him-out-hank-berrien
I have a post awaiting/stuck in moderation! Please release it!! Thank you!
This is an advertisement for my favorite seasoning to shake over steaks and pork chops before grilling. Last night I added some to my meatloaf mix before baking. Frickin’ AWESOME!!! š
Iāll check that out!
Excellent! I buy 2 or 3 at a time from Amazon.
Iām cooking a big roast for Sunday dinner with the whole family. Mashed potatoes and gravy. Not sure which vegetable to include ā maybe a mix.
I’d do roasted brussel sprouts with garlic/black pepper seasoning or carrots with a Chimichurri sauce.
https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/chimichurri-sauce-2
Whatever you do, have fun!
We’ll be grilling Chilean Sea Bass with black pepper & ginger & Salmon for dinner. Sides will be Fettuccine with mushrooms and Cauliflower sauteed with green beans. Bon appetit! š
Good call on the roasted Brussels sprouts. Iām on it. š
Excellent! Enjoy! š
That was awesome, if I do say so myself. Ma Octo came through with the homemade apple pie. I will be having a piece of that for breakfast, too. š
Our dinner was most excellent. š Hubby is the grilling expert! š
Weāre rootinā for ya, Garage Boy.
#walkaway
Absolutely! Gus needs to #walkaway!
He’s gone undercover again. š
Heās in a chaotic state. Needs a break from the twitterverse.
I’m watching a ridiculous game between “All My Bengals” and the Atlanta Falcons. 7 touchdowns and one field goal in just the first half. It’s great to see your team score until you realize they are completely unable to PREVENT the other team from scoring. So you end up with this retarded shoot out. And when they meet a team with a an actual defense they’re going to be summarily wedgied and robbed of their milk money.
From the good old days:
Looks like Tyler Eiffert’s out for the season. He’s being wheeled out.
Virgil Carter, Horst Muhlmann, later Kenny Anderson.
People who work for a living have an interest in a strong economy, Fatass. We don’t sit around tweeting all day long, every day, bitching about the latest SJW fantasy. It’s really quite simple. Now, get back to your tweeting chores.
Perennial loser Chunky Brown.
what in the fuck does “Good Grief!” even mean in this day and age??
Some throwback to “hipness”???
I am not buying it.
Good question. Well let’s break it down. I never used it and it wasn’t common around here (Ohio, N.Kentucky). I only ever heard it in Charles Schultz Charlie Brown comics.
Charlie Brown – Charles Schultz alter ego as a child.
Charles Schultz – clearly a German name
Good Grief – Nazi exclamation for “I hate Jews”, That’s so Jewy” and “This sucks so bad it must’ve been caused by Jews who should all die”.
So Chunky is using a Nazi death threat against Jews. What a scumbag racist POS.
Approcimately 50% of the sentients voted for Trump, yet they’re alll cultists. Got it.
Charles, one’s weight does not give one’s vote more weight, at least not under the U.S. Constitution.
On the other hand, one’s weight makes a difference on the playground see-saw, and I bet you ate it when the local Samoans sat down and launched yer fat white privileged ass.
Here’s a Must Read from The Mothership.
http://www.blogmocracy.com/2018/09/30/bloodsport/
Pass it on.
Fine story, well-told. And from the same thread:
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Awesome!
Yes. That.
That was excellent!!!
Remembering the raid on Port Stanly airfield during the Falklands war.
One lone Vulcan bomber was used in the attacks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Black_Buck
Wing Commander Iaman Asshole just bombed Bunk’s sidebar…
He had it coming!š
https://www.bizpacreview.com/2018/09/30/lindsay-lohan-is-punched-in-the-face-after-she-accuses-refugee-parents-of-trafficking-tries-to-rescue-the-kids-679072?utm_source=Push%20Notifications&utm_medium=BPR
Priceless! š
She definitely had it coming.
Sheās such a hot mess. š¦
Awww, that’s so cute! Too bad you already became that horrible person in 2009. š
The Thing That Will Never Be President had some amusing moments. š
Amusing and disturbing.
She seems at least half-insane to me. Completely evil and power-hungry, of course.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2018/09/29/icymi-journalist-launches-gofundme-for-judge-kavanaughs-family-n2523907
Wonder if this worthy fund will do better than Chunky’s begging bowl, which nets him less than the amount he spends annually on electricity for his computer. Let’s check in and see.
https://www.gofundme.com/support-brett-kavanaugh
YOWSAH!
Current tally: $504,864 of $550,000 goal
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As predicted, here’s the new allegation out for Monday. I’m guessing there will be a new one every day this week until he’s successfully torpedoed. Way to go GOP.
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-09-30/kavanaugh-college-friend-detail-violentdrunken-behavior-judge
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/09/breaking-sex-crimes-prosecutor-rachel-mitchell-completely-exonerates-judge-kavanaugh-in-new-report/
And of course, no one cares. The Demoncraps will gladly smear Mitchell and destroy her life if need be. But her performance was so weak they haven’t bothered. They and their media pals will simply ignore this.
One thing that really disturbs me is how much deference and respect is given to Ford by Congress despite the fact that she might very well be (and probably is) completely lying. Being a fucking smearing liar with no corroborative facts is not courageous. I don’t think she’s ever been a victim of anything and judging from HER yearbook was likely a total cheerleader cock hound. I think she’s such a far left pro-abortion zealot she’s perfectly willing to risk being busted for perjury. I think it’s true of all these accusers. People keep questioning if they’re paid by Soros, maybe some expenses. But I think they all would gladly do a little jail time to fuck over Kavanaugh. They are that determined.
Itās war, pure and simple. We have to fight them like the Brits fought off Hitler.
Go take a nap…
This will bring Chunky to tears of cold rage. š
Jared was trying not to crack up laughing. š
āDa Nang Dickā is the real nickname. š
Da Ghoul Johnson
That was interesting. Poor guy’s been through the mill!
He’s clearly under a lot of strain.
I see what you did there! š
“Being born is not an accomplishment.” Heh.
You do that, Gussy!
Didn’t Charles once make a move on his housekeeper and she ran away screaming after tripping over a quart of Mt. Dew, filled with something other than Mt. Dew?
That was his hero ALGORE who was described by his victim as a crazed sex poodle.
https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/10/01/christine-blasey-ford-not-credible-prosecutor-mitchell-senate-report/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_term=daily&utm_content=links&utm_campaign=20181001
The prosecutor’s report on Kavanaugh’s accuser? “Basically, someone’s gone scooters.”
This lady needs to face repercussions for this perjury. She won’t, because politics, but there’s a case there.
https://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/10/01/chris-evans-attacks-maga-kanye-doesnt-know-history-doesnt-read-books/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_term=daily&utm_content=links&utm_campaign=20181001
Kanye is being lynched in the media by a howling mob of woke whites, brandishing torches, pitchforks and grande mocha lattes. š
Someone needs to tell Snoop Dog that blacks used to be Republicans.
https://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/10/01/snoop-dogg-calls-kanye-west-an-uncle-tom-for-supporting-america-first-agenda/
I’ve always thought Kanye is an idiot because of his comparing himself to great and actual intelligent people. But as far as I know he isn’t a criminal like Calvin Broadus, Crips gang member.
So deplorable! š
Who knew there were so many white people who can’t fight?
Every black champion? š
https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/sources-of-existential-angst/
Great essay, with a lot of truths we don’t often consider.
We’re still working to verify this one, but it’s purported to be a recent sighting of Chunky Johnson in his new digs.
I thought Jim Carey was gonna come out there for a second! LOL!
http://enewsadmin.cbslocal.com/ct/49343851:sphoNRGGN:m:1:2009593263:E46D76EE3DA9353EC4B0CCDC68371ECC:r
Unicorn Messiah endorses know-nothing Socialist, because rainbows.
BOLD NEW IDEAS!!! š
SOCIALISM HAS NEVER TRULY BEEN ATTEMPTED!
THEY’VE NEVER DONE IT RIGHT!!!
WE’RE SMART HONORABLE SOCIALISTS WHO WILL DO IT PERFECT THIS TIME!
It’s awesome. If the Demoncraps had any sense they’d sidle up to him and whisper “You’re not helping”. But they aren’t! Which is great!
Remember this tweet from Georgetown Professor Christine Fair?
“Look at thus chorus of entitled white men justifying a serial rapist’s arrogated entitlement.
All of them deserve miserable deaths while feminists laugh as they take their last gasps. Bonus: we castrate their corpses and feed them to swine? Yes. https://t.co/tT7Igu157y
ā (((Christine Fair))) (@CChristineFair) September 29, 2018″
And after being spanked she tweeted:
I will NOT moderate my rage for YOUR convenience. As a VICTIM of assault..I along with millions of womenā¦watch white males gather around a belligerent predator defending his and their privilege. I WILL use words that will make you as I uncomfortable as I am.
ā (((Christine Fair))) (@CChristineFair) October 1, 2018
Then THIS happened.
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Twitchy’s ON it! š
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2018/10/02/boomerang-twitter-suspends-georgetown-professor-who-wanted-to-castrate-gop-corpses/?utm_campaign=twitchywidget
She was assaulted by the GOP? Seems unlikely since most sexual assaults are someone known to the victim. And I don’t see her hanging with Republicans.
IF she was really assaulted, it was by a person identifying or functioning as a societal reject with no morals or belief in a Higher Purpose. A liberal Democrat, in other words.
Yes, you are seriously disturbed. No argument here. š
That has got to rate right up there with some of the dumbest tweets I’ve ever seen. š
Chunky likes to top himself daily. š
Chuck is so screwed up in the head that it is now impossible to parody the moron.
His posts parrot the biggest lunatics and deranged nuts the world has to offer.
He completely misses every major story in the country.
He falls for every conspiracy theory his left wing screw balls toss out.
His entire existence revolves around white hot hate.
That’s a nice summation and pretty much covers everything.
Yep. And it’s sad.
I’ve never typed ROTFLMAO before, but #Fuckface actually compared the United States with Rwanda?! I know we need a new thread, but…
http://thefederalist.com/2018/10/01/kavanaugh-accuser-co-authored-study-citing-use-hypnosis-retrieve-memories/
The paid-liar debunked herself years ago. š
Why am I not surprised??? Blech.
REMEMBERS Brett Kavanaugh laid on her but nothing else (who’s house, when, who took her there, who picked her up after). Also remembers friend who doesn’t remember any of it.
FORGETS to put barrettes in her hair to keep it out of her face so she actually looks like she was JUST ASSAULTED before testifying.
CONCLUSION: Lying dipshit libturd.
The polygraph tester should have tested the equipment with these questions:
Do you dye your hair?
Do you think those Erkel glasses make you look smarter? Or just cross eyed?
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/377382.php
The āescape doorā was installed four years before she went to counseling. Such a poopy liar! š
What a lying snowflake!
I think masquerading as a snowflake but actually a hard core abortion warrior.
I’m not trying to be hateful here, but I seriously wonder how many abortions she’s had. That’s what this whole thing is about. And I imagine no one has a greater stake than those who’ve availed themselves of it. My wife was a little shocked when she met with her old college buddies after a few years separation. Two are hard core liberals and one who’s a kind of God fearing squishy liberal. The two hard cores had had multiple abortions. Multiple. Yet they celebrate Murphy Brown but don’t have the guts to do the same themselves. Namely have a kid and a career. It’s not impossible. And neither of them had such huge important careers. They’re still broke losers. One married a loser who I had to unfriend on Facebook (Friendface :)) because his real passion is being a progressive shitturd ass who believes every hyperbolic lie coming from the liberal Media Matters Machine and has to flood your news feed with it. The other hooked up with another libturd who suggested we execute a pot growing scheme on some rural property the cops would never find. Sounds like a cunning scheme as Baldrick would say. Gee thanks I’d rather not spend my golden years in the PENITENTIARY! Idiot. I just avoid them now.
And of course the classic example of abortion abuse is Chelsea Handler who had two in eleventh grade. She couldn’t be saddled with a kid with so many important things to do.
Rats. No pic of Mr. Inflated Scrotum.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6228615/San-Franciscosfetish-fair-focuses-consent-MeToo-era.html?login
I know. How boring. Just a bunch of regular scrotums.
And leathered penises and bondage queens.
It was a cup of ice Chuck, no one was hurt, it wasn’t a scene from Roadhouse, you are engaging in hyperbole and the story isn’t about YOU!
God what an idiot. Chunky don’t pretend you’re a level headed pacifist when we all know you’re just a coward afraid of an ass whoopin’. We’ve seen you throw down in an instant in the virtual world so don’t pretend like you’re mister calm and collected. Banning people on LGF or shooting your mouth off on Twitter doesn’t get you a fat lip or a black eye or a tooth knocked out. Go to a Culver City blue collar bar and tell someone to kindly go fuck themselves. As you say to ad nauseam “This won’t end well”.
I’ve seen some bar fights The weapons were usually fists, sometimes beer bottles and cue sticks. I never saw a knife fight in a bar.
Where was Charles when he saw someone get “a shot glass shoved into their eye?” That’s one hell of a precision move when there are larger weapons available, and it wouldn’t do much damage beyond a black eye.
Dude’s makin’ up shit again.
Chuck was dodging sniper fire that same night in Da Nang.
The latest gotcha from the failing NYTs! Trump inherited money! And the IRS thought it was all handled fine 20 years ago. SO THERE! Trump owes us money and therefore must be IMPEACHED!
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/10/deep-state-leaks-trump-trump-tax-returns-and-financial-statements-to-ny-times-liberal-hacks-outraged-that-trumps-father-left-him-money/
I remember reading a few years back when he first started his presidential run him saying his Dad gave or lent him about $8 million to get started with his own real estate deals. So he never called himself completely self made. But he clearly wasn’t sending it all up his nose like the Hollyweird kids or the Kardashian or Hilton freak shows. He could have made a total ass of himself but instead put on a tie and business suit and went to work. Let’s give him some credit for that.
Oh mercy! The Earth. IT’S SCORCHED!!!!
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/10/witness-steps-forward-with-signed-legal-statement-kavanaugh-accuser-likes-having-sex-with-more-than-one-guy-at-a-time/
WOW!!!! I mean I’ve seen stuff in p0rn like that but imagine if your girlfriend says “Look honey, the sex is OK but would you mind if we bring in a few MORE GUYS?”
Avenatti needs to back away from this chick fast. Like NOW!
But he’s a stupid a-hole & I bet will keep pushing her face & lies/fantasies in the media.
Poor Gussy has the Clap! š
He was warned about using Avenatti’s dildo.
Lord only knows where it’s been!
You beg like a mongrel dog every single day.
At 2:18 PM EST tomorrow 3 October (11:18 AM PST) the FEMA alert test is going to set off cell phones across the nation. This is an opportunity for fun with the unsuspecting.
Watch the clock and do a 10-9-8-7-6 countdown is one option.
Or you can make some pocket change:
“Hey, Jeff. When was the last time we had a cell phone alert? Betcha $10 we get one today.”
*BREEP BREEP BREEP…..+
[Note that there’s going to be another one exactly 2 minutes later at 2:20PM EST, 11:20 PST.]
“Wow, Jeff! That hasn’t happened in a long time. Let’s even it out. Betcha $20 it happens again today.”
*BREEEP BREEEP BREEEP…..*
Jeff is gonna be pissed that you just conned him out of $30, so offer to negate the 2nd bet and split the first. You just pocketed $5 and Jeff’s still your friend.
P.S. Barbie Sandwich is officially 6 feet under according to Twitter’s vague response received yesterday. She was convicted of unspecified crimes against humanity, and was summarily executed. His/Her body lies in the SW corner of the #TwitterGulag cemetary.
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-10-02/blasey-fords-kavinaugh-testimony-unravels-after-ex-boyfriend-refutes-key-claims
Wow. The wheels are completely coming off now. I kind of wondered when I heard she was married in 2002 to Mr. Ford. She’s in her ’50s so there must have been other relationships. So they finally tracked down her previous male lover and he’s calling all kinds of bullshit on her testimony. Six years together and no mention of Kavanaugh, assaults, claustrophobia, fear of no second exits, fear of flying. All bullshit. But he did see her coach someone on how to beat a polygraph. Now we know why Mitchell asked about that specifically. I also think Mitchell could tell she was fake crying during her initial statement. And they tracked down the other tenant in the house, previous owner then stayed on as renter it sounds like. This lady’s also a psychotherapist and lives in another state. They were presumably friends so they will likely interview her about Blasey Ford’s claimed psychosis under penalty of perjury.
It’s very clear that this is another Demoncrap plan B that they were never supposed to have to launch. And they were first going to use it for a Romney pick so it’s been dusted off. I think Blasey Ford could be in some deep shit. I think lying under oath to Congress can get you jail time.