What are we gonna do with you, Charles?

Charles, we’re your biggest fans, and we’ve given you more blog traffic than Rush Limbaugh and Andrew Breitbart combined, yet all you can do is post links to Rachel Maddow clones Stephen Colbert and Bob Cesca and echo their idiocy on Twitter.

So Charles. You are the all-knowing news aggregator. What’s your schedule for a live interview these days? Open mic, with callers, and you can wear fishnets if you like.

Oh, and we’ll give you $500 for an .mpg of you attempting a layup on a local bb court. Hell, we’ll give you $1000 just for a current selfie.

Give us a call and we’ll set it up. Win-win.

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138 Comments on “What are we gonna do with you, Charles?”

  1. Octopus says:

    It’s funny ‘cuz it’s true. Decent Norm-impression, Crowder. 😆

  2. Octopus says:

    Q: Is it true that Rodan is a Never Trumper, and that’s part of the reason he quit posting here?

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I would guess he just grew tired of the whole CJ train wreck but wanted to keep it out here for us and as a continual mockery of Chunk. He’s never been shy of establishing his opinion/POV. He took issue with a couple things I said here but he just bluntly stated how he felt. Without offending me or equivocating his thinking. He’s remarkable and I always look forward to his weighing in. Even if he doesn’t support Trump or agree with me. And if Chunky had any brains left he would rue the day he ever crossed Rodan. We’re still here as a thorn in his side thanks to that one.

  3. Octopus says:

    https://elpais.com/elpais/2018/09/21/inenglish/1537528934_632413.html

    😯

    How does this happen? My feeling is, not by accident. Somebody put that box turtle in the death chamber. Poor turtle!

    • rightymouse says:

      Some guy out there has a sick sense of humor. RIP Turtle!

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      That’s wrong on many levels/facets.

      Abuse of animals
      Abuse of women
      Abuse of alcohol
      Lack of morals
      Lack of self control
      Lack of physical awareness

      I just had to recount all the things that might result in having a baby turtle shoved up your snatch and you not knowing it’s there.

      I was going to attach a video of the old Chris Parnell SNL skit where he’s a blue collar hick who shows up to the ER with a Barbie doll lodged in his rectum. Couldn’t find it. It seems the later SNL crews stole his idea and it’s now Appalachian ER or something. I’m sure that’s fine and imitation is flattery and all. But it seems weird that you can hardly find Chris Parnell as an SNL cast member. Did he not properly bash Trump, Repubs and conservatives?

  4. Octopus says:

    OMG YOU GUYS THIS IS SO HILARIOUS!!!1!

  5. Octopus says:

    Ooh, edgy! 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    You struck out again, Fatass. Keep swinging, baby! 😆

  7. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck gets peevish when it’s pointed out that he is flat out fabricating stories.

  8. rightymouse says:

    These women don’t want to have anything to do with CNN’s BS re: Kavanaugh. God bless them!

    • Octopus says:

      For everyone:

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        Smell the Glove.

        Remember how Fran Drescher was in that movie? I love Fran Drescher. They had to clarify that the album cover was being perceived as sexist. NOT SEXY. LOL!

    • rightymouse says:

      Thank yew Bunk. Was…ummm…an interestink song. 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      BTW that Cheese and Onions was crushingly good! I had no idea Idle was that acerbic and sarcastic at such an early point. I should not be surprised. The Monty Python crew were hitting their stride then. I just didn’t know the Beatles were such a target. And such an easy one! It’s just delightful. We all love the Beatles but let’s face it, it’s not difficult music. LOL!

  9. Bunk X says:

    Hey @Gus_402. I got another easy drafting job for you if you want it.

  10. Octopus says:

    Pam’s rejection of Chunky’s sweaty, fumbling advances hit him hard. 😦

  11. Octopus says:

    https://dailycaller.com/2018/09/21/texas-father-son-shoot-neighbor-trash-dispute/

    Any opinions on this incident? 😯

    I don’t get the part about them fighting over a mattress in a dumpster. Does anyone know the whole story?

  12. Octopus says:

    You haven’t touched a guitar since you drove off in George Duke’s VW, asshole. Stop pretending you’re some kind of industry insider. Even when you played, your soulless noodling would have filled Hendrix with scorn.

  13. rightymouse says:

    We’ll wait….

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Hmmm. Wherever I go. There I am! Gus, it just got less weird when you left.

  14. Octopus says:

    This editorial glows with the kind of fact-based outrage that the Left is trying to smother with socialist and politically-correct lies, all over the world. We can’t stop fighting. We know who the real fascists are. And they are relentless.

    https://republicstandard.com/western-hypocrites-how-dare-you-criticize-poland/amp/?_

    • rightymouse says:

      Poland deserves nothing but praise for their recovery from the crippling boot of the Soviet Union. Liberals, commies and their ilk can go eff themselves.

  15. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Granny Clampett (Irene Ryan). An original feminist.

  16. rightymouse says:

    This isn’t going to make you very popular with your LGF bros. Just sayin’. 😆

  17. Octopus says:

    The cluelessness of Fatass continues to amaze. He is still unaware that Trump won, and continues to win, DESPITE the mostly-craven GOP which he shanghaied and trampled with his hostile takeover in the primaries. He gets very little support from “leading” RethugliKKKans, to this day.

    Learn a book, Chunky. Get off the Twitter for an afternoon, and read something edifying about recent history. 😆

  18. Octopus says:

    Good football today. Wolverines trounce Cornholers in their B1G opener, A&M is giving Bama a good fight, and MSU has an interesting road game against Hoosier Hoops tonight.

  19. Octopus says:

    Projection! 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Uh no Fatso Chunky as we’ve pointed out numerous times they (on the right) actually have families with wives, daughters, moms, grandmothers, etc…(unlike you who evidently can’t keep a relationship with a woman – even on your miserable blog!) Some of them actually ARE WOMEN. Women whom you have degraded and insulted as looking crazy and/or demeaned their statements as “word salads”. Here’s me taking the high road (something you’re incapable of) and showing Debra Katz (Christine Ford’s leftist lawyer) NOT looking insane.

    • Bunk X says:

      “Ol’ white mens gwine be mansplainin’ thru they teeth all over Miz Christina.” – Charles Johnson

  20. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    What’s not to parody?? LMFAO! And what’s that shit at the end? Are those not Hawaiian grass skirt dancer girls? They really look like beaten down dogs here who are just trying to make the best of a fucked up corporate bullying situation. You can see on Paul’s face “Just take the money, just take the money, just take the money” LOL! George looks like the only real man on stage. He’s accepted his fate.

  21. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Fun stuff!

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/09/democrat-kirsten-gillibrand-who-leads-charge-against-judge-kavanaugh-was-involved-in-at-least-two-other-sex-assault-hoaxes/

    Remember mattress girl?

    Nungesser produced Facebook messages the two exchanged within 48 hours of the alleged rape. In one, Nungesser invited her to a “small shindig” in his room and asked her to “bring cool freshmen.” She replied “lol yussss. i’ll be over w da females soon. Also I feel like we need to have some real time where we can talk about life and thingz because we still haven’t really had a paul-emma chill sesh since summmmerrrr.” Ten days later, she texted him “whatever I want to see yoyououoyou. Respond — I’ll get the message on ma phone.” After he sent her an effusive message on her birthday, she responded, “I love you Paul. Where are you?!?!?!?!”

    It’s what leftist creep weirdos do. Even after being exposed as being totally into the guy after he supposedly raped her she still walked around on campus with a fucking victim mattress.

  22. Octopus says:

    We know you, Chunky. We watched you change your position 180 degrees on every issue, overnight, trying to jump on the Unicorn Messiah bandwagon, after ripping that Empty-Suit douchebag in the weeks leading up to the election. Was that lying, or are you insane?

  23. Octopus says:

    The Butthole Surfers were the second band I embraced in the ’90’s grunge movement, after Nirvana. I still have a bunch of their songs on playlists I made in that period. I saw them live in a bar in Royal Oak around ’92, with some younger guys I worked with. It was a fun night out with the boys. 🙂

  24. Octopus says:

    Norm appears to have survived his #Metoo moment, unlike everyone else tarred with that brush besides Slick Willie and the Kennedy Boys. People who love comedy love Norm, regardless of their politics. I wonder about his long-term legacy, though — he’s telling too much truth to get away forever from the PC Po-Po.

  25. Dezez157 says:

    This smear will not go unnoticed CHUCK!

  26. rightymouse says:

    It may help if you tried paying your bill with $$ rather than IOU’s and food stamps.

  27. rightymouse says:

    Get a job! Quit smoking pot & drowning your sorrows in booze! The country is doing well!

  28. Octopus says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/09/06/nolte-woodward-book-anonymous-nytimes-op-ed-reveal-trumps-done-nothing-wrong/

    Trump has done nothing wrong, and the Left goes more insane about it everyday. Right, Fatass? 😆

  29. rightymouse says:

    Move to Detroit, Chicago, or Baltimore. Those are the very best cities that have been run by Democrats for decades. You’ll fit right in.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      What, Fahrenheit 119 which is apparently the temperature that moobs start to sweat and lather isn’t catching on with the commie kids?

  30. Octopus says:

    Lions beat the Pats, which is typical Lions mindfuckery. 😆 Good game, though.

    In other news, my favorite Tweeter is locked out of his account because of a joke-tweet he posted in July. Toldja he was living on borrowed time on that platform.

    https://truepundit.com/james-woods-suspended-from-twitter-over-satirical-meme-that-could-impact-an-election/

  31. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/09/23/kavanaugh-denies-2nd-accusers-sexual-misconduct-allegation-as-avenatti-claims-evidence-targeting-women-for-gang-rape.html

    Thank God this came to light before Judge Kavanaugh was named to the top court in the land. It turns out he’s not just a raper, but a serial gang raper!!! It’s amazing that he was even able to get a law degree and be named a judge what with such a prolific career in raping.

    I don’t think anyone even noticed before his actual name is Brett Raping Raper Rapist Kavanaugh. I hope he hasn’t raped his own daughters, OH WAIT my dog just told me HE HAS. Right after he raped her (my dog).

  32. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Doesn’t it seem odd that Judge “The Raper” Kavanaugh is against abortion? I mean with all the raping wouldn’t you think a guy like that would be FOR abortion? Since he wouldn’t want all that DNA evidence proving all of his raping activity.

  33. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-09-23/second-kavanaugh-accuser-materializes-alleging-sexual-misconduct-yale

    And it just gets worse. It turns out the distinguished, well respected judge just shoves his cock in people’s faces. And always drunk people’s faces. They describe over and over being completely blottoed at parties where men laid on them, fondled them, waggled their dicks in their faces and only remember years later that it was ALWAYS Brett Kavanaugh.