What are we gonna do with you, Charles?

Charles, we’re your biggest fans, and we’ve given you more blog traffic than Rush Limbaugh and Andrew Breitbart combined, yet all you can do is post links to Rachel Maddow clones Stephen Colbert and Bob Cesca and echo their idiocy on Twitter.

So Charles. You are the all-knowing news aggregator. What’s your schedule for a live interview these days? Open mic, with callers, and you can wear fishnets if you like.

Oh, and we’ll give you $500 for an .mpg of you attempting a layup on a local bb court. Hell, we’ll give you $1000 just for a current selfie.

Give us a call and we’ll set it up. Win-win.