The Magical Jazzy Ponytail Opposes Nation-Wide FEMA Alert System Test (because Trump)

Yep, it’s true. On 20 September, dimheads are gonq to go all ‘splody about an innocuous life and safety warning enacted by FEMA in coordinations with the FCC:

The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), in coordination with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), will conduct a nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) and Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEA) on September 20, 2018. The WEA portion of the test commences at 2:18 p.m. EDT, and the EAS portion follows at 2:20 p.m. EDT. The test will assess the operational readiness of the infrastructure for distribution of a national message and determine whether improvements are needed.

The WEA test message will be sent to cell phones that are connected to wireless providers participating in WEA. This is the fourth EAS nationwide test and the first national WEA test. Previous EAS national tests were conducted in November 2011, September 2016,  and September 2017 in collaboration with the FCC, broadcasters, and emergency management officials in recognition of FEMA’s National Preparedness Month.

The EAS is a national public warning system that provides the President with the communications capability to address the nation during a national emergency. The test is made available to EAS participants (i.e., radio and television broadcasters, cable systems, satellite radio and television providers, and wireline video providers) and is scheduled to last approximately one minute. The test message will be similar to regular monthly EAS test messages with which the public is familiar. The EAS message will include a reference to the WEA test:

“THIS IS A TEST of the National Emergency Alert System. This system was developed by broadcast and cable operators in voluntary cooperation with the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the Federal Communications Commission, and local authorities to keep you informed in the event of an emergency. If this had been an actual emergency an official message would have followed the tone alert you heard at the start of this message. A similar wireless emergency alert test message has been sent to all cell phones nationwide. Some cell phones will receive the message; others will not. No action is required.”

Now guess who spazzed out over the text in bold above? You got it.

English speak Josh that almost.

Charles Johnson has never been employed in an office of 50 people.

Yeah. Charles Johnson doesn’t want to be bothered with local child abduction alerts, fire and police warnings, or public safety National Security PSAs because TRUMP.

Charles, you’re a mess.

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172 Comments on “The Magical Jazzy Ponytail Opposes Nation-Wide FEMA Alert System Test (because Trump)”

  1. Chunky: Pay me to resist Teh Evil Trump from my couch while you work! says:

    Checking testes 1, 2. New PC is up and running.

  2. Chunky: Pay me to resist Teh Evil Trump from my couch while you work! says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/video/2018/09/15/pirro-on-feinsteins-handling-of-kavanaugh-sexual-misconduct-allegation-what-were-you-thinking-are-you-stupid/

    Pirro questioned the timing of the release of the allegations and noted that Feinstein passed on opportunities to question Kavanaugh on the subject.

    “Dianne, you’ve been sitting on this letter for almost two months,” she said. “You let Brett Kavanaugh go through days of Senate hearings, meetings with senators, answer an additional 263 pages of 1,300 follow-up written questions — and now you want to character assassinate this man who has undergone six FBI full-field investigations where no such allegation resembling this anonymous nonsense has ever surfaced? Dianne, as a ranking member of the committee interviewing Kavanaugh, how could you possibly let a moment pass without addressing the issue, and Kavanaugh is right in front of you and would have had the opportunity to respond? What were you thinking? Are you stupid? Why would you let it go?”

    “Let me tell you why you let it go, Dianne: Because even you didn’t believe it,” she added. “What other reason could there be?”

  3. Chunky: Pay me to resist Teh Evil Trump from my couch while you work! says:

    Nothing to see here. Totally normal that a president of the US tweets sycophantic flattery from his own son, linkin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    1 hour ago

    https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/09/15/donald-trump-jr-obama-abracadabra-my-dad-fixed-economy-you-could-not/

    “Without question, he’s our best salesman,” Trump Jr. said of Obama on Breitbart News Saturday on SiriusXM 125 the Patriot Channel. “No one with a brain actually believes he did anything good for our economy or for our foreign policy. Everyone saw that anything he did basically put America at risk and made us weaker. Every time he drew a red line, other countries walked all over it. He did it again, and they walked all over it. Guess what? Countries, whether it’s foreign policy-wise or whether it’s business-wise, they realize you have someone now that actually cares about America in there, that’s actually doing it–not someone who’s going to make us look weak where you can walk all over us because that’s the precedent that he set. There’s a new sheriff in town. We’ve changed all that.”

    Heh heh.

  4. Chunky: Pay me to resist Teh Evil Trump from my couch while you work! says:

    Humans don’t deserve dogs. twitter.com/DogsJobs/statu…
    4 hours ago

    I don’t recall Chunk ever mentioning that he himself owned a dog. Once again another thing he pretends to have passion and empathy for but has never personally lifted a finger over. There are tons of dogs that need rescued or they will be destroyed. But Fatso wants to yet again leap in front of the “dog lover” parade in hopes of getting more Twatter followers.

    No one’s buying it.

  5. Chunky: Pay me to resist Teh Evil Trump from my couch while you work! says:

    The most humans can do is within the solar system and after Mars there isn’t much out there but gaseous giants.
    2 hours ago

    You would know Gus. Not much out there but gaseous giants and their GoFundMe begging schemes to avoid actual work.

  6. Chunky: Pay me to resist Teh Evil Trump from my couch while you work! says:

    CNN puzzles over how Donald Trump, Jr. became his dad’s most vocal supporter. It’s a real head scratcher.

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/15/politics/donald-trump-jr-defender/index.html

  7. Chunky: Pay me to resist Teh Evil Trump from my couch while you work! says:

    https://www.breitbart.com/news/typhoon-mangkhut-kills-at-least-16-in-philippines/

    Complicit Trump has struck again!

  8. Chunky: Pay me to resist Teh Evil Trump from my couch while you work! says:

  9. windbag says:

    So, if we perhaps reduced the size of the government and scaled back the scope of its control in our everyday lives, we would be a freer society? Welcome to libertarianism/conservatism, Chunky. I think you drove past here once long ago.

  10. Octopus says:

    When Fatass refers to his mentions, it sounds like a Victorian biddy referring to her unmentionables. 😆

  11. Octopus says:

    Fatass doesn’t get this familial loyalty thing. Nobody would mate with him. 😦

  12. rightymouse says:

    Happy Sunday from Harwich, Massachusetts. The weather is fabulous! 🙂 Has Eggs Benedict with lobster for breakfast. We had fish tacos last night. Am in heaven! 🙂

  13. Octopus says:

    The target of this “expose” is a close relative on my wife’s side of the family. He’s an undercover state trooper who works in drug and racketeering stings — showing his face is exposing him to extreme danger. The stoner who is filming him here in the middle of a bust is calling him a Nazi and other things, implying cowardice. The fact that this stoner isn’t beaten to a pulp really disappoints me.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I wonder what he would do if someone ran up and grabbed his camera and took off. Let me guess, whine to the cops standing there laughing at him. LOL!

  14. Octopus says:

    Because you look like this:

    • KGB says:

      Ooh, Chunky learned a new British slang word! Look out Gwenyth!

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Well in the case of this one, because he gets up and goes to work every day, dressing professionally and keeping himself well groomed and hence the image of a hardworking and credible journalist. As opposed to being a fatassed old man with a gray greasy pony tail, laying on his couch in 20 yr old piss stained sweat pants. Dude, no one’s seen you in 10 years but we know you’re still wearing that sad black tee, flannel shirt mess that officially went out with Wayne’s World. I suppose you limp out every few years in sunglasses to JC Penny or Cosco to “up size them” to XXXL and then XXXXL.

  15. Octopus says:

    That’s for working people, Gus. Bums like you have to keep wristing away behind the Safeway. What time are you passing out tonight?

  16. ISTE says:

    White cloud is the good cloud

    Black clouds are evil.

    True statement, but because of the stupid over sensitivity of the black and white thing I cannot say that.

    • ISTE says:

      Also small avocados 3/$1

      Yellow onions 4 pounds for $1

      Persian limes 20 for a buck

      Skirt steak $3.99 a pound

      Pork chops $1 a pound.

      I bought a $6.99 big bottle of red wine and a 99 cent frozen chicken pie.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        Damn. I wish I were so aware and frugal at the store with what I’m buying. I just walk through like an idiot and grab everything I know I need and like to cook with. I’m sure I’m wasting a thousand dollars a year. LOL!

    • OLT's Because Gus Has A Red Nose says:

      I like the recipe on the billboard.

  17. Bunk X says:

    “See those, son? They’re your breakfast, lunch and supper until you can handle chili cheese dogs.”

  18. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Who doesn’t love this image from the hurricane/flood?

    • Octopus says:

      James Woods is a real animal lover, and had a bunch of tweets lauding the people who were rescuing lost and abandoned animals in the sodden wake of Florence. Somebody left a boat full of beagles. WTF?

  19. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-09-16/i-thought-he-might-kill-me-kavanaugh-accuser-breaks-silence

    So now the Kavanaugh accuser has come out of hiding. It makes it more pathetic. She’s a far left whack job who scrubbed all of her social media that was possible (probably with DNC tech help). They couldn’t get everything. She being a professor of psychology, one of her students posted a review stating that she clearly has mental problems, another that she might drive you to drink or hurt yourself or something LOL! IOW she’s the kind of complete leftwing pussy hat wearing dipshit you would expect to make up lies to smear the judge. She can’t remember who’s party it was at, where the party was, how she got there. So who was drunk? I was at parties in high school where I was smashed, yet one in particular I recall at random…. I still remember who’s house it was, the student host’s whole name, the girl I made out with in a bedroom (and her name), the fact that she was a fellow trumpeter (good one) and hurt my balls in an endearing innocent first attempt to touch a boner (outside my pants). This was 9th grade guys. 🙂 The party host was an upper classman chick who’s parents were rich. The house had at least 30 rooms. We played pool in their game room. It was right when “Thriller” came out and we were listening to it. I even remember the girl I made out with married a very good guitarist (friend/acquaintance of mine through music) who often played with the CSO Pops orchestra. He also struggled for a few years with bouts of carpal tunnel syndrome. AND I remember he had a sister in my grade who was really great looking.

    I remember all that. Is it believable this weirdo can’t remember anything about the party where traumatic abuse happened? And claims mental problems with men for years afterward??? She either made it all up or her memory function is so impaired as to not be reliable anyway.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Correction, it wasn’t Thriller, it was Off The Wall which came out in ’79. But I remember it was new and we were all jacked up about it.

  20. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.mediaite.com/tv/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-responds-to-criticism-of-her-posh-photo-shoot-clothes-get-used-to-me-slaying-lewks/

    Cortez makes the good point that it’s a photo shoot and you don’t get to keep the expensive clothes they put on you. Still she seems too young and dumb to understand what it all implies. Does she even understand her proclaimed socialist ideology is about the redistribution of wealth? And dictating outcomes, not measured opportunities? So draping herself in symbols of wealth such as six hundred shoes, probably not a great idea.

  21. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.afp.com/en/news/2266/machines-will-do-more-tasks-humans-2025-wef-doc-19554a1

    There’s been a lot of talk about humans soon losing jobs to robots. It’s probably going to happen. I invest mostly in tech so I’m not too worried. I also think there are some things that robots could do better, faster and safer than having a person do it. And I think too that it could drive down the cost of doing business and benefit consumers with lower prices. Plus a tech boom in engineering in all categories: design, software, maintenance, troubleshooting, etc… Humans will be needed for a long time to come in some capacity to interface.

    However, there are some very uncomfortable possible foreseeable outcomes, particularly with the weaponization of robotics that could be nightmarish. Not just military but even commercial uses of it in say, security of property. If you haven’t seen this Black Mirror episode and are not faint of heart you should watch it. “Metalhead” (Season 4, Episode 5) on Netflix. Appropriately in black and white, shows the ultimate futility of robotics and AI gone wrong. How the extinction of humans might play out against decentralized, autonomous and highly intelligent robots. As I like some Sci-Fi, it’s bleak and even a little hard to watch.

    • Octopus says:

      Great episode. The robodogs look just like the things they’re developing now at MIT. 😯

      • Octopus says:

        I’m worried the next season will be a disappointment. I hope they haven’t shot their creative wad, but that usually happens with these kind of shows. The last episode, “Black Museum,” made it clear the BM universe was linked — I liked the idea that all the stories were standalone.

  22. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/406885-george-conway-rips-trump-over-tweet-about-obama-2008-gaffe

    It’s too bad. Kelly Anne’s nobody husband sounds like a Never Trumper. And like our own Chunky it seems to be all vitriol and no specifics. To people like G. Conway the president’s tweets and vigorous defense of himself is self-evidently bad. Presidents must be inarticulate punching bags to these people’s minds. And he seems completely unimpressed and lacking in any regard that the POTUS DJT regards his wife so highly, that he will ignore her husbands constant bashing. The guy doesn’t deserve her and may be attacking her very boss just to push her away. Being a very attractive highly skilled woman of power in DC she should think about whether she wants to continue with the disrespectful putz.

    Then I look up this picture and I’m thinking clearly KAC is staying with this loser for the benefit of the family. They have several kids I believe. I’m sure I’m not the first to point out in terms of partners, she can do way better in the looks department.

  23. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/09/16/soon-yi-previn-woody-allens-wife-says-adoptive-mother-mia-farrow-took-advantage-metoo-movement.html

    Here’s some sad assed shit I blame squarely on Woody Allen. He’s got his daughter/wife (and ingrate to her mother) now out there going to war against Mia when he knows FULL WELL he finger raped daughter Dylan. Pedophiles for some reason seem to think they are the only ones who can remember everything that happened to them when they were 7 yrs old. But their own daughter of 7 apparently has some flawed memory or was “coached” into believing he finger raped and fondled her. It’s not believable. The woman has stood by her accusation because she REMEMBERS what happened. As a child she didn’t understand it, why Daddy was doing that. But as an adult she now understands those perfect memories. As I’ve pointed out before she gets no benefit by standing by what she knows. It would be much easier to SUPPRESS the memory and be Woody’s favorite again, the daughter of a fantastically wealthy and powerful movie maker (as I understand it she’s had acting aspirations). Allen’s a POS.

  24. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/09/classy-joe-biden-calls-trump-supporters-the-dregs-of-society-in-speech-video/

    Hah! The Demoncraps best hope for next Preezydunce so far shows once again how incredibly stupid he is by insulting millions of voters he’s trying to attract. He’s old but he’s always been a clueless jackwad who lies about things easily checked on. He cheated in college. And later stole a British politician’s speech, even appropriating the guy’s life experiences. Tells a wheelchair victim to stand up and numerous other moron gaffs. He’s just dumb AND CROOKED. Here he is claiming he graduated among the top of his class. http://articles.latimes.com/1987-09-21/news/mn-6104_1_law-school

    Uh no…76th out of 84. And he always claims it was an innocent mistake.

    Biden told the New York Times that he was “frustrated” and “angry as hell” about the Newsweek report.

    “It’s so easy to make things look like there’s something sinister about them,” he said. “I guess every single word I’ve said is going to be dissected now.”

    Actually Joe seems like it’s easy for you to just make up shit to make yourself look better. Maybe it’s not “sinister” but it’s not innocent either. It’s crooked. And in so doing you prove you’re too stupid to realize political adversaries will check on all that shit and point it out.

    .

    • Octopus says:

      Should Uncle Joe make an ill-advised run for the presidency, the pics and vids of him fondling and inappropriately touching the young girls who venture into his meatspace will loom ominously in the #Metooyoung environment. 😆

  25. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-09-16/cnn-ratings-collapse-losing-nickelodeon-and-fox-news

    There’s hope CNN. Maybe Sponge Bob will die.

  26. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I get more and more frustrated with some of the news reports I see such as this one.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/09/16/kansas-sheriffs-deputy-shot-killed-in-line-duty.html

    I have to infer that the sheriff’s deputy was first shot by the suspect and then before dying shot the suspect. The latter who is down but we have no idea if he’s alive or not. Or even any real details, could be a woman. Why are they going to press so early before even knowing basic facts? Why didn’t they interview the witnesses?

    At the end it says “This is a developing story; please back for updates.” Thanks for that you consummate journalism pro! I’ll be sure to BACK for updates.

  27. Octopus says:

    The Left is coming for us, guys and gals. Be prepared.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Truly absurd. Even the in-the-tank-for-her FBI determined she was just too stupid to understand how to handle classified information. After being married to a 8 yr Preezydunce, then becoming a US Senator, then DOS boss, she still didn’t know (or care) that her business had to be conducted behind a DOS firewall. And what smartest person in the world thinks wiping a server means dusting it off with a cloth? When you’re that crooked who cares how smart you are? I don’t think anyone knows her IQ and frankly no one cares because she will only use what smarts she has for bad and self-gain and certainly not for the American people.

      And Fahrenheit 11/9? Will this fat loudmouth fucker ever quit ripping off Ray Bradbury? What a dick.

  28. Octopus says:

    Projection!

    How were those dreams last night, Chunky? 😆

  29. Abu Bears, my friend says:

    Wife out of town on business. *cough*
    Bears and Cubs on. Cantonese beef Chow Mein delivered. Early Christmas.

  30. Bunk X says:

    Young pollster called today about a local election. She asked “If you were to vote today, would you vote for (A) or (B) or are you indecent?”

    Yeah, I told her that I was indecent at the moment. She went on to the next question.

  31. Octopus says:

    Since this movie was never made, I’d point you to one of my guilty pleasure faves, “Alien Vs. Predator.” The first one, as I haven’t seen any of the sequels. It’s really a hoot, if you enjoyed the source movies.

  32. Octopus says:

    “In 2017”. 😆

    Hmmm…seems the awful experience slipped her mind for several decades, and now she’s been triggered. What a crock!

  33. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7287268/sesame-street-bert-ernie-gay-speculation-over/

    He didn’t know how to contextualize them evidently because he’s never had a friend who didn’t try to stick a dick in his ass?

    Whatever, leftard losers. Way to ruin everything.

    • Octopus says:

      Not ruined…”modernized.” 😆

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        About a year or so ago a guy on Chicago sports radio said of the two Sonic guys in their commercials in the drive-thru, “I just assumed they were married.” He’s a libtard and major SJW, and I thought ‘what a bigot’. He assumed they were ghay, why exactly? Lisp? Petty disagreements over Sonic products? It’s not like the commercials rise to the “Brokeback Mountain” ewwwwww level.

        Just threw that out there. Discuss amongst yourselves. 🤔

  34. rightymouse says:

    We’re waiting for your complete conversion to the dark side. But. Get a job first!

  35. rightymouse says:

    We’re back in Ohio. Twice, we sat (there & back) next to Trump lovers on the airplane who remarked their pleasure with grins & thumbs up about the “Russian Hoax” by Greg Jarrett book I was reading. One, a young man from Ohio, took a pic of the book cover to send to his Dad who is a staunch conservative.

    At the private beach we took over, a tall, elderly Canadian woman stopped by to chat. She engaged in lively conversation with my husband over the “Private Beach” signs posted. She didn’t believe any such thing should exist – obviously very liberal. So they conversed over the issue of private property and how American that was. Hubby made a comment about how the American Indians never progressed beyond the hunter/gatherer stage & he pointed at me and told her that his wife would have been complaining about the constant moving around, the dirt & lack of things like cooking stoves, comfy chairs & cushions. Fortunately, she had a sense of humor. 😆

  36. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Christmas is just around the corner! Make sure your local retailer does not have these dangerous and disturbing toys.

  37. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Try this Chunky if the GoFundMe doesn’t pan out in the next few years.

  38. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Chunky could learn a thing or two from this classy music performance.

  39. Minnow says:

    I saw something over on Drudge?? Michelle who??????

    Anyone????

  40. Minnow says:

    By the way, seriously…. who cares WHAT Donald J. Trump looks like below-the-belt??

    This Democrat Whore has played all of her cards and then some.

  41. Octopus says:

    I can’t even describe how lame this is — you have to see it for yourself:

  42. Octopus says:

    Good news! Baby daughter got the job she was after, and now she’s looking for an apartment. Hello, second round of empty-nest syndrome. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s not easy. Trust me.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Good on her. Will she be local still? I had this naive hope when they were late teens that mine would settle down right around here so I could see their angelic faces at Sunday dinners and what not. Yeah dream on idiot 🙂 One has a SERIOUS relationship with a Mexican guy (who she met in Germany) and we just Skyped with he and his parents for the first time (from May-hee-co). Sergio translated because they don’t speak English and we don’t speak Spanish (LOL!) It was really fun. They’re a good lookin’ family. I have no idea where those two are going to end up. He also has family out in San Fran. My other daughter is forging life-long relationships out in the Bowling Green area, nearly 3 hours away. But it’s great to see them building their own lives like we did.

  43. rightymouse says:

    Such keen insight! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      LOL. Charles’ ponytailed peabrain going all ‘splodey in November is not impossible either. Bet he spazzes out and threatens to leave Culver City for El Segundo.

  44. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Stupid leftist tricks. I appreciate JOK’s exposes, but I have a feeling nothing will happen to these people. They will just tell her to quit using the Lexis Nexus account to stalk people at their homes and in restaurants.

    She does have nice bewbs. I’ll give her that. They know no ideology.

  45. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    @CerelleWoods They’re betting it won’t be a Pyrrhic victory, though, because of voter apathy. And I hate to say it but they may be right.
    2 hours ago

    God only knows how he pronounces pyrrhic after the butchering of milieu.

  46. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Because Norm targets Bill Maher.

  47. Octopus says:

    Say what you will about Ahnuld’s political or acting career, or is his marriage for that matter — the guy was an evil genius at bodybuilding. Had all the other bodybuilders completely psyched out. Didn’t flinch about inhaling a doobie on camera, either.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      OK I had to turn it off when he talked about coming everywhere. But I like that still of Lou Ferrigno. Another BB who made good on the telly.

      • Octopus says:

        “Coming on my housekeeper, coming in my Humvee, coming behind the Safeway…” 😆

        The evil genius stuff came later in the video, and it’s hilarious, imho.

  48. Octopus says:

  49. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/09/19/chevy-chase-slams-snl-worst-f-humor-in-world.html

    I thought this was kind of funny. Chevy Chase, the former pretty boy smart mouth is now a fat repulsive, bitter old completely unfunny bastard! LOL. It’s kind of funny in and of itself! I wouldn’t say SNL’s not funny anymore. It’s just that it’s not focused on funny anymore. Lorne hates Trump and has let Alec Baldwin, who also hates Trump use up valuable time when young comics could be making real Yuks and forging careers. Instead we have another fat old B actor donning a Trump wig and pretending to be a comedian/impressionist. Which he is not and selfishly shoved a really great impressionist out of his job. Purely out of hate and spite.

    https://www.businessinsider.com/darrell-hammond-snl-trump-alec-baldwin-2017-9

    “I just started crying,” Hammond told the paper. “In front of everyone. I couldn’t believe it. I was in shock, and I stayed in shock for a long time. Everything wiped out. The brand, me, what I do. Corporate appearances canceled. It was a hell of a shock, and all of it was apparent to me in one breath. That ends me.”

    Way to go Lorne and Alec.

    Here’s a recent one with Tom Hanks as the guest. The kids do a great job lampooning CBS’s line up.

    After 50 yrs or whatever they should be the greatest comedy show ever. But instead they’re just limping along with lame-O political shit and no one tuning in except slavering libtards that don’t even get half the actual jokes. They just thinkTrump is a retard and fucked a porn star is comedy gold.

  50. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/sound-of-music-cold-open/n44037

    and of course this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. You’ll probably have to watch some bullshit ad first.

    • Octopus says:

      This was the funniest thing I’d ever seen in my life, the first show after Trump won. My comment is still at the top of the pile, over a year later. 😆

  51. Bunk X says:

    How the @Twitter algorithm works.

  52. Bunk X says:

    I know I posted these guys before. They’re all beer, blues and bolts.

  53. Bunk X says:

    It just occurred to me that keys and locks are sexist and we should ban them.

  54. Bunk X says:

    Who wants to make me a @BBQSammich, Calo?

  55. Octopus says:

    So cringe-y. 😆


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