Wow. Charles got a little green spike. BFD.

Not sure what gave LGF that killer comeback in early July, but it certainly wasn’t due to his Keith Jarret SpamTweets. Maybe it was a salmon-thawing recipe.

All Charles Johnson needs to do to drive traffic to Little Green Footballs is to post an unenhanced current selfie. Yeah, it’d be a temporary bump, but think of all the revenue he’d get from the Culver City Plus-Size Singles Club adverts.

173 Comments on “Wow. Charles got a little green spike. BFD.”

  1. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Chunky McJohnson is a total loser.

    Tracy Ullman OTOH is a comedic genius.

  2. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    It’s hard to believe this is free comedy. I sometimes try and choke thru some SNL skits and they often suck unless they include Kristen Wiig and/or Fred Armisan. And look at the costumes. When I first saw her as “Dame” Judy Dench I thought maybe the grande dame herself was on the show as a guest.

  3. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    New superstar arises from the mire:

  4. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    So the Papa Johns leadership wants you to know that Papa John himself is a racist. So they’re throwing him out. And re-branding themselves as a non-racist veggie pizza or something. If their delivery drivers get robbed they’re instructed to fall to one knee instead of calling the racist cops who are racist because they arrested a black person one time.

  5. rightymouse says:


    • Arachne says:

      Anyone want to field this? Maybe that his internet is about to be shut off? His PG&E? He’s about to take residence in a fetching tent under an overpass on the 405?

      Chunder Bucket has been on Twitter for a year and a half – over 4K tweets, follows over 350 accounts.
      Has a grand total of 64 followers. Man, Captain Chubby sure does attract the heavy hitters.

      • rightymouse says:

        Fatso was referring to some coding nonsense, but Chunder Bucket got a bit personal & it looks like Blubber Ball ignored the question. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        He’s got nothing to say. No wit, no original thoughts, just tedious retweets of other libturds’ glurge, followed by the #godawful Nowplaying rubbish. He’s only amusing to us because we know his history. The kids don’t care. Poor Fatass! 😦

  6. rightymouse says:

    Sarah Sanders just pounded Acosta into mincemeat. 😆 He deserved it. Heard it just now on Rush.

  7. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Why in God’s name is Sarah Sanders expected to recite a loyalty oath to satisfy Jim Acosta?

  8. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    And it was comical to see Acosta’s pathetic ham-fisted feigning, nay swooning with self-righteous victim hood. While in the very process of trying to bully her into saying some exact disavowal. He’s one of the worst of the libturds pretending to be unbiased reporters. His “questioning” boiled down to “Trump’s Hitler. So your silence means you agree with Hitler.” She saw it coming a mile away too.

    • Arachne says:

      Acosta SO wants to have his own show on CNN. You can smell the desperation to be a pundit like Hannity. Except Hannity has the No. 1 ranked cable news show, and the No. 2 radio show, sandwiched in between Rush and Levin. Acosta probably thinks if he could only get his big break everyone would watch him.

      Do what? An hour of whining? It didn’t work for Air America, even after they stole the money from a charity to make payroll. Who’s he going to win against? MSM has all the braindeads in the evening with Maddow and their pudding line up. He’ll never beat Hannity.

  9. rightymouse says:

    Trump is in Pennsylvania tonight & kicking ass. 😆

  10. Octopus says:

    He’s in your head, making history. Nothing you can do but whine piteously. 😆

    • Minnow says:

      Hah… Charles you dumbass…. as though you have any basis for knowing what Trump is or isn’t. Your wee mind doesn’t count old man.

    • Dezez157 says:

      Chuck really believes all the hip kids wake up trying to see who can be the biggest, nastiest foul mouthed asshole on the planet.

  11. Bunk X says:

  12. rightymouse says:

    Uhoh… 😆

  13. Octopus says:

    Jooo-hate on the rise in Democrat circles — not a great sign for the party’s loyal Jewish faction.

    • Believe it or not, most of those Jews are JINOs. Jews In Name Only. They are their own worst enemy, as they reject just about every tenet and ideal put forth in the Torah. Their “Judaism” is only a prop, a cudgel to wield when they want to excoriate someone for being opposed to their interests.
      Have too many of them in my family. Screw ’em.

  14. Octopus says:

    Thread is a humdinger, as Fatass defends the right of Jeong and the NYT to viciously slander white men like himself. ‘Member when he used to mock that journalist constantly for being an apologist for the street thugs who beat the crap out of him? 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Jeong is Asian. Apparently, that gives her the right to be a racist. But if a white person said the same things about Asians that Jeong did about whites, the left would have to be pried off their fainting couches. Liberals are so whacked by their own hypocrisy it boggles the mind.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I’d like to see the two mental midgets Jeong and Chunky try to have a conversation. Chunk a superior self-important prick who talks down to people and gets pissy when someone disagrees with him. And Jeong the perpetually seething irate shrieking supposed victim.

      Chunky: Dear madame, if you could see your way to kindly go fuck yourself.

      Jeong: Go eat a bad of dicks you fat useless white male fucktard before I cut your balls off with a rusty knife!

      And so on and so forth.

      • Octopus says:

        Chunky boy wouldn’t turn his nose up to a nice big bag of pickled penii.

      • Bunk X says:

        Toss in Alexandria Obdecansia-Cortezon-Babosa (or whatever her name is).

        Too bad BlogMock Radio is defunct. We could have invited all three to a podcast table discussion with the promise of no moderation what so ever.

  15. Bunk X says:

    Old white guy drags unconscious black guy off a Long Beach commmuter train, dumps him on the platform, while another black guy helps out by standing by filming it and calling the old white guy a racist. There are at least two assholes involved.

    The comments are bothersome…

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      And at Thanksgiving she goes to her sister’s house who’s married and has five kids. Some starting their lives in high school, college or with a new job or with a new spouse. Everyone’s full of family memories and hilarious stories and basking in family warmth! She’s the old lady at the end of the table. “Did I tell you about the time I met Mick Jagger?” Yes aunt Mary Jo. Several times.

      • rightymouse says:

        And when she got old and sick, there were no kids and grandkids to come over to make sure she was ok. She died alone.

  16. Bunk X says:

  17. Bunk X says:

    Missus bought me drugs and cargo pants from Walmart today. I can handle one, but not both.

  18. Octopus says:

    Dem power-glutes done milked you dry? BUTTSECKS!!

  19. Octopus says:

    Off on another lib-bashing spree tonight. I thought of Gus tonight when Maria told me about her bum-encounter in CVS this evening. A dirty bum was in line, pretending to buy some items — came up short, and then started asking others in line to buy his items for him. A young man stepped up and paid for Aqualung, who thanked the feller by yelling,”Kiss my ass,” and then laughing loudly on his way to the door.

    • Octopus says:

      The cashier told my wife this bum pulled the same routine five times per day in the store. At least I know this isn’t allowed in the city where I live. — the bum would be shown the door in a most brusque manner by the Albanian owner.

      • Bunk X says:

        Bunkessa worked at a similar place, said there were scammers with coupons who’d buy products at a discount, then come back to return them for full price refunds after the coupons had expired.

      • rightymouse says:

        I was at the grocery store a while back and a fairly well-dressed woman in front of me had a few items that were rung up. Her card was declined and she tried another one & that was declined as well – they were both debit cards & when she tried to use the credit option, they were declined too. Apparently, she didn’t have any cash on her. They said they would hold the items for her and suggested that she contact her bank. No apologies or expressions of concern from her. She walked away. Was weird.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        A person like that should be banned from the store. It would be the manager’s duty to alert the cashiers. If you see this guy call me and I’ll call the cops. That’s just trespassing.

    • Bunk X says:

  20. Octopus says:

    Wait…was Gus referring to his corpus actually making carnal contact with dumb people? Did he get a job in a mental facility?

  21. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    What a surprise. Leftist hell hole fake news is a hotbed of creepy old men who never thought they’d be accountable for all the grab ass they do. Mike Wallace snaps your bra. Charlie Rose invites you over to work, then dick waggles out of the shower in front of you. Fager feels you up at the Christmas party while talking about what a POS Dick Cheney is. Now they’re turning on the accusers, righteous SJW victims created by them and claiming vindictiveness and unfairness. Left eats left. Delicious.

    • rightymouse says:

      The one I can’t figure out is Harvey Weinstein. The man is ugly as sin yet managed to have a beautiful wife who still was not good enough for the SOB to curb his pervy ways. The thought of even being near the creep makes me sick, yet women let him have sex with them. Excuse me while I go barf.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        It seems rampant in the entertainment world. Of course the casting couch is nothing new. It’s sordid and depressing. And frankly degrades the end product. Because they’re obviously shunning good actresses who refused to put out.

        • rightymouse says:

          It’s rampant in the business world too. Never fails to amaze me (and gross me out) the number of women who are willing to sleep their way to the proverbial top of the food chain. One of the execs at my company married his assistant who had left her husband. She looked like Little Orphan Annie and was a bitch who made our lives miserable. She has since passed away and he’s now married to a very nice woman. This example is another reason I believe in Karma. Weinstein’s karma hasn’t even begun to strike yet.

          • Bunk X says:

            Some women say no in disgust.
            Some women say yes for power and wealth.
            Some women do it for extortion.
            I know three people who were falsely accused.

        • Bunk X says:

          Two were exonerated, but they still had to face the fire.
          I was lucky. The school girls’ testimony conflicted and unraveled, and eventually they admitted to fabricating a story for fun.

          • rightymouse says:

            How dreadful that happened to you!

          • Bunk X says:

            I was arbitrarily ID’d. The liars described me and my car down to the make and the model, and several numbers in my license plate. I happened to be driving by the school on the way to to a print shop at the wrong time.

            Their description made it into the local papers, and it was accurate enough that my friends teased me about it. “Bunk, what did you do?”

            I hunkered down, expecting to be arrested at any time if I left my apartment.

            The little assholes confessed to fabricating the story a couple of weeks later.

          • Bunk X says:

            The worst part was that I was self-employed, doing contract work, so I had no credible alibis. Even the apartment manager who lived next door thought I was up to something because I worked all night, slept all day.

          • rightymouse says:

            What a dreadful thing to go through!!

          • Octopus says:

            Horrifying, Bunk. Thank goodness the little swine recanted.

          • Bunk X says:

            The only out I had was that I wore a mustache back then. The little assholes said I was clean-shaven, but the rest of the description was spot on.

  22. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Heh heh. It’s Friday night bitchez!! And I’m cold sober, bored, rich as a bitch and POTUS!!!

  23. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Says she was inspired by the former FLOTUS. Free to climb on the Statue of Liberty. I’m not sure what else she’s looking for. She’d go back to the Congo but they don’t want her.

  24. rightymouse says:

    This is an awesome video showing previous Presidents talking about illegal immigration.

  25. rightymouse says:

    Why is ANYONE in your mentions, Fatso??

    • rightymouse says:

      Be grateful, Fatso. Maybe one of them will take pity on your pathetic GoFundme begging bowl.

  26. rightymouse says:

    When Liberals holler ‘racism’ it’s because they have NOTHING else to squeal about.
    I remember when Fatso said something like that about Obama’s supporters when he was running against McCain and Palin.

  27. Minnow says:

    …or, I guess… “haters gonna hate.” (sheesh)

  28. Bunk X says:

    Um, the walls are closing in. Pass it on…

  29. ISTE says:

    I do not have a real life.

    Currently I am posting on Facebook about the death of my microwave thing and how i am hungry and need warm food.

  30. Octopus says:

    Start the impeachment!!!!! 😆

  31. Bunk X says:

    Thank you, Charles.

  32. rightymouse says:

    Poor Gussy. 😦 So confused. 😦

    • KGB says:

      Again with the usage, Gus. Has anyone accused you of sucking off lap dogs? Just re-read these things before posting, please.

      • Bunk X says:

        Does @Gusano suck lap dogs or not? Just because he parses out Democrats doesn’t mean he doesn’t suck lap dogs.

        I really don’t need the details.

  33. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  34. rightymouse says:

    The assholes in New Mexico who were found with starving kids are Muslim extremists. Oy!

  35. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. Like you & Jeong, amirite?

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      OMG, I read the comments!!!


      There are SO MANY people who buy this Russia bullshit, based solely on “I hate Trump because of my color/race/gender.”

      Lecture me again on civility.

      My favorite: All the old white men are brainwashed by FOX. All the white women that didn’t go to college are stupid, so they voted for Trump. This seems like a winning strategy to me!

      • Octopus says:

        They hate Americans so much, it’s no wonder they seek radical change to a whole different system. They talk about camps, because they would love to open some for us deplorable basket-cases.

        • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

          It’s a truism, but it’s true:

          Anything they accuse YOU of is what THEY want to do.

  36. Bunk X says:

  37. Bunk X says:

    Fineswine speaks.

  38. Bunk X says:


  39. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Want to know about socialism/communism? Ask someone who’s live under it.

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  41. Octopus says:

    Approaching Portland — wish me luck!

    Just wish I had a MAGA hat. 😆

  42. Bunk X says:

    I’m watching the central Ohio poll results out of curiosity. In less than 2 hours since the polls closed, the Dem lead dropped from 41 points to 1.3 wit 66% of precincts reporting.
    This is hilarious.

  43. Bunk X says:

    Gusano. Stay safe.