“Polk Salad?” Charles, you’re an idiot.

Great song, Charles, but they ain’t be no such thang as “polk salad,” and I doubt that you’ve ever met anyone from Louisiana, let alone been there. Y’all wouldn’t know a pokeweed from Barrett Brown.

Poke Sallet is a cooked dish made from pokeweed (poke) that grows wild in the south. Pokeweed is poisonous/toxic except for young un-mature sprouts, grows over 6 feet tall, with big leaves, purple stems and white popcorn-shaped berries. I remember it being called “Hillbilly Acid.” I never ate it.

Now quit pretending to be hip with the soul food crowd and go away.

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Charles Johnson on Senator John McCain (1936-2018)


04306354 27292 33 Charles Sat, Sep 29, 2007 7:17:43pm

re: #28 Lanaty

re: #17 MJ

“In the interview, the senator also said the “Constitution established the United States of America as a Christian nation.”
Sorry folks, but McCain is wrong. And, as a Jew, I certainly do notthink only a Christian should be President. It’s my country too. Now,it’s quite possible McCain was mis-quoted and that the article isbogus. I’d like to hear more.

If he really said that, he’s a fool. As an irreligious person, I don’t want religion in office, period.

This is far from the only reason to label McCain a “fool.”


08768418 37577 383 Charles Wed, Nov 17, 2010 1:27:54pm

The person I supported during the election was McCain, far more than Palin. I criticized Palin for her creationist views, while taking at face value her pledge that she wouldn’t try to push it into schools — with the caveat that she would just be vice president, and couldn’t do much harm anyway.

Not exactly full-throated support.

None of that has anything to do with her intelligence or lack thereof. The more I saw of her, the clearer and more obvious her dim-wittedness became.


08896678 38014 22 Charles Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:37:30pm

re: #11 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Or more likely, his official twitting aide posting his comments for him.

This. If you recall, during the campaign we found out that McCain is really lousy at this Intertubes thing.


Charles, McCain’s hands were crippled during his 5 year incarceration and torture by the North Vietnamese in the infamous Hanoi Hilton POW prison. He couldn’t type. He was lucky to be able to walk after that inhumane brutality.


08896693 38014 31 Charles Wed, Feb 2, 2011 1:44:29pm

re: #26 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

McCain’s Twitpic is the face of a man who has just farted and was able to successfully shift the blame to someone else.

The Holy Grail of Flatulence.


09045663 38494 303 Charles Mon, May 2, 2011 5:36:31pm

re: #285 recusancy

Do you regret voting for McCain/Palin?

I’ve already written that if I could go back and do it over, I’d vote for Obama. Totally mean that.


 


In Other Words, Charles Foster Johnson Doesn’t Know Dick.

Charles F. Johnson was served with divorce papers years ago, and those papers likely included a “Non-Disclosure Agreement” It’s a binding contract, where both parties agree to shut up about whatever they agree to shut up about for whatever reasons, even if it has to do with pissing in plastic soda bottles that once contained Mountain Dew. It’s nobody’s business except for the two parties involved, and it’s perfectly legal.

It’s also perfectly legal for anyone to settle lawsuits and disputed debts, whether or not that person is thinking of / or running for office, as long as the money is transferred from private accounts and not from campaign financing. This is common law, but Charles Johnson, self-anointed federal judge, claims it’s illegal. It’s not.

Charles, you signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement with Atari, yeah? What would have happened had you violated that binding agreement by releasing platform code? Probably nothing since Atari went blooey once you showed up. Awesome work, Charles.

 


On The Streets Of Culver City

#BOMY. Black Olives Matter, Y’all.

[By request.]

 


A Johnson talks about a Wang

Heh.

That comment was recreated verbatim via the BRC LGF Archives and The Nil Stooge Secret Little Green Footballs Comment Resurrection Tool. It’s LGF comment 12528 on post 00955419.

Once it was discovered that Charles Johnson had been deleting posts and modifying others, The Late Nil Stooge did some amazing work as a senior member of the BRC. There were some behind-the-scenes discussions on whether or not the BRC should use Nil Stooge’s templates to fabricate LGF comments (and even entire thread). The consensus was no, as it would undermine the credibility of the BRC, and it was unethical to do so, unless it was for recreation of comments and threads that had been memory-holed.

Times have changed, so here’s the question.

Charles destroyed his own credibility years ago, but fabricating comments and posts, even if they’re done as satire, may be dangerous because it could affect his income. Our Boy has some funny friends willing to pony up for lawfare.


Charles Johnson on Freedom of Speech 2005

Charles Johnson has no idea what the First Amendment of the United States Constitution means.


Charles @Green_Footballs Johnson Attacks the 1st Amendment. Pheew.

Charles, please stop with your condescending self-rightous bullshit. You allowed racist screeds and images to be posted on Little Green Footballs, and you had no problem with it. Have you deleted these images from LGF?