Charlie Babbles




And since someone downstairs wanted a post about gardening, there you go.

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203 Comments on “Charlie Babbles”

  1. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    First!
    I couldnโ€™t help myself. The Horde at Ace of Spades revel in firsties.
    Remember when Fatass began banning Lizards for firsties? What a dick.

  2. beed says:

    Finally a new post. Letโ€™s discuss bicycle oil.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Agreed.

      I think Peter Strzok ought to be covered in bicycle oil and inserted into Hillary Clinton.

      Oh, and I only propose punishments in accordance with the highest Constitutional and humane standards.

    • Bunk X says:

      It’s viscous.

  3. Octopus says:

    They have us beat all to hell with their chants. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Let’s pretend, let’s pretend
      Let’s pretend we won the election!

      /lol

      • Octopus says:

        “My body is totally drunken,
        My body can’t hold in its pee-e-e.
        My body was s’posed to be Pres’dent (HIC),
        Somebody named Huma’s on ME-E-E-E-E!”

        • Octopus says:

          Btw, is there anything more attractive than an older guy with no shirt on, and an umbilical hernia sticking out? I can’t think of anything right now.

          • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

            Oh yeah. Just noticed that. My BIL sports an outie with pride.

        • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

          So this is supposed to be to the tune of My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean, right?. God, remember that? I never knew WTF that meant. Still don’t. I know I should.

    • Bunk X says:

      Umbilical hernias are not pretty, unless you live North of the Arctic Snorkle.

  4. Octopus says:

    In case you haven’t been keeping up with the PC Police, Monty Python is now classified as sexist, racist and rude. Double-plus ungood, too. Adjust your minds to this new reality. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Even Thomas The Train Engine has been shunted off the PBS tracks. The world’s gone completely insane in a way the liberal, free-thinking Python gang could have never comprehended, back in their day.

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/911012/USA-tv-monty-python-Thomas-train-comedy-banned-politically-correct-hollywood-sex-scandal

  5. Dezez157 says:

    Chucks obsession with dicks and click-bait continues unabated.

  6. Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

    Iโ€™m glad they let Stormy go. Poor baby. I know sheโ€™s a porn cow but God bless her she didnโ€™t count on all this happening. Just let her go. Sheโ€™s just trying to make a living the only way she knows how. She is awfully pretty right in the face. If a little hard ridden. ๐Ÿ™‚

    https://www.google.com/search?q=stormy&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwirjovZsprcAhVK5IMKHdbhCdEQ_AUIEigC&biw=1366&bih=899#imgrc=TN3dC96yT3EBFM:

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      So yeah “copy” doesn’t mean shit on an iDork. Here’s me on my laptop stylin’ with ease.

  7. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Why do so many Republicans look like angry dick heads personified? lgf.bz/2JjTsH5 https://t.co/A3IuFyA2Ns
    1 hour ago

    Says the retard who evidently thinks this is his best pic ever. Which is the last official pic of him where he’s not hugely obese, pockmarked and sadly pasty and gross.

    https://www.alternet.org/sites/default/files/styles/story_image/public/images/managed/storyimages_1336419096_charlesjohnson.jpg

  8. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Poor Peter Strzok.

    Poor, poor Peter.

    Is he in custody?

    Is he under investigation?

    Has he been fired?

    Has he been financially ruined by a seemingly endless pursuit of anything?

    The answer to all the above is NO.

    Hell, I don’t even know if he’s been divorced over his slimy affair.

    He’s assuredly not a witch, whatever you think that is. What he is is a smug, smarmy, self-confident co-conspirator in the worst Federal scandal in history. If he is not covered in tar and feathers at the moment, he’s ahead of the game by all accounts.

    Manafort’s in custody while the DoJ ruins his life in an attempt to pull off their failing soft coup against the ELECTED President.

    Which is where this weasel and all his co-conspirators belong.

    And (pay attention to this part, you grease-laden balloon of skin) the country is paying attention.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      He perfectly demonstrates the Peter Principal.

      The Peter principle is a concept in management developed by Laurence J. Peter, which observes that people in a hierarchy tend to rise to their “level of incompetence”. In other words, an employee is promoted based on their success in previous jobs until they reach a level at which they are no longer competent, as skills in one job do not necessarily translate to another. The concept was elucidated in the 1969 book The Peter Principle by Peter and Raymond Hull.[1]

  9. Dezez157 says:

    We know you won’t show your fat cratered face in public Chucky.

    • Bunk X says:

      The Committee asked questions. The Weasel dodged. They asked more questions. The Weasel’s supporters started barking. They asked more questions and the most brilliant mind on the Democrat side of the aisle, Sheila Jackson Lee, spoke up. Had something to do about the Mars Rover.

      • Octopus says:

        “And this is how you get Trump.” ๐Ÿ˜†

        Can’t wait for the mid-terms, now. This should be a bellwether election.

  10. poteen2 says:

    “CHARLIE BABBLES”
    Sounds like the fat guy in a Mafia movie.
    That’s a Good One

  11. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Anyone else think the automated garbage and recycling trucks sound like monsters?
    1 hour ago

    No we were thinking you sound like a moron.

  12. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    No Chunk this is a monster truck. This is where proper American children are and where we put the illegal kids until their parents come back to show up for court. It’s the American way. Love it or leave it Fatso. If their parents don’t come back the kids grow up to be monstrous Trump loving Nazi fuckers who come to live under your bed. Suck ass and die fucker. Oh I mean KINDLY suck ass and die if you could see your way FUCKER. ๐Ÿ™‚ LOL!!!!

  13. Minnow says:

    Nice command of the English language there, simpleton….

    The way that twitter question is written is all wrong. “But what do I know, a mere simpleton?” So Charles, apparently, you know a simpleton? Tell us more!

    How about…”But I, a mere simpleton, what do I know?” Now it is understandable.

    But we do know you are a simpleton with a badass GED and not a whole lot more but your gaping mouthed sniffing, head-tilted-back arrogance.

    Fuck you halfwit.

  14. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I watched a video today that explained the main difference between Neanderthals and we wise assed MFers aka Homo Sapiens. It may have partially been due to the fact that our voice box is longer and descends lower. This allows for a larger resonating space and to enunciate and articulate much more clearly. We know Neanderthals didn’t make anything other than rudimentary tools and the dumbest of what only someone could charitably call “art”. It seems this might have been the crucial difference. Speech means sharing information in large chunks. Evolution rewarded those who paid attention and could store that info driving up brain development, organization and size. I noted to my wife that the big eye brow ridges went away with our kind. Because someone finally had the brilliant idea not to bash people in the face. And you might do better to shake that guy or lady’s hand and see what kind of hunting or gardening tips they have. Information. More powerful than brute force.

    The next show (I’m watching YouTube on my Firestick – I have cable, a Roku 3 and an Amazon Firestick – so there, aren’t I fancy? :). ) Talks about the rivalry between Homo Erectus and We-Uns – the smartest dummies :)). They think around 75k years ago there was a horrendous volcanic eruption. Like a hundred times worse than Krakatoa or Mt. St. Helens.. Anybody who drank water was poisoned because of acid rain They think humans figured this out and found clean water supplies and explained it to each other. And no HE couldn’t speak either. Great powerful hunters but without the power of language could not continue.

    Still these answers to me just create more questions. Why didn’t the other hominids and even other animals stand upright, lose their hair (which allowed cooling during a hunt) and get expanded glottal features in order to speak?. It’s clearly the most powerful survival feature ever in natural history. Not just human history. Language, information sharing and storage, a natural logical computer…. We win the game hands down. It’s why people wonder if there’s a God. Because we’re like Gods in a way. Gods that suffer and die. I just saved six tomato plants tonight. My wife likes to buy them and then leave them to die because she’s too busy. But I save them. Yay me. I guess I’m a God. LOL!

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I just had a coughing fit where I almost thought I was going to die. Not really but it was a violent bout. I breathed in some of my own spit. According to the anthropologist on the show I watched this is the trade off. Other hominids don’t have this choking risk, but we do still due to our larger space and longer voice box situation. It’s a trade off that pays off big time. A small price to pay given what we gain over the entire universe of other organisms.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        When I said hominids I probably should have said primates.

        • Octopus says:

          I love the subject of evolution, too. It’s fascinating, and DNA research is bringing us new information every day.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Here’s the first one I watched:

      I can’t find the other one but on my Firestick/ YouTube it comes up next. So good luck. I know any idiot like me can search this stuff when they have time to but I find it so intriguing and I really think this information gives valuable insight why we act and think the way we do.

  15. Dezez157 says:

    Yes Chuck, we are sure the Colombian drug cartels are taking marching orders from Trump, How can you be that stupid and still remember to breath?

  16. Octopus says:

    The guy whose job was photographing the Unicorn Messiah in various flattering poses, who literally jerked off to him daily for 8 years, and now spends all his time finding bad photos of Trump to “shade” by putting them next to his dreamboat’s sexy pics and tweeting them out constantly — this is the picture book Chunky desires for his coffee table!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!

    http://www.petesouza.com/content.html?page=2

  17. beed says:

    I have learnt nothing – nothing – about bicycle oil reading through this thread.

    If not here, then where?

    This makes me question the very existence of this blog.

  18. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Oh wait I said that out loud. Um….

    Er when I was in seventh grade I had one of these. Oh hell ya. There was no oil involved. In fact I think you made this whole thing up. But it’s cool.

  19. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    This shit was good.

    • KGB says:

      Sirius XM each summer temporarily broadcasts a channel called “Yacht Rock” and this song’s a staple. I love the format (easy rock from the mid 70’s to the mid 80’s) but their playlist needs to expand. It’s been on the air for a few weeks now and I think I’ve heard “Sister Golden Hair” a dozen times already.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        Yah, and that is a good one but I could see how it could get old. What’s with those fuckers? They have millions of dollars and probably interns (like I do) working for nothing. Go find the thousands of gems in that genre. I’m pretty sure someone already did on an infomercial. Jackwads.

        • Octopus says:

          I have a “Yacht Rock” playlist on the laptop I use when I’m working out. All the hits, all the time, from our misspent youth.

  20. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    OK things have gotten crazy here. But not scary.

  21. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    This is what happens when you try to come up with better bicycle oil.

  22. beed says:

    Coolest motorcycle ever made:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nimbus_(motorcycle)

    It would kill you, or at the very least severely sever your legs, but by Buddha, what a stylish piece of machinery.

  23. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    This is so good you’ll cry. This was part of our sound track in the late seventies. The false starts at the beginning are funny. Not pathetic like Chunko Fatso.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      It makes me think of skateboard trucks, and german ball bearings, and the Dogtown boys and fisheye lenses and the Aja album cover and Chicago (the group) and working as a busboy. And a whole lot of sexual tension. LOL!

      And this. I discovered Jazz around this time.

    • Bunk X says:

      Todd Rundgren was underrated. He resurrected the careers of a lot of other musicians, including Smokey Robinson and James Cotton.

  24. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      OMFG! That’s the same face Chunky made, in his “coy coquette”-phase. ๐Ÿ˜†

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        I love how he said “web design techniques”. Like that shit matters now that everyone’s website is whore-ified by disgusting gauche ads. Just another thing he predicted wrong.

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  27. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I can’t look at Twitter while on this machine. That’s my private hell. I have to go use my I-am-an I-diot -Pad to see it. Then I can’t copy anything to here properly because Apple doesn’t want me to. They’re very mad that I would ever consider using apps that aren’t proprietary to them.

    But I can see the funny responses. Like the one from Irish John HSS which shows a Simpson’s character with his finger up his nose saying “I HATE THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE MY T.V. TOLD ME TO”.

    ‘Nuff said.

  28. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    So in case you wanted to know I’m watching a show on YouTube right now called When Insects First Flew. There’s a real cute pretty gurl with a long braided pony tail (and nice hips) explaining it all. It’s pretty kewl.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      And what’s even crazier is we don’t have this all sorted out by now. Scientists are still arguing about…… Well just watch the show. Ts’good. I’m no expert. LOL!

    • KGB says:

      Oh yeah. Them be birthin’ hips. However, I suspect she’s a raving SJW in real life.

      • Octopus says:

        I always give internet babes an “innocent until proven guilty” pass on the nutty politics. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  29. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    For some reason I was reminded of the time many years ago now my two yr old (then – she’s 19 now) daughter walked up behind me (unbeknownst) while I was looking at Stormy Daniels-type broads/gurls on my computer (which had a monitor a foot and half deep). I had my pants on so don’t worry. And she said so innocently “Is she pretty?”. After fumbling and flumoxing and disconnecting the power supply I said……OK I lied. “That’s just some lady in an ad. You get back to sleep now Hunnybun” I actually LIED to a two yr old. LOL. I’m going to the bad place if there is one.

    • Octopus says:

      I think you’re okay, man. Lying to small children is just a part of life. They really don’t need or want to know. ๐Ÿ˜†

  30. Octopus says:

    This is just wonderful. The eloquence! The smell of tear-gas, in the morning. The dulcet tones of tasers. Ah, Life! ๐Ÿ™‚

  31. Octopus says:

    Do you know “Muscle Barbie?” I think she’d make the perfect frontier wife. I mean, she could pull the plow, not to mention the covered wagon. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Minnow says:

      …and the train. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      If there were ever any doubt, but now that I’m old and fat and frail this chick could SERIOUSLY KICK MY ASS. But she looks pretty cool. I might still make a pass and take the risk. LOL. No not really.

  32. Octopus says:

    https://donsurber.blogspot.com/2018/07/england-joins-trump-schadenfreude-list.html

    Don’t mess with the Donald, unless you want your ass handed to you. SCHADENSCHWING!! ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I know. Even when he’s not trying to crush some idiot opponent they still somehow get Karma-burned. Most people who are mouthy are also fools. Our Donald is the former, but not the latter. A rare trait that I’ve only seen in sr. exec types who go to battle every day. You don’t see it in Hollyweird queer-0 types or yer run of the mill pols who are usually just one acting gig or election away from taking that car salesman job. They seem to have an abundant talent for shooting their big toes off.

  33. Minnow says:

    So now Mueller has identified the Russian military as having hacked the DNC, the Hillary campaign etc. But not a word on the illegal homegrown server in Hillary’s basement….
    – of course.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      And this all happened under Obungle and the would be Preezydunce Shrillbeast’s watch. Even her pal Comey called her grossly negligient….er I mean so dumb and clueless about classified information she couldn’t possibly be criminal. It was that she completely didn’t give a shit. So yah let’s give her the nuclear codes.

  34. Octopus says:

    ๐Ÿ˜†

  35. Octopus says:

    The balloon was a bust– after being billed as this enormous statement that would fly over London, shaming Trump and humiliating his followers, it turned out to be a small trivial affair that could barely raise above the “usual pack of protesters who come out and protest everything in London.” ๐Ÿ˜†

  36. windbag says:

    Too bad the DVD of this is unavailable. The Best–Keith Emerson, Joe Walsh, Jeff “Skunk” Baxter, and John Entwistle.

  37. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/07/13/rosenstein-says-12-russian-intel-officers-indicted-in-special-counsels-probe.html

    Ha. This crooked liar who was involved in the DNC cheating and defended a Pakistani Muslim team of data thieves who’ve mostly fled or tried to flee the country kinda says it all.

    Florida Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who served as chairman of the Democratic National Committee during the time period, took aim at Trump in a statement.

    โ€œIโ€™m pleased that the Justice Department is following the facts wherever they may lead, despite Donald Trumpโ€™s dangerous distortions and his refusal to acknowledge the conclusions reached by the American intelligence community,โ€ she said.

    Rothstein is at best a feckless tool. At worst yet another crook working for the Swampsters.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Arg. What happa to my blockquotes?

      Florida Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who served as chairman of the Democratic National Committee during the time period, took aim at Trump in a statement.

      โ€œIโ€™m pleased that the Justice Department is following the facts wherever they may lead, despite Donald Trumpโ€™s dangerous distortions and his refusal to acknowledge the conclusions reached by the American intelligence community,โ€ she said.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      And aren’t these the same Russians who WANTED a trial and Mueller declined? And this is the same thing Obungle already brought up with Putin whom the latter laughted at. His response to the dimbulb Me-Again Kelly was something like OK you say you have these Russian criminals who are they? Can you name one? Then they couldn’t. Now they can indict them but not show them the evidence. Obviously Swampster muck. Nothing more.

  38. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    LOL! Indeed!!!

    The indictments Rod Rosenstein announced are good news for all Americans. The Russians are nailed. No Americans are involved. Time for Mueller to end this pursuit of the President and say President Trump is completely innocent.

    โ€” Mayor Rudy Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) July 13, 2018

  39. Dezez157 says:

    From the time Chuck rolls his fat ass off the mattress till the time he rolls back on to it, he tries to see just how nasty he can be on Twitter every damn day.
    He spams his pathetic screeds to drive traffic to one of the most vile websites on the interwebs.
    And yet here he is still thinking every social media site that he infests should bow to his definition of free speech and who should be allowed to have it.
    I am not sure if Chuck is a sociopath or a psychopath, but I am certain he has no idea how to fit into a civilized society.

  40. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    On or about July 27, 2016, the Conspirators attempted after hours to spearphish for the first time email accounts at a domain hosted by a third-party provider and used by Clinton’s personal office. At or around the same time, they also targeted seventy-six email addresses at the domain for the Clinton Campaign.”

    Holy crap. pic.twitter.com/CtiVihPGPH

    โ€” Julian Sanchez (@normative) July 13, 2018

    And by this point the idiot Shrillbeast had already mishandled classified emails at her home, at Huma’s house and in her car (she had to burn printed communications), with the maid printing her classified emails, on Weiny’s laptop and deleted 10s of thousands of emails to hide her corruption. Gosh why can’t she be our Preezydunce? I could just see her now asking for the code of the nuclear football to be emailed to her Buttberry because she’s too hung over to come into the office.

    Here she is with the fricking press corps standing behind her on their phones while she’s deleting….I mean checking emails. Lucky for her they’re all a crooks too.

  41. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-07-13/podesta-12-indicted-russians-we-just-found-some-witches

    Real clever Pedosta.

    On Friday, Podesta said he couldn’t say whether or not the hack was responsible for Hillary Clinton’s loss in the 2016 election

    Uh…because he was responsible for Shrillary Rotten Clinton’s loss. That is for mismanaging an admittedly terrible candidate, but still with a huge guaranteed base. And still the little shit turd goes all mouthy.

  42. ISTE says:

    Friday night I am all alone.

    But, I am going to have a very enjoyable evening.

    Watching videos.

    I see Octopus beat me to it but….

    Keywords on searches are ICE, Federal, Pepper, Arrest, Screaming, and the one I really want to find is the un-edited version of one encounter where the “protesters” are yelling a certain “N” word at a dark skinned law enforcement officer.

  43. Dezez157 says:

    I have it from an anonymous source that Chuck used a Shop-Vac to empty the zits on his face.

    • ISTE says:

      So did I once, then I dropped the hose and as it fell to the floor it attached itself to a certain part of my anatomy.

      Took me two hours to get off the floor and turn the shop vac off.

      All ended well….

      The swelling of my thumb eventually subsided.

  44. Octopus says:

    Watched that vid of the Occupy Ice dweebs in Portland again — such intelligence! Such eloquence! Such Antifag! ๐Ÿ˜†

  45. Octopus says:

    CNN: “Thousands of protesters throng London streets to protest Trump!” ๐Ÿ˜†

    As the London broadcaster said, “The same people who turn up to protest EVERYTHING in London.”

  46. Octopus says:

    Good parenting! ๐Ÿ™‚

  47. Octopus says:

    Chunky steadfastly retweeting the “Russian Collusion” glurge, despite witch-hunt leader’s insistence there is NO EVIDENCE OF ANY SUCH THING!!1! ๐Ÿ˜†

    “Ratfcked” ๐Ÿ˜†

  48. rightymouse says:

    Am back home after a grueling day of travel from Bangkok. Had a fabulous time!! ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stayed at the Intercontinental when we went to Hua Hin beach. Gorgeous! Lots of change but the beach itself was lovely as I remembered. Here’s a stock pic that shows the beauty of the place.

    • Octopus says:

      That fine white sand looks just like the sand in Siesta Key, FL. Beautiful. And welcome back!

      • rightymouse says:

        Great to be back!! We had such a marvelous time! But it’s wonderful to be back in my own bed. ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Octopus says:

          We’re spending the night in a hotel this evening. Younger daughter is having a big 25th birthday/graduation with Master’s party tonight, and it’s going to be loud. We decided to take the opportunity to chill and have a decent date night.

          • rightymouse says:

            Good for you & wife! It’s always nice to get away sometimes! ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

            Congrats on your successful trip righty. And Octo enjoy your nice fambly time and wifey/hubby getaway. One of my daughters came home this weekend. She’s working at a Catholic Christian camp near Bowling Green (she’s a WKU student). So she brought another staffer, a best bud from camp. At dinner last night I was regaling them with funny stories about how, before the twin girls we would take short vacations like to General Butler park, or Red Rock Gorge. One was to Outer Banks. Just being in a hotel room was like swanky and fun.

            The Outer Banks vaca was particularly funny. For some reason I thought mid-March would be a good time. It’s getting warmer, a great time to get outside. We arrived just as the remnants of a hurricane out to sea arrived. And the wind chill made the 45 degree temp feel like 20 degrees. We went for a walk on the beach and could literally lean over into the wind and it would prevent our falling. We tried golfing. Um….yeah ’nuff said. At this point the locals were looking at us very strangely. But we were defiant to enjoy our vacation! We ended up going bowling and then to a local cineplex to take in a movie.

          • Bunk X says:

            That pic reminds me of the poor little nannies who were blown away when Mary Poppins showed up…

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      They’re kind of a cute goofy looking couple. I’m happy for them.

    • ISTE says:

      Hey Octopus, at least their kid isn’t going to suffer from hunger in its early years.

      ๐Ÿ™‚

  49. ISTE says:

    I am really enjoying President Trump’s visit to the UK.

    It is bringing out the bias, and nastiness of some people that quite frankly do not have a clue about anything they are commenting on.

    Take this random Twitter thingy.

    The only protocol that applies to their encounter is YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE MONARCH.

    That was observed by Trump and his hot wife.

    They both waited until she extended her arm.

  50. ISTE says:

    In other news, I have been severely craving a true English Pork Pie with Mushy Peas and Malt Vinegar for weeks.

    Well today I got all the ingredients, almost, couldn’t find lard in Walmart so got some Crisco instead. The crust would not be authentic but at least I could make a crust.

    Also, instead of buying a pork shoulder and cutting it up and coarsely mincing it (too much work ) I bought a tube of sausage meat stuff.

    Even got gelatin and chicken stock! ( well not chicken stock but a can of chicken noodle soup,)

    Bought a Texas Style muffin tray.

    So I have everything to make a Saturday night drunken attempt at real English food!

    It is not to be…..

    There is no hot water in the apartment complex. Cannot effectively clean up, was dishes etc.

    But I tried……

    ๐Ÿ™‚

    • ISTE says:

      LOL just got a text… “Go cook”

      Looks like I am going to be busy.

      ( why do I let women tell me what to do and let them dominate my life? )

      • rightymouse says:

        It’s called ‘foreplay’.
        ๐Ÿ˜†

        • ISTE says:

          International “foreplay” is too much effort at my age.

          Trying to cook a simple pie, to a British recipe.

          Took me a long time to convert grams and milliliters to ounces and cups.

          Then, just as I thought I had it nailed.

          “Bake at 180C” and what is that in the “F” scale?

          Fuck it… cooking should not require a math degree.

          Going to have a salad instead.

    • OLT's Because Gus Has A Red Nose says:

      Walmart had no manteca???

      Unpossible.

      • ISTE says:

        THANK YOU!

        In the two Walmarts I went to looked in the coolers where the butter/cheese etc was.

        Was going to ask an “associate” to help me find some but….

        In one Walmart superstore I was in I checked it online and it said they had some for same day pickup.

  51. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Alrighty then! Whoโ€™s excited about teh World Cup? Yugoslavia 2.0 for the win!
    Not just because France sucks but because France sucks.

    Iโ€™ll be watching golf/Cubs but will check on the midgets rolling around on the pitch like, well, Frenchmen.

    • Octopus says:

      Should have known better than to root for Croatia. ๐Ÿ˜ก

      My girl Serena took it in the shorts yesterday, too. Today, I wanted the tall dude to hammer on Joker, and of course it was over in three sets. My teams don’t win anymore. I think I’m going to start rooting for the Yankees, just to make sure they don’t go anywhere.

      • Octopus says:

        If the losing in sports is payback for all the schadenschwing I’ve been enjoying with Trump’s presidency, I’m fine with the trade-off. For now.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        Both tennis surprises although not really. Kerber’s been knocking at the door and Serena was still in comeback mode. And let’s be realistic. I’m always in the corner for the Williams sisters but Venus is 38 and Serena is 36. Chrissie could see it from the beginning, Serena looked flat, wasn’t getting into position, etc… I was stunned to hear about Jokey because he’s really struggled with his come back. I think most were thinking Nadal or Roger on grass but the big doofus pulled it out. My daughter’s Mexican boyfriend was pissed. He’s a huge Rafa fan.

  52. Octopus says:

    “All out of fucks” is the proper response to what Donald Trump, his GOP enablers and his super-rich backers are tryโ€ฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โ€ฆ
    15 hours ago
    Iโ€™m sensing an โ€œall out of fucksโ€ attitude from a lot of people lately. This is a good thing.
    15 hours ago

    That saying was popular with the kids about five years ago, Fatass. I’m sensing a disconnect. ๐Ÿ˜†

  53. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-interview-cbs-news-european-union-is-a-foe-ahead-of-putin-meeting-in-helsinki-jeff-glor/

    “Well, I think we have a lot of foes. I think the European Union is a foe, what they do to us in trade. Now, you wouldn’t think of the European Union, but they’re a foe. Russia is foe in certain respects. China is a foe economically, certainly they are a foe. But that doesn’t mean they are bad. It doesn’t mean anything. It means that they are competitive,” Mr. Trump said at his golf club in Turnberry, Scotland.

    Trump on Putin meeting: “I go in with low expectations”
    “I respect the leaders of those countries. But, in a trade sense, they’ve really taken advantage of us and many of those countries are in NATO and they weren’t paying their bills,” he added.

    On Sunday, British Prime Minister Theresa May told the BBC that Mr. Trump had encouraged her to “sue the EU” rather than negotiate over the U.K.’s departure from the bloc. May’s conservative government is deeply split over her handling of Brexit, and her hold on power was further weakened by Mr. Trump’s comments to a British tabloid that her approach had likely “killed” any chance of a new trade deal with the U.S. once Brexit is complete. (Mr. Trump tried to walk back his criticism in a joint press conference on Friday.)

    We’ve been needing this for a long time. These diplomats and putzy pols have been hiding behind their flowery BS language for too long. It was a great ruse and tool for misdirection and sheeple herding for a long time but frankly it’s grown old and ineffective. Trump’s merely pointing that out. Portrayed as the proverbial “Bull in a china shop” he’s actually more like the boy who pointed out “I can see the emperors dick!”. LOL! And anyway, this isn’t even news. He’s been saying this to anyone who’ll listen for years.

    Expect more sputtering and saliva spattering from Culver City’s most obese has-been banner and blocker blogger of note (brown note, that is).

  54. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Donald Trump thinks the European Union is an enemy of the United States. Hard to overstate how completely derangedโ€ฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โ€ฆ
    2 hours ago

    Chunk weighs in on the international trade talks.

  55. ISTE says:

    Possum: “Sometimes I am an asshole on the Internet and say stupid things that get me into deep shit”

    Elon Musk: “Hey Possum! Hold my beer……. )

    ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

    Oh shit….

    • Octopus says:

      Elon Musk is the greatest con man of our time, and perhaps of all-time. I mean, just his name alone smells fishy. ๐Ÿ˜†

      • ISTE says:

        I hope he gets sued

        I really do.

        • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

          What’s sad is there are people who have sunk their whole life savings and retirement funds based on his bizarre bravado and insane pronouncements. Those hard core brainswashed followers are all that’s keeping the stock from completely tanking. He’s meeting promised production goals with a giant tent and forgoeing brake testing. And hanging up on investments analysts, ignoring a mass walkiout of execs and whistleblowers. But still he finds time to deliver a sub for stranded Thai kids (that no one wanted), personally guaranteeing Michigan’s water safety, colonizing Mars, peddling solar shingles, etc…. I can’t wait ’til he starts a business converting fecal waste into Gold and calls it Newton.

          • Octopus says:

            He’s wasted billions of our taxpayer dollars, too. That’s not such a funny thing.

            When the whole thing collapses, it will be interesting to see who They blame it on. Probably Trump. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      He’s crazy like a fox. OK an insane demented inbred weirdo fox that has rabies on top of impulse issues..

  56. Octopus says:

    I know you prefer Chimay, Chunky, but this butt’s for you:

  57. Octopus says:

    You probably had the whole loaf of Wonder Bread, too. With Aunt Jemima’s Racist Syrup!

  58. Stonemason says:

    Spent the last week south of Houston, working in a house in Dickinson, that was still completely gutted, 10 months after Harvey. No electric, no plumbing (and nothing plumbing would be attached to). Drywall gone to ceiling. Still. 10 months later. This was in a pretty decent neighborhood, and it wasn’t the only home still uninhabitable. 10 months later. My 22 year old son and I flew down with a group of 24 from Marshallton United Methodist Church (PA) church, stayed at Clear Lake United Methodist Church, on cots and the floor. Kids from 14 through us oldies, paying to be there. If you have a little extra something, I ask that you research which churches/organizations in that area are still helping and donate. Not those big groups that leave after two weeks, not the foundations that keep 80%, but the actual groups on the ground. It’s amazing what they do, locally. It’s amazing how strong the people are, how wonderful southern hospitality really is, and how restorative a mission trip can be.

    Okay, back to lurking.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      So I’m guessing Shrillbeast Rotten Clinton and Webb Hubble’s daughter didn’t show up with $2 mil from the huge foundation full of Saudi and Chinese money, ready to roll up their sleeves and git all busy from dawn to dusk? Oh well. They have weddings and yoga to plan for, after all.

      Seriously I’ll look it up and try and send some bucks.

    • Bunk X says:

      What kept you from tearing it down to the foundation and starting from scratch?

  59. Octopus says:

    I hear the good folks in N’Awlins are unhappy with the Brad Pitt Construction Co. Seems he split town, once the media went away. Dang…who could have predicted that? ๐Ÿ˜†

    http://www.wdsu.com/article/brad-pitt-make-it-right-homes-riddled-with-problems-say-some-residents/19864373

    • Bunk X says:

      Same problems happened with Jimmah’s “Habitat For Humanity.” The problems were three-fold. All the labor and materials were donated, so everything was done on the cheap. The housing was falling apart within years, and the beneficiaries wouldn’t take care of the freebees because they had no investment.

      The worst part was that construction jobs were taken away from local labor, who couldn’t compete against companies willing to build houses for free, and the local materials suppliers ate it as well.

      So much for socialism.

  60. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I just wish people were more sensitive about Social Justice issues.

  61. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    For protection women should fight. And hate gunz which killz the peeplz.

  62. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Why are conservatives so judgemental???

  63. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Here’s a terrifying incident where a white privileged male terrorized a store. First using civility and politeness which is a white privilege tool of oppression and then out right threatening everyone with clear white devil micro-agressions. Thankfully he was properly disposed of in the end. Let this be a lesson to us all.

  64. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    It’s like they’re not even listening when you place your order.

  65. Octopus says:

    Chunky was tickled pink at this fake news about the princelings snubbing Trump. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Of course, there was no reason for the whole royal in-bred family to be glad-handing a real, elected leader like our President. Plus, William was afraid Trump would grab his lady fair by the “fanny,” and possibly have coitus with her. Charles had some houseplants back home that needed a good talking-to, for being sarcastic towards Camilla. Neighing behind her back, they were.

  66. Octopus says:

    A little Indian leg-wrasslin’ with Muscle Barbie? Shoot, I could use some of that myself. Get these hips loosened up.

  67. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    It’s really hard to believe and one wonders how many takes it took. I wonder if the fantastic Debra Wilson is the instigator of these types of super technical linquistic skits. Because she was in both this and the previous fast food skit. Or maybe they just all push each other to the limits and relish the absurdity and challenge of pretending like it isn’t difficult.

    But absurdly long names are real. And this British CNN weatherman pulls off a Welsh town name with grace and without batting an eye. Although I did notice a click of the heels just short of a wink. Well done!