Our Gus Is An Awesome Gus – Part II

El Gusano takes a stroll down Memory Lane.

(Psst… Mr. Hoover/@nicdanger619… she was an ex-porn star… her LGF nic was Iceweasel Asswhistle… pass it on…)

[h/t Octopus]

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199 Comments on “Our Gus Is An Awesome Gus – Part II”

  1. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      😆 😆 😆 😆

      Thanks for the hat-tip, and thanks to Gus for all the laffs over the years. Great way to start a new work week! Right, Gus? Er, I mean…right. Right back to the cot, with Feral Feline.

  2. Octopus says:

    Hmm…lots to unpack, here. Where to start? 😕

  3. Octopus says:

    Fatass has a lot of trouble with the reading comprehenshun these days. 😆

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Yeah, his tiny flabby intellect gets in his way.

      Yah know, Stalker Charles, you’d think a LIBERAL would be super-extra concerned at what the FBI quite obviously did and tried to do – ok, sorry, I know you don’t think.

  4. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck sure can’t take it.

    • Dezez157 says:

      I wonder why fat ass didn’t just block his antagonist, I wonder why fat ass didn’t call him stupid for not knowing the difference of there, their and they’re.
      Fat troll is a hypocrite.

      • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

        Another idiot that doesn’t know what fascist/Fascist means.

      • KGB says:

        Mr. Cummings appears to be a man of color. Could it be that Charles is practicing the soft bigotry of low expectations when he eschews his boilerplate invitation to ‘go fuck yourself’?

  5. rightymouse says:

    Fatso gets slapped..

  6. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Not even two years into his presidency, and Trump is dragging children away from their families and throwing them i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    2 hours ago

    Chunky’s crying for the cheerdren.

    • Octopus says:

      I guess Chunky and his Leftist Masters Of Mattering Media want convicted criminals thrown into prison with them, so as not to separate teh families. I’m sure they are that consistent with their hysterical gobbledygook, right?

  7. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Another Excellent John Oliver Show: A Deep Dive Into China and Xi Jinping’s Cult of Personality… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    3 hours ago

    Did someone say something about a cult?

  8. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck is wondering how to tie his begging bowls to this list of scammers. http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/1008810008476311556

    • rightymouse says:

      I have an idea, Chucky! Invite them to stay at your place!!!

    • Octopus says:

      “I donate money.” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1! You don’t have any money to donate, you big fat liar. You’re begging on several platforms constantly for pennies from poor basement kids. Your begging goes unrewarded, just like your constant twitter-pleas for attention.

      But we still dig the heck out of ya, Fatass. I, and I know I’m not the only one, think you’re really groovy. The ginchiest!

      • Minnow says:

        The only money he donates is to LGF (himself). This moron is somewhere between sociopathic and psychotic…. and considerably closer to psychotic.

        -and a total ahole.

  9. Octopus says:

    She’s not good at her job. It’s a job for idiots, and she’s really bad at it. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      She’s Emo Phillips sans intellect, humor and good looks. Okay, she’s not anywhere close to the level of Emo Phillips. She’s uncomfortable and wants everyone to be comfortable by making others be uncomfortable in her space. Her space is apparently somewhere near the third vapormoon of Planet X.

      • Bunk X says:

        Hell, I’ve been there, and they all talk like she does.

        • Octopus says:

          “It would be so nice if you weren’t here.” That’s the title of a book by Charles Grodin — it was said to him in a museum by a female docent where he’d wandered off the tour and sat himself down on a bench in front of a painting. Passive-aggressive pinch-faced scold was probably this antifart’s ancestor.

    • windbag says:

      I made it to the 3:19 mark. What do I win? These people are deranged.

  10. Octopus says:

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!1! Tough guy! 😆

  11. Octopus says:

    It’s a “Free The Nipple”-shirt, obviously. What? You want nipples to be kept caged up like illegals’ children? For shame!

  12. Dezez157 says:

  13. ISTE says:

    My mental health is deteriorating rapidly. Cats have taken over my life.

    Have been wanting to do a short video of Princess Natasha doing a re-make of the awesome Jennifer Beals sequence where she is practicing alone in the movie Flashdance.

    Well Natasha can do it perfectly. She either does it on the carpet or standing in the bathroom sink and pounding on the mirror.

    She even does the stretching and toe flexing before she goes at it!

    By the time I find my phone to video her it is all over. I am going to make myself one of those Gopro cameras or Goggle glasses.

    So, I have a very inteligent female cat and a male cat, who has all his agressive male thingies attached and life is strange here.

    Natasha comes home and we do fun things.

    Boris comes home, yells and screams and eats and sleeps until he wakes up to yell and scream some more.

    The point of this? I was doing Flashdance training with Natasha. ( a secret, if you want to perform and interact with an animal you spend a lot of time getting to know them, what their personality is and what they themselves WANT to do )

    Horse people and dog people know….

    Cats are strange!

    Anyway the point of all this. I was having some quality time playing with Natasha and Boris came home.

    Boris: Meowl….
    Me: You have food in your dish.
    Boris Meow.. howl!!!!
    Me: I am having beef stew and brussel sprouts.
    Boris: (now growling… )
    Me: A brussel sprout is like a small cabbage!
    Boris: Psfffffftttt!!!! ( and he went to find and chase Natasha)

    So, I guess the moral to this story is if you are training cats to make a 2018 re make of Flash Dance you do not feed the male lead character brussel sprouts.

    See I am nuts….

  14. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    I just went to the swamp for the first time in ages. I couldn’t find any comments. Help?

    I am tempted to try and logon but fear being doxed by Nancy. Thoughts? Anyone else try?

    Off topic: in a Perry Mason episode I saw today from 1963 showed a tall hotel with neon CulverCity on it. And it was raining. Funny how so many episodes from ‘57 – ‘65 featured rain in L.A. I blame Bush.

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      PIMF, indeed.

      • Bunk X says:

        Click on the awesome LGF headline, click on the fabricated number of comments button on the right, click off the begging banner, and you’re there to enjoy all flavors of stupid.

        Rain in L.A. in the movies was always fake. Blue lights and fire hoses. This is how it really happens.

        • Octopus says:

          Can’t handle a little rain, but they choose to live in a land of fruits and nuts beset by Biblical plagues of fire, landslides, earthquakes, tsunamis, illegal immigrants and bubonic. The scenery is lovely, though. Just keep driving, if there’s fire all around you. You’ll be fine!

    • KGB says:

      I always love the beginning of Dragnet episodes when Friday says something like, “It was September in Los Angeles. It was cold.” Fuck off with that, you insulated, SoCal provincials. You don’t know the first thing about cold.

      • Octopus says:

        Cold was when 40% of Michigan was still covered in snow, in the last week of April. We got flurries that week. 😆

  15. Octopus says:

    😆

  16. Octopus says:

    Space Force is AWESOME!!

  17. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      She really, really needs to meet a Heatseeker missile. Or a cruise missile, or some guided JDAMS. Something really ‘splodey.

  18. Octopus says:

    Gus enters into classic blood libel territory. Good work, son. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      The tweet didn’t even make sense! He needs to go to bed earlier & quit smoking dope.

      • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

        I think he’s being sarcastic to his Leftist full-bore crazy buddies again.

        This whole “immigrant children” faux outrage.

        Only meant to cover up the IG testimony and give the fake news networks something they can attack Trump, rather than be forced to cover the treasonous cancer that has corrupted the entire Department of Some Justice.

        • rightymouse says:

          I hope you’re right because it came across as totally incoherent.

        • Octopus says:

          Gus is starting to get into that Daily Show rhythm of “clown-nose on, clown-nose off,” where anything being spewed out can be taken as either Hot-Take News or Super-Funny Comedy. Your choice.

  19. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Fuck Tucker Carlson.
    14 hours ago

    Very unimaginative Chunky. You might’ve at least toyed with the possibilities of Fucker and Tucker. Maybe a limerick?

    There once was a Fucker named Tucker
    Who’s Nazi lies fooled reich-wing suckers
    He praised Donald Trump
    And snowflakes he whumped
    And illegal’s brats did not succor

  20. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/06/19/chelsea-handler-slams-trumps-border-policy-claims-us-will-end-up-like-nazi-germany.html

    Chunky is in the company of great minds like his own who’s only concern are with the dignity of humanity.

    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/chelsea-handler-playboy-essay_us_5773c922e4b0eb90355ce75c

    When she became pregnant at 16, Handler’s parents brought her to Planned Parenthood. “Of course, the idea that I would have a child and raise it by myself at that age, when I couldn’t even find my way home at night, was ridiculous.” she wrote. “And when it was over, I was relieved in every possible way.”

    Handler wrote that when she became pregnant a second time that same year, she had to find the money herself to get an abortion:

    Find the money herself? Oh the humanity.

    Gotta love the excuse for not having either of the two children she aborted was that she couldn’t find her way home at age16. So she’s claiming mental retardation? Age 16 is the age we all learn to drive cars. Presumably from and to home. Maybe she should’ve cited mental deficiency as a more valid reason for offing two inconvenient babies in one year. Ya know, like the Nazis. She even looks like a Nazi fraulein.

    • Bunk X says:

      “Powerful Essay.” She was an ignorant slut who’d never heard of rubbers or the pill and slept around with the apparent approval of her parents.

  21. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck is so woke the U.S. flag offends him.
    ESAD CHUCK!

  22. rightymouse says:

    Almost 1,000 people killed or injured by refugee terrorist attacks.

    http://freebeacon.com/national-security/almost-1000-people-injured-killed-terrorist-attacks-refugees/

  23. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Chuck C. Johnson Lawsuit Watch! He keeps losing these frivolous suits, but he’s at it again. Now he’s going to sue… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
    2 hours ago

    Chunky Peterson Cherub of Justice!! Maintaining his relevancy by manning the Chuck C. Johnson Lawsuit Watch patrol.

  24. ISTE says:

    Well, this is interesting.

    Virginia Governor Ralph Northam said he had ordered the recall of a helicopter and four soldiers from the state National Guard from the border state of Arizona.

    “When Virginia deployed these resources to the border, we expected that they would play a role in preventing criminals, drug runners and other threats to our security from crossing into the United States — not supporting a policy of arresting families and separating children from their parents,” Northam said.

    Governor Ralph Northam sent ONE fucking helicopter and only fFOUR soldiers?

    Now he wants them back?

    If the other states between the deployment of his SINGLE helicopter in Arizona and Virginia had any balls they would refuse to re fuel his pathetic SINGLE helicopter as it was on its way back to Virginia.

    However give the four troops a first class ticket home.

  25. Octopus says:

    This effin’ guy gets schooled, after popping off. Libturds have no game. 😆

  26. Octopus says:

    This may be a little glurge-y, but it’s pretty much how I judge people on a day-to-day basis. I give a lot of credit to people who care enough about their fellow humans to be nice, or at least polite if you don’t feel like making new friends or hearing someone’s story. I’d much rather be around reasonably competent nice people, than superstar assholes. Unless you’re a CEO or the President, in which case you have to step on toes and assert yourself, because otherwise you’ll get chomped up by other sharks’ agendas.

  27. Bunk X says:

    Okay, so the missus and I watched the last season of Bloodline, and the final episode sucked little green johnsons.

    We’re back on “Better Call Saul,” up to Season 3.

  28. Octopus says:

    I don’t know if this is offensive, funny, or just plain racist. I laffed, anyway.

    • ISTE says:

      Chinese for “Welcome home honey”

      • Octopus says:

        That’s so sweet! I might need this for my first tattoo.

        It’s either that, or something garish like this:

        Affleck, you unmitigated pos…stop skipping workouts! A tattoo can only go so far to imply youthful virility. 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    http://dailycaller.com/2018/06/19/photos-obama-immigration-detention-facilities/

    The Russian Collusion came up empty. Trump initiated detente with North Korea. He’s now at the same popularity as Obama at his peak, despite the two years of non-stop hysterical shrieking from the Left. So what do you do? You pretend Trump invented the practice of “separating illegal families,” ripping children from the arms of crying parents, and throwing them all into cages. Are people actually buying this horseshit? I mean, of course Chunky is, but anyone with half a brain? 😆

  30. rightymouse says:

    Fascinating look at the corruption at the FBI & State. The names are all familiar & I hope heads start rolling!

    https://www.investorvillage.com/smbd.asp?mb=4288&mn=297282&pt=msg&mid=18186731

    • rightymouse says:

      Idiots!

    • Octopus says:

      How on Earf did Fatass manage to escape tweeting support of the idiotic New Yorker “fat-checker?” 😆

      Could have been another one of your historic gems, Chunky. Really missed the boat there. 😦

  31. Octopus says:

  32. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Becomes more and more insane.

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/06/analysis-crooked-comey-reopened-hillary-email-case-in-october-2016-because-good-cops-in-the-fbi-leaked-info-to-congress-deep-state-later-fired-the-good-cops/

    Also reported the other day: Shrillary was never the subject of an FBI investigation, nor a target. So when Lynch asked Comey to refer to it as a “matter” she was actually right. So why did Comey find it disturbing for her to ask that? Why is Comey saying Shrillery doesn’t understand what it was all about? She understood and said it that she wasn’t being investigated. She was right.

    And despite not investigating anyone, immunity was somehow given to Huma and others involved in the email cover up. And agreements to allow them to destroy their laptops and phones. And they never recorded Shrillery’s interview and never searched her house (which other FBI agents say is unheard of). But maybe it all makes sense now that there was no one targeted in the investigation.

    • Dezez157 says:

      How long before Chuck defends Peter Fonda?

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Best part:

      Sony Pictures is releasing a movie starring Fonda in a matter of days called ‘Boundaries.

      Calls to boycott? Oh right, no one was going to see that piece of schiff anyway. Such an embarrassment and surely a disappointment to Poor Henry how this loser turned out.

  33. ISTE says:

    Posted a longer version on Blogmocracy last night but looks like I am caught in the naughty person trap.

    Anyway, currently I am liable for a $200 fine or thirty days in jail.

    Then deportation.

    Oh well, 30 days being fed three meals every day and having my laundry done then a free flight back to England.

    Life ain’t so bad…..

    • Octopus says:

      Well, that sucks. Those cats are gonna have to go out and catch their own mice. 😉

      But seriously, I don’t want you deported. I mean, there are about 50 million people I want deported before you. Then you. In chains and a Hannibal Lector-signed goalie mask.

      I’ve always enjoyed your posts, and it’s okay if it’s not mutual. I wish you the best of luck in all future endeavors, relationships and cosmic lotteries. Same for the cats, especially Natasha.

      • ISTE says:

        Yep, such a shame….

        Last night I was looking up all the reasons a LEGAL alien can be deported.

        Legal alien are those here on vacation, work and student visas, and the cream of the crop, the aliens here on an I-551

        I have an I-551 ( “Green Card” legal permanent resident )

        Now I knew getting a felony will get me deported, also a misdemeanor that is classed as “moral turpitude”

        So, I fully understand that I must behave myself or I get kicked out.

        My crime that will get me jail and deported if they catch me?

        I did not report my change of address…..

        “Any alien or any parent or legal guardian in the United States of any alien who fails to give written notice [of an address change] to the Attorney General, as required by section 265 of this title, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall, upon conviction thereof, be fined not to exceed $200 or be imprisoned not more than thirty days, or both. Irrespective of whether an alien is convicted and punished as herein provided, any alien who fails to give written notice to the Attorney General, as required by section 265, shall be taken into custody and removed in the manner provided by chapter 4 of this title, unless such alien establishes to the satisfaction of the Attorney General that such failure was reasonably excusable or was not willful.”

        I will file an AR-11 tomorrow. https://egov.uscis.gov/coa/displayCOAForm.do

        This is to illustrate those of us here legally are not allowed to run free un monitored.

        • Octopus says:

          That sounds crazy, especially considering what I know of people here illegally, many for years and years. Some of my Greek in-laws jumped ship in NYC and other harbors, and proceeded to live their lives here mostly unimpeded. Some of those earned their citizenship the old-fashioned way, by enlisting and fighting for this country. An Italian cement contractor I used to do a lot of business with before his demise from stomach cancer (one too many cannolis) dodged the immigration police his whole life, until he was rich enough to buy some kind of reprieve, the details of which I don’t recall. You can buy your way in, if you have the bloody lucre. He died with about $10M in the bank, his family ended up suing each other to pieces over.

          These are different times, and we have hostile Islamist monsters seeking to destroy us, along with millions of South American and Mexican refugees fleeing failed monstrosities of dictatorships, and wanting to join in with the most successful nation going. Can’t blame them a bit. Can’t have them, either. Not all at once, with no oversight. Just ask Angle-A, over there in Germany — how’s that working out for you? 😯

          Also ask France, Great Britain, the Netherlands, etc.

        • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

          My crime that will get me jail and deported if they catch me?

          I did not report my change of address…..

          You WHAT??? I would prefer to let my daughter date an ax murderer than associate with the likes of you.

    • Bunk X says:

      Damn. Can you petition the Governor for a stay or reprieve?

  34. Octopus says:

    So butthurt that Trump stole another march from his adopted Idiot Leftist Screamers. 😆

    Here’s a blast from the past, regarding the system Trump inherited and the Left just discovered last week:

    Remember the MSM and Hollywood going insane over this, back then? Boy, were they beside themselves. 😆

  35. Octopus says:

    Just wow. Yay Twitter!

  36. ISTE says:

    Oh dear, what did I do…..

    Well, this afternoon a nice woman ( going to be referred to as “Nice person 1” ) left a message on the answering machine. She was asking for an employee who left three years ago saying they needed his help for a platelet donation.

    She was from the Gulf Coast Regional Blood Center so I knew it was important.

    I called them back and spoke to a different very nice person and explained that Mr XXXXXX did not work here and I did not have his home/cell number.

    The conversation went like this…..

    Me: Mr xxxxxx no longer works here, I am sorry I cannot give you his current work number.
    Nice person 2: That is OK, we will remove this number from his contact information, Thank you.
    Me: I would really like to help you, however you do not want me.
    Nice person 2: Why is that?
    Me: I am from England and you think we all have Mad Cow disease so we cannot donate blood or platelets.
    Nice person 2: Well ( she laughed ) that is a pity…

    We said goodbye.

    Unfortunately no Europeans are allowed to donate blood in the USA because of the risk of BSE ( mad cow )

    15 minutes later, a call from the Gulf Coast Regional Blood Center.

    It was nice person 1.

    Me: I just spoke to someone else and explained Mr xxxxxx was not here.
    Nice person 1: I know, I am not calling about that. I am calling about something you said about not being able to donate.
    Me: oh…….
    Nice person 1: What is your zip code? ( post code in England )
    Me: um… 77031
    Nice person 1: Your nearest donation center is Westchase Neighborhood Donor Center when can you come in?
    Me: Why?
    Nice person 1: Well the ban on British people donating blood was lifted in 2016. Let me make you an appointment for next week

    So much for me and my big mouth.

    LOL

    Hey look on the bright side, I get some time off work next week.

    • ISTE says:

      It was the organ donation thing that really pissed me off.

      You going to reject all my nice pink squishy bits that could save many lives just because there is a billion to one chance I could have mad cow?

      Anyway, glad common sense prevailed.

      Rant off….

      Now drinking lots of fluids in preparation for my blood draining ordeal next week.

      Note, do not know why but the fact I can now donate blood in the USA made my day.

      No longer an outcast.

    • Octopus says:

      Ve just vant to suck your blooooooddd. 😯

      I wouldn’t show up for that, myself. I give my semi-rare (9%?) B+ blood once a year, at our company’s annual blood-drive, which features orange juice and delicious cookies. It’s kind of required, but I’d do it anyways. I feel good afterwards, which was Hemingway’s measure of good moral acts. How are you going to argue with the guy who wrote, “The Old Man And The Sea?” You can’t. Forget about it.

      • ISTE says:

        Blood is boring and anyone can do it really. Well they have to match the type and that is that.

        Platelets I did in the UK.

        They tissue type you to leukemia patients. Usually kids.

        Took about 2 hours, tube in each arm.

        I feel happy today, I can donate again.

  37. Dezez157 says:

    Gee Chuck, maybe so you can prove for the billionth time that you are incredibly hate filled asshat.

  38. Dezez157 says:

    For you Chuck.
    1) You have spent your whole life avoiding work.
    2) You have back stabbed anyone who foolishly tried to help you.
    3) You are a creep.
    4) You are a known thief, a cheat and a liar.
    5) You are a fat lazy sloth.
    6) You are ugly inside and out.
    7) Your only redeeming quality is your mortality.

    • Octopus says:

      Jeze, Dezez…way to make all the pertinent points! 🙂

      I have nothing to add.

      • Dezez157 says:

        Sorry, I did leave out that his guitar playing was an insult to any musical artist, his coding skills are somewhere between dull moron and neanderthal.
        That he is a cheap opportunist that would steal a nickel from his dead mothers eye and that his only chance at sex is with Gus manning a glory hole in a truck stop restroom.

  39. Octopus says:

    Currently reading, https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UDCHZ3K/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1

    My Mexican boy just made land, and he’s majorly messed-up. How would you be, after 438 days at sea, half of it spent watching your buddy go crazy and die? You might be a tad squiffy.

    If you’ve enjoyed other books or shows about human survival against sketchy odds, you’ll love this one. It’s a classic, and it’s real.

    Not real, but still a classic:

    http://www.arvindguptatoys.com/arvindgupta/oldmansea.pdf

    I take that back. It doesn’t get much more real than the Old Man. Maybe the “Short Happy Life Of Francis Macomber?”

    http://faculty.washington.edu/jdb/303/Hemingway/The%20Short%20Happy%20Life%20of%20Francis%20Macomber.pdf

    Damn, that shit got real. 😯

  40. Octopus says:

    American Treasure! 🙂

  41. Octopus says:

    Nazis all the way down! 😆

  42. Bunk X says:

  43. Bunk X says:

  44. Octopus says:

    I expect Peter’s seen a lot of young boys and girls raped during his life in the sleaze-pits of Hollywood. I expect he’s done some of that raping himself, and might have been raped himself as a kid, along with his sister. That’s how it’s done out there.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      He came out in defense of Roman Polansky a few years back. So there you go.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s perfectly in keeping with what you’d expect. However, it’s worth noting that Fonda did call his sis’s ex, Tom Hayden, a “commie pervert.” Said Hayden was lucky to be alive, too. Wonder what happened to cause that rift.

  45. Octopus says:

    http://thefederalist.com/2018/06/20/whatever-happened-losing-argument-invoke-nazis/

    Good article about Godwin’s Law, and the way the Left has completely repealed the law since Trump was elected. Also contained a stunning bit of info, about how half of today’s German teens don’t know who Hitler was — I wonder how American kids stack up on their historical knowledge. Not well, is my guess.

  46. Octopus says:

    https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2018/06/20/hot-take-from-an-elite-trumps-hillbilly-rally-in-duluth-to-be-followed-by-visit-to-mississippi-trailer-park/?utm_campaign=twitchywidget

    The Elite Left is still crowing about how backwards and cousin-kissing we are, out here in Flyover Country. I just hope this attitude maintains right up until 2020, because there’s a lot more work to be done undoing the Unicorn Messiah’s ravages. 🙂

  47. Octopus says:

    It’s like he was taking direct aim at Fatass’s Twitterwar last night. 😯

    Twitter is vapid as well as being totally neurotic. Chicano.
    7 hours ago
    I have no idea why I’m here anymore.
    7 hours ago
    This a waste of time for me.
    7 hours ago
    What a fucked up place.
    7 hours ago
    Ted Lieu is like the king of shrill. twitter.com/tedlieu/status…
    7 hours ago
    Snowflakes.
    7 hours ago
    Comedy Central isn’t comedy. It’s a political party. They’re not really even funny anymore.
    7 hours ago
    Lowriders! LOLOLOLOL!
    7 hours ago
    Twitter is garage.
    7 hours ago
    Sorry. Can’t hang anymore. Twitter is fucked up and toxic.
    7 hours ago

  48. Octopus says:

    Get out of the bunker, Fatass. Get some sun. Go for a walk, and start losing some of that cantankerous flab. The economy’s fantastic, the Norks are sorted, the fish are jumping and the cotton is high. Well, Gus is high, every night. But the fish are definitely jumping!

  49. Octopus says:

    Nice!

  50. Dezez157 says:

    You are right Chuck, every thing in your tweet is a damned lie.
    So nothing new there.

  51. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    “Immigration” butthurt lieweasels literally everywhere today.

  52. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck just cares about blog hits and we all know it.

  53. Octopus says:

    I almost barfed from laffing so hard at this piece of work. 😆

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/21/us/time-immigration-cover-june-magazine-trnd/index.html

    A child’s anguish meets America’s indifference on new TIME cover

    😥 😥 😥 😥

    …and then Heartless Hitler kicked the crying toddler into the cattle car, and sent him on his way to the crematorium with an evil “MUHAHAHAHAH!!”

    • Minnow says:

      such poetic presentation…. The “Left” today vs. “The Right”…. The children vs. The Adults…. The whiny self-centered crybabies vs. the “men of action” etc. etc. etc.

      Welcome to America.

  54. Octopus says:

    https://hotair.com/archives/2018/06/20/stanford-prison-experiment-lie-wont-die/

    When I was earning my Psych degree in A2, I remember this study being taught as one of the bedrock dogmas of social psychology. Oh, did it fit The Narrative! 😆

    And it’s still being taught today, because it fits Teh Narrative as well or better than any other study devised by left-wing kooks in tweed jackets with elbow patches. Smoking a pipe and screwing undergrads.

  55. Octopus says:

    Speaking of jackets…

    Troll-Level: Grandmaster with 7 oak-clusters

    The Left may never recover from this one. 😆

  56. Octopus says:

    One of Hollywood’s greatest modern-day ass-douches has a new interview in Rolling Stone, the great journalistic enterprise that tells so much truth it hurts. I won’t read the whole thing, but the excerpts tell a sorry tale about a deluded megalomaniac without a clue in the world.

    http://toofab.com/2018/06/21/johnny-depp-addresses-divorce-financial-problems-and-that-earpiece-rumor-in-rolling-stone/

  57. Minnow says:

    RIP Charles Krauthammer. A sad day…..

  58. Dezez157 says:

    Here comes the sniveling prick trying to prove he knows all about being an asshole.

    • Octopus says:

      Don’t you dare, Fatass. Keep Krauthammer’s name out of your filthy lying mouth, for just one day. Fatass has gone ballistic to try and bury his vicious attacks on Krauthammer over the last decade, but he can’t bury everything. We remember, you sack of viscous snot. We have receipts. 😆

      https://thediaryofdaedalus.com/2012/09/21/the-ruse-and-fail-of-little-green-footballs-part-ii/

      • Dezez157 says:

        Too late, fat ass is doing his two faced dance on Krauthammer’s grave.

        Anybody feel like doing some digging for Chuck?

        • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

          WTF does Stalker Charles know about “science” or “clear thinking”???

        • Bunk X says:

          Yep. The BRC Archives, The Wingularity, The Way Back Machine and even Google has some nice snacks. Charles praised Krauthammer up until Obama was elected, his mom died and he got his comic book collection back.

  59. Octopus says:

    I’m going to take a planned vacation very soon, from this righteous blogsite. I’ll be gone for a few months. A nuclear confrontation or the long-awaited Yellowstone Supervolcano Armageddon would require a terse comment or two, but the kid needs a break. I’m writing a book about some stuff that needs my concentrated attention, and daily political grumbling is a distraction/affliction I can’t sustain. I know some other people here will keep the teapots a-boilin’ until I return. Love you guys and goils! Semper Fudd.

    • rightymouse says:

      No! Please don’t go!

      • Octopus says:

        How about if I just cut back some? 😆

        Honestly, some days I get desperately tired of the desperate schtick of our portly pal, Jabba The Bitch. Then I start thinking my time could be better spent. I do have plans for this summer that will require some time and concentration, but you know what they say about plans…telling your plans to God is asking for Him to go ahead and take a big shit all over your face. Or something along those lines.

        Leaving town for the West Coast (of Michigan) in a couple of hours. See youse later.

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      You’ll be missed, Octo. I look forward to your return.

      • Octopus says:

        Reports of my demise seem to be exaggerated, Abu. However, if things slow down, I know I can count on you to dig up some buxom babes to get the party re-started. 😉

    • Bunk X says:

      What happens when all the the blood, sweat and snark is gone?

  60. Bunk X says:

    I’m proud of this.

  61. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    LOL, the Mayor of New York City and a bunch of other attention whores looking for an anti-Trump photo op got turned away at a detention center in Texas.

    It apparently came as a shock to Bill that he has ZERO Federal authority, despite his international status as Hizzone the Mator of the World’s Most Important Media City and First Exalted Whore of MSNBC.

    Just another reason to love Texas, and some desperately needed evidence that many Federal employees are doing their best to do their jobs.

  62. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Oh, and the TIME cover is fake news! Who’da thunk it, I know!

    This little girl was separated from her father by her mother, and was NEVER separated from her mother, who attempted to illegally enter the US after paying a human trafficker (fuck the word “coyote”, they’re human traffickers) $6000 to assist her in committing a crime.

    • Dezez157 says:

      And a fat idiot just had to prove he is an idiot, your streak continues Chuck.

      • rightymouse says:

        I don’t remember Fatso wailing about the separation of illegal alien parents & kids under Obama. It was **crickets**. Hypocrital ass-hole.

        • Dezez157 says:

          Time magazine is in the cross hairs for fabricating a story and Chuck is so woke he calls it a conspiracy, Chuck is almost too stupid to mock….almost.

        • Dezez157 says:

          Not a single noise was heard from the left when Obama the Sackless was tearing these poor criminal families apart…. well Chuck sharted but that does not count.

  63. Dezez157 says:

    https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/1010266791837396992 This tweet really is deserving of its own thread.
    Here I was thinking the criminals supplied us with crime victims.