Would You Be Comfortable With Charles F. Johnson Sleeping On An Inflatable Mattress In Your Living Room?
Posted: June 4, 2018 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Humor, Little Green Footballs | Tags: #rumpswab, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Humor, hypocrisy, LGF, lgf memory hole, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol 280 Comments
Nope. Didn’t think so.
[Original graph source here. h/t Octo.]
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I hate to appear intolerant, but I would not allow the corpulent schweinhundt to sleep in my living room. I’d let him stay one night in the garage, though.
Can he wash his huge undies in your dishwasher?
/ threw up in my mouth
He’s not allowed anywhere near the kitchen, or the house for that matter. The door to the garage locks securely.
Further to Gus’s moaning about it being Sunday last night…
GET A JOB!!
HEY GUS! I’VE GOT SOME WORK FOR YOU IF YOU WANT IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I worked 19 billable hours on Sunday. What a grind.
I just wanted to mention this since I made more than both Gus and Charles have in the past six months yesterday.
Waa haa.
Nothing like gainful employment, eh? I gotta say, it’s made a huge difference in my life, and the life of my family. 😆
http://allthatsinteresting.com/nathan-larson-pedophile
Well, if he was running in one of the true-blue California counties, he’d have a pretty good shot. 😆
Which raises the question, why hasn’t he been shot?
Ah. Yes. Virginia. So Progressive! 🙄
Chunky’s Twitter-pals are freaking hilarious! 😆
Eddie has over 19K tweets and less than 200 followers.
Stupid statements like that explains why…..
B-b-b-b-ut, they should have had anti-aircraft batteries all around, to shoot down any hijacked planes that might kami-kalling. I’m Eddie, and I’m smart. I can handle things.
GM exec pulls a Chunky in the first turn at Detroit Gran Prix.
He’ll never live this down. 😆
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/06/04/at-least-25-dead-in-guatemala-volcano-eruption.html
The fire this time… 😯
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/03/portland-sees-bloody-fighting-as-antifa-activists-storm-patriot-prayer-rally.html
Jackholes in Portland. 😆
https://www.bizpacreview.com/2018/06/03/abracadabra-bch-james-woods-was-kind-enough-to-answer-obamas-magic-wand-question-641084?utm_source=Push%20Notifications&utm_medium=BPR
Bwahahahah!
LOVE IT! 😆
Young sociopath gets lesson in manners. 😆
Little punk.
And it’s all on tape you little piece of shit. You obstructed, you assaulted him and then you verbally assaulted a woman. I hope your parents watch a lot of Judge Judy. That way when you have to go to REAL court (and believe me, you WILL, it all won’t seem to strange to you…..
What a little shit! 😯
Love his instant crying jag! 😆
Fake crying too! Brat needs a whooping.
Video is down. I want to see the little asshole, though I’m saving my opinion until I see the vid.
/
Someone squeezed the vid vertical down to make the little jerk look shorter.
And now it’s gone. 😦
Youtube took it down several times, because it was a little too spot-on as a metaphor for millennial douche-punkiness. 😆
The vid is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8oncxa/kid_had_it_coming/
The Supreme Court backs baker, not gay couple. Good! Liberal heads will explode. 😆
http://news.trust.org/item/20180604150452-eu3tg
“Because Trump mainlines HATE!”
😆
Maxine Waters really packed them in at her latest event. 😆 mostly empty room & her tweet got 12 whole retweets. 😆
Comments funny! 😆
Looks like one of Shrillary’s campaign rallies. 😆
Bernie even swamped her.
Folks! Chuck’s been spotted!
The one question I had in my head when I saw this pic is: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? 😯
Never in my entire live have I thought about taking a crap in public on public property. 😯
GAHHHHHHHH!
Swinus Americanus…..
https://tackyraccoons.com/2007/10/14/herd-of-indricotheria-captured/
I don’t want any free smells. 😯
Or free looks. 😦
I once paid for them. The movie came with scratch-n-sniff cards, and the film gave cues for when to scratch which number and when to sniff. Smell-i-vision.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyester_(film)
Ew.
Yeah, IIRC the first was flowers. The rest were disgusting odors.
Clearly, that trash can is bolted down. Very securely bolted down.
I think there might be some fiberglass and paint involved.
Who’s ready for some incredible ukulele music? Seriously. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wzsE67O5tE
That’s the real deal. 🙂
This guy is still my favorite for a day or so.
Is that Mr. Bean’s kid?
Is it just me, or does Stormy Daniels look about ten years past her “freshness date”???
Why do some people refuse to accept who they are?
(and Charles, in your case, accept that they were never anyone…. asshole.)
Yes Chuck, we heard you the 1st 1500 times.
So, the impeachment is nigh? This time, it’s really happening?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!
No they’re not, Fatso. You so want to believe your buddies in the MSM but they are selling you dopes a bill of goods. Mueller has NOTHING. And if the Democrats don’t retake the House and Senate in November, it will be amazing to you how fast this ignorant clown wraps up his so-called investigation.
Tony Villar, aka Antonio Villaraigos, ex-LA Mayor is running in 3rd place for goobernator and has to bump his polling data.
http://www.latimes.com/resizer/Gp3Ej0QyETF-56nPLd9pV2J8wYo=/1400×0/www.trbimg.com/img-5b149952/turbine/la-1528076622-sywmafs0vf-snap-image
Apparently it didn’t work. Both Cox and Allen pulled ahead. That means a run-off between socialist Gavin Newsom and John Cox. That’s gonna bring out the GOP vote in November.
O.M.G.
Melania was seen in public!!!
I also had heard that the Japanese are coming……
oh. wow.
Impeach the Bastard…….
That made me laugh! 😆
Boys Will Be Boys Dept. — https://www.dailydot.com/debug/barbie-power-wheels-dirt-bike-engine/
“This thing wants to kill me. I’ve already almost died three times in it.”
😆
https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=36207
I had no idea the Communist Sandinistas were back in power and still killing people opposed to their Stalinist regime. I must have been distracted in recent years by…stuff.
Con Artist Extraordinaire Elon Musk is trying to distract people from his failing sparky-car boondoggle with, of all things, flamethrowers. In wildfire-afflicted California, he’s selling flamethrowers. No, really. Never mind that you can make your own for $5 with a Supersoaker squirt gun and any flame-source, and a piece of duct-tape. 😆
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/06/californias-efforts-to-restrict-elon-musks-flamethrowers-go-down-in-flames/
From another article at your source
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/08/facing-possible-ban-more-americans-are-buying-new-and-legal-900-flamethrowers/
“Mayor Fouts remains unconvinced.
“If our own military doesn’t use it and it’s been banned by the Geneva Convention then why would someone think this should be sold to the general public?” he added. “I think it’s too risky to gamble with people’s lives. I can’t think of something more horrific than to burn somebody alive, and that’s what this would do.””
So the mayor is saying whatever the military uses should be sold to the general public?
LOL. I bet he’s a Dem.
Read the official military account of the battle for Okinawa recently, in all its horrific wonders. The flame-thrower was key to cleaning out the mazes of tunnels the Japs had dug themselves into all over the island, just as they had on Iwo Jima, only more so. “Shake and bake” was a common term the soldiers had for the process, which must have made a few vets chuckle (or wince) when it was adopted to sell a different product later.
No.
They’ve all been in their own little reality for years now.
What’s changed?
Mm-kay. This is a look not many can pull off.
Was it naughty? 😯
Not really. Let’s try again…
Yikes! Looks painted on.
Those legs, though. 🙂
Painted.
Bit too much slap, but there’s potential. At whom am I looking?
Gigi Hadid, the fifth-highest paid model in the world last year.
Looks like a guy with a shaved head.
Gussy’s asking for Fatso’s wrath! 😯
All the years spent on Twitter have soured Gus on Proggies, it seems. Where will he go from here?
Window shopping in the malt liquor aisle of Circle K? Your call.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSCiafSzRvGCjFR7fQzVarWLRkQITmWDH9nmK-vmI4PLscQ4tx4A
Hi, Ray! 🙂
Ray was deep in thought, trying to balance his budget and finance his buzz.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Gus_802/status/1004046559313584128
Heheheh!
Then he answered himself with this jewel!
“Especially given the never ending stock of sanctimonious ideologues that think they’re the greatest gift to the world.”
Oh.My.
Does sanctimonious mean corpulent and ponytailed?
Asking for a friend.
It also encompasses “soulless.” Not a great thing, this sanctimony.
Tuesday evening in Houston and it is cooling down.
No pictures or a video for this one!
At 5:30pm it is 96F or 35.5C for you foreigners in England.
Boris just came home, he was panting like a dog as he has been doing this last few days when he comes in. Never seen a cat do that before.
He firstly eats some dry cat food, ( not much ) then growls and howls for cat treats ( he eats lots )
I know the routine, he is going to be very thirsty. When he comes home the first thing I do is make sure he has lots of clean, fresh and cool water. I look after my friends.
I flush the toilet. 🙂
Beautiful here the past couple of days, sunny and breezy, low-humidity, high around 70. This is the sweet spot, for human comfort in the out of doors. 🙂
That Madison Rising video is DISGUSTING!
When the national anthem is being played you stand, you remain still, you do not speak, but you may sing along and you put your right hand on your heart.
None of them did that, in fact the drummer was even sitting down and acting like he was Animal from the Muppets.
Disgraceful and disrespectful to the Anthem.
Okay. 😆
Just kind of letting people here be aware of what an alien immigrant knows about these things.
When the American National Anthem plays I stand still, I do not speak and I hold BOTH hands by my side.
No right hand on my heart, I am not an American citizen.
Also the flag code.
Before Memorial Day the Stars and Stripes flags were placed at the side of the road whenever you entered a certain township. They were real flags, about 3ft by 2ft
I asked ” Those flags, are they removed at night? ”
Answer was ” No, they will be there all Memorial Day weekend”
I was not happy with the answer. The Flag if displayed at night should be properly lit. Otherwise taken down at dusk.
I think it is true that first generation immigrants to the USA know more about the USA than people born here.
They do.
Many immigrants understand socialist/communist oppression and have experienced it first hand. Those people are the ones whose voices need to be heard before they die, like this ladies’ life story.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/worlds-oldest-person-celebrates-129th-12649592
I think there’s a fetishistic element to actual flag worship that slightly bothers me, like the time a neighbor burned his flag because his son had let it touch the ground after taking it down. Come on. It’s a great symbol, and I often get verklempt when the sight of it takes me unawares (or awares), but let’s not get carried away.
Chunky retweets this glurge…
I think it is the elevated level of education that the Chunkster possesses that allows him to understand and interact with the world in this way….
I seen that in a couple of other GED types….
Fatso doesn’t get it. The Eagles were attempting an “end around” and were planning to embarrass Trump by showing up with essentially the coaching staff and the mascot. Trump found out somehow and basically said “fuck you – we’ll have our own celebration.”
You know, these selfish shitbags don’t get it. Their kids would have had the once in a lifetime experience of being GUESTS at the White House. They won’t get that. And I seriously doubt any of you will win a Super Bowl again and if you do, no one will give a shit.
But I personally loved the “thanks to Trump, we won’t be able to do these good charitable works that we were gonna do in D.C.”
Hold it. So….does that mean the team WAS planning to show up in DC but not go to the White House to snub the President publicly? So how does uninviting them change their ability to do all those “good works.”
The California Election Results are fun. Looks like Maxine Waters is gonna keep spouting stupid
http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-pol-ca-california-primary-election-results-2018/
BTW, the missus and I both voted for Steve Rocco just for the lolz.
https://www.google.com/search?q=steve+rocco+orange+county&client=firefox-b-1&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjw_suisL7bAhVTHTQIHbGaClkQiR4InQE&biw=1280&bih=810
This guy got elected to school board office without campaigning, and after he was elected on name only, they couldn’t find him. Months later, he surfaced, and jaws dropped.
😆
I love a good gadfly.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Rocco_(politician)
They tried to oust him for stealing a half/empty bottle of ketchup from the campus cafeteria.
He’s completely nuts, but so are they.
From Wiki:
There is a “a large group of people who are convinced that Rocco is Andy Kaufman.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Rocco_(politician)
I dunno Bunk. I doubt she thought she was going to be running against Republican Omar Navarro – she thought it would be a sacrificial Democrat no doubt. Omar’s a good guy, and lives in the District. Which hasn’t had any improvement thanks to Auntie Maxie Pad.
Maxine got a lotta love for the primaries, but let’s see what happens in November.
Speaking of gubmint overreach, do you think Chunky needs to start worrying about this? How about usses? 😉
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-06-04/department-homeland-security-compiles-list-all-bloggers-journalists-social-media
Kind of scary, when you think about it. I mean, what could go wrong? 😯
https://www.bizpacreview.com/2018/06/04/man-sues-cvs-after-pharmacy-employee-blabbed-secret-viagra-prescription-to-his-wife-641348?utm_source=Push%20Notifications&utm_medium=BPR
I think this guy has a pretty good case, and I can definitely understand how the marriage could suffer serious damage from such a betrayal. Not that I use the blue bombers myself, but if I did, I can think of several good reasons to keep it a secret. Only one of them involves philandering.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5802563/Teenager-PENIS-ripped-horrific-attack-tiger-shark-Brazilian-coast.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
This is why I don’t swim in the ocean. Everything in there wants to kill you, or eat your penis.
Now Chunkles has another thing to have nightmares about besides clamping reptiles that thrash about wildly… 😆
So sad. 😦
Exactly. If you have a penis, do not swim in the ocean because things with razor-sharp teeth lurk below the surface. They want to eat it, and if they do, you’ll never get it back.
http://reason.com/blog/2018/06/04/new-york-film-studio-built-with-15-milli
Hollywood is a rancid whore, and Michigan had a mercifully brief romance with her during the last failed Democrat governorship. The Left here is still whining about all the “great TV and movie jobs lost because of mean nerd Snyder,” who balanced the budget and has done all kinds of good things that will never be reported by the MSM who blamed him personally for the Flint Water Debacle OMFG. I fully expect the next governor to be a horrible liberal, but maybe we’ll be spared if the same folks who support Trump come out to the polls.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
Reading through a week or two of our fine President’s tweets is very good entertainment. He’s killing it! Chunky and his socialist pals are shrieking with rage after every tweet, too — what could be better? 😆
POTUS trolls liberals with brilliance! 😆
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/2829/Man-Holds-Umbrella-Over-Marine-Corps-JROTC-Member-During-Braves-Game
Love this! 🙂
I think this rated a report to twitter and law enforcement.
Wow! Gus needs a benzo. 😆
Oy! 😯
https://mobile.twitter.com/Gus_802/status/1004277113564909569
I shudder to think of what Gus has run into behind Safeway on a Saturday night. 😯
The incredible lameness of Colbert never ceases to amaze. Goes full-racist here, for no reason. Not funny. Preaching to the Idiot Choir, for applause instead of laughs.
Chunky? Is that you?
Fatso could never dance like this guy! 😆
See, you don’t need a lot of dance moves. You just need a few that you can do well, and apply to a certain type of song. 😆
And wear a pink speedo.
Well, that’s not gonna happen. Maybe a pink kerchief?
June 6.
The irony is that the Warmacht leadership was in Berlin playing war games. The scenario? An invasion of Normandy.
Thanks as always to Ace…
Don’t hear much about or from Lena Dunham these days. Good!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5801193/Paraglider-crashed-wood-tree-branch-sticking-shoulder.html
Toughest guy I’ve seen today. 😯
Ouch!
Got this from a friend today. 😆
A blond city girl named Amy marries a Wisconsin farmer.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the farmer says to her,
‘The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail
into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?’
The farmer leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail,
she tells him, ‘This is the one right here.’
The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blond, asks, ‘Tell me lady, ’cause I’m dying to know.
How would you know this is the right cow to be bred?’
‘That’s simple,” she said. “By the nail that’s over its stall,’ she explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, ‘And what, pray tell, is the nail for?’
Amy turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder……
‘I guess it’s to hang your pants on.’
RAPE! 😆
Classic.
Remember when Chunky was trying to make an extra buck on Saturday nights in TJ? Man, that cat was desperate. 😆
This. My favorite website. The Donkey Show has always been mentioned but I found myself at the crossroads here and decided not to click, thank you. Some things can’t be unseen.
/ Bunk calling it a classic clinched it
😀
A very fishy and incomplete story.
https://nypost.com/2018/06/06/delivery-guy-detained-by-ice-while-dropping-off-pizza-at-army-base/
And fuck blockquotes!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
Did the post preview option vanish?
I need more info. I think there might be extenuating circumstances here. Don’t fuck all illegals- just the ones who deserve fucking.
Post preview never existed here that I remember.
As someone else who’s navigated the Byzantine green card process, on behalf of my wife, I have no sympathy for anyone who’s here illegally. None. Do it the right way or fuck back off to wherever you’re from.
Amen! The sense of arrogant entitlement from certain groups of people is astounding!
Dis what I’m into naow. Deal.
Police made a sweep of our house today, according to the Missus. They found no criminals under the bed.
They didn’t find the cache of XXXXXXXX either.
I think they’re coming for me, today. Saw a suspicious-looking “DTE” van lurking on the street yesterday, with “repairmen” pretending to work on some “underground power cables.”
I’d better hide the ditchweed! And my assault rifle, that looks like a common 30-30 Winchester, and might be registered to my brother, who gave it to me 25 years ago when he was moving to Okinawa as a Navy intern doctor. Never asked for it back, so in the closet it stays, until the gun-grabbers get here.
The olde reprobate is 70. My my my.
Dad had more Aerosmith albums than I did. I never got around to asking him why.
“Big Ten Inch Record” was my favorite song on that album, and it was years before I realized that it was a cover of Bull Moose Jackson’s recording from 1952.
No innuendo there…
Classic innuendo! Great cover. Even I got the joke, back in high school. 😆
Congrats to Tyler on still being alive. Nobody would have bet on that, back when he and Joe Perry were known as “The Toxic Twins.”
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/06/07/soros-push-to-elect-progressive-das-in-california-fails-to-attract-voters.html
Haven’t seen Fatass talking about Soros’ big fails in Cali — he just keeps promising “The End Is Nigh” for Trump and his “gang,” and then Trump keeps winning bigly. How could one person be so wrong about everything?
“Wishful thinking” doesn’t begin to cover this kind of bubbleicious delusion. 😆
He & his fellow travelers have been having hissy fits since 2016 election day. It’s been extraordinary to watch just how childish and self-unaware they all are.
How many times in the last 18 months has Chuck predicted the end is nigh?
Infinity plus one. 😆
“To Baltimore, AND BEYOND!” *wooosh*
Meanwhile, Gus is still raging against the Leftist Machine. When will he tweet his “Why I Parted Ways With The Idiot-Left”-screed? Or will he go back to trashing conservatives by Saturday? 😆
Had enough of the goody two shoes bullshit.
2 hours ago
Fuck your “clean campaign.”
2 hours ago
Less than 27% of Americans elected Trump. Get back to me in the morning, Ryan. twitter.com/ryanstruyk/sta…
2 hours ago
I walked into the wrong party.
3 hours ago
Good leftists know that the only religion you can attack is the Christian religion. Short of that they like to atta… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
3 hours ago
It’s not colonialism that’s holding you back. It’s your lack of discipline and ability.
3 hours ago
Keep whining about colonialism because you have no talents.
3 hours ago
Start whining about some former American president. Whatever.
3 hours ago
Say some bullshit about imperialism. Like a good leftist.
3 hours ago
Whatever.
3 hours ago
It’s almost like he’s bitching himself out, here. Is he on the verge of a major epiphany?
Wouldn’t an epiphany be awesome??? He could start the process by getting a job.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/07/hawaiis-kim-vows-to-rebuild-from-volcano-with-help-fema-as-scientists-say-worst-is-yet-to-come.html
Money Quote: “As man continues to chase Science…”
Once again, Settled Science proves very unsettling. Run!
Tattoos are often regretted. 😆
This is a tattoo? Yikes! 😯
Where did you find that? I mean the website. Okay, the website AND the body part.
In the not-too-distant future, ink like that will be animated.
I just googled “Hillary tattoo,” and up came this and many other gems. Like this ass-douche on SNL:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!1!
http://www.cbs8.com/story/38346727/san-diego-high-school-students-surprise-food-service-worker-with-car
This is so great. 🙂
Now why isn’t she just bitter and hateful, like most of the Left?
https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/270378/obamas-treason-even-worse-we-thought-robert-spencer
Why can’t he be held accountable?
When the Mueller mess is put to rest & POTUS is cleared to replace Sessions with someone who has a set of balls, I suspect Hillary & Obama will get good criminal attorneys. A person can hope, right?
Hope springs eternal. 🙂
Another joke from a friend. 😆
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her
mother told the girl’s father to find out about the young man.
The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.
“So, what are your plans?” the father asked the young man.
“I am a biblical scholar,” he replied.
“A biblical scholar, hmmm?” the father said. “Admirable, but what will you
do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?”
“I will study,” the young man replied, “and God will provide for us.”
“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she
deserves?” asked the father.
“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replied, “God will provide
for us.”
“And children?” asked the father. “How will you support children?”
“Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replied the fiancé.
The conversation proceeded like this…and each time the father questioned,
the young idealist insisted that God would provide.
Later, the mother asked, “How did your talk go, honey?”
The father answered, “another Democrat, He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I’m
God.”
Kind of a Dad’s nightmare there. 😯
that right there was funny!
I swiped it and sent it to a few friends….
🙂
😀
Kids will be kids. POTUS will probably just roll his eyes or laugh. Come on! Who cares if you’re gay? 😆
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5818641/Gay-Maryland-gubernatorial-candidate-kisses-husband-ad.html
As if Trump could give a crap! 😆
These idiots on the Left…all they have are their cartoons about Trump, drawn by other idiots in the bubble. I just hope Trump wishes them all the best, should he be compelled to address them on his favorite social media site. 😆
I think Trump would view the gratuitous use of innocent children for political gain as more meaningful (and egregious) than the equally gratuitous stunt of kissing your boyfriend….
Charles, I do not expect you to understand any of this.
Dumbass.
By the way Charles, how’s YOUR boyfriend??
More humor from a window licking moron.
What a slime. Sarah Sanders kicked his ass.
He’s such a tool. 😆
Great point. Why is there not more cave porn?
One of the great mysteries of history.
That would be funny. Except pterosaurs died out 65 million years ago.
All birds are descended from dinosaurs, so there would always be dino-bird around for caveman pervs to perseverate about. In other words, keep effin’ that chicken! 😆
Twitter: The Graveyard Of Would-Be Leftist Humorists
😆
Justify might be running on another muddy track in the Belmont. I’d like to see him pull it off, but most “experts” say he’s going to lose this one.
I was going to post this very same video today, but, well, you’ve gotta get up pretty early in the morning to beat Octo.
I’ve watched this race at least 100 times and I still get goose bumps. Turcotte never used the whip and Secretariat just kept running faster and faster and faster. I don’t think his mile and a half time will ever be beaten. And of course, who can forget Chic Anderson’s seminal call of this once-in-a-lifetime event? “He is moving like a tremendous machine!” is probably the greatest line ever uttered by a sports broadcaster.
But on the bright side, Justify’s losing would be a blow to the dark side of the universe.
https://www.foxbusiness.com/features/george-soros-owns-stake-in-justify-triple-crown-contender
I think he’s owned by that white-haired asshole I can’t stand as well. And Lucien Laurin said it best about the Belmont – it is the graveyard for speed horses.
I think he’s owned by that white-haired asshole I can’t stand as well.
I’m pretty sure most of them are a-holes, these blueblood Kentucky fortunate sons. I like to pretend the horses know they’re supreme athletes, and want to win for themselves, their forebears, and their descendants. A few of them do seem to understand. 😉
I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the movie, but if you have a dry eye at the end of the Belmont run scene, you have no soul. His handler’s comments alone…”Lotta track out there today, Red.” and “There you go, Red!” when he turns in the home stretch make me miss that horse so much. (Eddie never called him Secretariat – always called him “Red”.)
What I didn’t realize is that many people were scared when Secretariat took the lead and ran that fast – they believed there was NO WAY he could sustain it for a mile and a half.
I did see that movie, and loved it.
http://www.spiletta.com/UTHOF/hippology/xfactor.html
Red had the coveted X-Factor. An unfair advantage, really. 😉
Nothing will ever replace the Belmont win of Secretariat. No one was even talking about American Pharoah three weeks after the race. Oh, and I think someone did some speed analytics of the race and came to an interesting conclusion – Secretariat was STILL ACCELERATING when he crossed the finish line.
Seabiscuit and Ruffian also had the X heart.
http://qa.answers.com/Q/Did_Seabiscuit_have_the_X_Factor_heart
Seabiscuit is also a great movie, imho.
Love this historic match race.
I forgot to mention, American Pharoah also had the X-Factor heart. Aside from an EKG, the only way to tell if the horse has it is to check out his ears closely — the lucky recipients have slightly longer ears, curled forward at the ends. Check it out.
“Look at my ears again, and I’m gonna kick ya in the temple.”
“What he said. Also, I got your Mom by the ears.”
Justify is a beautiful horse, and a special speed-demon, but he’s going to be up against it Saturday with little rest, a bruised foot and a few fresher horses looking to beat him down. He’s going off as a mild favorite due to his two previous wins, but a lot of skeptical horse-racing fans are looking to make money against him. Me, I hope he gets a nice dry track, and blows away the field. After two mud-runs, he’s earned it.
My high school geometry teacher. Mr. Sonenshein, told us that if we passed the next chapter ahead of time we’d have movie day. We did, and he kept his promise.
We watched that movie, on celluloid 16mm film, and he said there would be a quiz on it.
“Yeah, right,” we thought.
The next quiz was all about Seabiscuit and the 1938 Kentucky Derby.
Mr. Sonenshein knew how to keep our attention.
https://www-thesun-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.thesun.co.uk/sport/6479180/ice-hockey-fan-flashes-stanley-cup-washington-capitals/amp/?amp_js_v=0.1&usqp=mq331AQECAEoAQ%3D%3D#
Bewbs!
Teeny, tiny bewbs!
Smaller than Chunky’s! 😆
(but much more alluring, for some crazy reason)
Small pink fuzzy circles don’t count.
That chimp represents all of hetero mankind. 🙂
We are all apes, and we all are great ones.
The CBS “Eye” makes it even more great.
http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/the-strange-history-of-comic-book-advertisements
Kind of an SJW appraisal, but I love the old comics ads. I remember the one for the pet monkey, too — I couldn’t believe it was real. 😆
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/06/charles-krauthammer-reveals-he-has-weeks-to-live-in-heartbreaking-letter-to-colleagues/
Wow. He has overcome so much to excel and direct his life to where he wants to be. And still fighting to the end. Somewhat of a contrast to some others recently who had accolades, celebrity, success and nowhere near the physical challenges only to end it all by their own hand.
I was saddened by this news. I didn’t always agree with the man, but he is smart & has integrity. Will be a huge loss. 😦
Can’t wait to see the gracious condolences of our Leftist friends, on the sad news of Krauthammer’s impending demise. They’ve been so classy about his illness and appearance thus far.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/06/iranian-regime-parades-giant-effigy-of-president-trump-with-noose-around-his-neck-on-al-quds-day/
If nothing else, proof that people do get awfully cranky when they haven’t eaten all day.
But anyway, we can see how a whole month of Ramadan and reflecting on the peace of Islam (it acutally IS PEACE doncha know?) and the love of Allah has affected the whole society of Iran. Oh wait!!! They seem to be even more bloodthirsty and irrationally and murderously vengeful than ever!!
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/06/austrias-government-plans-to-shutdown-seven-mosques-and-expel-60-turkish-funded-imams/
If you don’t like it, go to some other Islamist mass murder shit hole where it’s not safe to even walk on sidewalks, eat in a cafe or take in a show or concert. Ya know like London or Paris.
I am encouraged by Austria’s actions. When will the rest of Europe stop pandering to a people/culture/religion that is devoted to the destruction of the civilized world?
A: When they stop having billions of petrodollars to spend on shit.
WANT!
Target is a great store.
https://www.target.com/p/women-s-compression-long-sleeve-crew-t-shirt-c9-champion-174-charcoal-heather-xxl/-/A-52398001?ref=tgt_soc_0000080356_pd_E9590B016D474CF09F0084D7D62E4649&AFID=FB_BR&CPNG=STYLE_C9_PERF&FNDSRC=tgabcm
https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/52398001?wid=488&hei=488&fmt=pjpeg
The Chive has an interesting article on tensile fabrics.
http://thechive.com/2017/06/08/feels-like-a-tight-white-shirty-kind-of-day-45-photos/
Every one of those shirts says, “Life Is Good.” 🙂
Life is swell.
In fact, life is turgid.
https://www.maxim.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_700/MTU2MTA2Mzk2MTIyMDMxODU2/kate-upton-hot-100-cover.webp
Speaking of beautiful, bountiful broodmares…
What is up with the boob obsession in this thread? Y’all need to get laid or sumthin’. 😆
That’s true, actually. 😆
“Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.”
That’s either Shakespeare or Black Adder….
This thread’s been up for a week. All threads devolve into discussions about Nazis and boobs. Strutts’ Correlation of Godwin’s Law.
David Simon Wishes death on people he doesn’t like and tells @Jack to die of boils, so naturally a fat moron jumped into a pile of steaming s**t face 1st.
Fatso goes on a rant. “IT NEEDS TO STOP!” . Good grief, what a jerk-off.
😆 😆
We know about the alley, Gus. 😆
Poor Anthony Bourdain. He had it all & it wasn’t enough. Was surprised by his suicide. Didn’t care for his politics, but enjoyed him being such a marvelous foodie. I love to cook myself! Didn’t know about his depression & drug use. Never have used drugs but had one bout of depression when I was going through a divorce many, many moons ago. Have always been high-functioning, so when I couldn’t focus or function well & was prone to crying jags, I knew something was wrong. Took my butt to a Dr. & was prescribed anti-depressant meds. Took them for six months and broke out of the ‘funk’. Never have been depressed like that since. Sad, because something sad happened. Yes. Depressed. No. There’s a difference. Seek help if you can’t break out of depression. Please.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5823259/Friends-say-Bourdains-grueling-work-schedule-fueled-depression.html
I loved his book, “Kitchen Confidential.” He was very open about his struggles with addiction over the years, and his dysfunctional lifestyle. Looking at his face the past couple of years, it’s clear to me he was hitting the bottle pretty hard — if you know drinkers, you know the look. Alcohol is a major depressant, especially in large regular doses. Not the best medicine for someone who’s already depressed, but it’s generally the first one they run to. Sad ending to a very interesting life.
It’s sad that being around for his daughter’s sake wasn’t enough motivation for him to get help if he was that depressed.
There are also people that, for whatever reason, can’t be happy/content. Misery is their friend and they create unhappiness for themselves and others. Alcohol exacerbates their malcontent. I suppose drugs help them forget their misery. It’s hard to believe Anthony was that miserable, but he was.
Plus, he did say he’d poison Trump, if he was ever to cook for him. I know he was joking, but imagine if some conservative chef had said the same about Obama…SHRIEKING OUTRAGE ACROSS THE LAND!!1! 😆
His politics were moonbatty & awful. Loved his foodie stuff.
Never heard of him. I axed the missus (she watches food shows) and she’d never heard of him either. Then we found out he was on CNN. We don’t have cable, otherwise we might have saved him.
Louis Farrakhan loses his blue check on Twitter account. 😆
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2018/06/08/finally-virulent-anti-semite-louis-farrakhan-loses-his-blue-check/
Is Chunky laffing it up over Louis’s loss, the way he’s done over every conservative guy’s un-checkmarking?
Has anyone else seen Octo’s post and pictures on Ace’s Pet Thread? I haven ‘t read the comments yet but I hope the Horde goes easy on George’s sweater.
Early in the comments someone mistook George for Henry.
Wait…what?! I forgot to check out the pet thread today. I sent those pics in weeks ago. Glad they made the big time — George had already done an appearance, last year. 🙂
Hooray for Justify!! I had a feeling he’d pull it off, despite the naysayers. That is one beautiful and speedy horse.
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Justify becomes 13th horse to win Triple Crown
6:58 PM ET
ESPN
Justify has won the Triple Crown after winning the 150th Belmont Stakes on Saturday.
Justify won the Belmont Stakes starting from the rail; the last Triple Crown from the rail at Belmont was Secretariat, 45 years ago to the day on Saturday.
Justify is the 13th horse to earn the Triple Crown, but just the second horse to win it undefeated. Justify beat nine other horses to win — more competition than any Triple Crown winner has even beaten in the Belmont. Justify has defeated 35 horses across the Kentucky Derby, Preakness and Belmont.
Bob Baffert, Justify’s trainer, joins “Sunny Jim” Fitzsimmons as the only trainers to win the Triple Crown twice. “Sunny Jim” won in 1930 with Gallant Fox and in 1935 with Omaha. Baffert won in 2015 with American Pharoah.
It was Baffert’s fifth attempt to win the Triple Crown — three more than any other trainer.
In fact, it looked like Secretariat – chestnut colt…..
Except…didn’t finish by 31 lengths, didn’t beat the record, and no one will be talking about him a week from now.
Also. No movie with Diane Lane…..because horses partially owned by Soros stick in our craw.
Notice anything unusual about this?
Slippers with attitude.
How about this basket of fluffy powder?
Kitty in a wok. 😆
Really, Gus? You, of all people, apologizing to “the world” for our great President standing up to them?
A much smarter man had a better take:
Nailed it again, Jimmy. 😆
The body language in the pic is a laff riot!!!
The Left takes this pic as proof Trump is a bad person, reviled by the world. We see the first President in decades to promote American interests in business and trade, and getting actual results. 🙂
They are all around him, giving him attention. He’s sitting there, arms crossed, no apologies, the Leader of The Free World. Suck on that Angela and the rest of you EU idiots.
Whenever Chunky gets into a twitter-battle, it turns out like the following:
Moar hot boobez!
How about dem shorts? 😆
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/suicide-is-desperate-it-is-hostile-it-is-tragic-but-mostly-it-is-a-bloody-mess/2018/06/08/ecf66aee-6b54-11e8-bea7-c8eb28bc52b1_story.html?utm_term=.9a3560202ed9
It’s a tragic tale she told about her father who committed suicide. She went on to become a successful journalist of the Eastern Bubble, a liberal Dhimmicrat of the first rank. The irony, as I see it, is that her father’s personality matched exactly with the personality traits of today’s entitled, elitist Left. Financially irresponsible, too good to take a job “beneath him,” blaming everyone but himself for his problems, etc. I wonder if she’s ever made the connection.
She writes well, but I was struck by how bitter, angry, yet somehow one-dimensional she comes across. On the other hand, I’ve never known anyone close to me who has committed suicide. The story is sad.
I read a few of her opinion pieces to get a feel for her current state of mind — she’s all-in on the Libturd Bubblethink.
I’ve known two people who killed themselves, both in their teens. One was a couple years younger than me, and the other a couple older. The younger one was a very funny and outgoing kid who lived down the street from me growing up. He had an affair with the married woman across the street when he was 16. She killed herself when she got caught, and he hung himself in the garage the next day. The last person you’d think would do it.
The other guy was hooked on barbiturates and booze, and hated life in general. Nobody was that shocked when he OD’d on purpose, leaving a bitter note behind for his Mom.
They always drop their bombs on Mom. A neighbor friend and coworker of my mother had an older son who had the drug and alcohol problems that always seem at the root of things like this. 56 years old, couldn’t hold a job and lived 2 doors down with his mom.
5 years ago he left his mom at his brother’s Christmas party. Said he was sick. Went to her house and shot himself. Merry Christmas Mom. Hurt the only person who still talked to him.
As to the original topic of this,,,, I worry every time Charlie is on the west side of the San Andreas Fault. He may take a lot of innocents to a watery doom.
Unfortunately Guam won’t take him, for obvious reasons.
At some point, forgiveness may be the only way survivors of suicide may be able to help themselves banish the pain.
A significant portion of suicides are acting out angrily against people they feel have wronged them, and “getting the last word.” It’s tragic and all, and pathetic, but they really do get the last word in their argument.
Then there are the real depressives, the saddest ones of all. David Foster Wallace comes to mind.
Dream on. 😆
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/06/10/robert-de-niro-unloads-on-trump-soulless-amoral-abusive-con-artist-son-of-a-bitch/
DeNiro’s played a lot of psychotic characters over the years, and now it appears he’s become one in real life. Time to take him in for questioning, before he hurts himself or others?
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2018/06/08/bill-maher-hopes-for-crashing-economy-to-get-rid-of-trump-bring-on-the-recession/
Maher is back on the Hate-America crazytrain. 😆
I can’t wait to not watch the Tony Awards tonight for countless reasons. One is Springsteen will be on CBS’s coverage but didn’t say if he was singing. One can hope not. I want him to get a lifetime lib reach around award for his blathering theatre one-man production and rant about POTUS for champs like us,… oh, wait. After all, his play began last October so why not an award?
Anything but sing, yuck. 🙉🙉🙉
Sorry, not sorry Octo and others offended.
Not offended at all, Abu. I’m done with the guy. 😆
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2018/06/10/wire-creator-david-simon-reveals-in-profanity-laced-post-that-was-banned-from-twitter-after-wishing-death-on-trump-supporter.html
Another mature Leftist gets the boot from Twitter, after a series of death-threats and attacks on Jack. 😆
Gus thought, “OOHH, sick burn!” 😆
22. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/02 **#3**
A major expose is coming on serious environmental violations at the factory. Pretty soon, this celebrity CEO will be adding the EPA to his alphabet soup of serious problems. Elon Musk (“Tesla, Inc.)
😆
97. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/06 **#7**
A celebrity CEO was speaking this week. He exhibited very strange body language, combined with nearly shedding tears on stage, as he tried to spin even greater lies than ever told before. This CEO knows that he will eventually lose everything he has, and currently sits on the precipice of one of the most spectacular corporate collapses in American history. Very recently, this CEO has been pitching large foreign conglomerates for a massive cash infusion, in a last ditch attempt to save his company. They all turned him down. Elon Musk (Tesla, Inc.)
It’s too bad you weren’t gifted with a modest amount of shame, so you’d feel bad about becoming a dirty hobo scrounging off society, playing on Twitter 24/7. Good thing your folks aren’t around to see what you’ve become. Get a JOB!!
Seems like Gusano leeched off his parents and siblings too much, and eventually they told him to get his Johnson together.
He’s lost so much time.
I liked this guy’s other song, “Human,” so I went looking for some more. This is a pretty good cover, with more soul than Chunky used to have members at LGF 1.0. That was a helluva lot, btw. Now? Less than 11.
Holy crap. How come he has white people in his band?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rag%27n%27Bone_Man