Breaking News: Charles Johnson Hasn’t Been Linked By Drudge Or Any Other Major Website In Years.

Nope. Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs hasn’t been linked by Drudge in decades, if ever, so we thought we’d help out CJ by messing with a Drudge Headline a bit. It’s a feel-good thang, and it’s all fake, just like Charles Johnson’s bonafides.

Rock on, Charles. Now update your 20 year-old avatar.

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71 Comments on “Breaking News: Charles Johnson Hasn’t Been Linked By Drudge Or Any Other Major Website In Years.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Our horrible experience with the Unicorn Messiah led directly to Trump, which has turned out wonderfully so far, despite fierce opposition to reforms led by RINO-Cucks and the Deep State in general, including the Palace Guard Media. Up North, the once-thriving country of Canada is committing slow suicide with the godawful Trudeau — what will the rebound-effect bring them, I wonder? President Don Cherry? πŸ˜†

  2. Octopus says:

    Remember when Fatass was poo-pooing the very idea of the “Deep State,” calling it “Derp State” and whatnot? Well, Chunky, the Deep State is very, very real. And so is The Streak. πŸ˜†

    https://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2018/05/20/the-deep-state-is-real-and-much-bigger-than-you-know-n2482458

  3. Octopus says:

    I think most of us have had a morning or two enhanced by hungover remorse, and the piecing together of fragmented memories of the night before. I haven’t had anything like this — just a few times I wish I had refrained from saying or doing something hurtful. No biting. πŸ˜†

    https://www.thestar.com/opinion/star-columnists/2018/05/21/an-ear-resistable-tale-of-justice-served.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

  4. Octopus says:

    The Russian Collusion Fable, illustrated:

  5. Octopus says:

    I liked “Mango Mussolini” better. Nothing beats “Orange Hitler,” though. Why go rummaging through the second-rate fascists?

  6. Octopus says:

    Seth Meyers is the Lord Haw-Haw of the current age. πŸ˜†

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Haw-Haw

  7. Octopus says:

    Do please check out the comments on this one. πŸ˜†

    • rightymouse says:

      The liberal comments are precious. And their misspellings and lousy grammar are awesome. Fatso should go tweet lots of scoldy tweets on that thread. πŸ˜†

      • rightymouse says:

        I want this gal to meet my son. He can have her over for target practice on our property. Shoot guns, too. πŸ˜†

        • Octopus says:

          😯 πŸ˜†

          Good choice. She looks like a “Stand By Me”-kind of gal.

          • Bunk X says:

            She’s been fed a bunch of pap about what went down at KSU 47 years ago. The entire fiasco was staged, and the perpetrators admitted it. #Pheew.

          • Octopus says:

            What do you mean by “staged?” The outside agitators? Seems to me the crowd was pretty whipped up about the invasion of Cambodia, and the bars being closed. They’d burned down the ROTC building and were ready to do more damage, including the throwing of rocks at Guardsmen and police. There’s no doubt four students were killed, and nine others wounded.

            It was a watershed moment in the protest movement, much like the Chicago riot in 1968 during the Democratic National Convention.

          • Bunk X says:

            Mebbe I should have said “choreographed.”

          • Octopus says:

            “But it was awesome for my career!”
            — Neil Young

  8. rightymouse says:

    Take a shower & brush your hair & teeth before you go for an interview. Just sayin’……

  9. Octopus says:

    OOOOFF! Chunky, whatever does this mean? No Blue Wave? πŸ˜†

  10. Octopus says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…sez Mr. Block-and-Report Hisself…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!

    The thread is magically delicious schadenfreude. The Butthurt has never been stronger! πŸ˜†

    • Dezez157 says:

      The reasons I doubt this ever happened.
      1) No journalist is going to bother engaging Chuck on any subject, let alone more than one.
      2) Chuck is a vengeful petty back stabbing asshole that would post the journos names to harass them.
      3) Chuck still has no clue what protocols the Presidents phone uses.
      4) Chuck is a liar.

  11. Octopus says:

    MS-13’s motto: “Kill, rape, control.”

    You’re a good Dad, Rob. Very smart!

    Douche-Lord is calling it a “joke,” now. Ha-ha-ha, that’s so funny. As are the rest of your mindless tweets, nearly as dim-witted as Chunky McDumbth’s.

  12. Bunk X says:

    Spot #fuckface.

  13. Octopus says:

    Hey, Chunky — If this about-face by Beck works to save his failing enterprise, perhaps you could try it. I’ll see if they can modify a MAGA hat with an XXXXL backstrap. πŸ˜†

    • KGB says:

      I’m so glad SiriusXM dropped Beck from the 9-12 slot. David Webb is so much better.

    • rightymouse says:

      Beck was such a disappointment this past election. I wanted Cruz too, but thought Beck’s behavior was appalling. Good to see he’s coming around.

  14. Octopus says:

    https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/2809/J-J-Watt-Is-Paying-For-The-Funerals-Of-All-Sante-Fe-High-School-Shooting-Victims

    J.J. Watt appears to be a very good person. I hope I don’t find out differently, in the future.

  15. Octopus says:

    https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2018/05/goodbye_netflix.html

    Note: Be sure to set aside a couple of hours to handle your divorce from Netflix. They don’t give up easily!

  16. Octopus says:

  17. Octopus says:

    Three retweets, and six likes. #WINNING!

  18. Octopus says:

    https://nypost.com/2018/05/22/parents-win-suit-to-kick-deadbeat-son-out-of-their-house/

    Classic! πŸ˜†

    Lawsuit? Surely you jest, says my Dad from Heaven. Just change the locks, and put his stuff on the curb. Not at 30, either. At 18, if he’s a layabout.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Urinal Solutions! 😯

    http://urinal-solutions.blogspot.com/2008/02/

  20. Pakimon says:

    Gus hit the trifecta via the dumpster behind Burger King! πŸ˜†

    • Bunk X says:

      Stopped to get gas on our roadtrip last week, walked into the adjacent McD’s and bought 2 cheeseburgers for $2. They were gooood.

    • Octopus says:

      Best episode ever. πŸ˜†

  21. Bunk X says:

    No racial stereotypes in this thread. Nope. None at all.

    • Octopus says:

      Like Hitler, Ted had a few good ideas. πŸ˜†

      He was dead-on in this case. In case you think I’m trying to blow him up into this dynamite character, he really misfired in his choice of postal solutions incorporating obstreporous and rapid disassembly. I think he understood academia well enough, though. I’ll have to re-read his manifesto, to be sure about that.

      • Bunk X says:

        He wasn’t stupid. He was frustrated, and then became deranged. Then he moved into his sister’s garage in San Diego. She booted him out and he moved to Denver to live in squalor.
        That’s Gus.

        Then there’s Ted Kaczynskii.