Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs Has Been Reduced From Posting Important Current Events and Breaking News to Music Vids and Links to Comics Who Think They Are The Reincarnation of Lenny Bruce When They’ve Never Heard Of Either Lenny Bruce Or Charles Johnson.


Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs blog is fading, and it’s fading in non-spectacular fashion. When was the last time he bragged about his “open sign-up” stats? You remember the “Door Is Open – Door Is Closed” taunting? When was the last time he posted something original, with links to prove it? Never. When was the last time Charles Johnson posted an honest-to-god current photo of himself while screeching at others for hiding behind avatars? Yeah, we heard your song long ago, Charles.

Everyone in the Blogosphere knows the answer to that one, and everyone in the Blogosphere doesn’t give a Johnson.

168 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs Has Been Reduced From Posting Important Current Events and Breaking News to Music Vids and Links to Comics Who Think They Are The Reincarnation of Lenny Bruce When They’ve Never Heard Of Either Lenny Bruce Or Charles Johnson.”

  1. Octopus says:

    And here I thought the whole family was from Ireland. Well, this explains a lot. 😆

  2. Octopus says:

    Fatass felt the burning need to retweet this glurge:


  3. Octopus says:

    Gus had a fine night, even though he got stiffed for his arkeetechnical work…

    3 hours ago
    Not going to waste time
    3 hours ago
    Big waste of time.
    3 hours ago
    Give it up.
    3 hours ago
    Whatever. Don’t ask.
    3 hours ago
    This is still fucking awesome.
    3 hours ago
    3 hours ago
    3 hours ago
    3 hours ago
    You will never get it.
    3 hours ago

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I assumed he gave up the profession since he lives a lifestyle apparently teetering on the brink of homelessness. And I frankly have never heard of a working architect that sleeps in garages and 3rd floor walk-ups either. And grouses about those damn yuppies driving up housing prices. Uh, wouldn’t those be potential clients mister arkytec?

      Our friend is an architect who did the design on a rebuild of our local public HS. He lives in an affluent part of town and appears to be rather well-to-do. And we hired an architect to look at possibly adding some dormers on our second floor. He lives in an upper middle class home with an overlook. And he looked to be about thirty.

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, but do those architects have the ability to tweet rubbish all day and all night, culminating in a flurry of one-word exclamations as their Sterno/ditchweed buzz prepares them for passing out? Every day and night of the week, for years on end?

        For instance, I’m preparing to start my workday at the usual time, and Gus’s final tweet was about half an hour ago. He’ll be out for about 8 hours, and then back on Twitter with a flurry of anti-Trump retweets. Not much time for architectural elevations, in that “shed-yool.”

        Leading the fuck. Nah, you can’t.
        35 minutes ago
        No bullshit.
        37 minutes ago
        Because fuck you?
        38 minutes ago
        Hard as a rock.
        39 minutes ago
        Trump’s fucked up in the head.…
        39 minutes ago
        This will get cut down.…
        41 minutes ago
        Sounds like booze.…
        42 minutes ago
        Michael Avenatti looks like he does chin ups with his chin.…
        44 minutes ago
        I’m a giant. Not my problem.
        45 minutes ago
        Don’t even bother.
        46 minutes ago

        • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

          What was I thinking? Those guys could never match such keen political insights whilst also designing a back yard shed.

  4. Octopus says:

    The bias of the witch hunt posse is hitting the fan, finally. Even the Libturd MSM is taking notice. Chunky hardest hit, because no impeachment. 😆

  5. Octopus says:

    These vape pens are scary! Shrapnel in the brain? The one that set the plane on fire? And then there’s the goop itself, which is made with known carcinogens.


  6. Octopus says:

    It’s cooling. Prepare for the Ice Age — caused by Teh Warmening! 😆

  7. windbag says:

    I’m pretty sure Chuckie has plans for his big comeback.

  8. Minnow says:

    Avenatti claims two more women were paid “hush money” by Donald Trump.

    Honestly, does anyone give a crap?

    Avenatti is an attention-whore scumbag attorney. These women are either liars OR have broken a contract with Trump. And none of this proves Trump had an affair with anyone.

    But the media continues to claw and scratch at anything they can to bring Trump down.

    Hey assholes, the election was nearly two years ago. Trump won. Fuck off.

  9. rightymouse says:

    Ooh. Edgy. 😆

    • Minnow says:

      Charles is such a lightweight and will never know it.

      Charles, hammering away at your keyboard mindlessly only proves you are a mindless keyboard hammerer.

      You stupid fuck.

      AS if YOU have any sort of clue about anything. Spanky, my ass.

      • rightymouse says:

        This is the same guy who admonished everyone on LGF to be respectful of Obama when he was first elected.

        • Octopus says:

          Criticizing any policy decisions of Obama — Muy racist!
          Calling Trump an Orange Hitler all day, every day — Orange is the new black

          Btw, my daughter tells me the preferred identifying term of her melanin-enhanced friends is “black,” and no longer “African-American.” Thank you — I knew it would make a comeback. 😉

          • rightymouse says:

            You are correct! This morning on the way to work, I listened to the pseudo journos on the WSJ station & one lass was talking about Ms Markle & the up-coming wedding. She said: “She’s half Af….black”. I cracked up because I had read your comment before leaving for work. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

  10. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    RT @ClaraJeffery: As more of the Steele dossier looks to be verified, let me again note that @DavidCornDC @MotherJones was the only one to…

    Nothing but libturd BS. The Ruskies punked Steele who probably knew it but passed it on to the crooks at the DNC and Shrillary campaign for a tidy sum.

    Former CIA officer Daniel Hoffman told the Wall St Journal:

    “There is a third possibility, namely that the dossier was part of a Russian espionage disinformation plot targeting both parties and America’s political process. This is what seems most likely to me, having spent much of my 30-year government career, including with the CIA, observing Soviet and then Russian intelligence operations. If there is one thing I have learned, it’s that Vladimir Putin continues in the Soviet tradition of using disinformation and espionage as foreign-policy tools.”

    And: “The pattern of such Russian operations is to sprinkle false information, designed to degrade the enemy’s social and political infrastructure, among true statements that enhance the veracity of the overall report. In 2009 the FSB wanted to soil the reputation of a U.S. diplomat responsible for reporting on human rights. So it fabricated a video, in part using real surveillance footage of the diplomat, that purported to show him with a prostitute in Moscow.

    Similarly, some of the information in the Steele dossier is true. Carter Page, a Trump campaign adviser, did travel to Moscow in the summer of 2016. But he insists that the secret meetings the dossier alleges never happened. This is exactly what you’d expect if the Kremlin followed its usual playbook: accurate basic facts provided as bait to convince Americans that the fake info is real.”

    • barbarian3 says:

      Clara’s still pushing the Michael Cohen in Prague theory. No, there is undisputed and unequivocal proof he was NOT in Prague, dumbass. Because there are photos and the statements of USC personnel showing him in California. I will assume if they evidence from the State Department that he got a visa to visit Prague, they’d have produced it already.

  11. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    @realDonaldTrump “Bigger than Watergate?” Yes, probably. But not the way you think, Spanky.
    2 hours ago

    Spanky? And so knowing and ominous! Much like when he libsplained how Weiner was hacked by Breitbart. And Emailgate was a nothing burger, except it helped torpedo his drunken, crooked candidate’s bid for Preezydunce.

  12. rightymouse says:

    Word on the wire is that far lefties are “it” this year. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      The Democratic party is under siege by avowed Socialists, and there are way too many morons out there ready to vote for them. It’s going to get interesting, to see how many of these Reds get elected in November.

    • Gusanito, every Dem is a far-leaning Leftoid. The once-loyal opposition is no longer loyal. They are overt enemies of the USA. They now are realizing that we all know this, and the mask fails from their faces.

  13. ISTE says:

    I like being alone. It is cheap.

    Wanted to go see Nightwish in Dallas on 04/17/18

    Offered to pay for tickets, gas to get from Houston and Dallas and back and for as many friends would fit in the car. Plus hotel rooms and food.

    Offer was rejected.

    Now… thanks to YouTube I get to be there for free.

    Hey Calo, Our song! “I wish I had your angel…. ”


    • ISTE says:

      Oh by the way Calo….

      The next time the Red Arrows are in the USA I am going to drug and kidnap you and your kid.

      Drive us to where they are.

      One thing you have to see once in a lifetime is the Red Arrows.

      Yep I know I am biased, but when other aerobatic teams say the Reds are the best that has to mean something.

      This is a great tribute. The USAF Thunderbirds team comments.. at 3:00 onwards

    • Octopus says:

      I would go see them with you. 🙂

  14. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      Read this yesterday at Ace’s — Twitter is over, for conservatives. Time to roll your own.


      It’s Time for Conservatives to Abandon Twitter [Warden]
      —Open Blogger

      Four months ago, James O’Keefe caught multiple Twitter employees on undercover video discussing how algorithms are used to “shadowban” their conservative users.

      What’s a shadowban? It’s basically stealth censorship that throttles or hides a user or his content from some or all of Twitters users. There are no warnings. Everything looks the same to the user, except he’s largely tweeting into a void.

      Twitter, of course, denied that the employees were speaking for the company or that Twitter uses shadowbans.

      This week’s announcement that Twitter will be using algorithms that analyze user behavior to downgrade or hide tweets from particular accounts appears to contradict this assertion.

      From Buzzfeed:

      Twitter will now use thousands of behavioral signals when filtering search, replies, and algorithmic recommendations. If it believes you are trying to game its system, or simply acting like a jerk, it will push your tweets lower down.

      Ahhh. Acting like a jerk. Well, I’m sure that this subjective evaluation won’t be used to punish any particular ideological group.

      Among the signals Twitter will use: whether you tweet at large numbers of accounts you don’t follow, how often you’re blocked by people you interact with, whether you created many accounts from a single IP address, and whether your account is closely related to others that have violated its terms of service.

      Translation: If a bunch of crybaby leftists block you or even the people with whom you associate, you’re going to be silenced.

      If you don’t believe me, well it’s already happening. Twitter users can hit this site to see if they’ve been shadowbanned. I have and so have most of the people that I know on Twitter.

      I’ve suspected for months that Twitter has been monkeying around with my content just based on how my interactions and retweets have dropped from where they were in the past.

      With this latest news, I’ve decided to close my Twitter account and abandon the platform entirely to migrate to, a site similar to Twitter that was founded by a libertarian who is a fierce free speech advocate.

      Not only do I think this was the right move for me, I think it’s the right move for all conservatives. With this latest change by Twitter, it’s become clear that their far-left CEO, Jack Dorsey, is not going to allow voices from the right to be heard on Twitter. He’s not even bothering to hide it any longer.

      Conservatives who choose to stay on Twitter–to engage and “fight” the left in the marketplace of ideas will have their content throttled and their influence diminished even as Twitter benefits from their use of the site.

      Worse, users on the right are putting their private information in the hands of a company entirely populated by unscrupulous, vengeful leftists who think nothing of doxxing people with whom they disagree.

      I can’t emphasize this enough, these people hate you and cannot be trusted. Ace just posted today about how someone at a website run by Harvard leftists doxxed a commenter simply for making a comment that he didn’t like.

      The same can easily happen to you. It doesn’t matter if you’re anonymous on Twitter; unless you’ve been extremely careful, they’ve still got your IP address as well as any DMs you’ve sent friends. Are you certain you never left any identifying information in any of those messages? You’d better be because they save them all and their employees have access to them.

      So not only are they actively thwarting your attempts to counter the leftist social media hegemony, they can also potentially unmask anonymous users who are effective in ways that they don’t like.

      Or, who knows, maybe they give your private information to someone in government who can make life hard for you–someone like a Louis Lerner, perhaps.

      No, there’s no winning in the social media game when leftist censors control the platform. Conservatives have just two options–agitate for the Facebooks and Twitters of the world to be regulated like utilities or build and support their own platforms. Neither of these are mutually exclusive, but we only have direct control over the latter.

      Fortunately, that platform exists for us with With a user base of around 500,000, it’s on the verge of becoming a real player, but it needs content from fun, smart and entertaining users to draw even more conservatives to the platform.

      So if you’re not there yet, give it a try. Bring a friend. Let’s stop supporting our enemies. Let’s stop putting money in their pockets by boosting their subscriber counts. Let’s stop entrusting our private information to a bunch of sociopaths who wouldn’t think twice about ruining your life or anyone else’s for the simple crime of expressing a different point of view.

      Conservatives have suffered too long from a lack of imagination and a lack of confidence. We don’t NEED Twitter. It’s an easy, low cost switch to What have you got to lose? Some followers? Who cares? Your content is being memory holed anyway. Hardly anyone is seeing it.

      I understand why conservatives want to stay. We were winning it all for awhile. Every time a big-mouthed lefty celeb posted some inanity meant to garner attaboys from the amen chorus, he got wrecked over and over in his mentions.

      It was a bonfire of the vanities for the Establishment, both for the left and the #NeverTrump pretenders on the “right.” It was an exciting, heady time when, for the first time in our lives, there was no layer of protection for these bloviating clowns and their cheap sophistry

      But that’s over. Twitter is desperate to protect the order of things. They can’t afford to let you have your say and they aren’t going to. Accept this and start supporting friendly alternatives. Remember, every hit you give Twitter is one that conservative sites like Ace of Spades or free speech friendly platforms like aren’t getting.

      It’s time to change direction. Enough is enough. Let’s stop acting like a bunch of battered spouses and exercise our options. Support our friends. Punish our enemies. It’s time to build our own world.
      Posted by Open Blogger at 09:05 PM Comments

  15. Octopus says:

    Really, Fatass? You haven’t changed your avatar in 17 years, or shown your fat face in public, and you’re going to fat-shame a guy? 😆

  16. Octopus says:

    Caution: This made me spit my Cheerios. 😆

  17. Octopus says:

    Wow. Truth-bombs going off like popping popcorn in this one.

    • Octopus says:

      I have high hopes, but you know the Deep State has ways of protecting their own. Including their pocket MSM.

  18. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck and his leftist band of idiots deliberately take statements out of context, twist and edit them to score political points.
    And they don’t even have the moral decency to admit wrong doing when mountains of proof is dumped on their heads.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s a shame Fatass didn’t rate an invite to this MS-13 party. Well, there’s always photoshop…but we need a really fat body to match his huge bloated melon. 😆

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      That’s just Stalker Charles lying again.

      As the saying goes, Trump could cure cancer and Stalker Charles would twit a headline blaming him for unemployed doctors.

  19. Minnow says:

    Maybe, if the FBI started rounding up psycho teenagers known to own guns and to have mental problems – and spent a little less time trying to castrate Donald Trump for no reason, there would be fewer school shootings and murders.

    • Octopus says:

      Hey, they’re very busy investigating Trump’s decade-old sex life. And covering for Shrillary. There’s only so many Special Agents to go around.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      I frankly don’t see how the FBI has ANY agents available for silly things like crime, what with all the treason and plotting they seem to be chartered to carry out.

  20. Octopus says:

    The DoD sign-up door is open! Hurry before it slams shut once more.

    • rightymouse says:


    • Octopus says:

      And, we had 3,133 hatchlings, in the one hour of registration. All but one of those turned out to be disingenuous. We welcome Princess Margaret to her rightful ascendancy.

  21. Dezez157 says:

    All Chuck does is beg for cash from losers that can’t get enough of his daily childish insults and still he has the gall to accuse someone else of a grift.

  22. rightymouse says:

    I thank God every day for this! 😆 Try getting a freaking job, Gussy & stop whining!

  23. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck is worried so much about honesty that he posts a bogus story claiming there have been 22 school shootings resulting in mass casualties this year alone.

  24. Octopus says:


  25. Bunk X says:

  26. rightymouse says:

    Have watched the marriage of Harry & Megan on Youtube. I cried. 😦 Am happy for him. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      I recorded it, and watched the high points. It was lovely. I loved the Episcopal brother’s sermon. “Stand By Me” was brilliant. The Queen’s dress was neon green, which I enjoyed. I was hoping for a real bust-out gospel number, with everyone dancing down the steps outside. Opportunity missed, there.

      • rightymouse says:

        Like this??? 😆

        • Octopus says:

          Exactly. The Queen gets happy feet, and joins right in. The Guards do a choreographed number. A Muslim terrorist about to blow himself up has a change of heart, and tosses his vest into the moat, where it explodes and shreds a bunch of other terrorists about to ambush the affair…and all like that.

      • rightymouse says:

        Elton John looked pissed during the sermon. Why? 😯

        • Octopus says:

          He’s a testy old queen, and hard to figger sometimes. Who knows what was bugging him today. Maybe he was just shooting daggers at Camilla, even though everyone else in the world has moved on.

      • rightymouse says:

        Also, I think Prince Charles walking Meghan down the aisle was the nicest/kindest thing the man has ever done in his life.

  27. rightymouse says:

    Another edgy Tweet from Fatso to our POTUS. What happened to respect for the office, asshole?

  28. rightymouse says:

    A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
    The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
    He replied, “They had avocados.”

  29. rightymouse says:

    Am so happy for Harry!! 🙂

  30. Octopus says:

    Tom Wolfe was one of my favorite writers back in the ’70’s and ’80’s. Here’s a sample of his writing that captures a lot of his brilliant style:

  31. Octopus says:

    Here’s some good laff-material…

  32. Dezez157 says:

  33. Dezez157 says:

    It is probably safe to assume chuck has his pacifier and security blanket out today as well.

  34. rightymouse says:

    Popcorn time! 😆

    • Dezez157 says:


    • Dezez157 says:

      Chuck can’t even?

      1) Tell the difference between a laptop and a slate menu board.
      2) Pay this months rent without begging like a dog.
      3) When to shut up and learn.
      4) Get laid.
      5) Get an obvious clue.
      6) Own a vehicle with less than 700k miles on it.
      7) Thank his mother for feeding his useless ass.
      8) Post a recent picture of his morbidly obese zit pocked face.
      10) Stop being a sore loser and a pathetic hate filled troll.
      11) A long list I am too tired to write.

  35. Octopus says:

    Musical taste is so subjective. Some people, you just can’t reach them, not even with classic Elvis.

  36. Octopus says:

    Another event I recorded today, that was great to watch without all the commercials and glurge. Justify has big competitive balls, and has two mud-runs to his credit. Now he has to prove he can stay the distance, in the long Belmont stretch. I like his chances. Not enough to bet the house, but I think he has a really good shot at the Triple Crown.

    • Octopus says:

      P.S. I need the house to live in, especially in the cold Michigan winters. I have a few space heaters, but I don’t trust the purloined electrical in the average squatter’s establishment. The Missus and George concur.

    • KGB says:

      If that race was any indication, he’ll peter out in the Belmont. He was very, very nearly caught in the Preakness.

  37. Dezez157 says:

  38. Octopus says:

    OOOOHHH!! Edgy and populist AF. 😆

  39. Octopus says:

    Hold onto that camera!

  40. Octopus says:


  41. Octopus says:

    The tweets are working for Trump. Driving his enemies even crazier than they already are, and actually advancing his case. No wonder Fatass is enraged. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s difficult to wrap my brain around just how corrupt the Deep State became under Obama and how frightened they are behaving now..

  42. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      $8400 in three years, when a half-assed sob-story can raise that much in three hours. I don’t know whether this e-beg fail is sadder or funnier. 😆 (I think funnier, but I’m kinda mean)

    • rightymouse says:

      He HAS to realize just how badly he effed up when he went full Obama, blocked thousands of posters & trashed his reputation.

  43. Bunk X says:

  44. Octopus says:

    Vive la difference!

  45. Octopus says:

    This is the best explanation I’ve seen for the recurring madness of school shooters. They’re all “Sons Of Columbine,” pretty much. And it’s a “slow-motion riot” of imitators. Gun-control laws won’t stop this. I’m not sure anything can.

  46. Octopus says:

    You can go for a ride in my Dad’s old plane, without risk of engine failure, enemy aircraft or flak from the ground. Dad was the radioman, seated farther back in the plane. He was 20 when his crew was helping to bomb Japan into submission.

  47. Octopus says:

    All the stats you need to catch up.

  48. Octopus says:!article/2018/05/21/barack-michelle-obama-netflix-deal-producers-series-features/

    This will be a disaster like everything else they’ve touched. 😆

  49. Dezez157 says:

    No I didn’t Chuck, but I am not shocked that an obese imbecile did.

  50. rightymouse says:

    Well, Trump DID want him referred to as “Rocket Man”, but the protocol dudes nixed it.

  51. Dezez157 says:

    What a HOT take Chuck.