LGF is on the rebound. Or not.

Last time we checked Alexa Stats, things were not looking good for Little Green Footballs but something happened in mid-March, and it appeared that Charles Johnson was on the road to a comeback. Unfortunately, that comeback was short-lived, and by late April he was back on track. LGF bumped and slumped again.

Still not sure why Alexa skews the x-axis, but check this out.

Alexa says, “Not enough traffic data,” but 2% of LGF traffic came from searches for “Ivanka Trump Panama” and Dana Loesch‘s husband.” Creep city.

As Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs declines, so does this website. So where do we go from here? Leave your suggestions and we’ll have a vote.

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310 Comments on “LGF is on the rebound. Or not.”

  1. Bunk X says:

  2. Octopus says:

    Is this website over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
    I don’t think so.

  3. Octopus says:

    It’s over for this NY Democrat, though. ๐Ÿ˜†
    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/05/07/women-accuse-eric-schneiderman-violence/588786002/

    A champion of the #MeToo movement, and a dogged foe of our fine President. Whodathunkit?

    • rightymouse says:

      Total hypocritical ass-hole. We’ve had hypocrites like Jimmy Swaggart and Tim Haggard who have used religion as their cover. This bastard shrouds himself in his Party’s ‘look at me, aren’t I wonderful’ memes.

  4. Octopus says:

    Classic Whittle. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky was forced to grapple with the cruel Weinerian reality…

      Schneiderman resigns.
      7 hours ago

      @ThatShockratees I know, it’s just that Schneiderman has seemed like one of the good guys. But that article is pretty convincing.
      9 hours ago

      Yikes, not Schneiderman too. What the fuck is WRONG with these guys?
      9 hours ago

      Oh, Dear Fatass. What the fuck is wrong with these guys? Do you have a year or two? ๐Ÿ˜†

  5. Octopus says:

    Lava is more badass than a hot girl with twin six-guns. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  6. barbarian3 says:

    Arachne here…..I’ve redesigned my website and now can’t pull my old gravatar back….mostly because I’ve forgotten the sign in and password since it’s been so long.

    Hey, didn’t see a mention of the fabulous LGF fundraiser at GoFundMe. Three years and Sir Charles de Fuckstick still hasn’t met his ORIGINAL goal of $10K. But the pattern of “big donation” followed by several “Anonymous” donations of equal amount holds true. Which means he’s probably actually raised only half that…..

    • Octopus says:

      Hi, Arachne. You know, you didn’t miss much, besides the incredible Streak being prolonged by Stupid into previously unheard-of futility. Even a blind squrrel finds an acorn once in awhile, but Chunky whiffs on everything.

      His failed campaign of e-begging is just another facet of his overall loser-streak. A couple whose home turned into a hostage-standoff and suffered damage their insurance wouldn’t cover, got the money they needed in a couple of days of GoFundMe effort. Chunky gets zippo! ๐Ÿ˜†

    • rightymouse says:

      Arachne! So good to see you!

  7. windbag says:

    It hasn’t crossed the downward trend line. No, it’s not.

  8. Pakimon says:

    This site… declining?

    Naw.

    As the recently disgraced Bill Cosby once said, “There’s always room for Jello mocking an overweight, ponytailed fraud and poser who hasn’t been outside his hovel for at least five years.” ๐Ÿ˜†

  9. Pakimon says:

    Jinkies, Don’t act all surprised. What’s wrong with “these guys” is that they’re democrat hypocrites who think that they’ll always “get over” and/or “get a pass” due to their Leftist bona fides.

    Bill Clinton got a pass so why not them?

    It’s a good thing Pam gave Chunkles “the straight arm” back on that faithful day rather than succumb to Chuckie’s clumsy advances.

    Can you imagine what kind of twisted fantasies he had in store for her?

    It makes me shudder just to think about it… ๐Ÿ˜†

  10. Octopus says:

    Aw, you’re doing fine. Freedom’s just another word for, “Nothing left to lose.” You finally got the indoor plumbing installed — that makes it nice.

    • Pakimon says:

      So Gus figured out how to mount a toilet seat on a plastic bucket.

      That’s a skill that may be marketable in the employment arena. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Dezez157 says:

      Spoken like a true socialist Gussy, you sure expect people to give your useless as a free ride.

      • rightymouse says:

        Dude thinks society should pay to feed him & put a roof over his head. Then there’s the pot & booze he wants to add to our tab. He needs to get a frickin’ job, but I suspect the drug tests may be an issue. He’s not a stupid man. Just not very sober & horribly misguided.

  11. Octopus says:

    https://www.chronicle.com/article/he-makes-a-joke-she-isn-t/243350

    For the record, I won’t be able to live in the world that might be coming. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    “She was shaken.” ๐Ÿ˜†

    Somebody want to brief her on the misogynist nightmare of Islam, coming soon to a neighborhood near…well, actually, it is her neighborhood. Yes, I said “brief.” Underpants!

    • Pakimon says:

      Fun Fact: Chunkles pronounces lingerie as “lyn-grr-eye” ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Minnow says:

      The irony of this story is that women actually do purchase “sexy lingerie” so as to present themselves in a sexy way for the sole purpose of attracting MEN. But, God forbid ANYONE actually acknowledges that fact and Voila, we now have misogyny and sexual harassment and battery and rape and – oh boo hoo hoo….. look at me.

      • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

        Humorlessness is the hallmark of the Left.

        The world will be grey, sunless, and monotone. To match their souls.

        • Octopus says:

          “Freezing to death in the dark,” is their ultimate goal for humankind. Remember that editorial I re-posted from the Patagonia Catalog a few years ago? It was literally that. ๐Ÿ˜†

  12. rightymouse says:

    Briareus! My vote is that it ain’t over here until the fat lady sings or the fat bastard shuts down his website. Until then, let’s have some fun! ๐Ÿ™‚

  13. Stonemason says:

    nooooooooo…I know I don’t contribute much in the way of comments, but this is one of the few places I read every day. Y’all can’t go anywhere, what would I do?

    • rightymouse says:

      Thank you! I know that there are times we are busy or have family issues to handle, but I know this place is my sanity check and source of amusement. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Octopus says:

        This is as good a place as any to keep track of the Idiot Left and their latest hijinks. Chunky and Gus’s pratfalls are extremely amusing, though sad in various ways. I like all of our contributors, and I like the fact we aren’t constantly under siege from pop-ups and Ladyboy ads. We also own Penis Penis Penis LOL, which is nothing to sneeze at.

    • I also read more often than I comment.

  14. Bunk X says:

    Old news, but still funny. Remember that ridiculous Obama presidential portrait? Remember that it was painted by L.A. artist Kehinde Wiley, who outsourced to a Chinese company to complete it? Remember that the artist has a penchant for including sperms in his compositions?

    There was indeed a sperm on Obama’s temple.

    https://remodernreview.files.wordpress.com/2018/03/obama-sperm-cell.jpg?w=768&h=401

    • Octopus says:

      That is, indeed, a big old sperm on Obama’s temple. ๐Ÿ˜†

      Those official portraits are sheer perfection, in light of the unmitigated disaster that was the Unicorn Messiah’s administration. Barry’s is Uber-Gay, and Moochelle’s is a portrait of someone else entirely.

  15. Octopus says:

    https://townhall.com/columnists/benshapiro/2018/05/09/the-day-the-iran-deal-died-n2478843

    Ben Shapiro, no Trump-fan himself, expresses his approval of the latest Trump win.

  16. Octopus says:

    The Streak Lives! ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Abu penis thrice with an lol says:

      In fattassโ€™ defense, the unemployable think everyday is Friday.

  17. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck thought he was gonna be just like Arianna Huffington, all he had to do was switch to the left because the nation elected Obama.
    He would sell the blog for millions and be world famous.
    Of course he as always was wrong.
    Now his blog is worth less than a cup of coffee and there is no recovering from his mistake, Still we mock him because he deserves it, he is a smug self-serving cheap opportunist, a liar and a thief, a lonely shut in and a hate filled troll.
    I come here to see whats said everyday, so I would miss this place.
    Just my 2 cents.

    • rightymouse says:

      Totally agree! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Anat T. says:

      Given that LGF 2001 was probably among the first internet experiences for most of us, and given how promising it was for a while, the betrayal is too deep to forget.

      • Octopus says:

        1996 hockey playoffs was the first time I found an online discussion worth following. Itโ€™s bee all downhill ever since. ๐Ÿ˜†

  18. Octopus says:

    https://wwjnewsradio.radio.com/articles/8-year-old-girl-killed-while-crossing-street-feed-homeless?utm_source=second-street&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=homeless+girl

    Very sad story. I know another little girl who is named Heaven-spelled-backwards. A GoFundMe worth dropping a few bucks into, unlike the begging bowl of a grown man with no reason not to have a job beside the fact he’s a lazy bum.

    • rightymouse says:

      Will take a look at home. For some reason, my office ‘puter no likey the linky.

      • rightymouse says:

        Ok. Am home & looked. Ugh. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Absolutely horrific!

        • Octopus says:

          I don’t know how families get past tragedies like this. But, they do. God’s Grace, maybe. Sheer survival instinct, possibly.

          People are responding, though, to get her funeral paid for:
          $6,294 of $7,500 goal
          Raised by 161 people in 15 hours

          I wonder why people don’t respond with the same, or any kind of urgency to Chunky’s incessant begging. His story of being an “independant journalist fighting the Trump Horror” just doesn’t resonate. He needs a new hook, perhaps…cut off a hand, and wear a hook? Adopt a pirate persona? He’d have to pose for a new avatar, which might bring some brief interest, like how you have to slow down to look at a train or car wreck.

          • Octopus says:

            Goal met and exceeded, in one day. Praise to the Good People. ๐Ÿ™‚

            $8,060 of $7,500 goal
            Raised by 223 people in 1 day

  19. Octopus says:

    Lulz!

  20. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck once again hauls his massive ass off his pee stained futon to insult a sitting President, what a glorious life of adventure and thrills Chuck lives.

    • Octopus says:

      Some really broken logic in that one, Chunky. Also, “Racist Grandpa” just doesn’t have the same ring as “Orange Hitler,” or any of the couple-dozen other pet names you’ve tried for the President. Keep trying. You’ll have a coherent thought one of these years.

  21. ISTE says:

    Wednesday night in Houston and all is quiet. Sometimes a quiet life is good. Natasha and Boris are home and both are healthy and sleeping. However, we may have a small flea problem as all of us are scratching and something is biting me at night.

    (You noticed I made a joke there? I said a “small” flea problem. Get it? No? well fleas are small, if I had a “big” flea problem all three of us are going to get in the car and move to Wyoming! )

    As to who first brought fleas into our home we are all blaiming each other, in between scratching.

    The good news is 1550 grams or nearly three and a half pounds of Piccallili arrives Friday!!!!!!!

    Tomorrow ( Thursday ) I am going to buy some nice stewing beef and Friday slow cook it all day. Also going to buy proper potatoes, not the instant stuff I normally get. Got to remember to buy milk too. The real stuff, not that fat free shit.

    So Friday supper will be real mashed potatoes, beef in gravy and Piccalilli.

    I will post a picture. British people will understand. My American friends are going to wonder what the bright yellow stuff is.

    They can wonder…..

    They are not getting any, I will share most things.

    But NOT my Piccalilli.

  22. Bunk X says:

  23. Octopus says:

    Nobody cares about old, white, male hobos, Gus. You need a new hook, like Chunky. Have you considered a sex change?

  24. Pakimon says:

    I see Chunkles is waxing nostalgic about “the good old days” circa 2009 before his dreams and credibility cratered.

    Nine years and 100+ lbs later…. ๐Ÿ˜†

  25. rightymouse says:

    Gussy’s been smoking weird stuff again….

  26. Octopus says:

    ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Octopus says:

      Heโ€™s the epitome of the Deep State corruptocrat that Trump pledged to destroy, so his fear and loathing are understandable. RIP, Johnny. The sooner the better.

  27. Octopus says:

    YES!! I love it when Israel fights back.

  28. ISTE says:

    Today Lucy had problems with her pussy (cat)

    She could not find it.

    ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    • ISTE says:

      Eventually the problem was solved.

      ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Octopus says:

        Kitty says, “What?! I was nappin’ here!” ๐Ÿ˜†

        Reminds me of the time I agreed to babysit a neighbor’s cat in our condo, back in the ’80’s. The poor cat was so skittish, it jumped and ran every time we tried to pet it or talk to it. I might have been tipsy the time I went, “RRAAAAOOWWW!” at it, and then we never found it for four days. It was up in the ceiling tiles in our basement, and we finally coaxed it out with some good food and water. After that, we were on decent terms.

  29. Octopus says:

    I’ve always loved this song, since I first heard it as a young squid. Just came across Ringo talking about how this was his most-distinctive drumming track, where he really had to lay down some sticks. I haven’t been able to find another track where his drums featured nearly as prominently.

    Rain in the forecast for the next couple of days here — purely unrelated to the topic at hand.

  30. Bunk X says:

  31. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      The ‘roo has better bowling form than the lady.

      • rightymouse says:

        Not about bowling. Was about boobs!! ๐Ÿ˜†

        • Octopus says:

          The ‘roo has the decency to keep her boobs hidden inside the pouch, so the baby ‘roo can drink its milk in peace. The human female pictured here is playing the olde “downshirt” game, a ploy to force men’s eyes to follow the bouncing booby. For shame, hussy!

          • rightymouse says:

            But you fell for it. Who is the hussy? ๐Ÿ˜†

          • Octopus says:

            I’m just glad I didn’t take literally the Old Testament’s bromide about plucking out one’s eye, if it causeth thee to think bad things. ๐Ÿ™‚

  32. Octopus says:

    https://hotair.com/archives/2018/05/10/hear-cornell-student-gave-speech-underwear/

    You have to love the Young Left. They’re so cute! ๐Ÿ˜†

  33. Octopus says:

    Mango Mussolini is going to win this Nobel for actually doing something, unlike the Unicorn Messiah. I canโ€™t wait for you to choke and sputter over this one. ๐Ÿ˜†

  34. Octopus says:

    ๐Ÿ˜†

    • rightymouse says:

      People who dye their hair purple should stay off the air. ๐Ÿ˜†

      • Octopus says:

        Angry feminist SJW’s with purple hair, who just happen to be lesbians, should speak their truth in the privacy of their own eco-yurts. And then go take a bath in the Rouge River, which will make them smell marginally better.

  35. Octopus says:

    ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

    • rightymouse says:

      Rubin’s such a joke.

      • Octopus says:

        She’s a “conservative” like these two are whatever they’re claiming these days…

          • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

            She sounds like an idiot

            โ€ฆ As the party of Trump, Republicans may lose an entire generation, Rubin warns. And policy wins like the tax bill arenโ€™t going to sway millennialsโ€™ opinions of the GOP.

            โ€œIt is a remarkably idealistic generation. What motivates these people is not tax policy, is not party economics or party foreign policy; itโ€™s issues that have a moral and a value-laden core,โ€ Rubin said. โ€œThey look upon environmentalism as a moral issue, as a moral cause. They look upon guns as an issue of [whether] we as a society value children.โ€

            Republicans are going to lose the entire pussy hat wearing, hysterical, virtue signaling generation? She sounds like an idiot. At least Obungle and Shrillery never actually believed in that crap.

  36. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5715425/Sarah-Palin-calls-John-McCains-comments-perpetual-gut-punch.html

    In the article she says she’s seen him numerous times since the campaign and he always apologizes for how she was treated. Certainly gave no indication of a death bed regret having chosen her. Once again McCain proves to be a two-faced weasel.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s a shame he turned out to be a lousy person, after his heroic captivity and whatnot.

      • rightymouse says:

        Something happened to him along the way. Now he’s been outed as a fake Republican. Just like John Kasich, Jeb Bush, George Will, Jennifer Rubin, several over at National Review etc., to name a few.

        • Octopus says:

          He’s always been a donkey in elephant’s clothing, according to other Republicans with a trace of conservative credibility.

          • rightymouse says:

            I remember when he was running for President & got all huffy at people calling Obama by his full name – Barack Hussein Obama.

  37. rightymouse says:

    Donkey Show..

  38. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    The Great Unraveling

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/05/pay-dirt-house-discovers-fbi-had-spy-inside-trump-campaign-while-obama-doj-wiretapped-campaign-transition-calls/

    Explains a lot. I sense a Chunky peevish fit coming on.

    • rightymouse says:

      I can’t wait until we know who it was. Any guesses?

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        I’ve seen speculation in comment sections:

        Twilight Sparkle on Gateway Pundit.

        Carter Page was placed on the campaign to allow a Title 1 FISA warrant to be gotten. A title 1 warrant is rare, in that it allows spying on everyone connected in any way to the target, and then on everyone connected to those people, etc, etc. In other words, his presence on the transition team, even if he did virtually nothing and had no role, coupled with the Title 1 warrant, allowed the Obama admin to spy on every single person involved in an unlimited fashion.

        Papadopoulos is also suspected. The whole “he walked into a bar and started flapping his gums about this super-secret conspiracy he was involved in, and the guy listening just happened to be a foreign diplomat that just happened to go straight to the European deep-state, etc, etc” is an insult to any thinking person’s intelligence, and ridiculous movie-plot crap. That certainly did not happen like that, or was staged, so he was likely also a plant.

        Turns out that a guy named Sam Clovis hired them both onto the transition team. For deep state to get them on the team, they would already need someone to hire them. So it’s likely Sam Clovis was also a plant. Sam Clovis is a USDA chief scientist.

    • Octopus says:

      Explains a helluva lot. I hope the whole stinking op gets laid bare, so we can see how the puzzle pieces fit.

  39. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2018/05/11/poll-optimism-direction-country-hits-11-year-high-trump/

    Oh sure if you’re into crap like low unemployment, bonuses, lowered taxes, world prestige, economic growth, strong leadership, peace talks with long intransigent enemies and generally straight talk about defending America’s economic and strategic.

    Cue Chunky’s peevish seething.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      ……and strategic interests, that is.

      • Octopus says:

        All that good stuff is the result of the Unicorn Messiah’s hard work, doncha know. Because Trump is just an evil moron rapist. And crazy. And orange.

        That’s right, he’s just batshit crazy. Just like the Nork Fat Kid. You guys are so clever! ๐Ÿ™„

  40. Octopus says:

    I don’t have any kind of problem with this dress…

  41. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Wow. http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2018/05/10/watch-texas-student-apparently-assaults-teacher-confiscated-phone/

    I don’t understand how making nice helps anything. The kid has an uncontrollable temper and clearly has no real respect for that teacher. Or he wouldn’t have physically assaulted him, further threatened and insulted him – “This is the last time asking your stupid ass.โ€ And this after the teacher supposedly worked with this idiot all year long. I don’t know what worked with means. Took his thuggish abuse and/or tried to get him to get a passing grade maybe?

    In the HS I went to the kids who took physics were the best students and on an accelerated track. None of them would have been dicking around and disrupting class. And if they did they’d simply be shown the door. Attacking a teacher would have meant immediate expulsion.

    What this kid did is unforgivable. He should be expelled. If he’ll do this to a teacher too how is he conducting himself with other students when teachers aren’t watching. A bully and a hot head, no doubt. As a parent I would take my kid out of that school if they let someone like that stay. And in my opinion expelling him would be the best lesson you could give him. He’d be an embarrassment for his family and have to straighten up and get a low paying job whiling completing his GED. If he ends up on the streets then that’s probably where he was going to end up anyway.

    • Octopus says:

      He’s headed for big trouble, looks like. No impulse control, violent tendencies, no respect for authority. He’ll hurt somebody seriously someday. Fee Fo!

    • Octopus says:

      Meet Mr. Doormat: http://www.chisd.net/Domain/318

      I see he graduated from Kennesaw State, which is completely overrun by SJW types and snowflakes from Hell. I know this because we stayed in the town overnight this year, and there were stories in the local paper about the latest kerfuffle, which involved black cheerleaders kneeling during the national anthem, and the President being fired for not applauding their courage loudly enough.

      Is he a moonbat? Oh, si, senor. He owns Teh Narrative on Facebook:

    • rightymouse says:

      LIBERALS HATE TRUMP’S SUCCESS!!! IT MAKES THEM LOOK STUPID!

      • Octopus says:

        I’d say his string of successes was driving them insane, but clearly they passed that fork in the road long ago. Sometime in November of ’16, it was…I remember it well. ๐Ÿ™‚

  42. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/05/11/fake-news-lancet-ties-seven-million-deaths-to-climate-change/

    Good thing no one but morons like Chunky actually listen and take seriously propaganda from the “prestigious” Lancet editorial journal. They were also the jackasses who proclaimed our invading Iraq (the 2nd time) resulted in 1 million civilian deaths when all other estimates were 100,000 or less. They just make shit up and this is no different.

    The World Health Organization (WHO) report to which the editorial refers makes no mention of climate change and speaks only of the adverse health effects of polluted air, a different phenomenon.

    According to the WHO report, โ€œaround 7 million people die every year from exposure to fine particles in polluted air that penetrate deep into the lungs and cardiovascular system, causing diseases including stroke, heart disease, lung cancer, chronic obstructive pulmonary diseases and respiratory infections, including pneumonia.โ€

    All of these potentially fatal pathologies are causes by โ€œexposure to fine particles in polluted airโ€ and not by global warming.

    In its infographic on the causes of air pollution, the WHO lists six sources of dangerous fine particulate matter, none of which is related to climate change. The six sources of air pollution are industry and energy supply, dust, agricultural practices, transport, waste management, and household energy.

    The Lancet editorial shamelessly links lethal air pollution to global warming, without bothering to attempt to establish a real connection between the two.

    It then goes on to speak of how the horrible effects of air pollution can be averted by enacting measures to lower carbon dioxide emissions, which, again, is demonstrably false.

    The overtly political editorial seeks to persuade a naรฏve public to enact policy to reduce CO2 emissions by making them think that this will curb deadly air pollution, which it will not.

    โ€œClimate change legislation is a central concern across government at all levels, and is not solely about the changing climate, but is embedded in public health policies,โ€ the editors contend.

  43. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    And release my post which was supposed to go after Miley’s butt cleavage.

  44. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Now that itโ€™s revealed that calling someone a Nazi will turn them into a Nazi, I should note that the reverse is alโ€ฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โ€ฆ
    12 minutes ago

    Oh Chunky! Stop! It’s just too funny. And your Twitter twit friends rejoining with their HI-Larius jokes. Chunky you and your pals have got nothing on this guy.

  45. Bunk X says:

    Dude’s killer aweome.

  46. Pakimon says:

    I see Gus’ Twitter avatar went blank.

    I’m going to miss the vacuous stare and the stew-bum look of our favorite unemployed Twitter addict.

    You don’t suppose something happened to “Mr. Gato”, do you?

    I imagine he gets awfully hungry out in that garage.

    Those ditch-weed induced munchie attacks can be a real bear… ๐Ÿ˜†

  47. Octopus says:

    The Internet has the memory of a rogue elephant, luckily…

    My attempt from last winter to copy the Garage Chic look so huge in Denver –the beard is gone now, probably for good. Unless I end up on the street.

    • rightymouse says:

      You look a lot like my hubby except he’s practically bald and his beard is grey. Ok, never mind. ๐Ÿ˜†

      • Octopus says:

        I hadn’t grown it out since I was about 23, and that was just for a couple of months. I was a little shocked at how gray it was, but then I remembered I was 59, so I guess it’s kind of normal. I just need a hat, a cat, and a cot in somebody’s garage. ๐Ÿ™‚

        • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

          It looks good! Mine sucks compared to that so Iโ€™ve opted for a goatee over the years. They were big with the baseball players in the โ€˜90s so I went with that look. My friend at work is 2nd generation Lebanese. Jet black hair. Man he can grow a beard in like two days.

    • Dezez157 says:

      Notice the cat on his shoulder is squinting, the stench is making its eyes burn.

  48. Octopus says:

    Wha’ happened? Required police intervention, looks like. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    Whatever. Get hopped.
    6 hours ago
    I called 911. Cop was an African American. He ruled.
    7 hours ago
    Oh shit.
    7 hours ago
    Oops.
    7 hours ago
    Oh my god.
    7 hours ago
    There are some good people out there.
    7 hours ago
    Whatever.
    7 hours ago
    Yep.
    7 hours ago
    I love you Utah!
    7 hours ago
    Twist.
    7 hours ago

  49. Octopus says:

    Vhunky retweeted…

    RUSSIA!!1! ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Octopus says:

      “Vhunky” is Russkie for “Chunky.” Apparently.

    • rightymouse says:

      Sowing racial discord is what liberals do best. Obama was supposed to heal the sea levels and people’s hearts. As their ‘messiah’/ ‘lightworker’, he failed miserably.

      Remember this gushing silliness?

      https://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/morford/article/Is-Obama-an-enlightened-being-Spiritual-wise-2544395.php

      “Here’s where it gets gooey. Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.”

      • rightymouse says:

        Also, where were Democrats when Obama was caught on open mike promising more flexibility towards Russia in his 2nd term? Where did all the $$$$ on pallets to Iran come from?

      • Octopus says:

        Thanks for digging up that awful glurge, ‘Mouse. It’s one of my all-time favorites. ๐Ÿ˜†

        Obama was and is nothing but an Empty Suit, and a cipher, who people can project their fantasies upon. What little substance he has is concerned with old, debased leftist-tropes, radical black politics, and being a popular entertainer of some kind. I think he will fail miserably at the last one, despite his recently-signed production deal with Netflix. He’s got no talent.

        • rightymouse says:

          What has always amazed me is the fact that there are people out there in our country who live in such leftist, ideological oblivion. No wonder Hillary won the popular vote in California.

  50. Octopus says:

    Another sad attempt at humor fizzles… ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    • Dezez157 says:

      Chuck was also called a liar, a thief, lazy, stupid, shiftless, fat and an asshole, now look at him.
      Fat maybe recent, but the other traits he heard in the womb.

  51. Octopus says:

    https://townhall.com/tipsheet/laurettabrown/2018/05/11/hillary-clinton-tells-australian-crowd-shes-concerned-for-america-n2479817

    Now it’s teh horrible sexism in America that doomed Shrillary’s run. Does she wake up each morning, swig the tumbler of vodka next to her bed and decide which Enemy she’ll blame for her loss that day? There was a list in a review of her book, “Wha’ Happened Lash Night,” that attempted to put them all in order. Note, she likes to start her accusatory rants with, “I take responsibility for my campaign, but…”

    1. Sexism

    2. Racism

    3. Misogyny

    4. Xenophobia

    5. Suburban women

    6. James Comey

    7. FBI

    8. Russians

    9. Vladimir Putin

    10. WikiLeaks

    11. D.N.C.

    12. Barack Obama

    13. Joe Biden

    14. Bernie Sanders

    15. Anthony Weiner

    16. Electoral College

    17. Polling Data

    18. Cable News

    19. New York Times

    20. Fake News

    21. Bots

    22. Facebook

    23. Twitter

    24. Netflix

    25. TV Executives

    26. โ€˜Anti-American forcesโ€™

    27. Democrat documentaries

    28. Low information voters

    29. People wanting change

    30. People who assumed sheโ€™d win

    31. Republican Party

    32. โ€œContent farms in Macedoniaโ€™

    33. Infowars

    34. Guccifer

    35. DC Leaks

    36. Jill Stein

    37. Steve Bannon

    38. Voter I-D laws

    39. Chief Justice John Roberts

    40. KS Sec. of State, Kris Kobach

    41. Citizens United

    42. Colluding Trump officials

    43. Benghazi

    44. Rep. Kevin McCarthy

    45. Gen. Michael Flynn

    46. Julian Assange

    47. Roger Stone

    48. Reddit

    49. Drudge Report

    50. Alex Jones

    51. Russia Today (RT)

    52. Sputnik Network

    53. Robert Mercer

    54. Koch brothers

    55. NBCโ€™S Matt Lauer

    56. Fox News Channel

  52. Octopus says:

    https://www.kgun9.com/news/woman-accused-of-stalking-paradise-valley-man-she-met-online-sent-him-65000-text-messages?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

    She sent the object of her affections a modest 65,000 texts, after their one date. How does this obsession compare with that of our Twitterwarriors, Chunky and Garage Boy? Rather similar, I say.

  53. Octopus says:

    This is kinda old, but it still gives me a chuckle. The bride happens to be a grandma, btw. You do you, Granny. ๐Ÿ™‚

  54. Octopus says:

    http://insider.foxnews.com/2018/05/09/trumps-approval-rises-despite-91-negative-coverage-five-sound

    The more the media continues to hate on Trump and ignore his successes, the more people love our President. Keep hating, guys and gals! ๐Ÿ™‚

  55. Octopus says:

    That’s a LOT of handjobs. Better start a GoFundMe to cover your Ben-Gay treatments for your aching wrists!

    • Dezez157 says:

      And for Mothers Day, Gus and Chuck both celebrate by begging like dogs.

      • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

        Last I heard Chunk was living off an inheritance from his mother. If he had any class he would honor her. Instead nary a word over at his cratered blaaahg. Just more drivel about how late night jokesters are really destroying the President.

    • Dezez157 says:

      Gus will probably swallow, it’s the only way he is gonna get a warm meal.

  56. Bunk X says:

    Lol.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Golly Chunky. We wanted to give you money but we thought it was going to be HARD to do and we would get a virus. Now that you’ve clarified that it’s easy and safe here’s $10,000. Keep up the great work defeating the “Trump gang”.

  57. Octopus says:

    http://m.tmz.com/#!article/2018/05/11/boston-dynamics-robot-jumps-runs-on-its-own/

    Itโ€™s all over but the screaming, fellow humans. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  58. rightymouse says:

    Happy Mother’s Day!!!
    I have beautiful flowers that showed up! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      Happy Motherโ€™s Day to all you mothers and people who have mothers!

  59. rightymouse says:

    You have no idea what you’re talking about, Lardass. And judging by the silly Tritter responses, neither do your followers. Sad.

    • rightymouse says:

      **Twitter**
      ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Mmmmm. The butt hurt. Strong in this one, it is.

      Just what Soros wants.

    • Minnow says:

      Hey Fatass, I TOTALLY agree with him. Tell the truth – would you honestly have preferred the fat, lying murderer Hilliary??

      God only knows what SHE would have fucked up by now. Meanwhile, we are out of that corrupt deal with Iran. Fatboi Koreeruh has thrown in the towel. The economy is soaring. Black unemployment is at record lows. People (who work for a living) are getting happier…. and on and on and on and on….

      Suck eggs you spoiled, worthless POS.

  60. rightymouse says:

    Why a Trump supporter? There must be some liberals out there who are sick of supporting your sorry ass?

  61. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Heh heh. :). Dealing with whining kids helps Sarah Sanders deal patiently with whiny cry babies in the press corps like Jim Accosted.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/05/13/sarah-sanders-says-whining-kids-best-practice-for-dealing-with-cnns-jim-acosta.html

  62. Minnow says:

    Hahahahahahah Gus…. Gus needs to make $2000 this next week.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  63. Minnow says:

    For Charles, the fat mouthed know-it-all…. why don’t you send poor little Gussie the $2000 he needs????

    Oh yeah. that’s right. I forgot.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  64. ISTE says:

    Sunday night,Lucy is training her cat.

    I think cat is training Lucy to wiggle the chair.

    ๐Ÿ™‚

  65. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Wow. Mother’s Day has come and gone and Chunk the unemployed interwebs begger who lives off the capital his MOTHER left him has nary a post in her honor. Classless scumbag, thy name is Chunky Johnsuck who, instead of getting a job spends his days on Twitter insulting people and hurling profanities at actually employed people. People who often have advanced degrees and accomplishments, military honors, beautiful families, billion dollar businesses and high positions in public office (even the highest!).

    • Dudebro says:

      Wait, that useless phat phuck is living off her inheritance? She’s paying all his bills, and he didn’t mention her on Mother’s Day? Are you serious? I know we rip on him but if that’s true, he is just about the vilest lowest piece of crap that’s ever existed

  66. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Just noticed his yearly subscription is now $59.95. Didn’t it used to be $79.95? And only idiots would pay it to turn off the popup ads when any decent ad blocker program can do that for free. He posts nothing but late night videos he claims are devastating to Trump. And horrible Gen Y music in hopes the hip now kids will embrace his dinosaur looking blog. He doesn’t get that even the name Little Green Footballs is quickly identified as just some old hippy reference to quaaludes aka sopers. Which kids used to steal from their old lady’s medicine cabinet in the ’70s and then wash them down with 3.2 beer.

    Chunk you’re a washed up loser. Why not retire on all that money Mama left you? Did you blow it all thinking you could sell LGF for hundreds of millions of dollars like Ariana Huffington? Ha, she was rich already. Guess you should have focused on truly caring about and helping people like Pam Geller who runs a legitimate foundation to rescue girls and women persecuted in Muslim hell holes.

  67. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    The weather forecast calls for pyroclastic clouds, lava flooding and refrigerator sized boulders. Could this be karma? Both Chunky and Obungle are from Hawaii. Plus the place is ran by flaming libs who went out of their way to thwart President Trump’s attempts at a common sense refugee immigration policy.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/13/hawaii-volcano-spurs-new-evacuations-on-big-island-after-new-lava-fissures-reported.html

    • Octopus says:

      You live on a volcano. A live one, not even a dormant one. You must expect a few inconveniences on occasion, like having to run for your lives before a river of molten rock turns you into ash.

      That Pacific Ring Of Fire is really kicking up its heels, though. I wonder how much CO2 those gushers have released? Is Gore very concerned, in between happy-ending massages?

  68. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Chunky posted this on LGF and called it “amazing”. It’s jam packed with black victimhood and has the obligatory cliched black gospel choir so it MUST be a fantastic work of art! Amirite???

    • Octopus says:

      I saw that the other day after hearing so many idiots blathering about how “important” and “deep” it was…Bwahahahahahahahahahah! Such rubbish. Such a joke on uneducated, fact-deprived fools.

      • Minnow says:

        I knew it would be so….. that is why I haven’t watched it – and won’t!

        So, fuck you Charles.

    • KGB says:

      I fucking hate gospel music. No other form of music is more overwrought and devoid of subtlety.

  69. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    @ThePlumLineGS Maybe it’s just me, but when a whole lot of people proudly announce to the world that they’re “deploโ€ฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โ€ฆ
    4 hours ago

    Yeah it’s just you dipshit.

    • Octopus says:

      He’s very butthurt that we have taken the “deplorables”-tag that helped Shrillary lose the election and turned it into a badge of honor. He just can’t understand it. ๐Ÿ˜†

  70. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Gus, Gus, Gus. Have you learned nothing from your fearless leader? You have to tell them it’s easy and safe. That’s the only reason people don’t send you money for doing nothing. You could also try marketing a cookbook written by insane racist right wing Nazis. Or a lovely calendar with pictures of rusty hinges and dingy tankers!

    These are the important points. You may want to grab a pencil and take notes.

    • Octopus says:

      Gus needs to come up with a good sob-story that he can use to trick people into sending him money. It’s been done on GoFundMe many times, with varying degrees of shady success.

      Why not grab a stray dog, pretend he’s your homeless buddy, and that he needs an operation or he’ll die? Make yourself a troubled vet with PTSD, and the dog a retired K9 officer with a drinking problem. Blame your situation on a cruel Trumpian landlord. Good luck!

  71. Octopus says:

    I’ll get right on that. ๐Ÿ˜†

  72. Minnow says:

    Marshall Tucker “24-hours at a Time”

  73. Bunk X says:

    Off to West Sacramento tomorrow. Bunkessa is getting pinned.

  74. Octopus says:

    The butthurt in this thread is incroyable. ๐Ÿ˜†

  75. Octopus says:

    Sacre bleu, this man needs watching. He’s working against us.

    • rightymouse says:

      Something ain’t right with Kerry. He’s running scared. Why?

      • Octopus says:

        The corruption is strong in this one. He is neck-deep in the muck of this Iran deal, along with his EU pals and other conspirators from the Obama regime.

      • barbarian3 says:

        Truthfully Mouse, I think after what they did to Flynn, I’d be damned worried if I were Kerry that I would face charges of violating the Logan Act, and possibly Treason.

        Which he committed in 1972 anyway, so it’s a pattern of behavior with this dirtbag. There are rumblings that Kerry is actually considering running again in 2020 and he wants to have the dominoes in place! (yes, dominoes…..think about it).

  76. Octopus says:

    https://heyjackass.com/

    The best ongoing counter of Chicago fireworksโ€”remember, the Rahm-operated Dem stronghold has some of the toughest gun laws on the books, which law-abiding citizens adhere to religiously.

  77. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    No women allowed at the groundbreaking of the new Islamic center. But that’s the way the Muslim women want it too, right? Oh wait, one of the women in the community took to Twitter to complain. Many had worked hard for years on the fund raising effort.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/05/upstate-new-york-islamic-center-holds-groundbreaking-ceremony-for-new-mosque-no-women-allowed/

  78. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2018/05/14/hamas-hijacks-u-s-embassy-move-stage-deadly-gaza-border-riots/

    Naturally the Demoncraps side with the lunatics getting themselves killed trying to plant bombs at the fence and taking shots at IDF soldiers. All taken out by IDF snipers to avoid endangering anyone else in the 50,000 strong rioting crowd.

    http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2018/05/14/democrats-no-show-jerusalem-embassy-move/

  79. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    These are always fun!

  80. Octopus says:

    Heh.

    Heheh.

  81. Octopus says:

    R.I.P. to Margot Kidder, who was a great Lois Lane back in the day. Very appealing actress, before her demons and mental illness killed her career. Listening to the last interview she did, I can’t imagine what might have contributed to her death, besides the booze, pills and libturd politics.

  82. Octopus says:

    Weird deal, eh? The Democratic Party is now so far to the Left, only true Socialists can get the kids interested. Have fun with that. ๐Ÿ˜†

  83. Octopus says:

    New York Media doing itself proud, once again. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Can’t wait for the Red Wave to catch them unawares, once again.

  84. Octopus says:

    https://twitchy.com/jacobb-38/2018/05/14/oh-thisll-work-congrats-to-seattle-for-just-approving-a-horrendous-idea-to-fight-homelessness/

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!

    All of these West Coast cities that have embraced liberal piety and welcomed the homeless to move in permanently on their streets, pooping and shooting up in public, deserve everything they get. The “Woke Companies” that moved there to live in woke bliss also deserve a reality slap, and they’re getting it now. Mazel! ๐Ÿ˜†

  85. Octopus says:

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/30622/watch-black-voters-blast-sanctuary-city-policies-paul-bois

    Blacks are racisss, just like Trump. Hunh. Thatโ€™s so weird. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • barbarian3 says:

      And that is what just may turn California purple.

      • rightymouse says:

        That would be fabulous! ๐Ÿ™‚

        • barbarian3 says:

          For what it’s worth, Travis Allen, the GOP candidate for governor, is the ONLY one saying anything about sanctuary cities. NONE of the Democrat candidates will mention illegals in their ads – they all want gun control and “I beat the NRA.”

  86. Octopus says:

    https://hotair.com/archives/2018/05/14/john-oliver-explains-venezuela-things-terrible-socialism-isnt-blame/

    Millionaire socialist gasbag assplains why it’s not socialism’s fault that Venezuela is all effed-up and dying. One of Chunky’s favorites, btw, right behind Seth Meyers.

    • rightymouse says:

      Liberals don’t understand economics & how they work best in free markets. Socialism & Communism always fail & people die by starvation or other forms of planned extermination. You’d think the liberal ‘intellecuals’ would have figured this out by now with the tens of millions who have died because of their beloved ideologies. But. Nope.

  87. Octopus says:

    http://southlandpost.com/video-married-teacher-caught-blowing-a-13-year-old-student-in-classroom/

    Yes. The headline (giggity) says, “blowing.” At least it didn’t say, “sucking.” ๐Ÿ˜†

    I’ve heard of middle-schoolers receiving Sex Ed, but this is ridiculous. The poor, poor boy! How will he ever recover?

  88. Octopus says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/15/hawaii-volcano-eruption-intensifies-triggering-red-warning.html

    The guy who says, “People have anxieties about this. They’re freaked!” Now, I said this before, but it bears repeating: You all live on a volcano. The Big Island consists of five huge volcanos, and you folks live on or very near the biggest, most-active one. What did y’all think would happen?

  89. Octopus says:

    Can you apply that hundy towards the $2000 you need this week? Then you’d only have to come up with, doing a little rough cipherin’, about $1900. Still a lot of handjobs, but we’re getting closer.

  90. Octopus says:

    ๐Ÿ˜†

  91. Octopus says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/05/16/trump-supporter-says-cheesecake-factory-employees-were-clenching-their-fists-it-was-just-sad.html

    Like their pals the Islamist terrorists, the Libturds hate an apostate more than anything. “Get back on the plantation with the rest of us, or else.” Proud American says, “Get bent, losers.” ๐Ÿ˜†

    • rightymouse says:

      Leftists become total racist a-holes when confronted by POC who love Trump. This just another sad example.

  92. Octopus says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/05/16/truck-driver-leaves-oklahoma-waitress-two-1000-tips.html

    I want to think the best of people, I really do. Why do I have this uneasy feeling the guy has an ulterior motive here? One he might not even be fully aware of, himself?

    Still a grand gesture, though. ๐Ÿ™‚

  93. rightymouse says:

    My ‘puter is slower than snot with this thread. ๐Ÿ˜†

  94. Pakimon says:

    Gus’ foray back into the world of architecture isn’t going so well.

    See if you can spot Gus’ srchtectural “genius” in the video below. ๐Ÿ˜†