Charles Johnson is obsessed with the size of POTUS’ pecker.

Amazing ignorance, vulgarity, condescension and indecorous inanity from the left, but then that’s all they’ve got. If anyone wants to chime in, the undeleted Tweets are here, here and here.

BTW, how big are YOUR hands, Charles?

81 Comments on “Charles Johnson is obsessed with the size of POTUS’ pecker.”

  1. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      That’s exactly how Fatass did run, when he was much younger and thinner and frightened of a child pointing his finger and saying, “Pew-pew!”

      Now he can just flail his arms, between tweets.

  2. Bunk X says:

  3. Octopus says:

    Kurt’s column is like a strong jolt of caffeine, on this fine spring morning. Hello, America! Welcome back. We really missed you, the past 8 years. 🙂

  4. Octopus says:

    Occurs to me, that maybe the wild patterns of the famous Cosby sweaters of the ’80’s were designed to help disorient the senses of potential rape victims. Somebody should look into this.

    • KGB says:

      God, remember when Rudy starting growing too big to be the “cute” one on that show so they had to bring in an even younger girl to play that role? It was like when they added Oliver to The Brady Bunch. Awful. That first season of The Cosby Show, 84-84, was fairly entertaining but man it became a steaming pile of shit. How many times can you watch them ham it up while lip-synching to some old-timey song and still find it entertaining? At least Lisa Bonet retained her psycho hotness during the show’s run.

      And how do you feel if you’re one of the other cast members now? They’re going to memory hole the show and all those nice residuals you were getting are going to dry up.

      • Octopus says:

        Lisa Bonet — remember that movie she did, as she was leaving the show? Aye caramba!

        I wonder if Cos put the make on her. Slimy toad had lots of young prospects delivered to his room, according to the “wrangler” who had to herd them in.

      • rightymouse says:

        I just read some of his recent deposition. Ugh! 😦

        • Octopus says:

          I know. It’s really bad. Staggeringly bad.

          • rightymouse says:

            What I don’t ‘get’ is why/how he was able to portray himself in the Cosby Show as being nothing like the real him at all, yet the other characters were supposed to be modeled after his real wife & kids. Only thing I could think of was that he must have had some kind of subliminal thing going on with his being an obstetrician. 😯

          • rightymouse says:

            Also, I don’t understand his emotional immaturity when it came to women. Here’s a successful man with a lovely wife & five kids & he’s affirming himself in some bizarre way with young women who he apparently gets off by when they’re zonked out. Weirdorama. Dude needs help.

          • Octopus says:

            I see him as a LOT more sinister, diabolical even, rather than emotionally immature. This is a deviant pattern of behavior honed over time, practiced for decades, in direct contradiction of his wholesome, fatherly image, which he and his attorneys protected vigilantly for his entire career. He had helpers in his dirty dealings, which included people around him in his entertainment career and his personal life, and included his wife, Camille. It takes a powerful personality with tremendous earning power to maintain such a campaign, and Cosby had it all.

          • Octopus says:

            This wasn’t the only time Camille “melted away” when it was time for Cosby to pull his rape routine. Her “official statement” claims the 50-some women who have come forward all participated in consensual sex and drug-taking with her hubby, that old rascal. Really, Camille? That’s the story you’re sticking with? 😆

          • KGB says:

            This got posted yesterday. Which one of the TV daughters is it?

            Monday, April 30, 2018

            Blind Item #15

            This former A-/B+ list tween actress is going to be changing her tune. Look for this actress all of you know to say that she lost her virginity to this permanent A list mostly television actor who raped her when she was on his very hit show.

            Posted by ent lawyer at 12:15 PM


          • Octopus says:

            It’s gotta be the one who played Rudy, as she’s been his most vocal supporter, even attending both trials. Horrible if true.

  5. Octopus says:

    The Kanye Konservative Konversion (KKK) is really an amazing development. The Left is losing its collective shit, which was already lost, but now it’s all over the race-hustlers and plantation supervisors. This track is a cultural touchstone, imho.

  6. Octopus says:

    Get a fucking job, bum. 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    This year’s Nerd Prom was an unmitigated disaster, so much so that there is talk of discontinuing the event. I say, keep the mess going — it really helps to show Americans how ugly and biased the MSM truly is, as if we needed any reminding.

    • rightymouse says:

      It was crude and vile. Did they do that to Obama? No.

      • Octopus says:

        They kissed Obama’s ass, and trashed Republicans. I love the defense of the vile tone, saying, “it’s a roast, relax!” Except that every day is a bs-filled roast of Trump and his people. They just kicked up the personal ugliness a hair.

        • rightymouse says:

  8. Octopus says:

    I had forgotten what a stitch this guy is. 😆

  9. Octopus says:

    Pelosi has said that if peace is achieved in Korea, Trump should get a Nobel Peace Prize. Imagine Chunky’s reaction!

  10. windbag says:

    Whatever Chunky McSlovenly thinks of the POTUS penis, apparently Kim Jong-un is fairly impressed with the size of the POTUS balls. One opinion matters, the other doesn’t.

  11. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    This is what thinking people are up against:

    • Bunk X says:

      29 days past April Fools Day and they just now put that up?
      Oh wait…

    • rightymouse says:

      The article is behind a pay wall which is highly ironic. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Yeah, Marx was right. What a genius.

      • rightymouse says:

        “You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs.”
        –Walter Duranty – New York Times, May 14, 1933, page 18

        • Octopus says:

          They broke a lot of eggs.

        • windbag says:

          Eventually, you need to serve up an omelet, a trick no Commie has pulled off yet.

          • rightymouse says:

            I went back to Thailand in 1978 to deal with the mess that Carter couldn’t handle – got a job at the US Embassy refugee office in Bangkok. Worked with the Vietnamese refugees at first. Then the surviving Cambodians started to flee across into Thailand in 1979 after Vietnam invaded Cambodia in December 1978. Several million Cambodians had been killed by Pol Pot at that point. Westerners like Jason Barker glorifying Communism make me sick. Eff him!

          • windbag says:

            I have two friends who are commies. One is a lawyer, the other is an architect. Both are clueless.

          • KGB says:

            I was in Hanoi years ago and I visited the Vietnam War museum. It was exactly what I expected, lots of propaganda about the U.S. and plenty of pro-commie BS, but I went for the experience and to kill a couple hours. Painted on the walls in very large letters were the preamble to the Declaration of Independence, intended to be an ironic dig on the United States. When you left, there were comment books that were filled with high fives from the lefty backpackers that stream through the city. Oh, those crafty Vietnamese! Bravo for giving the Great Satan a bloody nose. After I left I stewed about this for about two blocks before I couldn’t take it anymore. I retraced my steps, paid the entrance fee again, and then went to the comment books and left a long piece about the violent and miserable aftermath of the Vietnam war, the absurdity of a totalitarian regime using Jefferson’s words, and a slap down of the brain-dead Westerners who cheered it all on. I’m sure it was removed from the book soon thereafter but I felt better about myself.

    • KGB says:

      Reminds me of this screen capture I took a few years ago. Check out the lower right corner. They tell us exactly who they are and yet they retain their credibility. The mind boggles.

  12. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    I wonder if Stalker Charles remembers who started the small hands thing and why people make a big deal of that.

    I wonder if Stalker Charles has heard the word “Cheeto” bandied about in reference to someone other than himself.

    I wonder if Stalker Charles types this stuff and really believes it.

  13. Octopus says:

    Chunky hardest hit. 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    Kanye is learning from Thomas Sowell. No wonder the Left is ripping its hair out and screaming. 😆

    • windbag says:

      Sowell is a national treasure. Hopefully, he’ll get more attention from this.

      • Octopus says:

        I hope Taleeb Starkes reaches out to Kanye, too. And Colion Noir. Guys more his age might do an even better job of communicating the truth he needs to hear now, while his mind is open.

  15. Octopus says:

    Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on an overdue vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

    The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their ‘tourist’ garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a ‘drop dead’ gorgeous blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them.. They couldn’t help but stare.

    As the blonde passed them she smiled and said ‘Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,’ nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

    So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said ‘Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,’ and started to walk away.

    One of the priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said, ‘Just a minute, young lady.’ …

    ‘Yes, Father?’

    ‘We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?’

    She replied, ‘Father, it’s me, Sister Kathleen.

  16. Octopus says:

    Hey, Sean Penn! Where are you? Danny Glover? Bernie Sanders?!

    Another Socialist Miracle is playing out in real time, in Venezuela. Our MSM is largely ignoring it, of course, as are Hollywood’s Usual Suspects.

  17. Octopus says:

    Death-threats on Kanye, for having the nerve to stray off the Narrative Of Victimhood. Is there a police investigation underway?

  18. Octopus says:

    I haven’t seen anyone so violently friend-zoned since the “Stiff-Arm Heard ‘Round The Blogosphere” sent Chunky reeling into madness. 😆

  19. Octopus says:

    The awesome privilege of the Super Man!

  20. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    LibProgs either cannot spell, or they cannot read. I know they don’t research, but let’s ignore that for the purpose of this post.

    How in the name of all that’s holy can the sheer number of people who berate a PARODY account like it’s the actual Sean Spicer exist and function in society on a day-to-day basis?

    Does being that stupid hurt? It must not, or we’d be deaf from the screaming.

    Now, do NOT mistake my point. I’d be THRILLED if this was the actual Sean Spicer making heads explode. But it is very obviously not.

    • windbag says:

      I love that twitter account. The indignation the lefties throw at an fictitious character is a hoot. And I’m sure they all regale their lefty friends with tales of how they spoke truth to power via Twitter.

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆 😆

  21. rightymouse says:

    Kanye West is woke. Just not your definition. Deal with it!

  22. Minnow says:

    Ten bucks says that Chunky has a Ted Nugent tail…..

  23. Minnow says:

    Well, I see comedy is alive and well on the Left. Kathy Griffin told some Whitehouse employee to “suck her dick” on Saturday night.

    I am sure Chunky is still laughing about that one.

    (What is wrong with the Left? Are they ALL brain dead?)

  24. Bunk X says:

    I always thought this was a Pinkard and Bowden song.

  25. Bunk X says: