Charles Johnson Declares the POTUS to be Effeminate.

Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs has little content worth commenting on these days as most of his posts consist of links to music videos and clips of lame comedians. For example, this past week, Charles linked to: Stephen Colbert and Stephen Colbert, Moon Hooch, Jorge Drexle, Antoine Dufour, The Bob Cesca Show, Saturday Night Live, and others.

But he also posted this:

That’s a screencap as it existed this afternoon, Sunday 22 April 2018, and here is the vid that Johnson thinks is funny enough to repost.

Charles, this is the same crap you pulled on your mentor Andrew Breitbart when you accused him of being gay, with no evidence, despite the fact that he was married with children.

Charles, you’re a mess.

[P.S. That Daedalus Books advert is legit. It showed up on the LGF sidebar.]


285 Comments on “Charles Johnson Declares the POTUS to be Effeminate.”

  1. Bunk X says:

    22 April Sunday

    This Is Wild: Trump Fixer Michael Cohen’s “Mystery” Third Client Is… Sean Hannity!
    Guaranteed to Make You Mad: John Oliver’s Exploration of Corporate Taxes
    Overnight Jam: Snarky Puppy Comrades Bokanté: “Limyè”
    Nobody Enjoys the Michael Cohen-Sean Hannity Connection More Than Stephen Colbert
    Trump Contradicts His Own Words About Why He Fired James Comey
    Rube Goldberg Would Be Proud of Joseph’s Machines: Presenting, “The Cake Server”
    Ted Cruz Wins the Prize for Most Revolting Grovel of the Day
    The Bob Cesca Show: Let’s Get It On
    New From Maestro Ry Cooder: “Everybody Ought to Treat a Stranger Right”
    New Video: Sassy Trump Struggles to Pay Attention to Multi-Part Question From Reporter
    Stephen Colbert Asks the Question on Everyone’s Mind: How Loyal Is Michael Cohen?
    Moon Hooch Drops Crazy New Video: “Growing Up”
    Colbert Weighs in on Trump’s Latest Dark Ages Policy: Bringing Back Abstinence-Only Education
    Yet Another Exceptional NPR Tiny Desk Concert: Jorge Drexler
    Antoine Dufour Plays One of the Greatest Sounding Acoustic Guitars We’ve Ever Heard: “Catching the Light”

  2. Octopus says:

    The dulcet tones of Settled Science, ca. 1970. 😆

    13 Worst Predictions Made on Earth Day, 1970


    The 1970s were a lousy decade. Embarrassing movies, dreadful music and downright terrifying clothes reflected the national mood following an unpopular war, endless political scandals and a faltering economy.

    Popular culture was consumed with decline, especially Hollywood. The Omega Man, Soylent Green, Damnation Alley and countless other dystopian films showed a planet wrecked by war, pollution and neglect. In large part, the entertainment industry was reflecting the culture at large.

    In 1970, the first Earth Day was celebrated — okay, “celebrated” doesn’t capture the funereal tone of the event. The events (organized in part by then hippie and now convicted murderer Ira Einhorn) predicted death, destruction and disease unless we did exactly as progressives commanded.

    Behold the coming apocalypse as predicted on and around Earth Day, 1970:

    “Civilization will end within 15 or 30 years unless immediate action is taken against problems facing mankind.” — Harvard biologist George Wald
    “We are in an environmental crisis which threatens the survival of this nation, and of the world as a suitable place of human habitation.” — Washington University biologist Barry Commoner
    “Man must stop pollution and conserve his resources, not merely to enhance existence but to save the race from intolerable deterioration and possible extinction.” — New York Times editorial
    “Population will inevitably and completely outstrip whatever small increases in food supplies we make. The death rate will increase until at least 100-200 million people per year will be starving to death during the next ten years.” — Stanford University biologist Paul Ehrlich
    “Most of the people who are going to die in the greatest cataclysm in the history of man have already been born… [By 1975] some experts feel that food shortages will have escalated the present level of world hunger and starvation into famines of unbelievable proportions. Other experts, more optimistic, think the ultimate food-population collision will not occur until the decade of the 1980s.” — Paul Ehrlich
    “It is already too late to avoid mass starvation,” — Denis Hayes, Chief organizer for Earth Day
    “Demographers agree almost unanimously on the following grim timetable: by 1975 widespread famines will begin in India; these will spread by 1990 to include all of India, Pakistan, China and the Near East, Africa. By the year 2000, or conceivably sooner, South and Central America will exist under famine conditions…. By the year 2000, thirty years from now, the entire world, with the exception of Western Europe, North America, and Australia, will be in famine.” — North Texas State University professor Peter Gunter
    “In a decade, urban dwellers will have to wear gas masks to survive air pollution… by 1985 air pollution will have reduced the amount of sunlight reaching earth by one half.” — Life magazine
    “At the present rate of nitrogen buildup, it’s only a matter of time before light will be filtered out of the atmosphere and none of our land will be usable.” — Ecologist Kenneth Watt
    “Air pollution…is certainly going to take hundreds of thousands of lives in the next few years alone.” — Paul Ehrlich
    “By the year 2000, if present trends continue, we will be using up crude oil at such a rate… that there won’t be any more crude oil. You’ll drive up to the pump and say, ‘Fill ‘er up, buddy,’ and he’ll say, ‘I am very sorry, there isn’t any.'” — Ecologist Kenneth Watt
    “[One] theory assumes that the earth’s cloud cover will continue to thicken as more dust, fumes, and water vapor are belched into the atmosphere by industrial smokestacks and jet planes. Screened from the sun’s heat, the planet will cool, the water vapor will fall and freeze, and a new Ice Age will be born.” — Newsweek magazine
    “The world has been chilling sharply for about twenty years. If present trends continue, the world will be about four degrees colder for the global mean temperature in 1990, but eleven degrees colder in the year 2000. This is about twice what it would take to put us into an ice age.” — Kenneth Watt
    Quotes from “Earth Day, Then and Now,” by Ronald Bailey, May 1, 2000.
    Follow Jon on Twitter at @ExJon.

    TAGS environmentalism, Earth Day, climate change

  3. Octopus says:

    Because Chunky loves Science sexually! 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    Gus had a wild ride last night, in which he once again did battle with the same fringe-Left his Master supports unequivocally, and which he tends to support himself most of the time. Started tweeting stuff like this:

    Then he got his good buzz going, and the one-word tweeps began, and only stopped an hour ago. How is he going to get up for work this morning?! 😆

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      That’s where your side’s going with this, Gus-Gus. You are correct.

      Now: What does that tell you about them?

      • rightymouse says:

        It was late/early in the morning. The fog of dope & booze had worn off. And the cat was in his face telling him to get an effing job.

  5. Octopus says:

    Yup. You’re an idiot, Fatass. 😆

    Personally, I find the whole Williamson hiring-and-firing by the laughable Atlantic hilarious and totally predictable. The Left only wants docile, controllable pseudo-conservatives in their reading material, like David Brooks. Williamson says provocative things, for effect, and snowflakes melt by the thousands.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      The people outraged by Williamson’s remarks must also think that Ronald Reagan bombed the USSR and that Barack Obama visited 57 states with more to go.

      They must also be horrified at the number of arrests made among Leftists on Twitter for wishing death on millions of their fellow Americans in one group or another (Christians, white males, gun owners, women that vote Republican, etc).

      Or, and this is just spitballing on my part, this is just another fake outrage in the name of purity and uniformity of the Leftist “message”.

  6. Octopus says:

    The hillbilly-silly raving about impeaching Trump continues apace, but it’s falling flat. Keep wasting those millions!

  7. Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

    Chunky’s on standby in case NASA needs a shiny green button on their website.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Someone called “Rohan Gandhi” ‘liked’ over 20 of my comments here & I got hit with the spammy ‘like’ notifications in email from DoDaedalus. Did anyone else get spammed by this dude?

  9. rightymouse says:

    I totally agree. Dems losing elections is an awesome thing, especially when they lose because they get caught up in their own BS.

  10. Dezez157 says:

    Hold on to your hats folks, liberal morons are about to compare using a cell phone to using a private server and deleting 33K Emails.

  11. Octopus says:

    It’s all so clear now.

  12. Bunk X says:

  13. Octopus says:

    “It’s Fun to Watch The Liberals’ and Never Trumpers’ Coup Dreams Die”

    Chunky breathlessly (he’s really out of shape) posting “This time he’s done!” gibberish every other day has been a magical font of schadenfreude filling our glasses for the past two years. Keep going, Fatass…I know you will.

    “Sweat sweat sweat.” 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    “Kid, we’re very brave men interrogating a law-abiding student who dared to support the Second Amendment on Twitter, triggering lots of snowflakes. We need to question you now, because we’ll be ducking for cover at the first hint of a real shooting incident at this institution.”

  15. Octopus says:

    James Woods is probably our greatest Twitter-practitioner, and he was on fire yesterday. How long before the Twitter-fascists kick him off the platform?

    • Bunk X says:

      If James Woods is the greatest, Nick Searcy is a close second.

      • rightymouse says:

        Agreed. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Searcy is great. So is Ben Shapiro, even though he’s still wobbly on Trump.

        • Bunk X says:

          Ben Shapiro was a NeverTrumper since before the primaries, never got the message, and he’s still a jerk. Gimme Mark Levin. At least Levin is honest and knows what he’s talking about. Shapiro is an ignorant punk.

          • Octopus says:

            Too harsh, imho. He gets in some good zingers, and he means well. Plus, the Left is terrified of him, to the point where he’s on the list of people who must be banned from speaking on college campuses. Must be doing something right.

            I love Trump, but I can understand some people’s reluctance to embrace him as a person.

          • Bunk X says:

            Shapiro is an asshole.

  16. Octopus says:

    Please let Ms. Harris run for President in 2020! 😆

  17. Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

    This is cool and fun

  18. Octopus says:

    Loved this band!

  19. Octopus says:

    This “witty satire” showed up in the swamp recently. Ooh, it’s biting! So many zingers. 😆

    Not Content With Global Warming, Don “The John” Trump Shifts Us Into Nuclear Winter!
    Just hear those sleigh bells ringling, ting-ting-tingling, too!
    By Samuel Vargorss
    HUMOR • 1 week ago • Views: 2,112

    Big bad militia man

    Well, fellow Little Green Footballers, he’s finally blown the cork.

    Off the entire world, that is. Not only wasn’t he content that America is a great country, he had to make it even greater.

    With nuclear winter, that is.

    Yep, I’m freezing. And I don’t live on or near either the South Pole nor the North Pole. Truthfully, I live closer to the equator (where it’s always hot, hot, hot), much more firey than either of these extremities.

    I was complaining to some people I know the other day and they said I had no right to talk ill of America’s one and only dictator in such a fashion,

    “He’s going to be the greatest President in history,” one of my fellow largemouths told me, in a scolding fashion.

    “The president that started using nuclear warheads on a whim, sending them all over the place, he is going to be the greatest President? The President who poked a sleeping lion with a sharp stick, and I’m talking in a round-about way about Kim Jon in [or on or ill or nill], who fired off a fusillade of nuclear warheads? He’s a great leader?” I asked with a snarky snear.

    “Damn right. They ought’ta ship all you hillbillies from Ohio to Arkansas to work free on those giant poultry farms. Maybe then you’ll learn to mind your manners,” he snapped.

    “Arkansas, where is that?” another clean-shaven relic said from over in the corner. We were drinking coffee and chewing and smoking tobacco in Uncle Veto-Dam Island’s downtown area, right off the beaten track of big city urban and some glitzy burgs.

    “Arkansas is in the Pacific Rim – somewhere between Yugoslavia and The Creek Naton. It’s filled with chickens and folks who don’t give much of a hoot ‘bout nuttin’,” the leader of this weirdo political action group snarled.

    “So what you’re telling us is that Arkansas has left The Union?”

    “We never was and never will be in your stinking Union. We is Confederates, white, black and blue and true, true, true,” the leader snarled.

    The man was now staring me down with a pair of cheap, dolar store binoculars. He was gritting hia teeth and growling prolifically.

    “I tell you one thing , Sonny Boy. If I was you, I’d leave this redneck joint and become a permanet fixture at an alternative school for predacious, sinister, mixed-up kids.”

    “Been there, done that, got a wardrobe-load of teeshirts about all you just mentioned, cowboy,” I said menacingly.

    Our little backroom argument had gone from beng pitiful and ridiculous to even more so.

    The Discovery Channel should be informed of all that racket, It looked like the opening scene of a “Friends and Farmers” one-hour snippet off ID Discovery. Anyhow, it looked like the first scene of a special on a small-town murder one mile north of the Mason-Dixon Line.

    “Ain’t no way you’s firing any ‘a my shotguns, you pinko, Communist, lounge lizard!”

    “After carrying an M-16 around for two years in U.S. Army ROTC, I doubt if one of your shotguns is going to give me orgasmic bliss,” I hissed at the old codger.

    “Yep, I was Army, too. Vietnam. Second Raccoon Divison, One Thousanth and First Square Bones. Ever hear of us? We were some bad assed dudes.”

    “Second Raccoon Division? Are you sure you’re not talkng about the Navy or the Air Force?”

    “No I was Army, Tonto, and doncha ever let me hear you squawk that I wasn’t,” he snapped.

    Writer’s Note -Actually, the meeting minutes displayed above are the Sons of the Civil War Bandits and Bums Group, We declared a secret “double the trouble” meet and greet was needed to decide whether or not our little militia group should attack and seize an animal shelter on our city’s north side that had taken in a bunch of cats and dogs that are Indigenous to Russia. South Vietnam and Ireland. By the way, a big photo credit goes out to WordForge for the compelling art. What are those strange dogs and cats going to do when the see this Raccoon Division flyswatter?

  20. Octopus says:

    How will they manage to shut this girl up? 😆

  21. Octopus says:

    Borrowed the following from a blog I won’t promote due to its leanings toward misogyny and rank racist memes. This reader’s comment nailed the mindset of Dear Fatass perfectly, though. We’ve noticed for years that he is all about the psychological projection.

    The unbending reality of leftoid psychological projection,

    This entire post [leftoid envy post] can be condensed into a single, eternal truism.

    Whatever a liberal/progressive says, they mean the opposite. Period.

    There are only fifty-eight bazillion examples.

    “Trump colluded with Russians”
    Translation: “Hilary colluded with Russians”.

    “The alt-right are fascists”.
    Translation: “We are fascists”.

    “Trump isn’t mentally healthy enough to be President”.
    Translation: “Hilary’s seizure disorder, Parkinson’s disease, alcoholism, and inability to competently handle classified material makes her unfit for the Presidency”.

    “Trump is a vulgar pussy-grabber”.
    Translation: ” Al Franken, Harvey Weinstein,and Bill Clinton are vulgar pussy grabbers”.

    And….ad infinitum.

    We can pity our liberal friends, neighbors, and co-workers. That level of prevarication and cognitive dissonance must take a terrible psychological toll.

    But just because we pity them doesn’t mean we can’t crush them, mercilessly, under our boots.

  22. Octopus says:

    It’s hard out here for a pimp, man. The D can stand for Denver, too. I feel ya, Skip.

  23. Dezez157 says:

    I just can’t even.

  24. Bunk X says:

    Interesting. Post a bunch of embarrassing stuff on a blog, delete the blog, then claim The Way Back Machine added/deleted recorded entries…

    There’s Charles’ next argument when the topic of [whatever he deleted] comes up again.

  25. Octopus says:

    The thing is, Fatass, you’ve been an incel for decades. The meteor you’re ready for has already buried itself deep in the boggy swamp, after an all-too-brief but quite spectacular blaze through the stratosphere. It was your career, and any last hope of fuckability. 😦

  26. Dezez157 says:

    The hits keep coming.

  27. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      I still can’t believe this one made it past the SNL Thought Police.

      • rightymouse says:

        Very interesting! Was SNL oblivious to how self-aware this was for Proggies?

        • Octopus says:

          It’s completely out of character for their writers and producers. I think they had a moment of shocking lucidity, as Skipper Gus experiences on occasion, and they found themselves with a comic premise too blazingly true to be ignored. Perhaps there’s a closet conservative or two hanging around, planting nutty ideas.

    • Octopus says:

      That sure is one white mofo selling the authentic Korean foodage, though.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      “her humorous self-help book, “Seducing Men Is Like Hunting Cows.””

      She may be the smartest woman in the world.

  28. Octopus says:

    What does the Skipper eat for breakfast?

    Captain Crunch. 😆

  29. rightymouse says:

    I am proud to say that NONE of my boys would be caught dead in footie pajamas.

    **Pic stolen from Instapundit.

  30. rightymouse says:

    Fatso is going to have heart failure over this. Climate change isn’t as bad on the planet as they’ve thought. Duh.

  31. Octopus says:

    Kanye got off the opioids, and discovered a deep love for our fine brash President. The Left is apoplectic, to say nothing of unhinged and drooling. There may not be enough popcorn. 😆

    Another very hip rapper takes Kanye’s side, and speaks blasphemy. More heads exploding out there than we’ve seen since Nov. ’16. Yeah, baby!

    Meanwhile, Kim’s Giant Ass is peevish and muttering about this latest Yeezus kerfuffle. Stay tuned!

  32. Dezez157 says:

    This is what a fat imbecile calls journalism.

  33. Octopus says:

    He may be an asshole, but he has some redeeming qualities. Like reporting on his own activities, on his own blogsite — that’s smart thinkin’, and very efficient. I see a future in politics for this lad. 😉

  34. Octopus says:

    Why did it take so long? 🙂

  35. Octopus says:

    And remember, folks. This is the doctor who praised Trump’s physical fitness in that last public checkup.
    12 hours ago

    This Ronnie Jackson story? Bugfuck nuts. Spectacular Trump trainwreck of the day. Developing…
    12 hours ago

    Hey, Shit-for-brains…Jackson was Obama’s favorite doctor in the whole wide world. 😆

    Bugfuck Nuts, indeed you are.

  36. Minnow says:

    Hasn’t the world heard just about enough out of that fat, ugly dike Joy Reid?


  37. Minnow says:

    Bill who?

    • rightymouse says:

      I used to listen to his comedy records & watched the Cosby Show reruns on TV. LOVED him! What happened? Was he just a mirage? ;shock:

      • Minnow says:

        I grew up with him too and thought he was funny, but I started losing respect for the guy during the Cosby Show. I thought his arrogance showed through a lot…..

        • rightymouse says:

          I had respect for his ability to hold the cast together year after year. As for the allegations, the one problem I had with wanting so much to believe he was innocent was the common thread of him offering pills to them that apparently made them immobile & the assault claims. They didn’t have to take the pills of course, but it was still sleazy on his part. Am sick about this. 😦

          • Octopus says:

            He was America’s Dad, and possibly the most popular comedian of all-time. He preached sanity and self-reliance to black people, instead of endorsing the Culture of Victimization. In his great comic sets, he spoke of universal truths to all people, color be damned. He never relied on blue humor, which I’m not against, but all comics agree it’s harder to be funny and stay funny while working clean.

            All that said, I’ve heard the women tell their stories, both in print and on a couple of long documentary-style shows. There’s a stunning similarity in Cosby’s methods, with minor differences required by different circumstances. I have zero doubts he’s guilty as charged, in all or almost all of these cases. He had enablers, too, including his wife Camille, who would sometimes show up for the meeting/dinner and then melt away when it was drugging/raping time. The whole thing is monstrous, worse than Weinstein, but in the same vein obviously. Weinstein had Oprah pimping for him, but I digress. That disgusting skank.

          • rightymouse says:

            It’s so sad. He didn’t have to do this. And women didn’t have to take the pills he offered either.

      • Bunk X says:

        The title of this classic album takes on a new meaning.

        • Octopus says:

          We had that one, and played it to death. And several other of his albums. He was beloved by millions. Now he’s this.

  38. Octopus says:

    You keep saying that, Fatass. And yet, he keeps on winning, while you’re begging hobos for spare change. Now who is really unhinged?

  39. ISTE says:

    When you play fight with a four pound cat and you weigh 200 pounds then admit defeat gracefully.

  40. Dezez157 says:

    Kim Jogn Un Crosses into the South, And suspends N.Koreas nuke program.
    Chuck is silent on every major issue on the planet, gets his news from lame late-night quasi comedians and his claim to fame is to be the most obtuse hate filled creep on Twitter.
    He is so invested in hate that nothing else flashes on his radar.

    • Minnow says:

      Charles, to answer your question… NO, no one else does think Donald Trump is dangerously unhinged. It is YOU who is totally unhinged and no one else. For this reason, you cannot understand the stupidity and insanity of the spew you spread.

      And, remember, you are not the leader of the United States. And, you are not the leader of anything – nor could you ever be. And therein lies the sage advice I offer to you. You are a nobody, worth nothing. Please start acting like it, and keep your fool mouth shut.

      And, have a nice day Barry.

      • Octopus says:

        P.S. Mix in a salad. Have a piece of fruit. You’re dangerously fat, and they’re going to have to unhinge the door to drag your carcass out of the bunker.

        • Dezez157 says:

          Chuck might go for a salad, he would add 4 sticks of butter, a loaf of toast, and a bag of Cheetos, but still…..

  41. Bunk X says:

  42. Octopus says:

    Good for you, Skip. Good for you.

  43. Octopus says:

    They’re going to come for you, Candace. Be strong.

  44. Octopus says:

  45. Dezez157 says:

    I suppose running a hate-site and cranking out a dozen or so Tweets a day about how much you hate Trump can take a toll on a fat butter eating troll like Chuck.
    But surely after wrestling his bloated form from his broken down futon he still has some energy left to kiss Joy’s ample ass, after all, he sure found time to beg her to pimp his pathetic blog.
    Whats a matter Chuck? scared?

  46. Octopus says:

    I’m a fan now. Kanye and me. 😆

  47. Octopus says:


    Oh, wait…”Trump’s being tricked.” Yes, that’s the narrative. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      For the record, I doubt the Fat Kid will give up his nukes. But it looks like he’s open to rapprochement with South Korea, and he might have gotten a shove in that direction from Ma China. Not to mention, Trump’s tough love strategy. Never mention that Trump going to North Korea is anything but dangerous and unhinged! 😆

  48. Octopus says:

    You left out “dangerously unhinged,” Chunky. WTF? Tell the whole truth, as you and your late night laff-riots see it. 😆

    When I heard Pompeo was ratified, all I could think of was this:

    Y’all see what I did there? I lava good joke in the morning. 🙂

    • Dezez157 says:

      If Trump appointed Obama, Chuck would rake Obama over the coals.

      • Octopus says:

        I would rake Trump over the coals if he offered Obama any job at all. I never want to see him again, except maybe in a reference book under “Empty-Suit Failures.”

        • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

          I’d make Oblahblah Director of the FBI.

        • Dezez157 says:

          I don’t want Obama around either. 😉

        • Dezez157 says:

          No body wants an Obama appointment, especially Trump, my point is simple, Chucks deep seated neurosis dictates to him to hate anything and everything Trump does.

          • rightymouse says:

            He’s a typical lib gone insane over this past election. They were TOLD Hillary was going to win, DAMMIT. So now they’re all depressed, nasty/mean or suicidal.

          • Bunk X says:

            I think Trump should appoint Obama as Opposition Research Czar, allow him no staff, no authority to do anything, and mandate that he sit in a cubicle writing advisories for the next twenty years.

  49. rightymouse says:

    Give it up Lardman. The Russian thingy is finished.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Yes, the Clintons knew this when they hired her and had Obama let her into the country. It was an attempted set-up, like the recently-proven )(and successful) Clapper-Comey-CNN fake dossier set-up that allowed CNN to “break” the story as a Trump briefing and completely avoid vetting the phony dossier (which they had been sitting on, because even CNN will only stoop so low).

      Clapper had Comey go “brief” Trump, and that was enough to get CNN on board.

      Are you behind on all this, Stalker Charles?

    • ISTE says:


      Any American citizen who discovers something from a foreign national that could be against the best interests of the United States of America had BETTER become a ( Whatever the US equivalent of the Kremlin is. Capitol building? White House? ) informant pretty damn quick!

      So basically we are all informants, or informants in waiting if we have any loyalty to our country.

      And yeah, if any of you lot say anything nasty about the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland (To give my country its full name) I am telling the Queen!!!!!!!

      • rightymouse says:

        I would never say anything bad about England or Ireland (ok maybe a little snark about Ireland) because I love Marmite, scones and Marmalade too much!

        • Octopus says:

          As an Irish-American descended from Connacht Irish who had to flee two famines, a hundred years or so apart, while being hammered by English Protestant overlords…I’m glad we got the fuck out of there! 🙂

  50. rightymouse says:

    Pebble has another major meltdown. 😆

  51. rightymouse says:

    Hey! Fatso! Watch this so MAYBE you’ll understand why Trump won over every Republican running in the Primary & No Personality Shrillary!

  52. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s support for Joy Reid keeps his insane Streak alive and kicking up rooster-tails. You go, Fatass! 😆

  53. Octopus says:

    The Streak burns along fiercely, as it’s obvious to everyone except Fatass that the GOP hasn’t given Trump the kind of support they’d offer a good old oil-bidness crony, in exchange for a, well, well or three. 😆

  54. Octopus says:

    Well, well, well.

  55. ISTE says:

    And there you have it.

    The Irish are great at building roads, railways and being New York cops.

    As history proves it they are fucking useless at growing potatoes.

    • rightymouse says:

      They know how to make great sweaters too.

      But I must confess that the most depressing book I ever read was “Angela’s Ashes”.

    • poteen2 says:

      Don’t forget seafarers. Thanks to the fine leadership of Lord Cromwell and a small problem with potato fungi the Irish became great seafarers and spread throughout the world.
      The pilot on Columbus’ boat was an Irishman or that silly Italian would still be lost.
      Every ethnicity has (or will have) a little Irish in them.
      Ethnic penetration. Yeah. Add that to the list

      • rightymouse says:

        Forgot about them! Some ancestors apparently came from Ireland to Canada way back when. First one here was a sea captain.

  56. Dezez157 says:

    Redstate must have pissed in Chucks cheese puffs.

  57. Octopus says:

    Listening to the country station a lot these days – hey, Kid Rock has a hit song over there! I like it. He’s a good man.

  58. Pakimon says:

    Time for a Saturday morning musical interlude. 😀

  59. Octopus says:

    After seeing this story, I’m thinking about getting a Detroit Lions jersey tattooed on my torso, after they win the Super Bowl. My experience tells me I’m pretty safe, but the Lions have gone out and remedied their formerly-putrid running game, along with providing more protection for the beleaguered-but-wealthy Matt Stafford. Maybe I’ll test the waters with a t-shirt?

  60. Octopus says:

    Um, no.

    • rightymouse says:

      I could say something about anus sausage, but I won’t.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      It’s doubly funny because, of course they meant Angus Beef which I happen to know is a bunch of horseshit in that it’s nothing special and just a marketing ploy. Angus? Really? It’s not Kobi beef. And secondly anus beef would probably be just fine as long as it was cleaned properly. I watch Andrew Zimmern’s show and he tastes a lot of types of innards and as long as they’re cleaned well they can be quite tasty. When I was a kid my mom would fix beef tongue (another gross sounding cut). It was AWSOME! I keep meaning to get some and try it again. And remember looking forward to it and really loved it. I guess we’re the last of the kids who’s parents were from the Depression. Nothing should ever go to waste. 🙂

  61. Octopus says:

    One of the great stories of WWII. The movie “Windtalkers” didn’t do the story justice, though it isn’t nearly as bad as some pc-woke critics said. Read this book, if you want a better understanding of the whole thing:

  62. Octopus says:

    Looking forward to another good trip across the country this July. 🙂

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      One of my favs, this tune. I didn’t know there was this version before the Cash version. I should be better schooled in my C&W. My grandfather was in a Bluegrass duo (the Wells Brothers) with his brother who played banjo and bass. They cut a 45 which I’ll put online some day.

      • Octopus says:

        Looking forward to hearing that!

        My Irish grandfather back in Buffalo played trumpet in a jazz band in the Roaring Twenties. I would kill to have a video of him playing. My grandmother was a flapper girl — she could be in there, too. 🙂

  63. Octopus says:

    How bad was Michelle Wolf? Even journalists were dismayed. Even. Journalists. 😯

    But Chunky was enthralled!

    Oooooooohhhh!! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Michelle should be ashamed of herself for behaving like such a vile juvenile. She wasn’t funny.

    • Minnow says:

      I was able to withstand about two minutes of her filth and then I had to turn it off. It is quite sad to think about some of the comedic geniuses we grew up with (choose from dozens) and how, these days, the so-called comedians are the furthest thing from funny. They aren’t funny. They aren’t intelligent. They are crass and stupid and, worse yet, there are people who believe this IS humor.

      Michelle Wolf was obscene because she had nothing else to offer. Ha. Ha.

      Yeah, Charles…. how very clever of you… “she hit the target dead fucking center”. I will translate that for you…. “she totally bombed” and anyone with a minimum of two firing synapses knew that immediately.

      • Dezez157 says:

        Jokes about another woman’s looks, tampons and dicks, yeah everyone was rolling in the isles, If she had tossed in a few booger eating jokes, Chucky would have died laughing.
        She wasn’t funny, she was crass and vile, a very large percentage of Americans already hate and have zero trust for the media and this just made it worse.
        Her crude bathroom jokes never made it past infantile or sadistic.
        So grab her skirt Chuck, It might be near impossible to drag her crude nasty ass any lower, but if any loser on the planet can do it, it’s you.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I watched almost all of it. She came off like Debbie Wasserman Schultz meets…..Oh wait she came off like Debbie Wasserman Shultz. Were there like two jokes in there? I chuckled at one but can’t remember which one it was. A lot of people are wondering why did Sarah Huckabee Sanders and KellyAnne Conway sit there and take the vicious insults. I think it’s clear they were showing they are tough women taking the bullets for their beloved boss. And they will have the ultimate zinger when asked what they thought of it: “Who is Marie Wolf?” Yes I know her name is Michelle Wolf. Seriously I never heard of her before. She has a bright future of no one watching her on Comedy Central for the next decade.

      Also shows the lefturds didn’t have the guts to have Kathy Griffin. Because Anderson Cooper or something. Remember this? This all represents the left media and their Hollyweirdo whores. Although the media might be the real whores.

  64. Octopus says:

    How horrible would it be, if this screeching harridan was President? 😯

  65. Octopus says:

    Sidebar owned in two shifts. This is a record of dubious merit. 😆

  66. rightymouse says:

    We need a new thread. My ‘puter is choking. 😦

    • KGB says:

      Nice steady snow this morning. Not sticking, but continuously falling. The expected high for this date should be 61. I saw on one of the local news channels that this April will wind up ranking as maybe the 6th or 7th coldest on record, and the ones that were colder were mostly from 100+ years ago.

      • rightymouse says:

        It was spitting snow this morning. 😯
        Sun’s out now.

        • Octopus says:

          It’s cold and snowing because of…you guessed her, TEH WARMENING!!1!

          I had to snap off the Weather Channel this morning, when one of their idiots tried to make this argument. I mean…dude. Get a clue! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Write one up and post it.

  67. Octopus says:

    What if this was your wife? 😯

    • ISTE says:

      That makeup must have taken hours to apply.

      A skillful work of art.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s tattooed on her eyelids, according to the story. Permanent watchfulness.

        • Bunk X says:

          Penn Gillette wrote about practicing staring, so that when he was on a long flight, he’d warn the passenger in the next seat that he slept with his eyes open, and not to be alarmed by it. About the time that the adjacent passenger was totally creeped out, he’d “wake up” and pretend nothing had happened.

  68. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Don’t worry I will KILL THIS THREAD. I have a special talent!

    Speaking of Griffins (not the repulsive Kathy Griffin): Feel good story of the day:

    The guy made the NFL with one hand!

    • Octopus says:

      I have never seen this guy play, but everyone says he’s an incredible talent. I would never have believed you could play defense in the NFL with one hand, but if he was the best college defender of last year, I see no reason why he can’t play at the next level. Looking forward to seeing him. Great story, him getting to play with his twin brother. 🙂

      I think he should be allowed to wear a robotic prosthetic with “Kung Fu Grip.” But not a pirate hook.

  69. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Turns out Kathy Griffin was there in spirit.

    “Please point us to the tweets where you said something like this about the President of the United States when he was attacking people at rallies and his supporters were laughing…IT WAS A ROAST,” she tweeted in response to Politico’s Jake Sherman who said “Being mean isn’t funny.”

    Please point us to the tweets where you said something like this about the President of the United States when he was attacking people at rallies and his supporters were laughing…


    — Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) April 29, 2018

  70. rightymouse says:

    The difference is that derogatory comments about Hillary would NEVER have happened at the WHCD. So your comment is a fail.

  71. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I had to take a call from my daughter just now who’s studying in Germany and has fallen for a Mexican guy who’s a fellow student :). LOL! They’re talking about what if their families met. She said he said his family would act embarrassingly to try and impress her with bad English. I reminded her we are complete idiots and actually only know bad English. And my wife (as is the habit of her family on numerous European vacations) would speak embarrassingly idiotic pigeon Spanish to try and impress him (despite not knowing Spanish). And maybe talk loudly as if that would help.

  72. ISTE says:

    I wish this race shit would get sorted out.

    Background, many years ago in a land far, far away was once in a supermarket checkout line in a very white country.

    A small child belonging to the mother in front of me was trying to talk to me. This was 25-30 years ago and already it was not appropriate for men to talk to children.

    I ignored the child, The mother spun around and yelled at me “YOU NEVER IGNORE A CHILD!!! ”

    My partner at that that time was next to me and she agreed with the mother and.yelled at me ” If a child talks to you then you reply to them! Do not ignore them like you just did!”

    I got it then… A small child smiles at you in the checkout lane then I smile back.

    Point of this post?

    Today I was at the grocery store. They only had one of those divider things at the checkout. The family behind me had several small children. They were using there arms to divide my groceries from theirs.

    When I got to the front the one and only divider thingy was available.

    I picked it up and instead of putting it at the end of my groceries I handed it to the 6 to 7 year old that was using his arm.

    Gave it to him and said “here you go buddy!”

    The look in his eyes will haunt me forever.

    Pure hatred…..

    This shit has to stop.

    A 7 year old programmed to hate white Americans? I am not fucking American!

  73. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    So according to Fake News CNN Michelle Wolf nailed it and Donald Trump lost Bigley even though people weren’t laughing and even starting to boo. That’s when you really KILLED!!

    It’s like when an old cruise ship comedian named Len Guini (yah he took that name cuz the cruise ship owners were Italian) used to say “I don’t mind when they get up and leave, it’s when they START COMING AT ME!!!

  74. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    LOL!! This Wolf chick is thrown under the bus promptly by the pathetic Drive-by MSM press. The left are clearly on the run now and pretending they aren’t heartless and perennially mean-spirited themselves. In so doing ditching this bitch Wolf! When it starts hitting the bottom line as it clearly is with Trump winning everything they start with the back peddling. Don’t believe it. They’re as hateful as Chunk Johnson, just not as dumb.

  75. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Heh. Rob Schneider tells the truth that SNL is rabidly left-wing, particularly with the pathetic and sad Alec Baldwin feature hit “skits” as Trump. Which are clearly nothing but hate-filled vitriol and have nothing to do with humor. And is there any doubt that Baldwin has already called every mogul and director in Hollyweird town in an attempt to black ball Schneider for speaking his mind?? Because that’s just the way that hateful fucker rolls. Not sure why everyone wants to be on this dick’s Death Star so bad.

    Here’s one Google apparently hasn’t pulled down yet. I’ve seen him threaten a female reporter and grab her mic. Somehow that’s mysteriously disapeared from the interwebs.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      And if your nearly child bride half your age has your child no one’s ever allowed to take a picture of you or them or you get to beat them up!

  76. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Because guns are bad. Unless they make you a ton of money in a movie. Then they’re GREAT!!!!

  77. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Chunky defended Joy. Because he totally understands not remembering why you said things and being brainwashed by others into saying things. Who are very bad even though you’re totally good. Even if you called your enemy a faggot.

  78. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I can’t believe it took them 43 years to kill that thing. We get these gigantic wolf spiders here in my basement. They don’t even spin webs. They’re so big they’re straight on predators. I drop a large book on them.

    • Octopus says:

      We used to have wolf spiders, and other spiders, until we began encouraging the house centipedes. By “encourage,” I mean not screaming and killing the leggedy critters. A couple of centipedes keep the house almost entirely free of spiders, including the basement. They don’t multiply out of control like spiders, because they also eat each other. It’s a great system. 🙂

  79. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Finally they’ve found the collusion link. I actually watched this fight last night. Fedor was awesome. Anyway so this proves collusion. Because…..

  80. Minnow says:

    Can anyone with a Twitter account tell me if “Mr. Losing Streak” has removed the tweets he had made proclaiming how Michelle Wolf was “killing” it last night?

    Certainly, Chuck, the Idiot doesn’t want the world knowing he is THAT CLUELESS, does he?


  81. Octopus says:

    I’m really glad Steve-o has gotten his life together, since the wild and crazy “Jackass” days. Loved this story!

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      I’m glad he’s moved on from being kicked or punched in the nuts.

  82. Briareus says:

    New thread coming up.

  83. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Am I good or what!!!! 🙂

  84. Bunk X says:

    • Pakimon says:

      If that dickhead did that to my kid, I’d punch his lights out.

      Who the f**k tries to feed a 4 year old “red pepper couscous salad” anyway?

      Oh… wait a minute.

      Godfrey Elfwick is that guy who trolls and parodies SJW snowflakes on Twitter.

      Never mind. 😀