The Ignorance Level Of Charles Johnson Is Now At 11.

Wow. I never thought that the volume of the absurd and deliberate ignorance of Charles F. Johnson could surpass 11, but it just did.

Comey played a “MAJOR” role in getting Hillary Clinton exonerated from verified corruption charges, and exposed the FBI as a political puppet. Comey did more damage to the credibility of the FBI than anyone in modern history, yet, according to Charles Johnson, Comey enabled the election of Donald J. Trump, despite the fact that he did everything in his power to prevent it.

Charles, you’re a mess.

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268 Comments on “The Ignorance Level Of Charles Johnson Is Now At 11.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Chunky does death-defying leaps of logic to impress the ladies. 😆

    As I said a couple of days ago, the Left rushing out to buy Comey’s book and praising/quoting it all over the place is sweet, sweet irony.

    • Octopus says:

      Btw, Gorebull Warmening Zealots — it’s going to snow this evening in southeastern Michigan. It’s April 16. There’s already some snow laying around from the weekend, which was a freezing wet nightmare. April flurries bring May furries — we’re all going to start wearing plush onesies all the time, to stay semi-warm. And we will have sex in them, and post pics online. That’s what you get.

    • Bunk X says:

      I learnt a new word today I did.

  2. Octopus says:

    From the always interesting blog of David Thompson, an article that should get Dear Fatass rolling around in glee. He’s worked hard stuffing it in — give the big porker his due.

    ———————————————————
    April 15, 2018
    Big Ambitions
    For those who missed it in the comments:

    While fat activism has disrupted many dominant discourses that causally contribute to negative judgments about fat bodies, it has not yet penetrated the realm of competitive bodybuilding.

    Savour that sentence. Let it roll around your mind.

    According to its author, Richard Baldwin, fat bodybuilding should be a thing that exists. Specifically, “a fat-inclusive politicised performance… embedded within bodybuilding,” in which the “assumptions” and standards of the sport would be “destabilised,” with the result that “everyone” can be “taken seriously,” regardless of their girth and athleticism. Competitors, we’re told, would “showcase fat through poses… that display fat in a body-positive way,” while wearing whatever commodious garments are deemed to enhance the, um, aesthetics of their gyrations. And hey, showcasing fat is what sport’s all about.

    It takes time to make a fat body. It takes even more time to make a politicised fat body. This is precisely the message fat bodybuilding should convey: the fat body is a body built by time and work and deserves to be respected.

    These are the dizzy heights of Fat Studies scholarship.

    Unlike Mr Baldwin, I make no claim to being “dedicated to fighting oppression and promoting social justice,” but actually, it occurs to me that a fat body, by which the author seems to mean an ostentatiously obese one, is quite easy to arrive at, as it generally involves the abandonment of self-denial, succumbing to temptation by default, and a tendency to shun any avoidable exertion. Basically, torpidity and a lack of care. A point somewhat underlined by the unremarkable fact that the number of fat people exceeds by orders of magnitude the number of bodybuilders.

    Via Darleen.

    Posted at 11:56 in Academia, Anthropology, Sports, The Politics of Buttocks | Permalink

  3. rightymouse says:

    Retweeted by Gussy.

  4. rightymouse says:

    Comey’s wife wanted Hillary to win very badly. First woman President! So much awesomeness!

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/james-comey-wife-devastated-hillary-clinton-lost-article-1.3936330

  5. Octopus says:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/CNN/status/985710470601564163

    What we all know is that the Fake News turds took pics early in the morning of Trump’s inauguration, and tried to pass them off as peak attendance. Of course Fatass fell for it. The Streak and all. 😆

  6. rightymouse says:

    So what?

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky thinks this is PROOF OF SOMETHING!!1! 😆

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      All the loons think this is something.

      I just can’t figure out what they think it is. But this time, they finally got Trump! And Hannity! And Assange! And the man who shot Liberty Valance! And the guy that put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong.

      • Octopus says:

        I heard today that a Democrat called for the firing of Hannity today, saying, “We can never trust this man’s word again.” 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Who pays LGF?

  7. Octopus says:

    The Skip knows whereof he speaks, in this regard. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      He was a fine man and a fine actor, who ended up blackballed by the shits in Hollywood for his conservative beliefs. RIP.

      • Bunk X says:

        I’m not aware of any blackballing. He had more roles than I realized, both before FMJ and after.

        • Octopus says:

          It was the last five years or so, since the Left went completely batshit trying to enforce ideological purity.

          http://www.indiewire.com/2018/04/r-lee-ermey-conservative-politics-1201953449/

          “I’ve had a very fruitful career. I’ve done over 70 feature films,” he said to FOX411 in July of 2016. “I’ve done over 200 episodes of [‘GunnyTime’]… and then [Hollywood] found out that I’m a Conservative.” Ermey died yesterday at age 74 due to complications from pneumonia.

          “I’m an Independent, but I said something bad about the president. I had something unsavory to say about the president’s administration, and even though I did vote for him the first time around, I was blackballed.” Ermey attributed this in part to the fact that he was an NRA board member.

  8. Octopus says:

    Now, what kind of sick animal would go and block thousands of his followers? Makes no damn sense, no kind of way. 😆

    Going to block 2,000 of his recent followers. Fuck it.
    18 minutes ago
    I see that asshole John Cole of Balloon Juice even retweeted one of his tweets about me. And I was following him.
    21 minutes ago
    If you follow Krang T. Nelson go fuck yourself.
    24 minutes ago
    316 of y’all follow this asshole. I’m sure you’re all really “liberal” and “progressive” and all woke and shit. I’m… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
    33 minutes ago

    • Bunk X says:

      IIRC, Gusano created the first PreBan list and posted it on a Reddit page, linked to it from LGF. Irish Hose, Ass Whistle and others contributed to it.

  9. Octopus says:

    Dump That Sparky-Car Stock Dept:

    165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 04/12 **#3**
    Mr. Hedge – The Sleeping Bag CEO: This A-list CEO talks about sleeping on the factory floor. He believes it represents a form of boasting about his work ethic, and devotion to his company. The reality is that a megalomaniac has built himself a massive empire, full of lies – and he can feel the foundation buckling underneath him now. Dig beneath the financial people I referred to a couple weeks ago, you will see that almost every other key executive has fled his company in recent months. His head of sales. Many key leaders in technology and manufacturing. The sleeping bag story is a desperate act, by a desperate man. The play is in its final stages. Our CEO can feel the walls closing in on him. See that network interview he did very recently. He clearly appears very uncomfortable, and for very good reasons.

    Elon Musk (Tesla) – https://www.teslarati.com/elon-musk-tesla-model-3-production-delays-canceled-orders/

  10. Octopus says:

    Have to work it into the busy schedule somehow. Not gonna be easy.

  11. Octopus says:

    Scary. 😯

  12. Octopus says:

    Very scary!

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Try you what, Gus-Gus?

      You look to me to be a middle-aged failure. What exactly are you planning to “win”?

      /I do appreciate your sober moments of clarity, though. Keep going. One day at a time!

  13. rightymouse says:

    It’s sneauxing here in NE Ohio. 😯

    • Octopus says:

      We had a morning rush-hour shitshow snow today. Everybody was very late to everything. And cranky!

    • KGB says:

      It’s been snowing like crazy all day in SW NY. My coworker lives a couple miles inland from the lake (I only live a few blocks away) and he said he had 3-4 inches at his place this morning. Since then it’s done nothing but snow. Hard.

      It’s my little one’s birthday tomorrow. My wife joked that it’ll be more like Christmas.

  14. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/04/17/clinton-world-fumes-over-comey-book-tour-hes-now-lying.html

    LOL! Weasel Comey pisses off everyone.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      The butthurt and lies run so deep in these people.

      I cannot believe this was written.

    • Octopus says:

      But Comey insists Trump is “morally unfit” to be president. 😆

      • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

        Hey, I wonder when McCabe will be indicted for doing much worse than anyone else tarred and feathered for political gain so far in this “investigation”?

        I mean, it seems open and shut to me from here. Sounds like the IG should be throwing the book at him.

        That Nick Merrill tweet, tho.

        OMG.

  15. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/04/17/dubai-rulers-daughter-mysteriously-vanishes-after-attempt-to-escape-fathers-clutches-ex-spy-says.html

    Yeah right. It’s a real mystery. He murdered his daughter which is why she can not be found. It’s what these Muslim fuckers do.

  16. Octopus says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/04/10/backpacker-says-was-drugged-raped-on-thailands-death-island.html

    Ladyboys, yes. The more the merrier. Death Island, no. I don’t vacation on Death Island, even if it’s lovelier than this person:

    • KGB says:

      I went to neighboring Ko Pha Ngan a couple times in the late 90’s. It certainly is a lovely part of the world.

      Did I ever tell you about the guy who was living in the same building as me in Seoul in 1996? The entire apartment building was pretty much a dormitory and was populated only by Brits, Yanks, and Canucks who were in the English teaching trade. Anyway, a guy living upstairs took off to do a couple months backpacking in SE Asia. Flew to BGK to spend a couple days on Kao San Road before heading out to the southern islands (or maybe north to Chiang Mai) and on his second or third night in town when someone spiked his drink in order to rob him. Wound up killing him. I guess they put too much of the narcotic in his drink. Poor guy.

      • rightymouse says:

        How awful! I try to encourage people to stay away from red light areas in Thailand unless they are familiar with the areas & understand the language enough to get around.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      That was one of those weird stories that don’t quite add up. The guy’s a French policeman. Perhaps he saw an opportunity to commit a crime he’d seen others do and figured he could get away with it in Thailand. And women are sometimes hard to figure out. How many thousands of white women got hammered and willingly went back to a motel with a black guy. And surprise surprise woke up with no pants on? But I guess this one was sure she’d been drugged and did not go willingly. And how many guys have gone to prison for years for an inexplicable rape lie? Makes me glad I’m homely and no woman would ever come near me in a bar.

  17. Octopus says:

    https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2018/04/17/checkmate-kyle-kashuv-throws-a-big-wrench-in-david-hoggs-new-boycott-campaign/

    Just hilarious. Yeah, I guess all the libturds are logging off of Twitter as we speak. Way to do your research, Master Hogg. 😆

  18. Bunk X says:

  19. Bunk X says:

    Someone somewhere just mentioned Slim Pickens.

  20. Octopus says:

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/374847.php#374847

    This is a great one, from Ace. 😆

  21. Octopus says:

    Danes making fun of Swedish political correctness. 😆

  22. Octopus says:

    Slick Willie outside, at half-mast. 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    This is pretty sweet. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Awwwwwwwwwwwww. 🙂

    • There is very little in this universe that is as awesome as that of a happy, laughing child.

      • Octopus says:

        Very true. And hockey players are the best professional athletes, by and large. Aside from a few ass-douches here and there, they really care about and connect with the fans and their communities. When my sis-in-law was still working down at Children’s Hospital, Steve Yzerman would bring a couple of his teammates down to hang with the kids all the time, with little to no media fanfare.

        Boy, do I miss Yzerman. 😦

        • Bunk X says:

          That can can hold a lot of Molson’s.

        • rightymouse says:

          Why do these guys seem to be missing teeth? 🙄

          • Octopus says:

            Because they ARE missing teeth, thanks to the speeding frozen rubber puck, and lots of elbows and sticks aimed at the face. In the old days, hockey players would have no front teeth at all, or what are sometimes referred to as “summer teeth”….”some are over here, some are over there, hyuk-hyuk.”

  24. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Anyone have a screenshot of the deleted Tweet?

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Let me guess … defending St. Comey of the Alternates? Or praising Colbert as a “journalist”?

      • Octopus says:

        Every single day Chunky tweets out Colbert’s glurge, which is always titled something like, “Colbert DESTROYS Trump’s entire family with one joke.” It’s so lame and idiotic, it makes perfect sense to have the despicable Comey, loathed by both sides, to flog his silly passel of lies. Good work, Fatass. 😆

  25. rightymouse says:

    This is potentially YUUUGE!
    Criminal referrals have been sent by the House to Sessions, Wray & Huber (Utah) for criminal investigations against Comey, Hillary, Loretta Lynch, McCabe, Lisa Page and Peter Strzok.
    HOLY SHIT BATMAN!! 😯
    https://desantis.house.gov/_cache/files/8/0/8002ca75-52fc-4995-b87e-43584da268db/472EBC7D8F55C0F9E830D37CF96376A2.final-criminal-referral.pdf

  26. ISTE says:

    I WANT!!!!!!

    A Snark

  27. Bunk X says:

  28. Octopus says:

    Happy to see we escaped the snow that had been forecast — now there’s a dry, warming trend on the board. Okay, sanity prevails. Your move, Gore. 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    Bet she has awesome night vision. 🙂

  30. Octopus says:

    Dodgeball is a great game that is being killed off by hyper-sensitive poopyheads in American schools. This gal kicks it up a notch. 🙂

    • KGB says:

      Nice! But how come these girls weren’t leaving the floor after getting hit?

      God, I used to love it when I’d get to gym class and the teacher had written “Dodge Ball” on the board. It was a little like Christmas.

      • Bunk X says:

        I was terrible at dodgeball, but I loved it. I couldn’t throw, but I could catch, and it was an immediate out for the hotshots.

  31. Octopus says:

    “And they screw like rabbits.” 😆

    https://www.newyorker.com/culture/photo-booth/where-the-amish-go-on-vacation?mbid=synd_digg

    The Amish (“crazy German zealots”) are a deeply-weird people. Not as simple and wholesome as you’ve been led to believe, as accounts from apostates clearly show.

    • rightymouse says:

      Tsk..tsk..the Amish out near us are wonderful. They are the ones we’ve hired for YEARS to clean the home and work on the property – mowing, etc. Completely trustworthy.

  32. Octopus says:

    “Goes back to work”…the horror! 😆

  33. Octopus says:

    Operetta material. 😆

    “Slap. Slap. Slap.” 😯

    Oh shit. Hell’s Bells.
    2 hours ago
    Oh shit you can’t.
    2 hours ago
    I mate you look like a dummy.
    2 hours ago
    Rock and roll. Is noise pollution.
    2 hours ago
    Slap. Slap. Slap.
    3 hours ago
    Don’t bother trying either.
    3 hours ago
    I never had a beef with Barbara Bush. May she rest in peace.
    3 hours ago
    Yes it will.
    3 hours ago
    Scream!
    3 hours ago
    Ouch!
    3 hours ago

  34. Octopus says:

    Finally got my Ancestry results back, and absolutely no surprises. Everyone’s from Ireland and Great Britain, who emigrated to US beginning in late 1700’s. Plain White Bread! 😆

    I’ve also received a couple of emails from people who want to connect, but I don’t know if I want to start with that. Might require too much effort. 😉

    • KGB says:

      My sister did this a couple months ago and also got in touch with shirt-tail relatives whom we never knew existed. The one thing that was nice is one of them had done a massive amount of geneology on our family and shared that with us. He, with the help of kin in Germany, had traced back into the 1500’s. They’d stayed in the same tiny town near Switzerland forever, until my great, great grandfather emigrated to the States in the 1870’s.

      The insane thing is realizing just how common infant mortality was. Just a generation before coming to America, my great-great-great grandfather lost over a dozen children, with just a couple making it to adulthood. But at least they didn’t have global warming to deal with.

      • rightymouse says:

        I do genealogy/family research as an avocation and infant/child mortality rates were horrible before modern medicine. True & sad. 😦 Also, in the late 1800’s/early 1900’s, mortality rates for adults were awful as well, due to tuberculosis and pneumonia. My great-grandmother and both her parents died of pneumonia. The small pox vaccine had been around since John Adams’ time.

  35. Octopus says:

    Owning the sidebar….

  36. Octopus says:

    Isn’t she lovely?

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/04/18/fresno-state-says-barbara-bush-bashing-professor-can-be-fired-despite-tenure.html

    Fresno State will never fire her, unless this publicity leads to something really unsavory, like pedophilia or cannibalism. And then the Left would just make her a cause celebre.

      • Octopus says:

        Btw, couldn’t help noticing that Fatass assiduously (cravenly) avoided any mention of Barbara Bush’s death yesterday. After 8 years of fanatically defending her son and extended-family from attacks by the Horrible Left he now embraces like a starfish on a clam, you’d think he would have the decency to try and say something.

        • Bunk X says:

          He never mentioned the passing of those who helped make his blog (once) great either, like Iron Fist. There were others. [R.I.P. Nil Stooge.]

    • rightymouse says:

      What a horrible person. Karma is the bitch, though.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        I looked her writing up. She writes for Penguin Random House. I guess that’s Random House’s we ain’t making any money on this one division. Her writing is a comedy of navel gazing Arab/Muslim victimhood, of course. What she lacks in writing talent she makes up for in seething superiority and hatred. A perfect match for Chunky!

    • rightymouse says:

      Was she pregnant in that pic or desperately in need of an ultrasound for tumors the size of Texas? 😯

      • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

        Maybe she just mated and ate the smaller, defenseless male of her species.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        That was her sitting AROUND the house. Literally. I mean she’s so fat (budump). She has her own zip code and so on and so forth.

        • Octopus says:

          She did bring a spoon to the Super Bowl, I understand. She was baptized at Sea World, too. Just sayin’.

      • rightymouse says:

        For some reason, this pic reminded me of her. 🙄

        • Octopus says:

          Very good likeness. Btw, the rabid pig has gone into hiding. Guess she suddenly fears for her job, which she thought was immune from any kind of discipline. 😆

          Oink!!

          • rightymouse says:

            I saw the video where she was talking to those two freakazoids.
            I must be hopelessly naive because I was gobsmacked by just how out of touch with reality and the rest of humanity these three were. I don’t want them anywhere near me. I don’t think I could buy that much insect spray & Lysol.

    • Bunk X says:

      Hungry Hungry Hippos

  37. rightymouse says:

    Peevish man must be peevish.

  38. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Jarrar the Hutt

  39. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    You know. Because Positive People!

  40. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    In other news: The Podesta brothers are still crooked influence peddling scumbags.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-04-19/calamitous-collapse-former-podesta-group-employees-reveal-truth-behind-firms

    And possibly pedophiles. And maybe murdered a girl. Neato Clinton chums.

  41. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Wow. Demoncraps don’t even try to hide their bottom feeding pandering to the dregs of society. Criminals, illegal aliens, anarchists, addicts, Hollyweirdos,….etc.

    https://www.weaselzippers.us/382115-cuomo-signs-executive-order-granting-parolees-the-right-to-vote/

  42. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    A lovely allegory on Chunk’s cratered blog career.

  43. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Hopefully this champion bulldog has one more round of fight in him.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/04/19/rudy-giuliani-to-join-trump-s-legal-team.html

    • Octopus says:

      I have to wonder if Giuliani can do much for Trump, against the entrenched denizens of the Deep State. These are people who have spent their entire lives being groomed for and pursuing the struggle for power in their various fiefdoms, and The Don threatens to upset all their applecarts. Most of America wants him to do so, and the Elite Bureaucrats fear and hate us Dirty Pissants with an aristocratic rage.

      Still, he keeps winning a lot of battles. Can he really turn the tide against the forces arrayed against him? I’m rooting hard for him. Chunky has been insisting he’s doomed as doomed can be, since the day after the election, which is possibly the greatest indicator that Trump will emerge victorious in the end. Because…The Streak! 🙂

      • rightymouse says:

        Am praying this is a precursor to Giuliani replacing Sessions. It was the job I think he wanted all along. He has known Mueller for a long time. Get the investigation closed, Rudy!

  44. Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

    fun video from the old days. 🤪

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      Sure I’ll try again later with a different computer that does something other than play Amazon videos.

  45. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Par usuale, everything fails on the iPutz. Switched to the Lenovo laptop aka a real computer.

  46. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Epic Puddles. I’m sure the judges were only pretending they didn’t know who he is. But the crowd was floored.

  47. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Forgot about this guy. Hilarious

  48. Octopus says:

    Guy has an “Elvis Moment” from hell, and doesn’t waste it.

    • Bunk X says:

      It’s 8:14AM and I just watched the whole thing. Now I don’t need my morning coffee.

      • Octopus says:

        Note to self: For the last time, learn how to play guitar!

        Note to Chunky: Same. 😆

        • Bunk X says:

          Who is Yaya Sanchez?

        • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

          I’m always thinking the same thing! I do remember trying guitar and feeling the hand position for me was too awkward. But I’m pretty dextrous in general. I played trumpet through college and emerged a good jazz player but still a fairly dreadful trumpeter from a commercial standpoint. You have to play high. Like lead trumpet stupid high if you’re going to make money. Seriously though, who chooses trumpet in a world filled with vocals, guitars and drums making the top 40 hits all the time? What was I thinking??? Oh yeah girls and bong hits.

  49. Octopus says:

    That Is Rich Dept:

    😆

  50. Octopus says:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/987080283051573248

    I remember when Chunky worshipped Giuliani. 😆

  51. Octopus says:

    Lots of country girls dropping their sopping panties to this one these days. 🙂

  52. Bunk X says:

    ALL YOUR AOL ARE BELONG TO US

  53. Bunk X says:

  54. ISTE says:

    Lucy has a sick cat. He needs medication every 12 hours.

    It seems some really intelligent pharmaceutical person thinks cats like bananas.

    Yep it smells of banana, it tastes of banana…

    Why did they not make it taste of mouse?

  55. Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

    Just an observation after the whole saga of Trump vs. Comey. I really think Trump was stunned at how arrogant Comey is. People think Trump is arrogant but he clearly has a sense of realism that Comey completely lacks. Comey thinks he can bluff his way through anything using bogus legalese and fake innocence posturing. It’s become clear he was nothing but a libturd political appointee positioned to do the bidding of the Demoncraps. His determination on Shrillery was purely to keep her out of jail and preserve her hopefully as a still viable candidate despite her crimes. While also pretending to give a shit about the law (which he doesn’t).

  56. Octopus says:

    https://pjmedia.com/trending/conservative-street-artist-sabo-banned-twitter-permanently/

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1! Twitter will not countenance an edgy conservative who SHREDS Libturds like confetti. 😆

    Even Kimmel can take a joke better than Twitter. Speaking of whom, I think his whole crazy lurch to the extreme Left is a cynical move for ratings, as he’s in last place while the other turds have been milking the Libturd-rage crowd for the paltry ratings that are enough to lift a network crapshow these days. He was always very middle of the road, mocking the idiots who beclown themselves in California with their ignorance about everything.

  57. rightymouse says:

    It’s Earth Day according to Google, so I thought I’d just put this here for youz guyz.

  58. rightymouse says:

    A Gussy retweet.
    Obama to Melania: I have a bigger dick than Donald’s.
    Melania reply: LOL! Actually, I heard that your dick was smaller than Michelle’s!

    • Octopus says:

      Shrillary’s wearing her asbestos underwear, so she won’t burst into flames like the last time she was in church.

  59. Octopus says:

    Shit-for-brains is retweeting the most-discredited, farcical load of crapola the Hysterical Climate Nazis ever cooked up, the notorious “hockey stick,” which totally ignores the Little Ice Age and is doctored and cooked to produce temps that support the ridiculous premise of AGW. Good one, Fatass! 😆

  60. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I was watching an old Gomer Pyle last night. The description was something like Sargent Carter ( the great Frank Sutton) enters Gomer half heartedly into a talent contest. The winner gets big deal accolades. Sargent Hacker (fantastic character actor Allan Melvin from that era – bullied Barney on Andy of Mayberry) had a guy who was a singing coach he acquired from the resource pool and flaunted him in front of Sargent Carter. The singing coach grunt hears Gomer and starts to give him pointers all in good natured camaraderie. In the final audition the other singer sings Santa Lucia and it’s great. And they think they have it in the bag. Then Gomer sings and it’s so good you can’t believe it. I’d forgotten just how good Jim Nabors sings (sang) and with real power. Really fun stuff. This is the whole episode. Skip around you’ll hear good singing thoughout. And the two classic bully sargent actors are hilarious. Perfect. It’s only a half hour LOL!

    • Octopus says:

      I remember watching that as a kid, and being blown away by Gomer’s singing. Sgt. Carter was the best actor on TV back then — love that character!

  61. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Here I go to put out Weed and Feed. I’m seeing dandelions. I just paid $15 grand last year to have the front landscaped so I could stop being embarrassed. My neighbor’s one of those who’s retired and cuts his grass 3 times a week. But we have two dogs and one’s a digger. We have special electronics so she can’t go into the landscaped areas but she instead has decided to excavate a nearby tree where she suspects moles are conducting nefarious activities. Screaming and yelling by me is apparently taken as encouragement and solidarity.

    • Octopus says:

      I feel your pain, man. Surrounded by Lawn Nazis. And dandelions are coming soon, now that the snow has finally melted.

  62. Dezez157 says:

    N. Korea suspends it’s nuke program and all a fat peevish troll can do is piss and moan about capital letters.

    • Octopus says:

      I was wondering how the Left was going to spin this development, as Trump’s Tough Love treatment got Fat Kid to the negotiating table and so forth. It’s Whoa Fat deceiving Trump, tricking the demented Orange Hitler. Should have guessed that. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      “President Racist Grandpa.” Nice schoolyard meme, Charles.

  63. Octopus says:

    https://www.thewrap.com/love-gilda-film-review-radner-documentary/

    I will watch this doc and cry like a little bitch. She was a great comedienne, and from all accounts, one of the nicest people ever in show biz. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say anything different. Even Baba Wawa loved her.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      She was a doll and a sweety. I believe she was the love of Gene Wilder’s life and he hers.

  64. Octopus says:

    https://www.sfchronicle.com/travel/article/Forest-bathing-takes-tree-hugging-to-new-12844868.php#photo-15369733

    Okay, this is not new. My friends and I did this in high school, on camping trips, or even innearby Hines Park. You take a good strong dose of mescaline, and enter the woods. Pack a lunch and some beer, because you’re going to be there for awhile. You will understand trees and insects in a way you never dreamed of. 🙂

    • Calo says:

      I don’t think Bunk will like the fact that you can find weirder articles than he can.

      • Octopus says:

        Me and Bunk are as simpatico as a Michigander-By-Way-Of-Buffalo and a Transplanted-From-God-Knows-Where Californut can be. I think he likes jazz music more than me, but I can overlook such things, being as how I know my own musical taste is all over the hideous map. Also, “Hello, Calo.” Great to see you again. 🙂

  65. Octopus says:

    Watching the movie, “Hostiles.” It’s a good old-fashioned Western, and I like it a lot. Christian Bale is a great Union soldier facing retirement, with one last job foisted upon him. Starting the final third now, so I’ll let you know if it turns to shit. The scenery looks a lot like the West I’ve been driving through the past couple of summers, and plan to again this year. I love that country. Especially the rattlesnakes, skeletons and tumbleweeds. Just lovely.

  66. Octopus says:

    Tuesday, April 17, 2018
    Trump ends 68-year war
    Warmonger.

    Maniac.

    The Washington Post in January reported most Americans don’t trust President Trump with the nuclear “button.”

    There were even somber pieces about keeping the president from launching missiles.

    We have the dumbest political press in Washington imaginable.

    It is just as well. We have to put the dummies somewhere. Keep them in the newsrooms, and away from important places such as the operating theater at the hospital, the drafting room in the engineering department, and the kitchens of McDonald’s.

    Today news leaked that North Korea and South Korea will reach a peace agreement.

    I have been telling blog readers for a year now, President Trump will orchestrate the end of a war almost as old as he is.

    Looks like mission accomplished.

    “North and South Korea are in talks to announce a permanent end to the officially declared military conflict between the two countries, daily newspaper Munhwa Ilbo reported Tuesday, citing an unnamed South Korean official,” CNBC reported.

    “Ahead of a summit next week between North Korean premier Kim Jong Un and South Korean President Moon Jae-in, lawmakers from the neighboring states were thought to be negotiating the details of a joint statement that could outline an end to the confrontation.

    “Kim and Moon could also discuss returning the heavily fortified demilitarized zone separating them to its original state, the newspaper said.

    “Pyongyang and Seoul have technically been at war since the 1950-1953 Korean conflict ended with a truce — and not a peace treaty. Geopolitical tensions have occasionally flared up since the armistice, although to date both countries have managed to avoid another devastating conflict.”

    President Trump led this. Of this, let there be no mistake. He displayed his cunning, his negotiating skill, and his sense of humor. I would like to see Trump greet Kim next month by saying, “Hi, Rocket Man,” with Kim smiling and saying, “Nice to meet you, Dotard.”

    But their meeting would be extraneous, a consolation prize to Kim to be elevated to the level of the USA.

    Fine. It costs us nothing, keeps him happy, and drives the American press bananas.

    Remember when he addressed the South Korean parliament in November? The American press said Trump used it to promote his golf course. I read the speech. He told parliament in not so many words that all was right, and that a peaceful end was near.

    He also made his post-war pitch to be careful about reunification, as he pointed out the horrible conditions of North Korea after more than 75 years of Kim rule.

    A month before his speech, the mountain tunnels that housed Kim’s nuclear program collapsed. Either by earthquake or overuse which weakened the structure.

    But The Donald never leaves much to chance. Look up Rods of God. Trump only needed one. The U.S. Seals likely played a role as well.

    That’s speculation of course, but I know the whole story has yet to be told.

    Nobel Prize for Trump? Don’t insult him with an emolument previously given to Al Gore and Barack Obama.
    Posted by Don Surber at 4/17/2018 12:30:00 PM

  67. Octopus says:

    This is kind of a surprise. I always wanted bigger hands, for throwing footballs, palming basketballs and whatnot. They don’t give you a catalog to choose from, though, and I had to settle for these squarish paws. Today, I found out my hands are bigger than our President’s, even though he stands 6’2″ to my 5’10”. Unless this site is pushing a lie, which wouldn’t surprise me, either. He wears a size 12 shoe, though, to my 10 1/2.

    https://www.scribd.com/document/320101685/TrumpsHand-Outline#from_embed?keyword=4417&content=10079&ad_group=Online+Tracking+Link&campaign=Skimbit%2C+Ltd.&source=impactradius&medium=affiliate&irgwc=1

  68. Octopus says:

    http://toofab.com/2018/04/21/kanye-west-twitter-tailspin-complimenting-trumps-biggest-fans/

    Snowflakes melting into little pools of salty tears. So fragile. 😆