3 Days’ Worth of “Great Content” from Little Green Footballs…


151 Comments on “3 Days’ Worth of “Great Content” from Little Green Footballs…”

  1. Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

    Give to LGF and I’ll fight the right while you’re at work. Oh wait. Turns out I’m just going to dick off getting up late and posting guitar videos and late night comedy. Thanks for the free chump change suckah.

  2. rightymouse says:

    What’s with Gussy’s face showing in the bottom right?

  3. rightymouse says:

    Now, now, Gussy! Love Trumps Hate!

  4. rightymouse says:

    There is something seriously wrong with Kurt Eichenwald. 😯 Yeesh! He & Fatso Johnson should hook up.


  5. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Chunk visits the doctor.

  6. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Only President Racist Grandpa would deliver a rant about America’s military might at an event for children, standin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
    12 minutes ago

    Chunk’s attempting to coin a new label on Trump, hoping that all the cool hipsters will follow his lead.

  7. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    I knew an FDR Democrats. Old timer. Was in the Navy at the tail end of WWII. He wasn’t nothing like these youngster… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
    2 hours ago

    …an FDR Democrats?

    wasn’t nothing? Means was something.

    Really Gus. Lay off the rot gut.

  8. Octopus says:


  9. KGB says:

    Please tell me that Chunk isn’t still bilking people out of subscriptions. Eighty bucks for a YouTube reccomendation list? Couldn’t I just go to, you know, YouTube to get that?

  10. Bunk X says:

  11. Octopus says:

    Well, this explains a lot. Wonder why the media doesn’t cover this story…no, wait. 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    Our one bright shining moment of sports this long winter and spring ended up with a loss last night to a juggernaut of future NBA stars. Hate to lose when you’re so close to a championship, but this Michigan team was ranked fifth in its own conference until it gelled in late-January and stopped losing to anyone. It was a great run.

    Now, it’s back to the rebuilding-mode for the Tigers, Wings and Pistons, and then there’s the Lions, who never fail to disappoint. At least there’s always college football to look forward to, even though my Wolverines have struggled to get over the hump against their toughest rivals. There are reasons to be optimistic that Harbaugh will have his best season in A2 this year. We shall see.

  13. Octopus says:

    And so is this…

    Remember when LGF had a daily dose of Zappa Wisdom? I’ll bet he quoted this song at least once or twice. RACIST FATASS!!1! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      My favorite Zappa quote:
      “You can’t speak your own fucking language.”

      • Bunk X says:

        Zappa: “We had one very negative experience in Berlin. We arrived and we set up our equipment at the Sportpalast. Some students came over there and they said: ‘We would like to have you help us with a political action.’ They wanted to set fire to the Allied Command Center. And I said, ‘I don’t think that is good mental health.’ The minute we came on stage, about 200 students got up and they were waving red banners and they were shouting “Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh” and they were blowing horns, and they were throwing things on the stage, and they were calling us the Mothers of Reaction and they tried to ruin the concert. A few hundred people were coming toward the stage.

        “So I increased the volume of the music. And this noise was so loud and so ugly, that it was actually pushing them back. It was like a science-fiction story. Meanwhile, there’s all the other thousands of people who were sitting there, looking around. They thought it was something that we might do in the show.”

        Interviewer: “There were reports that you called these students fascists”

        Zappa: “I did, because I think that there is definitively a fascistic element, not only in the left wing in Germany, but in the United States too. Any sort of political ideology that doesn’t allow for the rights, and doesn’t take into consideration the differences that people have, is wrong.”

  14. ISTE says:

    LOL really REALLY trying to get fired from my job.

  15. Bunk X says:

    Pam calls it.

  16. Bunk X says:

    First comment at the swamp.

    bill d. (b.d.)
    Apr 3, 2018 • 1:35:21pm


    Do we know if it’s terrorism or just a white person?

  17. Dezez157 says:

    Imagine Chucks outrage if his block button was labeled off limits. http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/981276926923952128

  18. rightymouse says:

    Google is glorifying Maya Angelou today. She was a freakin’ Commie. One of her best friends was Jessica Mitford Treuhaft, a nutty member of the commie party who lived in San Francisco. Ironically, Hillary did her internship at Jessica’s husband’s law firm. He was also a member of the commie party.

  19. rightymouse says:

    We had hail & spitting snow here in NE Ohio today. Gahhh!

    • Octopus says:

      We had sun and very warm temps. 😉

      • rightymouse says:

        Yer in Florida.

        • Octopus says:

          Two more days – time to warm up, Michigan.

          • Abu says:

            Warmth is overrated. That said, we had a dusting of snough and light ice on the vehicles this morning. No problem but it was nicer in Feb than now. I loves me some global warnining.

          • Octopus says:

            Warmth is really fine, when you’re trying to recover from a winter full of colds, flu and sinus troubles. The Sun! I was laying out there today, just baking like a potato, and thinking, “Maybe i’ll jump into the pool and cool off, and drink my strawberry daiquiri.” So I did. Then I baked some more, and took a nap in the air-conditioned room after a quick shower. Then dinner at the French restaurant in Epcot, and a stroll around the world. World-class people-watching. It doesn’t suck. 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      Temps dropped into the upper 60s here. We had to kill and skin pets, and burn them as fuel just to survive the cold. That was Monday. On Tuesday we cried for Sundance and Mr. Boots.

  20. Octopus says:

    Mexico virtue-signaling here is just too rich, given their brutal treatment of illegals entering their own borders.

  21. ISTE says:

    The Munchkins (all of them dead except one and he is 97 and does not even know what day it is) sexually abused Judy Garland (now dead) in 1939

    I think this #MeToo thingy has lost its meaning.

    • Octopus says:

      The Seven Dwarfs also had their short-stuff way with Snow White. Little People have been raping our pale, iconic beauties for a long time. It’s time we started cracking down on the little shitbirds, and drive them back underground to mine for their jewels and suck their own lollipops.

      • Pakimon says:

        The above clip was what I figured would be the welcome I’d get from LGF if I ever had the patience to deal with the ponytailed fat man’s registration process and schedule “back in the day”. 😆

        The “Registration will be open from 2:43 AM to 2:48 AM on alternate Tuesdays when Jupiter is aligned with Uranus” bullshit was a dealbreaker for me. 😀

        • Octopus says:

          I signed up before it became the little ego-shitshow that Fatass turned it into, back when he had a blog that accidentally became relevant. I was always amazed when I read of people waiting weeks for an opening. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Billy Barty Boinked Borothy.

  22. Octopus says:

    She had a very bad day, and then the Left blamed the NRA. What’s more cray?

  23. rightymouse says:

    This is just awful. Remember that guy from CDC who went missing a few months ago? His body has been found. 😦 Absolutely tragic.


  24. rightymouse says:

    😆 😆

  25. Pakimon says:

    and once again, the corpulent, ponytailed shut-in tries to jump in front of the parade and atempt to make people believe he’s leading it. 😆

  26. Bunk X says:

    These idiots never got NRA safety training [graphic content].

  27. Octopus says:

    Prom Memories…

    How long can you keep up the eye-contact?

    Nice couple!

    Boobs are the window to your soul.

  28. Octopus says:

    Popular gal.

    No, it’s not just an excuse to look at boobs. Because gams.

    Something untoward is going down tonight, and then something really untoward in about nine months.

  29. Bunk X says:

  30. rightymouse says:

    When I used to buy the Atlantic, it was for their cryptic crossword puzzles.

  31. Octopus says:

    Love this guy!

  32. Octopus says:

    Sometimes, one can only marvel at the asshatted idiocy…

    …some other good replies in the thread.

  33. Octopus says:

    Fatass is promoting the unhinged rantings of a genocide-enabling old harpy. So, it must be Friday. 😆

  34. Octopus says:


    Eric Garland is a national treasury of dumbth. Check out his feed sometime, when you need a good chuckle.


  35. Bunk X says:

    Joanna Conner covers Son House‘ classic “Walkin’ Blues.” She pats your head, then smacks you twice before you realize what happened. Pure awesome.

  36. Bunk X says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Dan Rather has tips on spotting fake news? Well, I guess he should know. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

  37. Bunk X says:

  38. rightymouse says:

    It’s SNEAUXING!!!!!!!!!!!! We’re all gonna DIE!! 😯

    • rightymouse says:

      Sun’s out now & melted the snow. Gorebull Bi-Polar Weather.

      • Octopus says:

        Ugh, it’s too damn cold here in Michigan. Woke up from my nap after traveling, and my feet are freezing. Where’s my polar socks? And it’s April 8. GO-O-O-OO-O-O-ORRE!! 😡

  39. rightymouse says:

    It’s WAY too quiet here. Time for some boob shots.

  40. Octopus says:

    Guess she went and got married. 😦

  41. Octopus says:

    And thank you, Fatass. 😆

    In Chunky’s dim little brain, Scott is Satan’s Minion, out to destroy Planet Earth and maybe grab a few pussies along the way. How long can he continue the daily hysteria, when all of his dire predictions turn out to be the opposite of what happens? Oh, he’s got another 6 years in him. Trust me. 😆

  42. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      My favorite part on “Cops” is when they find drugs in somebody’s pocket who was just fleeing but got tripped up by his baggy pants ending up around his knees while he attempted to climb a fence, and the guy says, “these aren’t my pants.” 😆