When Charlie J. Met Pamela G. [Updated]

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Update 16 March: The story’s been told, so let’s tell it again, this time with a Magical Jazzy Ponytail.


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266 Comments on “When Charlie J. Met Pamela G. [Updated]”

  1. Octopus says:

    That’s perfect! ๐Ÿ˜†

    Sources tell us the stiff-arm she landed with the heel of her bony hand on Chunky’s forehead left an angry red welt that subsided into a purple-and-green bruise that lasted for months. He was left disoriented, and soon descended into the fascist madness that ended his blog.

  2. Octopus says:

    ๐Ÿ˜†

  3. Octopus says:

    Gus was torching the Left again last night…

    Gus out!
    1 hour ago
    Glory Glory!
    1 hour ago
    Nope.
    1 hour ago
    And I don’t give a fuck.
    1 hour ago
    A lot of leftists are just dumb bigots anyway.
    1 hour ago
    The majority of the far-left agrees with Louis Farrakhan about Jews. The far-left hates Jews like they hate their father.
    1 hour ago
    That’s cool. You hate Jews and you agree with Louis Farrakhan.
    1 hour ago
    Russia didn’t ruin your life. Your life sucked in the first place.
    1 hour ago
    Russia, Russia, Russia.
    1 hour ago
    I think the left has turned into a parody of itself. With a trademark.
    1 hour ago

  4. rightymouse says:

  5. rightymouse says:

    Fatso Johnson the misogynist.

    • Minnow says:

      says Schlub Johnson, who couldn’t write a meaningful, cohesive “piece” if his life depended on it.

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    • KGB says:

      Charles had to watch that video clip a good dozen times to make sure he, ahem, heard her correctly.

  6. rightymouse says:

  7. Octopus says:

    Hope it’s not too early for Irish drinking songs. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • rightymouse says:

      Nope. Already bought two corned beef briskets to throw in the slow cooker with hearty stout beer tomorrow. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Octopus says:

        Me too!

        Iโ€™m going to serve one plain, and finish the second on the grill with a mustard-brown sugar glaze. Home brewed stouts all around, and a couple of shots of good Irish whiskey โ€” bought the Powers Gold.

    • KGB says:

      YNWA, the immortal theme song of my beloved Liverpool FC. It was an honor to sing it a couple summers back in Yankee Stadium before a friendly with Manchester City. It sounded even more incredible when 95,000 sang it in Sydney.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Am going to plop this link here. It’s totally off-topic. An old friend of mine is selling things on Etsy. Some collectibles for those interested. Thank you for indulging me. ๐Ÿ™‚

    https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheEOB?ref=seller-platform-mcnav

  9. windbag says:

    Chunky’s parents dressed him in rompers when he was a little boy? Ha.

  10. Octopus says:

    Some men are crazy risk-takers. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    • rightymouse says:

      I remember when I wouldn’t eat something in Thailand and my mother admonished me with “think of all the starving children in China”, to which I replied something like “Fine, why don’t you send them my dinner?”. My butt was bruised for a week.

      • Octopus says:

        My parents had a similar philosophy regarding “eat what you’re served,” but their technique was that you couldn’t leave the table until you finished your rice, or green beans, or whatever you were refusing to eat. Once I decided to wait them out, and refused to eat my veggies until about 10 pm, after my youthful bedtime. Dad finally grabbed my plate and threw the green horror away, and sent me to bed with a whack on the behind. I counted it as a win. ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

        • rightymouse says:

          I can eat just about anything, but mother had a tendency to have the maid make tomato soup and I would get sick – way too acidic. I also hated (still do) oatmeal and mother had us eat that for breakfast and I would go to school sick to my stomach every day. Her New England roots were the death of me. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

          • Octopus says:

            Those are two of my favorites, oddly enough. My Mom used to give me Campbell’s tomato soup with a toasted cheese sandwich for lunch, when I came home from first grade for lunch. And oatmeal is still my favorite breakfast cereal. ๐Ÿ™‚

          • rightymouse says:

            Oatmeal. Blech. Spit. Ptoooey!!! Has the consistency of snot. YUCKY!!

          • rightymouse says:

            I can eat tomato soup now, but only with cream in it.

          • Bunk X says:

            Grilled cheese sammiches, Campbell’s tomato soup & Ritz crackers. Memories of cold winter days in elementary school. I lived on that stuff in college, too.

      • Abu says:

        Now a days itโ€™s โ€œchildren in the United States are starving…โ€
        Unless they have an EBT card.
        Shows our country is drifting waaaaay Left.

        • poteen2 says:

          The first, last and only starving people in the USA were the Donner Party. They were too stupid to walk down the hill. In the end they didn’t starve,,,,,,,most of them.

  11. Dezez157 says:

    Looks like Chucks dating profile on Chicks with Dicks is being ignored

  12. Dezez157 says:

    An English teacher would beat Chuck to a bloody pulp.

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso is a master of the written word! He’s constantly in demand by the press to write op-eds for them. Oh, wait…..

  13. rightymouse says:

    For St. Patrick’s Day… ๐Ÿ˜†

    Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

    He went to the emergency room in Cork ‘s hospital.

    The doctor looked at Paddy and said,’Lets be avin’ da fingers and I’ll see what oi can do’.

    Paddy said, ‘Oi haven’t got da fingers.’

    ‘Whadda ya mean you haven’t got da fingers?
    Lord Tunderin’ Jesus, it’s 2012! We’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
    I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
    Why didn’t ya bring da fingers?!?’

    And Paddy said, ‘ How da fock was I ‘spose to pick dem up !!!

    • windbag says:

      Thanks. Now I know two Irish jokes. Here’s the other one I know.
      Q: What’s an Irish seven-course meal?
      A: A baked potato and a six-pack.

    • ISTE says:

      Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. “Brenda, may I come in?” he asks. “I’ve somethin’ to tell ya.”

      “Of course you can come in. You’re always welcome, Tim. But where’s my husband?”

      “That’s what I’m here to be tellin’ ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery.”

      “Oh, God no!” cries Brenda. “Please don’t tell me, ”

      “I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I’m sorry.”

      Finally, she looked up at Tim. “How did it happen, Tim?”

      “It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned.”

      “Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?”

      “Well, no Brenda, no.”

      “No?”

      “Fact is, he got out three times to pee.”

  14. Octopus says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!11!

    This firing has been in the pipeline for months. To Chunky, it’s “BEEG NOOOOZ!!”

    ๐Ÿ˜† What an assclown.

  15. Octopus says:

    Teh corned beefs is in the boiling water, and the potatoes are peeled. Daddy’s on top of things in the kitchen. ๐Ÿ™‚

    In other news, oh me achin’ arse! ๐Ÿ˜†

    https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=10650

    These people desperately need something real to worry about. As my Dad used to say when we were sniveling over nothing, “Stop that or I’ll give you something to cry about.” Usually did the trick.

    • rightymouse says:

      My corned beefies are in the slow cooker with several bottles of Guiness Stout beer. Me no peel potatoes. I cut them up in quarters & boil with the skins on.

      Am worried about my grandkids being exposed to liberal insanity in schools. Can only hope & pray our kids were taught well enough that they will intervene with the schools like hubby & I did.

    • Octopus says:

      http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1972553_1972551_1972393,00.html

      The original color was blue? Heresy! ๐Ÿ˜ก

      There’s a lot of blarney surrounding St. Paddy’s Day, in America. My future son-in-law has filled us in on how overblown it is here, compared to over there. His name is Paddy, so I guess he knows. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      Do they go out and drink? Yes, but they do that every day, says Paddy. It’s more of a religious thing than a revelry, but they’re beginning to party more due to the American influence. Even a small parade here and there. But no green beer! Or corned beef, for that matter — they prefer lamb on special days.

  16. ISTE says:

    Just a comment to anyone begging in the parking lot at the grocery store.

    When you walk towards me, do not do it as aggressively as you did.

    When I shake my head it means “no”

    Do not then follow me across the parking lot.

    When I get to my car do not continue your aggressive demand for something so close to me that getting in my car is difficult.

    When I eventually do get in my car do not stand in a place where it is difficult to drive away without squishing you.

    Now, the fine gentleman could have been saying “My cat got hit by a car and I need help to take her to the veterinarian fast!”

    In that case I would have helped…..

    However I do not think this person has a cat.

    Oh, the point of this story, if you are a homeless, illegal alien parasite at least beg and harass me in English!

    I couldn’t understand a fucking word he said. It is obvious to everyone in this area what language I speak.

    I am so white I glow in the dark.

    Why he targeted me I will never know. If he had done the same to an American Texan then they would have shot him.

    • Dezez157 says:

      A few years back, I had one start bothering me while I was pumping gas into my truck, after a bit of his BS, I pulled a lighter from my pocket and the gas nozzle from my truck and pointed it at him and smiled.
      Suddenly NO registered with the prick.

  17. Octopus says:

    But ,Fatass…we’ve been waiting for two effin’ years, and your promises are beginning to ring a wee bit hollow. When, oh when, is this fateful day going to come?

    • Dezez157 says:

      He means only window licking morons like him should be allowed to vote.
      Chuck has squealed that we should abolish the electoral college in favor of the popular vote, but rest assured when the left loses the popular vote he will be screaming to change the rules again.

      • Octopus says:

        But, as Shrillary pointed out in her India tantrum, she won all the places that count. The rest of us deplorable yahoos don’t count, even if we outnumber the Elite.

  18. Octopus says:

    ๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ #SISwim 2018

    A post shared by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on

    She must be Irish. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Octopus says:

      #SISwim 2018

      A post shared by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on

      Yes, definitely Irish. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Octopus says:

        “Her parents Jeff Upton & Shelley Davis Upton are of German, Irish, Scottish, English ethnicity.”

        I could tell. The Irish-part, anyway.

      • rightymouse says:

        Meh. She has saggy boobs.

          • rightymouse says:

            Heh. ๐Ÿ˜†

          • Octopus says:

            Gravity was often a problem for B-17 crews, as it so often is for humans of a certain age.

            Reminds me of the time I was entering a Renaissance Festival many moons ago, and an aging hippie couple was coming out. She was wearing a denim vest with nothing underneath it. Just as we got within about ten feet, a gust of wind blew the vest up, exposing the worst pair of deflated, elongated, veiny, wrinkly bewbs I’ve ever seen. There was no unseeing that. I’ve seen old men’s balls hanging in the sand in Florida, but this was worse. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

        • Abu bin Calamarie says:

          What, no stubble?
          *ducks*

          • Bunk X says:

            A nice smile… That’s all I need.

            And that’s the only thing I need is *this*. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. – The ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need… And this remote control. – The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need… And these matches. – The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball… And this lamp. – The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that’s all *I* need. And that’s *all* I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one… I need this. – The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I’m some kind of a jerk or something! – And this. That’s all I need.

      • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

        She looks awfully British/Scottish to me ๐Ÿ™‚

  19. Dezez157 says:

    Morbidly obese bloated toad Chuck Johnson knows all about puffed up and tiny dicks.

    • Minnow says:

      “Donnie”. Says a lot about you Charlie….. you half-wit.

      • Octopus says:

        Fatass really believes “Donnie” ordered McCabe’s firing. ๐Ÿ˜†

        The idiocy of our enormous, ponytailed hero is staggering at times.

    • Bunk X says:

      Someone had to do it.

      • Dezez157 says:

        ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • Octopus says:

        I’ve been a fan of Irish punk for a long time, since I first heard the Pogues on an Ann Arbor station in the ’80’s. The Dropkick Murphys were a rude American answer, and their latest album was one of their best. Four shamrocks, out of four. ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Octopus says:

            Love that song! ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Octopus says:

            Not your average pop song lyric, eh?

            ——————————————————————
            If I should fall from grace with god
            Where no doctor can relieve me
            If I’m buried ‘neath the sod
            But the angels won’t receive me
            Let me go, boys
            Let me go, boys
            Let me go down in the mud
            Where the rivers all run dry

            This land was always ours
            Was the proud land of our fathers
            It belongs to us and them
            Not to any of the others
            Let them go, boys
            Let them go, boys
            Let them go down in the mud
            Where the rivers all run dry

            Bury me at sea
            Where no murdered ghost can haunt me
            If I rock upon the waves
            Then no corpse can lie upon me
            It’s coming up threes, boys
            Keeps coming up threes, boys
            Let them go down in the mud
            Where the rivers all run dry

            If I should fall from grace with god
            Where no doctor can relieve me
            If I’m buried ‘neath the sod
            But the angels won’t receive me
            Let me go, boys
            Let me go, boys
            Let me go down in the mud
            Where the rivers all run dry

            Songwriter: Shane Patrick Lysaght Macgowan
            If I Should Fall From Grace With God lyrics ยฉ Universal Music Publishing Group

  20. Octopus says:

    Michigan tied with the Manbun From Hell at halftime. It’s going down to the wire, I can tell already. And me ready to pass out at any moment from the Sterno and ditchweed. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    • Octopus says:

      Manbun is a helluva player. I’m not saying anything, except that hair is annoying to me as a fan of the opposition. And he knows that! ๐Ÿ˜†

  21. Octopus says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!11!! YES!

    Wow. I love this game. ๐Ÿ™‚

  22. Octopus says:

    Thanks for retweeting that mindless butthurt glurge, Fatass. You gained so much gravitas. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      Gosh, nothing says big deal professional millionaire pop novelist like the word โ€œskeevyโ€. Is it a word?

  23. Octopus says:

    ๐Ÿ™‚

  24. rightymouse says:

    Drudge has a poll going as to whether or not Trump should fire Mueller. I voted. The comments are hilarious! ๐Ÿ˜†

    http://www.drudgereport.com/

    • Octopus says:

      I voted yes. If all it does is make Libturds shriek in outraged horror, that’s good enough for me. ๐Ÿ˜†

  25. Octopus says:

    Irish AF. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • rightymouse says:

      GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

    • ISTE says:

      LOL Octopus, you may be a smart guy but you have not got the highly trained ear of a Yorkshire man..

      The person doing the trick may in fact be Irish but the rest of the pub patrons are speaking Northern English.

      I would bet $5 that the pub was in Yorkshire, within 50 miles of Barnsley.

      Now I am going spend the rest of the night finding the original video and proving to myself that I am right!

      (However if I am wrong you will never see or hear me mention the video ever again )

      ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Octopus says:

        You’re right, I can’t tell a damn thing from the accents. I know Guinness is fine Irish beer, though. ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • Octopus says:

            I really like those Guinness bottles, cleaned and sanitized for re-bottling with my homebrew. Aren’t they nice and curvy? Also, the plastic cover comes off cleanly and easily, leaving no gummy residue behind. Very nice bottles.

          • Octopus says:

            Also, the bottle in this commercial is resting on Chunky’s back. NTTAWWT! ๐Ÿ˜†

  26. Octopus says:

    More Irish shenanigans, in tribute to a friend. ๐Ÿ™‚

  27. Dezez157 says:

    Further proof Chuck is a morbidly obese drag queen.

  28. Octopus says:

    He’s hated by all the right people, this guy. ๐Ÿ™‚

  29. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck, sit down and STFU!

  30. Minnow says:

    Only in the Clinton Era can we imagine that a sitting President, who was elected fairly by the people in this country, is subject to an ongoing barrage of investigatory bullshit BASED ON NOTHING.

    The Dixie Mafia is alive and well.

    Bill and Hillary need to sleep with the fishes.

  31. Minnow says:

    ….and Mueller needs to spend some time in the Graybar Hotel.

    • Octopus says:

      Fatass actually retweeted this gem…

      ๐Ÿ˜†

      The hazards of living in a libturd echo-chamber cannot be overstated.

      • Minnow says:

        …and Charles needs to be rendered (yeah Chuck, look down a little way when checking this word you DON’T know….)

        I remember reading the “rendering adds” while growing up out there in the boonies (ie. farm land)

  32. ISTE says:

    A couple of weeks ago I ordered an escape proof harness for the woman in my life. She escaped.

    It fit great around her neck but her chest was bigger than I estimated.

    She escaped in 15 seconds!

    Her new escape proof harness arrives Tuesday.

    ๐Ÿ™‚

  33. rightymouse says:

    Too funny! ๐Ÿ˜†

  34. rightymouse says:

    Everyone must have a bad hangover. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Octopus says:

      Not me — I sweated it out on the stationary bike yesterday. ๐Ÿ™‚

      Long day at work, though. I think I’m crashing early tonight.

      • rightymouse says:

        I was on the treadmill yesterday. And tonight. Ugh. So boring but necessary.

        • Octopus says:

          Exercise is critical, for us old-timers. Tonight I did some weights, and a little treadmill — I’ve been trying to heal a hip-flexor injury all winter, and I can finally do some real walking without it going into spasm-mode. Next will be some jogging, and then things should be back on track.

  35. Octopus says:

    http://thefederalist.com/2018/03/19/good-father-prepares-sons-war/

    The article being discussed is from a lying libturd trying to rag on guns, and failing hilariously. Watch as a shotgun becomes a rifle, and nearly kills everyone around. And then we segue into a bathetic self-flagellation ceremony wherein a privileged child is doing well in school and being recognized for it, causing his father to weep bitter tears of guilt and remorse.

    Insanity, thy name is Libturdia. ๐Ÿ˜†

  36. ISTE says:

    Out smarting Charles was easy.

    Cats however….

    Last night I learned something important. I wish I had taken more interest in math at school.

    The mass of an object and the speed it is going is linked to the amount of damage or bodily harm that object can cause.

    A three pound cat accelerating as fast as it can over a distance of 30ft has the same explosive power as a small atomic bomb when it leaps up and hits the bed at 3am.

    Now, if I shut the bedroom door the cat has only 15ft to build up speed!

    Work last night, the atomic blast the cat produced was much less.

    Natasha is a very clever cat.

    Tonight I expect she will discover that if she runs around in circles she can build up enough speed to nuke me in bed yet again!

    I hate cats!!!!!

  37. Octopus says:

    http://www.conservative-journal.com/2018/01/10/actress-demi-moore-i-do-not-want-trump-supporters-for-fans-first-of-all-i-hate-trump-this-awful-country-with-disgusting-people-and-everything-about-it-ill-boycott-everything-about/

    Demi Moore isn’t interested in a comeback, because she hates all of us with a burning passion. Of course, she’s been in and out of rehab since she was 21, without any prolonged periods of sobriety according to everyone around her. Her mind ain’t right, is what I’m saying. Do they have plastic surgery for an ugly brain?

  38. Bunk X says:

  39. Bunk X says:

  40. Octopus says:

    http://www.stmarymercy.org/body_livonia.cfm?id=3007&action=detail&ref=6601

    My little bro is a big shot, now. Btw, this is not the Chunky-minion who calls himself โ€œDr. Matt,โ€ and posts lame trollery on occasion.

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s very handsome!!

      • Octopus says:

        He’s just a young kid, though. Only 54. Eats a very lo-carb diet, and no beer. What fun is that? ๐Ÿ™‚

        • rightymouse says:

          I would die if I couldn’t eat rice. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

          • Abu bin Squid says:

            Rice rules! I also love stuffing but never know when to stop. Especially Mrs. bin Squidโ€™s cornbread stuffing.

            Poor gal is in NJ on bidness and fears her flight home tomorrow evening will be canceled.
            *sniff*

  41. Octopus says:

    Classic dumbth from the Idiot Left, and a nice reply by our pundit. ๐Ÿ˜†

  42. rightymouse says:

    Anyone have any idea what the hell is going on in Austin TX?

  43. Dezez157 says:

    The Pence family write a book about a rabbit with all the benefits going to help victims of sex trafficking and Chuck is pissy about it

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso is a disgusting human being.

      • Minnow says:

        Charles bullshit coming from a guy who has never done anything, ever, for anyone else AND who has never done anything positive in his life. What else would we expect from a slimeball?

        • Octopus says:

          What to expect from Fatass? Hmm, let’s see. I click on the link, and here I am, confronted by his infernal begging bowl before I can see the info he’s blabbering about.

          That’s what I expect. ๐Ÿ˜†

  44. Dezez157 says:

  45. Minnow says:

    typical of lefties…. they cannot comprehend someone actually doing something for SOMEONE ELSE so…. when they observe this happening, they break into their 6th grade state of mind which consists of whining and lashing out because they have no other course of action. So predictable and so nauseating.

  46. Octopus says:

    As an agnostic, this troubles me slightly. But it’s hilarious. Hawking was a strident atheist, and now look at him. ๐Ÿ˜†

  47. Dezez157 says:

    • rightymouse says:

      ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Octopus says:

      The Idiot Left thinks people care if Trump banged a pornstar. Me, Iโ€™d be disappointed if hadnโ€™t.

      • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

        I havenโ€™t really paid much attention to it. If it really happened it was in 2006 is what Iโ€™ve read. And is this chick a hard core porno whore or just some lingerie model? He clearly likes models. Anyhoo has nothing to do with his job as President.

        • Octopus says:

          The very wealthy and oft-married have interesting sex lives. Deal with it, kidz. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Bunk X says:

      Here’s the real question for both guys and dolls.

      Would you do Stormy Daniels if you had the chance?

  48. Bunk X says:

  49. Octopus says:

    Seen a few of these before, but I still laffed. ๐Ÿ˜†

  50. Octopus says:

    Gus is still trying to defend the crooked, catastrophic Shrillary campaign against Berniebros. ๐Ÿ˜†

  51. Octopus says:

    “Unhinged.” ๐Ÿ˜†
    “Seth Meyers.” ๐Ÿ˜†

  52. Octopus says:

    They are green. :mrgreen:

  53. Octopus says:

    https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2018/03/global_warming_the_evolution_of_a_hoax.html

    Teh Warmening Boondoggle is still wasting billions of precious dollars that could be used on infrastructure, education and alcohol. And we’re still freezing our asses off in Michigan, while another snowy shitshow descends on the East. They’re calling them “Gore-flakes,” now. ๐Ÿ˜†

    • rightymouse says:

      Half a foot of the white stuff landed overnight. Blech. Am sick of all the warmening.

      • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

        We have about 5 inches of warmening on my deck and yard here in N. Kentucky. Teddible thing this Climate Change. Winter is a thing of the past. Just snow and cold in perpetual summer which is spiraling out of control! Vote Demoncrap!

        • KGB says:

          Tomorrow will be the 21st straight day of below average temps here in Western New York. March should be a volatile month for weather, but this year it’s been a deep freeze, reminiscent of January. There were guys ice fishing in the harbor of my Lake Erie town this morning. It’s officially spring and they’re ice fishing.

          Ah well, I”m off to Taiwan on Friday. Sunday will be my first full day on Formosa. The forecast? High of 79, low of 65, and sunny.

          • Bunk X says:

            I had to turn my windshield wipers on twice on my way home. It was horrible.

          • Bunk X says:

            I had to cross 3 lanes of traffic to pull over and find the user’s manual.

          • Octopus says:

            You’ll be running for your life from a mudslide in a couple of days, while the ground beneath you shakes like Jello. ๐Ÿ˜†

          • KGB says:

            Mmmm….jello.

          • Octopus says:

            California Jello, featuring crunchy granola with lots of dried fruits and nuts. YUM!

            But seriously…it’s like Biblical punishment out there. Fire, drought, flood, mud, earthquake, Pelosi, Brown, surfers, Chunky…but I repeat myself. Surf’s up, Barry!

          • Bunk X says:

            The missus is a stealth voter. She’s still registered Democrat, but she votes for the weaker candidate.

  54. Dezez157 says:

    I am sure the POTUS has a feature on his device known as auto correct, maybe spell check or even QuickType, and if one of Chucks left wing nutters made these mistakes Chuck would be pointing to those features as a defense, but Chuck being a two faced hate monger and all around pathetic troll, he makes an ass of himself.
    Yes I would rather Trump watched his spelling and word usage better, but if he were half the monster Chuck wants to call him, Chuck would have been dead a long time ago. http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/976425135317032961

  55. Octopus says:

    Gus is giving retirement advice to 20-somethings. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Don’t make the mistake I did. If you’re in your 20s or 30s start planning for your future now. You’re going to be aโ€ฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โ€ฆ
    2 hours ago

    And believe me 100 years ago the world was a colossal cluster fuck of major wars, famines, dust bowls and great depressions.
    2 hours ago

    When I was in my early 20s I had to visions of the future. One involved a futuristic society and another involved aโ€ฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โ€ฆ
    2 hours ago

    Not planning for retirement because you think the world is going to come to an end by the time you retire is rather poor planning.
    2 hours ago

    Later on “Garage Tonite,” he’ll be exploring his remorse over his drug and alcohol consumption, along with his long-term unemployment, in a segment titled: “Army Cots And Feral Cats.”

    • rightymouse says:

      I think he may have run out of booze & dope. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

      • Octopus says:

        He’ll be back on the substances in no time. A few wristers behind the Safeway, some can-collecting on the highway (while tweeting about bourgeois Berniebros in Bimmies, blowing their horns at him), and collect some ditch-weed along with the returnables. Back in biznatch!

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      How pathetic.

  56. Octopus says:

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/28500/cnn-cancels-students-appearance-hank-berrien

    “CNN — All The Fake News That Fits The Narrative” ๐Ÿ˜†

  57. Bunk X says:

    Bunkarina sent me this: a Chinese cotton candy contest.

  58. rightymouse says:

    Gussy, with his last $200, is an expert on saving for retirement.

    • rightymouse says:

      Also, methinks he’s run out of booze & dope again..

  59. ISTE says:

    Charles is nuts in a cute kind of way.

    Gus is just nuts.

    Has anyone got any opinion on this person? Video is going to take ten minutes and twenty seconds from your life but it will give you an example of one of the many not quite normal people out there.

    If you do not desire to waste 10 minutes start at about 2:40

    “I would literally kill this individual if he stepped in my path”

    That sounds like a death threat to me……

    FBI where are you?

    • Octopus says:

      Not knowing anything about Calculus or the stuff being fought over, I will say that this fellow has become disturbed due to the controversy. He’s bordering on dangerous, if not already over the line. It would appear that it’s all due to bullying or invalidation on Youtube by opposing theorists, which to me, regardless of the rightness or wrongness of his theories, once again shows social media to be an utter waste of time and a pernicious ailment of modern society.

      • ISTE says:

        LOL. I encountered this person in real life last year. Project we were working on was not going well. The death threats he left on my voicemail I should have saved!

        • Octopus says:

          As my brothers in Detroit say, “he fitna snap.” Don’t be around when he goes off. It’s only a matter of time.

  60. Bunk X says:

  61. rightymouse says:

    See what staying off the booze & weed can do to a person? You sound almost sane.

  62. rightymouse says:

  63. Octopus says:

    Chunky hardest hit! ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Octopus says:

      IT’S UNHINGED, I TELL YOU!! IMPEACHMENT OR NUCLEAR WAR WITHIN HOURS!! RUNNING AROUND THE YARD IN MY YELLOW SKIVVIES SCREAMING AND CRYING!!

      Somebody might want to call in the disturbance. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  64. Octopus says:

    What Michigan did to Texas A&M tonight was vicious and totally unexpected. I saw a poll the other day that had the Wolverines rated 15th out of the 16 remaining teams, regarding their chances of winning it all. Expect that expectation to change drastically tomorrow.

  65. Dezez157 says:

    And the fat idiot is masturbating again to fantasies about prison and impeachment.